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"He adored New York City.
He idolised it all out of proportion. "

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Uh, no. Make that "He romanticised it
all out of proportion. "

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"To him,
no matter what the season was,

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this was still a town
that existed in black and white

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and pulsated to the great tunes
of George Gershwin. "

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Uh... no. Let me start this over.

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"Chapter one. "

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"He was too romantic about Manhattan,
as he was about everything else. "

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"He thrived on the hustle, bustle
of the crowds and the traffic. "

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"To him, New York
meant beautiful women

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and street-smart guys
who seemed to know all the angles. "

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Ah, corny. Too corny
for a man of my taste.

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Let me... try and make it more profound.

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"Chapter one. He adored New York City. "

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"To him, it was a metaphor
for the decay of contemporary culture. "

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"The same lack of integrity to cause so
many people to take the easy way out...

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"The same lack of integrity to cause so
many people to take the easy way out...

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... was rapidly turning the town
of his dreams..."

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No, it's gonna be too preachy. I mean,
face it, I wanna sell some books here.

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"Chapter one. He adored New York City,

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although to him it was a metaphor
for the decay of contemporary culture. "

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"How hard it was to exist in a society
desensitised by drugs, loud music,

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television, crime, garbage..."

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Too angry. I don't wanna be angry.

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"Chapter one. "

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"He was as tough and romantic
as the city he loved. "

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"Behind his black-rimmed glasses was
the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat. "

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I love this.

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"New York was his town
and it always would be. "

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I think the essence of art is to provide
a kind of working-through situation,

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so that you can get in touch
with feelings you didn't know you had.

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Talent is luck.
The important thing in life is courage.

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- They've had this argument for 20 years.
- Listen to this example.

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If the four of us are walking home over
the bridge and a person was drowning,

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would we have the nerve...

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Would one of us have the nerve
to dive into the icy water and save them?

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It's a key question.
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I, of course, can't swim,
so I never have to face it.

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Oh... God.

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Which of us?

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- You want a little more?
- No.

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Mm. Oh, man. That is so great.

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You don't smoke.

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I know I don't smoke. I don't inhale
because it gives you cancer, but

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I look so incredibly handsome
with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

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You like the way I look?

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Provocative.

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- I'm getting through to you?
- Yup. You have to excuse me a sec.

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Jesus, she's gorgeous.

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But she's 17.

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I'm 42 and she's 17.

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I'm... I'm older than her father.
Can you believe that?

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I'm dating a girl
wherein I can beat up her father.

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That's the first time
that ever occurred in my life.

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- He's drunk.
- You're drunk. You should never drink.

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Did I tell you... that my ex-wife...

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- Who, Tina?
- My second ex- wife

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is writing a book about
our marriage and the break-up.

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- That's really tacky.
- It's really depressing, you know.

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She's gonna give all those details out,
all my little idiosyncrasies,

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and my quirks and mannerisms, and...

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Not that I have
anything to hide because, you know...

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But there are a few disgusting
little moments that I regret.

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It's just gossip.
Gossip is the new pornography.

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- You should never let me drink.
- I know.

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You should never let yourself drink.

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We oughta go
cos I've got an exam tomorrow.

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Oh, do you? The kid's gotta get up...

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She's got homework.
I'm dating a girl who does homework.

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What is it? What's the matter with you?

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You... you... Where are you now?
Your mind is like a million miles away.

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I have something I wanna say.

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I, uh, I just didn't know
quite how to... get into it.

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Um, I, uh...

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About seven or eight weeks ago
I went to this dinner party

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and I met a woman there.

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And...

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- And I've got kind of involved with her.
- You're kidding?

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It started out very casually.
I mean, we had lunch a couple of times.

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And now it's, you know, it's getting out of
hand and I don't know what to do about it.

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I mean, I'm... It's scary.

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Well, who is she? What are the details?

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Well, she's a journalist.

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She's very...

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- Is she married, too?
- No, no.

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She's very beautiful.

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She's very kind of
nervous, high-strung, illusive.

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Great. It sounds wonderful.

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Oh, she is wonderful.
I mean, she's on my mind all the time.
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What are you telling me? That your
marriage is... I mean, how serious is it?

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I don't know, but it's pretty serious.

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- But you haven't said anything to Emily?
- No! God, no.

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It's amazing. I'm stunned
because, of all the people I know,

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I always thought for sure that you
and Emily had one of the best marriages.

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I always thought for sure that you
and Emily had one of the best marriages.

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We do! I mean, I love her.

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- But you're seeing...
- I know it.

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But in all the years
that we've been married

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I've had, what... one or two
very minor things with other women.

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I mean, very... I hate the whole idea. I hate
myself when I'm doing this sort of thing.

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But this is just, you know...
This is not like that.
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It's terrible. Listen,
you shouldn't ask me for advice.

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When it comes to relationships, I'm the
winner of the August Strindberg Award.

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Well, I don't think 17 is too young.
Beside that, she's a bright girl.

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You'll get no argument from me.
I think she's terrific.

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He could do a lot worse.
He has done a lot worse.

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I just think he's wasting his life.

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He writes that crap for television.

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Yale, have you ever thought
any more about having kids?

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Oh, my God. Kids.

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Listen, I've gotta get this book finished.
It's never gonna get done.

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I've gotta get the money
to get this magazine started, huh?

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Kids...

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We always talk about moving to
Connecticut. You could do it there.

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- Connecticut.
- Yeah.

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I can't go to Connecticut. It's not practical.

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All my stuff's here.

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My work's here.
It's just the wrong time.

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What about Isaac?
We can't abandon him, you know?

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He can't function anywhere
other than New York, you know that.

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Very Freudian.

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- Are you writing a book on our marriage?
- Leave me alone.

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- Are you writing about our break-up?
- We've said all that needs to be said.

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I know you are because
I have a friend at Random House.

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- I'm free to do as I please.
- Yeah, but this affects me.

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So you're gonna tell everybody
everything? Our life, our sexual life?
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Do you spy on me?

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No. I was at a party and a guy said
he read an advance chapter

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of a book my wife was writing,
and it was hot stuff. He said that!

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- I spilled wine on my pants.
- I don't care to discuss it.

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- You won't discuss it. How's Willie?
- Fine.

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Well, give me some details. Does he
play baseball? Wear dresses? What?

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He doesn't wear dresses. You'll find out
the details when it's your turn to see him.

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Don't write this book.
It's a humiliating experience.

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It's an honest account of our break-up.

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Jesus, everybody that knows us
is gonna know everything.

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Look at you. You're so threatened.

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I'm not threatened because I was not
the immoral, psychotic, promiscuous one.

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I hope I didn't leave out anything.

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Are you telling me that... that... that I'm...
that you had three affairs before me?

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That's really hard to believe.
It's mind-boggling.

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When I was your age, I was still being
tucked in by my grandparents.

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When I was your age, I was still being
tucked in by my grandparents.

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Well, they were really immature boys.
They were nothing like you.

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Well, they were really immature boys.
They were nothing like you.

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No? What does that mean?

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Well, I told you before.
I think I'm in love with you.

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Hey, don't get carried away, OK?

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This is... This is a terrific thing
- Move over- you know.

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And we're having a great time, but you're
a kid and I never want you to forget that.

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You're gonna meet
a lot of terrific men in your life
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and, you know, I want you to enjoy me.

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My wry sense of humour
and astonishing sexual technique,

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My wry sense of humour
and astonishing sexual technique,

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but never forget that you've...
you've got your whole life ahead of you.

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Don't you have any feelings for me?

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How can you ask that?
I've got nothing but feelings for you,

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but you don't wanna get hung up
with one person at your age.

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It's... charming, you know.

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Erotic. No question about that.

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As long as the cops don't burst in, I think
we're gonna break a couple of records.

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But you can't, uh, you can't...
It's not a good thing.

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You should think of me sort of
as a detour on the highway of life.

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- So get dressed because you gotta go.
- Don't you want me to stay over?

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I don't want you to get in the habit

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because first you stay one night, then
two nights, and then you're living here.

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- That doesn't sound too bad.
- It's not a great idea.

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You won't like it, believe me.
I'm tough to get along with.

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Tomorrow we'll go to the cinema and I'll
show you the Veronica Lake movie. OK?

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OK. Veronica Lake's
the pin-up with the red hair?

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No, that's Rita Hayworth.
Do we have to go over this all the time?

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- Rita who?
- Rita Hayworth. Are you joking with me?

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Course I'm joking! You think I'm unaware
of any event pre-Paul McCartney.

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- I find these photographs interesting.
- Yes, so do I.

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- Do you ever use the camera I got you?
- Oh, yeah, I use it all the time.

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I was taking pictures in our drama class.
It's fun, really neat.

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You know you sound like
the mouse in Tom And Jerry.

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Are you kidding me?

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- You should talk! You've a whiny voice!
- You sound like the mouse.

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Well, thanks.

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I know, I'm a whiner.

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- What are you doing here?
- Hi.

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- How long have you been here?
- We were talking about you.

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That's hilarious. Wh... What... Were you
walking around behind us or what?

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- How are you? Hi.
- Good. That's funny. We were talking...

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We're gonna go to
the Shakespeare In The Park thing.

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Oh, yeah, right. I wanna do that.

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Oh, this is my friend.
Mary Wilke, Isaac Davis and Tracy.
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- How do you do?
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

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You, too.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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We were downstairs.
We saw the photography exhibition.

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- Absolutely incredible.
- It's really good.

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Really?

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- The photographs downstairs?
- Yes.

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- Great. Absolutely great. Did you?
- No, I really felt it was very derivative.

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To me it looked like it was straight out of
Diane Arbus, but it had none of the wit.

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Well, we didn't like it
as much as the Plexiglas sculpture.

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You liked the Plexiglas?

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- You didn't like the Plexiglas either?
- Ah, that's interesting. Nah, no...

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It was a lot better than
that... that steel cube. Did you see it?

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- Oh, yeah. That was the worst.
- Now that was brilliant to me.

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- Oh, yeah. That was the worst.
- Now that was brilliant to me.

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- The cube was brilliant?
- Yes.

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To me it was very textural.
You know what I mean?

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It was perfectly integrated and it had a...
a marvellous kind of negative capability.

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The rest of the stuff was bullshit.

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- You wanna see the Sol Lewitt?
- Sure. That'd be fun.

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You wanna see that?

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He opens at the Modern soon. I was
gonna do a piece on Sol for Insights.

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Do you know that magazine?
It's a little magazine.

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They're such schmucks up there.
Really mired in Thirties radicalism.

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They're such schmucks up there.
Really mired in Thirties radicalism.

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- What do you do, Tracy?
- I go to high school.

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Oh, really. Really. Somewhere Nabokov
is smiling, if you know what I mean.

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LeWitt is overrated. In fact,
he may be a candidate for the academy.

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Right!

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Mary and I have invented the Academy
of the Overrated for such notables as

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- Gustav Mahler,
- Isak Dinesen and Carl Jung.

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- Scott Fitzgerald.
- Lenny Bruce. Can't forget him, can we?

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- How about Norman Mailer?
- I think those people are all terrific.

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- Who was that guy you had?
- I didn't. It was yours. Heinrich B? I.

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- Overrated?
- Don't wanna leave out Heinrich.

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Gee, what about Mozart?
You guys don't wanna leave out Mozart.

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- Well, how about Vincent Van Goch?
- She said "Van Goch"?!

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- Or Ingmar Bergman?
- You'll get in trouble.

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Bergman? Bergman's the only genius
in cinema today, I think.

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He's a big Bergman fan.

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God, you're so the opposite.
You write that fabulous television show.

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It's so funny and
his view is so Scandinavian.

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It's bleak, my God.
I mean, all that Kierkegaard, right?

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Real adolescent, fashionable pessimism.
I mean, the silence. God's silence.

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OK, OK, OK. I mean, I loved it when I was
at Radcliffe, but, all right, you outgrow it.

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Get her away from me. I don't think
I can take too much more of her.

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- She's really a cr...
- No. Don't you guys see?

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It is the dignifying of one's
psychological and sexual hang-ups

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by attaching them to these
grandiose, philosophical issues?

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- Here we are.
- Listen, it was very nice meeting you.

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It was a pleasure
and a sincere sensation,

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00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:05,542
but we have to go.
We gotta do some shopping. I forgot.

242
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:08,419
Hey, listen, I don't even
wanna have this conversation.

243
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I'm just from Philadelphia, you know.
I mean, we believe in God so... OK?

244
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:15,421
What the hell does that mean?
What do you mean?

245
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- Well, that...
- "I'm from Philadelphia. I believe in God."

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Does this make any sense to you?

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What a creep. Could you believe her?

248
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- I mean, she was really...
- She seemed nervous.

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Nervous? She was overbearing. She was,
you know, terrible! She was all cerebral.

250
00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:36,426
Where the hell does a little Radcliffe
tootsie come off rating Scott Fitzgerald,
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- Gustav Mahler and Heinrich B? I?
- Why are you getting so mad?

252
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Because I don't like that
pseudo-intellectual garbage.

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"Van Goch!" Did you hear that? She said
Van Goch. Like an Arab she spoke.

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One more remark about Bergman, and I'd
have knocked her other contact lens out.

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- Is she Yale's mistress?
- That will never cease to mystify me.

256
00:16:56,184 --> 00:17:01,075
I mean, he's got a wonderful wife
and he prefers to... to diddle this yo-yo.

257
00:17:01,075 --> 00:17:03,665
But he was always a sucker
for those kind of women.

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The kind that would involve him
in discussions of existential reality.

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They probably sit on the floor
with wine and cheese,

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and mispronounce
"allegorical" and "didacticism".

261
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:17,668
I get the feeling that Yale really likes her.

262
00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:20,642
Well, I don't believe
in extramarital relationships.
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I think people should mate for life
like pigeons or Catholics.

264
00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:27,452
I don't know. Maybe people weren't
meant to have one deep relationship.

