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What are the craziest, odd or strange things you have done with or
inserted into your vagina?

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United States

Age Country Race Marital Sexual Stature What are the craziest, odd
status orientation or strange things you have
done with or inserted into
your vagina?

18 United States Other Single Straight 170 Today I was in my back yard
when I inserted my little
sister’s bouncy ball into my
vagina.
27 United States Caucasian Single Straight 193 I have inserted a magazine

18 United States African Single Bi-sexual 198 I used a stuffed kitten to

Decent masturbate

18 United States Other Single Straight 170 I inserted a metal pole into
my vagina.

18 United States Other Single Straight 170 I inserted a bottle into my

vagina.

18 United States African Single Straight 165 About 2 weeks age me and
Decent my boyfriend took a
homemade dildo kit and
filled it with water not the
rubber mix we froze the
water, then I took a hot
bath making sure my pussy
was red hot. Then I
masturbated with the ice
dick and made my boy
friend drink the water.

24 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 I once inserted an entire

pen into my vagina totally,
and did not get it back until
my menstruation cycle.
33 United States Hispanic Single Bi-sexual 152 I will do anything. I have no
respect for my hole.

27 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 I have gotten all of a Rolling
Rock beer bottle in me. I did
it at a party with a lot of
people urging me on. My
girlfriend has gotten her
entire fist in me

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19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Let a guy pee in me. Had a
dog hump me, and get his
cock inside of me. Had a girl
drink cum out of me with a
straw. Inserted a cell phone
in a condom, set on vibrate.
Lots of food (see below).
Done some fisting. Also got
into vacuum pumping my
vagina.
24 United States Caucasian Single Straight 168 I got one of those gourd
things. I wanted to push the
wide end into me and use
the skinny end as a handle
to fuck myself. It was hard
to get in, but I was really
horny, and once I got it in I
loved the sensation of my
vagina being stretched so
much. While the big end
was inside me, about three
inches of the little end stuck
out of my vagina, and I was
able to manipulate it and
have the skinny end rub my
clit while the big end
stretched me internally.
God, how I love being
penetrated. I am so glad I
am a girl.
40 United States Caucasian Married Straight 168 A cucumber

33 United States Caucasian married Straight 165 Banana

20 United States Caucasian Single Straight 170 I found your link on a pussy-
pumping site, and have
been into pumping for
several years now. My
friend got me into it when I
was little, and I would watch
and help him use his penis
pump. After he would cum,
I would ask him to pump my
vagina. I would love to
watch, and feel, my pussy
expand into the tube. Now I
have several vaginal pumps,
and my friend and I will get
together and spend the
night pumping each other. I

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also do a lot of inserting of

toys and stuff with him.

25 United States Caucasian married Straight 165 A broom stick

41 United States Other Single Straight 170 Carrot, highlighter,

28 United States Caucasian Married Straight 160 A flash light, a cucumber, a

brush handle, a small bottle

28 United States Caucasian Single Straight 170 My fist

39 United States Caucasian Married Straight 124 I use to look all over for
things I could insert. I
inserted the wide end of a
tapered candle several
times. I had a small squirt
bottle that I would fill with
warm water and insert then
squirt the water into my
vagina.

19 United States Other Single Straight 175 An electric tooth brush

19 United States African Single Bi-sexual 178 A banana

Decent

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21 United States Caucasian Single Straight 178 My dog was smelling my

vagina after I got out of the
shower, I wanted to see
what he wanted to do, so I
got on all fours and he
started to lick me. It felt
good so I let him. I achieved
an orgasm real quick. Before
I knew it he mounted me, I
was scared and was trying
to get away when his penis
slipped in me, he trusted
hard and the base of his
penis started to swell in me.
I was scared he swelled up
so big in me I could not
separate from him. I felt his
penis pulsating in me, he
was pumping sperm in me
by the gallon, and this went
on for 20 minutes. when he
separated from me sperm
was dripping out of me for
over an hour , I was so
turned on I have let him do
me any time he wanted
after that, I got caught by
my husband locked up with
the dog once, he got turned
on....
20 United States Other Single Straight 155 Pretty Pink Highlighter

