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yolk
------------------------------- written and designed by josh makinda

perth new york city

this book is dedicated to my splashes of life: my family, my girlfriend

their trickles inspire my blossoms

- josh

3.14 7,000,000,000

feeding the world

>
arrogance


violent neighbourhood

x
untraceable treasure

+ +
confident battery

m = me t = thought (m + t) = (m + t)

"i think therefore I am" - rene descartes

v = velocity s = stone g = glass h = home

(v s) + (g h) = irony

m = man r = roads
m + (r x n) = is now a man

solve for n, how many roads must he walk down?

raa
rar
ra

-lion

-file format -sun god

m = man d = dog s = snake

m + d = great m + s = cool (d x 1000) + (s x 1000) = WTF?!

:) ;) :0
caught cheating

:) E:( F:(

-becomes emo

-flicks hair

:')
-beauty spot

:'\
-bug on beauty spot

:'(
-crying over bug on beauty spot

;) ;(
hit on wrong girl

) :)
miracle

:) )
unfortunate

... ... ... ...

waiting for godot

atgc tgca catg ... gcta

:(
"bill I'm pregnant..."

:P
...

:'P
the wind changed

(:
dyslexic

:-<
-gotta go to this party...

<:-<
-why am I at this party...

:O( :-)
rhinoplasty

(:)

crowd pleaser

(bro) :)

"i'm dad too"

(sis) :0 "what?!"

dyslexia and attention deficit disorder

;)

-knows how to be sexy

;/

-has no idea

C@ ? ... CX

killed by curiosity

3 \

triangle

80087355

erectile dysfunction

how some guys justify

w = woman b = breasts h = horse

w + b = "Yeahhhhhh..." h + b = "Noooooooo..." h + (w + b) = "...Yeahhhhhh"

-stand

-handstand

+ + + + x
a church, on a crossroads, required first aid, and, treasure

zxcvb asdfg qwerty

-winner

c = two hand clap c 2 = _sound

solve _sound

100 8 =
makes eight hundred

100 6 =
makes six hundred

100 1 =
reason you were made redundant

y = you p = partner b = bed m = moisture

y + p + b + m = sexy y + p + m = even sexier y + m = weird

y = you p = parents

y + p = family -normal y = y -deep y = p -confusing

I(i)
pregnant

-business man -artist

seven 7th

-athlete

d = doll

d x (d x (d x (d))) = babushka

T -calm Y -stretching

C G
-adams apple

-first implants -second implants

3! 7!

-too many implants

")
deformed but optimistic

:) :) ') :(

-old pilot

-passengers

-new pilot

-passengers

SSS

snakes

99 =
secret agent

666 =

devil

66699 =
devil secret agent porn

stephanie_lucky_number = 7 meesha_lucky_number = 6

stephanie_lucky_number

+
meesha_lucky_number

= should_never_hang_out

d = distance r = relationship t = time

d + r = romantic r + t = steady d + t + r = cheating

i i
-first year as pirate

rrrrr
-second year as pirate

rip
-scurvy

"a"! "m"! "h"!

-as if

.
party pooper

racist

H |-|

-jekyll

-hyde

A(a)

-prepared mummy

B((b)) -very prepared mummy

c(c)

-unprepared mummy

D(D)

-horrific mummy

l = lady c = cat h = home

l + h = normal l + (c x 30) + h = crazy (c x 30) + h = interesting

Oo

-weight loss

'Oo'

-awkward eyes

"Oo"

-uncommitted ghost

"shall i conjoin?" "who am i?" "shall i remove?" "im a dash!" "you sure?"

- - - - -

context is all

:
-ghost

B
-cool ghost

3 8

-three in plain view

-three in mirror view

? = ...

-philosopher

-civil activist

-procrastinator

fin = done

fin & fin