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Tuesday, November 2, 2010 Volume 2, Issue 2


Top Story Opinion: hunt-
ing is necessary
Easter Seals: be a mentor, become a friend to control animal
populations
Courtney Cunningham
Managing Editor
Hunting has been
necessary from the
beginning of time. It has
been necessary for survival,
for management of animal
population, and in some
cases, it is needed for
safety. Hunting is necessary,
but there are those who
disagree.
Some, like Riane
Richards, junior, say,” I find
hunting very offensive
because it is shooting a
defenseless animal, and is
not a necessity for survival
anymore, we have stores.”
Others such as Emily
Grindstaff, junior, “Don’t
mind hunting as long as
Photos courtesy of Easter-Seals Goodwill hunters don’t shoot does
closer to his/her own age. takes place at Wing’s an opportunity to advise and fawns,” and some
Sara Oliver believe in hunting 110%,
At risk youth find it easier Charter School during the GoodGuides programs,
Advertising Coordinator to connect with someone lunch time. It’s only 30 min. express their ideas, and be such as Sean Hughes, junior,
their own age, because it a week and the mentors involved in the community. Sara McLain, sophomore,
When most people becomes a challenge for will come during lunch Even if one is looking for Brandon Bradshaw, junior,
see Goodwill, they think them to tell an adult how and play games or talk to experience, the volunteer Jake Warner, senior.
of a second hand clothing they feel because they see youth either one-on-one work is great real-world Some people do not
store, but Easter-Seals an adult as someone who or in a group with up to experience and looks like hunting because they
Goodwill is so much more. wants only what’s best four youth. The students awesome on college believe that hunters can
Easter-Seals Goodwill for them. The role of the at Wing’s charter School and job applications and just go out into the field
runs a program called mentor is to be supportive, are very enthusiastic about resumes. and mow down animals,
GoodGuides; in this advise and guide the youth, getting a mentor and Easter-Seals Goodwill the animals have no chance,
program, volunteers ages and create a friendship would benefit greatly from is looking for volunteers and that hunting is just
16 or older are matched with them. the advice that a young who can be themselves to kill. This is not true. Ask
with local youth as a This mentoring doesn’t high school student may and help out an at risk anyone who hunts, hunting
mentor. The GoodGuides take a lot of time; it’s only give them. The mentors teen. To sign up and make is no picnic. In most cases it
has three different mentor a few hours a week and are there to become friends a difference in a young requires hours of searching,
programs that volunteers it gives them a chance to and the only skill a mentor youth’s life today, please driving, and hiking just to
can participate including connect with the youth needs is to be able to be contact Tristan Sollis at see an animal one is after.
activities like hanging out and become someone they himself…that’s all these 208-736-2026 or e-mail her Not to mention the walking,
with a younger youth and look up to. There are tons students really what. at tristans@esgw.org. This hiding, crawling over
being a mentor for them, of activities the mentor and If mentoring doesn’t is an opportunity, open to mountains, through bushes,
going to the Wing’s Charter youth can do including; seem like something of high school students ages around various other forms
School for lunch with the going shopping, playing interest, teens can still 16 and older, is great for of obstacles and getting a
youth, or being on the Teen basketball, or just hanging help out by being a part of a group or class service proper shot off the animal
Advisory Board. out. the Teen Advisory Board. project. Remember a that is found.
Being a mentor outside There is also another The Teen Advisory Board person can be a mentor, As for hunting just for
of the school environment type of mentoring called meets every three months but even more they can the fun of it or “just to kill,” I
gives the youth a chance to GoodGuides Lunch-Time for one to two hours. This become a friend. would be lying if I said that
create a bond with a teen Mentoring. This mentoring program gives local youth no one does that, because
people do but I guarantee

VOTE
that this is not the case for
most hunters. Hunting is
something many people
love for the challenge,
seeing the wildlife, getting
away from the city and the
stress.

student voices count


Many hunters do use
the animal that they harvest
as a trophy. For others it’s
a great accomplishment;
people also like the meat
that comes from their
Alex Ridgeway more inclined to cater to controlled every aspect Braden Coleman. animal. One can make stew
special interests instead of of Idaho for decades, this Otter claims that if he meat, hamburger, chops,
Arts & Entertainment the “average Idahoan.” He is Democrat is still somewhat were re-elected, he would be sausage, etc. and there are
Editor in an uphill battle; however, of an unknown in most more careful about bringing laws that one cannot just kill
Many of us at Canyon according to most of the parts of the state. “I’m going up an issue without doing the animal, skin it, and let
Ridge High School are no experts, who remind us that to vote for Allred; I like his his homework. He would the meat go to waste.
longer minors and Republicans have basically plan for education,” says continue to ask Legislature According to
now have the right to for more money nhfday.org and idausa.
vote. 2010’s election going towards org, only 7% of Americans
for the governor road maintenance. hunt, which is about 38
of our great state Another senior Kelly million, the average hunter
of Idaho pits the Ann Buddecke says, spends $1,638 dollars per
current governor, “Allred is too liberal year on hunting, and each
Republican, Butch for me, I’m going with year 6 million deer and
Otter, against the Butch Otter.” thousands of bear, moose,
Democrat, Keith Allred has been elk, antelope, cougar, and
Allred. Both have gaining ground each wolves are harvested.
solid cases for why time a new poll is
they should be in the taken, but Otter is
capitol building after still in a considerable
the November 2nd lead at this point.
Election Day. This is sure to be one
The most of the more exciting
important issue for gubernatorial
many of us is the elections in the entire
education funds nation in 2010. All
being cut. Allred students of age are
points out that Otter Photo by Alex Ridgeway encouraged to take
Photo by Courtney Cunningham
could have avoided The Magic Valley is strewn with election signs encouraging voters of all ages to get out and part in their future and
the cut. He also states vote. Today is the day, and CRHS students who are 18 years of age or older are asked to use the right to vote. Hunter, Brian Cunningham glasses
that Otter is much vote and make a difference in this year’s election. the hillside searching for deer.

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Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, Nov 2, 2010 Review
2010-2011
Managing
Opinion: Energy drinks are a bad student choice Editor
Courtney

editor’s corner
Cunningham
that really does give you Haviland, a sophomore at Assistant
Brittani Eppers energy. Energy drinks CRHS who drinks Nos like Managing
Staff Writer are filled with Taurine, a it’s water, said, “They taste Editor
Colleen Joslin lesser known amino acid amazing, and I really don’t
Energy drinks are not Erica Stewart
Opinion Editor only something used to that affects the body care what’s in them.”
Everyone experiences help people survive the day, in unpredictable ways. It’s this attitude Opinion Editor
those mornings, when one but they’re also used as a Caffeine, a stimulant giving that most energy-drink
wakes up feeling like the casual and favorite anytime energy. Guarana, which has lovers have. Although
whole world is falling to drink. Although, few people generally the same effects people really should start Colleen Joslin
pieces, you didn’t get that really pay attention to what as caffeine, but also causes looking into acids and
paper done, or stayed up weight loss. Ephedrine, a other ingredients that are News Editor
is actually being put in to
all night trying to do it and these chemical-fused thirst common chemical seen being put into the things
woke up late for school, quenchers. in weight loss pills, and they’re drinking. Energy
Heaven Marsh
you know it is going to be With names like also known to cause heart drinks don’t do anything
a long day . Now you have Monster, Red Bull, Amp, threats. Creatine, which is for you except give you a Arts &
to go through a whole day Rockstar, No Fear, Vamp, and an acid taken for muscle short-timed energy boost. Entertainment
of school, and maybe have many others, it’s no surprise contractions, but in energy However, in my opinion, a Editor
an after school activity so that so many people want drinks it poses threats to couple hours of energy isn’t Alex Ridgeway
now you have too much energy drinks. In the past the body’s liver and kidneys. worth threats to my main
When asked why he drinks body functions. Features Editor
work and not enough time few years, energy drinks
to accommodate that work. have definitely been on top them so much, Jordan
That’s when the stress level for highest selling items in Cheyenne Boldt
is turned up. gas stations and grocery
I know the feeling, that stores, and it doesn’t look Humor Editor
feeling that no one wants to like that is going to change
deal with, stress. I also have anytime soon for energy
figured out some ways to drink lovers. However,
Chase Petty
help that unwanted stress the people who care the
stay away. This is what I do. Sports Editor
most for the drinks don’t
I will tell myself that I’m not really care much for what
the only one that has to they’re putting inside of Whitney Bell
go through this; there are their bodies while they’re
lots of other people in the enjoying them.
school that has to deal with Photography
Energy doesn’t just Editor
the school work. Also I will come out of opening
just do the most important any can. First, companies Jorge Martinez
things first, and the school must add all the needed Photo by Colleen Joslin
work that I can wait a day ingredients to stimulate Nicole Savage contemplates which energy drink she want to buy at Advertisement
on, I do. their drinks into something
Walmart. Coordinator
I don’t like staying up

Halloween: does it ever get old


late, so I don’t. I need sleep Sara Oliver
to get through a whole
day of school and sports.
Sometimes just going to Staff Writers
bed helps, but it doesn’t holidays as a kid. Once of candy, but as a teenager
Michael Chapple October rolled around my you start to grow out of it.”
relieve the stress. Then on Staff Writer
weekends when I have family picked out the best Also Jose Santos a junior Craig
lots and lots of homework From dressing up pumpkins we could find comments “Halloween Bartlett
to do, I usually end up as my favorite Power to carve. We would buy never gets old. There
procrastinating. This isn’t the Ranger, red of course, as unhealthy quantities of fun is fun stuff for all ages.”
thing to do, I procrastinated a 4-year-old to wearing size candy to hand out to I feel that Halloween can
kids and most importantly, be fun for all ages. People Alexis
on this article and I have uncomfortable plastic
decide what to dress up as. just have to know how to Bowler
been stressed out about it shoulder pads to replicate
all week, because I didn’t my favorite football player As time passed by more plan it right for the age.
know what to write. So as a 10-year-old, Halloween and more kids stopped From little kids who
don’t procrastinate, get it was always the best. participating in the holiday like to dress up in costumes Michael
done it will help. If you need Now-a-days it seems fun. They all felt that they and play games to the Chapple
to take a break from it, listen people care more about were too old or too cool to older kids who like the
to some music, or go work their costumes and the dress up and go Trick-or- haunted houses and scary
Treating. Most of them just movies so they can get an
out. Trick-or-Treating, just
followed what their friends exhilarating feel of the thrill, Cody
Those are usually good not for the candy. It
has become a contest did and not participate. Halloween can always be Cunningham
stress relievers, but the best
stress reliever is just getting between friends about When asked does a fun holiday for everyone.
the work done so you don’t who has the best costume. Halloween ever get old? From the decorating
have to worry about it and Besides all the Connor Cloward a junior to the costumes, try to
says “It doesn’t get old for find something to get Brittani
then the stress will never costumes and the Trick-or- Eppers
come. Treating, Halloween was the little kids because it is involved in the Holiday.
one of my most enjoyable an excuse to eat a bunch

Skiing or snowboarding, which comes out on top Brittney


Gummow

is an obvious variation in snowboarding is easier or snowboarding sounds


Kameron Yeggy structure and technique, better than skiing, that is like the more popular

