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Riverhawk Review 300 N. College Rd. W Twin Falls, ID 83301
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Athletic Training students learn Deep behind enemy lines, the true
the art of ankle taping. E-mail us at riverhawkreview@robotsayshello.com PASS room story is uncovered.
VOTE
that this is not the case for
most hunters. Hunting is
something many people
love for the challenge,
seeing the wildlife, getting
away from the city and the
stress.
editor’s corner
Cunningham
that really does give you Haviland, a sophomore at Assistant
Brittani Eppers energy. Energy drinks CRHS who drinks Nos like Managing
Staff Writer are filled with Taurine, a it’s water, said, “They taste Editor
Colleen Joslin lesser known amino acid amazing, and I really don’t
Energy drinks are not Erica Stewart
Opinion Editor only something used to that affects the body care what’s in them.”
Everyone experiences help people survive the day, in unpredictable ways. It’s this attitude Opinion Editor
those mornings, when one but they’re also used as a Caffeine, a stimulant giving that most energy-drink
wakes up feeling like the casual and favorite anytime energy. Guarana, which has lovers have. Although
whole world is falling to drink. Although, few people generally the same effects people really should start Colleen Joslin
pieces, you didn’t get that really pay attention to what as caffeine, but also causes looking into acids and
paper done, or stayed up weight loss. Ephedrine, a other ingredients that are News Editor
is actually being put in to
all night trying to do it and these chemical-fused thirst common chemical seen being put into the things
woke up late for school, quenchers. in weight loss pills, and they’re drinking. Energy
Heaven Marsh
you know it is going to be With names like also known to cause heart drinks don’t do anything
a long day . Now you have Monster, Red Bull, Amp, threats. Creatine, which is for you except give you a Arts &
to go through a whole day Rockstar, No Fear, Vamp, and an acid taken for muscle short-timed energy boost. Entertainment
of school, and maybe have many others, it’s no surprise contractions, but in energy However, in my opinion, a Editor
an after school activity so that so many people want drinks it poses threats to couple hours of energy isn’t Alex Ridgeway
now you have too much energy drinks. In the past the body’s liver and kidneys. worth threats to my main
When asked why he drinks body functions. Features Editor
work and not enough time few years, energy drinks
to accommodate that work. have definitely been on top them so much, Jordan
That’s when the stress level for highest selling items in Cheyenne Boldt
is turned up. gas stations and grocery
I know the feeling, that stores, and it doesn’t look Humor Editor
feeling that no one wants to like that is going to change
deal with, stress. I also have anytime soon for energy
figured out some ways to drink lovers. However,
Chase Petty
help that unwanted stress the people who care the
stay away. This is what I do. Sports Editor
most for the drinks don’t
I will tell myself that I’m not really care much for what
the only one that has to they’re putting inside of Whitney Bell
go through this; there are their bodies while they’re
lots of other people in the enjoying them.
school that has to deal with Photography
Energy doesn’t just Editor
the school work. Also I will come out of opening
just do the most important any can. First, companies Jorge Martinez
things first, and the school must add all the needed Photo by Colleen Joslin
work that I can wait a day ingredients to stimulate Nicole Savage contemplates which energy drink she want to buy at Advertisement
on, I do. their drinks into something
Walmart. Coordinator
I don’t like staying up
S tudents Yeggy
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Caitlyn Joslin -Freshman sweep rule? bar.” The lunch staff’s “top Advertising Advisor
pizza, chicken sandwich, or
Mrs. Gayle Bean
even Chef’s Salad? Students lunch,” the sandwich bar,
“I think it’s stupid, because say, “My favorite lunch is the must be correct. Dylan The Riverhawk Review will report fairly
it’s more of a punishment sandwich line,” one say. “I McGrath, freshman, and accurately while striving to include
to be in class than in the coverage of the different populations at
like the pizza the best,” says says, “Mine (favorite Canyon Ridge High School.
auditorium.”
another. So now we ask the lunch) would probably Some material courtesy of American
Kennedy Bell-Sophmore lunch staff. Laurie Wayment, be the sandwich bar.” Society of Newspaper Editors/KRT Campus
High School Newspaper Service.
