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Memorial Day Concert, Songs of War and Remembrance,


Presented by Act II Community Theater,
Sunday May 27, 7 pm, Clubhouse - See Page 5A
INSIDE
S E C T I ON A The Reader's Corner/Library News...... A20 Sports of Century Village...........................B9
President's Report............................... A2 Code Enforcement............................. A22 Gene Autry: Back in the Saddle................B10 REMINDER
Editorial.............................................. A3 Legal: New Laws............................... A23 Can Movies Teach History?.................... B12
Delegate Assembly Minutes................. A4 In the Merry Month of May................ A25 Back to the 50's Dances..................... B14 D E LE G AT E M E E T I N G
Entertainment.................................. A27 Recreation........................................ B17
Officer's Reports.................................. A6
Century Village Super Women............ A28
Friday 5/4/18
Palm Beach Post Sale.......................... A9 Disorder in the Court 2....................... B18
9:30AM in the Theater
Hero and Afterward........................... A10 Local Dining: BJ's Restaurant................ B21
SEC TION B
Services: Maintenance....................... A12 Zoey Goes to College.......................... B23 Read recent back issues at:
Cinco de Mayo................................... A14 Atlantic Broadband Progress Map........ B1 My mom. Built to Last....................... B24
Our Two Grandmothers........................ B4 www.uco-reporter.blogspot.com
Memorial Day................................... A15 Mean Mothers................................... B24
Organizational News............................. B6 Email articles & comments:
Nutrition and Health......................... A16
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16 Fun Facts about Turtles................. A19 Around the Bases......................................B8
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The Unlicensed and Uninsured


President’s
Report Contractors
By Dave Israel A danger in many ways

When your association (or you as at a loss of several hundred or even about to collapse, or some similar
a homeowner) has an unlicensed or 2. No coverage under association thousands of dollars. catastrophe is about to occur.
uninsured contractor/handyman policy. Some boards may believe it is
doing work on your property, you put safe to use an uninsured contractor, 6. Limited recourse for broken Unwillingness to give you a price
yourself at tremendous financial risk. You assuming that any damages incurred contracts. If you have a dispute with (or demanding a large down
run the risk of being subject to any would be covered under their a licensed contractor, you can call payment). A reputable contractor
one, or even all of the following if the association policy. However, this isn't his or her licensing agency. Some should be able to provide you
contractor is injured while working the case. Most policies require that licensing agencies offer mediation with a bid before beginning work
on your property: any work to the property be done by services or maintain a guaranty on your project. If the contractor
licensed contractors; coverage is often fund to help consumers recover their says he or she can't do so, or skirts

Medical bills for injured specifically excluded for damages losses. At the very least, the licensing the issue of cost, you are at great
contractor/handyman caused by "bootleg" contractors. agency has the authority to suspend risk of being taken advantage of.
• Lawsuit by contractor/handyman or revoke a dishonest contractor's It goes without saying that two or
3. Most building projects, even license. While this doesn't necessarily three bids on the work should be

Increase in insurance policy minor ones, usually require permits ensure a contractor will play fair, it obtained.
cost or cancellation of policy by and inspections. Unlicensed gives him or her considerably more
insurance company contractors are often unfamiliar incentive to do so. Unwillingness to sign a written
with the applicable building codes contract. Always get the terms
Regardless of whether the and are unable to obtain permits. of the construction agreement
contractor/handyman is installing If your project isn't permitted or WARNING SIGNS in writing. A complete contract
a new roof on your building or just doesn't comply with building and should include: a description of
repairing a light on your catwalk, you zoning codes, you may—and probably Even when a license is required, the work done, materials used,
open your association up to significant will—be ordered to remove or repair there is no guarantee that every labor cost, timetable, payment
liability as a board member if you fail to the job. Even if a building inspector contractor you encounter will schedule, completion date, names
do your due diligence. doesn't "catch" your code violation actually have a license. While there of subcontractors, warranty
right away, you will almost certainly are certainly honest and competent agreements, clean-up, and
have to correct it if and when you try contractors out there, the industry financing arrangements. It should
HAZARDS OF to sell your house. is unfortunately plagued with also include the contractor's
incompetence and con artists. It
HIRING THE 4. Not all unlicensed contractors is essentially up to you to protect
license number, and should
address the issues of project
yourself. Therefore, when evaluating
UNLICENSED do poor-quality work. And not
all poor-quality work is done by potential contractors, you should be
cancellation and how overruns on
time and cost will be handled.
unlicensed contractors. However, as diligent in your screening process.
a rule, if there's shoddy work done, There are a number of "red flags" you When the board of directors is
While licensing isn't necessarily a should watch for:
measure of competence, it does imply it's usually done by unlicensed shopping for contractors, be sure
a certain level of professionalism contractors. Because unlicensed to verify that both the license and
contractors aren't subject to meeting Unsolicited phone calls or insurance information you get
and suggests that the contractor is visits. Although some reputable
committed to his or her trade. More specific standards, they are often is correct. Using the insurance
untrained, less experienced, and contractors market their services policy number, call the contractor's
significantly, licensing can protect in this way, it is a tactic more often
you from a number of potential unqualified to do certain types of insurance carrier to make sure the
work. used by remodeling con artists. Be policy is still in effect and that it
problems, such as the following: especially wary of a contractor covers projects such as yours. Also,
5. Con artists. Scams in the who offers you a bargain price, call your state or local licensing board
1. Unlicensed usually means also claiming that he or she is doing a
uninsured. If you use a contractor construction industry, especially in to verify the contractor's licensing
the home-improvement business, job in the neighborhood and has information. The licensing agency
who is uninsured, it may well leftover materials.
mean the contractor has no way of have become almost legendary in should also be able to tell you if there
reimbursing you for any property the last few decades. Con artists have been any complaints registered
posing as qualified contractors, High-pressure sales pitches or against that contractor. A good place
damage he or she causes. This means scare tactics. Don't be pushed
you end up paying the cost. Likewise, and often targeting the elderly, have to see if your contractor is licensed is
made national news any number of into hiring a contractor by the following website:
if contractor carelessness leads to forceful sales techniques, special
injury or damage to someone else's times. Even so, unwary homeowners https://www.myfloridalicense.com/
continue to be taken in by these "today only" deals, or the threat wl11.asp?mode=0&SID=
property, the problem is likely to that some defect in your house
become yours. The following website pseudo-contractors, who often
promise unrealistically low prices or is a safety hazard. Dishonest and Protect your association and
will allow you to see if your contractor disreputable contractors often
is insured: use scare tactics to close the deal. In yourself, do your due diligence, and
these cases, the homeowner typically prey on their victims' fears by if you have any doubts, consult your
https://apps8.fldfs.com/ warning them that their furnace
proofofcoverage/Search.aspx ends up with either an incomplete or association attorney.
a low-quality improvement project— is about to blow up, their roof is
MAY 2018 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE A3