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34 United States Caucasian married Straight 165 One this we did at a party
with boys in there was I
inserted a microphone a
small skin computer
microphone) in there and
you could hear how it
sounded when I walked!
After that since part of the
microphone was still out a
boy came up and started to
pull it out with his teeth and
then he put the entire
microphone in his mouth
and said I have never taste a
vagina this good !!!!! Then
in front of everyone I, the
party he started to mess
with my vagina and nipples
he was so good at it. Then
he sucked my nipples as no
other man had done before.
Then he performed oral sex
on me and he was the best.
Then I performed oral sex
on him and everyone was
just watching and throwing
money! Then he sucked my
nipples some more then we
started to make out and he
was so good at every little
thing he did to me. Then he
sucked them so good and
he did oral sex to my vagina
so good that I stated to
cramp! Then we had sex in
front of everyone then
everyone got in the mood,
grabbed a partner, and
went for it! We had sex and
then he put his penis inside
me again! he ended up
doing this 30 times it felt
incredible I was cumming
like a crazy woman I have
never felt anything like that
before!!!! Then after that,
we had sex every day for 6
month that is about 186
times! I had never done this
in my life but now we are to
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still have sex at least 6 times

every month and we got
married!

37 United States African Married Straight 163 Vacuum cleaner handle

Decent

59 United States Caucasian Married Straight 155 Vibrating dildo

26 United States Caucasian Single Straight 168 I have inserted a large

lollypop

36 United States Caucasian married Straight 168 Beer bottle

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 A pickle

23 United States Caucasian Single Straight 168 Cucumber

50 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 135 I’ve put 2 dildos up there

18 United States Caucasian Single Lesbian 91 I have inserted a glue stick

(the lid was off)
19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 168 Inserted the end of a small
hockey stick inside.
39 United States Caucasian Married Straight 124 A candle

30 United States Hispanic Single Straight 170 Vegetable

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44 United States Caucasian Married Straight 160 Cucumber, banana, very

large dildos, fisting from my
husband
47 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 Dildos and food

20 United States Caucasian Single Lesbian 152 Scissors and knives

18 United States Caucasian Single Lesbian 175 I set a game controller to

vibrate and put in my vagina
when I was 12
42 United States Caucasian married Straight 168 Fist

25 United States Caucasian Single Straight 178 Stick shifter

35 United States Caucasian Single Straight 173 Cucumber

27 United States Other Single Lesbian 122 Put my girlfriends foot in my

vagina

22 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 A kids balloon and then had
my man blow it up and tie a
knot in it, cut off the
remainder of the balloon
and then lube it up and fuck
him with it inside.

19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 I have inserted lava lamps,
cucumbers, banana's,
couple of beer cans, and a
flash light

32 United States Caucasian Married Straight 165 Sat on a beer bottle

18 United States African Single Straight 163 A pickle... a toothbrush

Decent holder case. A large pen...
Perfume tops... an end of a
brush... Anything that was
around the house

21 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 155 2 two hands and arms, one
almost to the elbow, the
other one about 3 inches
from the elbow, would have
gone further but his arm got
too dry, also at the same
time my husband had his 11
and half in my anus, that’s
the hottest ever got. Only
did this once wow

19 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 175 Alive tree

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20 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 170 Oh, I guess I have put many
things in there. Never a
dildo though, surprisingly... I
guess I just have not gotten
around to buying one.

29 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 I had sex with my "butch"
he is full blooded boxer
breed
18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Stuck a 100-dollar bill in it.

18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 157 Test tube, Ice, popsicles
(would not recommend
unless they are sugar free),
Nasal spray bottle, Medicine
bottles, Toothbrush,
Probably some other things
I cannot think of at the
moment. Oh, big fake
pearls, too.
27 United States Other Single Straight 183 Baseball, baseball bat

18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 175 Pens, crayons, rulers, mostly
school supplies when I was
young. I once had a fetish
for putting game controller
cords up my vagina back
when I was heavily into
gaming.

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 170 I put a toy light-saber up

there

26 United States African Single Bi-sexual 160 An entire wine bottle

Decent

28 United States Hispanic Married Straight 155 The fat end of a baseball bat
and after going in an out
only 2 time I squirted cum
while my hubby sucked my
clit then we tried a bowling
pin that was ooh so dam
good I did not know I could
cum so dam many times
and this was the first time I
squirted wow

25 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 Hmmm...A coke can...