lunch lady, says the top Personally, my Unsigned editorials found
three popular lunches are favorite lunch is the in Riverhawk Review represent the
“I think it’s stupid because if
sandwich bar, Italian sub sandwich bar. There is consensus of the newspaper staff. Signed
??
you’re late to class then it’s editorials represent individual views and
sandwich, and chicken such an abundance of are not meant to express the opinions of
your own fault.”
fried steak. Even the lunch food served. It has got the advisor, school, administration or Twin
Falls School District. As an open forum,
Chelsea O’Neal-Junior staff themselves like the the sandwich, the soup, Riverhawk Review welcomes brief letters
sandwich bar the most. the fruit, the chips; it to the editor. All letters must be signed,
though names may be held in certain
Bryen Skinner, is just simply amazing. circumstances. Riverhawk Review reserves
senior, says, “I like the Even with the numerous the right to edit all letters for clarity and
available space. No letter that is obscene
sandwich bar the most, choices students can have or libelous will be printed.
“It doesn’t bother me be- there is so much to eat.” So for lunch, the sandwich Letters should be left in Brenda
cause I’m never late.” we have concluded that bar is clearly the favorite Reichenbach’s mailbox or sent to Canyon
Ridge High School, 300 N. College Rd. W.,
sandwich bar is the top of the staff and students. Twin Falls, ID 83301.
Cody Brown-Senior
lunch choice. Opinions of
News Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Passing the
second. delivered to us and we ea-
When we finally went gerly opened them to see
back inside, I was wiped a corndog, cold noodles, a
out and ready to take a bag of chips, a Rice Krispy
time in
nap. The work wasn’t over Treat, and milk. After shush-
though and we were sent ing our stomach’s grumbles
into the bathroom to wash for hours the food was wel-
our hands and get ready come, we would’ve eaten
to serve lunch. We tried on anything.
PASS room
aprons and pulled back the We ate and then we
hair in preparation for our walked back into the PASS
public debut. Being seen by room and worked on more
all the students and teach- class work. In the class,
Photo by Craig Bartlett
ers and being known as a everyone was in a better
troublesome student is hu- mood now that the food
Heaven Marsh son to explain why I was in our behavior. He wanted to miliating, or at least it was had been consumed and we
PASS Room and what I could know what our goals were for me. Everyone wants to could just relax a bit for the
News Editor do to change my ways. and what we wanted to ac- know why you are in PASS day. Mr. Coulson allowed
In the first 15 minutes complish in life. He used room as they come through whispered talking through-
Delving into the depths of class, Mr. Coulson came real life examples to show the lunch line. I was as- out the room and before
of In-School-Suspension, around and started collect- us how our actions would signed the job to serve soup long, we were all bursting
I have made it back to the ing cell phones. Reluctantly, affect us later in life while in the deli sub sandwich into laughter at the jokes
regular classroom and am I gave my cell to the teacher trying to support a family line. made by a couple of the
happy to be here. When I and returned to my work and work a job. He read the Every time someone PASS room students.
was first assigned this story, sad and lonely. The feeling class a poem called, Charac- I knew came through the It was more of a discus-
I was thinking, “This is going of isolation set in quickly ter Matters and gave each line, they would want to talk sion time as the class talked
to be so much fun. I’ll get but I was ready for the long student a copy. We returned and ask why I got put into about why they were in the
out of class and get some haul. Before the other kids to our class work once again the PASS room. Every time PASS room and what they
homework done and catch and I finished with our pa- and had enough time to fin- someone wanted to talk, could’ve done to change
up on some reading.” Boy pers, we were called in to ish a few assignments while I would want to talk back, their behavior in class. The
was I ever mistaken. clean the cafeteria after thinking about our actions. naturally. Every time I tried discussion had its humor-
The morning of D- breakfast. When Mr. Coulson to talk back to someone, the ous parts but it also had its
day, I said my farewells to After washing every ta- looked up and announced lady serving lunch would serious parts. Mr. Coulson
my friends and family and ble and sweeping the floors, that the class had the privi- tell me I couldn’t talk. Frus- kept a good hold on the
trudged through the hall- we were assigned the task lege to clean up the outside tration set in quickly as I was classroom volume and kept
ways to the tiny room off to of wiping down every seat of the school, I was begin- shushed at every interval the students on subject.