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00:17:27,452 --> 00:17:30,617
I don't know. Maybe people weren't
meant to have one deep relationship.

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Maybe we're meant to have a series
of relationships of different lengths.

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- That's gone out of date.
- Don't tell me what's gone out of date.

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You're 17. You were brought up
on drugs and television and the pill.

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I... I was World War II.
I was in the trenches.

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- You were eight in World War II.
- Right. I was never in the trenches.

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I was caught right in the middle.
It was a very tough position.

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Get the groceries, will you?

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Good morning and welcome to
Human Beings Wow!

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We're talking this evening with Gregory
and Caroline Payne Whitney Smith,
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close friends of the Carter family.

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We're normal people.
Just like you, we're in debt.

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00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,749
Except that Mrs Payne Whitney Smith
is a catatonic.

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00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:12,914
Well, we don't consider her
a catatonic, just quiet.

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Jesus, this is the worst.
This is really embarrassing to me.

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- I mean, I... This is so antiseptic...
- No, wrong. That's very chancy material.

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- How do you see this as chancy?
- Who fights more with the censor?

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What has the censor got to do with it?
There's no substance to the comedy.

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00:18:28,932 --> 00:18:32,001
- You don't find this insightful?
- Worse than not insightful. It's not funny.

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- You don't find this insightful?
- Worse than not insightful. It's not funny.

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- There's not a legitimate laugh.
- That's funny.

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- Look at the audience.
- You're going by audience reaction?
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This is an audience raised on TV.

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Their standards have been lowered
over the years.

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They watch their sets and the gamma
rays eat the white cells of their brains out.

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00:18:51,184 --> 00:18:54,828
- I quit. I can't write this any more.
- Relax. Take a lude.

291
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I don't want a lude. All you do is drop
ludes, then Percodans and angel dust.

292
00:18:59,816 --> 00:19:03,652
Naturally, it seems funny.
Anything would if you're...

293
00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:07,585
You should abandon the show
and open a pharmaceutical house. I quit.

294
00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:09,215
Ike, you're being silly.

295
00:19:10,846 --> 00:19:13,340
We've talked to them about that.

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- Don't break her neck.
- I won't. That's fine.

297
00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:18,135
What did I do? I made a terrible mistake.

298
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- It's the first smart thing you've done.
- I've screwed myself up completely.

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- It's the first smart thing you've done.
- I've screwed myself up completely.

300
00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:27,151
For about 30 seconds I was a big hero,
and now it's directly to unemployment.

301
00:19:27,151 --> 00:19:29,261
If you need money, I'll take care of it.

302
00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:31,947
That's not the point.
I got enough for a year.

303
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,728
If I live like Mahatma Gandhi, I'm fine.

304
00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:38,757
My accountant says I did this
at a very bad time. My stocks are down.

305
00:19:38,757 --> 00:19:41,826
I'm cash poor or something.
I got no cash flow.

306
00:19:41,922 --> 00:19:46,334
I'm not liquid, something's not flowing.
They got a language all their own.

307
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:49,883
We discussed this. It's difficult
to live here without a big income.

308
00:19:49,978 --> 00:19:54,870
Yeah, plus I got two alimonies and
child support. You know, I gotta cut down.

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00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,884
I'll have to give up my apartment.

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I'm not gonna be able to
play tennis, pick checks up at dinner,

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or take the Southampton house.
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Plus I'll probably have to give
my parents less money. It'll kill my father.

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He's not gonna be able to get
as good a seat in the synagogue.

314
00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:15,012
He'll be in the back, away from God,
far from the action.

315
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:17,026
Have you said anything to Tracy?

316
00:20:17,122 --> 00:20:23,164
What is it... I gotta get out of that situation.
She's a young girl. What am I...? I'm...

317
00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:25,850
You know, it's ridiculous. I mean, I...

318
00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:30,262
What happens if the year goes by
and my book doesn't come out?

319
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,715
Your book is gonna come out.
Your book is gonna be wonderful.

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00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:35,825
The worst thing that can happen is
you'll learn something about yourself.

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00:20:35,825 --> 00:20:37,935
The worst thing that can happen is
you'll learn something about yourself.

322
00:20:37,935 --> 00:20:43,210
Listen, I'm really proud of you.
I mean, this is a very good move.

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00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:45,320
This is a wonderful turnout.

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00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:49,157
The Museum of Modern Art
has been very generous.

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00:20:49,253 --> 00:20:52,706
And the proof of the strength
of the Equal Rights Amendment

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00:20:52,801 --> 00:21:00,475
is that so many of you who would
never do it before put on black tie tonight.

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00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:04,982
We love you for it.
We need you and you've come through.

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00:21:04,982 --> 00:21:07,956
And now no more talk. Enjoy yourselves.

329
00:21:12,368 --> 00:21:14,478
Hi. What are you doing here?

330
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,355
Congratulations on your book.
It was terrific.

331
00:21:17,355 --> 00:21:19,561
- Oh, thanks.
- Absolutely terrific.

332
00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:23,973
- Listen, I'd like you to meet Isaac Davis.
- Hi, how do you do? Isaac Davis.

333
00:21:23,973 --> 00:21:27,522
- Isaac, hello. Hi.
- Wh-what are you doing here?

334
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:29,536
Well, of course I'm here.

335
00:21:29,632 --> 00:21:34,332
What a funny coincidence.
Excuse me, Isaac Davis. We met before.

336
00:21:34,332 --> 00:21:37,113
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, it's all right.
337
00:21:37,785 --> 00:21:39,799
I heard you... quit your job.

338
00:21:39,895 --> 00:21:43,923
Yeah. A real self-destructive impulse.
I wanna write a book, so I...

339
00:21:43,923 --> 00:21:47,951
Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna
march in New Jersey, you know?

340
00:21:47,951 --> 00:21:50,349
We should go there,
get some guys together.

341
00:21:50,445 --> 00:21:53,898
Get some bricks and baseball bats
and explain things to 'em.

342
00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:57,255
There was this devastating
satirical piece on that in the Times.

343
00:21:57,351 --> 00:22:02,530
Well, a satirical piece in the Times is
one thing, but bricks get right to the point.

344
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,408
But biting satire
is better that physical force.

345
00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:10,683
No, physical force is better with Nazis.
It's hard to satirise a guy with shiny boots.

346
00:22:10,683 --> 00:22:14,328
- Well, you get emotional, but...
- We were talking about orgasms.

347
00:22:14,328 --> 00:22:17,205
- Oh, no, please!
- Really? I'm sorry. I didn't...

348
00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:20,562
I'm from Philadelphia.
We never talk about such things in public.
349
00:22:20,562 --> 00:22:23,823
You said that before.
I don't know what it meant then either.

350
00:22:23,823 --> 00:22:27,180
I'm just about to direct a film...
of my own script.

351
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,153
The premise is this guy screws so great...

352
00:22:30,153 --> 00:22:32,263
- Screws so great?
- Screws so great

353
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:36,771
that when he brings a woman to orgasm,
she's so fulfilled that she dies.

354
00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:39,745
Now this one, excuse me,
finds this hostile.

355
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,293
It's worse than hostile.
It's aggressive-homicidal.

356
00:22:43,389 --> 00:22:47,418
You have to forgive Dennis.
He's Harvard direct to Beverly Hills.

357
00:22:47,418 --> 00:22:50,966
It's... Theodor Reik
with a touch of Charles Manson.

358
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:56,721
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor
told me it was the wrong kind.

359
00:22:56,721 --> 00:23:00,941
Did you have the wrong kind?
I've never had the wrong kind. Ever.

360
00:23:00,941 --> 00:23:03,243
My worst one was right on the money.
361
00:23:09,094 --> 00:23:12,547
- Good night. It was nice to meet you.
- Same here.

362
00:23:12,547 --> 00:23:14,657
Bye-bye.

363
00:23:14,657 --> 00:23:16,767
Oh, gee!

364
00:23:17,342 --> 00:23:21,083
It's an interesting group of people.
Like the cast of a Fellini movie.

365
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:24,920
They're such fun, such wonderful people,
and Helen is a good friend.

366
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,797
She's a brilliant woman. She's a genius.

367
00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:30,674
I met her through
my ex-husband Jeremiah.

368
00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:33,360
How come you guys got divorced?
I never...

369
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,950
What do you mean
"How come we got divorced?"

370
00:23:36,046 --> 00:23:38,635
What kind of a question is that?
I hardly know you.

371
00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:43,623
- You don't have to tell me if you don't...
- Well, we had problems. We fought a lot.

372
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:48,514
I was tired of submerging my identity to
a brilliant, dominating man. He's a genius.

373
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:53,406
He was a genius, Helen's a genius, Dennis
is a genius. You know a lot of geniuses.

374
00:23:53,406 --> 00:23:56,955
You should meet some stupid people.
You could learn something.

375
00:23:56,955 --> 00:23:58,969
Well, why'd you get a divorce?

376
00:23:59,065 --> 00:24:03,764
Why? I got a divorce because my ex-wife
left me for another woman.

377
00:24:03,764 --> 00:24:05,395
Really?

378
00:24:05,491 --> 00:24:10,095
- God, that must have been demoralising.
- I took it well under the circumstances.

379
00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:12,972
- Phew-wee.
- I tried to run 'em both over with a car.

380
00:24:12,972 --> 00:24:15,274
That's incredible sexual humiliation.

381
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:19,302
It's enough to turn you off women
and it accounts for the little girl.

382
00:24:19,302 --> 00:24:21,412
Hey, the little girl is fine.
Jesus, she's... What's with the little girl?

383
00:24:21,412 --> 00:24:24,386
Oh, sure. I understand, believe me.
16 years old, no possible threat at all.

384
00:24:24,386 --> 00:24:28,222
Oh, sure. I understand, believe me.
16 years old, no possible threat at all.

385
00:24:28,222 --> 00:24:32,347
She's 17. She's gonna be eight...
Sometimes you have a losing personality.
386
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:36,471
I'm honest. I say what's on my mind
and if you can't take it, then fuck off.

387
00:24:36,471 --> 00:24:39,924
I like the way you express yourself, too.
Pithy, yet degenerate.

388
00:24:39,924 --> 00:24:43,472
- You get many dates? I don't think so.
- No, I do. I actually do.

389
00:24:43,472 --> 00:24:45,583
I never thought I was very pretty.

390
00:24:45,678 --> 00:24:50,570
Oh, what is pretty anyway? I hate being
pretty. It's all so subjective anyway.

391
00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:54,215
The brightest men just drop dead
in front of a beautiful face.

392
00:24:54,311 --> 00:24:58,243
When you climb into the sack,
if you're a bit giving, they're so grateful.

393
00:24:58,243 --> 00:25:00,065
Yeah, I know I am.

394
00:25:00,161 --> 00:25:02,271
- D'you have kids?
- Yeah.

395
00:25:02,271 --> 00:25:04,286
He's being raised by two women.

396
00:25:04,381 --> 00:25:09,177
I think it works. They made some studies,
I read in a psychoanalytic quarterly.

397
00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:11,479
You don't need a male.
Two mothers are fine.

398
00:25:11,575 --> 00:25:15,220
Really? Because I feel
very few people survive one mother.

399
00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:19,536
Listen, I gotta get my dog. Wanna wait?
I gotta walk it. Are you in rush?

400
00:25:19,536 --> 00:25:21,550
- Oh, no, sure. What kind of dog you got?
- The worst.

401
00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:23,564
- Oh, no, sure. What kind of dog you got?
- The worst.

402
00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:27,017
It's a dachshund.
You know, it's a penis substitute for me.

403
00:25:27,017 --> 00:25:30,470
Oh, I would have thought then
in your case a Great Dane.

404
00:25:48,789 --> 00:25:51,379
- So, you serious with Yale or what?
- Serious?

405
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,832
Well, he's married.

406
00:25:55,695 --> 00:25:59,148
Uh, I don't know. I guess
I should straighten my life out, huh?

407
00:25:59,148 --> 00:26:01,354
Donny my analyst always tells me...

408
00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:05,766
- You call your analyst Donny?
- Yeah. I call him Donny!

409
00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:10,178
I call mine Dr Chomsky, you know.
He hits me with a ruler.

410
00:26:10,178 --> 00:26:12,192
Donny...? That's first name.

411
00:26:12,288 --> 00:26:16,029
Donny says I get involved in situations
and that it's deliberate,

412
00:26:16,029 --> 00:26:19,194
especially with my ex-husband Jeremiah.

413
00:26:19,194 --> 00:26:21,016
I was his student and...

414
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:24,373
- Really? You married your teacher?
- Yeah, of course.

415
00:26:24,373 --> 00:26:25,908
That's very...

416
00:26:26,004 --> 00:26:29,073
- He failed me and I fell in love with him.
- Oh, that's perfect.

417
00:26:29,073 --> 00:26:32,238
I was sleeping with him
and he had the nerve to give me an F.

418
00:26:32,238 --> 00:26:34,060
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

419
00:26:34,156 --> 00:26:37,225
Not even an Incomplete, right?
Just a straight F?

420
00:26:37,225 --> 00:26:39,240
You got a good sense of humour.

421
00:26:39,335 --> 00:26:42,884
Hey, thanks! I don't need you
to tell me that, you know.

422
00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:47,296
I've been making good money off it for
years, till I quit my job to write this book.

423
00:26:47,296 --> 00:26:50,461
Now I'm very, very nervous about it,
you know, but...

424
00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:53,435
D'you wanna...?
Oh, you don't have to pay.

425
00:26:53,531 --> 00:26:56,792
- Oh, that's OK.
- I'm serious! Wanna walk by the river?

426
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:58,998
- You know the time?
- What do you mean?

427
00:26:59,094 --> 00:27:02,067
If I don't get at least 16 hours,
I'm a basket case.

428
00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:05,903
I'd like to hear about your book.
I really would. I'm quite a good editor.

