Sketch 1

Interviewer: 1

Interviewer: 2

Little girl: 3

Clerk: 4

1: Next. (Interviewer. is trying to fix the Lie Detector while says: “I'm the best”, “I'm American”, “I
love my wife”)

2: Good morning

3: Daddy, this place doesn't look like a candy store!

2: It will be a little moment darling.

1: Good morning, we said clearly that someone’s attendants are forbidden

2: I'm sorry I couldn't find anybody who can take care of her. (Beep)

3: What's that?

1: Ok, I guess it doesn't matter, let me explain to you the process of this job interview. I will ask you
some questions. This is a Lie Detector and it's programmed to go off when it hears you telling a lie.

3: (During the explanation of the 1, she says: “Daddy, I want to go”, “Daddy, I'm boring”...)

2: Darling, let me finish with this, ok? Later, we will go to buy your lollipop (Beep)

3: Daddy?

2: I left my money at home (Beep). Ok ok, yes, I'll buy it. Why don't you play with your DS?

1: OK, Mr. Anderson, tell me more about yourself.

2:

1: What was your last job?

2:______

1: PK, but what was your position there?

2: ________ (Beep). ________

1: That's a cashier.

2: ____________

1: Mm (take a look at the Lie Detector), next question. Tell me your strengths.

2: _____________

1: How many languages do you speak?

2: French (Beep). Ok, a little of Spanish (Beep). Ok, Ok, I only know English, which is native language.

1: How do you handle stress and pressure?

2:

1: How did you hear about the company?

2:

1: Do you think that is a good payment?

2: Yes

1: Do you consider to yourself as a honest person?

2: Yes, of course. (Without Beep)

1: How many times do you lie in a day?

2: 2 or 3

3: Yes, the lie detector is damaged

1: How do you know that?

3: Really?

1: Yes, you're right. (“I'm American”, “I'm the best”, “I love my wife”)

3: Surely whoever bought that lie detector did not spend all the precise money.

1: No! (Beep) Oh, it's working. Hey! Do you think that I can't take you a lie out?

3: Give it a try!

1: Do you finish all your homework?

3: I'M THE BEST

1: Do you eat all your vegetables?

3:Yes, of course

1: Have you stolen to your parents? And why am I interrogating to you!?

3:No, I haven’t stolen to my parents because I’m a very famous youtuber and I’m considerably wealthy

1: Well, you can work here, I can fix everything.

3:Nooo, this job is soooo boring for me. It won’t work.

1: Surely, you don't have more followers because you're ugly (Beep)

4: Good morning, sir. Remember after this interview you have someone else waiting for you ok?

1: Oh, thanks. And remember, you're free after this.

4: Thank you, sir. You're the best (Beep) Eh; I have to go because I’ll be busy(Beep) … I have so many
tasks to do on my desk (Beep). Ugh, I will play with my Angry Birds.

3: Oh, Angry Birds. That’s so cool

4: Oh, who’s this pretty girl?

3: My name is Sophie. You're pretty to (Beep)

1 & 2: Aha!

3: No, no, no. White lie doesn’t count.

1 & 2: Damn it!

1: Sorry Mr. Anderson, but you fail this interview.

2: Why?

1: (Makes a gesture)

2: (to 3) please, help me.

3: Ok sir, don’t yoy know I can sue you for offering a job? I’m still a minor

1: Ok, you got the job. Only take her and go away.

2: Thanks, my little child, you earned your lollipop

3: I didn't earn anything. It's my money!

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 Sketch 2

1: Alice

2: Anderson

1: Hi, Anderson. How was your day?

2: I'm exhausted. This job will make me crazy. My shift is over and look at all this! But, I can't leave
this job because I'm scary. If...

1: If you fear, make t work for you. Draw and paint your fear and anxiety. Aaand that's a good slogan.

2: I have a Youtuber daughter, I need to be cool, I need my friends to see I work in a big company like
this.

1: Don't worry about cool, make your own uncool. Don't think that your work has to conform to any
preconceived idea or flavor.

2: ???

1: Just stop thinking, worrying, looking over your shoulders, wondering, doubting, fearing hurting... (2
want to speak) Struggling, grasping, confusing, mumbling, grumbling, humbling, stumbling, moaning,
groaning, honing boning, hitching, hatching, finger-pointing, evil-eying, grinding away yourself, stop it;
and just DO!

2: I- I didn't understand the first-well the most part if what you said. But, ok, how do you know about
this?

1: ______

2: Yes, you're right! We must-

1: Well, I need to return to my wok, I have many things to do (giggle) Bye!

2: Bye... Ok, __________ Just do it.

Sketch 3

1: IT suporte

2: Anderson

1: (2 gets frustrated and decides to call the IT Support centre) Welcome to the automated IT Support
Centre. Our menu has recently changed. Please listen to all the options before selecting. We’re sorry
for the inconvenience.
  For email related issues, please press 1
 For printing related issues, please press 2
 For server related issues, please press 3
 For database related issues, please press 4

(a half an hour later)…

 For intranet related issues, please press 29

 For website related issues, please press 30

You can choose and option from our menu now.

1: (2 pressed 2) In your own words, describe the issue you’re experiencing with printing

2: I’m unable to…

1: You can start speaking now

2: I’m unable to connect (a long beep)… I‘m unable to connect to the 5th floor printer. I think it
might…

1: Are you looking to request access to the 5th floor printer?

2: Noo, I have access to it, it just seems to be off line

1: Answering yes or no. Are you looking to request access to the 5th floor printer?

2:NOOO.

1: In order to request access to the 5th floor printer, please send an email to IT Support quotig your
employee number and system ID. All your enquiries are very important to us so we’ll get back in 48
hours.

2: I-already-have-access-TO-IT. It just…

1: We’re happy we have solved your problem. We strive to satisfy our customers so your feedback is
very important to us.

………. (he hangs up the phone and start working by his own. He calls again)

1: Welcome to the automated IT Support Centre. Our menu has recently changed. Please listen to all
the options before selecting. We’re sorry for the inconvenience.

2: You hear that? I did it. Access this.

1: Excuse? Who’s this? Is that you Anderson?

2: Ehmm, wrong number!