UCO REPORTER EDITORIAL


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The month of May is here and stops at this building and there of the month prior to the month
wow is this Village busy. is also a delivery service available of publication. All articles will be
The UCO Reporter is a monthly publication We have Atlantic Broadband from the pharmacy. limited to one per writer. The topic of
distributed within Century Village in West working on the grounds preparing your article is of your choosing, but
Palm Beach. It is the official publication of
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Advertising with your approval or reject it based
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in the editorial content are not necessarily to print this information on of merchants who advertise their
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or reproduced without written permission available to us. long standing policy of the UCO
from the Publisher. ©2015.
New Occupants in the
Reporter is, and has always been, TOWN HALL MEETING
“Show us your license”. We want
Medical Building residents to feel assured that when
UCO OFFICERS A new group of doctors will they use a person or company they WHEN: Wednesday
President David Israel be occupying the top floor of contacted after seeing their ad in May 9th from 2:00 P.M.
Vice Presidents
the Medical Building here in the our paper that they are speaking to 4:00 P.M.
Village. The UCO Reporter is to a professional, properly licensed
Joy Vestal David Boas
gathering all the information on company or individual. We
Stew Richland Barbara Cornish
this group and what specialities question companies that advertise WHERE: CLUBHOUSE
Treasurer they will be providing to our services that might cause multiple PARTY ROOM
Ed Black residents. We will have have problems for residents whether
Corresponding Secretary much more information in future it be construction or collecting Our Florida State Representative Matt
Sandra Cooper
editions. We have been assured garbage from your door for a Wilhite will be sponsoring this event.
that Walgreens and the beauty fee. Just a thought regarding State Senator Bobby Powell is also
Recording Secretary John Hess
shop will remain in the building. garbage collecting services. How expected to be in attendance.
A new real estate office is in the long do you think it will be
EXECUTIVE BOARD process of relocating to the front before the raccoon population Rep Wilhite will give a Legislative
Christine Armour Herb Finkelstein half of this building and should be discovers the cache of tasty food Update on what happened during the
George Franklin Mary Patrick in their new space by the time this at your doorstep? Never mind that last legislative session in Tallahassee
Domenic Guarnagia Phyllis Richland edition is published. Right now garbage bags are provided by these and the effects on our residents.
Roger Hotaling Suzie Byrnes
they are occupying space in the companies. Racoons and other
Bobbi Levin George Pittell
Marilyn Pomerantz George Loewenstein rear part of this building. varmints are very smart - they’ve Please join Representative Wilhite and
Alice Schrass Michael Rayber Along with these new occupants, already figured out how to dine Senator Powell for this most important
Esther Sutofsky Carole Szepesi there is the recent opening of a from our covered garbage bins. meeting. A question/answer period
Lori Torres Jack Adams new physical therapy group as Not an easy feat but a lot more will follow their remarks..
Heyward Williams Louise Warner well as CSI and Vitas who all have difficult than dining at your front
been here to service and help our door! Refreshments will be served.
residents. Our buses make regular
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UCO Delegate Assembly Minutes


A P R I L 6 , 2018
The meeting was called to order at 2 Commissioner; Allen Ambrosino Lt. Hill’s Report: Good of the Order
9:30 AM by President David Israel. for County Court Judge; Allegra
Jung for Judge; Maxine Cheesman • 132 incident reports were made o Atlantic Broadband is paying for
PBSO Capt. Palenzuela led the for Judge; Greg Weiss Commissioner last month. There were 3 any damage to water lines and
Delegate Assembly in the Pledge of Dist. #2; Alex Rodriquez for burglaries reported. There were electric caused by installation of
Allegiance. Dist. #2 Commissioner; Marybel cases of fraud reported, scams are conduit for cable TV. .
Coleman for Judge; Greg Langowski- being conducted continuously.
representative of Marco Rubio; and o PKK engineering working on
• Traffic violations info was not
Attendance Henry Quinn Johnson for Judge. available this month. fence/sidewalk replacement.
Quorum not met. Only 132 • Solutions to Golf course problems o Water breaks and electric outage
Delegates signed in. are being sought. damages caused by conduit
PBSO Report
installation paid for by Atlantic
David Israel - President Capt. Palenzuela introduced an • Be aware of surroundings and
vagrants when parking is store Broadband .
Ed Black - Vice President Officer from Sheriff Bradshaw’s
Barbara Cornish - Vice President office. He reported on the relief parking lots while shopping. o
Safety-email suggestions to
John Hess - Recording Sec. efforts and the assistance provided • Hurricane season is rapidly ucomaintenance@gmail.com.
to the police officers in Puerto Rico approaching—now is the time to
This meeting is being videotaped and thanked all for their support start preparations. All guests were given the
by UCO. and especially the help from Carmen A scam related to Medicare cards opportunity to address the residents.
Watson. was made known—charging a fee for
Minutes: a new Medicare card –don’t pay! A motion was made to adjourn
Quorum not met-No business is by Roy Roberts. The motion was
being transacted.
Treasurer’s Report seconded by George Franklin.
CPA Sebastian Yeend reported New Business Meeting adjourned 11:00 AM.
on the enclosed Treasurer’s report. Without a quorum, no business
Guests in Attendance Inquiries were made into reserve was conducted.
PBSO –Capt. Palenzuela, Lt. accounts and investing in CD’s with
Hill; Paulette Burdick, County the possibility of $50k to $70k in Respectfully Submitted,
Commissioner District 2; LLloyd interest earnings. Committee Reports
Comiter for Group 4 Judge; Anyone with needing further or John Hess, UCO Recording Secretary
Reports and announcements are
Emanuel Morel, for Judge #4; Peyton a more explicit explanation, please
included in the packet.
McArthur, Port Commissioner; and make an appointment to come into
Sylvia Shars Candidate for District the office to see Sebastian or the
treasurer.

