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OMSI Science Pub: Blue Revolution: A Water Ethic for America PDX Jazz presents: Saxophonist Miguel Zenn and Quartet History Talk: Politics and Crime in Portland: Drug Enforcement in the 1980s
Wednesday, November 16
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Point Juncture, WA
sunday, november 13
Opera vs. Cinema: The Black Pirate vs. The Flying Dutchman Pert Near Sandstone Left Coast Country Santacon Pub Crawl Talkdemonic
Saturday, December 3
they might Be giants 11/12 Blitzen trapper 11/12 jai hO!-lolas 11/15 the Civil wars 11/25 stOne in lOve-lolas 12/5 d2r: yOung the giant 12/6 d2r: fOster the peOple 12/7 d2r: awOlnatiOn 12/8 d2r: death CaB fOr Cutie 12/9 d2r: pOrtugal the man 12/10 d2r: the jOy fOrmidaBle/grOuplOve 12/12 OCOte sOul sOunds-lolas 12/16 dinOsaur jr/sCratCh aCid 1/28 mOe. 2/17 Big head tOdd and the mOnsters 2/24 pdx jazz festival: Bill frisell 2/25 pdx jazz festival: vijay iyer, prasanna & nitin mitta (3 pm) 2/25 pdx jazz festival: Charlie hunter (9:30 pm) 3/2 & 3 railrOad earth 3/22 kaiser Chiefs
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11/13
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11/13
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11/15
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DEAR EDITORI was thrilled to read your prole of Bridget Pilloud, Pet Detective [The Pet Whisperer, Feature, Nov 3, an interview with a local intuitive who has worked extensively with animals]. Like Ms. Pilloud Im also a real psychic. I dont specialize in pets like Ms. Pilloud, but I am excellent at communicating with newspaper editors, who as we all know are far more difcultand dangerousto communicate with than your average disgruntled dog. With my magical powers, I can help you understand why Wm. Steven Humphrey is such an asshole, and help you understand why your papers occasional insightful news stories are watered down with so much organic, grade-A bullshit. I can also match Ms. Pillouds pricesId be happy to provide your staff with Life Shift Sessions for a mere $859, beating Ms. Pilloud by 40 bucks! JUST ASKIN DEAR MR. THERIAULTAfter wit- I look forward to next weeks prole of Gannessing the removal of Occupy Wall Street dalf the Greys Tarot Card Emporium. Michael protesters [AKA Occupy Portland protesters] in Jamison Square in the heart of the Pearl, I cannot help but ask the WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY REquestion: Did our public ofcials cave to SPONDS: Thanks for your letter, Michael! pressure from the more afuent residents Though I dont give two shits about Life of Portland? The explanation was that the Shift Sessions for my staff (fuck em), I am protesters were disturbing the tenants of interested to know how much you charge surrounding Jamison Square. Dont people for helping me understand why Im an live near Chapman or Lownsdale Square? asshole. My own pursuit has yielded no Doesnt federal (constitutional) law trump results. city convenience ordinances? Just askin Katherine Gibson AAANNNNND, even though he insulted our totes fave pet psychic and suggested OCCUPY THE GREEN our editor in chief is an asshole, MiDEAR MERCHave been in Portland chael wins the letter of the week, because since before many of yall were born [Oc- it was kind of funny. You win two tickcupy My Lunch Break, Letters, Nov 3, ets to the Laurelhurst Theater, asshole! in which a reader complains that the Oc- AND SPEAKING OF LIFE-SHIFTING cupy movement has made formerly green EVENTS! Tickets to the HUMP! Amateur spaces accessed by downtown workers un- Porn Festival are so efng sold out that available]. I liked Lownsdale Square and we went ahead and added an additional its adjoining park as green spaces, but I, a screening for 4:30 pm on Saturday, Nomiddle-aged man who has to make his liv- vember 19this is your absolute, nal, ing driving around these protesting areas, last chance, so hit portlandmercury.com/ like these green spaces better as Occupy hump and get your tickets today!
