DOMINO

Breathe; I’ve just come up for air

Saw you standing on the shoreline
Flowers in your hair
You laughed as you began the fun
Left me calling out for you as you smiled into the sun

Every time I close my eyes

I feel the breeze in the tides
Every time I close my eyes
I see your face in the lies

It’s dark; no stars above the waves

Tiptoe through the crystal sand and smile upon the grave
I can see what the future holds
I hope I die before I’m sold and fall like dominoes

Now up in the clouds I can follow you around

And come down to haunt deliver messages that I want
“If you had loved me then why did you drown me?”
“No clue no clue NO clue”
Just say “I do, I do”
Now I will travel to watch you unravel

I WAS I WAS SOMEONE ELSE

If you had looked Now there’s something

Really close On your mind
All of those years How do you expect to make it
You’d notice all the colours If you don’t even try
And weep a bowl We’re not getting any stronger
A bowl of tears Not getting any wiser
And when you found me Not getting anything at all
You didn’t understand yourself All of the memories
I always heard you I’ve had to bid farewell
I was I was someone else And when I hurt you
I was I was someone else

Oh when I found you, I lost control of myself

And when I loved you… I was I was someone else
It was down in Kililock, oh, an Irishman lived there
He bought an old cow and he bought her at the fair
Oh, she had so many faults he could never guarantee
So he brought her home again, what a sorry man was he...

Now, when she came home again her fame it went all round
She was abused, she was ill used, she was often in the pound
She had the picture of Satan printed in her face
And she seemed to carry vengeance throughout the human race

She was head stalled, leg stalled, and a board across her eyes
Hot bound head bound that she could hardly rise
She was rumpled on the tail and curled on the skull
THE
And for nineteen years before that, she never saw the bull

She ate hair bands, night gowns, and other sorts of gear
OLD
COW
Crendalans, jennylins, and locks of women’s hair
Oh, she ate the garrabally that was hanging from the stock
And she nearly ate the finishings of all in Kililock

OF
It being on one summer’s evening, she almost lost her legs
When she seized off a beggarman a-begging of his bread
And next she saw the policeman a-coming from the town
And by his rig of parliament she brought him to the ground

The policeman he laid there a-roaring out for help

The cow she demanded his bayonet and his belt
K I L I LO C K
Saying - “Oh, you saucy policeman, I’ll have you to repent:
The day that you and the sergeant seized me for the rent!”

Oh, now she’s apprehended and entered in the law

For meddling with a pretty girl that came from Aghara
So she had a dandy bonnet likewise a dandy shawl
And to her sad misfortunes she parted with it all

She roared and she bawled and she threw it in the air
Saying - “Pat made a vaulter of you are welcome here!
I’m a long time in search of something made of straw -
Since I ate the garrabalter I got a pain in me jaw!”

It was down in Kililock, oh, an Irishman lived there

He bought an old cow and he bought her at the fair
Oh, she had so many faults he could never guarantee
So he brought her home again, what a sorry man was he...
 M U S I C A L A C C O M PA N I M E N T
1) Whispers of the Krrrrrrroggs Alex Pulec

• Composition: Adam Goulding • Trumpet: Caroline Balogh

• Organs and keyboards: Adam Goulding • Percussion: Nathan C. Lalonde

• Guitar: Alex Pulec • Production: Alex Pulec and Nathan C.