Update on
the Century
Letters to the Editor Village
Medical
Dom Guarnagia, a UCO board There is a chronic traffic backup Hello Residents,
member, has written a most leaving Century Village (CV) via the I have just adopted a rescue dog Building
interesting and informative article Haverhill exit caused by a "No Turn from Peggy Adams Animal Rescue.
for our UCO Reporter entitled, on Right" sign in the right lane After receiving permission from
"Visible Evidence of Construction heading south. my HOA. In walking my small The UCO Reporter
and A Review of Obligation." This However, there is NO "No Turn on dog in common areas I have been
proved to be a learning experience Right" sign at the Okeechobee exit admonished because of unpicked up has received reliable
for me and made me more aware of of CV heading west. Thus, no traffic poop. I always pick up after my dog information about
important facts. backup from CV. and have noticed quite a bit of poop
Anyone contemplating the So what is the difference? left on the ground. After speaking
the construction
remodeling of their unit will find Both exits from CV have with several of the residents who taking place on the
the information in this article very pedestrian crosswalks with signals admonished me I discovered why. It
enlightening and it will save money to alert pedestrians when it is safe to seems like quite a few dog owners
second floor of the
and unnecessary stress on the walk. are not picking up after their dogs. I CV Medical Building.
part of the owner. Dom is a former Yet, the residents of CV are being understand my neighbors anger that
builder, supervisor and designer, denied Florida's, "Right to Turn is being misdirected at me and my
Sometime this month,
providing excellent points regarding on Red" law when there are no dog. when construction is
the responsibility of contractors pedestrians in sight at the Haverhill IF YOU HAVE A DOG PLEASE completed, a group
and unit owners. It is important entrance heading south. BE RESPONSIBLE AND PICK UP
to be aware of permits needed and Can this be resolved? YOUR DOG’S POOP!! called Primary Care
upgrading requirements according Physicians, plus an
to Code Enforcement. A Century Village dog owner.
Diana Larose audiologist will be
Ruth Bernhard-Dreiss Ron Wagner, Northampton moving in. Walgreen's,
the Beauty Shop and all
other occupants on the
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UCO OFFICER'S REPORTS


down. However, each Association
has a shared responsibility in this
process. Have you had your building
inspected recently? The hurricane
season is just around the corner. Is
your roof in good repair and concrete
walkways free from cracks that could
contribute to “slip and fall” insurance
claims against your Association?
We at UCO are here to help. Please
take advantage of our expertise in
Joy Vestal Barbara Cornish Stew Richland resolving your issues. June is rapidly
Andover • Bedford approaching and each Association
Cambridge • Canterbury Berkshire • Camden
must be prepared for any eventuality.
Chatham • Dorchester Hastings • Salisbury Somerset • Golf’s Edge • Greenbrier
Your UCO VP’s can assist you.
Kent • Northampton Wellington Kingswood • Oxford,
Sussex Windsor Southampton • Dover

Hello everyone, here we are again I am glad to say that Seacrest I am sure that most people have
volunteering and enjoying it. Due Landscaping has been awarded the heard the phrase, “No Man Is an
to an illness I was unable to be in landscaping contract for the Village. Island.” Many residents in the
the office last month, however, I did They worked with Arlene Kretz, Village feel that when they enter their
work from home and I’m happy to Chair of Beautification, and Heather private space, their unit, that they are
say I’m BACK! So let’s catch up and Wilkos, of Seacrest, on the Haverhill sheltered and immune from all the
go forward. entrance. Thank you, Arlene and issues that must be addressed as a
Atlantic Broadband is here on the Heather. Unit owner. In our Village residents
property and working on preliminary There will be a BALANCING depend on each other. You cannot
installation of their equipment. CLASS given by Lilliana Herrera, of manage what you have to do as a
There is a meeting of the Broadband the Office of the Aging, starting from resident and as a unit owner by your David Boas
Committee the third Wednesday of May 1 to June 19, 2018. To register, self. The John Donne’s quotation,
Coventry • Easthampton
the month, 11 am at the UCO office. please call UCO (561-683-9189) and “No man is an island entire of its self,
Norwich • Plymouth
The schedule for all UCO meetings tell them you want to register. We every man (woman) is a piece of the
Sheffield • Stratford
is published each month in the UCO will also be taking a waiting list. This Village and you cannot shirk your
Waltham
Reporter. Everyone is welcome to is an 8-week commitment. responsibilities.
attend as is the standard for all UCO I went on the trip to the sugar Unit owners must support their
As the season changes, and we say
meetings. Bring your questions and cane and juice plants. It was a very legally elected board of directors.
good-bye to our seasonal friends and
yes complaints too. We will listen enjoyable and informative trip with Unit owners must be educated
neighbors, the business of the village
and try our best to respond. Just a a lovely lunch provided for us. This about condo living. Unit owners
continues. The monthly meetings
reminder and I will keep harping trip is totally free for our Village, and must read their Association by-laws
are listed in this issue of the UCO
about this -- please residents, we hope we will be able to offer more. and the special Amendments that
Reporter. Most all meetings are open
especially board members, try to I have been appointed to run were adopted by your Association.
to attend. Stop in and see what these
make sure you have a key to all units the front office of UCO. I will be Unit owners have the opportunity
committees do and what goes on in
in your building. This will be most looking for volunteers, permanent or to attend classes so that they can
our village.
important when the actual building seasonal, who are owners who may become certified on the rules of
There are so many things to do
installation begins. like to work one day a week or more Condo living. Board members have
in Century Village all year long.
By the time the May edition of the as a receptionist or doing passes. a fiduciary responsibility to ensure
Join club, go the the movies,m See
UCO Reporter has been delivered the If you are interested, call UCO and that any work that is contracted must
a Saturday night show, go the the
first Honor Flight for 2018 departed ask for me. This is a good way to be done by a licensed and bonded
fitness center at Hastings or just
for Washington, D.C. Century Village learn about the working of UCO and company and that permits must be
go to the pool. We really do have a
had a WWII veteran on this flight. helping your Village. issued for all repairs.
wonderful place to live.
We here in the Village are very proud If any of my quadrant residents Every Association must have
If you have a question or
of our generous contribution to this have a question, PLEASE don’t proper insurance coverage for their
suggestion, please stop by the UCO
worthy cause and hope to continue to hesitate to call me at the office or, building. We have an outstanding
office, even if it's just to say Hell-o,
do so for a very long time. Remember, if needed, at home at 561-640-9789; insurance person, Toni Salometo,
I look forward to meeting you. Stay
the way to show your gratitude to not after 10, please. working at UCO who does wonders
well.
our vets by saying, “Thank You For To our seasonal residents: Have a in keeping your insurance premiums
Your Service.” safe trip home and a healthy summer.
For the residents in my quadrant
please call before coming into the
office to meet with me. It’s much
better to make an appointment if it’s DO YOU OWN AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE?
convenient when I can spend more
time trying to be of assistance. ARE YOU CONSIDERING PURCHASE OF AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE?
IF SO, UCO WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT IT! THIS INFORMATION IS BEING COLLECTED
TO DETERMINE FUTURE NEED FOR PUBLIC CHARGING STATIONS AT CENTURY
VILLAGE.

