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  Volume  0,  Issue  0:  May  18,  2011  
 
 
  Insert  witty  statement  here.  
 
 
 
 
Chicago  Express  
 
Record:  0-­‐0-­‐0-­‐0,  0  pts.,  1.000  pct.  (1st  West)  
 
Goals  For/Game:  0.00,  (1st)  
 
Goals  Against/Game:  0.00,  (1st)  
 
Penalty  Minutes:  0,  (1st)  
 
Leading  Scorer:  A.  Player,  0G,  0A,  0  pts.  (1st)  
 
Home  Record:  0-­‐0-­‐0-­‐0,  1.000  pct.  
 
Last  10  Games:  0-­‐0-­‐0-­‐0,  0  pts  
 
 
 
 
  The  Enemy  
Record:     0-­‐0-­‐0-­‐0,   0  pts.,  1.000  pct.  (1st  West)  
  Goals  For/Game:  0.00,  (1st)  
Goals  
  Against/Game:  0.00,  (1st)  
  Penalty  Minutes:  0,  (1st)  
Leading     Scorer:  A.  Player,  0G,  0A,  0  pts.  (1st)  
Road  
  Record:  0-­‐0-­‐0-­‐0,  1.000  pct.  
  Last   10  Games:  0-­‐0-­‐0-­‐0,  0  pts  
   
 
 
 
 
 
This  is  an     example  of  what  this  will  look  like.  It  is  intended  to  be  a  guide  for  you  to  enjoy  the  game  
more,  to  i  nform  you  of  stats,  to  give  you  something  to  read  during  boring  intermissions,  or  to  give  you  
something     to  spit  your  gum  into.  That’s  entirely  up  to  you.  I  will  try  (TRY!)  to  get  one  of  these  up  for  
each  home     game.  These  should  be  posted  the  morning  before  each  home  game,  and  game  recaps  will  
be  posted     on  our  web  address  (see  the  bottom  of  the  page).  Sometimes,  there  will  be  a  second  page  to  
this  rag,  w
  ith  an  article,  or  stats,  or  something  else  of  medium-­‐to-­‐low  interest.  But  enjoy,  and  don’t  
take  it  seriously.  
  It’s  supposed  to  make  you  laugh.  
 
 
 
 

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