1- There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village.

The village people, though backward were very

patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the
theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti.
The villagers were very happy with the idea of a
Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the
theatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre:
GANDHI KEE DHOTI.
Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI
as advertised in the Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustam.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos ..
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa ..
Gandhi kee dhoti mein American President.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuchh Kuchh hota hai.
Gandhi kee dhoti mein Indiana Jones
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen.
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh
Gandhi kee dhoti mein AirForce One
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee dhoti mein Golden Eye
Gandhi kee dohti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee dhoti mein Godzilla
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee dohti mein Koyla
Gandhi kee dohti mein Nothing to Lose
Gandhi kee dohti mein Gone in Sixty Seconds
Gandhi kee dhoti mein aag

2 Nipple Nipple don't be far

Let me press u in my car
up above the chest so high
always milky never dry
let me suck u don't feel shy
in the brassieres u will die.

Love is sensation
caused by temptation
to feel penetration
a guy sticks his location
in a girl's destination
to increase population
for the next generation.
A question had appeared in a student's medical examination which read:
"List four benefits of breast milk." A student began to answer the
question:
1. No need to bottle it.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
But the fourth point eluded him.
When there were barely a couple of minutes before the exam ended, the
fourth point flashed before his mind. So he completed the answer by
writing:
4. Available in attractive containers.

Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation

and then decide Yourself.
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.