The Land Aghast Teaser

Chapter Three Painted Red Roses and The Falsely Accused

A red smear upon her dress worried her; Blood? She asked herself. She picked a little up off upon her nger and gave it a sniff. Paint? She looked upon her surroundings, all of the hedges had roses which dripped with red paint. In the distance she heard another voice, one oh so vicious CAN YOU BLOODY BASTARDS DO NOTHING RIGHT?! the voice asked. I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR RED ROSES! AND WHAT IS THIS SHITE! WHITE! WHITE ROSES? PAINT THEM FASTER! I HAVE A TRIAL TO ATTEND! A fat woman walked past Alice with her nose held high, and eyes closed, not even noticing Alice Alice, as has been told, the curious girl walked behind her; following her to an outside courtroom. WHERE IS THE RABBIT!? She asked. A guard, a curious one at that... it was a card with a head, shield, and a helmet stepped back and nodded. DAMN! I will have to start without that. All know I am UTTERLY impatient. A guillotine stood with a man securely strapped inside. Alice peered from behind a hedge wall. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION! She cried slamming a gavel upon a high desk. Hatter. She said (nally calmly). The charge in which you have been found guilty is that of steeling my heart. She sighed. How do you plea? She asked. NOT GUILTY! he said sternly and in an utterly dopey voice. Queen I wath habin tea wiff my fwendth, and ven I wath caaptuud. LIES! The Queen screamed. Evidence points to you. You are not as stupid as you seem, I will tell you what really happened. Just then the White Rabbit ran through the labyrinth and into the court room. YOUR MAJESTY! I AM SORRY I AM LATE! SIT! The Queen screamed. He jumped upon a podium next to the Queen. Now as I was saying Hatter, here is what really happened; Last night whilst I slept, you came into my castle, my chamber, and CUT OUT MY HEART! I have the scar to prove it. She undid her bustier exposing a scar upon her chest. NOW! HOW DO YOU PLEA?!

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Youah Majissty I plea not guilty He laughed, I habe an awibi. And he is where? She asked impatiently. Well. I dont know where he ith. AHA! The Queen screamed pointing to him. I KNEW IT! A BOLD FACED LIE! A LIE! I HATE TO BE LIED TO! OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAD! She screamed NO! Alice yelled and ran from her hiding place. This is unfair. said she. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME MY METHODS OF GOVERNING MY OWN LAND IS UNFAIR! AND WHAT ABOUT IT IS UNFAIR! The Queen screamed. I am Alice, it is unfair because he is guilty because you say so. The Queen laughed My dear, She said THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION! I do not know or care where you come from, but when someone is found guilty of a crime as this, OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!