Lalonde
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Sound effects: Nathan C. Lalonde, as
well as the following sampled sound 3) Attack of the Miscreants
effects:
• Composition: Adam Goulding
o https://freesound.org/people/LG/
sounds/74516/ • Organs, keyboards: Adam Goulding
o https://freesound.org/people/ • Synthesizers, ambient sounds: Zane
IllusiaProductions/sounds/249940/ Merritt
o https://freesound.org/people/
Adam_N/sounds/324895/ • Guitar: Alex Pulec
o https://freesound.org/people/ • Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
fredzed/sounds/321572/
o https://freesound.org/people/7by7/ • Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
sounds/77169/
o https://freesound.org/people/
Littleboot/sounds/198091/ 4) Retribution & Escape
o https://freesound.org/people/
Sandermotions/sounds/277019/
Rendition of George Frideric Handel’s “Sarabande”
from Keyboard Suite in D minor [HMV 437])
with new arrangement by Nathan C. Lalonde
2) Overture of the Misanthropic Cow • Orchestra, strings, organs, synthesizers,
Originally known during production as guitars, percussion, ambient sounds,
“Operahound” mechanical noises: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Piano, strings, electric / acoustic guitar,
choir samples, keyboard embellishments:
5) March of the Misanthropic Cow
Originally known during production as “Main
Theme”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Electric / acoustic guitar, drums,
synthesizers, keyboard embellishments:
Alex Pulec
• Whistling: Alex Topp
• Trumpet: Caroline Balogh
• Whistling: Alex Topp
• Percussion, music box, sound effects:
Nathan C. Lalonde
• Choir: Rosie Cochrane
• Kick drum: Julien Bigras
o Sampled from the song “Lucy”
from the EP “Carnival Nature”
by “The Nursery”.
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
6) Misery of the Misanthropic Cow
Originally known during production as “Main
Theme Sad Reprise”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano, synthesized strings, keyboard
embellishments: Alex Pulec
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde and Alex
Pulec
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
7) Educational Experience (Part I)
Originally known during production as “Bipolar
(Moo)g”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Moog synthesizer, keyboard effects: Alex
Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec and Nathan C.
Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
8) Pride Parade
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Synthesizers, keyboard effects, techno
percussion: Alex Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec and Nathan C.
Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
9) Educational Experience (Part II)
Originally known during production as “Bipolar
(Moo)g”
• Identical credits to Educational
Experience (Part I), except
o Acoustic guitar, clicking
percussion, laughing synth: Alex
Pulec
10) Grand Graduation
Originally known during production as “Graduation
Theme”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Pizzicato strings, piano, organ,
synthesizers: Alex Pulec
• Trumpet: Caroline Balogh
• Percussion: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde and Alex
Pulec
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
11) There and Back Again Part I (The Delivery)
Originally known during production as “Technical
Portrait: Fast Version”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano, acoustic guitar, bass guitar, clicking
percussion: Alex Pulec
• Tympani: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde and Alex
Pulec
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
o Remixing for film (speed
distortion, effects): Nathan C.
Lalonde
12) The Heart of the Beast
Originally known during production as “Pig Brain
Machine”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Synthesizers, bass, percussion, keyboard
effects: Alex Pulec
• Vocals, gongs, cymbals: Nathan C.
Lalonde
• Production: Alex Pulec and Nathan C.
Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
13) There and Back Again Part II (The Guilt)
Originally known during production as “Technical
Portrait: Slow Version”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano: Alex Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec and Nathan C.
Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
14) Carnivorous Cow Carnival
Originally known during production as “The Frying
of the Cattle”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Synthesizers, keyboard effects: Alex Pulec