22 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 170 I put a scope up inside my

vagina.
27 United States Caucasian married Straight 165 A coke can

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25 United States Caucasian Married Straight 163 Pencil

18 United States Caucasian Single Lesbian 160 Cell phone

67 United States Other Single Lesbian 127 My late partner's prosthetic

leg.
18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 170 A horses dick

31 United States Caucasian Married Straight 168 Part of my girlfriend's

swimming trophy! It has a
figure that is diving with
arms together overhead. It
is smooth and not all that
big but it was fun to tease
her with it. I used it after
she used it inside of her too.
We both laugh when we
hear anyone ever say
anything about a trophy.
21 United States Caucasian Married Straight 165 A flashlight

28 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 Cucumber

64 United States Caucasian Married Straight 160 Cucumber

37 United States Caucasian Married Straight 160 Everything from my sons

toys to shoes

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 Dollar bills

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 Ice cream scoop

34 United States Caucasian Married Straight 157 Cucumber

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Hotdog

21 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 My dog penetrated me

18 United States Hispanic Single Straight 168 Popsicle

23 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Candle

27 United States Caucasian Married Straight 157 An ex boyfriend's penis!

34 United States Caucasian Married Straight 160 Flashlight

49 United States Caucasian Married Straight 168 Cucumber

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Banana

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 152 Keys

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 A Lego palm tree

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38 United States Caucasian Married Straight 168 Like everything smooth and
thin

19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 A toy sword top

22 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 Coke bottle

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 Flashlight

18 United States Hispanic Single Straight 168 Spoon

19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 I've tried a cucumber once
but it was pretty big so we
peeled it and it fit good

19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Stick

21 United States Hispanic Single Straight 168 A thick crayola marker. The
strangest thing I ever
masturbated on though is
my bass guitar. I did not
actually insert it; I simply
rubbed my vulva on it.
18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 170 Male penis

28 United States Hispanic Married Bi-sexual 168 Tic Tacs! Yes, those mints
can really turn you on.
Beware they get really hot.

20 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 A broom handle

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 Bowling pin

23 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 A glass test tube

40 United States Caucasian Married Straight 160 Cherries

29 United States Caucasian Married Straight 157 Hotdog

18 United States Caucasian Married Straight 152 Butter knife

18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 142 n/a

26 United States Hispanic Single Straight 170 20 marbles

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 152 Hotdog

22 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Cucumber

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 Football, softball, clothes,

used like a pocket or purse,
small animals, horse penis

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31 United States Other Single Straight 170 I have taken a popsicle and
stuck it in my vagina and
had my partner drink it as it
came out
24 United States Caucasian Single Straight 168 Candle

19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 A soda bottle

23 United States Caucasian Married Straight 168 Cucumber

64 United States Caucasian Married Straight 168 Cucumber

28 United States Caucasian married Straight 165 A coke can

35 United States Caucasian Married Straight 178 Vibrator penis,

37 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 A piece of corn on the cob

22 United States Caucasian Single Straight 185 I have put a marker in my

vagina

21 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 Money

34 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 Fisting

19 United States Other Single Bi-sexual 165 Inserted a Coke can...it is

the craziest because I like
Pepsi better.

71 United States Caucasian Married Lesbian 165 Store illicit substances while
crossing the border to the
Czech republic.
20 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 Shot ping pong ball out of.

36 United States Caucasian married Straight 168 Light bulbs

22 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 Beer bottle, end of hair
brush, fist
37 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 I had it filled with fruit and
my partner takes a spoon
and eats all the fruit out of
me. We have also tried this
with cereal and milk

25 United States Caucasian Single Straight 160 I put a coke can inside.

25 United States Caucasian Single Straight 160 Bottles, dolls,

32 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 I put my lip gloss tube up
my vagina
25 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 155 I used to pick up stacks of
quarters an try practicing

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dropping one at a time

18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 I smoke with my vagina.

56 United States Caucasian married Straight 170 A small black dick

20 United States Other Single Straight 165 Stuff a pencil up it

34 United States Caucasian Single Lesbian 168 I inserted a digital camera

into my vagina and took
pictures of the inside of my
vagina. They were
incredible!

27 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 Let my lover stick two hands
in me at the same time

45 United States Caucasian married Straight 168 Shoved two fists

21 United States Other Single Straight 165 Got my clit pierced

21 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 Rubbed sour cream on my

vagina and made a dog lick
it off
23 United States Caucasian Single Straight 160 Cell phone

37 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 My girl friend stuck a

ratchet in hers
22 United States Asian Single Straight 147 I ate a hotdog (with bun)
with my vagina.