429
00:27:05,903 --> 00:27:07,438
Yeah?

430
00:27:07,534 --> 00:27:10,699
Well, my book is about
decaying values. It's about...

431
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:15,591
See, years ago I wrote a short story about
my mother called The Castrating Zionist

432
00:27:15,591 --> 00:27:23,264
and I wanna expand it into a novel.
I could talk about my book all night.

433
00:27:30,745 --> 00:27:33,910
Isn't it beautiful out?

434
00:27:34,006 --> 00:27:37,651
Yeah, it's really so pretty
when the light starts to come up.

435
00:27:37,651 --> 00:27:39,665
I know. I love it.

436
00:27:40,912 --> 00:27:45,324
Boy, this is really a great city.
I don't care what anybody says.

437
00:27:45,324 --> 00:27:47,721
It's really a knockout, you know.

438
00:27:51,558 --> 00:27:59,231
I think I better head back. I've got an
appointment with Yale for lunch later on.

439
00:28:18,126 --> 00:28:20,524
Mm, hi.

440
00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:22,538
No, no. No, I'm awake.

441
00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:26,854
Jesus, what are you...
What are you doing? It's 7.15.

442
00:28:27,621 --> 00:28:29,540
Oh, yeah.

443
00:28:31,362 --> 00:28:33,088
Really?

444
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,774
You did? At the museum?

445
00:28:35,870 --> 00:28:39,419
Yeah, well, she's very active
in the feminist movement.

446
00:28:39,898 --> 00:28:43,063
So you're gonna go
apartment hunting with Tracy?

447
00:28:44,694 --> 00:28:48,434
Yeah, well, you should be able
to find something. It's Isaac.

448
00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:51,312
Yeah, I don't think you'll have any trouble.
449
00:28:51,408 --> 00:28:56,395
I knew you'd... see she's a terrific
woman, if you spent some time with her.

450
00:28:56,395 --> 00:29:01,479
You still feel the same way about her?
Cos you hadn't mentioned it in a while.

451
00:29:01,479 --> 00:29:04,644
So you... Yeah.

452
00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:10,494
Yeah... right. I know.

453
00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:12,892
She's great, I know. Great.

454
00:29:12,988 --> 00:29:17,208
So... No, I gotta go apartment hunting
today. I have to get something cheaper.

455
00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:19,798
I can't keep living where I do.
It's just...

456
00:29:24,977 --> 00:29:27,279
- Isaac's terrific, isn't he?
- Yeah.

457
00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:29,581
Said he had a great time with you.

458
00:29:29,677 --> 00:29:33,514
Really? That's good cos I always think
he's uncomfortable around me.

459
00:29:33,514 --> 00:29:35,528
Oh, come on.

460
00:29:35,624 --> 00:29:40,515
- I missed you so much.
- Yale, this is ridiculous. You're married.

461
00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:43,776
Listen to me. I'm beginning
to sound like one of those women.

462
00:29:43,776 --> 00:29:45,695
It sounds terrible. I hate it.

463
00:29:45,790 --> 00:29:51,257
- Why don't I just move out?
- No! I don't wanna break up a marriage.

464
00:29:51,353 --> 00:29:55,669
Besides, I'm not looking for any
big involvement here. It's just... I don't...

465
00:29:55,669 --> 00:30:01,424
It's crazy. It's crazy. I think about you
when you're not around.

466
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:04,110
- What do you want me to do?
- Nothing. I don't know.

467
00:30:04,206 --> 00:30:07,659
I just guess I should be seeing
someone who's not married.

468
00:30:07,755 --> 00:30:11,303
- You're so beautiful. You make me crazy.
- Oh, Yale, please stop it.

469
00:30:11,303 --> 00:30:14,277
We're in Bloomingdale's
and someone's gonna see us.

470
00:30:14,277 --> 00:30:17,250
Did I tell you I may have
an interview with Borges?

471
00:30:17,346 --> 00:30:22,429
I told you that we met before. He seems
to feel very comfortable around me.

472
00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:26,937
- Let's go somewhere and make love.
- Not now! Not now, Jesus.

473
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:31,061
Anyway, you've got a writing class in
an hour. Your students are gonna know.

474
00:30:31,061 --> 00:30:33,076
You're gonna have
this big grin on your face.

475
00:30:33,076 --> 00:30:35,090
You're gonna have
this big grin on your face.

476
00:30:35,186 --> 00:30:39,694
And I don't wanna go to your house cos I
can't stand the dog and the phone ringing.

477
00:30:39,694 --> 00:30:44,201
Can't you hold me? Does your love for me
always have to express itself sexually?

478
00:30:44,201 --> 00:30:48,997
What about other values like warmth
and spiritual contact? Hotel, right?

479
00:30:48,997 --> 00:30:50,915
Jesus, I'm a pushover!

480
00:30:53,313 --> 00:30:54,848
Oh, hi, Isaac.

481
00:30:54,944 --> 00:30:58,013
- Hi. Is Willie ready?
- Yeah. Come on in.

482
00:30:58,013 --> 00:31:00,027
He'll be right down.

483
00:31:00,123 --> 00:31:03,000
- How you been, lke?
- Good. How you been?

484
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,919
- I've been terrific.
- Yeah?

485
00:31:05,015 --> 00:31:08,755
Yeah. Been getting a lot of work done.
Things are going really well.
486
00:31:08,755 --> 00:31:12,592
- Want some coffee or something?
- Uh, no. How's Willie doing?

487
00:31:12,592 --> 00:31:16,428
Willie's fine. He's beginning
to show some real talent in drawing.

488
00:31:16,428 --> 00:31:19,593
Where does he get that?
Cos you don't draw and I don't draw.

489
00:31:19,593 --> 00:31:21,032
I draw.

490
00:31:21,128 --> 00:31:24,293
Yeah, but there's no way that
you could be the actual father.

491
00:31:25,924 --> 00:31:30,432
I'm hoping you'll take Willie on the 16th
cos Connie and I want to go to Barbados.

492
00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:34,844
Are you still gonna write that stupid book?
I mean, are you serious about that?

493
00:31:34,844 --> 00:31:39,352
I'm very serious about it. It's an honest
book. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

494
00:31:39,352 --> 00:31:42,229
- Excuse me.
- Can I talk to you a minute? Excuse me.

495
00:31:42,325 --> 00:31:45,586
Here's what I still don't understand.
Where are you running?

496
00:31:45,586 --> 00:31:48,559
I can't understand
how you can prefer her to me.

497
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:50,477
- You can't understand?
- No.
498
00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:52,300
You knew my history!

499
00:31:52,396 --> 00:31:56,616
I know. My analyst warned me, but you
were so beautiful I got another analyst.

500
00:31:56,616 --> 00:32:00,836
- D'you think we can be ever just friends?
- You're putting in all the details?

501
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,905
No, not the part where
you tried to run her over with the car.

502
00:32:03,905 --> 00:32:06,303
Wha... I tried to run her over with a car?

503
00:32:06,399 --> 00:32:09,852
What are you talking about?
It was late. You know I don't drive well.

504
00:32:09,852 --> 00:32:11,866
It was raining. It was dark.

505
00:32:11,962 --> 00:32:14,168
Why were you lurking outside the cabin?

506
00:32:14,264 --> 00:32:18,676
I was spying on you guys cos I knew what
was happening. You were falling in love.

507
00:32:18,676 --> 00:32:21,266
So you felt you had to
run her over with the car?

508
00:32:21,361 --> 00:32:25,006
Do I look like that type of person?
You know how slowly I was going?

509
00:32:25,006 --> 00:32:27,884
Not slowly enough
that you didn't rip the front porch off.

510
00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:35,652
Get the kid. I can't... I can't have
this argument every time I come over.

511
00:33:07,783 --> 00:33:10,661
- You look funny in that jacket.
- I know.

512
00:33:10,661 --> 00:33:13,250
I had hoped for something
in the gabardine.

513
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,840
- So, do you miss me?
- Yeah. Do you miss me?

514
00:33:15,936 --> 00:33:19,677
Of course I miss you. I love you. That's
why I come and get you all the time.

515
00:33:19,677 --> 00:33:23,897
- Why can't we have frankfurters?
- Because this is a Russian tearoom.

516
00:33:23,993 --> 00:33:28,213
I mean, you wanna have a blintz or
something. Frankfurter gives you cancer.

517
00:33:28,213 --> 00:33:32,337
Besides, you see those two women here?
They have very beautiful women here.

518
00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:37,229
We could do well. I think we could have
picked up these two, if you were quicker.

519
00:33:37,229 --> 00:33:39,243
I'm serious.

520
00:33:39,914 --> 00:33:42,120
I think the brunette liked you.

521
00:33:44,998 --> 00:33:48,067
I think I should, uh...
No, I'll call him.

522
00:33:58,042 --> 00:34:00,919
Hello, Yale? I'm sorry for calling.
523
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,372
Well, no, no, nothing's wrong. I...

524
00:34:05,523 --> 00:34:08,688
Well, I just thought that it's Sunday out

525
00:34:08,784 --> 00:34:16,169
and maybe if you could get away,
we could go for a walk or...

526
00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:21,445
Oh, that's right. You mentioned that.
Well, OK, it was just a shot. Yeah. Yeah.

527
00:34:21,445 --> 00:34:24,514
Well, I won't keep you. OK. Bye-bye.

528
00:34:30,173 --> 00:34:31,995
Hello?

529
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,160
Oh, hi! Hi, how you doin'?

530
00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:42,641
No, not at all. I was just sitting around
looking through the magazine section.

531
00:34:42,641 --> 00:34:47,341
Uh, no, no, I didn't read the piece
on China's faceless masses.

532
00:34:47,341 --> 00:34:49,739
I was checking out the lingerie ads.

533
00:34:49,835 --> 00:34:52,904
Yeah, I can never get past them.
They're really erotic.

534
00:34:52,904 --> 00:34:54,822
You wanna go for a walk?

535
00:34:55,877 --> 00:35:00,961
I don't know, I've gotta get out. I'm going
stir-crazy and Yale's with Emily's parents.

536
00:35:00,961 --> 00:35:03,167
It's such a beautiful Sunday.

537
00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:08,634
It's an electrical storm.
You wanna wind up in an ashtray?

538
00:35:08,634 --> 00:35:11,223
- It was such a beautiful day out.
- Yeah, wonderful.

539
00:35:11,223 --> 00:35:13,429
I think the Chrysler Building blew up.

540
00:35:13,525 --> 00:35:17,362
- Oh, no! Thunder scares me.
- It's not my favourite sound either.

541
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:21,966
D'you know every year one or two people
get killed during a storm in Central Park?

542
00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:24,459
Why don't I run up ahead
and we'll talk later?

543
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:42,299
Jesus Christ, I'm soaking wet.
This is awful!

544
00:35:42,299 --> 00:35:44,314
You look ridiculous! You know that?

545
00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:48,054
Next time you want someone
to walk with you, get somebody else.

546
00:35:48,054 --> 00:35:51,699
I've never seen anybody
react so strongly to a little bit of water.

547
00:35:51,699 --> 00:35:54,288
It wasn't the water. It was the electricity.

548
00:35:54,384 --> 00:35:57,645
I'll turn into a guy that sells
comics outside Bloomingdale's.
549
00:35:57,645 --> 00:36:01,002
What do you think?
You think I look terrible? How do I look?

550
00:36:01,002 --> 00:36:04,551
- I can't see.
- You should see your face!

551
00:36:04,647 --> 00:36:07,908
You look kinda nice, actually.
You're sort of pretty.

552
00:36:08,675 --> 00:36:11,649
- I'm really annoyed with Yale.
- Why?

553
00:36:11,745 --> 00:36:14,526
He was supposed to see me today
and then he couldn't.

554
00:36:14,622 --> 00:36:18,650
And I had tickets to this Vivaldi concert.
He had to cancel on me, of course.

555
00:36:18,650 --> 00:36:22,295
- That's what happens when...
- I know. You're having an affair.

556
00:36:22,295 --> 00:36:26,036
- What a terrible way to put it.
- Hey, I didn't put it that way.

557
00:36:26,036 --> 00:36:29,776
My husband, well, my ex-husband,
had an affair when we were married.

558
00:36:29,776 --> 00:36:32,462
- Really?
- Yeah. At least one that I know of.

559
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:36,778
And I never mentioned anything because
I felt that I was deficient in some way.

560
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:40,902
That I was bad in bed, not bright enough,
or physically unattractive.

561
00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:44,835
- But in the end he was just a louse.
- Yeah, I know. An intellectual louse.

562
00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:47,904
Oh, God, was he brilliant.
I was so crazy about him.

563
00:36:47,904 --> 00:36:50,973
Really opened me up sexually.
Taught me everything.

564
00:36:50,973 --> 00:36:52,891
Women found him devastating.

565
00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:56,152
Oh, look. There's Saturn.

566
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:58,646
Saturn is the sixth planet from the sun.

567
00:36:58,742 --> 00:37:02,674
How many of the satellites of Saturn
can you name?

568
00:37:02,674 --> 00:37:06,607
There's Mimas, Titan, Dione.
Hyperion, of course.

569
00:37:06,703 --> 00:37:08,717
I can't name any of 'em and fortunately
they never come up in conversation.

570
00:37:08,717 --> 00:37:10,827
I can't name any of 'em and fortunately
they never come up in conversation.

571
00:37:10,827 --> 00:37:13,417
Facts.
I got a million facts at my fingertips.

572
00:37:13,513 --> 00:37:18,212
They mean nothing cos nothing worth
knowing is understood with the mind.
573
00:37:18,212 --> 00:37:21,378
Everything valuable enters
through a different opening,

574
00:37:21,378 --> 00:37:23,871
if you'll forgive the disgusting imagery.

575
00:37:23,967 --> 00:37:27,612
I don't agree at all. Where would we be
without rational thought?