• Cow voices, frying sounds, auditory
effects: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
15) Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow
Originally known during production as “I Walk,
I Dream”, “The Sad Walk”, “The Theremin
Aftermath”, and “The Walk of Shame”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Synthesizers, electric guitar, keyboard
effects: Alex Pulec
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
16) Ancestral Antics
Originally known during production as “The
Accusatory Cow Statue Dance (Carnivorous Cow
Carnival)”
• Composition: Nathan C. Lalonde and
Alex Pulec
• Synthesizers, keyboard effects: Alex Pulec
• Drum machines, keyboard effects,
assorted samples: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Strings: Modified samples from the song
“Whalesong”
o “Whalesong” composed by
William Patton of the musical
group “Bitter Tree”
o Bowed guitar, electric guitar:
William Patton
o Production: Eric Seguin
o Mixing: Eric Seguin
• Choir: Rosie Cochrane
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Sound effects: Nathan C. Lalonde, as well
as the following sampled sound effects:
o https://freesound.org/people/
habbis92/sounds/240233/
o https://freesound.org/people/
AudioRiggs/sounds/232158/
o https://freesound.org/people/
wshintani/sounds/250134/
17) Fluttering Papers (In the Wind)
Originally known during production as “Red Wind”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano, organ: Alex Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec and Nathan C.
Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
18) Bohemian’s Pilgrimage
Originally known during production as “Idle in the
Diamond’s Eye”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Synthesizers, guitar, percussion, keyboard
effects: Alex Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec
• Mixing: Alex Pulec
19) The Old Cow of Killilock
• Composition and lyrics: Traditional Irish
folk song
• Vocals, guitar: Karen Quinto
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Crackling vinyl master: Nathan C.
Lalonde
20) Eccentric Elevator
Originally known during production as “Elevator
Panic”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Synthesizers, vocals, drums, keyboard
effects: Alex Pulec
• Trumpet: Caroline Balogh
• Production: Alex Pulec
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
21) Bordello Bolero
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano, vocals, guitar, drums, fuzz bass,
synthesizers: Alex Pulec
• Trumpet: Caroline Balogh
• Production: Alex Pulec and Nathan C.
Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
22) March Into Nothingness
New instrumental mix of “I Was I Was Someone Else”
from the EP “Carnival Nature” by “The Nursery”.
• Credits for original version of “I Was I
Was Someone”:
o Composition, lyrics: Alex Pulec
o Guitar, vocals: Alex Pulec
o Trombones: Christopher Butcher
o Production, horn arrangement:
Tony Malone
o Mixing (vocal and instrumental
variants): Tony Malone
• Additional credits for “March Into
Nothingness”:
o Slide guitar, organ overdubs: Alex
Pulec
o Processing, effects, editing:
Nathan C. Lalonde
23) The Great Leap
Originally known during production as “Valse De La
Lune”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano, drums, harp, synthesized strings,
keyboard effects: Alex Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec
• Mixing: Alex Pulec
• Processing, effects, editing: Nathan C.
Lalonde
24) Hinduism In the Space Age o Theremin, guitars, keyboards:
Alex Pulec
• Composition: Adam Goulding, Rosie
Cochrane, and Nathan C. Lalonde o Processing, effects, editing:
Nathan C. Lalonde
• Organs, keyboards: Adam Goulding
• Choir, percussion: Rosie Cochrane
26) Beauty From Ashes
• Percussion, tambourine, belly drumming,
assorted samples: Nathan C. Lalonde Originally known during production as “Goodnight
Lullaby”
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Keyboards, percussion: Alex Pulec
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
25) Closing Ceremonies (Spinning Skulls)
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
New instrumental mix of “Domino” from the EP
“Carnival Nature” by “The Nursery”
• Credits for original version of “Domino”: EXTRA CUTS: SELECTIONS
FROM THE MISANTHROPIC
o Composition, lyrics: Alex Pulec
COW SOUNDTRACK SESSIONS
o Vocals, guitar, mellotron,
harpsichord, tambourine, sound
effects: Alex Pulec
27) Domino
o Synthesizer: Victor Ess
• Composition, lyrics: Alex Pulec
o Guitar, harmony voices: Michael
