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{du-te-n} moaº-ta pe ghiaþã (locution) ☺ get
lost NOTE ['doo-tenn 'mowash-tar pay 'gheea-
tsuh] Literally: go sliding on ice to your
midwife Usage: Used as a mild imprecation.
{futu-þi} {Dumnezeii | Dumnescriºii} mã-ti
(locution) ‡ No English equivalent. NOTE [(foo-
'tootsi) doom-ne-'ze-ee | doom-ness-'kree-
shee 'muh-tee] Literally: Fuck your mother's
Gods (abbrev. Your mother's Gods) Usage:
Used as a very strong imprecation. May incite
to violence.
{futu-þi} {giþii | gura | pizda} mã-ti (locution) ‡
No English equivalent. NOTE [(foo-'tootsi)
'guh-tsee | 'goo-rah | peez-'dar 'muh-tee]
Literally: fuck your mother's (throats | mouth |
cunt) Usage: Used as such as a very strong
imprecation
{futu-þi} {Paºtile | Paºtele} ºi {Dumnezeii |
Dumnescriºii} mã-ti (locution) † No English
equivalent. NOTE ['foo-twotsi 'paash-tee-lay |
'pash-tay-lay shee doom-ne-'ze-ee | doom-
nay-'skree-shee muh-'tee ] Literally: your
mother's Easter and Gods From the Latin
pascha and Domine Deus Usage: Used as
such as a strong imprecation.
{futu-þi} Christoºii ºi {Dumnezeii | Dumnescriºii |
Dumnezeirea} mã-ti (locution) † No English
equivalent. NOTE ['foo-twotsi krees-'taw-shee
shee doom-ne-'ze-ee | doom-'ne-'skreeshee |
doom-ne-zay-eeray muh-'tee ] Literally: your
mother's Christs and Gods From the Greek
Khristos and Latin pascha and Domine Deus
Usage: Used as such as a strong
imprecation.
{Paºtile | Paºtele} mã-ti (locution) † No English
equivalent. NOTE ['paash-tee-lay muh-'tee]
Literally: your mother's Easter From the Latin
pascha Usage: Unde paºtele mã-ti ai fost?
(Where the hell have you been?). Ce paºtile
mã-ti vrei? (What the fuck do you want?).
b
bagati-as pula-n git de poponar! ‡ fuck you
down the throat NOTE it literally addresses a
homosexual but it is used widely for all kinds
of persons
bãşinar (masc. noun, pl. -i) farthead EG Unde-i
bãşinaru' ãla? Where is that farthead? EG
ºefu-i un bãşinar nenorocit Our boss is a
bloody farthead NOTE [b@Si'nar] Literally:
someone who farts From bãşinã (fart)
băşină [b@'Sin@] (fem. noun, pl. bãºine) fart
EG Am tras o bãºinã I farted EG Cine s-a bãºit
aici? Who farted here? EG Nu face nici cit o
bãºinã It's not worth a fart
c
cãca, a se ['k@ka] (v. intr.) to shit ETYM From
Latin caco EG S-a cã he shit himself EG Mã
cac in gura ta I shit in your mouth EG Cãca-m-
aº pe el I shit on him. EG Mãninci cãcat
Literally 'you eat shit', but used as equivalent
of 'you don't know shit'
cãcãnar [k@k@'nar] (masc. noun, pl. -i) †
shithead EG Eºti un cãcãnar You are a
shithead NOTE From cãca, to shit.
cãcat [k@'kat] (masc. noun, pl. cãcaþi) shit EG
Ai intrat in cãcat pin-la gat You're up the
creek without a paddle EG Vorbeºti cãcat You
talk shit EG Ce-i cãcatu' ãsta? What's this
shit? EG Minca-mi-ai cãcatu' Eat my shit.
NOTE From cãca, to shit.
coi [koj, kwa'je] (neutr. noun, pl. coaie) ball,
family jewel EG Dã-te la o parte sau iþi trag
un ºut in coaie Get out of my way or I'll kick
your balls
cur (neutr. noun, pl. cururi) ☺ ass, arse ETYM
Perhaps from sella curulis~ Roman term for
official chair? EG Pupa-m-ai in cur Kiss my
ass EG Futu-te-n cur Fuck your ass EG Ce
curu' meu vrei? What the fuck do you want?
EG Uite la ea cum dã din cur Look at her
swinging her ass EG Cu curu-n douã luntri
Swinging both ways EG ºterge-o cã-þi trag un
ºut in cur Get lost before I kick your ass
d (Fuck your nostril, you bum).
da la muie, a [da la 'muje] (locution) † to suck
cock, to polish the knob EG I-am dat la muie
He sucked my cock EG I-a dat la muie She
sucked his cock EG Nimeni nu dã muie ca ea
No one sucks cock like her NOTE Literally: to
receive fellatio
da limbi, a [da 'limbi] (locution) † to lick cunt to
give tongue EG Se duce cu el ca sã-i dea
limbi She goes out with him 'cause he licks
her cunt.
du-te dracului [du'te 'drakuluj] (locution) ☺ go
to hell ETYM From Latin draco, serpent or
devil NOTE Used as such as a mild expletive.
f Lindicu' mã-ti de ºofer timpit (Your mother's
fire-ai al dracului [fi'rej al 'drakuluj] (locution) ☺
go to hell may you belong to the devil ETYM
From Latin draco, serpent or devil NOTE Used
as such as a mild expletive.
futai | futere [fu'tu | fu'tere] (neutr. noun, pl.
futaie) † fuck {noun} ETYM From Latin futuo
EG Ce futai! What a fuck EG Mi s-a acrit de
futaiu' ãsta I've had enough of this mess
fute, a [fu'te or 'fute] (v. intr.) † to fuck ETYM
From the Latin futuo EG Mã fut in ea de
maºinã Fuck this car EG Hai sã ne futem Let's
fuck EG Am futut-o de s-a rupt patu' cu noi I
fucked her till the bed broke under us. Many
other imprecations (see below).
futu-te-n {cur | git | gurã | narã} (locution) ‡
fuck your ass | throat | mouth | nostril NOTE
[foo-'too-tenn 'kewr | guht | 'goo-ruh | 'nar-reh]
Literally: ~ Usage: Futu-te-n cur de idiot
(Fuck your ass~ idiot). Futu-te-n git de parºiv
(Fuck your throat~ you bastard). Futu-te-n
gurã de parºiv (Fuck your mouth, you
bastard). Futu-te-n nara ta de vagabond
fututi gura! Fuck you! NOTE commonly used
expression
fututi pizda mati † fuck your motha' !
g
gãoazã (fem. noun, pl. gãoaze) † asshole,
arsehole NOTE [guh-'wa-zuh] Literally: ~
Usage: Rupe-þi-aº gãoaza (I'll break your
asshole). Bãi gãoazã (Hey, you asshole!)
l
lindic (neutr. noun, pl. lindicuri or lindice) † clit,
clitoris NOTE [leen-'dick] Literally: ~ Usage:
cliþ you stupid trucker).
linge in cur, a (locution) lick someone's ass;
suck up to someone NOTE ['lin-djay 'koo-rool]
Literally: lick someone's ass From: Usage: Ia
mãrit leafa pen' cã-l linge-n cur pe ºef (He got
a raise because he licks his boss' ass).
p
piºa, a se (v. intr.) to piss NOTE [pee-'shar]
Literally: ~ Usage: O sã mã piº in ºanþ (I'll
piss in the ditch). Te piºi pe el de camion
(This truck is good only for pissing on it; this
 truck is no good). Piºa-m-aº in gura ta (I piss care for what you have just said, or that I am
in your mouth). S-a piºat pe el de fricã (He not in agreement with you. At all!
was so scared he wet his pants). Nu te mai
piºa imprãºtiat (Stop pissing everywhere; also r
means 'stop talking rubbish').
rahat (masc. noun) ☺ shit NOTE [rar-'khat]
piºat (masc. noun, plural piºaþi) piss {noun} Literally: Turkish delight From Turkish rakhat.
NOTE [pee-'shat] Literally: ~ Usage: Nu face Usage: Used as a milder form of cãcat (q.v.)
nici cit un piºat (It's worthless).

