LITTLE TOWN

Little Town, it’s a quiet village

Every day like the one before

Little Town, full of little people

Waking up to say….

Uy

What’s up

Hey bro

Musta

Hi miss

There goes the tambays out the comp shop again

The same old guys I’ve seen before.

Oh the crime rate’s just the same

As a lawyer I have made

A little home in this new town

GUY 1: Good morning, Attorney!

ULEP: Good morning, Monsieur!

GUY 1: Where you off to?

ULEP: Oh just on my way to the office, the traffic is really intense here—

GUY 1:That’s nice, Attorney. Hoy Vills nasaan na yung tinapay?!

This town nice but there is always conflict

Like husbands are just out the door

There’s a feudal war and drugs

There are even crimes unsolved

Oh dear this poor provincial town

Hello, mare. How are you doing?

Good day, Ate. Gusto mo ng drugs?

Tulong! Tulong! May magnanakaw!

There so much more to this provincial life

LEGAL CLINIC INC SIR.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair

To discover the one your next to is unattractive as hell

You wish they weren’t there.

Well ladies and gentlemen

From now on you can waken at ease

You need never again have a worry or care

I’ll show you a miracle a marvelous rare.

Gentlemen, you are about to see something

A beauty a rare

You can sue her instead!

T’was the help of Legal Clinic Inc Sir

Thats what did the trick sir,

True sir true

I was married to an old hag sir

Then I did annul her

It was good.

How about some advice, mister?

Need someone to sue, we’ll guarantee.

Does the Legal Clinic really help, sir?

You can have my oath sir, we will be

Your lawyers, we will do the trick sir.

We will bring to court, Sir by next week!

Pardon me, Sir don’t you think that’s wrong?

Don’t you know that’s really very wrong?

Pardon me Sir don’t you think that’s wrong?

Come on join the Legal Clinic Inc Sir

We will truly help Sir, guarantee.

Try and use the Legal Clinic Inc, Sir

We can help you sue them by next week!

Want to sue him missus

What is this?

You can’t do this.

You can’t do this – it’s unethical.

I’ll sue you in Court!

THE CONFRONTATION

Rogelio, at last,

We see each other plain.

Monsieur l’avocat

You’ll wear a different chain.

Before you say another word, Le juge

Before you think that I should be disbarred

Listen to me! There’s something that I must say

We should be allowed to advertise.

There is none but me who can be a catalyst,

In Mercy’s name, the US has allowed it.

Then I’ll be fair, I pledge my word.

Then I’ll fair

You must think me mad!

I’ve been in practice for many years

Advertising is unethical,

No exceptions, not even for you.

Nogales (Judge)

(Advertising’s unethical)

Believe of me what you will

(My decision will never change)

There is a duty I’m sworn to do

(No)

You know nothing of my life

(Atty. Nogales)

All I did was advertise

(My duty’s to the law—you have no rights)

You know nothing of the world

(Come with me Atty. Nogales)

You would sooner see me out

(Now the wheel has turned around)

But not before I see this justice done

(Atty, you mean nothing now)

I am warning you le’juge

(Dare you talk me of crime)

I have a stronger argument

(And the price you had to pay)

(Every man is born in sin)

There is power in me yet

My race is not yet run!!!

(Every man must choose his way)

(You know nothing of the law)

What you did was unethical

I have handled cases like you

I have ruled against them too!!!!