576
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:30,777
You... you... you rely too much
on your brain.

577
00:37:30,777 --> 00:37:33,654
The brain is the most overrated organ.

578
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:37,203
I know. You probably think
I'm too cerebral.

579
00:37:37,299 --> 00:37:40,560
Well, you are, you know,
kind of on the brainy side.

580
00:37:40,656 --> 00:37:44,588
What's the difference what I think about
you? God knows what you think of me.

581
00:37:44,588 --> 00:37:46,507
You're fine. Are you kidding?

582
00:37:46,603 --> 00:37:50,631
You do have a tendency to get
a little hostile, but I find that attractive.

583
00:37:50,631 --> 00:37:53,988
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm glad you do.

584
00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:57,537
So, you think I have no feelings?
Is that it?

585
00:37:57,633 --> 00:38:03,004
Hey, wha... You're so sensitive, Jesus!
I never said that.

586
00:38:03,004 --> 00:38:06,457
I think you're... I think you're terrific.

587
00:38:07,128 --> 00:38:11,540
Really, you know. I... I...
You're very insecure.

588
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:14,130
I think you're wonderful, really.

589
00:38:14,801 --> 00:38:18,638
What do you think?
It's probably stopped raining out.

590
00:38:18,638 --> 00:38:21,323
You wanna grab a bite
or something like that?

591
00:38:22,282 --> 00:38:27,078
I gotta see somebody this evening.
I don't know if it's a great idea.

592
00:38:27,078 --> 00:38:30,147
Right. Well...
So what about sometime next week?

593
00:38:30,147 --> 00:38:33,312
I might give you a call,
if you have any free time?

594
00:38:36,957 --> 00:38:42,424
I'm... I'm not gonna have any free time
cos... I don't think it's such a great idea.

595
00:38:42,424 --> 00:38:47,987
I'm working on this book and it,
you know, takes a lot of my energy up.

596
00:38:47,987 --> 00:38:49,809
OK. OK.

597
00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:55,564
Your parents were in a good mood.
I almost had a good time.
598
00:38:55,564 --> 00:38:59,017
- Who did you call after dinner?
- Oh, uh, David Cohen.

599
00:38:59,017 --> 00:39:02,566
He wants me to review the new book
on Virginia Woolf.

600
00:39:02,566 --> 00:39:05,347
Written another one, if you can believe it.

601
00:39:06,115 --> 00:39:09,088
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine. What do you mean?

602
00:39:09,184 --> 00:39:12,924
- You seem sort of nervous.
- No, I'm not. I feel good.

603
00:39:12,924 --> 00:39:16,473
- I was gonna ask you how you felt.
- No. I'm OK.

604
00:39:16,569 --> 00:39:20,981
- You seemed strange at dinner.
- Ah, just more thoughts about kids.

605
00:39:20,981 --> 00:39:22,899
Oh, come on.

606
00:39:25,393 --> 00:39:29,613
Listen, I told Cohen I'd stop by and
pick up the book. Is that OK with you?

607
00:39:29,613 --> 00:39:31,436
Yeah.

608
00:39:31,532 --> 00:39:33,066
It's not too crowded.

609
00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:36,615
No, not bad for Sunday.
I thought it'd be jammed.

610
00:39:36,711 --> 00:39:41,986
Gee, I'm glad you could get out tonight
cos... I really did wanna see you a lot.

611
00:39:41,986 --> 00:39:45,631
I like it when you get
an uncontrollable urge.

612
00:39:45,631 --> 00:39:47,741
Yeah, I know, it's my best feature.

613
00:39:47,837 --> 00:39:49,851
My boyish impetuosity.
It's my... You look adorable.

614
00:39:49,851 --> 00:39:51,961
My boyish impetuosity.
It's my... You look adorable.

615
00:39:51,961 --> 00:39:53,879
So I have a chance to go to London,

616
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:56,661
study with the Academy
of Music and Dramatic Arts.

617
00:39:56,757 --> 00:40:01,073
- Really? When did this happen?
- The other day. Got a letter in the mail.

618
00:40:01,073 --> 00:40:04,142
Well, that's great. That's terrific.

619
00:40:04,142 --> 00:40:06,828
But I don't wanna go without you.

620
00:40:06,828 --> 00:40:09,513
Hey, I can't go to London and study.

621
00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:13,254
Especially Shakespeare.
You know, I don't look good in leotards.

622
00:40:13,254 --> 00:40:17,186
- I'm serious.
- Of course you should go. It's great.

623
00:40:17,186 --> 00:40:18,817
You'll have a great time.

624
00:40:18,913 --> 00:40:24,188
It's a great town and you're a wonderful
actress and it's a terrific place to study.

625
00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:27,833
You'll be the toast of the town.
You'll have a good time, really.

626
00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:31,477
- You shouldn't pass that...
- So what happens to us?

627
00:40:31,477 --> 00:40:34,546
Well, you know, we'll always have Paris.

628
00:40:34,546 --> 00:40:36,369
I'm kidding.

629
00:40:36,465 --> 00:40:39,630
What kind of question is that?
You can't think of that now.

630
00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:42,411
You won't take me seriously
just because I'm 17.

631
00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:44,521
Yeah, exactly, because you're 17.
I mean, it's ridiculous.

632
00:40:44,521 --> 00:40:46,632
Yeah, exactly, because you're 17.
I mean, it's ridiculous.

633
00:40:46,632 --> 00:40:49,125
You're 17 now. When you're 36, I'll be...

634
00:40:51,235 --> 00:40:52,866
63.

635
00:40:52,962 --> 00:40:55,168
63, right. Thank you.

636
00:40:55,264 --> 00:40:59,100
You know, it's absurd. You'll be
at the height of your sexual powers.

637
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,402
Of course, I will too probably, but,

638
00:41:01,402 --> 00:41:03,512
you know, I'm a late starter.

639
00:41:03,608 --> 00:41:05,622
- Who ordered the plain pie?
- Me.

640
00:41:05,718 --> 00:41:08,500
So you must be anchovies,
sausage, mushrooms, peppers.

641
00:41:09,651 --> 00:41:11,473
Forgot the coconut.

642
00:41:12,528 --> 00:41:17,611
So what do you wanna do tonight? We'll
go to the movies, I'll take you dancing...

643
00:41:17,611 --> 00:41:20,009
- Anything?
- Absolutely anything.

644
00:41:20,009 --> 00:41:22,023
OK, I know what we can do.

645
00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:29,792
- Well, get the filthy look off your face.
- Shut up. It's not filthy.

646
00:41:41,110 --> 00:41:45,714
This is so corny. I can't believe this.
Is this what you wanted to do?

647
00:41:45,714 --> 00:41:48,304
I don't think it's corny.
I think it's fun!

648
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,085
It is fun, but I did this
when I was a kid, you know.
649
00:41:51,085 --> 00:41:53,867
Well, I've never done it. I think it's great.

650
00:41:53,962 --> 00:41:58,087
On my prom night I went
around this park five times, six times.

651
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:05,856
If I had been with a girl, this would
have been an incredible experience.

652
00:42:16,310 --> 00:42:19,092
Quit fighting it.
You know you're crazy about me.

653
00:42:19,092 --> 00:42:22,545
I am. You're... You're God's answer to Job.

654
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,422
You would have ended
all argument between them.

655
00:42:25,518 --> 00:42:30,505
He'd have said "I do a lot of terrible things
but I can also make one of these."

656
00:42:30,505 --> 00:42:33,095
And Job would've said "OK, you win."

657
00:42:43,454 --> 00:42:47,386
Look, this is crazy. I just can't do this
any more. It's really bullshit!

658
00:42:47,386 --> 00:42:50,743
You're married and
I expected to see you this weekend

659
00:42:50,839 --> 00:42:55,059
and I sit around like I've nothing to do,
so I called Isaac. We went for a walk.

660
00:42:55,059 --> 00:42:58,512
- It was just lucky he was free.
- I know. I'm sorry.

661
00:42:58,608 --> 00:43:02,636
Oh, it's not your fault.
What the hell. It's a no- win situation.

662
00:43:02,636 --> 00:43:05,801
It's just I'm beautiful and I'm bright
and I deserve better!

663
00:43:05,801 --> 00:43:07,144
I know.

664
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:10,117
- What if I took some action?
- No!

665
00:43:10,117 --> 00:43:12,132
I'm not a home wrecker.

666
00:43:12,228 --> 00:43:15,585
I don't know how I got into this.
I guess we met at the wrong time.

667
00:43:15,585 --> 00:43:17,599
It happens. Hello?

668
00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:20,572
Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Harvey. How are you?

669
00:43:21,339 --> 00:43:22,586
What?

670
00:43:22,682 --> 00:43:27,861
Well... why don't you bring it by
on Thursday and I'll read it then, OK?

671
00:43:27,861 --> 00:43:33,137
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
Right, I'll talk to you later. OK, bye-bye.

672
00:43:33,137 --> 00:43:36,302
- What d'you want me to do?
- Waffles. Nothing. It's just...

673
00:43:36,398 --> 00:43:40,714
Waffles! Will you stop that now?
We're just going no place. Excuse me.

674
00:43:40,810 --> 00:43:45,701
Look, I know it's terrible. I'm at Sneedon's
Landing with Emily and her parents

675
00:43:45,701 --> 00:43:49,250
and I love her!
And I'm thinking about you all the time.

676
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:52,799
I don't wa... Christ. I don't wanna hear it.

677
00:43:52,895 --> 00:43:56,060
I'm from Philadelphia.
My family's never had affairs.

678
00:43:56,156 --> 00:44:00,472
My parents have been married 43 years.
Nobody cheats at all. Hello?

679
00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:03,061
Oh, Donny. Hi! It's my analyst.

680
00:44:03,061 --> 00:44:04,884
Hello.

681
00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:09,967
No...
Well, I think that'd be impossible.

682
00:44:10,063 --> 00:44:14,667
OK, well, probably later in the week.
OK, all right.

683
00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:17,353
I'll get back to you. OK, bye.

684
00:44:17,353 --> 00:44:19,750
Oh, man. Waffles!

685
00:44:19,846 --> 00:44:25,601
Please, just don't. This is really
a bad time... Waffles! ...a bad time for me.

686
00:44:25,601 --> 00:44:27,711
I gotta think things through here.

687
00:44:29,438 --> 00:44:32,986
- Obviously I shouldn't have come here.
- Well, no, probably not.

688
00:45:00,801 --> 00:45:02,911
Listen to that! How am I gonna...?

689
00:45:03,007 --> 00:45:06,844
What is that sound? Can you hear that?
Listen. Where's it coming from?

690
00:45:06,844 --> 00:45:10,009
It's like somebody's playing the trumpet.

691
00:45:10,105 --> 00:45:14,996
Or somebody sawing... Like a man
sawing a trumpet in half. Right? Right?

692
00:45:14,996 --> 00:45:17,202
- Let's fool around.
- You hear it?

693
00:45:17,202 --> 00:45:19,121
It'll take your mind off it.

694
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:22,861
How many times a night...? How often
can you make love in an evening?

695
00:45:22,861 --> 00:45:25,643
- Well, a lot.
- Yeah, I can tell. A lot. That's...

696
00:45:25,739 --> 00:45:28,904
Well, a lot is my favourite number.
Gee, really? Can you?

697
00:45:28,904 --> 00:45:32,069
Let's do it some strange way
you've always wanted to do,

698
00:45:32,069 --> 00:45:34,083
but nobody would do with you.

699
00:45:34,179 --> 00:45:37,440
I'm shocked. What kind of talk is that
from a kid your age?
700
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,605
I'll get my scuba-diving equipment
and really show you...

701
00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:43,770
- Take me seriously!
- I do take you seriously, but...

702
00:45:43,770 --> 00:45:47,127
Listen to this. Am I crazy? Wha...? Ah!

703
00:45:47,223 --> 00:45:51,923
It's a rumbling. Listen to that goddamn...
Where the hell is that coming from?

704
00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:56,718
- It's probably just the elevator shaft.
- It's not. It's coming from the walls.

705
00:45:56,718 --> 00:45:59,308
Let's... Let's... Can we check into a hotel?

706
00:45:59,404 --> 00:46:02,281
- Oh, you're crazy!
- I can't sleep here. I can't.

707
00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:04,583
Where's the aspirin? What d'you do...

708
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:07,557
I can help you fix this place up,
if you give me a chance.

709
00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:09,954
No, and I don't want you living here.

710
00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:13,791
Tonight is a special occasion.
It's my first night in the apartment,

711
00:46:13,791 --> 00:46:17,628
so I wanted to break in the place
and I was afraid to sleep alone.

712
00:46:18,203 --> 00:46:20,697
Hey, what is this?
There's brown water!

713
00:46:20,793 --> 00:46:23,958
- The pipes are rusty.
- What is this, Tracy?

714
00:46:24,054 --> 00:46:27,602
- The pipes are rusty.
- Look at this. It's brown water.

715
00:46:27,602 --> 00:46:31,247
I'm paying $700 a month.
I got rats with bongos and a frog.

716
00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:33,261
And I got brown water here.

717
00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:36,331
- Look. It's disgusting.
- What's gonna happen to us?

718
00:46:36,426 --> 00:46:39,975
Listen. You keep ignoring me.
What's gonna happen with us?

719
00:46:39,975 --> 00:46:43,620
What do you mean?
D'you have a good time with me?

720
00:46:43,620 --> 00:46:47,456
- Aren't I a load of laughs and fun?
- Yes.

721
00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:49,758
So, and that's it, and we have fun.

722
00:46:49,854 --> 00:46:53,019
Then you're gonna go to London
exactly as we discussed it.

723
00:46:53,115 --> 00:46:57,623
You're gonna take advantage of that
opportunity and study acting over there.

724
00:46:57,623 --> 00:47:01,652
And you'll think of me always
as a fond memory. It'll be nice.