the side of the lunch room. in the cafeteria. If you have ning to wonder why I even where I might’ve been able When the bell rang at
As I took a deep breath and ever been in the cafeteria, needed to write this article to talk. 3:15, I couldn’t have been
walked into the room, Mr. it’s pretty easy to know how and how amazing my class After the deli sub line happier. My day of PASS
Coulson looked up at me time consuming the pro- sounded. We walked out dwindled to a couple of room was over, and I could
and asked why I was there cess of seat wiping can be. the side door and were students, I was sent to wash go home and go to sleep. All
and directed me to my iso- I got dizzy after one or two handed individual garbage tables until lunch ended. Af- in all, the PASS room was an
lated cubicle. tables since I was looking bags and instructions to ter all the students left the unpleasant experience and I
Not being able to see down and walking in circles. pick up anything and ev- cafeteria and I was ready to wouldn’t want to do it ever
anything unless I turned After the cafeteria was erything. Brisk wind bit and eat some lunch, we got to again. It had a few ups but
around, I felt a strong urge satisfactorily cleaned, we slapped my ears and face as thoroughly clean the lunch the majority of the day was
to bolt and run back to returned to the PASS Room I reached down repeatedly tables and the cafeteria definitely a down for me. I
class. Mr. Coulson handed and got started on some to pick up one more piece floor. Every table had to be would not advise anyone
out a survey to get a feel class work teachers emailed of trash. To the very ends wiped down and pushed to do anything to be sent to
of what the person was go- to Mr. Coulson. After a while, of the school campus and up and the floor needed to PASS room because frankly,
ing through and how their Mr. Coulson told us to turn back, the trash was spread be swept and mopped, a it’s not much fun. Be proud
home life and social life around so we could have a around and Mr. Coulson formidable task. It seemed to be a Riverhawk and con-
went. I filled out the survey little discussion. He talked to saw every single piece. Not as if the cleaning process trol your behavior and your
and started the one page us about why we were here being able to check the time took forever and when I was actions.
essay assigned by Mr. Coul- and how we could change because of the lack of a cell
Become a Mentor and help a student in need.. Don’t let your memories fade.. . moment there is no money
for the students, so groups
along with their advisors are
Orchestra’s fundraising
is all about selling the
World’s Finest Chocolate
on their own to raise money and the others Cherry
for activities and projects. Dale chocolates.
Lunch Buddy Mentoring
buy a yearbook today! Many groups
turning to selling and
are Not only are clubs
planning fundraisers this
year, but so are advisory
sponsors for funds.
One-on-one outside of school Some clubs this summer classes because some
$52.00
had carwashes or went are planning on food
to businesses hoping drives and others helping
they would donate and out their communities.
Teen Advisory Board support Canyon Ridge The Riverhawk Review is
High School students. also selling Riverhawk shirts
With the holidays to raise money to be able
coming, most of the clubs to print their senior edition
will or have already began for the school and town.
Contact Tristan Sollis at 208-736-2026 or their fundraisers because Then our student
e-mail her at tristans@esgw.org Purchase your memories from Mrs. Larson in the bookkeeper’s office. during the holidays is
when everyone gets
council had a pancake
breakfast where they raised
in the spending mood. money for the school to go
o
s . B ean t ’s Key club is one club towards dances, graduation,
r ny that’s planning a fundraising and red ribbon week.
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While they do that some
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Club sells caramel apples for a fundraiser can be
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Rive r busines
s kn Space at the tail gate party and
candy sticks throughout
selling advertisements
and asking businesses to
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For the year and they are in buy the ads and support
get y charge of sweethearts. Canyon Ridge High School.
Key Club also helps It’s been difficult for
Canyon Ridge High School
300 N College Rd
Twin Falls, ID 83301
Sale the people most in need
through the fundraiser
CRHS, but all the students
have taken charge and
“Miracle Minute.” They help have helped to keep the
208-733-7555 raise money for families school up and running
in need whether it’s for for the entertainment
food or someone in a and education of all the
donation or
Any Size You Want small fee
family is hurt and can’t
afford to pay back the bills.
students in the school.
