Laura, Josh and Dammy

An Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in the style of a self-help group revolving around the lives of alcoholic beverages. All members are physical drinks bottle who attend weekly meetings which are run by a bottled spring water.
Each web-episode revolves around the antics that go down at the meetings with each drink telling their back stories, how they became alcoholics and how they got where they are today.

-Evan -Lorraine -Will -Veronica -Dave, Pete, Gary, Mick, Phil, Ian -Fergus -J.Daniels

The leader of the self help group who runs the therapy sessions. A bottled spring water who is pure and filtered with a holistic outlook on life. -Spiritualist -Believes in mind, body and soul -Patient

A battered bottle of Lambrini who likes a night out with the girls in order to escape from her abusive energy drink partner as the two of them together seem to make a deadly combination. Her bottle is cracked and chipped in places with the label slightly peeling from all the abuse she has suffered. -Low self-esteem -Depressed -Tired

A small alcopop who likes to go out underage drinking to house parties and sneaking into clubs. He does not attend the sessions willingly but is sent there by his concerned mother who is threatening him with rehab. Bright acidic green coloured drink with a glow stick hanging around his neck. -Party animal -Immature -Lazy

A Russian bottle of triple distilled vodka who realised she had a drinking problem when she didnt get through customs at the airport as she was made up of such a high alcohol percentage she couldnt board the plane and was unfit fly.

Her prominent features include a beauty mole above her lip and her striking platinum blonde hair.
-Beautiful -Seductive -Rich

A 6 pack of beer cans who will all tell you a different story of how they came together. Every time someone asks the story changes so no-one really knows the truth. Every week one of them mysteriously disappears and leaves an empty space in the plastic ring that connects them all. All cans identical in shape except for defining features such as facial hair, scars and tattoos. -Geezers / Lads -Common -Clowns

An bitter Scotch ale who has a mean temper and often goes of on one talking about issues close to his heart, however due to his thick Scottish accent he is never fully understood which only makes him more angry. Ginger often wearing a deep frown and aggressive expression. Grumpy Misunderstood Proud of his heritage

An old-timer / a matured bottle of Whiskey who attends the weekly sessions in order to keep from relapsing. Although he has been clean for years he just likes the company.

Wears a monocle and dons a moustache.

-Forgetful / confused -Frail -Doses off and starts snoring randomly during the session.