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LOLA'S ROOM
LUCINDA WILLIAMS
blake Mills
BLIND PILOT
Point Juncture, WA
11/10 they might be giants 11/12 blitzen trapper 11/15 the civil wars D2r: young the giant 12/6 D2r: foster the people 12/7 D2r: awolnation 12/8 D2r: Death cab for cutie 12/9 D2r: portugal the man 12/10 D2r: the joy formiDable/grouplove 12/12 ocote soul sounDs-lola's 12/16 Dinosaur jr/scratch aciD 1/28 moe. 2/24 pDx jazz festival: bill frisell 2/25 pDx jazz festival: vijay iyer, prasanna & nittin mitta (3 pm) 2/25 pDx jazz festival: charlie hunter (9:30 pm) 3/2 & 3 railroaD earth 3/22 kaiser chiefs
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Suggested Reading
Natural By Design and Plants for Natural Gardens (a two-volume series) by Judith Phillips. Museum of New Mexico Press, P.O. Box 2087, Santa Fe, New Mexico 87504 Sunset Western Garden Book Kathleen N. Brenzel, Editor. Sunset Publishing Corporation, Menlo Park, CA 94025 Complete Guide to Gardening & Landscaping Time-Life Books, Inc., New York, N.Y. SAVE: The Homeowners Guide to Using Water Wisely Tucson Water Conservation Ofce, P.O. Box 27210, Tucson, AZ 85726-7210 Water Efcient Landscape Guidelines by Richard Bennett and Michael Hazinski. American Water Works Association, 6666 West Quincy Avenue, Denver, CO 80235 All About Lawns Ortho Books, San Francisco, CA. Ordering Address: Solaris Group, Customer Service, 2527 Camino Ramon, Suite 200, San Ramon, CA 94583; 800-457-6900 Xeriscape Plant Guide Denver Water. Fulcrum Publishing, 350 Indiana St., Suite 350, Golden, CO 80401; 800-992-2908
Blue Grama Grass
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Lean&Green
A Simple Guide toWater-wise LawnCare
Lawns AreThirsty
Lets face it, most lawn grasses are not native to New Mexico. These grasses cant survive our hot, dry climate without signicant additional water. Some lawn grasses require up to four times the water New Mexico receives from annual rainfall. During the hotter summer months, over half of our water consumption occurs outside our homeslargely to water our lawns. Believe it or not, some people actually give their lawns up to three times more water than is necessary for healthy growth and maintenance. So, if youre planning a new landscape, consider a water-wise xeriscape (which can even include a drought-tolerant lawn). But if you have an existing thirsty lawn that you dont want to replace, use the tips in this brochure to water wisely.
Water-wise Grasses Warm-season grasses will be brown and dormant during the winter months, and green in the summer. Cool-season grasses are most vigorous in the spring and fall, and retain some color all year long. Instead of using grasses that need lots of supplemental water, consider drought-tolerant alternatives:
Buffalograss A warm-season grass that needs less water than virtually all other lawns. It thrives in hot, sunny locations. Buffalograss is low-growing, so frequent mowing isnt necessary. It spreads by surface runners (stolons) and by seed. Buffalograss seed, plugs and sod are available at most nurseries. Blue Grama This warm-season grass, which is commonly mixed with buffalograss, makes a wonderful alternative to thirstier bluegrass. Its thin blades give a blue grama lawn a pleasing, ne texture. Its easy to establish and lls in quickly.
Bermuda A deep-rooted, warm-season grass that uses about two-thirds as much water as bluegrass. Be cautiousbermuda grass is very invasive and may intrude on ower beds and other plants. Its green in summer, dormant and brown in the winter.
Tall Fescue A deep-rooted, cool-season grass that needs less frequent watering than bluegrass, but still uses far more water than buffalograss or blue grama. Tall fescue is more tolerant of foot trafc and shade than bluegrass. It greens up early in the spring and stays green long into autumn.
Mowing Tips
1. Mow Early. Mowing when its still cool reduces the stress on a lawn. 2. Mow Sharp. Dull mower blades tear the grass blades, creating unnecessary stress on the lawn. 3. Mow Higher. Longer grass blades promote deeper rooting and shade the plants root zone, so the grass needs less water. A good rule of thumb: never cut off more than 1/3 of the leaf blade. Recommended Mowing Height Bermuda Bluegrass Buffalograss Tall Fescue 1.5" 2" 3.5" 3.5"
Fertilize Properly
Using the right amount of fertilizer at the right time can help a lawn stay healthy and water-wise. Determine what fertilizer is recommended for your grass. Fertilize cool season grasses (bluegrass and fescue) in the spring and fall. Fertilize warm season grasses (bermuda, zoysia, buffalograss) in early and late summer.
Buffalograss
Is It DryYet?
Before you water your lawn, look for signs that your lawn needs water. Watch for grass blades that are curling up or turning a bluish-grey color. Walk across your lawn. If grass springs up after being walked on, it doesnt need to be watered. Determine how many days your lawn can go between waterings and dont water any more often than that!
Sprinkler Tips
Check your irrigation system regularly. Fix or replace broken or leaky sprinkler heads. Adjust tilted heads so theyre vertical. Raise sprinkler heads so theyre level with the ground surface. Fix clogged heads. Grit and debris can clog sprinkler heads, causing gaps in the spray pattern. Remove the nozzle, wash the grit screen and run the system briey to ush. Move sprinkler heads at least 8 inches from hard surfaces. Placing sprinkler heads too close to pavement will result in unnecessary water waste. Make sure your sprinklers produce droplets, not mist. Water mist, caused by too much pressure, tends to blow away in the wind. Use a low-angle spray to reduce wind-blown water waste. Use a timer to make sure your sprinklers come on at the perfect time for watering and shut off before youve over-watered! Adjust your timer monthly to compensate for changing weather. Override your timers when its raining. Temporarily reduce or stop the watering schedule during cool or rainy weather . Dont mix and match equipment. Sprinklers, bubblers and drip systems should each be on different valves.