Staff Writer Karissa
but one still requires just my personal preference. choice, skiing is a great
Larson
Winter is rapidly excellent coordination and Everyone has their own sport that should not be
approaching. Before you balance in order to truly opinion. Logan Hufstetler, ignored. Some people find
know it, snow will be experience the sport. Either junior, says, “I have never skiing to be more exciting.
blanketing the mountains way, you’re sliding down tried skiing, but if I had the Several individuals find Nic
in a white layer of awesome. a hill on a stick. What else choice to do either, I would that they can reach higher Magee
Winter sportsmen will could you possibly ask for? choose snowboarding speeds and navigate more
flood up to the slopes. Having experienced because that is what I’m efficiently while skiing.
Which leads us to the both, I can honestly say I most comfortable with.” In the end, it all
prefer to snowboard. My When asked her preference, comes down to personal Justice
question: Which is better,
skiing or snowboarding? first time on a snowboard Madison Tucker states, “I preference. Skiing Straub
A l t h o u g h provided me with a rush I prefer skiing because it’s and snowboarding are
snowboarding seems to be hadn’t experienced before. easier to keep your balance. both excellent winter
the more popular choice, The second I latched onto While snowboarding, you pastimes, so there is
Christian
the two sports are not the board, I automatically can’t move your feet and no shame in choosing
felt more comfortable. I you fall on your butt a lot.” to participate in either. Williams
all that different. There
am not claiming that A l t h o u g h

Favorite school lunches Kameron

S tudents Yeggy

“I think it won’t really help


anything. Kids will get be-
Say... Cody Cunningham other students include, “My
favorite lunch is pizza,” says
hind in class and get worse
What do you think Staff Writer Leisha Way, junior. Sean Riverhawk Review Advisor
grades. “ of the new tardy What is the best Hughes, also a junior, says, Mrs. Brenda Reichenbach
cafeteria lunch? Could it be “my favorite is sandwich

?? ?
Caitlyn Joslin -Freshman sweep rule? bar.” The lunch staff’s “top Advertising Advisor
pizza, chicken sandwich, or
Mrs. Gayle Bean
even Chef’s Salad? Students lunch,” the sandwich bar,
“I think it’s stupid, because say, “My favorite lunch is the must be correct. Dylan The Riverhawk Review will report fairly
it’s more of a punishment sandwich line,” one say. “I McGrath, freshman, and accurately while striving to include
to be in class than in the coverage of the different populations at
like the pizza the best,” says says, “Mine (favorite Canyon Ridge High School.
auditorium.”
another. So now we ask the lunch) would probably Some material courtesy of American
Kennedy Bell-Sophmore lunch staff. Laurie Wayment, be the sandwich bar.” Society of Newspaper Editors/KRT Campus
High School Newspaper Service.
lunch lady, says the top Personally, my Unsigned editorials found
three popular lunches are favorite lunch is the in Riverhawk Review represent the
“I think it’s stupid because if
sandwich bar, Italian sub sandwich bar. There is consensus of the newspaper staff. Signed

??
you’re late to class then it’s editorials represent individual views and
sandwich, and chicken such an abundance of are not meant to express the opinions of
your own fault.”
fried steak. Even the lunch food served. It has got the advisor, school, administration or Twin
Falls School District. As an open forum,
Chelsea O’Neal-Junior staff themselves like the the sandwich, the soup, Riverhawk Review welcomes brief letters
sandwich bar the most. the fruit, the chips; it to the editor. All letters must be signed,
though names may be held in certain
Bryen Skinner, is just simply amazing. circumstances. Riverhawk Review reserves
senior, says, “I like the Even with the numerous the right to edit all letters for clarity and
available space. No letter that is obscene
sandwich bar the most, choices students can have or libelous will be printed.
“It doesn’t bother me be- there is so much to eat.” So for lunch, the sandwich Letters should be left in Brenda
cause I’m never late.” we have concluded that bar is clearly the favorite Reichenbach’s mailbox or sent to Canyon
Ridge High School, 300 N. College Rd. W.,
sandwich bar is the top of the staff and students. Twin Falls, ID 83301.
Cody Brown-Senior
lunch choice. Opinions of
News Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010

phone, the time dragged on


forever and the urge to just
3
ready to give up the idea of
eating, it finally got done.
quit grew stronger by the Our sack lunches were

Passing the
second. delivered to us and we ea-
When we finally went gerly opened them to see
back inside, I was wiped a corndog, cold noodles, a
out and ready to take a bag of chips, a Rice Krispy

time in
nap. The work wasn’t over Treat, and milk. After shush-
though and we were sent ing our stomach’s grumbles
into the bathroom to wash for hours the food was wel-
our hands and get ready come, we would’ve eaten
to serve lunch. We tried on anything.

PASS room
aprons and pulled back the We ate and then we
hair in preparation for our walked back into the PASS
public debut. Being seen by room and worked on more
all the students and teach- class work. In the class,
Photo by Craig Bartlett
ers and being known as a everyone was in a better
troublesome student is hu- mood now that the food
Heaven Marsh son to explain why I was in our behavior. He wanted to miliating, or at least it was had been consumed and we
PASS Room and what I could know what our goals were for me. Everyone wants to could just relax a bit for the
News Editor do to change my ways. and what we wanted to ac- know why you are in PASS day. Mr. Coulson allowed
In the first 15 minutes complish in life. He used room as they come through whispered talking through-
Delving into the depths of class, Mr. Coulson came real life examples to show the lunch line. I was as- out the room and before
of In-School-Suspension, around and started collect- us how our actions would signed the job to serve soup long, we were all bursting
I have made it back to the ing cell phones. Reluctantly, affect us later in life while in the deli sub sandwich into laughter at the jokes
regular classroom and am I gave my cell to the teacher trying to support a family line. made by a couple of the
happy to be here. When I and returned to my work and work a job. He read the Every time someone PASS room students.
was first assigned this story, sad and lonely. The feeling class a poem called, Charac- I knew came through the It was more of a discus-
I was thinking, “This is going of isolation set in quickly ter Matters and gave each line, they would want to talk sion time as the class talked
to be so much fun. I’ll get but I was ready for the long student a copy. We returned and ask why I got put into about why they were in the
out of class and get some haul. Before the other kids to our class work once again the PASS room. Every time PASS room and what they
homework done and catch and I finished with our pa- and had enough time to fin- someone wanted to talk, could’ve done to change
up on some reading.” Boy pers, we were called in to ish a few assignments while I would want to talk back, their behavior in class. The
was I ever mistaken. clean the cafeteria after thinking about our actions. naturally. Every time I tried discussion had its humor-
The morning of D- breakfast. When Mr. Coulson to talk back to someone, the ous parts but it also had its
day, I said my farewells to After washing every ta- looked up and announced lady serving lunch would serious parts. Mr. Coulson
my friends and family and ble and sweeping the floors, that the class had the privi- tell me I couldn’t talk. Frus- kept a good hold on the
trudged through the hall- we were assigned the task lege to clean up the outside tration set in quickly as I was classroom volume and kept
ways to the tiny room off to of wiping down every seat of the school, I was begin- shushed at every interval the students on subject.
the side of the lunch room. in the cafeteria. If you have ning to wonder why I even where I might’ve been able When the bell rang at
As I took a deep breath and ever been in the cafeteria, needed to write this article to talk. 3:15, I couldn’t have been
walked into the room, Mr. it’s pretty easy to know how and how amazing my class After the deli sub line happier. My day of PASS
Coulson looked up at me time consuming the pro- sounded. We walked out dwindled to a couple of room was over, and I could
and asked why I was there cess of seat wiping can be. the side door and were students, I was sent to wash go home and go to sleep. All
and directed me to my iso- I got dizzy after one or two handed individual garbage tables until lunch ended. Af- in all, the PASS room was an
lated cubicle. tables since I was looking bags and instructions to ter all the students left the unpleasant experience and I
Not being able to see down and walking in circles. pick up anything and ev- cafeteria and I was ready to wouldn’t want to do it ever
anything unless I turned After the cafeteria was erything. Brisk wind bit and eat some lunch, we got to again. It had a few ups but
around, I felt a strong urge satisfactorily cleaned, we slapped my ears and face as thoroughly clean the lunch the majority of the day was
to bolt and run back to returned to the PASS Room I reached down repeatedly tables and the cafeteria definitely a down for me. I
class. Mr. Coulson handed and got started on some to pick up one more piece floor. Every table had to be would not advise anyone
out a survey to get a feel class work teachers emailed of trash. To the very ends wiped down and pushed to do anything to be sent to
of what the person was go- to Mr. Coulson. After a while, of the school campus and up and the floor needed to PASS room because frankly,
ing through and how their Mr. Coulson told us to turn back, the trash was spread be swept and mopped, a it’s not much fun. Be proud
home life and social life around so we could have a around and Mr. Coulson formidable task. It seemed to be a Riverhawk and con-
went. I filled out the survey little discussion. He talked to saw every single piece. Not as if the cleaning process trol your behavior and your
and started the one page us about why we were here being able to check the time took forever and when I was actions.
essay assigned by Mr. Coul- and how we could change because of the lack of a cell

Students Under Pressure Bullies beware


overwhelmed. The students teachers don’t realize is that
Jorge Martinez
Photography Editor have jobs because they just homework doesn’t make it Heaven Marsh and weapons to school to
maybe have bills to pay. any better to learn a specific & use on the bullies and in-
Teenagers today are
Some students want to get subject. We can’t learn when nocent bystanders. Bullies
under enormous pressure Alexis Bowler
a head start for the coming our brains are inundated can be the cause of death
to get ahead in life. We’re
in exponential times where
year when seniors start their with so much information News Staff to individuals they haven’t
college year because they and then we’re up till mid- Even though it is peti- even met.
technology is more ad-
need the money. Having a night still doing homework. tioned against in almost ev- Young ladies and
vanced and many young
job does give more oppor- We’re not computers either ery elementary and second- gentlemen have taken
minds are coming up with
tunities. because we can only take ary school in the country, their own lives because of
bright ideas for the future.
Some of the biggest ac- in so much information or 77% of the students in the cruel tormenting and teas-
Most important though,
tivities in school are sports. not always does a computer U.S. have admitted to be- ing inflicted upon them
are the students striving to
Mix it all up and large quan- take in all the information ing bullied mentally, physi- by bullies. According to
push themselves; attending
tities of students wake up, either. cally, or verbally throughout ht t p : / / w w w. n e ws we e k .
school, but at the same time
go to school, play sports, Understand schools their school experience ac- com/2010/10/04/phoebe-
keeping their jobs.
go to work, and then finally and teachers, that students cording to www.how-to- prince-should-bullying-be-
Teachers don’t realize,
go home to do some home- need a life too. Teachers are stop- bullying.com/bully- a-crime.html?GT1=4300, a
but the average student
work and go to bed to wake probably overwhelmed, ingstatistics.html. Over the young lady in South Had-
has an enormous schedule
up to do it all over again. but they never do show it years, physical bullying has ley, Massachusetts named
outside of school. It’s a lot to
Students should be able because it’s what they get dwindled more and more as Phoebe Prince was only 15
handle: going to work and
to go home before they do paid for. Students don’t get a new development called years old when she com-
then arriving home late at
anything else important is paid to do homework, but cyber bullying has over- mitted suicide because of
night trying to get the load
to go out and spend time they still do try. At times it’s come junior high and high bullying. Her tormenters
of homework done and fi-
with their family. They just too much to take in at schools all over the country. were convicted with felony
nalized to do the same thing
should be able to arrive to once and students maybe Many of the teenagers who crimes. The young lady was
over again the next day. Stu-
their house and say hi to are being pushed too hard. bully others electronically pronounced “bullied to
dents sometimes need to
everyone and spend some Students want to learn, don’t have the courage to death.” The teenage bullies
take a break to be ourselves
quality time with their fam- but having eight classes a speak their minds face-to- made her life absolutely
and go out for some fun.
ily. Not go home and start day they don’t need all the face and use this venue in horrible. In Mentor, Ohio, a
They are great students and
their load of homework not homework. They already their attacks. 16 year old named Sladjana
work an immense amount
even being able to hangout have to go through the lec- Bullying never has posi- Vidovic committed suicide
of time. Students go to
with a friend. Sports are just ture all day. They can learn tive effects on anyone. The and her last words talked
school to maybe go to col-
one more thing that stu- in school because that’s victim, the bully, and even of the bullies and the tor-
lege, but some need to start
dents try and include while what they’re for all day. It’s the bystanders are affected ment she went through
saving up money to be able
during school to help in get- to learn and they don’t al- in a very negative way. The daily. Four students in the
to go to college and keep
ting in the college of their ways need to do it out of victim is mentally, physi- same suburb have commit-
on climbing higher. They
choice. Sometimes what school either. cally, or verbally wounded. ted suicide due to bullying.
can’t do it when they’re
Bullying has caused victims The school authorities are