Ursini • Vocals, guitar, mellotron, harpsichord,
tambourine, sound effects: Alex Pulec
o Bass: Sam Morton
• Synthesizer: Victor Ess
o Drums: Julien Bigras
• Guitar, harmony voices: Michael Ursini
o Production: Tony Malone
• Bass: Sam Morton
o Mixing (vocal and instrumental
versions): Tony Malone • Drums: Julien Bigras
• Additional credits for “Closing • Production: Tony Malone
Ceremonies (Spinning Skulls)”: • Mixing (vocal and instrumental versions):
o Trumpet: Caroline Balogh Tony Malone
28) I Was I Was Someone Else
• Composition, lyrics: Alex Pulec
• Guitar, vocals: Alex Pulec
• Trombones: Christopher Butcher
• Production, horn arrangement: Tony
Malone
• Mixing: Tony Malone
29) The Old Cow of Kililock (No Vinyl
Distortion Version)
• Composition and lyrics: Traditional Irish
folk song
• Vocals, guitar: Karen Quinto
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
30) Valse De La Lune
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano, drums, harp, synthesized strings,
keyboard effects: Alex Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec
• Mixing: Alex Pulec
31) I Saw the Death
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano, strings, guitar, percussion: Alex
Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec
• Mixed by Alex Pulec
32) There and Back Again Part I (The Delivery)
[Solo Piano Version]
Originally known during production as “Technical
Portrait: Fast Version”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano: Alex Pulec
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde and Alex
Pulec
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
33) Educational Experience [Lost Hard Drive
Version]
Originally known during production as “Bipolar
(Moo)g”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Moog synthesizer, keyboard effects: Alex
Pulec
• Production: Alex Pulec
• Mixing: Alex Pulec
34) Intriguing Infomercial
Originally known during production as “Climbing
Higher”
• Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano, drums, synthesized instruments,
keyboard embellishments: Alex Pulec
 • Production: Alex Pulec
• Mixing: Alex Pulec
35) The Menial (Yet Sinful) Worker
• Composition: Adam Goulding
• Organs, keyboards: Adam Goulding
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
36) Whalesong
• Composition: William Patton (of “Bitter
Tree”)
• Bowed guitar, electric guitar: William
Patton
• Production: Eric Seguin
• Mixing: Eric Seguin
37) Kobzars & Fascists
• Composition: Adam Goulding
• Organs, keyboards: Adam Goulding
• Synthesizers, ambient sounds: Zane
Merritt
• Voices sampled from vintage wax cylinder
recordings of kobzars (Ukrainian bards)
o Recordings made from 1904 to
1913
o Audio clips taken from
Wikimedia Commons (public
domain): https://commons.
wikimedia.org/wiki/Filaret_
Kolessa_phonograph_cylinder_
collection
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
38) Solace & Death
Rendition of George Frideric Handel’s “Sarabande”
from Keyboard Suite in D minor [HMV 437]) with
new arrangement by Nathan C. Lalonde
• Sitar, orchestra, strings, organs,
synthesizers, guitars, percussion, ambient
sounds, mechanical noises: Nathan C.
Lalonde
• Production: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Mixing: Nathan C. Lalonde
ADDITIONAL SONG CREDITS
39) Terrifying Televisions Transmitting
Their Terrible Thoughts
Heavily modified instrumental mix of “Domino”
from the EP “Carnival Nature” by “The Nursery”
• Credits for original version of “Domino”:
o Composition, lyrics: Alex Pulec
o Vocals, guitar, mellotron,
harpsichord, tambourine, sound
effects: Alex Pulec
o Synthesizer: Victor Ess
 o Guitar, harmony voices: Michael • Piano: Alex Pulec
Ursini
• Recording: Nathan C. Lalonde
o Bass: Sam Morton
o Drums: Julien Bigras
42) Lost Piano Tune No. 2 - A Dramatic Tune
o Production: Tony Malone
• Composition: Alex Pulec
o Mixing (vocal and instrumental
versions): Tony Malone • Piano: Alex Pulec
• Additional credits for “Terrifying • Recording: Nathan C. Lalonde
Televisions Transmitting Their Terrible
Thoughts”:
43) Lost Piano Tune No. 3 - A Ragtime Tune
o Remixing, processing, effects,
editing: Nathan C. Lalonde • Composition: Alex Pulec
• Piano: Alex Pulec
40) Telephone Trial • Recording: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Composition: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Instrumentation sampled from “Lucy” 44) Lost Piano Tune No. 4 - A Varied Tune
and “This Wild Heart” by “The Nursery”
from the EP “Carnival Nature” • Composition: Alex Pulec

