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"The new system enables a lot of techni- Removal; Rick Wilkinson - Asst. Dir. of I know not |
cians to become really familiar with their Grounds^ Mercyhurst Apartments Super- The realms of death i
assigned buildings," said Don Leonardi, visor; Norman Lizotte - Zurn and Baldwin Only that you are gone
Assistant Director of Buildings. Supervisor; Bob Buettner - McAuley and
fj r
t "This will help the faculty, students, and Egan Supervisor, Carpentry; Mark Dunar - I know not k
administrators to work through and with
one person familiar with the building, * 1
Briggs Ave, Apts., Townhouses Super-
visor; Jim Roose - Electrical repairs; John
Where you are
Only that you are with me* Forum... pg. 5
staled George, v % Wilson - Grounds, Setup, and Snow
Removal; Stan Kiewice - Plumbing; Frank
According to Leonardi, about a year agoj
it became apparent that the reorganization Schroeck - Carpentry; Jim Wozniak - Trash
Removal; Dick Buser - Motor pool; Dave
1 know not
When nor how ' Tirewalker > >
was necessary, and in early November of Only that 1 will see you again
this year, the re-organization proposal was Cherico - Campus Center Supervisor, Mer-
approved at a meeting between the Col-
lege's President, administration, and the
cyhurst Apts. Asst. Supervisor; Jim Dixon -
Painting.
And then...
I shall know
1 Review pg. 6
Director of Maintenance.'-
The loss of a close friend is never easy.
^According to Leonardi, the new system Maintenance work requests must still be
should reduce maintenance costs? to tlje sent through the Operations Offiee^in^the
basement of Old Main, after which it will
Somehow, a part of you dies with them.
After the initial mourning, life continues,
Dear Santa....pg. 7
college. * •
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fMThe new program will cut expenses by be distributed to thej>roper employee, - [ but there is always something thatjustjsn^t
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While most of us were family from oldest to youngest,
celebrating the usual Thanksgiv- one at a time. One of her sisters is
ing, Sally Fyke, who works in the currently still in the PhiUipines,
Financial Aid office, as well as at- but has plans to immigrate to the
tending the school as a student, U.S. Fyke's family is presently all New U.S. Citizen Sally Fyke.
was celebrating a very special over the U.S., from Virginia to dealt with U.S. history. citizen was to celebrate. "It was a
Thanksgiving.^ It was her first California, as well as here in Erie. Although this time was very great feeling knowing-you don't
holiday celebrated as a United Fyke decided to become a tense, Fyke was very anxious to have to report to the Immigration
States citizen. fe * citizen because she felt she would get through these formalities and otfice every' year." The yearly
£ Originally from the PhiUipines, have better opportunities. She on to .the ceremony. She- noted report is done so the government
Hot, delicious pizza I Fyke waited 11 years before believes she can better serve her that iwhen a person becomes! a can keep a census of immigrants.
Free 30 minute becoming a U.S. citizen. The re- country because she feels she is a citizen and has children under 16, Fyke can now also vote and stop
delivery guaranteed! quirement to gain citizenship is citizen. the children automatically are taking the good natured ribbing
• 10 minute pick-up only three years wait if the person "The process is very hectic to citizens. They don't have to apply from her friends about being an
service 1 jj is married or five years if become a citizen," said Fyke. She for citizenship or are required to "alien." & | £ *;
• Custom*made with unmarried. had to apply for citizenship and take the test. Fyke likes this rule When asked if she ever plans on
your choice of quality! Fyke's family moved here from wait three months while the im- since she has a 12 year old son going back to hei native country,
toppings. i
• Only 100% real dairy the P hill i pines 11 years ago but migration office approved her who became a citizen along with our new U.S. citizen said, "If
cheese not all at one time. Fyke said they standing. She then had to take an her. * anything, only to visit." She is
• Fast, friendly service had to meet requirements for im- examination, which primarily The first thing she did as a U.S. here to stav.
for over 20 years.
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was not an illustration in my talk Boston University who presented named Pinochet and we have long
of Christian humanism. She is a the talk * Central America - supported right wing regimes in
very good, though perhaps, not Another Vietnam? There were Paraguay and Colombia. Some
fully developed, example of a some statements made in your people say we are fighting Com-
devout humanist. She and her coverage of the event which, in munists and Communism in Latin
father studied Latin and history in my estimation, need clarification.