725
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,433
You know we have to
stop seeing each other?

726
00:47:04,433 --> 00:47:06,735
Oh, yeah. Right, right.

727
00:47:06,831 --> 00:47:10,955
I understand. I could tell by
the sound of your voice over the phone.

728
00:47:10,955 --> 00:47:15,079
Very authoritative, you know.
Like the Pope or the computer in 2001.

729
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:17,957
It's not fair to you
and I don't know what I'm doing.

730
00:47:17,957 --> 00:47:20,451
- Right.
- I mean... Come on, don't be angry.

731
00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:23,903
You brought this up. You're not happy
the way things are going.

732
00:47:23,999 --> 00:47:29,754
I'm not angry. It's just I knew it was gonna
end, but now it's happened I'm upset, OK?

733
00:47:29,754 --> 00:47:32,152
Look, you don't wanna
make a commitment.

734
00:47:32,248 --> 00:47:36,660
And I don't wanna break up my marriage
and then find out we're no good together.

735
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:38,962
I've gotta start thinking about Emily.

736
00:47:39,058 --> 00:47:44,813
OK, you made your point very clear. I'm
just glad one of us had the nerve to end it.
737
00:47:44,813 --> 00:47:47,306
- Will you be all right?
- Yeah...

738
00:47:47,402 --> 00:47:50,855
Of course I will. What d'you think
I'm gonna do? Hang myself?

739
00:47:50,855 --> 00:47:54,308
I'm a beautiful woman.
I'm young, highly intelligent.

740
00:47:54,308 --> 00:47:56,802
I got everything going for me. The point...

741
00:47:57,569 --> 00:48:02,077
The point is that... I don't know,
I'm all fucked up. I'm just... Shit!

742
00:48:02,077 --> 00:48:06,777
What am I doing in this relationship
anyway? My phone never stops ringing.

743
00:48:06,777 --> 00:48:11,476
I could go to bed with the entire faculty
of MIT, if I wanted to. It's just...

744
00:48:11,476 --> 00:48:14,929
I don't know. I'm wasting myself
on a married man, so I don't know.

745
00:48:16,656 --> 00:48:20,492
Listen, I think I'd better go now.
I just want you to have this.

746
00:48:20,588 --> 00:48:25,288
- I got these tickets to see Rampal tonight.
- Oh, Mary. This is very hard on me, too.

747
00:48:25,288 --> 00:48:27,782
Please! Just take them
and go with your wife.

748
00:48:27,877 --> 00:48:31,810
Mary, you love Rampal.
Call somebody up. Take Isaac.
749
00:48:31,810 --> 00:48:33,728
Fuck off, Yale!

750
00:48:34,975 --> 00:48:40,058
I know you're gonna think the water's
a little brown, but you can drink it.

751
00:48:40,058 --> 00:48:42,073
Don't get thrown by this.

752
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,142
- I'm really sorry for bothering you.
- No problem.

753
00:48:45,238 --> 00:48:50,225
- It's just... God, this is brown, isn't it?
- It is, but you get used to it after a while.

754
00:48:50,225 --> 00:48:52,048
I didn't know who to call.

755
00:48:52,143 --> 00:48:55,405
I don't think you should take Valium.
It causes cancer.

756
00:48:55,405 --> 00:48:58,666
- No. Half a Valium?
- Yeah, abdominal cancer, I think.

757
00:48:58,666 --> 00:49:00,680
When did they find that out?

758
00:49:00,776 --> 00:49:04,708
That's just my theory, but I think
it's correct. I got tissues someplace.

759
00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:07,873
- Well, I guess I deserve everything I get.
- Come on.

760
00:49:07,969 --> 00:49:09,983
It's true. It's really true. I mean,
I knew it couldn't possibly work out.

761
00:49:09,983 --> 00:49:12,093
It's true. It's really true. I mean,
I knew it couldn't possibly work out.

762
00:49:12,093 --> 00:49:13,916
Yeah, you pick a married guy

763
00:49:14,012 --> 00:49:17,752
and when it doesn't work out,
it confirms your worst feelings.

764
00:49:17,752 --> 00:49:19,766
What worst feelings?

765
00:49:19,862 --> 00:49:24,754
You know. Your feelings about men
and marriage and that nothing works.

766
00:49:24,754 --> 00:49:28,303
Oh, please, don't psychoanalyse me.
I pay a doctor for that.

767
00:49:28,303 --> 00:49:32,427
Hey. You call that guy
that you talk to a doctor?

768
00:49:32,523 --> 00:49:38,182
You don't get suspicious when he calls
you at 3am and weeps into the telephone?

769
00:49:38,182 --> 00:49:40,963
So he's unorthodox.
He's a highly qualified doctor.

770
00:49:41,059 --> 00:49:45,279
He's done a great job on you. Your
self-esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.

771
00:49:45,279 --> 00:49:47,389
What is that noise?

772
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:51,801
Yeah. Incredible, isn't it? There's a guy
upstairs. I don't know what the hell it is.

773
00:49:51,801 --> 00:49:55,734
It's like he's up there strangling a parrot
or something. I can't stand it.
774
00:49:55,830 --> 00:50:00,050
- How can you stand it? It's terrible.
- I know. I used to have a great apartment.

775
00:50:00,050 --> 00:50:04,366
- Wanna go for a walk? It's quieter out.
- No, I think I'll just go home.

776
00:50:04,366 --> 00:50:06,380
No, come on.

777
00:50:07,627 --> 00:50:09,641
He led me on! That's the point of it.
Why am I reluctant to criticise him?

778
00:50:09,641 --> 00:50:11,751
He led me on! That's the point of it.
Why am I reluctant to criticise him?

779
00:50:11,751 --> 00:50:14,821
Relax. Yale would not do that.
He's not that kind of a guy.

780
00:50:14,821 --> 00:50:17,890
Don't defend him.
You guys all stick up for each other.

781
00:50:17,986 --> 00:50:20,863
Yale has his problems as we all do.
I'm starting to sound like Rabbi Blitzstein.

782
00:50:20,863 --> 00:50:24,220
Well, thanks for letting me come over.
I appreciate it. It's very nice of you.

783
00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:27,673
Well, thanks for letting me come over.
I appreciate it. It's very nice of you.

784
00:50:27,673 --> 00:50:30,934
Tracy and I are going out tonight,
if you wanna come along.

785
00:50:30,934 --> 00:50:33,428
Oh, no, I'll be fine. I'll be OK.
786
00:50:33,428 --> 00:50:34,962
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

787
00:50:35,058 --> 00:50:39,470
- That's a healthy piece of towel paper.
- Oh, gee. God!

788
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,484
Well, goodbye. Thanks a lot.

789
00:50:43,115 --> 00:50:47,335
But my point is a cab driver
doesn't make enough money...

790
00:50:47,335 --> 00:50:51,555
Oh, look at that... that guy's toupee.
That's unbelievable.

791
00:50:51,651 --> 00:50:56,543
That is hilarious. There's a... a...
an inch of cheesecloth. You can see it.

792
00:50:56,543 --> 00:50:59,996
I don't know why, you know,
his loved ones don't tell him.

793
00:51:00,092 --> 00:51:04,504
It's like the toupee dropped on his head
from a window ledge as he was walking.

794
00:51:04,504 --> 00:51:08,916
But look at his wife. Looks like her face
has been lifted about 8,000 times.

795
00:51:08,916 --> 00:51:11,697
I know. It's so plastic. It's so tight.

796
00:51:11,697 --> 00:51:14,478
I hate that. I just hate that. I wish...

797
00:51:14,574 --> 00:51:18,411
Why can't they just age naturally
instead of putting all that junk on?

798
00:51:18,411 --> 00:51:21,096
I know. Old faces are... are nice.

799
00:51:21,096 --> 00:51:23,207
Yeah. They're great.

800
00:51:25,317 --> 00:51:29,633
Hey, be careful. I think
I got black bean sauce in the bed.

801
00:51:29,633 --> 00:51:33,949
Oh, look. It's great.
The late show's a WC Fields film.

802
00:51:36,251 --> 00:51:38,265
Oh, great. We gotta watch that.

803
00:51:40,855 --> 00:51:42,677
Oh, God.

804
00:51:43,444 --> 00:51:46,897
Boy, I really feel good, you know.
I got my life together finally.

805
00:51:46,897 --> 00:51:48,240
Yeah?

806
00:51:48,336 --> 00:51:53,323
You know, I just had to cut this thing off
finally. I'm not the type for affairs.

807
00:51:53,419 --> 00:51:58,119
- D'you ever hear from Mary, or see her?
- No. We just cut it off. It's easier that way.

808
00:51:58,119 --> 00:52:01,764
She's terrific. She deserves more
than a fling with a married guy.

809
00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:06,655
- Yeah, she's screwed up, but great.
- Right up your alley. You oughta call her.

810
00:52:06,655 --> 00:52:08,957
- I... I should call her?
- Yeah.

811
00:52:09,053 --> 00:52:11,643
- Why should I call her?
- Because she likes you.

812
00:52:11,643 --> 00:52:13,561
She told me she did.

813
00:52:13,657 --> 00:52:17,110
- You're crazy.
- No. She said she finds you attractive.

814
00:52:17,110 --> 00:52:19,987
- She said she found me attractive?
- Yeah.

815
00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:23,440
- When was this?
- She said it when she first met you.

816
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,126
- I didn't know. I can't.
- Sorry about that.

817
00:52:26,126 --> 00:52:28,044
I always think of you guys together

818
00:52:29,387 --> 00:52:32,744
It's over. Unless you're serious
about Tracy. Are you?

819
00:52:32,839 --> 00:52:35,813
- No. Tracy's too young.
- Then call her up.

820
00:52:35,813 --> 00:52:40,800
Listen, she's an unhappy person.
I mean, she needs something in her life.

821
00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:45,020
- I think you guys would be good together.
- I could be a good influence on her.

822
00:52:45,116 --> 00:52:50,104
I think that under my personal vibrations,
I could put her life in a kind of good order.

823
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:55,475
That's what you said about Jill, and she
went from bisexuality to homosexuality.

824
00:52:55,571 --> 00:52:58,640
Yeah, but I gave it
the old college try there for a while.

825
00:52:58,544 --> 00:53:02,285
- Listen, you should call her up.
- No kidding. What did she say about me?

826
00:53:02,285 --> 00:53:05,929
She said that she likes you very much.
She thinks you're smart.

827
00:53:06,025 --> 00:53:08,615
- She thinks you're...
- Keep going. Don't stop.

828
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,917
- Attractive.
- Really? No kidding.

829
00:53:31,346 --> 00:53:34,607
You see, to me a great movie
is with WC Fields. That's what I like.

830
00:53:34,799 --> 00:53:39,403
Or Grand Illusion. That's... I see that every
time it's on television, if I'm aware of it.

831
00:53:39,211 --> 00:53:41,321
So what you got to eat here? Nothing.

832
00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:46,597
Oh, Jesus, what is this? You got a corned
beef sandwich here from 19517, I think.

833
00:53:46,597 --> 00:53:49,378
- Look at this. I mean...
- Yeah, I know, I know.

834
00:53:49,378 --> 00:53:52,831
- I don't have time to cook.
- Corned beef should not be blue.

835
00:53:52,927 --> 00:53:55,133
It's really terrible.

836
00:53:55,229 --> 00:53:56,668
- Hey.
- What?

837
00:53:56,572 --> 00:53:58,106
Come here.

838
00:54:04,053 --> 00:54:05,875
What're you doing?

839
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:09,808
What am I doing? You have to ask?
I was kissing you flush on the mouth.

840
00:54:09,808 --> 00:54:12,877
I... I cannot get my life
in any kind of order. It's just...

841
00:54:12,877 --> 00:54:15,946
- It's something I wanted to do for ages.
- Yeah, I know.

842
00:54:16,138 --> 00:54:20,646
Do you? Cos I... I thought I was hiding it.
I was trying to be real cool and casual.

843
00:54:20,742 --> 00:54:23,331
I thought you wanted to kiss me
at the planetarium.

844
00:54:23,331 --> 00:54:25,346
- I did.
- I thought so.

845
00:54:25,346 --> 00:54:30,717
But you were going out with Yale then and
I would never in a million years interfere...

846
00:54:30,717 --> 00:54:32,731
Did you want me to kiss you?

847
00:54:32,827 --> 00:54:36,471
I don't know what I wanted.
I was so angry at Yale that day.
848
00:54:36,567 --> 00:54:40,116
But you were so sexy.
You were soaking wet from the rain

849
00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:43,857
and I had a mad impulse
to throw you down on the lunar surface

850
00:54:43,953 --> 00:54:46,926
and commit
interstellar perversion with you.

851
00:54:47,022 --> 00:54:51,626
I can't go from relationship to
relationship. It's senseless. I can't do it.

852
00:54:51,626 --> 00:54:55,079
Well, what... Are you still
hung up on Yale? Is that the problem?

853
00:54:55,079 --> 00:54:57,093
I've got too many problems.

854
00:54:57,189 --> 00:55:01,217
I'm really not the person
to get involved with. I'm trouble.

855
00:55:01,121 --> 00:55:05,149
- Hey, honey, Trouble is my middle name.
- What are you saying?

856
00:55:05,341 --> 00:55:07,835
Actually, my middle name is Mortimer.

857
00:55:07,643 --> 00:55:09,657
I'm... I'm kidding.

858
00:55:12,247 --> 00:55:15,508
My problem is I'm both attracted
and repelled by the male organ.

859
00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:20,304
So it doesn't make for
good relationships with men.

860
00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:22,702
What about your relationships
with women?

861
00:55:22,702 --> 00:55:25,867
You never really told me much
about your first wife.

862
00:55:25,963 --> 00:55:29,320
My first wife was
a kindergarten teacher, you know.

863
00:55:29,224 --> 00:55:32,581
She got into drugs
and she... moved to San Francisco.