o Drums: Julien Bigras • Piano: Alex Pulec

o Synthesizers: Alex Pulec and • Recording: Nathan C. Lalonde

Victor Ess
o Guitar harmonics: Michael Ursini 45) Lost Piano Tune No. 5 - A Rapid Tune
o Wurlitzer, bass synth, raindrop
• Composition: Alex Pulec
music box: Tony Malone
• Piano: Alex Pulec
o Production: Tony Malone
• Recording: Nathan C. Lalonde
• Production, mixing, editing: Nathan C.
Lalonde
46) Foley Extract No. 1 – Overture Scene
41) Lost Piano Tune No. 1 - A Jazzy Tune • Sound effects sampled from sources cited
in the film credits of “The Misanthropic
• Composition: Alex Pulec
Cow”
 • Recording, mixing, editing: Nathan C.
Lalonde
47) Foley Extract No. 2 – Farm Scene
• Sound effects sampled from sources cited
in the film credits of “The Misanthropic
Cow”
• Recording, mixing, editing: Nathan C.
Lalonde
51) Foley Extract No. 6 – Bridge Scene
• Sound effects sampled from sources cited
in the film credits of “The Misanthropic
Cow”
• Recording, mixing, editing: Nathan C.
Lalonde
#1, 3, 4, 19, 24, 29, 37, 38, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50,
and 51 published by Eccentric Exhibits.

# 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18,

48) Foley Extract No. 3 – Advertisement Scene 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, 28, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34,
35, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, and 45 published by
• Sound effects sampled from sources cited Silent Phenomenon.
in the film credits of “The Misanthropic
Cow”
# 16 published by Eccentric Exhibits and Silent
• Recording, mixing, editing: Nathan C. Phenomenon.
Lalonde
# 36 published by Bitter Tree.
49) Foley Extract No. 4 – Protest Scene
All rights reserved.
• Sound effects sampled from sources cited
in the film credits of “The Misanthropic
Cow”
• Recording, mixing, editing: Nathan C.
Lalonde