29 United States Caucasian married Straight 165 Put a 3ft fence post in it

18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 160 Bowling pin and still love it

39 United States Hispanic married Straight 168 Wearing many piercing in

my labia and clit hood
23 United States Caucasian Single Straight 160 Inserted a handle of a lint
roller
19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 Stuck my hand in

18 United States African Single Straight 170 Rubbed honey all over it an
Decent had my dog lick me out
26 United States Hispanic Married Bi-sexual 157 My husband fisted me

39 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 Inserted a mobile telephone

and called it
22 United States Caucasian Single Straight 160 Horse Penis

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18 United States African Single Bi-sexual 157 Used a hair brush handle
Decent with a condom on it like a
dildo, and used and electric
toothbrush
36 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 A huge dildo and a penis at
the same time

46 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 Stick a flashlight in

19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 Played puppetry with it

36 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 Let the dog lick it

67 United States Middle Married Bi-sexual 157 Stuck a pop can in my

Eastern vagina and didn't take it out
till it filled completely with
vaginal fluid
18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 I have inserted a guitar horn
in my vagina, I have had a
foot penetrate my vagina,
and I have used a hockey
stick to penetrate my
vagina.

22 United States Caucasian Single Straight 160 I masturbate and put my

whole hand in my vagina
when I am really horny and
wet.

34 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 Fisting, large dildos

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 I stuck a mouse in it and a

light bulb.
18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 160 Inserted a rubber dinosaur
tail into it.
20 United States African Single Straight 170 I do not really do anything
Decent too out of the ordinary.
However, one time, I put a
necklace inside of my
vagina. It felt so good when
I pulled it out.

43 United States Caucasian married Straight 168 When I was young, I started
to examine my vagina and
explore. I thought it was
strange to have a clit that
protruded from in-between
the lips, so every night for
about a week I would scotch
tape my lips together so
that clit would be hidden

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inside...hoping that it would

stay that way...but it
obviously didn't work.

43 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 Was made into a banana
split holder once... Had 2
bananas inserted with ice
cream on top then the
nozzle of a whipped cream
can was inserted and I was
filled all the way up!

49 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 165 Keep a remote vibe egg
inside some days

23 United States Caucasian Single Straight 160 Masturbated with a electric

toothbrush, I can also do
fanny farts

18 United States Caucasian Single bisexual 147 Folded it, twisted it, pulled
it, rubbed it against the
floor, pressed a hand-held
mirror against it, insert
tissue paper into it, inserted
my fingers into it from night
till morning

27 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 Opened it up and stuck a

bottle of honey in and
squirted the honey in it felt
so good
26 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 155 Marshmallows

26 United States African Single Straight 170 I have stuck a light bulb in it
Decent
23 United States Caucasian Single Lesbian 165 Coke bottle, carrots,
screwdrivers, dildos, my
girlfriend’s fist, and apples.
51 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 157 Fisting

19 United States Hispanic Single Straight 163 I inserted a hair brush and
could not get it come out
18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 Rubbed a pinecone on it.

39 United States African Married Straight 168 Put a bobby pin on it to help
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18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 I have put clamps on them,
suction cups (like from a
snakebite kit), strung thick
rope between the lips as
part of a shibari (rope
bondage) harness.
18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 160 leave a dildo in it while I
went to school wearing a
dress
46 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 155 Stood over small tree at 4
inches diameter after it was
cut of at 3 feet from the
ground and squatted on it.

21 United States Asian Single Lesbian 165 I got a piercing

18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 I put a banana, in my vagina

along with a large Easter
egg, tried to fit a froze
water bottle remote control
my shaving cream can and
many other things.
18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 I use to have sex using my
bed post

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 A chocolate bar

24 United States Asian Married Bi-sexual 152 Filled it with chocolate

sauce
35 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 Used my 18" X 5" dildo
along with my husband’s
cock and then another 12" X
4" dildo at the same time

27 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 My boyfriend and I made a

banana split out of it. I put
a banana inside of me and
wanted my boyfriend to eat
it. He said why stop there
and started putting all the
toppings on, including nuts.
It was a little messy but still
a lot of fun.
41 United States African Married Bi-sexual 150 Inserted 4 toy trains
Decent

19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 One time I inserted a big red
dildo with sperm all over it
into my pussy it felt so
good.

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30 United States Caucasian Single Lesbian 168 Banana

18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 One afternoon, after

smoking weed with my
friends...I got horny. We
had smoked a blunt and the
tube was still in my car. I
was wearing a skirt and on
my way home, I began to
insert the empty blunt tube
in my pussy while driving. I
had an orgasm. It was the
craziest thing I have ever
done.

27 United States Hispanic Single Straight 170 This one time at band camp
I lost my flute in my cooter
and tried to fish it out with a
crowbar

31 United States Asian Single Straight 147 A coke can

70 United States Asian Married Lesbian 201 A sword

20 United States Caucasian Single Straight 180 Used a banana

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