864
00:55:32,676 --> 00:55:34,691
Went into est, became a Moonie.

865
00:55:34,787 --> 00:55:37,184
She's with
the William Morris Agency now.

866
00:55:37,088 --> 00:55:38,527
D'you like that?

867
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:42,651
This... this, I think, has a kind of
wonderful otherness to it, you know.

868
00:55:42,651 --> 00:55:45,337
- A marvellous negative capability.
- OK.

869
00:55:45,433 --> 00:55:48,214
Kind of wonderful energy to it,
don't you think?

870
00:55:55,216 --> 00:55:58,765
I thought that wine
was wonderful, didn't you think?

871
00:55:58,669 --> 00:56:01,546
And it just made my face
all flushed and hot.

872
00:56:01,738 --> 00:56:07,013
Yeah. You look so beautiful
I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter.

873
00:56:07,013 --> 00:56:08,644
It's 14 bucks!

874
00:56:08,644 --> 00:56:11,713
I know, but it was a great restaurant.
Didn't you love it?

875
00:56:11,905 --> 00:56:14,207
Yeah, I love seafood. Course I'm drunk.
I don't know if you can tell or not.

876
00:56:14,207 --> 00:56:17,276
Hey, you know, it was the only time
in my life I ever had Chianti from Warsaw.

877
00:56:17,276 --> 00:56:20,345
Hey, you know, it was the only time
in my life I ever had Chianti from Warsaw.

878
00:56:20,249 --> 00:56:21,976
- Give me a kiss.
- OK.

879
00:56:31,183 --> 00:56:32,718
What are you thinking?

880
00:56:32,814 --> 00:56:36,171
I was thinking there must be
something wrong with me

881
00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:38,761
because I've never had a relationship

882
00:56:38,857 --> 00:56:42,597
that's lasted longer than
the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.

883
00:56:42,597 --> 00:56:44,515
I think you're still drunk!

884
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,799
It's great. It's... it's...

885
00:57:24,799 --> 00:57:29,882
I don't play the harmonica, but it's
an incredible... harmonica is what it is.

886
00:57:29,882 --> 00:57:34,966
Well, you said you wanted to learn.
I'm trying to open up that side of you.

887
00:57:35,062 --> 00:57:38,994
Tracy, you're throwing away
an enormous amount of real affection

888
00:57:38,994 --> 00:57:41,008
on the wrong person.

889
00:57:41,104 --> 00:57:43,118
It's not wrong for me.

890
00:57:46,859 --> 00:57:51,367
Listen, I don't... I don't think
we should keep seeing each other.

891
00:57:51,271 --> 00:57:53,285
Why not?

892
00:57:53,381 --> 00:57:56,930
Because I think you're getting
too hung up on me, you know?

893
00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:59,328
"Hung up on me."
I'm starting to sound like you.

894
00:57:59,423 --> 00:58:01,821
I'm not hung up on you.
I'm in love with you.

895
00:58:01,917 --> 00:58:04,507
You can't be in love with me.
We've been over this.

896
00:58:04,699 --> 00:58:08,343
You're a kid. You don't know what
love means. I don't know what it means.

897
00:58:08,247 --> 00:58:10,453
Nobody knows what the hell's going on.
898
00:58:10,549 --> 00:58:13,139
We have laughs together.
I care about you.

899
00:58:13,331 --> 00:58:16,304
Your concerns are my concerns.
We have great sex.

900
00:58:16,304 --> 00:58:18,222
You... But you're 17 years old.

901
00:58:18,222 --> 00:58:21,963
By the time you're 21,
you'll have a dozen relationships,

902
00:58:21,867 --> 00:58:24,553
believe me,
far more passionate than this one.

903
00:58:24,649 --> 00:58:26,855
Well, don't you love me?

904
00:58:29,828 --> 00:58:32,418
The truth is that I love somebody else.

905
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:37,501
You do?

906
00:58:39,132 --> 00:58:41,338
Hey, come on... We... we...

907
00:58:41,146 --> 00:58:44,694
This was supposed to be
a temporary fling. You know that.

908
00:58:45,558 --> 00:58:47,764
You met someone?

909
00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:50,353
Don't stare at me with those big eyes.

910
00:58:50,449 --> 00:58:55,245
You look like one of those barefoot kids
from Bolivia who needs foster parents.

911
00:58:55,149 --> 00:58:57,259
Have you been seeing someone?

912
00:58:57,163 --> 00:58:59,561
No. Yes. Someone older.

913
00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:01,959
I mean, y-y-you know, y-y-you know.

914
00:59:02,055 --> 00:59:05,699
Not as old as I am,
but in the same general ballpark as me.

915
00:59:07,426 --> 00:59:09,344
Gee, now I don't feel so good.

916
00:59:10,207 --> 00:59:12,989
It's not right. You shouldn't get hung...

917
00:59:12,989 --> 00:59:15,866
I mean, you should open up your life.

918
00:59:15,962 --> 00:59:17,976
You know, you've got to.

919
00:59:18,072 --> 00:59:22,580
You state it like it's to my advantage,
when it's you that wants to get out of it.

920
00:59:22,484 --> 00:59:25,553
Hey, don't be so precocious, OK?
I mean, don't be so smart.

921
00:59:25,745 --> 00:59:30,061
I'm 42. My hair's falling out. I'm starting
to lose some hearing in my right ear.

922
00:59:29,965 --> 00:59:31,500
Is that what you want?

923
00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:37,734
I can't believe that you met somebody
that you like better than me.

924
00:59:37,830 --> 00:59:40,420
Why should I feel guilty about this?
925
00:59:40,612 --> 00:59:44,256
I've always encouraged you
to go out with guys more your own age.

926
00:59:44,352 --> 00:59:48,668
Kids from your class.
Billy and Biff and Scooter.

927
00:59:48,477 --> 00:59:52,217
And, you know, little Tommy or Terry.

928
00:59:52,217 --> 00:59:54,615
Hey, come on, don't cry.

929
00:59:56,821 --> 00:59:58,835
Don't cry.

930
00:59:58,931 --> 01:00:00,754
Come on, don't cry.

931
01:00:00,754 --> 01:00:05,741
Tracy... Tracy, don't...
Come on. Don't cry, Tracy.

932
01:00:05,933 --> 01:00:08,906
- Tracy...
- Just leave me alone.

933
01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:13,894
Tracy, come on, don't...

934
01:00:13,990 --> 01:00:16,004
Leave me alone.

935
01:01:11,154 --> 01:01:13,743
- That was wonderful.
- I'll say.

936
01:01:13,647 --> 01:01:16,909
- I love being in the country.
- It's very relaxing.

937
01:01:17,196 --> 01:01:21,992
The mosquitoes have sucked all the blood
out of my left leg. Apart from that...
938
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,157
- Doesn't it make you feel better?
- Yeah, you were dynamite,

939
01:01:25,253 --> 01:01:28,418
except I felt for about
two seconds you were faking.

940
01:01:28,322 --> 01:01:29,857
- Not a lot.
- No.

941
01:01:29,953 --> 01:01:33,501
Yes. When you dug your nails
into my neck, you were a little...

942
01:01:33,597 --> 01:01:35,995
Well, I guess I'm nervous around you.

943
01:01:35,995 --> 01:01:38,393
- Still?
- Well, yeah.

944
01:01:38,489 --> 01:01:41,366
- So crazy.
- Because I'd like everything to work out.

945
01:01:41,558 --> 01:01:45,587
It will. You should leave everything to me.
I'll make everything happen.

946
01:01:45,491 --> 01:01:47,409
D'you really promise?

947
01:01:47,601 --> 01:01:50,190
Because I like you.
I feel good around you.

948
01:01:50,094 --> 01:01:51,821
I don't blame you.

949
01:01:52,013 --> 01:01:56,712
Yeah, I mean... Yale was great, he was
absolutely great, but he was married.

950
01:01:56,617 --> 01:01:58,823
And Jeremiah, my ex-husband.

951
01:01:58,918 --> 01:02:01,796
He was just this oversexed,
brilliant kind of animal.

952
01:02:01,988 --> 01:02:05,632
- Hey, what am I? Grandma Moses?
- Not at all. No, no, no.

953
01:02:05,441 --> 01:02:08,222
- You're much different.
- Yeah?

954
01:02:08,414 --> 01:02:11,867
Yes. You're someone
I could imagine having children with.

955
01:02:11,963 --> 01:02:13,114
- Really?
- Yeah.

956
01:02:13,114 --> 01:02:15,511
Hit the lights. Go ahead. Turn 'em out.

957
01:02:15,415 --> 01:02:17,238
We'll trade fours.

958
01:03:15,553 --> 01:03:17,663
Well, we never see you any more.

959
01:03:17,855 --> 01:03:20,253
Cos I'm working on my book.
I'm submerged.

960
01:03:20,445 --> 01:03:23,897
- It's that girl. Serious, isn't it?
- Well, serious, you know.

961
01:03:23,897 --> 01:03:27,638
When are we gonna get to meet her?
I'm sure Yale'd like to meet her.

962
01:03:27,638 --> 01:03:29,460
We should go out sometime.
963
01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:32,817
I don't understand. Why does he
need a car? A sudden urge.

964
01:03:32,913 --> 01:03:34,640
He just wants it.

965
01:03:34,832 --> 01:03:36,846
What...? Is there nothing I can do
to dissuade you from this?

966
01:03:36,654 --> 01:03:38,668
What...? Is there nothing I can do
to dissuade you from this?

967
01:03:38,764 --> 01:03:43,656
It's so crazy. They should ban all cars
from Manhattan. I mean, this is crazy.

968
01:03:43,847 --> 01:03:47,588
Listen, Emily wants to know
why I never bring Mary around.

969
01:03:47,588 --> 01:03:49,602
Why not bring Mary around?

970
01:03:49,602 --> 01:03:52,671
- I don't know. Is it awkward for you?
- Are you kidding?

971
01:03:52,671 --> 01:03:55,261
I spoke to her. It's no problem for her.

972
01:03:55,261 --> 01:03:57,083
- Then why not?
- Well, you know.

973
01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:01,112
Hey, don't get this thing. I hate cars.
It screws up the environment.

974
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:03,318
- This is a work of art.
- Yeah.

975
01:04:03,318 --> 01:04:04,756
- Hi.
- Hi.

976
01:04:04,756 --> 01:04:06,771
- This is Emily.
- Hello. Nice to meet you.

977
01:04:06,866 --> 01:04:08,977
- This is Emily.
- Hello. Nice to meet you.

978
01:04:08,881 --> 01:04:10,799
- This is Yale.
- Hi, Yale.

979
01:04:11,662 --> 01:04:13,484
So, shall we go?

980
01:04:15,403 --> 01:04:17,321
- Yeah, let's go.
- Sure.

981
01:05:00,194 --> 01:05:03,072
Look at that.
That building is almost torn down.

982
01:05:03,263 --> 01:05:06,141
Can't they have those things
declared landmarks?

983
01:05:06,045 --> 01:05:08,155
Yeah, I once tried to block demolition.

984
01:05:08,347 --> 01:05:12,567
Getting some people to lay in front of a
building, and a cop stepped on my hand.

985
01:05:12,471 --> 01:05:14,773
The city's really changing.

986
01:05:15,732 --> 01:05:19,952
I need something for round the house
that doesn't make me look too Mexican.

987
01:05:20,144 --> 01:05:21,487
Ugh, this is...
988
01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:24,844
- Mary?
- Oh, my God. Jeremiah. Well...

989
01:05:24,844 --> 01:05:25,803
Hi.

990
01:05:27,146 --> 01:05:31,174
- Jeremiah, this is my friend Isaac Davis.
- Hi. Glad to meet you.

991
01:05:31,078 --> 01:05:33,380
- God, this is incredible.
- Incredible.

992
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:36,833
I'm in town for a few days.
There's a symposium on semantics.

993
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,998
- Well...
- And you're looking so great. I just, uh...

994
01:05:40,094 --> 01:05:44,506
- You. You're so thin. You lost weight.
- Well, I have an exercise machine.

995
01:05:44,506 --> 01:05:47,000
Well, you really look good. Really good.

996
01:05:47,096 --> 01:05:51,795
God. Well, I'm a bit late,
but it's just so nice seeing you.

997
01:05:51,987 --> 01:05:54,961
- It's great seeing you.
- I read an article by you

998
01:05:54,961 --> 01:05:56,975
- On Brecht.
- Oh, shit! I know.

999
01:05:57,071 --> 01:06:00,044
I always was a sucker
for Germanic theatre.

1000
01:05:59,852 --> 01:06:01,866
- Well...
- God.

1001
01:06:02,154 --> 01:06:06,086
- OK. Well, God... OK. So long.
- Bye. Bye, Jeremiah.

1002
01:06:05,895 --> 01:06:07,813
Bye. Bye.

1003
01:06:09,347 --> 01:06:12,609
God, what a surprise.
I cannot get over it. My ex-husband.

1004
01:06:12,609 --> 01:06:15,774
And he really does look a lot thinner.
He looks great.

1005
01:06:15,870 --> 01:06:17,884
You certainly fooled me. I was shocked
cos that's not what I expected.

1006
01:06:17,692 --> 01:06:20,953
You certainly fooled me. I was shocked
cos that's not what I expected.

1007
01:06:20,953 --> 01:06:24,310
- What did you expect?
- I don't know. You had always led me to...

1008
01:06:24,502 --> 01:06:27,859
You said he was a ladies' man,
that he opened you up sexually.

1009
01:06:27,667 --> 01:06:32,367
- So? So?
- Then this little homunculus, you know...

1010
01:06:32,558 --> 01:06:35,148
He's quite devastating.

1011
01:06:35,148 --> 01:06:36,779
Really?

1012
01:06:36,779 --> 01:06:40,327
Well, it's... it's amazing
how subjective all that stuff is.

