SWEARWORDS Coo, carajo Coo, carajo These can express surprise, anger or simply be used to give emphasis.

Coo, qu hambre tengo! (**) Blimey, I'm hungry! Vienes de una vez, coo? (**) For heaven's sake, are you coming or not? Qu/cmo/dnde coo... ? What/how/where the hell... ? Dnde coo estn las llaves? Where the hell are the keys? Un coazo A real pain (figuratively speaking). Este to es un verdadero coazo This guy is a real pain. Joder Joder (also pronounced joer) Literally it has the same meaning as the English F-word, but it's more often used with its figurative meanings. It usually means to "cock up" something or to be "screwed up": Ya la han jodido! They've already screwed it up! Nos han jodido con tantos impuestos They've screwed us with so many taxes. Joder on its own is used exactly like coo above, to indicate surprise, anger or admiration: Joder, cmo llueve! Hell, it's peeing down! Jop, jopelines, jolines, joln These are a few euphemisms to replace joder. They're usually used by children or adults who want to avoid swearing. Puta Puta is short for prostituta. At times it's used in its proper sense, but more often as a very strong insult, especially if a family connection is made, in phrases that would translate as "son of a prostitute" or "your prostitute mother". However, it's actually

more commonly resorted to as an adjective to express anger. Puto/a (as an adjective and always in front of the noun) Tengo que ir al puto mdico I have to go to the prostitute doctor. I have to go to the effing doctor. ... de puta madre of the prostitute mother Although it may sound contradictory, this is a praising expression meaning "very good" or "excellent". It can be applied to people and things: Tiene un coche de puta madre He has a car of the prostitute mother. He has a fantastic car. Warning - do not confuse ... de puta madre with tu puta madre, which is an expression used as an insult, usually a rude reply to someone who's already insulted you. Hijo/a de puta Son/daughter of a whore Depending on the context, tone and how well you get on with the person you're talking to it may be said not necessarily as an insult. Huevos, cojones, pelotas Huevos literally means "eggs" and pelotas are "balls", but these words are also slang for "testicles" (cojones). The expressions with these words are endless and in many instances you can use either word. Here are a few useful expressions, but don't be surprised if you hear testicles mentioned in other contexts! Estar hasta los huevos/cojones de ... To be up to the eggs/testicles with... To be fed up with... Estoy hasta los huevos/cojones de Arturo I've had enough of Arturo. Tener huevos/cojones To have eggs/testicles. To be brave. Para hacer eso hay que tener muchos huevos To do that you need to have balls.

Y un huevo/cojn! And an egg/testicle! The meaning is similar to the English "Yeah, right!" or "No way!" but a bit ruder. Y un cojn me voy a levantar yo a las 7 para ayudarle! No way am I getting up at 7 to help him! Por huevos/cojones For eggs/testicles. It means a reason is not required for someone to do something. Tiene que venir a las 8 por huevos S/he has to come at 8 for eggs. S/he has to come at 8 because s/he has to. Costar un huevo To cost an egg. Used to indicate that something is very expensive. Este abrigo me cost un huevo This coat cost me a fortune.

1. Shit (mierda) = mierda: Esta cancin de Eurovisin es una mierda! = This Eurovision song is a piece of shit! Me la suda lo que pienses, eres un mierdas! = I don't give a shit what you think, you are a piece of shit!

2. Asshole (el ojete) = gilipollas, cabronazo, mamn: Eres un gilipollas! = You are an asshole! Quin ha sido el mamn? = Who was the asshole?

3. Son of a bitch (hijo de puta) = Hijo de puta/perra, cagarse en alguien o en algo: !Eres un verdadero hijo de puta! = You are a real son of a bitch! Me cago en la puta, me he cortado! = Son of a bitch, I cut myself! Para subir el grado de intensidad es de lo ms fcil. Simplemente se aplica fucking (jodiendo) al taco: Eres mazo de gilipollas! = You are a fucking asshole!

Me la trae floja lo que pienses, eres un moigo pinchado en un palo = I don't give a fucking shit what you think, you are a fucking piece of shit! Eres un verdadero hijo de la gran puta! = You are a real fucking son of a bitch! Me cago en la madre que me pario, me he cortado! = Son of a fucking bitch, I cut myself! Tambin el fucking puede tener connotaciones positivas: La pelcula era de puta madre. = The movie was fucking great. Fue increble. = It was fucking amazing. GLOSSARY:
Faggot: Gay, Maricon, trolo Gay: Gay Blowjob: mamada asshole: Agujero del orto , Pendejo , infeliz. Dumbass: inutil , tormpe. Moron: Tarado Idiot: Idiota retard: Retardado fuckin: jodido , puto Fucker: Infeliz, maldito , y otros Mother Fucker: coge madres,Hijo de puta Son Of a Bitch: Hijo de puta Bitch: Perra , Puta , Prosti Hore: Prostituta Pussy: Concha , Conchudo Friggin: Maldito Damn it: Maldicion Yikes : carajo Fuck: Mierda, garajo , coje , Shit: Mierda poop: Caca , Mierda Ass: culo Wipe my ass: Limpiarme el culo Jack Off: Pajearse (Masturbarse de forma vulgar) Masturbate: Mastrurbarse Whimpy: SUper Gay Gay Proudness Fest Leader: Encabeza la marcha del orgullo gay mbecil: Imbcil Sucker: chupador , Tonto suck My Balls: Chupame las bolas suck:chupar Eat My Shorts: Comete mis pantalones Penis:Pene Boobs: Tetas tits:tetas Dick: Pene COCK: Pija / Piijaso