America. Dr. Zinn thought we &
the Annex where they hid from were supporting such repressive
Di Zinn first of all stated that
the Nazis.^They prayed and led a he distrusted big government. Bigright wing dictators long before a
liturgical life, as you can read in government, he thought, tended Communism^ was established in
the Diary. She spent her last days Russia (1918). We have, as a na-
to lie and deceive its constituen- ©1
at Bergen-Belsen ministering to cies on certain occasions, so he tion, a long history of such sup-
others. She is a magnificent exam- was wary of its information and port, he said, in Latin America
ple of a devout humanist, a stu- w
long before Communism came
dent with a social conscience who disinformation.
onto the scene,*In the sense that "The Oarsman" by Mark A. Gardner
loves and serves God. I actually Governments like this, in- we are supporting right wing dic-
had mentioned Ann in another cluding our own, tend to support tatorships currently in Latin-:
connection, namely that the Diary puppets. Our government, he Americans wejdid in Vietnam,
was attacked by the people who claimed, supported a puppet in Latin America is another
brought suit in Greeneville, Tenn. the form of Diem in South Viei Vietnam.
to keep their children from being nam. This tendency to support in-
exposed to Macbeth, Grimm's ept and corrupt right wing dic-
Fairy Tales, and The Diary of tatorships is in effect in Latin George Garrelts
Sr.
Dear Editor, anyone or anything. They were the best college newspapers
1 am writing this letter to the making light of a situation. You around. Each week they improve
person who sent that letter to the seemed to pick everything'apart. on the stories, feature articles and
editor in your Nov. 7 edition. If you are so adamant about the even the sports coverage. All of
story, why did you read it over i he articles are written with intent
Sir, Madam, or whatever: | and over just to count how many and interest, and keep the reader's
—Jt.I&J,PQj?ad youjarcjstt. uptight time^*'devilg; or "lived'' ap- attention. So, once in a while the
that you can't enjoy yourself. peared in it? "' ^ •£ printer makes a boo boo. This
If you've never worked on a Obviously, you were never a week he happened to put dollar
college newspaper, you have no kid. You never went out or Trick- signs in a story where they didn't
>idea how hard these kids work, or-Treat. You never made fun of belong. You took it to be devil
how many hoUrs they put in on a a witch, goblin, monster or movie| worship or some garbage.
story, how long it takes to reach star by dressing up like one. You I look forward to each and
people to interview them, etc. never came home with a bag of every issue. 1 enjoy reading The
Then comes the time they put the goodies and ate till you''could Merciad. If "you don't like it,
paper to bed. This takes more bust. You never decorated your don't read it. And, oh, yes. I'm a
time, hard work and problem house, or bought a pumpkin to parent, not a student. "Study of an album cover by Matt Johnson" by Jude Grant
solving. So, when I read the carve, or gave out candy at your Sincerely, Barbara J. Minor
Hallowe'en issue, I was pleased to front door to enjoy the little ones.
see them enjoying their "jobs" so I feel sorry for you. You've really
much. The story was hysterical missed a lot.
P.S. I'm surprised you missed
the page where the story on the
vampire appeared. There was also
"Seniors In Motion":
and very enjoyable. There was [ You missed a lot in this issue,
never -any intent to put down too. I think The Merclad is one of
an ad for Plasma-Tec, Spooky,
isn't it? New Art Show Opens
The Cummings Gallery, located Miklaucic, 'Lisa M. Palloto,
in the Hammermill Library at Christine D. Riazzi, and Elizabeth
Mercyhurst College, is the setting Shewan. *
Research Capabilities Increased font he Mercyhurst Senior art ex- On the exhibit, Mark Gardner,
hibit "Seniors in Motion" which a Senior from Erie, stated: "It's
will run from Dec. 7th - 15th. an opportunity to communicate
As Chem Dept. Gains Equipment The Mercyhurst Seniors something about myself, and also,
featured at the exhibit are: Jodi to make some money if possible."
Abbey, Jane Bretschneider, Mark An opening reception will be
purchased with funds from the Van an Ultra violet-Visible Spec- Chepelsky, Robert G. Fabrey, held on Sun., Dec. 7th, from 3 to
by Mary Beth Manross \
Capital Campaign and cost ap- trophotometer .(UVS) arrived at Mark 4A. Gardner, Jude Grant, 5 p.m. in the Cummings Gallery.
the 'Hurst. Edwards states, Peggy Hirsch, Cassandra For more information, i call
Students in the chemistry, proximately $7,000.