FOR CURRENT ELECTRIC VEHICLE OWNERS (GOLF CARTS INCLUDED), UCO NEEDS
TO KNOW HOW YOU ARE CURRENTLY CHARGING YOUR VEHICLE, AND HOW YOUR
VEHICLE IS USED (ON PROPERTY ONLY, PUBLIC ROADS). PICTURE OF YOUR VEHICLE
WILL BE VERY HELPFUL.

PLEASE SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO: UCOMAINTENANCE@GMAIL.COM


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What is LIS? MAY 2018


BY CHIAMAK A CHUKWURAH UCO Monthly Meetings
Beneficiaries with Medicare who will receive either a full-subsidy or
have limited income and assets a partial-subsidy. Most people who TUESDAY 1 TRANSPORTATIONS UCO 9:00AM
may qualify for Extra Help with the qualify for Extra Help will pay:
costs of their prescription drugs. • No premiums, TUESDAY 1 COMMUNICATIONS UCO 10:30AM
This program is also known as LIS, • No deductibles (unless receiving
or the Part D Low Income Subsidy. the partial subsidy), and
The Social Security Administration WEDNESDAY 2 PROGRAM & SERVICES UCO 11:00AM
(SSA) and the Centers for Medicare • No more than $8.35 in 2018 for
& Medicaid Services (CMS) work each drug their plan covers. FRIDAY 4 DELEGATE ASSEMBLY THEATER 9:30AM
together to provide the benefit. In addition to lower out-of-pocket
Who qualifies for Extra Help? costs, beneficiaries with Extra Help FRIDAY 4 SECURITY UCO 1:00PM
Some people get Extra Help have the following protections:
automatically. These include people • A Continuous Special Enrollment
who are enrolled in both Medicaid and Period to join or switch a Medicare
TUESDAY 8 ADVISORY UCO 10:00AM
Medicare (often called dual eligible), Part D drug plan any time of year.
those receiving Supplemental Security People who get Extra Help do not WEDNESDAY 9 BROADBAND UCO 11:00AM
Income (SSI), and those who qualify need to wait for the Annual Open
for a Medicare Savings Program. Enrollment Period (Oct. 15 – THURSDAY 10 COP ROOM B 9:30AM
These individuals do not need to Dec. 7) to change plans. Any plan
apply for the program, though they changes will become valid for the
FRIDAY 11 CERT UCO 1:00PM
may still wish to consult a licensed, following month. This is especially
certified Medicare Advantage Plan helpful to seniors/adults with
Agent to determine the best Part D disabilities who may need to begin TUESDAY 15 INSURANCE UCO 10:00AM
plan to suit their situation. medications that are not on their
Anyone else who is not already current plan’s formulary (approved WEDNESDAY 16 BEAUTIFICATION UCO 9:30AM
enrolled in the benefits noted above drug list).
must apply to receive Extra Help. The • No Part D late enrollment penalty, THURSDAY 17 BIDS/INFRASTRUCTURE UCO 10:00AM
income and asset requirements are as even if the beneficiary enrolls late
follows: (that is, after they were first eligible
Individuals: $1,518 monthly TUESDAY 22 OPERATIONS UCO 1O:00AM
to join a Part D plan and if they
income, $14,100 in assets did not have other drug coverage).
Couples: $2,058 in monthly THURSDAY 24 OFFICERS UCO 10:00AM
income, $28,150 in assets Ways to apply for Extra Help
Contact your local Medicare
Advantage Plan Representative MONDAY 28 MEMORIAL DAY-CLOSED
Benefits of Extra Help
The amount of Extra Help a Chiamaka Chukwurah
beneficiary receives depends on their Licensed & Certified Insurance Agent TUESDAY 29 EXECUTIVE BOARD ROOM B 1:30PM
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Palm Beach Post on the Verge of Being Sold