Business Professionals
Features Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010
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Seniors struggle to stay focused for some things that help should be left behind. can help keeping seniors about undone work and
Sara Oliver
seniors lose their focus. At the beginning on the right track. Mrs. you need to enjoy your last
Advertising Coordinator For example, right when of the year seniors need to Adams, comments, “Being year of high school and be
As first quarter is seniors registered they were realize that the senior trip involved senior year is the involved.”
coming to an end the asked where they want to isn’t until May and they best thing that a senior can In May all seniors
focus of the senior class go for the senior trip: this won’t know for sure where do. Also doing work when should walk across the
is dwindling fast. Seniors is something that each and they are going until later it is assigned will make the stage. Help each other
are already starting to every senior looks forward into the year, so there is no year go by so much easier.” along the way, so all will
make summer plans before to all year and some can’t need to worry about that This is great information graduate and leave no one
college begins. Even though seem to focus because May until the time comes to pay. but from a current students behind.
seniors say they have focus, isn’t coming fast enough. Focus on class not on the perspective Olivia
it’s not on the right thing. Graduation preparation trip decision. When the time Humberger, Senior,
They are focusing more on doesn’t help very much comes to order everything says “I plan on doing
selecting colleges, filling either. It’s not the time for graduation, seniors need all my work when
out applications, taking of ordering that sends to know this important bit it’s assigned so I
the ACT and SAT tests, and seniors astray, it’s the time of knowledge, everything can enjoy my senior
everything but completing when everything arrives you order for graduation year and not have to
their senior year. and graduation gets closer will arrive in April. worry about undone
Senior year is the most that seniors realize that If you don’t understand work at the end of
important year of high everything has happened anything from the the year.” Whitney
school, everything matters. so fast. The following easy information that was given Walker gives her best
If they don’t pass a class steps will help make senior this is the one thing that tip possible, “Don’t
there’s no next year to redo year a success and will make should be understood by all procrastinate; it’s
it; it’s this year or summer it possible for everyone seniors. In the time between the worst possible Photo by Sara Oliver
school. in the senior class to walk registration and graduation thing to do. You Matt Hewitt stresses as he studies technical
The school is to blame across that stage…no one there are a few things that don’t need to worry math in Mrs. Wray’s second period class.
The Bowcut twins are at it again Athletic training class offers CRHS stu-
dents new opportunities to learn skills
to help, and they make an have been approached by
Cheyenne Boldt effort to make one smile. many colleges. Where ever and practice in every sport
Features Editor The girls took on a huge they decide to go, they Courtney Cunningham to follow Mrs. Rey and see
task this summer. Not only will always keep up the Managing Editor exactly what she does as an
Many people think did they do volunteer work volunteer work because This year an exciting Athletic Trainer. Many of the
volunteering is a waste of with their church, but they that is just how they are. new class was added to students love to stand on
time. They think it’s going also went to Jamaica to the Canyon Ridge electives the sidelines and learn how
to take time out of their help build a school. These list. This new class is an athletic trainer works,
day when they could be twins took time out of their Athletic Training, taught from treating an injury to
doing something more summer to help children by Brooke Rey. Athletic learning the signs of an
“useful”. Well there are two whom had no school to Training teaches students injury.
outstanding students at attend. all about sports injuries; Ms. Rey is a certified
CRHS that happen to think “We concreted a school the types of injuries, athletic trainer who
otherwise. For many, you building for a church in prevention, treatments, and graduated from the
probably know who I’m Claremont. We also helped rehabilitation. University of Idaho, she has
talking about. If you don’t, with a Bible school that Many students been certified for almost
it’s Brianna and Danielle had over 100 children in it.” tried to get into the class, two years and she is now
Bowcut. Yes, they have the ,exclaims Danielle. but this year it consists of the Canyon Ridge athletic
same last name meaning They put everyone only seventeen students. trainer. Dom Emery, senior,
only one thing: twins. They else before themselves, Students learn vocabulary, also says, “I like how we
are very good students and yet they still manage to Photo by Brianna Bowcut anatomy, structure; how get to practice what we
have many friends, simply save some time for their While in Jamaica, Danielle Bowcut to prevent, treat, and learn, not just read and
because they put others one true love; the track. receives a hug of gratitude from a
rehabilitate injuries in do worksheets like other
first. They always are ready They run all the time, and young girl.
