Boron

Hey there, my name is Boron, but you can just call me B for short (symbol). I come from the Mojave Desert in California (where I was discovered). I usually revitalize people in aging, and I work with old folks in curing their arthritis and bone problems (Boron is used medically for bone problems). In my free time, I contribute my time and energy to help cure cancer (Boron is used to detect cancer cells). Ive been doing this for the pat 5 years (atomic number), and I dont regret a single day. As a side job, I usually clean a lot of laundry, but on the weekends I help launch rockets just for fun (used for launching rockets, and antiseptic in laundry). Im usually with a group of people (you can never find it single in nature, its bonded you have to break it apart), so if you want to talk to me, or get to know me, you have to remove me from my group of friends. Im usually with metallic Potassium and the married couple, Boric Acid. I am far from a loner. Im not overly fashionable, but I love keeping in style. I adore grey, black, and brown. Im kind of skinny, my atomic mass is only 10.81 amu, but I attract a lot of elements ;) (Electro negativity). Height wise, I only reach the second valence shell. Im very lustrous and deliciously black. I have two snake bites pierced on my lips and an eyebrow piercing (3 valence electrons). Elements dig it. I have huge Guns N Roses belt, which I just dont leave the house without, and Im thinking about getting Slashs haircut. Im such a huge Guns N Roses fan and love Rock N Roll (metalloid). In terms of my sexuality, I am bisexual (metalloid, goes both ways), I do go both ways; not a characteristic most elements find attractive, but what the hell, I am who I am. Im a very chill guy; I dont get mad that easily. I come in many forms (can be found in powder, solid, and liquid), if youre lucky youll see me in solid form (youll know why ;)) I am such a happy person most of the time, I have such a positive outlook on life (oxidation states, is neutral and +3 ), but other times, Im just neutral, just laidback and easy. There has never been a time, where something bad has happened to me. Im just good luck for all you elements out there. Im so different from the rest of my family. There is absolutely nothing we have in common. I just felt so detached. My neighbors in house numbers 14, 15, and 16 had kids just like me, but at least they had one other member in their family like them. I never got a long with my siblings. Im the youngest, and the skinniest (lowest amu). Its like my family is filled with a whole bunch of obese human beings, I mean my sister Thallium weighs 204 amu! Its not like I havent tried to cooperate with my family. We just all have the same valence swagger (all have 1 valence electron). VALENCE UNITE!

When Im not saving the world by detecting cancer cells, and cleaning homes *cough* *cough*. I control nuclear reactors! I know so cool right? Also, I try to help out the environment. People use me to revitalize crops, and agricultural medicine for plants. Whats crazy is, though Im from California originally, my great grandfather, was found in the remains of volcanic eruptions. All my life, Ive been just searching for the right element to complete my valence. I just want to form a full octet with someone. Thats all Ive ever wanted. I mean Im great when Im with Hydrogen and Oxygen, but sometimes I just want to be paired up with someone just for me. I kind of wish I was with Fluorine. Not only do we form a complete octet, if we do form a bond, we could be little building blocks for our mini baby boron compounds (when BF3 is formed it is used as building blocks for more Boron compounds). Thats just so adorable. I just want someone to complete me. Text me (Im pretty busy) at 1s22s22p1 !!!!!!!