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By Dan Lungu
As he stood in front of the bathroom mirror and
painstakingly tweezed at the hair tufts growing out of his
ears, Mr Stoenescu remembered a joke he'd heard the day
before and, tee-hee-hee, chuckled unwittingly. There was
still plenty of time till his nephew was due. However, he had
his routines and they came first. The blare of the TV was
wafting in from the dining room. He trimmed his ear- and
nose-hair every two weeks, yet when it came to shaving, he'd
do it every morning, day in, day out, somehow out of reflex,
a reflex going back to the times he used to hold a position.
Thanks to the circumstances, he'd come to be charged with
major responsibilities from a young age, yup, he chuckled
again, he'd been appointed to a great variety of senior
positions, quite delicate some of them, but that's another
story. In the beginning he'd found it quite hard, the shaving
bit, that is, as he was only used to taking a bath on Saturdays,
in the cask, behind the stable in summer and in the heated
kitchen in winter. In the shade of the adobe wall, under the
ink-blue sky, not far from the plot where the maize plants
were rustling, he'd scrub his own back, for his father had died
in the war and male siblings he had none only sisters. His
father had breathed his last on the eastern front, yet his
mother, his sisters and himself had claimed all their lives, as
counselled by some tovarisch, that he'd died a hero's death
on the western front fighting the fascists, but that's another
story. For fifty years he'd been fresh shaved every morning,
with the odd exception. He'd scrape his straight- or safety-
razor across his cheek, carefully stretching the skin with two
fingers, whilst listening to the radio or the TV. He'd enjoy the
familiar cracking of stub, rapt in contemplation of the lather,
thick as whipped cream, revealing swathe upon florid
swathe of freshened up skin, ready to show 'em all who's top
dog. At his mother's death he was expected, according to
custom, not to interfere with the growth of his beard for forty
days. And he would have fain gone ahead and done it, hadn't
he, 36 hours into his mourning, received a phone call from a
friend warning him he was being rumoured to have fallen
pray to superstition. He'd always had friends in high places,
whom he'd do favours to in his turn. So he removed his black
armband and glided his razor over his cheeks thus fending
off trouble. It was much later that he started addressing the
issue of his nose and ear hair, when it no longer posed the risk
of being associated with bourgeois practices which would
have incurred serious problems for him. Not unlike the spot
of trouble Dinu had run into, right?
Oh well, funny how of late the smallest gestured
seemed to recall scenes long gone and whatever he touched
displayed its long, tangled roots, thrust deep and spread
throughout a past he'd thought long since consumed by dry
rot, feeding on its soil. He was, of course, in his bathroom
tiled in shades of walnut, complete with Italian basin and
shower, somewhere central, with the shade of trees
soothingly seeping in through the window. Yet he found
himself simultaneously in other rooms his life had taken him
to, like, for instance, a wooden shack, at the youth
construction site he's dipping his shaving brush into a tin
once holding sardines, now filled with cold river water, in
preparation of calling a rally with slogans dispatched from
high up. As if history itself consisted of a sequence of rooms,
not unlike an immense house with rooms opening into each
other; you go from room to room, and there's no way you
could have reached the one you're in at the moment, the one
you're having your tea or shaving in, if you hadn't crossed all
the rooms leading to it. A kind of causality he startled at the
word. That happened to him occasionally, out of reflex,
when delicate words popped into his thoughts. Time was
when such words could have landed him in trouble if, giving
free rein to his thoughts, he would have used them idly, but
that's another story. A brief, fleeting startle. Like a bird's
shadow on a child's hopscotch, he felt like saying, but there
was no one to say it to. His cheeks were now flaccid. His
bushy eyebrows, though, which could give people the
shivers in their day, had not entirely lost their volume. They
still kept something of the electricity of power. On the
whole, he was pleased with his looks. Other folks in his age,
or even younger, were already feeding the linden trees in the
cemetery. True, tee-hee-hee, in his age other folks were
presidents, but that's another story. Oh well, it had started
some time back, more precisely, after having that dream,
hmmm, what should he call it?, unusual… surreal. Since that
time he'd started remembering all sorts of things, the past
seemed closer than ever, his skin was crawling with history.
Mr Esco
(a national epopee,
coming-of-age novel and riddle)