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AFFIDAVIT Your county ) New-York ) Asservation united states of America AD 1776 ) Definitions; The term Asservant (Average Joe)

a living sentient being possessing all the corporeal and incorporeal hereditament rights granted under the Creator, in the status de-jure National of (New-York). The terms I, me, my, mean (Average Joe). The terms your\you means any and all persons d\b\a Operational Manager Automated Collection System, IRS, (IRS Agent) any and all of their employees\principals\agents\assigns\successors\heirs\nominees who act in regard to this matter. The term your offers means the Letter dated (DATE), (content of letter), in regards to TIN #xxx-xx-xxxx, which are hereby conditionally accepted for value, attached and fully incorporated herein by reference thereto. The term Proof of Claim means a signed record of assessment, affidavit of the nature of the tax and underlying documents setting forth essential facts. Name of County) New-York ) Asservation united states of America AD 1776 ) 1. Asservant herein (Average Joe) state that I am competent and being of the age of majority affirm that my "yes" be "yes" and my "no" be "no" and that the following facts are true, certain, correct, and not misleading under the penalty of the Creator's Law of bearing false witness, and, 2. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that Indemnifies (Average Joe) with an asset money bond for the damages you will create by enforcement of any liens and/or levies nor does Asservant believe any such evidence exists, and, 3. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that certificate proof of claim setting forth essential facts for said alleged claim, and, 4. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that his conditional acceptance of your offer, does not prove he agrees to discharge any liability associated therewith, as set forth in the Notice of Conditional Acceptance, and, 5. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you have or can produce a signed record of assessment nor does Asservant believe any such evidence exists, and,

6. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that Asservant established an account for goods\services receivable with you which makes Asservant liable for your claim nor does Asservant believe any such evidence exists, and, 7. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that Asservant received a benefit, gain, or advantage that made Asservant liable for your claim nor does Asservant believe any such evidence exists, and, 8. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you may lawfully interfere with private contracts made with others, and, 9. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you are not still bound by our original contract to send all correspondence to my third party witness by stipulation of the parties, and, 10. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you have a delegation of authority to attach levies against a (New-York) National without cause nor does Asservant believe any such evidence exists, and, 11. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you have a delegation of authority to attempt to unlawfully convert (Average Joes) property, and, 12. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you did not know or cannot discover that primary liability rests upon the maker of an instrument, unless the other party refuses to pay or perform, and that Asservant has NEVER refused to pay or perform nor does Asservant believe any such evidence exists, and, 13. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that this offer is NOT evidence that Asservant offered to discharge liability conditioned upon proof of claim nor does Asservant believe any such evidence exists, and, 14. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you are not liable for the amount you are seeking by refusing to provide a certificate of proof of claim, and, 15. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that this matter has not been settled by stipulation of the parties of prior agreements and that you are not in dishonor to the first conditional acceptance leaving you with no standing to make additional offers, and, 16. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that an offer tendered in discharge of a claim and refused, does NOT discharge any liability associated with the claim nor does Asservant believe any such evidence exists, and, 16. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you did not have prior knowledge that this matter was already settled by stipulation of the parties, and,

17. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you have standing to make a new offer when you have had prior knowledge that you have gone into commercial dishonor by stipulation of the parties, and, 18. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that if you endorse your new claim with your signature with advance notice claims and defenses against your claim and you go into commercial dishonor, you do not become personally liable on the instrument, and, 19. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that you or the Internal Revenue Service is going to provide proof of claim which will keep you in dishonor, and, 20. Asservant has not seen or been provided any evidence that since you are in dishonor and will not provide proof of claim you are stipulating that you are responsible for any amount you allege, Further Asservant sayeth not. Notary Before me ______________________________ a Notary Public in and for Your county, State of ________; appeared (Average Joe) known and made known to me and did affirm the truth of the facts herein stated and placed his signature on this document on this the ____ day of _________ anno Domini _________. _________________________________ my commission expires: Notary Public Signature Verified on this the ___th day of ______ anno Domini _________. L.S. ________________________________ No Dolus (Average Joe) THIS ENTIRE DOCUMENT MUST BE FILED AS A PERMANENT PART OF YOUR RECORD FOR TIN # XXX-XX-XXXX, IF SUCH RECORD(S) HAVE BEEN DELETED OR SUBSTITUTED, THIS REQUEST STILL APPLIES! RECORDERS INITIALS _______________