Lunch room traffic


to go to extreme measures being partially blamed for
to rid themselves of the the loose leash they have
stress and pain surround- on the misbehavior at their
ing the bully. Students have school says http://www.ms-
If people want to have the bell rings for advisory/ moved to different schools nbc.msn.com/id/39578548/
Justice Straub fun and see their friends sixth period. If only students ns/health-kids_and_parent-
Staff Writer or towns, committed sui-
they can’t eat because the had more time to eat. So I cide, and have taken guns ing/.
Lunch. The part of the lines are so long. went out and asked what
day every student looks for- When it all boils down other people have to say
ward to. The students get to it, the main problem with about the lunch room traf-
to have fun, getting some- lunchroom traffic is the lines fic. The Place To Be...
thing to eat, and get to see and a lack of time. Basically Elliot Williams had to
their friends. students have 25 minutes say, “It sucks.” And Alexan-
But now it’s more of a to eat (averaging traveling dria Goedhart said, “I hate Candy Bagels
pick-two situation. If anyone time). it.” Doesn’t everyone? Hope- Chips Soda
wants to eat they can’t see Which is mostly spent fully lunch will have less Coffee Juice
their friends and have fun waiting in one of the three traffic soon.
because students standing
in line.
lines with a hope that they
have time to eat it before
THE NEST!!!
4 Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010
News
Pole Line alternate route
Cody Cunningham between Thanksgiving to get to the north side of said. “We do expect this Megan Coleman, freshman,
and Christmas. If W.W. Twin Falls from the west road will get a lot of traffic.” says “The construction
Staff Writer Clyde construction out of and south sides of the When completed, this here effects me because
Many people are Washington pulls it off, county without having alternate route will help for the past 18 months I
affected daily due to road the Twin Falls Alternate to cut through the city. bring people from Filer, Buhl, have had to go all the way
construction; but that’s Route will be open three The projected use of and U.S. 93 into the city and around the construction
about to change on Pole months ahead of the vehicles in the year 2023 is people from Twin Falls out. on the detour. It really
Line Road West. According contracted schedule, between 13,000 and 33,000 Many teachers takes a lot of extra time.”
to “Twin Falls Alternate Idaho Transportation vehicles per day. “It’s tough and students who live This 27 million dollar
Route nears completion” Department officials said. to tell how much traffic northwest of Canyon Ridge project funded through
on magicvalley.com, the This new Alternate will be diverted from U.S. High School will have the federal stimulus act
alternate route project Route will be helpful to 93 through Twin Falls,” ITD easier and quicker access seems to be a good one.
puts it on pace to open many people to get access spokesman Nathan Jerke to their homes as well.

Bad behavior at CRHS Concerns rise as


Christian Williams
Staff Writer
taken on the position as
student assistant specialist
and will be helping
When Students first
go into the office for
disciplinary issues they
unhealthy foods
Since students have
returned to the second year
of Canyon Ridge, a few of
struggling students.
His job mostly consists
of setting up groups for the
will either go to Mr. Gemar,
Mr. Hicks or Mr. Dickinson.
From there they will decide
dominate school
them have made some bad
decisions. Mr. Dickinson
went around to every class
kids: Anger management,
time management, drug,
and alcohol classes.
whether or not that student
will need some extra help,
or a day or two in pass room.
fundraisers
and told it straight and
simple: students need to Cody Cunningham The survey’s results showed
realize that if they have any that 72% of high schools
weapons it’s an automatic Staff Writer sold unhealthy foods
expulsion. The school board Nowadays there are so during fundraising efforts.
decides how long it could many food fundraisers, most This obviously doesn’t
be, from a day up to a year. of which are unhealthy. help Idaho’s wellness
Students need to be When was the last time you goals for students.
smart about the decisions sold something healthy for Dr. Colleen Fillmore,
that they make, but many a fundraiser? Is it possible the director of ISDE child
students don’t realize that to sell healthy food for nutrition programs, said in
air soft guns, paintball a fundraiser? Josh Clark, the article, “The wellness
guns, and fireworks can freshman, says “I think data will help improve
be considered weapons. selling dried fruit would be wellness across the state.”
“But we also need to a good, healthy fundraiser.” Which makes sense;
focus on the good things of Examples of selling the reason being is if the
our students,” says Principal unhealthy foods for a schools know what they are
Dickinson, “We have fundraiser are the choir, doing wrong, then they can
some bad students; that band, and orchestra know how they need to fix it.
doesn’t mean the school students recently selling So what can the
is bad. We just need to be chocolate bars and the schools do? Instead of
smarter about our choices.” soccer teams selling cookies. selling chocolates, they
We have also had more According to the article, can sell oranges like
fights this year than last. “Schools rely on unhealthy previous Canyon Ridge
Mr. Dickinson says that foods for their fundraisers” baseball and softball teams.
we have some very good on magicvalley.com, the So if the opportunity
counselors for people that Photo by: Justice Straub Idaho State Department presents itself to the schools
need help with anything. Sophomore, Sarah Pak slams a locker on fellow sophomore Blaze Requa’s of Education conducted a or sports teams, they
Mr.Coulson has head. Only one example of bad behavior happening at CRHS. survey on the types of foods should pick healthy food
being sold in fundraisers. to sell in their fundraisers.

Land development around Canyon Ridge


Heaven Marsh
News Editor
The city of Twin Falls
as it split up the old high
school, Twin Falls High
School. A new hospital is
slim, but students keep
hoping for a few to pop up
over the next year or two.
Current CRHS
fundraisers
is expanding and growing currently being built very The roads around
as new businesses pop close to Canyon Ridge Canyon Ridge have been
up all over the place. insuring that this side of torn inside and out and
Roads are being torn up town will be visited by are still under repair.
and put back together, patients more frequently Students dislike the road of America (BPA) had a
Jorge Martinez booth at the tailgate party
buildings are being than it was before. construction but deal with
constructed, and Canyon The new Wal-Mart has it as they are required to
Photography Editor with a beanbag toss for
Ridge is being affected by brought shoppers flocking attend school. The roads Canyon Ridge High the cost of fifty cents and
School looks amazing. Some if the contestant won
the land development. across town as well. have been predicted to then they won a small
wonder what happened
Canyon Ridge High Unfortunately for the be finished during the to all the funding for the prize as their reward.
School was a huge change students at Canyon Ridge, winter but may take school and the students. Then there’s Band,
for the city of Twin Falls fast food restaurants are even longer to complete. With the economy Orchestra, and Choir
being the way that it is at the all selling chocolates.

Become a Mentor and help a student in need.. Don’t let your memories fade.. . moment there is no money
for the students, so groups
along with their advisors are
Orchestra’s fundraising
is all about selling the
World’s Finest Chocolate
on their own to raise money and the others Cherry
for activities and projects. Dale chocolates.
Lunch Buddy Mentoring
buy a yearbook today! Many groups
turning to selling and
are Not only are clubs
planning fundraisers this
year, but so are advisory
sponsors for funds.
One-on-one outside of school Some clubs this summer classes because some

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had carwashes or went are planning on food
to businesses hoping drives and others helping
they would donate and out their communities.
Teen Advisory Board support Canyon Ridge The Riverhawk Review is
High School students. also selling Riverhawk shirts
With the holidays to raise money to be able
coming, most of the clubs to print their senior edition
will or have already began for the school and town.
Contact Tristan Sollis at 208-736-2026 or their fundraisers because Then our student
e-mail her at tristans@esgw.org Purchase your memories from Mrs. Larson in the bookkeeper’s office. during the holidays is
when everyone gets
council had a pancake
breakfast where they raised
in the spending mood. money for the school to go
o
s . B ean t ’s Key club is one club towards dances, graduation,
r ny that’s planning a fundraising and red ribbon week.
act M r compa
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works. Annually the Key
While they do that some
other things appropriate
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Club sells caramel apples for a fundraiser can be

rhaw
Rive r busines
s kn Space at the tail gate party and
candy sticks throughout
selling advertisements
and asking businesses to
ou
For the year and they are in buy the ads and support
get y charge of sweethearts. Canyon Ridge High School.
Key Club also helps It’s been difficult for
Canyon Ridge High School
300 N College Rd
Twin Falls, ID 83301
Sale the people most in need
through the fundraiser
CRHS, but all the students
have taken charge and
“Miracle Minute.” They help have helped to keep the
208-733-7555 raise money for families school up and running
in need whether it’s for for the entertainment
food or someone in a and education of all the
donation or
Any Size You Want small fee
family is hurt and can’t
afford to pay back the bills.
students in the school.

Business Professionals
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Seniors struggle to stay focused for some things that help should be left behind. can help keeping seniors about undone work and
Sara Oliver
seniors lose their focus. At the beginning on the right track. Mrs. you need to enjoy your last
Advertising Coordinator For example, right when of the year seniors need to Adams, comments, “Being year of high school and be
As first quarter is seniors registered they were realize that the senior trip involved senior year is the involved.”
coming to an end the asked where they want to isn’t until May and they best thing that a senior can In May all seniors
focus of the senior class go for the senior trip: this won’t know for sure where do. Also doing work when should walk across the
is dwindling fast. Seniors is something that each and they are going until later it is assigned will make the stage. Help each other
are already starting to every senior looks forward into the year, so there is no year go by so much easier.” along the way, so all will
make summer plans before to all year and some can’t need to worry about that This is great information graduate and leave no one
college begins. Even though seem to focus because May until the time comes to pay. but from a current students behind.
seniors say they have focus, isn’t coming fast enough. Focus on class not on the perspective Olivia
it’s not on the right thing. Graduation preparation trip decision. When the time Humberger, Senior,
They are focusing more on doesn’t help very much comes to order everything says “I plan on doing
selecting colleges, filling either. It’s not the time for graduation, seniors need all my work when
out applications, taking of ordering that sends to know this important bit it’s assigned so I
the ACT and SAT tests, and seniors astray, it’s the time of knowledge, everything can enjoy my senior
everything but completing when everything arrives you order for graduation year and not have to
their senior year. and graduation gets closer will arrive in April. worry about undone
Senior year is the most that seniors realize that If you don’t understand work at the end of
important year of high everything has happened anything from the the year.” Whitney
school, everything matters. so fast. The following easy information that was given Walker gives her best
If they don’t pass a class steps will help make senior this is the one thing that tip possible, “Don’t
there’s no next year to redo year a success and will make should be understood by all procrastinate; it’s
it; it’s this year or summer it possible for everyone seniors. In the time between the worst possible Photo by Sara Oliver
school. in the senior class to walk registration and graduation thing to do. You Matt Hewitt stresses as he studies technical
The school is to blame across that stage…no one there are a few things that don’t need to worry math in Mrs. Wray’s second period class.

