Goodbye, cruel words: English. It's dead to me.

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By Gene Weingarten
Sunday, September 19, 2010
The English language, which arose from humble Anglo-Saxon roots to become the lingua franca
of 600 million people worldwide and the dominant lexicon of international discourse, is dead. It
succumbed last month at the age of 1,617 after a long illness. It is survived by an ignominiously
diminished form of itself.
The end came quietly on Aug. 21 on the letters page of The Washington Post. A reader
castigated the newspaper for having written that Sasha Obama was the "youngest" daughter of
the president and first lady, rather than their "younger" daughter. In so doing, however, the letter
writer called the first couple the "Obama's." This, too, was published, constituting an illiterate
proofreading of an illiterate criticism of an illiteracy. Moments later, already severely weakened,
English died of shame.
The language's demise took few by surprise. Signs of its failing health had been evident for some
time on the pages of America's daily newspapers, the flexible yet linguistically authoritative
forums through which the day-to-day state of the language has traditionally been measured.
Beset by the need to cut costs, and influenced by decreased public attention to grammar,
punctuation and syntax in an era of unedited blogs and abbreviated instant communication,
newspaper publishers have been cutting back on the use of copy editing, sometimes eliminating
it entirely.
In the past year alone, as the language lay imperiled, the ironically clueless misspelling
"pronounciation" has been seen in the Boston Globe, the St. Paul Pioneer Press, the Deseret
Morning News, Washington Jewish Week and the Contra Costa (Calif.) Times, where it
appeared in a correction that apologized for a previous mispronunciation.
On Aug. 6, the very first word of an article in the Winston-Salem (N.C.) Journal was "Alot,"
which the newspaper employed to estimate the number of Winston-Salemites who would be
vacationing that month.
The Lewiston (Maine) Sun-Journal has written of "spading and neutering." The Miami Herald
reported on someone who "eeks out a living" -- alas, not by running an amusement-park haunted
house. The Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star described professional football as a "doggy dog
world." The Vallejo (Calif.) Times-Herald and the South Bend (Ind.) Tribune were the two most
recent papers, out of dozens, to report on the treatment of "prostrate cancer."
Observers say, however, that no development contributed more dramatically to the death of the
language than the sudden and startling ubiquity of the vomitous verbal construction "reach out
to" as a synonym for "call on the phone," or "attempt to contact." A jargony phrase bloated with
bogus compassion -- once the province only of 12-step programs and sensitivity training
seminars -- "reach out to" is now commonplace in newspapers. In the last half-year, the New
York Times alone has used it more than 20 times in a number of contextually indefensible ways,
including to report that the Blagojevich jury had asked the judge a question.
It was not immediately clear to what degree the English language will be mourned, or if it will be
mourned at all. In the United States, English has become increasingly irrelevant, particularly
among young adults. Once the most popular major at the nation's leading colleges and
universities, it now often trails more pragmatic disciplines, such as economics, politics,
government, and, ironically, "communications," which increasingly involves learning to write
mobile-device-friendly ads for products like Cheez Doodles.
Many people interviewed for this obituary appeared unmoved by the news, including Anthony
Incognito of Crystal City, a typical man in the street.
"Between you and I," he said, "I could care less."
E-mail Gene at weingarten@washpost.com.