1013
01:06:40,231 --> 01:06:41,958
I don't know what you're...

1014
01:06:44,164 --> 01:06:47,425
- Boy, you're really typing away.
- Yeah, it's a cinch.

1015
01:06:47,425 --> 01:06:49,343
You still reviewing Tolstoy?

1016
01:06:49,343 --> 01:06:52,988
No, no, I finished that two days ago.
I'm on that novelisation.

1017
01:06:52,988 --> 01:06:56,633
What... what do you waste your time
with a novelisation for?

1018
01:06:56,729 --> 01:06:59,222
Why? Because it's easy and it pays well.

1019
01:06:59,318 --> 01:07:03,922
It's like another contemporary American
phenomenon that's truly moronic.

1020
01:07:03,922 --> 01:07:08,814
The novelisations of movies.
You're much too brilliant for that.

1021
01:07:08,814 --> 01:07:11,211
You should be doing other stuff.

1022
01:07:11,787 --> 01:07:15,815
- Like what?
- Fiction. I've seen your fiction. It's terrific.

1023
01:07:16,007 --> 01:07:17,254
Hello?

1024
01:07:17,350 --> 01:07:19,460
Mary, hi. It's Yale.

1025
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:21,762
I was hoping you'd pick up.
1026
01:07:21,762 --> 01:07:23,968
Listen, could we meet for coffee?

1027
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,366
Well, why? What is it?

1028
01:07:26,462 --> 01:07:30,778
Well, you know, I miss you.
I just thought maybe we could talk.

1029
01:07:30,874 --> 01:07:35,382
No, I don't think that would be possible.
I don't think that would be possible at all.

1030
01:07:35,286 --> 01:07:38,738
I'm sorry, I just, uh...
No, I... I'm sorry. I gotta go.

1031
01:07:43,822 --> 01:07:46,028
- Who was that?
- What?

1032
01:07:46,124 --> 01:07:48,138
Who was that on the phone just now?

1033
01:07:48,234 --> 01:07:51,879
- Uh, dance lessons.
- Dance lessons that was?!

1034
01:07:53,317 --> 01:07:55,427
Yeah. Do we want free dance lessons?

1035
01:07:56,578 --> 01:08:04,251
Right. They give you one free lesson,
then they hook you for $50,000 worth.

1036
01:08:08,663 --> 01:08:12,020
Viking loved my book.
They loved the first four chapters

1037
01:08:12,116 --> 01:08:14,706
and, you know,
they were really complimentary.

1038
01:08:14,706 --> 01:08:17,487
Yale had read them
and thought they showed promise.

1039
01:08:17,487 --> 01:08:20,269
But Yale's family,
so of course he's encouraging.

1040
01:08:20,269 --> 01:08:22,475
But Viking will shell out the money.

1041
01:08:22,571 --> 01:08:27,654
Maybe it'll inspire Yale to finish his book.
He's been talking about it long enough.

1042
01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:32,354
Mary read the stuff and she was
laughing out loud. I respect her judgment.

1043
01:08:32,354 --> 01:08:35,999
- Although she's doing a think piece on...
- Hello?

1044
01:08:36,094 --> 01:08:39,547
Hey, where were you? You were
supposed to be home an hour ago.

1045
01:08:39,547 --> 01:08:42,712
- Uh... I bought the car.
- Oh, no. You did?

1046
01:08:42,808 --> 01:08:45,974
I know it's a meaningless extravagance,
but I had to have it.

1047
01:08:45,782 --> 01:08:47,700
- That thing we saw?
- Yeah.

1048
01:08:47,892 --> 01:08:51,536
Did you hear Viking Press loved
the first four chapters of lke's book?

1049
01:08:51,632 --> 01:08:53,838
- Great!
- They were real complimentary.

1050
01:08:53,742 --> 01:08:55,948
Next week I get the car
and we'll celebrate.

1051
01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:57,675
- OK.
- In our new car.

1052
01:09:48,509 --> 01:09:50,715
Jesus, listen to this.

1053
01:09:50,811 --> 01:09:54,839
"Making love to this
deeper, more masterful female

1054
01:09:54,743 --> 01:09:57,621
made me realise
what an empty experience,

1055
01:09:57,812 --> 01:10:01,073
what a bizarre charade
sex with my husband was."

1056
01:10:00,978 --> 01:10:03,855
Please. That is so nauseating. I...

1057
01:10:04,047 --> 01:10:07,212
Is this true? Did you make love
with Jill and a woman?

1058
01:10:07,308 --> 01:10:09,322
She put that in?

1059
01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:12,775
Christ! She wanted to, I think.
I didn't wanna be a bad sport.

1060
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:15,173
- Did you have a good time?
- No, I didn't.

1061
01:10:15,365 --> 01:10:18,434
Did you hear the one
where he tried to run her lover over?

1062
01:10:18,434 --> 01:10:20,736
- Oh, yeah.
- Whose side are you on?
1063
01:10:20,736 --> 01:10:22,558
I didn't try and run her over.
It was raining. The car lurched.

1064
01:10:22,558 --> 01:10:25,435
Jesus, now everybody in town
is gonna know all these details.

1065
01:10:25,435 --> 01:10:28,313
Jesus, now everybody in town
is gonna know all these details.

1066
01:10:28,409 --> 01:10:30,711
Everybody... All my friends and...

1067
01:10:30,711 --> 01:10:34,931
Listen. "He was given to
fits of rage, Jewish, liberal paranoia,

1068
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:37,808
male chauvinism,
self-righteous misanthropy,

1069
01:10:37,904 --> 01:10:40,014
and nihilistic moods of despair."

1070
01:10:40,014 --> 01:10:42,987
"He had complaints about life,
but never solutions."

1071
01:10:43,275 --> 01:10:46,920
"He longed to be an artist,
but balked at the necessary sacrifices."

1072
01:10:46,728 --> 01:10:49,893
"In his most private moments,
he spoke of his fear of death

1073
01:10:49,989 --> 01:10:54,593
which he elevated to tragic heights
when, in fact, it was mere narcissism."

1074
01:10:54,593 --> 01:10:58,238
- I came here to strangle you.
- Nothing I wrote was untrue.
1075
01:10:58,334 --> 01:11:00,635
You make me out to be
Lee Harvey Oswald!

1076
01:11:00,635 --> 01:11:02,362
It's an honest account.

1077
01:11:02,554 --> 01:11:05,143
- That I'm narcissistic?
- You're self-obsessed.

1078
01:11:05,047 --> 01:11:08,980
- Misanthropic and self-righteous?
- I wrote some nice things about you.

1079
01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:10,802
Like what? What?

1080
01:11:10,898 --> 01:11:12,912
You cry when you see
Gone With The Wind.

1081
01:11:13,871 --> 01:11:15,886
What are you laughing about?

1082
01:11:15,982 --> 01:11:19,722
- You let her write that garbage?
- Wait. This is between you two.

1083
01:11:19,722 --> 01:11:22,504
D'you honestly think
that I tried to run you over?

1084
01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:25,957
You just happened to hit the gas
as I walked in front of the car.

1085
01:11:25,957 --> 01:11:29,122
- Did I do it on purpose?
- Well, what would Freud say?

1086
01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:32,383
That I really wanted to run her over.
That's why he was a genius.

1087
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:35,164
Listen, I'm going upstairs.
I got work to do.

1088
01:11:35,068 --> 01:11:37,754
Don't forget that Willie's at ballet class.

1089
01:11:37,850 --> 01:11:39,864
Look, I better warn you.

1090
01:11:39,864 --> 01:11:43,317
I've had some interest in this book
for a movie sale.

1091
01:11:46,674 --> 01:11:48,592
Anybody home?

1092
01:11:48,496 --> 01:11:53,292
Yeah? I got an unbelievable story
to tell you. Absolutely incredible. You OK?

1093
01:11:53,388 --> 01:11:55,018
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah?

1094
01:11:55,018 --> 01:11:58,375
Just let me get one glass of brown water
cos I'm dying of thirst.

1095
01:11:58,471 --> 01:12:02,595
- Isaac, I wanna talk to you first.
- Mm-mm. So I go over to Jill's today

1096
01:12:02,691 --> 01:12:06,720
because I'm real annoyed over that junk
she printed in the book. And...

1097
01:12:06,624 --> 01:12:10,652
Isaac, before you get wound up,
there's something I wanna tell you.

1098
01:12:10,748 --> 01:12:13,721
- What's the matter? You look pale.
- Well...

1099
01:12:16,311 --> 01:12:18,421
Wh... What's the matter?
1100
01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:23,025
Hey, what... Is there something wrong?
What is it?

1101
01:12:28,204 --> 01:12:30,506
I think I'm still in love with Yale.

1102
01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:38,563
What?

1103
01:12:39,810 --> 01:12:42,016
You... Are you kidd...?

1104
01:12:43,934 --> 01:12:46,428
- You are?
- Yes.

1105
01:12:47,674 --> 01:12:50,264
Well, when did this happen? What...

1106
01:12:51,415 --> 01:12:53,717
Well, you are or you think you are?

1107
01:12:53,717 --> 01:12:56,211
I started seeing him again.

1108
01:12:56,019 --> 01:12:58,033
When? Since when?

1109
01:12:59,472 --> 01:13:05,131
Just since today. I mean,
that's why I wanted to be open about it.

1110
01:13:05,322 --> 01:13:08,296
Jesus, I'm... I'm shocked.

1111
01:13:08,296 --> 01:13:12,708
I'm... I'm shocked. I'm surprised.

1112
01:13:12,708 --> 01:13:16,065
I think I've always been in love with him.

1113
01:13:16,257 --> 01:13:18,367
How does he feel about this?
1114
01:13:18,271 --> 01:13:20,093
Well...

1115
01:13:21,052 --> 01:13:24,601
He wants to move out of his place
so that we can live together.

1116
01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:28,150
I'm stunned. I mean, I'm in a state of...

1117
01:13:28,246 --> 01:13:31,315
Somebody should
throw a blanket over me. You know, I'm...

1118
01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:35,439
Well, you see, he called me several times
in a very depressed state

1119
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:37,645
and he still loves me.

1120
01:13:37,837 --> 01:13:42,345
This is shaping up like a Noel Coward
play. Somebody should go make martinis.

1121
01:13:42,249 --> 01:13:44,743
I don't blame you
for being furious with me.

1122
01:13:44,743 --> 01:13:46,757
I'm too stunned to be furious.

1123
01:13:46,853 --> 01:13:51,169
Well, then I wish you would. I wish you'd
get angry so that we could have it out.

1124
01:13:51,265 --> 01:13:53,663
I don't get angry. I tend to internalise.

1125
01:13:53,567 --> 01:13:58,171
I can't express anger. That's one of the
problems I have. I grow a tumour instead.

1126
01:13:58,266 --> 01:14:02,966
Well, I told you that I was trouble from the
beginning, from when we started dating.
1127
01:14:02,870 --> 01:14:05,076
So what does your analyst say?

1128
01:14:05,172 --> 01:14:08,529
Donny's in a coma.
He had a very bad acid experience.

1129
01:14:08,721 --> 01:14:12,078
Oh, that's gr... That's great.
I mean, you know...

1130
01:14:11,886 --> 01:14:15,243
- I think you're making a big mistake here.
- Why?

1131
01:14:15,435 --> 01:14:18,696
Why? Because you... Why?
Because you're preferring Yale to me.

1132
01:14:18,696 --> 01:14:22,053
I know that sounds egotistical,
but... you know...

1133
01:14:22,149 --> 01:14:25,698
This guy's been married 12 years.
What do you think will happen?

1134
01:14:25,602 --> 01:14:28,479
He'll be away from her for a month,
he'll go crazy.

1135
01:14:28,671 --> 01:14:32,603
And if he does commit to you, when
you start to feel secure, you'll drop him.

1136
01:14:32,603 --> 01:14:35,481
I know it.
I give the whole thing... four weeks.

1137
01:14:35,577 --> 01:14:38,166
I can't plan that far in advance.

1138
01:14:38,166 --> 01:14:41,427
- You can't plan four weeks in advance?!
- No!
1139
01:14:41,427 --> 01:14:44,017
What kind of foresight is that?

1140
01:14:44,209 --> 01:14:48,141
Jesus. You know, I knew you were crazy
when we started going out.

1141
01:14:48,141 --> 01:14:53,033
You always think that you're gonna be
the one that makes 'em act different, but...

1142
01:14:53,033 --> 01:14:55,718
Isaac, I'm sorry.
I really am. I'm really sorry.

1143
01:14:55,814 --> 01:14:58,020
Oh, well, I'm...

1144
01:14:58,116 --> 01:15:00,418
I'm sorr... Where are you going?

1145
01:15:00,418 --> 01:15:02,816
- I gotta get some air.
- Oh.

1146
01:15:39,647 --> 01:15:41,085
What are you doing here?

1147
01:15:41,277 --> 01:15:43,483
I spoke to Mary. Were you gonna tell me?

1148
01:15:43,579 --> 01:15:45,593
- I was, but... I'm trying to teach a class.
- So where can we go and talk?

1149
01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:47,607
- I was, but... I'm trying to teach a class.
- So where can we go and talk?

1150
01:15:47,511 --> 01:15:50,677
- How'd you get past the security?
- I walked right past.

1151
01:15:50,773 --> 01:15:53,938
What are you telling me?
That you're gonna leave Emily
1152
01:15:54,034 --> 01:15:56,719
and run away with
the... the winner of the

1153
01:15:56,623 --> 01:15:59,309
Zelda Fitzgerald
Emotional Maturity Award?

1154
01:15:59,405 --> 01:16:01,227
Look, I love her.

1155
01:16:01,227 --> 01:16:05,159
- What kind of crazy friend are you?
- A good friend. I introduced you two.

1156
01:16:05,159 --> 01:16:07,941
- Why? What was the point?
- Cos I thought you liked her!