The Bowcut twins are at it again Athletic training class offers CRHS stu-
dents new opportunities to learn skills
to help, and they make an have been approached by
Cheyenne Boldt effort to make one smile. many colleges. Where ever and practice in every sport
Features Editor The girls took on a huge they decide to go, they Courtney Cunningham to follow Mrs. Rey and see
task this summer. Not only will always keep up the Managing Editor exactly what she does as an
Many people think did they do volunteer work volunteer work because This year an exciting Athletic Trainer. Many of the
volunteering is a waste of with their church, but they that is just how they are. new class was added to students love to stand on
time. They think it’s going also went to Jamaica to the Canyon Ridge electives the sidelines and learn how
to take time out of their help build a school. These list. This new class is an athletic trainer works,
day when they could be twins took time out of their Athletic Training, taught from treating an injury to
doing something more summer to help children by Brooke Rey. Athletic learning the signs of an
“useful”. Well there are two whom had no school to Training teaches students injury.
outstanding students at attend. all about sports injuries; Ms. Rey is a certified
CRHS that happen to think “We concreted a school the types of injuries, athletic trainer who
otherwise. For many, you building for a church in prevention, treatments, and graduated from the
probably know who I’m Claremont. We also helped rehabilitation. University of Idaho, she has
talking about. If you don’t, with a Bible school that Many students been certified for almost
it’s Brianna and Danielle had over 100 children in it.” tried to get into the class, two years and she is now
Bowcut. Yes, they have the ,exclaims Danielle. but this year it consists of the Canyon Ridge athletic
same last name meaning They put everyone only seventeen students. trainer. Dom Emery, senior,
only one thing: twins. They else before themselves, Students learn vocabulary, also says, “I like how we
are very good students and yet they still manage to Photo by Brianna Bowcut anatomy, structure; how get to practice what we
have many friends, simply save some time for their While in Jamaica, Danielle Bowcut to prevent, treat, and learn, not just read and
because they put others one true love; the track. receives a hug of gratitude from a
rehabilitate injuries in do worksheets like other
first. They always are ready They run all the time, and young girl.
athletes; some sports classes.”
psychology and

Teacher profile: Mr. Belliston also ethics and


laws about being
a health care
professional.
so far he said, “By far my No Name”. He also likes This includes;
Michael Chapple first aid, icing,
favorite years have been the “Baba O’ Riley” by The
Staff Writer two at Canyon Ridge. “ Who and “Fortunate Son” taping, stretching,
When students were by Creedence Clearwater and exercises to
Step into the world
asked if they like Mr. Revival. rebuild certain
of Canyon Ridge’s very
Belliston’s class, Morgan When asked what muscles to
own history teacher, Mr.
Jones, a junior, responded, Mr. Belliston’s favorite help athletes
Belliston. At age 34, Mr.
“I love his class. He is easy part about teaching he overcome and
Belliston has been teaching
to understand and is very commented, “Definitely the prevent injuries.
for 12 years. He can be seen
thorough with his lessons.” kids are my favorite part. Senior Brianna
being involved or even
Also Nik Rountree a junior They crack me up.” He loves Bowcut, says, “I
in charge of many of the
commented, “I like his class the humor in the class and love this class, I
school activities. He is the
because he makes it easy to how students’ minds work. love how we get
head honcho of the Student
understand the topics.” He also loves spending time so much hands on
Council and loves every
Mr. Belliston enjoys all with his family and doing experience, like
minute of it. He also loves
different kinds of sports. his fantasy sports. when we practice
the Faculty Fridays.
His favorite sports to watch taping.”
Ever since Mr. Belliston
are swimming, football, The Photo by Courtney Cunningham
was a little kid he wanted
and basketball. His favorite students get to Mrs. Rey demonstrates the proper technique for
to be a teacher. Both of
football teams are the Dallas sign up for various applying a bandage as CRHS athletic trainer stu-
his parents were teachers
Cowboys and Notre Dame, types of games dents Tyler and Lauren observe.
and he saw the benefits
kids got from education. and the Boston Celtics are
He graduated from Idaho
State University and has
his favorite basketball team.
His favorite swimmer is
Pat, keeping CRHS running
been teaching for 12 years, Michael Phelps.
10 years at Twin Falls High Mr. Belliston has many Craig Bartlett objective is to help Canyon
School and two years at bands that he enjoys to Ridge High School to be a
Canyon Ridge High School. listen to, but his favorite Photo by Michael Chapple Staff Writer safe, clean school that gives
When asked what his band is U2. His favorite Mr. Belliston runs student leader- He fixes the water children the ability to learn
U2 song is “Streets with ship and teachers history. fountain when you were about and pursue their
favorite year of teaching
thirsty; he dumps your tray careers.
for you when you feel lazy; All the little things that
Need a lunch alternative, visit the Nest he fixes the heater when
you when you are shivering
need done are done by
him. So the next time you
in your hoodie; and he see him meandering down
of options to choose from. money.” So to everyone roams the halls day by day, the hallway, stop and show
Alexis Bowler Junior Victoria Vance states, who loves to have snacks in but have you ever taken the some appreciation to Pat,
Staff Writer “I like the people there they between classes and loves time to thank him? the Janitor.
Everyone tries to are really nice and their Zulu to pay a cheap price The Pat, the head
make it through the lunch bagels are the best!” Nest is always open. janitor at Canyon
line with enough time to Students Ridge High School,
actually eat their food. who work has been working
Luckily, there is a solution; there like within the Twin Falls
The Nest is full of options what they are School District for
from actual food like nachos doing and as long as many
all the way down to snacks like to please teachers. Eight of
like cookies. Junior Janessa their fellow his twenty-four years
Mendonca says, “I like The students and in the district were
Nest because it’s a way teachers. spent at Twin Falls
shorter line compared to S a r a h High School. When
standing in the lunch line.” Scarrow the new school
Their affordable prices says, “I like opened, he took an
and delicious food makes it to work here opportunity to work
easy for everyone to agree at The Nest closer to his home
with. The Nest is open for many and to work in a new,
every morning until after reasons, but fresh environment.
Photo by Karissa Larsen
school, for students to grab a main one Students who run the nest are attentive and courteous
Pat enjoys Photo by Courtney Cunningham
a bite to eat. Everyone likes is because I to all patrons. They work hard every day to meet the working around kids Pat checks his e-mail periodically so that he
different things, so it’s great get to learn snacking needs of Canyon Ridge students by providing that wishes will be is able to attend to the needs of the teachers
that The Nest has a variety how to count hot drinks and a smile with every transaction. successful. His main and update his maintenance records.
6Lunch hot-spots CRHS students can easily access
Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Features
have the deli where you annoying people,” states and can definitely not be to go, there will always be
Cheyenne Boldt can get various types of Kayla Boomhower. the fastest option when you the 30 minute schedule that
Features Editor chicken and potato wedges Some people are pretty have a time crunch of 30 will need to be beat in order
It’s the most highly for a discounted price. Also daring and go to Taco Bell; minutes. to not be late or get swept
anticipated time of the day. in Wal-Mart is Subway; they may be a little late Wherever one chooses up in the new tardy- sweep.
Stomachs are rumbling however, if students don’t to class, but it’s worth it
from lack of breakfast and get there early then they to have a hot fresh taco/
minds are set on one thing: may have an even shorter burrito instead of a cold
LUNCH! Many people know lunch. sandwich from the school
that the school food isn’t There is also Walgreens; line. There is also 9 Beans
the best, so they choose they may not have actual and a Burrito, this place is
to leave campus when food, but you can definitely perfect for some Mexican
lunchtime rolls around. indulge in candy, energy food. It is closer than
However some people don’t drinks, and chips. Walgreens Taco Bell, and usually has a
have that option, being as has many different options, shorter line, but it does take
they may be a freshman and they may be a tad bit longer to make the food.
or sophomore, or they just more expensive, but they So, it depends on how long
don’t have a car. So they won’t be as backed up as you have for lunch, and
just walk to Wal-Mart. Riane Wal-Mart or the lunchroom how much you are willing
Richards says, “I bring my so one is able to get back to to spend.
own lunch; I don’t have to class in a timely manner. McDonalds is fast and
pay for it, and I don’t like the “I think I have only easy, it is only a few minutes
schools food so I just bring stayed here once for lunch, away and seems like one Photo by Alex Ridgeway
my own.” it’s way too crowded of the perfect options; 9 Beans and a Burrito is a choice place for lunch. Located across from
Wal-Mart isn’t bad; they Petsmart, it is a quick run up North College.
and there are too many however, it is usually busy