If your washing machine is not maintained in top operating condition, you could be wasting water. Some common clothes washer problems can be fixed by do-it-yourselfers, but others need the services of a licensed plumber or appliance repair technician. NOTE: Make sure you unplug the machine before attempting any repairs; in some cases, you will need to shut off the water supply as well. DOES YOUR WASHING MACHINE LEAK? You may need to tighten the water-inlet valves or hose connections. Check the hoses for cracks or kinks, too. Make sure the drain hose is inserted properly in the drain pipe or drain basin. IS WATER LEAKING FROM THE PUMP? If water leaks from the pump, tighten or replace the clamps. If water still leaks, replace the pump. IS YOUR WASHING MACHINE SLOW TO FILL UP? Check the hoses and the water-inlet valves. If the hoses have water in them, the waterinlet valve is probably defective and will need to be replaced.
NEED MORE INFORMATION? Check your owners manual to pinpoint specific trouble areas or call the manufacturers toll-free customer service number. For additional information, visit manufacturers websites for troubleshooting tips. Also visit sites such as www.doityourself.com, or use your favorite search engine to find other home improvement sites.
Every gallon of water you conserve will reduce your monthly water bill. Follow these tips to ensure that your clothes washer uses water as efficiently as possible. Wash full loads. A full load is the most water-efficient way to wash your clothes. (This is true even if your machine has an adjustable load setting.) If your clothes washer does have an adjustable load setting, select a smaller setting for a smaller load. When washing lightly soiled clothes, use the shortest wash cycle In addition, some cities and towns in New Mexico offer rebates to homeowners who replace older water-using appliances (such as clothes washers and toilets) with new waterwise models. Call your local water utility to find out how you can qualify for rebates and receive more information about reducing water use in your home. WATER USE AND CONSERVATION BUREAU New Mexico Office of the State Engineer P.O. Box 25102 Santa Fe, NM 87504-5102 1-800-WATER-NM www.seo.state.nm.us
Funded by a grant from the U.S Environmental Protection Agency. Produced for the New Mexico Office of the State Engineer by Schultz Communications. Designed by Ken Wilson Design. Sources: American Council for an Energy-Efficient Economy, Asko, The City of Albuquerque, General Electric, KitchenAid, Maytag, Rocky Mountain Institute, Sears, Whirlpool, www.doityourself.com, www.energystar.gov, www.h2ouse.org. Photos courtesy of GE, Whirlpool and Sears.
WATER USE AND CONSERVATION BUREAU New Mexico Office of the State Engineer
In the typical home, washing clothes consumes more indoor water than anything except flushing the toilets. (If youve already converted your older toilets to more efficient low-flow models, then your clothes washer might be numero uno when it comes to indoor water use.) Because water use is a major concern here in the desert climates of New Mexico-and because washing clothes is such a water-intensive activity, its important to make sure your clothes washer is as water-wise as possible. NEXT-GENERATION WASHING MACHINES ARE STINGY WITH WATER The typical older washing machine (pre-1995) uses approximately 41 gallons per load. By comparison, newer clothes washers generally use 23 gallons or less. That means you can reduce your water bill and save thousands of gallons of water each year by choosing a new water-efficient clothes washer when its time to replace your old washer. There are two basic designs for clothes washers: top-loading and front-loading. Most oldermodel residential washing machines load from the top. However, a standard top-loading machine can use more water to fill up and wet the clothes thoroughly. In addition, the machine uses more energy to pull the clothes around the machine using the agitator arm. Most of the newer, water- and energyefficient machines are front-loading. A frontloaded machine allows clothes to fall as they spin, which uses less water and is gentler on fabrics. Front-loading washing machines can be more convenient for disabled homeowners to use, too. TIPS FOR BUYING A NEW CLOTHES WASHER
Replacing your old water-guzzling clothes washer with a new waterefficient model can dramatically reduce your indoor water use. New-generation clothes washers also spin clothes drier, thus reducing drying time and saving energy. The top brands and most efficient models of clothes washers may cost more initially, but the savings you receive in reduced water, gas or electricity and detergent will save you money over the lifetime of use. Here are some questions to ask the salesperson when shopping for a new washing machine: Is this a water-efficient machine? Is it Energy Star approved? How many gallons of water per load will I save, compared to the older model of this machine? Compared to my present machine? Does this washer have a water-saver option, to allow rinse water to be reused? Does this machine automatically adjust the water level needed for the load being washed? What is the average annual water cost to operate this machine? What is the average annual energy cost to operate this machine? Is there an Extra Rinse option? If so, how do I shut off this option?