BY LANNY HOWE
The Palm Beach Post will likely be years later it became a daily morning extend their coverage into southern reputable news source, especially
sold by Cox Enterprises, owner since publication under its present name, Florida. Gatehouse has been buying for international news. A Monday-
1969, with another Cox newspaper the Palm Beach Post. Ownership of the up small- to medium-sized papers through-Friday publication for many
of about equal value, to Gatehouse paper changed in 1934, and again at a rapid rate. By centralizing some years, it became a weekly. I think
Media (formally New Media in 1969, when James Cox, a former functions, it is claimed they run a a reputable weekly makes some
Investment Group) sometime in May. Ohio governor and 1922 Democratic lean operation. Company executives sense. By then the dust has settled
The sale to Gatehouse comes as presidential candidate, bought it for have reportedly told Post employees and many of the facts are in. Not
somewhat of a surprise, but that Cox Enterprises, of Atlanta. that everyone will initially be retained everything can wait, but a lot would
the Post was up for sale was no Cox Enterprises, which owns the at current pay, although "they could be better served by waiting.
surprise. Newspaper operations have Post as well as the Palm Beach Daily News not address future staff levels." That Let's hope the purchase of the
been downsizing since the advent of (known locally as the "Shiny Sheet"), sounds like what any new ownership Palm Beach Post by Gatehouse works
television after World War II, taking is expected to sell BOTH newspapers would say, effectively promising out well for the newspaper, its
further hits when TV became 24-7 and the Austin-Statesman newspaper, almost nothing. The big question is workers and its readers.
and computers and the Internet took along with some other related Texas what Gatehouse will ultimately do.
hold. Not everyone has known that publications, to Gatehouse in a single Will they rescue the newspapers they
the Post's printing press was closed sale, which, it is claimed, will save have bought out? Can they rescue NOTARY PUBLIC
down almost ten years ago, with the company considerable money. them, given the condition of the AND PHOTOCOPY
the paper being printed since then Interestingly, the Post and the Austin- industry? Or will they bleed them dry SERVICE AT UCO:
by Broward County's Florida Sun Statesman have similar circulations with an eye only to making money?
Sentinel, and then shipped north and are each being sold for about $49 It's a sad thing to see the era
for distribution from here. The Sun million. This does not include the of the newspaper fade away and NOTARY PUBLIC SERVICE IS
Sentinel has the largest newspaper Post's building at Dixie Highway and especially sad to see a city's virtually AVAILABLE AT THE UCO OFFICE-
distribution in the big-three southern Belvedere Road, which will continue only newspaper slowly fail. Many 2102 WEST DRIVE, JUST OUTSIDE
Florida counties. to be owned by Cox. of our major cities once had three
THE OKEECHOBEE GATES.
We have been aware, however, that newspapers with morning, evening
the Post has gone way up in cost, and extra editions. At least with two NEED A PHOTOCOPY? SURE,
shrunk dramatically in size, and About Gatehouse: different papers, you could often get WE CAN DO THAT FOR YOU
gone top-heavy with ads. the Democrat and Republican slant
Just who and what is Gatehouse? TOO. PLEASE LIMIT PHOTOCOPY
Not that long ago, Gatehouse was on the news. With some exceptions,
on TV today you get what amount to REQUESTS TO FIVE PAGES
reportedly in bankruptcy. Now the
Changes in the Palm Beach conglomerate owns about ten percent only sound bites with commentators PER DAY.
Post: of the daily newspapers in the United and interviewees loudly talking
The Post has been around a long States, including several newspapers over each other. I wonder if what THERE IS NO CHARGE TO
time. It began as a weekly paper called in central and northern Florida. the Christian Science Monitor did OUR RESIDENTS FOR
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OPINION
Hero and Afterward
CO M M E N TA RY BY I R V I N G R I KO N
Congressman Brian Mast, who Medicare and Social Security". Also, rather than to the concept of an would destroy all nations as we know
represents Century Village (and the "Making health care affordable". individual openly expressing his or them.
18th District) in Washington, came He's an unabashed supporter her rights as an individual. Mr. Mast says that under
to the Village on April 4, where he of President Trump, the Second Nor was that thinking likely soon Republican leadership the United
spoke in the Party Room. Attendance Amendment to the Constitution to change. I was politely received States is economically prospering.
was surprisingly sparse, with perhaps and The National Rifle Association, everywhere I went in Afghanistan, Yes, but Mr. Trump has been in
four or five dozen people there to which contributed financially to yet I remember breakfast at one hotel office for only a little more than
hear him. Since this is a monthly his election campaign. On these stop that gave me pause. My waiter a year, and the roots of American
publication, I didn't take copious issues, we parted company. In my pointed to a brand-new refrigerator economic prosperity were born even
notes on his hour-length talk, but last column prior to this one, I (which had come from Sweden). before the end of World War Two
what he said and omitted stayed with wrote in opposition to the Second Knowing I am an American, he and were greatly enhanced as the
me, so I write about it now. Amendment as the NRA and its sneeringly asked, "Does your country world recovered from conflict. New
He is a Republican, which might members interpret it. But what have one of these?" I assured him conflicts are not needed now.
account for the light turnout in this lingered in my mind was the Army that we did, but to this day I still Does that mean we give up on the
predominantly Democratic Village, and Afghanistan. remember his exact words. How Near and Middle East? No, of course
but like it or not, he does represent I asked myself, Why would a isolated these people were from not. But we are a free nation which
us. He has a lot of ideas, some good, young man, intelligent enough to the world at large! Some Afghan once was a beacon of light and hope
some less so, yet he will listen. He earn a Harvard degree, volunteer to politicians and others speak of to "the huddled masses yearning to
takes questions after his talk. He fight in a country as geographically "freedom," but what does "freedom" be free." In other words, the United
invites what he calls "conversation," remote as Afghanistan is to the mean in a place like Afghanistan? States was an inspiration to the
and his aide gave out cards to anyone United States? Mr. Mast says he grew Historically Afghanistan is a place world's peoples. If we, as a nation, do
who wished to contact him or his up in an area where gun ownership of fighters. Great Britain, at the good and help to better people's lives
local office, it being located in the and carrying rifles was common. In height of its empirical powers, fought at home and then abroad, we might
Veterans Administration Hospital on essence, firearms was part of his way two wars with the Afghan people, inspire them to be free. But freedom
North Military Trail. He'd be back of life. Fighting in Afghanistan was but there and there alone the British cannot be won under the influence
anytime people wanted him, he said. billed by the military as "Operation lost. Russia, which shares a border of guns and battles that have no end
(For the record, I am a registered Enduring Freedom". Was that, for with Afghanistan, in the lifetime of in sight. That's dictatorship, not
Independent voter). him, an incentive to fight? American "senior citizens" fought freedom. The United States has been
Mr. Mast is a good speaker and I didn't ask these questions, not a war with the Afghan people at war in Afghanistan for 15 years
a bona fide war hero. Born and wanting to embarrass the speaker. and withdrew, a loser. So what is now. That conflict may soon become
raised in Michigan, he holds a degree Yet I can't help wondering. America doing there? I did not put the longest war ever fought in history
from Harvard University. Later, he I served in the Army, albeit not in that question to Congressman Mast, anywhere.
enlisted in the Army and served in combat. In the early 1970s, I was in feeling it was inappropriate at the Is this the kind of thing which
Afghanistan, becoming an explosive then-peacetime Afghanistan. I got time. makes Americans proud, a war
ordnance disposal technician and there several years after the Soviet Yet that question begs more: Do we without end, without purpose?
rising to the rank of Staff Sergeant. Union and the United States were fight abroad because we, Americans, America would become a hero to
While on duty eight years ago, trying both trying to court favor with the have guns and are accustomed to itself if it righted itself and helped to
to clear a path for others, he stepped Afghan people. Among other things, fighting? Mr. Mast says he believes make of itself a peaceful, prosperous
on a land mine that ripped off they built different sections of in diplomacy before battle. Is nation, once again to inspire the
both his legs and a finger. His legs hard-surfaced highways linking the President Trump, whom Mr. Mast world's peoples, who then might
amputated, today he has metal feet country's major cities and allowing heartily supports, diplomatic when seek to emulate it. Let's truly unite
and walks with a cane. He rightly modern vehicles to pass easily from he picks fights with the Chinese under our core values of liberty and
won five medals and, apparently one to the other. But although there and Russian leaders? I myself have justice for all with the implications
while still recovering in the hospital, was a good University in the capital argued in these pages that if there of kindness, love and empathy
first thought about running for city of Kabul, the country's historical is to be peace on earth, the world's towards ourselves and generations
Congress. He's quite a young man, background was more tribal than largest nations must band together, yet to come.
38 years old, but high on his agenda "free". One's primary allegiance was despite many differences, to act
is "Defending Seniors, Protecting still to a "strong man" or "warlord" against international terrorists who