Behind the scenes Sadies, girls have


Whitney Bell
Sports Editor
In the newspaper
business, there is a concept
many writers fear known as
have a newspaper full
of articles radiating of
sheer intelligence and
to ask guys
Do you ever wonder “First Deadline.” This is the entertainment.
who the creators of day all article drafts must
Riverhawk Review are? be turned into the editor. Aside from the writing
Heaven Marsh to deliver to that special
Little do many know that This is also the day where a aspect of CRHS news, guy. Include a note saying,
there is a whole crew staff writer is either praised we, the staff, also put News Editor “Will you melt my heart?”
of CRHS spirited writers for his outstanding work in many working hours As the Sadies Another idea
located in room 413 every or shunned by the editor distributing news. Many Hawkins dance approaches, could be to find a huge rock
morning during first hour. for his inability to turn staff writers donate hours girls from Canyon Ridge are and a little rock. Writing “no”
During this time, writers articles in on time. When of their own time to deliver brainstorming to figure out on the big rock and “yes” on
put their blood and sweat asked about first deadline, papers to local businesses the cutest way to ask their the little rock. Then, have
into their precious articles. Alex Ridgeway (Senior) and schools who can’t perfect guy. Many ideas two big guys carry the big
With the combined efforts commented, “It’s hard to seem to get enough of are overused and guys tire rock to his house and sit it
of staff writers, editors, and make it, but it must be Riverhawk spirit. Yes, the of the same old poster and on his porch, and set the
photographers, a glorious done.” aYes, first deadline Canyon Ridge High School balloons waiting for them little rock on the big rock
newspaper with bountiful is a stressful situation for newspaper staff is savvy in class. There are a few with a note underneath it
articles is presented to you, those writing an article, and can come up with a few ways to ensure that Prince saying, “You would rock my
the reader, almost monthly. but for the average high clever articles from time to Charming will respond with world if you went to Sadies
So, CRHS reader, we are school student, deadlines time, but always be sure to a yes. with me. Please carry the
about to inform you as to are a necessity and you, remember that the average The best way to rock with your answer to
what exactly goes into the the reader, should be CRHS student’s best interest ask a boy to Sadies is to be school tomorrow.” The boy
beloved Riverhawk Review. counting your blessings comes first to us. As any original. Originality shows has to say yes because he
So sit back, slack off even for them. They are one Riverhawk Review writer that special someone how wouldn’t be able to carry
more then you probably of the sole reasons why would conclude…stay much the bashful girl cares. the huge rock to school.
were already, and enjoy. CRHS is lucky enough to classy Canyon Ridge. Take a heart shaped tin or Sadies Hawkins is
something able to hold just around the corner and
liquid, and pour water girls need to ask their lucky
A variety of clubs, activities for the student body into it while mixing in red guys fast. Sadies will be on
food coloring. Next, take a the 6th of November this
around your community, around our area, Key Club laminated note saying, “Will year. So ask that guy and
Brittani Eppers you go to Sadies,” and stick plan out your day activities.
one should definitely is definitely something that
Staff Writer considering joining the Leo you should look in to. it in the middle of the water. Have a good time at the
CRHS administrators Lions Club. There are so many Let this freeze and become dance this year.
and staff encourage all BPA (Business more clubs and activities a solid red heart with the
of us to get involved in Professionals of America) circulating throughout note inside. Now, it is ready
something throughout is another club at Canyon CRHS, and there is definitely
their high school years.
What better way to get
Ridge, in which students
learn how to manage
something that everybody
will love to be part of!
Moustache styles to consider
involved and know what’s money, manage business, Joining a club is a great
going on then to join a and work on speech and way to get out there and it, and usually there are old
club? Colleen Joslin
counting skills. Mrs. Bean get something Be involved Chinese guys rocking it.
There are lots of clubs is the advisor of this group with something helpful for
Opinion Editor “I would go with the
around Canyon Ridge; one who meets on Thursday your school as well as your Moustaches seem that walrus style because it
of the main ones being mornings. For fundraising, community. they have a culture all of distinguishes character and
the Leo Club. In this club, the BPA is going to be selling their own. Some people goes with my hair,” quotes
volunteers spend half Shari’s pie, and they also put think that they are hilarious Brogun Allen, a junior. The
of their day traveling to on Mr. CRHS competition. while others will live or die walrus style is very high in
elementary schools to help Another club that is by the ‘stache. Moustaches hair density. It is droopy and
with sight and hearing tests great to get involved with have been around for a covers the entire mouth of
for the children. “I like to would be the Key Club. very long time, and there the person, and it resembles
do Leo Club because we’re Key Club is a great way to are many different styles the appearance of a walrus.
helping out the community help with the community of them. They range from The Handlebar
and I have a lot of fun doing because its members get the Hitler to the kind moustache is bushy, the
it.”, was Brandon Collins’ out there and do a lot that English villains had ends are long enough to
(senior) answer when asked of community service. and even a walrus style be curled up or pointing
why he does Leo Club. It is They’re also sponsoring moustache. upwards. Some styling wax
a great way to get involved, the Sweethearts dance this The toothbrush can be used to achieve this.
Photo by Cheyenne Boldt
and an opportunity to year. So, if you’re looking moustache is a very well There are smaller handlebar
Brandon Collins ,senior, helps
miss half of your school to help with good causes lead the Leo Club’s vision forward. known moustache because moustaches which are
day, while still helping out it was the one that Hitler called “petite handlebar”.
sported. It is an extremely Imperial style
thick moustache and is moustache, the hair growth

Now Open!!!
shaved to be about 1 inch is very bushy, and the
above the upper lip. whiskers are extended to
There is the pencil hair growth on the cheeks
moustache, sometimes of the person. At the end of
referred to as “mouth the whiskers on the cheek,
brows”. They have been in the hair is styled to point in
existence for a long time an upward direction. Jordan
and are easy to grow and Ewanik, junior, says, “I
maintain. This is a very thin would choose the awesome
Flavors and Toppings are ENDLESS moustache and they gently imperial moustache, it’s the
-Make it outline the lip.
The horseshoe
best.”
The English style is
-Weigh it moustache is a very
popular western looking
a very thin and narrow
moustache that is divided at
-Pay it moustache. It is also referred
to as “pipes.” The horseshoe
the center of the upper lip.
The whiskers are very long,
is a full moustache and but are not bushy. They are
runs along the sides of pulled to either side of the
the mouth to the jaw line, center to give an elongated
1520 Filmore St. N #2 resembles an inverted appearance. The corners of
horseshoe. The Fu Manchu the mouth are shaved.
Twin Falls, Id 83301 moustache is a lot like the Now that you have the
(Behind Office Max) horseshoe moustache, but knowledge of the ‘stache
Phone-208-733-1343 instead of stopping at the you can pull it off big time.
jaw line they dangle below
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Arts &
Entertainment
Reality TV takes over
CRHS choir students Cheyenne Boldt
Features Editor
lifestyle. I love the drama, I
want to be just like Pauly-D.
I like to fist pump and I love

sing in the 2010


Reality television GTL,” says Zaki Abdul(senior)
has officially taken over. when asked why he likes
More and more people the show.
are watching these drama Jersey Shore is in its
packed episodes to escape 2nd season and will most

season
their own lives. Made, Teen likely have a 3rd because it
Mom, and the Hills are is one of the most watched
some of the best, but the and anticipated shows
one show that dominates nationwide. Now cast
over all of the rest and has members are attending
become a hit with the teens, other events such as
October 19, 2010 at 11:00 In addition to the is definitely The Real World: the VMA’s with stars like
Brittney Gummow Jersey Shore. The characters Lady Gaga and Eminem.
A.M. this was held at the numerous scheduled
Staff Writer Divina Voice (advanced performances planned for in this show are J-Woww, How these people did
As the 2010 year begins, Choir) Clinic. Then October this year, administrators Ronnie, Sammi Sweetheart, it, isn’t understood, but
the choir students anticipate 20th the CRHS fall choir have made a new advisory Angelina, DJ Pauly D, Vinny, it happened. Their fame
singing their hearts out for concert was held at 7:30 class for choir students. This and finally the infamous just keeps rising as more
audiences again. With the P.M. Wednesday December is similar to the Twin Falls Snooki, and The Situation. seasons of the show are
addition of new students 1st thru the 4th students will High School Jive group. The reason those aired.
and the returning students perform at the festival of Mrs. Goodrich selected individuals have captured
from previous years, Mrs. trees, but times have not students who show the attention of many
Goodrich has herself an yet been announced. The promise, dedication and a people across the nation
extremely strong group. Choral Christmas Concert strong desire to perform is because of all of the
Teasha Fletcher comments, takes place on Tuesday, to be a part of this new drama that is intertwined
“I really love the class, and December 15 at 7:00 P.M. advisory cohort. Students between the eight cast
love the way Mrs. Goodrich The last concert of the year who participate in this new members. They make our
teaches us the notes we is March 8th at 7:00 P.M., group have fun and do what lives seem better because
need to hit in each song.” and this is CRHS band/choir they love all at the same of everything that happens
The concert choir senior recognition concert. time, sing. on the show. These eight
Photo by Brittani Eppers
performed Tuesday, people auditioned and got Zaki Abdul fist pumps like Pauly-D
the roles and have made it

CRHS dance team


from Jersey Shore.
big in the TV. industry, “It’s a

Artist profile: Riane Richards


is a pointillism of Edward
it’s our [Autumn and her] “Yes. Most definitely if we
Karissa Larson Scissorhands. It’s a medium
Karissa Larson Staff Writer sized piece and done with
responsibility to make sure were able to pull it together
Staff Writer everyone is on count.” They last year.” only black sharpie, but
The Canyon Ridge Riane Richards, Junior, he took 15 hours and 55
are in charge of making the Good luck Crimson
dance team is back with has been doing artful things minutes to finish,” Riane
girls listen to any changes Line! Show Canyon Ridge
new members and a new since she was in second commented, reflecting on a
and hold the responsibility another great year and keep
name. This year they are grade and her wish is to be personal best.
of keeping them up to date. up the school spirit.
the Crimson Line Dance a future tattoo artist. Art is a wonderful thing
On behalf of Coach
Team. The girls on the team Riane really enjoys the to experience, and Riane
N a t a l i e ,
worked hard all summer art she does, “I just can’t is one of many talented
A u t u m n
and continue that work help myself. I’ve been doing artists at CRHS. Hopefully
and Harlee
every morning in school, it on a constant basis since she will continue to follow
continued,
first period. Their head the second grade.” She was her dreams and become
“We have
coach Natalie Free states, inspired by her sister, “My the Leonardo da Vinci of her
improved a
“The girls are phenomenal!” sister used to have Manga generation.
lot this year
Autumn Robison and (Japanese comic
and we feel
Harlee Nevarez, Juniors, books), and I would
that we look
are both captains and are attempt to draw
a lot better.”
united in making a cohesive the characters in
With upbeat
team. As captains, they them. I’ve since then
music and
have bigger responsibilities ditched the books
team work,
than just showing up and and started to create
the captains
doing their best. Autumn my own style.”
believe that
commented, “I think that When asked
making it
our performances reflect about her favorite
to state is
on how well we do as kind of art, Riane
an absolute Photo by Karissa Larson
captains.” Harlee feels, “like stated, “I would have
p o s s i b i l i t y. Team members practice a new routine in hopes of
making it to state competition in the 2011 round. to say tattooing. It’s
just like regular art,
Albion haunted house horrifies visitors but it can last forever
and is put on a living,
moving canvas.”
of Albion’s Campus Grove anticipating what ghoulish Riane wants to work
Whitney Bell at a tattoo shop in
could easily please any character may jump out at Photo by Karissa Larson
Sports Editor Halloween fanatic, no you. Other rooms seemed Seattle, Washington. Riane currently is working on an artistic inter-
Halloween season matter how brave or jumpy to be modeled after crime “I would have pretation of a city-scape in her seventh period
has come and gone. Many they may be! scenes, haunted nurseries, to say my best piece drawing and painting class.
wonder if they had their It’s no secret that and scenes from the most
fill of fright and horror in compared to the past horrifying movies. When

VIP Text Club


the recent 2010 Halloween. season of 2009; the haunted Morgan Ruggles (Senior)
However, if you were one houses have changed up was asked about what she
of the many who visited their scene a bit. While still thought of the mansions,
the Albion Haunted houses caring the living daylights she quickly replied, “I was so
this year, your Halloween out of those who pass scared, I don’t think I’ve ever
festivities were anything
by dull. With not one but
through, the actors and
houses were themed
ran that fast in my life.”
In conclusion, if you
For updates on
three mansion of sheer
terror, many visitors ended
differently this year, which
offered new frights for all
would like to take part in
this frightening experience
what’s happening... Pottery
up in a horror coma for the visiting. Many rooms in next year, head in the
Mosaics
Text Make
night. On a brighter note, the mansions gave you the direction of the Campus
however, the deserted chills from simply peering Grove buildings in Albion,
campus offered a few into them, and suspense Idaho. There’s no telling Glass
new additions this year, was a key ingredient in that what the Mansions will have

to Jewelry
such as a bounce house the creators of the mansions in store for spectators next
and a friendly campfire. mixed in for spectators’ year.
So when it came down to enjoyment. Many rooms and
it, the Haunted Mansions left you in the darkness,