athletes; some sports classes.”
psychology and
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shaved to be about 1 inch is very bushy, and the
above the upper lip. whiskers are extended to
There is the pencil hair growth on the cheeks
moustache, sometimes of the person. At the end of
referred to as “mouth the whiskers on the cheek,
brows”. They have been in the hair is styled to point in
existence for a long time an upward direction. Jordan
and are easy to grow and Ewanik, junior, says, “I
maintain. This is a very thin would choose the awesome
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The English style is
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popular western looking
a very thin and narrow
moustache that is divided at
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to as “pipes.” The horseshoe
the center of the upper lip.
The whiskers are very long,
is a full moustache and but are not bushy. They are
runs along the sides of pulled to either side of the
the mouth to the jaw line, center to give an elongated
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7 Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Arts &
Entertainment
Reality TV takes over
CRHS choir students Cheyenne Boldt
Features Editor
lifestyle. I love the drama, I
want to be just like Pauly-D.
I like to fist pump and I love
season
their own lives. Made, Teen likely have a 3rd because it
Mom, and the Hills are is one of the most watched
some of the best, but the and anticipated shows
one show that dominates nationwide. Now cast
over all of the rest and has members are attending
become a hit with the teens, other events such as
October 19, 2010 at 11:00 In addition to the is definitely The Real World: the VMA’s with stars like
Brittney Gummow Jersey Shore. The characters Lady Gaga and Eminem.
A.M. this was held at the numerous scheduled
Staff Writer Divina Voice (advanced performances planned for in this show are J-Woww, How these people did
As the 2010 year begins, Choir) Clinic. Then October this year, administrators Ronnie, Sammi Sweetheart, it, isn’t understood, but
the choir students anticipate 20th the CRHS fall choir have made a new advisory Angelina, DJ Pauly D, Vinny, it happened. Their fame
singing their hearts out for concert was held at 7:30 class for choir students. This and finally the infamous just keeps rising as more
audiences again. With the P.M. Wednesday December is similar to the Twin Falls Snooki, and The Situation. seasons of the show are
addition of new students 1st thru the 4th students will High School Jive group. The reason those aired.
and the returning students perform at the festival of Mrs. Goodrich selected individuals have captured
from previous years, Mrs. trees, but times have not students who show the attention of many
Goodrich has herself an yet been announced. The promise, dedication and a people across the nation
extremely strong group. Choral Christmas Concert strong desire to perform is because of all of the
Teasha Fletcher comments, takes place on Tuesday, to be a part of this new drama that is intertwined
“I really love the class, and December 15 at 7:00 P.M. advisory cohort. Students between the eight cast
love the way Mrs. Goodrich The last concert of the year who participate in this new members. They make our
teaches us the notes we is March 8th at 7:00 P.M., group have fun and do what lives seem better because
need to hit in each song.” and this is CRHS band/choir they love all at the same of everything that happens
The concert choir senior recognition concert. time, sing. on the show. These eight
Photo by Brittani Eppers
performed Tuesday, people auditioned and got Zaki Abdul fist pumps like Pauly-D
the roles and have made it
to Jewelry
such as a bounce house the creators of the mansions in store for spectators next
and a friendly campfire. mixed in for spectators’ year.