pizdã (fem. noun, pl. pizde) † cunt NOTE ['peez- s

duh] Literally: ~ Usage: Pizda mã-ti de
suge {pula | pixul}, a (locution) † to suck cock
nemernic (Fuck your mother's cunt~ you
NOTE ['soo-jay 'poo-lar] Literally: to suck (cock
bastard). Vrei pizdã? (Do you want some
| ballpoint pen) From: Usage: Sugi pula!
cunt?). Nu mai sta cu pizda-n vint (Don't strut
(You're a cocksucker).
your stuff so much). Miroase-a pizdã (I smell
a cunt). Also used in many imprecations~ sulã (fem. noun, pl. suli) dick, cock NOTE ['soo-

such as futu-þi pizda mã-ti, etc. luh] Literally: ~ Usage: cf. pulã

pizda ma-tti ‡ Your mother's cunt NOTE Truly

t
abominable. The text before and after the
expression is implied, and it is the worst trage pe sub mustaþã, a o (locution) ‡ suck my
anyone can imagine. A just cause for assault cock NOTE [seh tseeaw trarg pay soob moos-

poponar (masc. noun, pl. -i) fag, pooftah, 'tar-tseh] Literally: let me put it under your

cocksucker NOTE [paw-paw-'naar] Literally: ~ whiskers (moustache) Usage: Ce þi-aº mai

From popou, behind. Usage: Ce-a vrut trage pe sub mustaþa ta de poliþai (You cops

poponaru' ãla? (What did that cocksucker can suck my cock).

want?) ţiţă (fem. noun, pl. þiþe) ☺ tit NOTE ['tsuh-tseh]

pula dick Literally: ~ Usage: Ia sã-þi vãd þiþele (Let me

see your tits).
pulã (fem. noun, pl. pule or puli) dick, cock
NOTE ['poo-luh] Literally: ~ Usage: Ce pula
mea? (What the fuck?). Unde pula mea te
duci? (Where the fuck are you going?). Bãga-
þi-aº pula-n gurã (Fuck your mouth). Bãga-þi-
aº pula-n cur (Fuck your ass). Bãga-mi-aº
pula-n el de calculator (Fuck this bloody
computer). S-ar da ea la pulã de-ar putea
(She'd like to get laid).

pupa-ma-n cur † Kiss my ass NOTE Self-

explanatory. It probably means that I don't