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I, Me, My, Myself, Affiant, One, living, breathing man with an address correction c/o Jack
Rabbit Patriot Temporary Mail Location, 4800 Briar Patch Lane, city commonly known as
Cotton Tail, county commonly known as Swamp, and territory commonly known as Bugs
Bunny, being of sound mind, and over the age of twenty-one, whose advocate is Jesus, the
Christ, reserving all rights, and who has no bar attorney, and does not waive counsel,
knowingly and willingly Declares and Duly affirms, according to law, in special appearance, in
good faith, with no intention to delay or obstruct, and with full intent to preserve and promote
the public confidence in the integrity and impartiality of the judiciary, that the following
statements and facts, in the matter(s) of C02-1999-C1, and any matter relating to this, are of
my own first-hand knowledge, and are the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth,
with a belief in a life hereafter having rewards and punishments, so help me God.
1. I, Affiant, owns the address Jack Rabbit Patriot, and speaks only for Jack Rabbit
Patriot, and speaks for no other person, entity, individual, group, organization,
herself, and has not duly granted, sold or donated any power of appointment, special
franchise of her name, character, or living body to any other, with the exception of
general power of attorney to Big Big Bunny and Little Miss Cottontail to act in my
2. Affiant States that I, am not, and my name is not JACK RABBIT PATRIOT, JACK R
PATRIOT, JACK PATRIOT, Jack R Patriot, nor Jack Patriot nor am I associated with
JACK RABBIT PATRIOT, JACK R PATRIOT, JACK PATRIOT, Jack R Patriot, Jack
Patriot, nor related to, and have no contact, nor contract, franchise, donation to, nor
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automatic, nor pre-existing arrangement, duly certified or not, with any such person,
3. Affiant states that I, am not responsible now, nor have I ever been responsible for
4. Affiant states that I, am not a corporation, nor a body corporate, nor am intending or
5. Affiant states that neither what is commonly known as the STATE OF BUGS BUNNY,
nor State of Bugs Bunny, nor BUGS BUNNY, nor BB, or any derivative thereof; the
United States, nor USA, nor their agents, representatives, assigns, or contacts, have or
have had custody or have been donated custody, by Me, of any of My documents,
6. Affiant states that I, neither have, nor have had any contact, contract, association,
arrangement, donation to, or entitlement, duly certified or not, with either what is
commonly known as the STATE OF BUGS BUNNY, nor State of Bugs Bunny, nor
BUGS BUNNY, nor BB, or any derivative thereof; the UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA, UNITED STATES, the United States of America, United States, nor USA;
7. Affiant states that I, have made a fundamental Mistake, shown by the following facts:
8. 8. Affiant states that I was stopped by a Bugs Bunny state patrolman who stated that
he was detaining Me for a speeding violation. I was then incarcerated for assault,
and misconception, the foregoing traffic stop and summons to appear applied to Me;
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10. Affiant received these by mistake, and opened by mistake, other correspondence and
documents, which were sent to JACK RABBIT PATRIOT, JACK R PATRIOT; JACK
11. Affiant accepted for value and returned the foregoing documents, and instruments, by
mistake;
12. Affiant is unschooled in law, and has been without benefit of counsel or an attorney,
and never been represented by an attorney, and has not acted pro se, nor accepted for
myself, nor in propria persona, and have never with knowledge and approval, or by
any attorney to act in my behalf or for my benefit, since aforesaid arrest and summons
13. Affiant wrote and sent several pleadings to the Court, including but not limited to
mistake;
14. Affiant appeared at the request of appointed counsel and the court for JACK RABBIT
mistake;
15. Affiant has been unable to find counsel who would agree to represent me in "special
appearance";
16. Affiant has never given, nor intended to give, a knowing and intelligent waiver of
17. I, state that I was not aware that the complaint and warrant and other documents did
not belong to me, and I made a mistake because of misplaced confidence, surprise,
18. Affiant has never had any intent of being negligent, malicious, deceptive, or
misleading, by making an intentional false statement, but, in good faith, made honest
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unintentional misrepresentation of facts, or mental error, resulting in an act done
erroneously, which but for sure conviction, would not have been done;
19. I have just realized my mistake: the name on the above documents was not mine; and
upon my realization, I am immediately notifying all who may have been affected, by
20. I have not, and will not knowingly, willfully, maliciously maintain, cooperate, act in
concert, be a party to, and have not intention or contemplation of knowingly, willfully,
21. I, Jack Rabbit Patriot, will not knowingly, willfully, maliciously, cooperate, act in
instrument from someone else's name, i.e. JACK RABBIT PATRIOT, JACK R
22. All documents sent to JACK RABBIT PATRIOT, JACK R PATRIOT, JACK
PATRIOT, Jack R. Patriot, or Jack Patriot, signed for by mistake, or accepted for
23. Any of the aforesaid documents, which I may have in my possession are being
delivered forthwith to Big Grey Fox, Judge of record for JACK RABBIT PATRIOT,
24. I, apologize to all for any inconvenience or hardship my mistake has caused, and I ask
forgiveness.
In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, this the fifteenth day of the eighth month, in
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state of _____________
ss:
____________________ county
sworn did say that he is Jack Rabbit Patriot, the Affiant in the foregoing Affidavit, and that
said instrument was signed by Jack Rabbit Patriot by authority and said Jack Rabbit Patriot
acknowledged to me that he as such, executed the same in my presence. The Affiant also
acknowledged the signing thereof to be his own voluntary act and deed.
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Notary Public
Seal:
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Address
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with God all things are possible