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Today, a baffled lady observed the shell where my soul dwells
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And announced that I'm "articulate"
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Which means that when it comes to enunciation and diction
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I don't even think of it
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�Cause I�m "articulate"
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So when my professor asks a question
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And my answer is tainted with a connotation of urbanized suggestion
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There�s no misdirected intention
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Pay attention
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�Cause I�m �articulate�
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So when my father asks, �Wha� kinda ting is dis?�
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My �articulate� answer never goes amiss
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I say �father, this is the impending problem at hand�
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And when I�m on the block I switch it up just because I can
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So when my boy says, �What�s good with you son?�
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I just say, �I jus� fall out wit dem people but I done!�
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And sometimes in class
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I might pause the intellectual sounding flow to ask
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�Yo! Why dese books neva be about my peoples�
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Yes, I have decided to treat all three of my languages as equals
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Because I�m �articulate�
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But who controls articulation?
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Because the English language is a multifaceted oration
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Subject to indefinite transformation
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Now you may think that it is ignorant to speak broken English
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But I�m here to tell you that even �articulate� Americans sound foolish to the
British
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So when my Professor comes on the block and says, �Hello�
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I stop him and say �Noooo �
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You�re being inarticulate � the proper way is to say �what�s good��
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Now you may think that�s too hood, that�s not cool
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But I�m here to tell you that even our language has rules
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So when Mommy mocks me and says �ya�ll-be-madd-going-to-the-store�
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I say �Mommy, no, that sentence is not following the law
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Never does the word "madd" go before a present participle
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That�s simply the principle of this English�
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If I had the vocal capacity I would sing this from every mountaintop,
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From every suburbia, and every hood
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�Cause the only God of language is the one recorded in the Genesis
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Of this world saying �it is good"
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So I may not always come before you with excellency of speech
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But do not judge me by my language and assume
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That I�m too ignorant to teach
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�Cause I speak three tongues
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One for each:
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Home, school and friends
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I�m a tri-lingual orator
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Sometimes I�m consistent with my language now
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Then switch it up so I don�t bore later
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Sometimes I fight back two tongues
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While I use the other one in the classroom
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And when I mistakenly mix them up
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I feel crazy like � I�m cooking in the bathroom
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I know that I had to borrow your language because mines was stolen
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But you can�t expect me to speak your history wholly while mines is broken
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These words are spoken
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By someone who is simply fed up with the Eurocentric ideals of this season
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And the reason I speak a composite version of your language
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Is because mines was raped away along with my history
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I speak broken English so the profusing gashes can remind us
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That our current state is not a mystery
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I�m so tired of the negative images that are driving my people mad
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So unless you�ve seen it rob a bank stop calling my hair bad
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I�m so sick of this nonsensical racial disparity
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So don�t call it good unless your hair is known for donating to charity
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As much as has been raped away from our people
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How can you expect me to treat their imprint on your language
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As anything less than equal
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Let there be no confusion
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Let there be no hesitation
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This is not a promotion of ignorance
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This is a linguistic celebration
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That�s why I put "tri-lingual" on my last job application
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I can help to diversify your consumer market is all I wanted them to know
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And when they call me for the interview I�ll be more than happy to show that
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I can say:
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�What�s good�
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�Whatagwan�
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And of course ��Hello�
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Because I�m �articulate�
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Thank you.
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(Applause)