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BY E VA R ACHESK Y
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D e a r the effort to follow the arrows and WPRF Maintenance Office................................... Ext. 2
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Though I At a Saturday night dance in April, I.D. Office................................................................... Ext. 4
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on the topic of on the stage, he caught his toe on the Main Clubhouse Security.................................... Ext. 6
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main Clubhouse into his wife’s equipment. Though Aerobic Instructor.................................................. Ext. 8
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article, I continue to see many and two black eyes, luckily there were
vehicles still exiting out the entrance. no broken bones. The point I am Operator, Please Press Zero
Having added the yellow delineators, making is that no resident should
I do see a reduction in the number be accessing the stage to make a to purchase their tickets. Though act of volunteering, are saving the
of vehicles exiting the wrong way. song request. Please approach the DJ there were two employees selling residents upwards of $85,000 a year
To further stem the flow, I will be from the dance floor and make your tickets, there were some residents on the WPRF budget. This is just
adding additional signage and larger request. The accident described who did not make it into the theater an “estimated” cost if WPRF had to
arrows. I do believe many drivers are above could happen to anyone and before the show started. Sadly, some hire extra employees to do what your
confused by the island in front of the the injury could be greater. Please use residents took their anger out over volunteer Ushers are doing. Please
Clubhouse and do not recognize the common sense and do NOT step up this situation on the Ushers. The keep this in mind and let’s all treat
island as a “traffic circle” or “round- on the stage to talk to the DJ. Thank Ushers have nothing to do with the the Ushers with the respect and
a-bout”. As everyone knows, the rule you in advance for your cooperation. fact that you chose to purchase your appreciation they deserve for their
of thumb is that you navigate around Recently on a Saturday night in tickets (along with many others) services. Thanks to all of my theater
the circle to exit. Please keep that in April, a large number of residents at the last minute. The Ushers goers for you cooperation.
mind when on property and make showed up minutes before the show are volunteers whom, by the very
MAY 2018 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE A11

Raisin' Cane Tours


BY RUTH BERNHARD -DREISS

A tour bus filled with 50 Century peppers for coleslaw. Rice is


Village residents, departed early on grown in Palm Beach County
March 29 for an hour and a half and 20% of the celery crop is Town."
ride to Clewiston's sugar cane fields, produced, as well. W here
the mill and refinery. The excursion Ralph, our bus tour guide, does sugar
was arranged by Transportation told us that Clewiston is known come from? It is
Chair Lori Torres and the bus was as "America's Sweetest Town," for grown and/or refined in 17
provided by the Florida Sugar Cane the sugar it has produced for the are states across the US. Sugar beets are
League. A guided tour and lunch at past 87 years via US Sugar Corp. In from grown best where the temperatures
the Country Club was provided at no addition, many vegetables -- corn, concentrate to which water is added. are generally cooler. At sugar beet
cost to the residents. Our host, the peas, green beans, beets, rice and The state tree is the sabal palm, factories across the country, sugar is
sugar cane industry, requested that more -- are grown. This year, for also known as the cabbage palm. purified into the sugar delivered to
after learning about the importance the first time, 800 acres of eggplant Eucalyptus is used because bugs groceries and food manufacturers.
of Florida’s farmlands, that we vote will be planted and join the other hate the smell and is very useful in Sugar cane is grown in warmer
in favor of bills beneficial to them vegetables in production. The very keeping bugs away from the trees. tropical climates like Florida. Sugar
and vote against anything that would even rows of plants seen are made beet factories are located near farms
be harmful. Their motto: Keep Food with a GPS on the farm machinery, a to shorter distances farmers need
Local. Protect Farmland. very modern innovation. More about sugar to travel with their beets. Some raw
A bit of history: U.S. Sugar is Along the way, a palm tree site sugar cane is also imported to the US
It is a misconception that various
a farming company that grows was pointed out where Royal Palms for refining.
sugars are different. Sugar is sugar no
sugarcane, citrus and sweet corn. are grown and sold from $10,000 to Materials left over from sugar
matter which brand or color. White
The company was founded in 1931 $20,000 per tree! WOW! Another processing are recycled and reused.
sugar, brown sugar, confectioner's
by a visionary leader who hailed WOW was the sighting of a huge Plant matter from extracted sugar
sugar, powdered sugar -- the same.
from a long line of farmers. Since the alligator frequently seen in the is reused. The sugar cane residue
When you see sugar brands such
beginning, the company's success bushes and in the water. This guy called bagasse is often used as fuel
as Domino, Dixie Crystals, Gold
has been rooted in traditional appeared to be much larger than to run the cane factory. While the
Medal, or store brands, they are the
farming values and respect for the those seen in Century Village. accent is on the second syllable in
same. Only the brand name will
land. U.S. Sugar has been feeding "bagasse," pronunciation around
make it more expensive because you
families, providing local jobs and sugar production is "bag-ass." An
are paying for the name. As to the
protecting our environment since Orange Juice number of "X"s on the package, this
average stick of sugarcane provides 6
1931. Local farmers provide 10% of oz. of solid biofuel called bagasse, 30
Ninety million gallons per year is the number of times the sugar has
all sugar produced in the U.S., up to teaspoons of sugar, 1 quart of water
of orange juice are produced in been pounded to make it smoother
90 million gallons a year of premium and 6 teaspoons of molasses.
Clewiston's Hendry County, but or powdered --2X, 8X, 10X, 16X……
Florida orange juice and half of citrus production has dropped due same sugar, but with an indication
Florida's sweet corn crop. to greening (bacteria). A guava-type as to how many times it has been Birds and Animals
tree is being planted to combat this. pounded.
Oranges are cleaned and processed The most extraordinary sight on Some Everglades Wildlife Facts
Sugar Cane at the rate of 20,000 per minutes and this trip was Sugar Mountain. We are that the agricultural area (EAA)
Florida's backbone is the farming trucks hold 100,000 oranges each, drove into a warehouse filled with supports a large and diverse wildlife
industry and sugar cane is the staple an awesome sight. Up to 1 million a mountain of sugar 3 stories tall. community where there are 16 species
with a $3.2 billion impact on our gallons of OJ are stored in tanks Our bus was able to enter the site of birds, 13 species of amphibians, 22
economy, providing 12,500 jobs during the months when juice is not partially, but if the mountain keeps species of fish, 24 species of reptiles
which is 20% of the local economy produced. growing it will have to be observed (the huge alligator we saw was one of
and brings $100 billion each year to Orange juice is classified as green, from a distance. them), and 19 species of mammals.
the Florida economy. The Clewiston sweet and sweet-sweet. Tropicana U.S. Sugar in Hendry County is Whether year-round residents,
Sugar Festival, held each year in is the #1 buyer of OJ with the only a local company that employs over migratory, wintering birds or wading
celebration of a successful sugar cane mixing facility in South Florida. 2,500 American farmers, engineers, birds from surrounding natural
harvest, was held this year on March Many day-to-day products use some scientists, sugar technologists, habitat, the EAA provides life-
17 and brought out 30,000 people. part of the orange. They produce oils skilled tradesmen, office workers sustaining resources during at least
How sweet it is! and enzymes used in citrus smelling and others who provide 10% of all a portion of their life cycle. The same
We began seeing sugarcane fields products, such as cosmetics, liquors sugar produced in the U.S., up to 90 is true for animals such as large cats
on the way through Belle Glade and (Blue Moon beer served with a slice million gallons a year of premium or local bobcats, otters and snakes.
learned that sugar plants must be of orange atop the glass), perfumes, Florida orange juice and half of its There is no end to the information
burned to remove the dead leaves shampoos and orange peel for body sweet corn crop. Since its inception, about our farmlands and sugar
from the bottom in order to produce wash. Dry peel and seed make pellets U.S. Sugar expanded to be able industry. Tour guide, Ralph Barnes
healthy plants. Burning a field of thrown out in the cow pastures to to produce over 800,000 tons of gave us all of this pertinent data.
cane takes 15 to 20 minutes. These fatten up the cows. Only Florida sugar each year. Small wonder why Many thanks are extended to bus
are the smoke stacks seen on days Natural is 100% orange juice. Others Clewiston calls itself "The Sweetest tour guide, Stacy -- and to Pablo, our
when conditions are favorable and it bus driver. Further thanks to Lori
is safe to burn. Mature canet is then Torres, UCO Transportation Chair
harvested and brought to the mill. for arranging the trip and for signing
Additionally, there are 27,000 up passengers. Thank you, VP David
acres of cornfields harvested by Boas who was out bright and early
machinery which cost over $300,000 to check off the passenger list and
per harvester. U.S. Sugar reports that to VP Barbara Cornish for taking
over 50% of the sweet corn crop is photos. You all made this fabulous
grown on our farmland. It takes 65 day possible.
to 92 days from planting to harvest We look forward to further
and one acre of sweet corn produces invitations from the Florida Sugar
19,200 ears of corn. Cane League and their affiliates,
so that more of our residents may
take advantage of this enjoyable and
Vegetables informative trip. Watch the UCO
Reporter for further announcements
Another tremendous crop is the
of upcoming trips.
4.8 million lbs. of lettuce grown and
shipped from Florida.. Cabbage is
produced, along with red and green
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Many older adults worry Tuesday’s Presented by around the Trash Dumpsters which supporting the wallboard on the
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that carries the weight (Load) of
A Matter of disregard for the consequences of