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more

CSI corn maze review


Cody Cunningham night; especially without a was also pretty awesome to
flashlight. It always seemed go to the corn maze at night
Staff Writer pointless when people when there is no moon and
It’s starting to get were running around the scare unsuspecting families 147 Shoshone
cold outside, must be corn maze with a flashlight. or friends. And of course Street N
fall. Time for hoodies, There really was no there are always the random Twin Falls, ID
Grandma’s hot cocoa, reason to not like the corn corn husks flying through
maze. People always went the air; but don’t get (208) 736-4475
scraping windshields on
the car, carving pumpkins, with a group of friends to caught by the CSI security,
and the corn maze! try and to figure out how to you will be kicked out.
The corn maze was get from the entrance to the So overall with the
a great way to get out of exit the quickest, without security running around
the house and hang out cheating. Or we competed and the corn husks flying
with friends, even when to see who could get from through the air, the
you were freezing your the south side (entrance corn maze was pretty
butt off. Although they side) to the north side of the great. It was easy fun
were fun during the day, corn anyway through the for a dollar per student.
they were way better at corn. Either way it was fun. It
Arts &
Entertainment
Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010
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Local bands Cheyenne Boldt
Features Editor
Local bands seem to be
Bronson Vanwagoner plays
the bass guitar.
These four guys have
merchandise such as shirts
and demo’s.
Another local band is

rock Twin
been playing shows since Enon Chapel. Most of the
popping up all over town.
early 2010, but they have guys in this band happen to
There are a few bands that
all been in other bands, so attend CRHS. They are Dustin
are more notable than the
when they got together it Kinsey, Jeremy Sandoval,

Falls
rest. One of these bands
could only be one thing: Brogun Allen, Justin Seech,
is Atlantis! Falls Under
amazing. A!FU played a and Ryan Kinsey. “Snappin’
otherwise known as A!FU
show on October 15th, and necks and cashin’ checks” is

venues
they play numerous shows
have more shows to come how Brogun Allen spends
at some of the towns local
in the future. most of his days. They had
hot spots like The Radio
They are one of the a concert on the 15th along
Rendezvous. There are four
most watched local bands with A!FU and Persephone.
people in the band; the
because they sing about They plan to have a very
drummer, Jake Jones; the
random things and they prosperous future with their
singer, Graham Hartman;
don’t focus on just one music.
guitar, Sky Crystal; and
thing like love. They sell

Photos by Brittani Eppers

Local members of the bands A!FU and Enon Chapel often come together
in concert to entertain the fans of Twin Falls. They will perform another
show in the middle of November.

Music over the years: rock to techno Get your game-


day groove on
Brittani Eppers needed to fit loosely into and bands can build a fan
Staff Writer the categories of Rock, Pop, base quickly because of
Over the years American Jazz, and only a few more. the internet. That is a huge
music has undergone Today each genre has sub- change from the past. I’m
some radical changes. The genres, and bands and just glad that the music
isolate the percussion
style, the sound, genres, musicians fit neatly into I listen to has withstood Craig Bartlett from the rest of the song
and technologies have them. the test of time. Bands like Staff Writer to create a new sound.
all become way more Young people around Journey, Whitesnake, the
Your game face is on, Modern hip-hop/rap
advanced. In the fifties, Canyon Ridge like Techno Scorpions, and Iron Maiden
and the lights shine down includes sequencers, drum
sixties, and seventies, bands and other fast-paced are still touring and packing
on you as crowds of people machines, and synthesizers,
like the Beatles, Rolling music, so Techno and other in big crowds, including
enter the stadium to watch which are used to create
Stones, Led Zeppelin, and dancing music is currently many teenagers, and these
you play the biggest game tracks with heavy bass and
Pink Floyd redefined music. more popular. Although bands continue to record
of the season. Your heart a quick flow.
Artists Bob Dylan and Tom when asked about how he new CD’s. It doesn’t get any
is pounding as the music The third choice among
Petty have made similar feels about how music has better than that!”
blares out of the stadium Canyon Ridge students was
lasting impressions. changed over the years, Mr. Music may change at
speakers, but what music the number one selling
The biggest change in Ridgeway, science teacher a constant pace, but no
do you hear? genre in the United States:
music is the genre. Now, at Canyon Ridge, had this matter how it changes over
In a school-wide survey rock and roll. Rock and roll
people are more into artists to say, “I like how music generations, people are
determining the best is one of few genres to still
such as the Black Eyed Peas, has changed over the years always going to be listening.
music to warm up to, the use real instruments during
Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, Lady and that there are so many The love for music will never
favorite amongst Riverhawk recording sessions. The
Gaga, Far East Movement, styles. I also think that in change, even though the
students of every genre origins go back as far as
etc. Fifty years ago, bands today’s society, new singers artists do.
is techno. Techno was the 1930’s, where rock and
developed in the mid-80’s roll included high-speed

New music evolution, revolution in Detroit, Michigan, and


was based on European
pop, disco, and electro. It
rhythms on the piano
and loud trumpets and
saxophones, but when the
Breathe Carolina has used the girls go crazy for him. consists of quick beats and 50’s came around, the horns
Cheyenne Boldt
this technique since they He has two albums out rapid rhythms that are great were dropped and rock
Features Editor came out with their first and is working on his third only incorporated guitar,
for getting your heart rate
Over the years many album It’s Classy, not Classic. releasing in 2011 after his up. bass guitar, bass, and often
different styles have been They have two albums and worldwide tour. He is also The next highest pick piano. The drums entered
introduced into the music they are still going strong. coming out with a movie was hip-hop/rap, an ever- in the late 50’s and made
industry. There has been There is also Katy Perry, releasing February of 2011. increasing genre in modern rock and roll a more upbeat,
rock, hip-hop, reggae, she usually sings about Bieber has so much more America. The first hip-hop rowdy genre.
metal, acoustic, and now love, but most of her songs to give, so be ready; he may songs were formed in the So the next time
the new hit is techno. Many 1970’s in the Bronx County you find yourself lacking
are very fast and very liked come out with 16 albums or
artists are now using this of New York City, where motivation on the before
by her fans. She has become more. As long as girls have the African American and that big game, just put on
type of sound to attract an even bigger hit since Bieber Fever there really
their listeners because it Puerto Rican cultures had the genre that best fits you,
the release of her song isn’t any reason to stop the highest influence on and let it pump you up until
is fast-paced and easy to “California Gurls” featuring producing music. society. DJ’s would take game time.
dance to. Snoop Dogg. No matter how much funk and soul music and
Lady Gaga uses a lot of Then there is the the music industry changes
this in her album, The Fame
Monster, and then Christina
infamous Justin Bieber. At
the age of 17, he is currently
there will always be a new
and fresh face to steal the New and upcoming movies
Aguilera started using it in one of the most watched spot light. These artists will the money he wants, and
her album Bionic after she Erica Stewart
and loved artists in the just have to keep making make it out of his coffin or
saw how good the reactions industry. He sings about music and bending their Asst. Managing Editor he will suffocate.
were with Gaga’s work. love and heartbreak, and beats to the new times. Many movies are Megamind the
Dog

coming to theaters for our announced “newest


enjoyment this fall season. superhero” movie is building

Scotch Pines
The list of films includes: tension throughout homes.
The Chronicles of Narnia, Children are anticipating
Paranormal Activity 2, the cartoon about a super-
Megamind, Yogi Bear, and villain left by his parents to
The Human Centipede. take over the world, but are
Training

The Chronicles of Narnia stopped by his archenemy.


s NO FOOD TREATS
Clas ry
is based on a book by C.S. Who will win the fight?
t e r NO SCHOCK COLLARS
Win n Janua
Lewis that was translated In 2008 the world was
into English as well as 47
tI NO WHISTLES told that Yogi Bear was to
Star different languages. This become a new movie that
NO CLICKERS fictional realm is the setting is expected to come out in
for animal talk and magic. December. Staring in this
Stephanie NO PANIC The movie is a constant animation cartoon are Dan
www.scotchpinesdogtraining.com NO LEASHES battle between good and Aykroyd as Yogi Bear, Justin
twopartspraise@cableone.net evil. Timberlake as Boo Boo
208-484-5284 NO KIDDING Another movie coming Bear, and Christine Taylor as
out would be Chain Letter. A Cindy Bear.
group of friends at Carlson Now for the most
High School receives expected movie this fall.
mysterious letters that Paranormal Activity 2 is
makes them decide whether hitting a theater near us.
to open them and complete After millions of requests
what it asks of them, or pass Twin Falls was selected
it on to someone else. How as a premiere city for the
many students will be left second part of this chilling
to suffer the chain letters is documentary. A question
anyone’s guess. has been going around
Buried is a movie about with the suspension, “What
an American truck driver is happening to Hunter?”
taken hostage supplied Watch Paranormal Activity
with only a lighter and a 2, along with the other
325 Eastland Dr, Suite #2 • PO Box 2834 • Twin Falls, ID 83303 cell phone. Paul has only
90 minutes to find his exact
movies, and be the judge
of which movie is best fit to
208-735-3993 ph • 208-228-5229 fax location, give his abductor end 2010.
Humor Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010
9
KFC’s top-secret seasoning revealed
Alex Ridgeway would be the love. In each his mustache continues to
bucket there are about two grow; therefore, a couple
Horoscopes Justice Straub
& cups, handmade by the Col- of hairs can be cut here and
Nic Magee onel himself. there to be added to the Staff Writer
Thirdly, we figured bucket.
Editors caramel. Caramel gives this Ever wonder why this
So s-o, g double o d fried delight that sweet and chicken is so darn addicting,
good. A fantastic line from chewy essence that people well that would be due to Someone is causing you problems.
the classiest of fast food go crazy for. the chocolate. Enough said. Know what you need to do? NOTH-
ING! No one cares about them any-

Aries
joints, the Colonel’s own Another quite obvi- Ever feel that kick when
Kentucky Fried Chicken. The ous ingredient would have biting into your chicken? A way.
Colonel had a dream that to be the whipped cream. small drop of Napalm pro-
one day he would be able to People say that this is the vides this amazing feature.
put out the best fried chick- reason the chicken tastes a With so much napalm left
en known to man, and this little bit like pie: Heaven pie. over from the Vietnam War,
dream came true, but what And then there is the the Colonel was somehow
makes this bucket of juicy strawberry extract. This able to get his hands on all Your love life isn’t exactly going

Taurus
birds so finger-licking good? makes everybody feel as if of it. well. So get out there and do some-
He has put eleven se- they are eating healthy. Finally, the most impor- thing about it! Be spontaneous,
cret herbs and spices into One of the prettier tant ingredient…. Salt and sweep them off their feet. (Not lit-
the mix that we are deter- herbs is the gold. Mined Pepper. This adds mostly all erally though, that might not be a
mined to get to the bot- from only the best valleys the flavor in the Colonels positive for you in their eyes)
tom of, and we have done of Chile; the gold makes the bucket of joy.
just that by hiring a team flavor of the chicken
of highly trained herbs and rich.
spices scientists, but they A tricky spice You’re not doing well at reading

Gemini
were all too dumb, so we that took us a while other people, so stop. People, on
collaborated, studied hard, to reveal is water. This the other hand, are having trouble
and came up with an an- does nothing to the reading you, so just be open!
swer to the greatest mystery flavor; we figure it’s
since the meaning of life. to help you digest the
First we will start off greatest chicken of all
with the obvious primary time. Ever.
spice, cinnamon. It is report- Next is an acci-
ed that the cinnamon adds dental ingredient, but Be detailed, it’s where the party’s
a sort of Christmassy effect, it still compliments at! Just enjoy those little things,
Cancer

and who doesn’t love Christ- the flavor. Bits of the


sometimes they are the best times
mas? Colonels mustache. Photo by Alex Ridgeway
in life.
Possibly the second Although our great Our “experts” have studied and found the
most important ingredient Colonel is long gone, secret behind the finger licking good chicken
at KFC.