So when it came down to enjoyment. Many rooms and
it, the Haunted Mansions left you in the darkness,
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more
rock Twin
been playing shows since Enon Chapel. Most of the
popping up all over town.
early 2010, but they have guys in this band happen to
There are a few bands that
all been in other bands, so attend CRHS. They are Dustin
are more notable than the
when they got together it Kinsey, Jeremy Sandoval,
Falls
rest. One of these bands
could only be one thing: Brogun Allen, Justin Seech,
is Atlantis! Falls Under
amazing. A!FU played a and Ryan Kinsey. “Snappin’
otherwise known as A!FU
show on October 15th, and necks and cashin’ checks” is
venues
they play numerous shows
have more shows to come how Brogun Allen spends
at some of the towns local
in the future. most of his days. They had
hot spots like The Radio
They are one of the a concert on the 15th along
Rendezvous. There are four
most watched local bands with A!FU and Persephone.
people in the band; the
because they sing about They plan to have a very
drummer, Jake Jones; the
random things and they prosperous future with their
singer, Graham Hartman;
don’t focus on just one music.
guitar, Sky Crystal; and
thing like love. They sell
Local members of the bands A!FU and Enon Chapel often come together
in concert to entertain the fans of Twin Falls. They will perform another
show in the middle of November.
Scotch Pines
The list of films includes: tension throughout homes.
The Chronicles of Narnia, Children are anticipating
Paranormal Activity 2, the cartoon about a super-
Megamind, Yogi Bear, and villain left by his parents to
The Human Centipede. take over the world, but are
Training
Aries
joints, the Colonel’s own Another quite obvi- Ever feel that kick when
Kentucky Fried Chicken. The ous ingredient would have biting into your chicken? A way.
Colonel had a dream that to be the whipped cream. small drop of Napalm pro-
one day he would be able to People say that this is the vides this amazing feature.
put out the best fried chick- reason the chicken tastes a With so much napalm left
en known to man, and this little bit like pie: Heaven pie. over from the Vietnam War,
dream came true, but what And then there is the the Colonel was somehow
makes this bucket of juicy strawberry extract. This able to get his hands on all Your love life isn’t exactly going
Taurus
birds so finger-licking good? makes everybody feel as if of it. well. So get out there and do some-
He has put eleven se- they are eating healthy. Finally, the most impor- thing about it! Be spontaneous,
cret herbs and spices into One of the prettier tant ingredient…. Salt and sweep them off their feet. (Not lit-
the mix that we are deter- herbs is the gold. Mined Pepper. This adds mostly all erally though, that might not be a
mined to get to the bot- from only the best valleys the flavor in the Colonels positive for you in their eyes)
tom of, and we have done of Chile; the gold makes the bucket of joy.
just that by hiring a team flavor of the chicken
of highly trained herbs and rich.
spices scientists, but they A tricky spice You’re not doing well at reading
Gemini
were all too dumb, so we that took us a while other people, so stop. People, on
collaborated, studied hard, to reveal is water. This the other hand, are having trouble
and came up with an an- does nothing to the reading you, so just be open!
swer to the greatest mystery flavor; we figure it’s
since the meaning of life. to help you digest the
First we will start off greatest chicken of all
with the obvious primary time. Ever.
spice, cinnamon. It is report- Next is an acci-
ed that the cinnamon adds dental ingredient, but Be detailed, it’s where the party’s
a sort of Christmassy effect, it still compliments at! Just enjoy those little things,
Cancer
Managing Editor “So he was like yeah, your brother and cats life.
When walking down and I’m like okay, and he When you finally catch up
the halls of our miraculous was like why are you being you enthusiastically thank
school one hears a wide so like, so rude? And I’m the stranger who saved
array of clever words and like…..” What is wrong with their lives. The nice man
phrases, others are slightly this picture? This was clas- then replies, “No problem.”
lame or boring, and many sic dialogue when we were Fail. “No problem?” That is
are inappropriate or just in 7th grade, now is a time in so impersonal! Believe me,
Virgo
funny two years ago, most ing, right? the right di- or hurts you just say “OK, I’m better
of us have grown up enough Yes. rection as far than you,” and forget it.
not to use it. And for those Situation: Your four as being cleverer with your
who haven’t grown out of it year old brother goes chas- choice of words, so good
yet; It. Is. Not. Funny. Guys, I ing the cat right into the luck! But please try not to
guarantee that 85% of your street, where a bass thump- be too enthusiastic or cre-
girlfriends do not think it is ing car comes hurling down ative with your word choice,
funny, they probably find it the street, its driver clearly because if you are you will
offensive, and so it would not paying attention. So an probably sound like an idiot.
probably be a lot better for
Go party! Live it up. Have fun and
Scorpio
let loose.