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provider, in this case, Electricity Inspectors to affirm that the rules
and Water, though concealed and materials satisfied a unified Code
within the walls, belongs to you for the various types of construction.
the owner, since the ‘Bill’ or Occasionally, the Designer and/
payment is yours alone, known as or the Contractor were unaware of
a “Limited Element”… nobody but
Code changes and the “Inspector”
you has the use of those utilities.
noted the requirement and returned
• Changes in a room’s configuration to confirm that the corrections met
require change in the number the Code.
of electric outlets that must The Condo Owner, in this case
be extended to satisfy the ‘new
is the culpable party, both the
use’. Changes in the Bathroom
Contractor and Owner must share
and Kitchen require an upgrade
in the cost of corrections, with
in the type of electric outlet(s)
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Why do Mexicans celebrate


Cinco de Mayo?
BY BOBBI LEVIN

Cinco de Mayo, or the fifth of May, The Battle of Puebla: 6,000 Cinco de Mayo is
is a holiday that celebrates the date French troops under General Charles primarily observed in
of the Mexican army’s 1862 victory Latrille de Lorencez set out to attack the state of Puebla where
over France at the Battle of Puebla Puebla de Los Angeles, a small town this unlikely victory
during the Franco-Mexican War. A in east-central Mexico. From his new occurred. In the United
relatively minor holiday in Mexico, headquarters in the north, Juárez States, Cinco de Mayo is
in the United States Cinco de Mayo rounded up a ragtag force of 2,000 widely interpreted as a
has evolved into a commemoration loyal men—many of them either celebration of Mexican
of Mexican culture and heritage, indigenous Mexicans or of mixed culture and heritage,
particularly in areas with large ancestry—and sent them to Puebla. particularly in areas with
Mexican-American populations. The outnumbered and poorly substantial Mexican-
In 1861, Benito Juárez—a lawyer supplied Mexicans fortified the town American populations.
and member of the Zapotec tribe— and prepared for the French assault. Chicano activists raised
was elected president of Mexico. The battle on May 5, 1862 lasted a awareness of the holiday in
At the time, the country was in full day and evening and when the the 1960s, in part because
financial ruin after years of internal French finally retreated they had they identified with the
strife, and the new president was lost nearly 500 soldiers. Fewer than victory of indigenous
forced to default on debt payments 100 Mexicans had been killed in the Mexicans (such as Juárez) more than 50 years before the Battle
to European governments. clash. over European invaders during the of Puebla. Independence Day in
In response, France, Britain and Although not a major win in the Battle of Puebla. Today, the occasion Mexico (Día de la Independencia) is
Spain sent naval forces to Veracruz, overall war against the French, the is marked with parades, parties, commemorated on September 16,
Mexico, demanding repayment. Battle of Puebla was a great symbolic mariachi music, Mexican folk the anniversary of the revolutionary
Britain and Spain negotiated with victory for the Mexican government dancing and traditional foods such priest Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla’s
Mexico and withdrew their forces. and the resistance movement. In as tacos and mole poblano. famous “Grito de Dolores” (“Cry
France, however, ruled by Napoleon 1867—thanks in part to military Confusion with Mexican of Dolores”), a call to arms that
III, decided to use the opportunity support and political pressure from Independence Day: amounted to a declaration of
to carve an empire out of Mexican the United States, which was finally Many people outside Mexico war against the Spanish colonial
territory. A French fleet stormed in a position to aid its besieged mistakenly believe that Cinco de government in 1810.
Veracruz and drove President Juárez neighbor after the end of the Civil Mayo is a celebration of Mexican
and his government into retreat. War—France finally withdrew. independence, which was declared