Annoyingly overused words Be lazy, just go with the flow. Go


home, close the shades, relax, and
Courtney Cunningham you if you found something amazing soul, innocently be calm, Push your troubles until
else to say. walking his dog saves both tomorrow.
Leo

Managing Editor “So he was like yeah, your brother and cats life.
When walking down and I’m like okay, and he When you finally catch up
the halls of our miraculous was like why are you being you enthusiastically thank
school one hears a wide so like, so rude? And I’m the stranger who saved
array of clever words and like…..” What is wrong with their lives. The nice man
phrases, others are slightly this picture? This was clas- then replies, “No problem.”
lame or boring, and many sic dialogue when we were Fail. “No problem?” That is
are inappropriate or just in 7th grade, now is a time in so impersonal! Believe me,
Virgo

plain overused. This is an in- Be clean. Be neat; sometimes it’s


your life when you need to a “you’re welcome” will take
vitation for the average stu- needed.
start talk- you so much
dent to find something new ing and farther, it is so
to say, and to make our dis- b e h a v - “It might have been slightly much more
cussions rated a little more ing as a funny two years ago, but h e a r t w a r m -
PG-13. “big kid” most of us have grown ing in any
First off we have “your should, be- up enough not to use it.“ situation.
mom” and “that’s what he/ cause it’s Hope-
-Courtney Cunningham
she said.” Although they like really fully this gets You need to chill! Forgive and for-
might have been slightly like annoy- you going in get. If someone makes you angry
Libra

funny two years ago, most ing, right? the right di- or hurts you just say “OK, I’m better
of us have grown up enough Yes. rection as far than you,” and forget it.
not to use it. And for those Situation: Your four as being cleverer with your
who haven’t grown out of it year old brother goes chas- choice of words, so good
yet; It. Is. Not. Funny. Guys, I ing the cat right into the luck! But please try not to
guarantee that 85% of your street, where a bass thump- be too enthusiastic or cre-
girlfriends do not think it is ing car comes hurling down ative with your word choice,
funny, they probably find it the street, its driver clearly because if you are you will
offensive, and so it would not paying attention. So an probably sound like an idiot.
probably be a lot better for
Go party! Live it up. Have fun and
Scorpio

let loose.

The Beatles Crossword by Kameron Yeggy


1 2

3
Sagittarius

4 5 6
You need to take it slow; if you
7 don’t your day is going to be horrid.
8

10
Capricorn

Go learn. Surf the web for facts.


Be smart. If things are looking up,
11 make them even better.

12
Aquarius

Details are important. Don’t go


skipping steps in life. Who knows
what will come from it.
ACROSS DOWN
3 This guy kills people with a shiny tool. 1 We all live in a ____ _______.
4 Beatles' frontman 2 I get by with a little help from my ____.
9 I am the eggman, they are the eggman. I 5 I want to be under the sea, in an _____'s Someone needs your help; go help
am the ____. ______ in the shade. them. If they need you then go for
Pisces

10 You don't know how lucky you are, to 6 Beatles' drummer it. There will be a reward in the fu-
be back in the _._._._. 7 ___. _____'_ Lonely Hearts Club Band ture for your generous act of kind-
11 Beatles' bassist 8 It sings in the dead of night. ness.
12 Beatles' guitarist
Answers on page 10
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Humor
Thanksgiving for dummies: the sup-
posed birth of an annual holiday tradition
Dummies. It was truly made They ended up landing in them many things, like place and it has happened
for a dummy by a dummy. It America on a place called how to plant corn and stuff, every year after that.
goes a little something like Plymouth Rock. They and the Pilgrims showed Thanks for reading
this. were trying to build their them an item some people Thanksgiving-for-Dummies,
Chase Petty Once upon a time, bungalows for a cozy stay like to call a gun. So they the ever so clever
Humor Editor there were these wannabe when they made contact exchanged gifts and then way of learning about
Have you ever wanted explorers called pilgrims with Native Americans, but one thing led to another Thanksgiving quickly and
a quick and easy way riding on a boat named since the Pilgrims thought and they were all on top of easily. Remember, hug a
to read about the first after a flower. They were they were in India, they each other with food. Then Native American. They
Thanksgiving? Now you searching for a route to the called them Indians. in November of 1621, the helped form our country.
can with Thanksgiving-for- West Indies or something. The Indians showed first ever Thanksgiving took

Ugly Pets need love too


10 ways to... Alexis Bowler
and I would never want to
have one!” Ugly pets are
day, and last that annoying
bark that they love to do.

Use a water bottle Staff Writer


All around the world
there are pets that just
indeed ugly and they are
everywhere, but perhaps
there is more to them then
Some animals do have more
qualities then just being
ugly.
don’t seem like they should just ugly. There are many types
be allowed to be seen in For instance, that drool of ugly animals everywhere

1 Drink out of it.


public. These animals may
be fun and loving, but they
that comes out of their
mouth when they are so
and they are not getting
any cuter. Junior Masyn
make one want to pet them happy to see their owner Malmstrom says, “I think
with their eyes closed. or when they are so excited Chihuahua’s are pretty ugly
A pet should be cute, to see people that their and hairless cats are pretty
not an ugly rag doll; they hair stands up on the back ugly too!” Everyone has
should be something that of their neck, well, for the his own opinion on which
one is looking forward to ones who even have hair. animals are ugly or cute, but
seeing when they come Also, those big eyes that get in all fairness most of them
2 Recycle it. home every day. Kimmy
Crowley, Junior, states, “Ugly
bigger when they see their
owner for the first time all
are going to be ugly in their
own way.
pets are funny looking,

Pick-up lines with no guarentees


“Hey, I just realized this, but decided to bring out the big
3 Hit someone Nic Magee
Staff Writer
you look a lot like my next
girlfriend.” I recorded a total
gun. I rolled up my sleeve,
reached down, and pulled
with it. As men, we are used to of 4 slaps, 3 dirty looks, and this one out of my pocket.
rejection, especially in the 3 go away’s! Not one date! “If you were the new burger
girl department, but every Then there was the at McDonalds you would
once in a blue moon there classic, “Are you lost because be the McGorgeous.” To my
is that one, “yes”. That one, heaven is a long way from utter surprise again I was
“yes” isn’t cutting it; the here?” I got 4 huh’s, 2 what’s, rejected.
numbers are too low, and I and 4 “go away weirdo.” What is wrong with
4 Make a tele- believe the reason for this is
the decline in pick up lines.
Again, not even a single
date.
the world today? It’s as if
no one wants to hear the
scope out of it. Pick up lines are solely Now I was determined genius behind pick up lines.
the main reason that men that this one would seal the Whatever happened to
in this world have a chance deal. “Let’s make like a fabric having a nice young chap
with the ladies(Not really). I softener, and snuggle.” walk up to a nice gal and
recently picked a few of my I was called a couple of spill his heart out in the
Twist it and favorite pick up lines, put inappropriate names and terms of a couple cheesy

5
them to the test on a couple was told never to talk to sentences to successfully
shoot off the of dimes, and these were them again. get a date?
the results.
cap. When using the line,
By now I’m kind of on
a losing streak here, so I

Poke a hole
in the lid and
J&K but we’re not kidding
6 squeeze it to
Kameron Yeggy
&
Dear J&K, Dear Philosopher,
This girl is going to ask me Breakfast.
make it a water Justice Straub to Sadie’s, but I don’t like
gun. Staff Writers her. She scares me and I Dear J&K,
Dear J&K, don’t want to go with her, An old guy watches me
I’m trying to make the but don’t want to be mean sleep from my window
basketball team, but I’m and say no. What do I do? every night. What do I do to
Use it as a way to short compared to -Reluctant Dancer get rid of him?
everyone else. What should -Public Napper
7 weight to exer-
cise with.
I do to get on the team?
-Shorty
Dear Dancer,
Just tell her, “I’d love to, can Dear Napper,
my girlfriend come too?” Trade rooms with a sibling,
Dear Shorty, or hit him in the face with a
If you really want a position Dear J&K, large rock!
on the team, there isn’t What should I do with
much we can do to help you the million dollars Dear J&K,
grow, but I hear water boy is I….”inherited”? I hate my best friend’s
-Richie girlfriend but I don’t know
8 Use it as a por-
table shower.
available.
Dear Richie,
what to do to break them
up. What should I do?
Dear J&K,
My hair is out of control! It Build a tree fort; what else Hating Her
won’t do anything I want it could you possibly want?
to and I have a class with the Dear Hater,
guy I like! What can I do? Dear J&K, You could take the high
-Hair Troubles I’ve been thinking a lot road and talk to him, but
about life lately. What is the who actually does that? Lie

9
secret to success? and say she’s a cheater. That
Make a rocket Dear Troubles,
-Philosopher should end it.
Gel up dawg, problem solved .
out of it.

Put your sun-


10 flower seeds in
it.

The Beatles’ Crossword Key Down:


Across: 1. Yellow Submarine
3. Maxwells Silver Hammer 2. Friends
4. John Lennon 5. Octopus Garden
9. Walrus 6. Ringo Starr
10. USSR 7. Sgt Peppers
11. Paul McCartney 8. Blackbird
12. George Harrison Comic by Shantya Runkle
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Boys and girls soccer: the outcome TJ crosses the country
Jesse Partida scored two second round. him ready for the terrain of
Courtney Cunningham Alex Ridgeway the meets, which is always
goals in regular play as well Unfortunately, both the
Managing Editor as Twin Falls. They went in girls and the boys teams Arts & Entertainment changing. It also makes
This year many fall to sudden death, overtime, were eliminated in the Editor his legs sore, which makes
sports have done much and the score remained playoffs in the third round, As you think to yourself, the final part of his workout
better than in their breakout tied 2-2. The match then the girls fell to Jerome and “Man, it is cold out here!” more realistic, as if it were
season last year; two teams went into a shootout where the boys to Twin Falls. Even there is a Senior who stands the end of a cross country
are doing exceptionally Canyon Ridge won scoring though neither team made nearly naked in the great race. He ends his day with
well: boys’ and girls’ soccer. three goals over Twin Falls it to state both teams did outdoors, jumping around some build-up sprints.
Although the boys’ had a who scored one. very well and will continue to get ready for another day Will all of his hard work
better record last season, The girls went into the to do so in future seasons. of cross country practice. pay off? Soon the state meet
they have still done very playoffs in fourth place Kristi Mishler, girls’ varsity Though he is a very private will have its participants set,
well this year. The girls on and were pitted against assistant says, “The girls man, T.J. Richardson has and the world will find out
the other hand have greatly Jerome in the first round. played very well for us this allowed an exclusive look if T.J. will get the chance to
improved their record from After a tough game in the season; I am proud to be into his life during the fall take the title.
last year. rain, the girls were able to their coach!” season.
Brian Gillenwater, Cody hold on their “I train all the time;
Ottersburg, and Matt Hess one goal three to four hours a day in
are the coaches for the lead. Jayd the summer.” This grueling
varsity soccer boys, helping Wartluft, schedule of running has
them achieve the win-loss- s e n i o r, earned T.J. one of the spots
tie record of (3-11-2) and per formed at the very top of the list
(1-7-2) in the conference. very well for the cross country team.
The girls’ varsity soccer in goal During these three to four
team’s head coach is Christa shutting hours, he warms up with
Tackett and the assistant out Jerome, a three-mile run (yes I said
coach is Kristi Mishler. This while senior WARMS UP!), followed
year they have done much B o n n i e by some sprints up hills Photo by Whitney Bell

better achieving the overall Detweiler to build his strength and Proud of his accomplishments, TJ
scored in the Richardson(senoir) poses for the
record of (5-10) and in the endurance. This helps get
first half. The camera.
conference a (4-6.)