1157
01:16:07,941 --> 01:16:11,490
- I do! Now we both like her!
- Yeah, well, I liked her first.

1158
01:16:11,682 --> 01:16:16,573
"I liked her first."
What are you, six years old? Jesus!

1159
01:16:16,573 --> 01:16:20,889
Look, would I have encouraged you
to take her out if I still liked her?

1160
01:16:20,985 --> 01:16:23,191
So you liked her? Now you don't like her?

1161
01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:26,740
It's early. You can change your mind
one more time before dinner.

1162
01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:29,617
Don't get sarcastic about this.
You think I like this?

1163
01:16:29,521 --> 01:16:32,782
How long were you gonna see her
without telling me?
1164
01:16:32,782 --> 01:16:35,948
Don't turn this into
one of your big moral issues.

1165
01:16:36,043 --> 01:16:39,976
You could've said, but you... All you had
to do was call me and talk to me.

1166
01:16:39,976 --> 01:16:43,525
I'm understanding. I'd have said no,
but you'd have felt honest.

1167
01:16:43,525 --> 01:16:47,169
I wanted to tell you about it.
I knew it would upset you. I...

1168
01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:49,375
We had a few innocent meetings.

1169
01:16:49,567 --> 01:16:54,555
A few? She said one. You guys should get
your story straight. Don't you rehearse?

1170
01:16:54,363 --> 01:16:56,473
We met twice for coffee.

1171
01:16:56,761 --> 01:16:58,583
Hey, she doesn't drink coffee.

1172
01:16:58,583 --> 01:17:02,899
Did you meet for Sanka? That's not too
romantic. A little on the geriatric side.

1173
01:17:02,995 --> 01:17:04,626
I'm not a saint, OK?

1174
01:17:04,626 --> 01:17:07,119
You're too easy on yourself.
Don't you see?

1175
01:17:07,215 --> 01:17:11,627
You're... You rationalise everything.
You're not honest with yourself.

1176
01:17:11,819 --> 01:17:16,327
You talk about you wanna write a book,
but in the end you'd rather buy a Porsche.

1177
01:17:16,231 --> 01:17:20,451
You cheat a little bit on Emily
and you play around the truth with me.

1178
01:17:20,643 --> 01:17:24,959
The next thing you know you're in front
of a Senate committee naming names.

1179
01:17:24,767 --> 01:17:26,398
You are so self-righteous.

1180
01:17:26,686 --> 01:17:30,906
I mean, we're just people. We're just
human beings. You think you're God!

1181
01:17:30,810 --> 01:17:33,879
I gotta model myself after someone.

1182
01:17:34,071 --> 01:17:37,332
You just can't live the way you do.
It's all so perfect.

1183
01:17:37,332 --> 01:17:40,689
Jesus, what are future generations
gonna say about us? My God!

1184
01:17:40,785 --> 01:17:43,374
You know, someday
we're gonna be like him.

1185
01:17:43,374 --> 01:17:47,978
And he was probably one of the beautiful
people, dancing and playing tennis.

1186
01:17:47,978 --> 01:17:50,472
And now look. This is what happens to us.

1187
01:17:50,568 --> 01:17:54,213
You know, it's important
to have some kind of personal integrity.

1188
01:17:54,309 --> 01:17:56,706
I'll be hanging in a classroom one day

1189
01:17:56,802 --> 01:18:01,502
and I wanna make sure when I thin out
that I'm... well thought of.

1190
01:18:01,502 --> 01:18:02,941
Ike!

1191
01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,859
Isaac, where are you going?

1192
01:18:56,268 --> 01:18:58,858
No, I knew Yale had affairs.

1193
01:18:59,721 --> 01:19:01,735
But then, nothing's perfect.

1194
01:19:01,831 --> 01:19:06,531
Marriage is a... requires
some minor compromises, I guess.

1195
01:19:06,435 --> 01:19:09,504
It's funny cos I'm just a non-compromiser.

1196
01:19:09,696 --> 01:19:12,478
I mean, I can't... I can't see that.

1197
01:19:12,478 --> 01:19:18,041
I think it's always a mistake to look the
other way cos you pay for it in the end.

1198
01:19:18,041 --> 01:19:21,302
But then you saw what Jill
wrote about me in that book.

1199
01:19:21,302 --> 01:19:23,316
I'm living in the past.

1200
01:19:23,412 --> 01:19:25,426
How about you? You seeing anybody?

1201
01:19:25,522 --> 01:19:30,318
Yeah. You know, I... I never had any
problem meeting women. I mean, that's...

1202
01:19:30,413 --> 01:19:33,387
But I was thinking about this
just about a week ago.

1203
01:19:33,387 --> 01:19:37,991
I think, and I know this sounds strange,
but I think I really missed a good bet

1204
01:19:38,087 --> 01:19:40,101
when I let Tracy go.

1205
01:19:40,101 --> 01:19:42,307
- Remember Tracy?
- Yeah. I liked her.

1206
01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:45,376
Yeah. I was thinking about this
at home last week

1207
01:19:45,472 --> 01:19:49,021
and I think, of all the women
I've known over the last years,

1208
01:19:49,212 --> 01:19:53,912
when I actually am honest with myself,
I think I had the most relaxed times

1209
01:19:53,816 --> 01:19:56,406
and, you know, the nicest times with her.

1210
01:19:56,406 --> 01:19:58,996
She was a terrific kid, but young, right?

1211
01:19:59,187 --> 01:20:01,106
So that's that.

1212
01:20:01,010 --> 01:20:03,024
Why don't you call her?

1213
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:05,901
No, I would never do that.
I think I blew that one.

1214
01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:09,546
I kept her at a distance
and I would never give her a chance.

1215
01:20:09,642 --> 01:20:13,383
And she was so sweet, you know.

1216
01:20:13,287 --> 01:20:17,123
She called me. She left a message
with my service about a month ago

1217
01:20:17,219 --> 01:20:23,070
that I should watch Grand Illusion
on television and I never returned her call.

1218
01:20:23,070 --> 01:20:26,139
Cos I, you know, I didn't wanna
lead her on or anything.

1219
01:20:26,331 --> 01:20:28,441
She really cared about me and I...

1220
01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:31,894
You know I was a little pissed off at you.

1221
01:20:31,894 --> 01:20:33,332
Me?

1222
01:20:33,524 --> 01:20:41,197
I figured if you hadn't introduced Mary
to Yale, this might never have happened.

1223
01:20:41,389 --> 01:20:46,281
An idea for a short story
about, um, people in Manhattan

1224
01:20:46,281 --> 01:20:48,966
who are constantly creating

1225
01:20:49,062 --> 01:20:53,474
these real, unnecessary,
neurotic problems for themselves

1226
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:59,229
cos it keeps them from dealing with
more unsolvable, terrifying problems

1227
01:20:59,325 --> 01:21:01,531
about... the universe.

1228
01:21:03,929 --> 01:21:06,231
Let's...
Well, it has to be optimistic.

1229
01:21:06,231 --> 01:21:09,971
Well, all right, why is life worth living?
That's a very good question.

1230
01:21:12,753 --> 01:21:18,316
Well, there are certain things, I guess,
that make it worthwhile.

1231
01:21:18,316 --> 01:21:19,754
Like what?

1232
01:21:20,138 --> 01:21:25,509
OK... for me...

1233
01:21:25,509 --> 01:21:32,607
Ooh, I would say Groucho Marx,
to name one thing.

1234
01:21:32,703 --> 01:21:34,813
And Willie Mays.

1235
01:21:34,813 --> 01:21:40,759
And... the second movement
of the Jupiter Symphony.

1236
01:21:40,855 --> 01:21:48,432
And... Louis Armstrong's
recording of Potato Head Blues.

1237
01:21:48,528 --> 01:21:50,351
Swedish movies, naturally.

1238
01:21:50,351 --> 01:21:53,132
Sentimental Education by Flaubert.

1239
01:21:54,283 --> 01:21:56,297
Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra.

1240
01:21:57,736 --> 01:22:04,642
Those incredible
apples and pears by C?anne.

1241
01:22:04,738 --> 01:22:06,560
The crabs at Sam Wo's.

1242
01:22:09,150 --> 01:22:11,739
Tracy's face.

1243
01:25:45,242 --> 01:25:48,215
Hi.

1244
01:25:49,174 --> 01:25:50,709
I...

1245
01:25:50,805 --> 01:25:52,915
What are you doing here?

1246
01:25:52,915 --> 01:25:55,504
Well, I ran.

1247
01:25:56,368 --> 01:25:59,629
I tried to call you on the phone,
but... it was busy

1248
01:25:59,629 --> 01:26:02,506
so I knew that was two hours' worth of...

1249
01:26:02,410 --> 01:26:05,288
So I couldn't get a taxi cab, so I ran.

1250
01:26:08,932 --> 01:26:11,042
Where you going?

1251
01:26:11,042 --> 01:26:12,769
London.

1252
01:26:13,344 --> 01:26:15,358
You're going to London now?

1253
01:26:15,454 --> 01:26:19,866
What d'you... What d'you mean? If I got
over here two minutes later, you'd be...

1254
01:26:19,770 --> 01:26:21,785
...you'd be going to London?

1255
01:26:27,060 --> 01:26:30,033
Well, let me get right to the point then.
1256
01:26:30,033 --> 01:26:31,760
I don't think you oughta go.

1257
01:26:31,856 --> 01:26:35,788
I think I made a big mistake.
and I would prefer it if you didn't go.

1258
01:26:35,788 --> 01:26:37,706
Oh, Isaac.

1259
01:26:37,706 --> 01:26:42,022
I mean it. I know it looks real bad now,
but, uh, you know, it...

1260
01:26:42,118 --> 01:26:44,996
Are you seeing anybody?
Are you going with anybody?

1261
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,338
No.

1262
01:26:47,393 --> 01:26:49,312
So... well...

1263
01:26:49,504 --> 01:26:53,244
D'you still love me,
or has that worn off or what?

1264
01:26:55,066 --> 01:26:56,985
Jesus, you... pop up...

1265
01:26:57,848 --> 01:27:00,725
You don't call me
and then you suddenly appear.

1266
01:27:01,397 --> 01:27:05,041
I mean... What happened
to that woman you met?

1267
01:27:05,041 --> 01:27:08,686
Well, I'll tell you,
I don't see her any more.

1268
01:27:08,590 --> 01:27:12,235
I made a mistake.
What d'you want me to say?

1269
01:27:13,482 --> 01:27:15,784
I don't think you oughta go to London.

1270
01:27:18,277 --> 01:27:20,483
Well, I have to go.

1271
01:27:20,675 --> 01:27:23,361
I mean, all the plans have been made,
arrangements.

1272
01:27:23,457 --> 01:27:29,595
I mean, my parents are there now
looking for a place for me to live.

1273
01:27:29,403 --> 01:27:31,418
Well...

1274
01:27:31,513 --> 01:27:34,295
Do you still love me or what?

1275
01:27:35,734 --> 01:27:37,652
Do you love me?

1276
01:27:38,227 --> 01:27:40,817
Well, yeah, that's what... Of course.

1277
01:27:40,817 --> 01:27:43,311
That's what this is all about, you know.

1278
01:27:43,407 --> 01:27:46,284
- Guess what? I turned 18 the other day.
- Did you?

1279
01:27:46,188 --> 01:27:48,298
I'm legal, but I'm still a kid.

1280
01:27:48,490 --> 01:27:51,463
You're not such a kid. 18 years old.

1281
01:27:51,463 --> 01:27:54,533
They could draft you.
In some countries you'd be...

1282
01:27:57,026 --> 01:28:00,383
- You look good.
- You really hurt me.

1283
01:28:00,575 --> 01:28:02,589
It was not on purpose, you know.

1284
01:28:02,685 --> 01:28:05,850
I mean, I...
You know, it was... I mean...

1285
01:28:06,618 --> 01:28:09,687
It was just the way
I was looking at things then.

1286
01:28:09,591 --> 01:28:12,181
Well, I'll be back in six months.

1287
01:28:12,181 --> 01:28:14,483
Six months! Are you kidding?

1288
01:28:15,154 --> 01:28:17,264
Six months you're gonna go for?

1289
01:28:18,415 --> 01:28:23,786
We've gone this long. I mean, what's
six months if we still love each other?

1290
01:28:23,786 --> 01:28:25,800
Hey, don't be so mature, OK?

1291
01:28:25,896 --> 01:28:28,486
I mean, six months is a long time.
Six months!

1292
01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:34,241
You're gonna be in the thea... working
in the theatre with actors and directors.

1293
01:28:34,241 --> 01:28:37,981
You know, you go to rehearsal
and you hang out with those people.

1294
01:28:38,173 --> 01:28:43,640
You have lunch a lot and before you know
it attachments form and... you know...
1295
01:28:43,448 --> 01:28:46,805
I mean, you don't wanna get into that...
You'll change.

1296
01:28:46,997 --> 01:28:50,354
In six months you'll be
a completely different person.

1297
01:28:50,258 --> 01:28:53,423
Well, don't you want me
to have that experience?

1298
01:28:53,519 --> 01:28:56,684
I mean, a while ago
you made such a convincing case.

1299
01:28:58,603 --> 01:29:01,768
Yeah, of course I do, but, you know...

1300
01:29:01,864 --> 01:29:09,537
I mean, I just don't want that thing
about you that I like to change.

1301
01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:12,318
I've gotta make a plane.

1302
01:29:12,318 --> 01:29:15,004
Come on, you don't... Come on.

1303
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,785
You don't... You don't have to go.

1304
01:29:18,744 --> 01:29:21,813
Why couldn't you have
brought this up last week?

1305
01:29:24,307 --> 01:29:26,609
Six months isn't so long.

1306
01:29:28,336 --> 01:29:30,733
Not everybody gets corrupted.

1307
01:29:32,748 --> 01:29:36,009
You have to have a little faith in people