biology and pre-med departments The Jarrell-Ash Atomic Ab- "Compounds that are colored ab- Mansfield, Kate iMcGrath, Lisa 825-0200. * '** *
have three new instruments to use sorption Spectrophotometer sorb visible light at characteristic
to help them with their (AAS) was given to the college wave lengths, allowing analysis."
experiments. ;. k this summer as a gift from the This instrument is also used in the <*£*
According* to the Director of Hammermill Paper Company, wine chemistry experiments. This International Physical
the Chemistry Department, Dr. and would have cost the college instrument -was purchased *with
$6,000 to purchase. Edwards ex- funds from t h e C a p i t a l -1 Fitness Association (IPFA)
Paul Edwards, "Last, spring we
acquired a Perkin-Elmer Infrared plains that this device is used for Campaign. M
Spectrophotometer (PIS) which detecting concentrations in small Edward emphasizes, "State of
will be used primarily by most amounts. "We have been using the art equipment * gives our (Slgmpir SttntBB (£tttt?r
studentsjwho have chemistry AAS in our wine analysis to deter- students the chance to see if they
courses." He goes on to explain, mine concentrations of sodium, can work in-a real*: laboratory.'' and ^itn ilanningjdlenter
"Organic compounds have very calcium, potassium, and He goes on to add, "The AAS is This Card Good For One Free Visit And Use Of Facilities
distinct fingerprints which help to magnesium in wines,*' states used by 25. of the undergraduate
students nationwide. It allows as 1206-08 East 38th Street • Erie, Pa. • Phone 825-7084 £
identify t he compounds and deter- Edwards. * t Good For 1 st Visit Only I *4 .
mine their purity." The PIS was On Thursday* Oct, *30 the to do bettei research."
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and the occupants cornel tearing clever little ditty entitled, - Snow' J by Boy George.
out in horrific pain, hands coupl- "Santa's Got a Brand New Bag."
ed over their ears. Rick had the right idea. If the Now, songs like those would be
I The reason? Muzak is blasting Doctor would compile an ideal infinitely more tolerable than en-
out of control, louder than Ozzy cassette of Christmas songs he during the tried-and-true tradi-
Osbourne live at Budokan. wouldn't mind hearing, it might tional ho-hummers that are shov-
include the following: * ed down our ear canals every
Now that's a nightmare. But
imagine how much worse it would Side 1: "I Saw Mommy French Christmas. This is the time of year
be*"if only Christmas Muzak was Kissin' Santa Claus" by Deborah when we are supposed to feel most
playing, loudly and endlessly, Harry. "Jingle Smells" by The alive, but - if you ask the Doctor -
slowly sucking the sanity from Cramps. "Jah Rest Ye Merry going through the same motions,
your skull. Rastamen" by Black Uhuru. ! year after year, only deadens the
^ Would that be hell? No, it "Deck Monty Hall" by The senses. J 5 .
would be the Millcreek Mall, Ramones. "White Christmas" by i y But Christmas nowadays has
where people voluntarily submit Boy George. "Whose Child is more, to do with making cents
themselves to such agony every This?" by Madonna. "It Came than sense. •«* ?
day in Decembei Upon the Midnight Partly Cloudy
Some may call the Doctor with a 30 Percent Chance' of Dr. Rock is the music critic for
blasphemous, but he simply can't S n o w " by E r i e ' s o w n t h e E r i e T i m e s N e w s
stand Christmas Muzak anymore. Weathermen. "Showcase," an entertainment
It booms out everywhere and section which appears every
Side 2: "Have yourself a Very Thursday, in the morning and
anywhere he goes. In the malls, Little Christmas" by Randy evening editions. For Christmas,
it's "Deck the Halls." In gyms, Newman.. "Rudolph the Snot- Dr. Rock hopes to see Madonna
they play hymns. In the office, it's Nosed Reindeer" by the Sex and Duran Duran get married, to
something that rhymes with of-
The Intrepid "Dr. Rock" and Billy Idol sneer at Christmas music. Pistols. "Frosty the Snowman" each other, and move to Iceland.
fice. It*s enough to drive the Doc | by Boy George. "Harkl^The He also $ doesn't know Dave
I to drink, except egg nog is all he ! product of capitalism. Somewhere n Harold Robbins Sing'J by Nick 3 Richards. J d ^ » —
can find in December. *,&*, M along the line, music which was | ' g to Town^or even 'iMerjy
While politicians babble on written to convey the spirit of Christmas Baby" which, ironical-!
it
about drugs, crime, and nuclear Christmas became used as just ly, is the flip side of his current
0 "War" single.
