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Volume
0,
Issue
0:
May
18,
2011
Insert
witty
statement
here.
Chicago
Express
Record:
0-‐0-‐0-‐0,
0
pts.,
1.000
pct.
(1st
West)
Goals
For/Game:
0.00,
(1st)
Goals
Against/Game:
0.00,
(1st)
Penalty
Minutes:
0,
(1st)
Leading
Scorer:
A.
Player,
0G,
0A,
0
pts.
(1st)
Home
Record:
0-‐0-‐0-‐0,
1.000
pct.
Last
10
Games:
0-‐0-‐0-‐0,
0
pts
The
Enemy
Record:
0-‐0-‐0-‐0,
0
pts.,
1.000
pct.
(1st
West)
Goals
For/Game:
0.00,
(1st)
Goals
Against/Game:
0.00,
(1st)
Penalty
Minutes:
0,
(1st)
Leading
Scorer:
A.
Player,
0G,
0A,
0
pts.
(1st)
Road
Record:
0-‐0-‐0-‐0,
1.000
pct.
Last
10
Games:
0-‐0-‐0-‐0,
0
pts
This
is
an
example
of
what
this
will
look
like.
It
is
intended
to
be
a
guide
for
you
to
enjoy
the
game
more,
to
i
nform
you
of
stats,
to
give
you
something
to
read
during
boring
intermissions,
or
to
give
you
something
to
spit
your
gum
into.
That’s
entirely
up
to
you.
I
will
try
(TRY!)
to
get
one
of
these
up
for
each
home
game.
These
should
be
posted
the
morning
before
each
home
game,
and
game
recaps
will
be
posted
on
our
web
address
(see
the
bottom
of
the
page).
Sometimes,
there
will
be
a
second
page
to
this
rag,
w
ith
an
article,
or
stats,
or
something
else
of
medium-‐to-‐low
interest.
But
enjoy,
and
don’t
take
it
seriously.
It’s
supposed
to
make
you
laugh.
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