101 Names

by Glen Hallstrom
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1. Abernathy Coolridge 42. “Iron” Mike Mulestomp

2. Klaus Karakas 43. Jock Rockslide
3. Voot Zumpus 44. Preston Snipe
4. Barnaby Earwig 45. Joe Pipebran
5. Otis Marble 46. Karakus Smelt
6. Clyde Quisling 47. Marty Nostilt
7. Barney Caroney 48. Horace Garbin of Yaller
8. Hefner Mullosk Swamp
9. Mitch Whippen 49. Ol’ Man Glopperson
10. Joly “Jolt” Hadimow 50. Terry O’ Quill
11. Shelly “Skunk” Sulkworgen 51. Miles O’ Smelt
12. Anna Frog 52. Funk Carbaran
13. Betsy Dofek 53. Molly Garbin
14. Maximillian Bogwater 54. Scarlett Humpworn
15. Ajax Hammermouth 55. Angelique Remworth
16. Sir Ulther of Gritmouth 56. “Boiler” Bill Gumchump
17. Percy Hanjobber 57. Sy Vimulus
18. Wilma Scrab 58. Ned Seachump
19. Junger the Ostler 59. Humphrey Codston
20. Marvin Bottlejob 60. Oliver W. Waldfeck
21. “Jerkline” Jack Mousecramp 61. Penrose J. Weasler
22. Petunia Nailskin 62. Montgomery Stonehead
23. Louie “The Lion” Scabbbler 63. Grump Forehead
24. Sir Wayne Lunton, Earl of 64. Artie “The Leech” Lecner
Swanmunch 65. Walter Noserust
25. Bert “Bull” Barnacle 66. Carter Tildneck
26. Dumpus Pumper 67. Sue De Bench
27. Creep Dumpson 68. Annie Grund
28. Grinder “The Nose” Folderson 69. Harold Scredman
29. “Dapper” Dave Junker 70. Pierre D’Jumpier
30. Needsom Hongwar 71. Wolfgang Von Turnip
31. Dimples Maroney 72. Sean Twofer
32. Fred Barfton 73. Wolf Stagler
33. Nigel Artery 74. Otis Garanger
34. Alf Underbridge 75. Penny Sweatmor
35. Heidi Lotapop 76. Fred Grindmon
36. Cassie Mayscrap 77. Barrett Stumpson
37. Stewie Slugstein 78. Quigley Hanger
38. Jennie Trolman 79. Melvin “The Mouth”
39. Victoria Underbridge Johnstump
40. Lord Carthage of Oofter 80. Olaf Elvenboar
41. Elias Jagge 81. Derek Slumperson
82. John Von Broadbottom
83. “Hammerhead” Hal Smoover
84. Fergus Grunt
85. Marcus Peew
86. Brunhilda Sluurp
87. Jethro Tunbridge
88. Rocky Bratts
89. Pepe De Poppo
90. Butch Slinkerton
91. Smunk Crunchwon
92. Felix Wangwatch
93. Jungo The Still
94. Irma Concentrick
95. Zeo Grubshint
96. Julia Von Stinckt
97. Charles C. Chunkett
98. Muthra Grindem
99. Scotty Jengist
100. Gil Horscropper
101. Willy Schlepbaum