arms, they ignore the real problem another marketing device to get Bobby Helms* "Jingle Bell
I facing this nation - Christmas | people in the mood for depleting Rock*' remains fun, and the V 1
Muzak. It lqbotomizes the their wallets. ' \ Beatles did a few throwaways for
populace, making it susceptible to And so, during December, fan club albums (never released to
all sorts of prime-time evils, like Christmas music/Muzak saturates the public) in the early sixties. ITS HOMESTVLE! ALL? DAY
"The Care Bears' Christmas in everything, including the Doctor's Motown greats have recorded a
Jamaica" or "Christmas with the patience. Well, he's taking a stand few excellent Christmas tunes,' EVERY DAY
Harlem Globetrotters," or worse this year. No credit card pur- too. One of the Doc's all-time
yet, Ronco commercials. chases. No big-buck bills. He favorites remains Jethro TulPs
The Doctor has a theory that refuses to give into rampant com- "Christmas Song" from the
Christmas Muzak played in malls mercialization, to succumb to "Living in the Past" album. And
contains backward masking. You Muzak, to yield to the capitalist Phil Spector's Christmas Album -
think you're listening to "Deck forces which have corrupted the with the Ronettes, Crystals, etc -
the Halls," but you're actually Christmas spirit. is a must-own.
hearing, "Buy a microwave." It's He's cheap, in other words. Then there's the garbage, like
not "Joy to the World" but Why should be continue paying in "Grandma Got Run Over by a
"Fork over all your cash, February for toys his nephews Reindeer," which, to this day, a r
sucker." broke in January? & i «P « H
sends the Doctor into convul- Queen
Some think the commercializa- As a Doctor of rock, this extra s i o n s . T h e C h i p m u n k s ' Sh
tion of Christmas began a long money can be used to buy real "Christmas Song" is more than
time ago. Wrong. Shepherds music, not seasonal slop recorded obnoxious, it's an atrocity on a
didn't peddle "Jesus - Live in only to appeal to sentimentalists. par with Nazi death camps. And
NazarethS" T-shirts outside the Although the Doc doesn't mind if, by chance, the Doctor, while Dasi
• FTC "***r
stable. Mary didn't write a scan- the old hymns and English folk driving, hears the Singing Dogs EJTd
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dalous autobiography entitled, songs in church, it's not the kind woof through "Jingle Bells," a
"My Extra-Celestial Affair. "I of stuff he slaps on the turntable massive chain collision would
result, costing hundreds of lives.
r That's not a threat; only a
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short for "Chuckles." mumbo-jumho only establishes Chuck Norris shoots up the scene In "Firewalker.
Now remember; that Chuck
Gossett and Norris play, believe itself through some hokey scenes Norris became a star on his mar- lion sequences unimaginitivc but Bo Derek school of acting.
tial arts abilities. With each pro- when Norris punches someone, Her reciting of lines borders on
gressing film though, he has been you can see by how many inches the monotone and it appears she
shying away from the kung-fu*tfn- he misses the stumman's iaw. The needs glasses because in almost
tics and relying more on his charm problems must be serious when every scene, she stares blankly at
and personality. If he had a bit of* you can't even recommend a Nor- everything. Anderson and Norris
either, it might woi k, but instead ris film to action fans because it's do make a perfect couple. It's sort
he resorts to heavy fire power as a not violent enough. of like having action lackson and
substitute. Everyone in the action Unfortunatly the expected fine Barbie in a movie together..
film genre, from Clint Eastwood performance by-Academy Award "Dying is easy; comedy, is
to Arnold Swarueuaggfii, has a winner Lou Gossett, trapped in hard" someone once said and]
screen persona" except Thorns. " the second x)anaiia^io7?, i'^n T TToTPfr^tioiild have listened. HeT
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Without the neck-chopping, groin enough to give FIREWALKER fine at making people bite the dust
kicking action he's just Mr. life. The filmmakers even make in his films but being witty isn't
f
Bland. **' *?* the unwise move of having him one of his positive attributes. The
* In FIREWALKER, he's no dif- appear to be killed for ten minutes scriptwriter would have done bet-
fereni. In fact, even the few mar- which means we're stuck with ter by stuffing Norris into a tux-
tial arts scenes used are unexciting Norris and Anderson making light edo and placing him in an alien
and poorly directed. J. Lee Tomp- conversation in the jungle. While environment. An easy way to get
son, who-directed the'thrilling the blonde, blue-eyed Anderson laughs but much better than the
c l a s s i c THE G U N S OF certainlv fills the bill as far as re- unfunny plot of FIREWALKER
NAVARONE apparently has lost quirements for damsels in distress which gives the audience nothing
his touch for not only are the ac- go, she acts like a graduate of the but a hot foot.