50) Foley Extract No. 5 – Banker Scene

• Sound effects sampled from sources cited

in the film credits of “The Misanthropic
Cow”
• Recording, mixing, editing: Nathan C.
Lalonde
S I LV E R S C R E E N A S S I S TA N T S
1) Terrifying Televisions Transmitting Their 2) Overture of the Misanthropic Cow
Terrible Thoughts • Cow:
• Krrrrrrroggs:
o Sydni Lazarus
o Nathan C. Lalonde
 Opera speech voiced by
• TV Talking Heads: Robin Siegerman
o Rosemary Cockshutt • Krrrrrrroggs:
o Liana Cross o Nathan C. Lalonde
o Johnny Escopete o Alex Pulec
o Ariel Gonzalez Stock photography for the slideshow seen during the
o Yasmin Gonzalez opera obtained from the Toronto Reference Library.
o Anne Della Gurdia
o Richard Henry 3) Attack of the Miscreants
o Georgia Higgins • Cow:
o Nathan C. Lalonde o Simona Petrochova
o Emily McClellan • White Hooded & Cow Spotted Cow
Killer:
o Kyle Nearing
o Adam Goulding
o Karen Quinto
 Voiced by Stephen
o M. J. Valera
Lanoue
o Paul Wellmauser
• Bare Chest Zodiac Nazi Cow Killer:
 Some of the listed names
o Stephen Lanoue
may not be featured in
this scene – the above list • Krrrrrrroggs:
includes all participants o Nathan C. Lalonde
in the television
interview sessions. • Ancient Cattle Proverb Voice:
o Yushuo (Alicia) Cai
4) History of the Downtrodden Special thanks to Daily Fresh Supermarket for letting
us film in their establishment.
• Cow:
Special thanks to Torvik, the Toronto Living Viking
o Alexandra Cananzi History Society, for participating in the Viking clip.
o Emma Arkell
o Nathan C. Lalonde
7) Educational Experience
• Krrrrrrroggs:
• Cow:
o Emily Schooley
o Blair Benson
o Nathan C. Lalonde
o Amy J. Lester
Newspaper drawings created by Stephen Lanoue and
o Rida Ghazali
Elize Stolk.
o Leslie Bangs
Photographic assistance for the photograph with
Nathan C. Lalonde holding the Misanthropic Cow Special thanks for various Ryerson students for
(whilst surrounded by red paintings) provided by participating in numerous clips.
Joseph Hammond.
Special thanks for various Toronto Pride Parade
2014 guests for participating in numerous clips.
5) Sad Squalor
• Cow: 8) Grand Graduation
o Alex Topp • Cow:
Special thanks to Alexis Jackson for letting us use o Sonia Cocallio
her apartment and Joseph Halfin for giving us his • Photographer:
ridiculously heavy CRT television.
o Darryl Pascoe (voiced by Angelo
Muto)
6) Intriguing Infomercial Special thanks to Darryl Pascoe for taking the
• Infomercial Voice-over: graduation photographs (which appear on the walls
of the jailhouse scene).
o Richard Masucci
• The Dump (Store Clerk):
9) Minimum Wage Misery
o Alexandra Cananzi
• Cow:
Special thanks for various Ryerson students for
participating in numerous clips. o Alexandra Cananzi
 o Amy J. Lester scene created by Judith and Victor Tinkl.
• Restaurant Manager: Special thanks to Kadiejra O’Neal for creating the
painted elements.
o Michael Pactti (voiced by Angelo
Muto)
Special thanks to Upper Cut Meats for letting us film 12) Bohemian’s Pilgrimage
in their establishment.
• Cow:
o Blair Benson
10) There and Back Again (A Delivery o Nathan C. Lalonde
Girl’s Story)
• Cow:
13) The Hippies’ Outpost (and its
o Alex Topp
Inevitable Demise)
o Elizabeth Davies
• Cow:
• Voracious Flesh Consumers:
o Erin Hemmerling
o Nathan C. Lalonde
o Nathan C. Lalonde
o Elizabeth Davies (voiced by
Jordyn Divok) • Protestors
o Gertrude the Complainer
 Charlene Zacks (voiced
11) Ancestral Antics by Alana Kitchikeg)
• Cow:
o Diana the Shouter
o Alex Topp
 Merle Sotillio (voiced by
o Donika Lekaj Jordyn Divok)
• Cow Statues: o Fred the Flower Bearer
o Emma Arkell  Michael Palmer (voiced
by Matthew Denning)
o Caitie Lusk
o Protestor Leader
o Giordana Vescio
 An Anonymous Paper
• Burgermonster
Mask With An Index
o Nathan C. Lalonde Finger Acting As the
Mouth (voiced by Alana
Soldier statues seen in the “THIS IS YOUR FAULT”
Kitchikeg)
 o Police Officer 16) Sublime Sanctuary
 Emma Arkell • Cow:
o Evil Opportunistic Photographer o Lovina Yavari
 Nathan C. Lalonde • Krrrrrrroggs:
o Nathan C. Lalonde
14) Penitentiary Pain and the Grueling • Pujari:
Debt o Dalia Frischkorn
• Cow: Special thanks to the Sringeri Vidya Bharati
o Morgan Joudrey Foundation for allowing us to shoot in their temple.
• Sarah Slater (of the Big, Big Bank of
Misery and Affliction):
17) Closing Ceremonies
o Tiffany Blom
• Cow:
o Nathan C. Lalonde
14) Sensual Session
• Cow:
18) After Credits Scene…?
o Alex Topp
• Cow:
• Client:
o Karen Quinto
o Giovanni Geo Romolo
• ???
Special thanks to Kadiejra O’Neal for creating the
o Stephen Lanoue
painted elements.

Misanthropic Cow costume designed by

15) Bereavement Bridge & Archaka
Nathan C. Lalonde and constructed by
Address
Elizabeth Davies.
• Cow:
Cow and Krrrrrrroggs voiced by Nathan C.
o Emily Schooley Lalonde.
o Nathan C. Lalonde Film directed, written, and edited by
• Pujari: Nathan C. Lalonde
o Dalia Frischkorn (voiced by
Clemence Ndione)

SAMPLED SOUND EFFECTS
• https://www.freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/196020/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/31487/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/joedeshon/sounds/80838/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/NoiseCollector/
sounds/96293/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/Goup_1/sounds/221556/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/Corsica_S/sounds/50858/
• https://freesound.org/people/plingativator/sounds/188869/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/JohnnyBeCrafty/
sounds/253401/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/ShotgunPicker/
sounds/169027/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/ShotgunPicker/
sounds/169026/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/RoivasUGO/sounds/233580/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/Kyster/sounds/103126/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/WebbFilmsUK/
sounds/200321/
• https://www.freesound.org/people/celestino.anthony/
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