3
Sagittarius
4 5 6
You need to take it slow; if you
7 don’t your day is going to be horrid.
8
10
Capricorn
12
Aquarius
10 You don't know how lucky you are, to 6 Beatles' drummer it. There will be a reward in the fu-
be back in the _._._._. 7 ___. _____'_ Lonely Hearts Club Band ture for your generous act of kind-
11 Beatles' bassist 8 It sings in the dead of night. ness.
12 Beatles' guitarist
Answers on page 10
10 Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Humor
Thanksgiving for dummies: the sup-
posed birth of an annual holiday tradition
Dummies. It was truly made They ended up landing in them many things, like place and it has happened
for a dummy by a dummy. It America on a place called how to plant corn and stuff, every year after that.
goes a little something like Plymouth Rock. They and the Pilgrims showed Thanks for reading
this. were trying to build their them an item some people Thanksgiving-for-Dummies,
Chase Petty Once upon a time, bungalows for a cozy stay like to call a gun. So they the ever so clever
Humor Editor there were these wannabe when they made contact exchanged gifts and then way of learning about
Have you ever wanted explorers called pilgrims with Native Americans, but one thing led to another Thanksgiving quickly and
a quick and easy way riding on a boat named since the Pilgrims thought and they were all on top of easily. Remember, hug a
to read about the first after a flower. They were they were in India, they each other with food. Then Native American. They
Thanksgiving? Now you searching for a route to the called them Indians. in November of 1621, the helped form our country.
can with Thanksgiving-for- West Indies or something. The Indians showed first ever Thanksgiving took
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them to the test on a couple was told never to talk to sentences to successfully
shoot off the of dimes, and these were them again. get a date?
the results.
cap. When using the line,
By now I’m kind of on
a losing streak here, so I
Poke a hole
in the lid and
J&K but we’re not kidding
6 squeeze it to
Kameron Yeggy
&
Dear J&K, Dear Philosopher,
This girl is going to ask me Breakfast.
make it a water Justice Straub to Sadie’s, but I don’t like
gun. Staff Writers her. She scares me and I Dear J&K,
Dear J&K, don’t want to go with her, An old guy watches me
I’m trying to make the but don’t want to be mean sleep from my window
basketball team, but I’m and say no. What do I do? every night. What do I do to
Use it as a way to short compared to -Reluctant Dancer get rid of him?
everyone else. What should -Public Napper
7 weight to exer-
cise with.
I do to get on the team?
-Shorty
Dear Dancer,
Just tell her, “I’d love to, can Dear Napper,
my girlfriend come too?” Trade rooms with a sibling,
Dear Shorty, or hit him in the face with a
If you really want a position Dear J&K, large rock!
on the team, there isn’t What should I do with
much we can do to help you the million dollars Dear J&K,
grow, but I hear water boy is I….”inherited”? I hate my best friend’s
-Richie girlfriend but I don’t know
8 Use it as a por-
table shower.
available.
Dear Richie,
what to do to break them
up. What should I do?
Dear J&K,
My hair is out of control! It Build a tree fort; what else Hating Her
won’t do anything I want it could you possibly want?
to and I have a class with the Dear Hater,
guy I like! What can I do? Dear J&K, You could take the high
-Hair Troubles I’ve been thinking a lot road and talk to him, but
about life lately. What is the who actually does that? Lie
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secret to success? and say she’s a cheater. That
Make a rocket Dear Troubles,
-Philosopher should end it.
Gel up dawg, problem solved .
out of it.
better achieving the overall Detweiler to build his strength and Proud of his accomplishments, TJ
scored in the Richardson(senoir) poses for the
record of (5-10) and in the endurance. This helps get
first half. The camera.
conference a (4-6.)
Idaho football
By playoff time the boys went
boys were in the 6th seed, on into the
and they went into the first playoffs to Retreiving the ball and kickingPhoto by Courtney Cunningham
it from the goal, Jayd
round matched up with fell to WoodWartluft (senior) does her best to keep the goal safe
Twin Falls. In the game River in the
this year, let’s hope that they
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