Personality Profile
Norris and co-star Louis Gosseti wonder why no one's laughing in
"Itotwalkcr." , W P ^ /•• Kathleen sDee
by Caryn Bausch height and age. A couple of weeks made the town a tourist area. The
Off The Record continued later, she received a call telling her
Mercyhurst College has its own she got the job. r* •
crews blocked off whole parts of
the town.
attractions. SAC is a highly visi- also sponsors Activities Day in celebrity, Kathleen Dee, who pei Dee and a couple of her friends "I learned so much about how
ble, yet often criticized, part of May and publishes the phone formed as a stand-in in t he movie who were also accepted for stand- time consuming and particular the
MSG. True, SAC is not perfect; directories. The cheek cashing ser- SWEET LIBERTY produced by in roles were to be in scenes which filming business is. Even in my
however* without input from the vice has 220 accounts and has Martin Bregman and written and had the crowds focusing their at- part the director gave us strict in-
student body it is not as effective cashed checks to the tune of directed by, as well as starring, tention on certain stars, such as structions about when we had to
as It could be. Any one of the $35,357.59 to date. j Alan Alda. ~ Alan Alda or Michael Caine. "I be quiet or changing our eye focus
members of SAC would welcome One of the biggest drawbacks Dee, a senior education student never knew how much work and on certain actors at specific
your input* Many students, of my position is the lack of feed- at Mercyhurst, tells us about how time it takes to make a simple times." f v
however, take SAC for granted, back 1 receive from other she was selected to be in the movie scene/' Dee comments. "Between
benefitting from iti work without students. To function effectively SWEET LIBERTY. Dee's home the actors and actresses forgetting No, Dee did not become in-
timate friends with the ' famous
we as officers must have your is located in Sag Harbor in the their lines and bystanders walking
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Note mobile society. So I decided that more toys faster and more
this Christmas is going to be your efficiently.
Christmas. Sure everybody loves
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i Nicole thinks a pierced ear
The Merciad editors would like the way you are, I mean who would be good for your social im-
to remind students that this will be wouldn't love someone who br- age. But on the North Pole is right
the first, last and only issue of ings gifts every year? wrong and left right or what? >
December. Next week is finals We just thought that after so Laurie wants you to retire the
week, and since we won't be here many years of looking somewhat red felt otton blend pants. So she's
on Friday, it seemed rather the same, a few gifts would do sending a pair of Levis 501, shrink
pointless to put out a paper you some good. Remember we are to fit, black denim jeans. rv
because then we would have to only trying to help you out this Anthony thinks you need a
mail it to all of you and that season. < warmer jacket. *An Eddie Bauer
would get expensive. -f ' Christopher* wants to,replace gooset down should keep you
Look for a new^ Merciad the your sleigh bells with an Alpine warm on your night flights.
first week in January at a newss- stereo system that jams to Bruce Kimberly is sending you a com-
tand near you. Springsteen's' "Santa Claus is puter, just so you don't forget
As for a Christmas gift from us, Coming to'Town," your theme anyone in your old age.
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look to your left and read the ex- song. Everybody in the public eye Pete is giving you a VCR to
tra "Far Side" we have included. needs a theme song nowadays. keep you and the Mrs. occupied
We wish everyone good luck Natalie thinks you should have on those cold winter nights. The
with their finals next week and a home Nautilus system to firm up movies we're sending along in-
hope everyone has a wonderful that sagging waistline. After all,* j clude-WHITE CHRISTMAS,
Xmas. We also think it's about | you do have some extra time to IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE and
time someone started putting the yourself after the gift giving SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS
X back in Christmas. season. (j THE MARTIANS, j $ • -
See you next year, which Scott wants you to get around a Well Santa} we hope you enjoy
sounds like a long time but it real- little ifaster so a new Porsche your gifts. Please don't forget any
ly isn't long enough. Remember should do the trick. It will have to o f us. •.-:•¥•'
to start writing 1987 on your have bright red headlights - just so
checks for it won't be 1986 though you don't | feel uncomfortable Ohl My gift? J thought you
we just got hang of that year. without Rudolph. \ could use a case of»Budweiser *
•Whoa! Watch where that fhii Ciao, and thank you for your con- Tony wants to give you a pair just because everyone needs Ho
we'll probably need tinued support* of tinted contact lenses to replace relax after work., j «
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