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A lot of people don't associate sex with God they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex weren't holy. The bible is explicit when it comes to sex. Sex is holy and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce. Pastor Khathide has counselled women who've complained: my husband treats me as if I were his brother. There was one who told him: I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary. Khathide told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections. Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Madeira. Have u ever asked yourself what those wives have that you don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties. If u're a married woman, u should sleep naked and let ur bum touch ur husband. Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under panties, because their wives hide it from them.
Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner. A woman should parade naked and do some modelling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' penises look like. They only feel it when he enters her. They've never seen it or let alone touch it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife's toy - she is supposed to play with it. He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being tired after a day's work. U find many couples who've been sexually starved for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure. You can't marry and not have a good time in bed. WHO SAID U CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT? Why can't u drive home during lunch and have a quickie with ur wife?
We're all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other. Have u ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic? May the Lord Bless you
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Question and Answer Session Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested? A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with the them. Q: Why can't you trust a woman ? A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A. You can unscrew a light bulb. Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains. Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to. Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: Its Braille for "suck here". Q: Why did God give men penises ? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q: What is an Australian kiss? A: It is the same as a French kiss but only down under. Q: Define Bra?[simple words] A: A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones. Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."