Idaho football
By playoff time the boys went
boys were in the 6th seed, on into the
and they went into the first playoffs to Retreiving the ball and kickingPhoto by Courtney Cunningham
it from the goal, Jayd
round matched up with fell to WoodWartluft (senior) does her best to keep the goal safe
Twin Falls. In the game River in the
this year, let’s hope that they

The amazing revival of Oop!


Nic Magee can execute. Go Broncos!”
Staff Writer Then we have the Idaho
Vandals, out of Moscow
Idaho’s not known for Idaho. The Vandals have not
its football, most people been a very good football
Alex Ridgeway family members were killed Breakfast, Burhaneus, and think it’s all about potatoes.
by ravenous fans, home Black Mole. team for the last couple of
Arts & Entertainment Little do they know that we years, but after last year’s
courts were burned down Crowd attendance have three major college
Editor in many of the respective is predicted to be in the Humanitarian Bowl win over
football teams. Two of which Bowling Green, the Vandals
In the spring of 2010, countries that they were billions for each game, so are in Division 1A (FBS), and
a new sport took storm of built, and “N” disappeared get your tickets as quickly have been on a roll. With a
the other in Division 1AA respectable record of 3 wins
the entire world (well, Twin from the face of the Earth; as possible. The sophomore (FCS). The two FBS teams
Falls). Oop became the soul experts and analysts have season began on October and 2 losses, the Vandals
are the No. 3 nationally have proved that they mean
reason for eight players and reason to believe that he 16 with rivalry week. Oop ranked Boise State Broncos,
their millions of fans to keep was in Afghanistan hunting Gameday was broadcast business. With key wins
and the Idaho Vandals. In over UNLV and Western
themselves alive. “Jufro” was Osama Bin Ladin, but now in Compton for the most the FCS, we have the Idaho
undefeated going into the our favorite league has new anticipated match-up of Michigan, the Vandals look
State Bengals. to keep rolling throughout
playoffs but failed to make life. week one, Jufro against First we begin with the
the championship game It started out as the hostile environment of the rest of the season. And
Broncos, they are having with a quarterback like
after a controversial call by just a rumor, but after the defending champion, their best season ever so far
the officials in the video many strenuous hours of “N.” Don’t be mistaken, this Nathan Enderle taking
with 5 wins and 0 losses, and snaps, it looks like nothing
review booth; that distinct conversation, the league year’s playoffs WILL be the they are currently ranked #3
honor went to “Wonder has agreed to come back most heated event of all but good things in store for
in the nation. The Bronco’s the Idaho Vandals. “As long
Bread” and “N,” who made for a second season! The time, and is absolutely sure first game of the season was
a solid matchup for the top authorities of Oop have to divide the entire world as Idaho isn’t playing Boise,
their toughest challenge I will root for them, but still,
famous Plunger Bowl. “N” determined that the top into eight different sections as they snuck pat Virginia
took home the trophy (a five, in order, will be “N,” of fans. Actually, it will be go Broncos!” Sweesy added.
Tech by a score of 33- 30. Now for the Idaho
plunger) after his 21-16 win. Wonder Bread, Jufro, Flying seven sides, due to the They have also played a
That’s when things Dutchman, and the surprise inability that Llamo has to State Bengals. The Bengals
very good Oregon State have taken a turn for the
took a downhill turn for pick, Llamo. The three losers keep his supporters while team, beating them 37-24.
the universe’s top sports who will begin the year he loses. Choose your team worst this season with a 1-5
The very last test that Boise record. They beat Montana
league. Many of the players’ unranked are Portuguese wisely. State has will be against the Western 32-3. The Bengals
#19 ranked Nevada Wolf are looking to finish up the

The return of Tiger


Pack on Friday November season strong, and turn
16th. The Broncos are led by it around. With a young
senior, Kellen Moore, who quarterback, Kyle Morris
has passed for 1,336 yards under center, the Bengals
so far this season, and is a believe that these next
Craig Bartlett May 9, the first three rounds From late June until the end Heisman hopeful. Senior
scoring 70-71-71. While of September, Tiger went couple of years are looking
Colton Sweesy said, “The good.
Staff Writer on the seventh hole of the on a streak of low scores, Broncos have potential to
Everyone knows about fourth round, Tiger was two ranking as low as seventy- be the best in the nation
Tiger Woods’ infamous over par and left due to a eighth, until October, when
scandal that occurred
Superbowl predictions
neck injury, but was back a he placed second in the
in late 2009. But since month later at The Memorial Ryder Cup, shooting two
then, does anyone worry Tournament in Dublin, under-par.
about rankings and scores Ohio. He made the cut, but His next tournament is
anymore? Or is the focus finished tied at nineteenth the WGC-HSBC Champions, Michael Chapple sitting at home watching
still on his personal life. place, the worst he’d done which will take place a rematch of last year’s
Staff Writer NFC Championship game
He returned to the PGA in that tournament since November 4, in Shanghai, When the time comes when Minnesota and
Tour early April 2010 in The 2002. China, which will be for Super Bowl XLV to hit the New Orleans square off
Masters Tournament, tying His next tournament followed by the JBWere “Jerry Dome” in Arlington, with the defending Super
for fourth. Later in April he was the U.S. Open, held Masters tournament and the Texas, I can make one Bowl champs breaking
participated in the Quail June 17 at Pebble Beach, Chevron World Challenge. guarantee, the hometown the Madden curse and
Hollow Championship, California. Woods shot five Hopefully Tiger can get his Cowboys will not be playing returning to the Super Bowl.
but was cut from the under-par 66 on day one, career together again and for the Lombardi Trophy. In the AFC, contenders
tournament after shooting putting him in first, but was keep all the scoring on the When asked who they will be Baltimore,
eight strokes over. three over-par on day two, golf course. thought would win the Indianapolis, San Diego, the
Woods competed in leaving him tied for fourth. Super Bowl and why, Colton Jets and Houston.
the Players Championship
Whittemore a junior says, “I After eliminating

Sports legend: Jordan


think the New York Jets will the contenders from the
win the Super Bowl. Mark pretenders, only Baltimore
Sanchez is playing at a high and the Jets will play for the
level and their defense is AFC Championship.
among the league’s best.” Much to the dismay of
Chase Petty Carolina where he won the all three-peats, which is a Also Jesse Andrus also a the upstart Jets and their
1982 national championship hard thing to do. He prides junior comments, “I think
Humor Editor fans, Baltimore has done
as a freshman and in his himself off of his defense the Atlanta Falcons will win
He is a hall of famer way too much this off-
junior year. In 1984 he won having a record of nine All- the Super Bowl because
and possibly the best player season to improve its roster,
the Naismith and Wooden Defensive first team awards. they are 4 and 1 and beat
to ever step his glorious and that depth will put
awards according to http:// Michael was inducted the last year Super Bowl
size 13 foot onto a court. them over the green and
www.nba.com/playerfile/ into the hall of fame champs, the New Orleans
He is Michael “Air” Jordan. white, who will struggle on
michael_jordan/bio.html. on September 11, 2009 Saints.”
Michael Jordan was an offense when Mark Sanchez
Jordan was a beast remembering his famous The NFC’s top teams
all around player but was suffers a sophomore slump.
throughout his NBA career forever. this season will be some
mostly a scorer who never When it comes down
basketball career averaging Michael is one of the of the old, blended with a
averaged less than 20 points to it, ultimately, the Ravens
30.1 points per game, 2.3 top players to ever play little bit of the new. Look
a season. Jordan is 6 feet 6 defense will prove to be too
steals, 5.3 assists, and 6.2 the game; maybe even the for the Cowboys, Packers,
in. tall with extraordinary much for the New Orleans
rebounds. Furthermore, greatest. He revolutionized Minnesota, New Orleans
skills and was very good offense and Drew Brees.
he was the five time MVP the sport with his grace and Atlanta to make the
at maneuvering in the air Congrats to the Ravens,
who led his team to 6 about the court and his final five.
around defenders for the this is their year. Hopefully
championship wins. All of desire to win. No one can Unfortunately for
score. they will take full advantage
his championships were be compared to him, not the Cowboys, Packers
Michael’s skill set got of it.
done fashionably by being even the LeBron James. and Atlanta they will be
him a scholarship to North
12 The Canyon Ridge High
School creative writing class
would like to take this op-
portunity to share with you,
Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, November 2, 2010

High School Halls


Shantya Runkle

This is what we do,


C reative
Writing
Climb up,
the reader, the fruits of their Climb down,
labor. Under the direction Walk back and forth,
of Ms. Carey, these student We shuffle and hustle,
have planted seeds of cre- ‘Till the final bell sounds.
ativity which have bloomed
into flowers of poetry. We bump,
If you are interested in We run into one another,
submitting poems, short And sometimes we trip and
fall.
stories, or illustrations,
Principle hawk stands there
please e-mail a digital watching,
copy of your submission As the couples in the hall,
to reichenbachbr@tfsd.org Just keep on passing.
or stop by room 413. We
also accept letters and story We slave,
ideas. We toil,
We work day and night,
When The Night Falls To scratch up a merger
By: Heidi Westcott earning,
In this rollercoaster called
When the night falls life.
And the lights go out
The mocking bird calls But we strife,
Nocturne creatures come We fight,
out. And we keep on searching,
For some kind of hidden
When the bell rings hope,
Signaling life ends That in our future is lurking.
The Blue Jay takes to wings
To the spirits we send. This is our job,
This is our prison,
Behind the deep dark walls This is high school,
To find ourselves blind And we’re who they let in,
And in deaths halls Stranded souls looking for
Do we leave behind. reason,
To continue on to gain I Am Me
When does life begin some meaning. By Dusty Nowland
And where does it end.
So just keep rushing, I am me here I am.
All Black
Keep fighting, I enjoy exercise that people
By Dakota Lyons
And trying, hate.
To make the grade, I like bright colors, cause I’m
All mourning
Because tomorrow is all scared of the dark.
All night,
that matters, I don’t like people at first…
Just sitting
And tomorrow starts today. or 2nd or 3rd.
Never die,
Keep shining I am me here I am.
Always light, Pink I won’t change unless I
Close your eyes By Bryanna Morales want to.
Never black I will block everyone out
Need a candle The shyest of all colors, but when I’m sad.
Not original, the most genuine I’ll hurt you, but not on
All black Cotton Candy and purpose.
Light it, now bubblegum filling the air I am me here I am.
Do you see it? Lollipops, and as well as I am stupid in a smart way.
Do you see anything? Barbie Dolls I don’t like you yelling at
I told you me.
All black, Pink is in the sky during a I don’t like someone
Do you see the light? sunset touching my face.
No, it’s all black and wait And as well as in a field of I am me here I am.
I heard something flowers I’m good at twisting words.
A split, I don’t like promise
Do you see the red? Passion and sweet candy I always make mistakes.
It looks like blood While Pepto-Bismol curing I am creative beyond
From a broken heart your sicknesses measure.
I don’t know And as well as cooked I am me here I am.
Who’s mine or yours? Salmon I’m different
Mine, I feel a hole I’m difficult
Only a hole Pink is pure I’m a princess, but only
Did my heart break? Its is the inside of the daddy’s princess
Does he not like me watermelon I am me here I am.
anymore? Sweet and juicy

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behind my back? Soft and warm is pink
Blow the candle out It is Valentine’s Day
It’s all bright red, The fuzzy socks in a cold
Everywhere. winter morning.

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