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Armed Forces Day in


the United States

Memorial Day
BY JODY LEBEL Monday, May 28, 2018 BY BOBBY LEVIN

Armed Forces Day is a holiday open on that day as it is not a federal The most solemn American during which businesses closed and
observed in most areas of the United holiday. Some other ways to celebrate holiday, Memorial Day, is observed residents decorated the graves of
States, and interestingly, in many the special occasion might include on the last Monday of May, and soldiers with flowers and flags. In
other countries around the world. wearing our colors of red, white and honors the men and women who died 1868, General John A. Logan, leader
This day honors all branches of blue; displaying the American Flag, while serving in the U.S. military. of an organization for Northern
the armed forces. It is traditionally talking with or writing to military Originally known as Decoration Civil War veterans, called for a
celebrated on the third Saturday of members, donating to military- Day, it originated in the years nationwide day of remembrance later
May, and this year will be held on based organizations, or sending care following the Civil War and became that month. “The 30th of May, 1868,
May 19th. On August 31, 1949, the packages for those serving overseas. an official federal holiday in 1971. is designated for the purpose of
Secretary of Defense Louis Johnson The Act 2 Community Theater is Americans observe Memorial Day strewing with flowers, or otherwise
announced the creation of Armed performing a military themed show by visiting cemeteries or memorials, decorating the graves of comrades
Forces Day to replace the current on May 27th and has pledged all holding family gatherings and who died in defense of their country
and separate Army, Navy, Marine of the proceeds to the Honor Flight participating in parades. Unofficially, during the late rebellion, and whose
Corps and Air Force holidays. Many fund, which pays for veterans from it marks the beginning of the bodies now lie in almost every city,
events across the United States take Century Village to fly to Washington summer season. village and hamlet churchyard in the
place on this day which honor our DC for the day to visit the memorials Did you know that each year on land,” he proclaimed.
men and women in uniform who that are dedicated to honor the Memorial Day a national moment Memorial Day continued to be
served their country in times of service and sacrifices of themselves of remembrance takes place at 3:00 observed on May 30, the date Logan
war and peace. It is celebrated with and their friends. p.m. local time? In 1966 the federal had selected for the first Decoration
military exercises on land, sea, and The importance of this day should government declared Waterloo, Day. But in 1968 Congress passed the
in the air to display state-of-the art always be evident. It is a day that our New York, the official birthplace of Uniform Monday Holiday Act, which
equipment and technology to the military members rightly deserve Memorial Day. Waterloo—which established Memorial Day as the last
civilian population that the military and it is essential that we celebrate it first celebrated the day on May 5, Monday in May in order to create
protects. accordingly. 1866 - was chosen because it hosted a three-day weekend for federal
Military installations are generally an annual, community-wide event, employees.

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Nutrition and Health


Dealing with Constipation
BY J E AN I E W. FR I E DM AN , MS R D LD/N

Many of us take our health for Medications Fiber Can Help with
granted, never giving the normal Constipation
day-to-day functioning of our bodies Certain medications like pain
a second thought until something relievers or anti-depressants can
stops working. Constipation is slow down the bowels, leading to Whole Grains
something that really makes itself constipation. Some medicines Fiber-rich foods like whole wheat
cause you to urinate more
known. It is estimated about 42
frequently, leading to the need to
bread and cereals, oat bran muffins, Beans
million Americans have been or are and whole grain pastas or rye bread
affected by constipation. drink a little more water to stay can help encourage the natural Beans and other legumes are
Constipation is defined as fewer hydrated. Dehydration can result in movement of the bowels. Remember loaded with fiber. Just a ½ cup can
than three bowel movements a constipation. to drink enough water to keep have anywhere from 6 to over 9 grams
week, or hard, small and dry stools everything moving along smoothly. of fiber! Beans, which are relatively
Surgery inexpensive, are very versatile and you
that are difficult or painful to pass.
Constipation is found across all Anesthesia used during surgery Fruit can use them in just about anything.
ages and populations. There are can also affect the bowels; limiting
the movement of large muscles like
Many types of fruit contain good Physical Activity
some situations or circumstances amounts of fiber and water. Berries,
that would increase likelihood of arms and legs. Diet restrictions oranges are an example. Other fruit Regular exercise can stimulate
constipation: before and after surgery also break like prunes, apples and pears with bowels to move. Walking, swimming,
up the normal routine or your diet the skin have lots of fiber. tennis, even tai chi can help to keep
Age may not include high fiber foods. you regular. Not to mention, physical
Just as our eyes do not see as well or Hopefully, your body will right Vegetables activity is wonderful for relieving
our ears do not hear as well when we itself in no time and find its own stress and it can be fun! Remember
natural rhythm once again. It’s Vegetables have a great amount of to check with your doctor first before
age, the body’s natural rhythms slow fiber. Raw vegetables like in salads as
down as we get older and constipation important to stay regular, not just participating in physical activity.
for your own comfort but also to well as cooked green peas, broccoli,
can be a big problem. Food moves and sweet and white potatoes with the
through the gastrointestinal tract reduce risk of other health issues. Jeanie W. Friedman is a Registered
Long-lasting constipation can lead skin can contribute to our regularity. Dietitian and nutritionist licensed in the
slower. With aging, the taste of Greens like kale or collards are also
our food can change and affect our to further gastrointestinal problems State of Florida. This article is intended
like: anal fissures, hemorrhoids, fecal beneficial. for educational purposes only and is not
appetite. Consuming a lot of low
fiber foods can also slow down our impaction and rectal prolapse. intended as a substitute for consultation
system. with your health care professional.

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70th Anniversary of
Statehood for Israel
Celebration
BY LEONARD WAGHELSTEIN

On Sunday April 15, 2018, Resolution 181 by the United Nations States and a special International drawing for Israeli Bonds and a lovely
Congregation Anshei Sholom, on November 29, 1947 was presented Regime for the city of Jerusalem. piece of Judaica art. Entertainment
located in Century Village, sponsored where 33 people representing The social hall was decorated was provided by the five women
a grand celebration to honor the 70th the countries that approved the with pictures of landmarks in Israel singing group called “Les Dames”.
anniversary of Statehood for Israel. resolution held up their country’s as well as Israeli and United States Our volunteers were amazing and
A large crowd of 114 people flag when called upon for their vote. flags adorning each table. We danced the programs by Len Waghelstein
enjoyed the festivities with an Mary Silverman led the roll call. The and sang while music was played were a work of art. Thank you to all
elaborate authentic Israeli brunch. resolution recommended the creation throughout the brunch. There were who attended, and we look forward
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before they can go not uncommon for females to lay

16 Fun Facts
into their shells. eggs, even without a mate to fertilize
You'll often hear them.
them exhale when
They're the ultimate
About Tortoises
they're startled
and decide to hide. conservationists.
Tortoises can extract water and

(and Turtles)
And yes, their
nutrients from even the most paltry
shells are bites. Their hindgut system works like
sensitive to a double digestive tract, separating
touch. water from their waste. When water's
Shells have scarce, they'll hang on to water waste
nerve endings, so and simply excrete the urates, which
tortoises can feel look like white toothpaste.
every rub, pet,
They can smell with their
or scratch ... and
sometimes they throats.
love it. Note: This Like other reptiles, tortoises
delightful creature detect the faintest of smells with the
is a turtle, not a vomeronasal organ, or Jacobson's
BY RUTH BERNHARD -DREISS tortoise. Organ, on the roof of their mouths.
Instead of flicking their tongues,
May 23 is World Turtle Day. “Testudinal" means "pertaining Sulcatas are they pump their throats to circulate
Celebrate the ultimate slow and to or resembling a tortoise or one of the most popular pet air through the nose and around the
steady land reptile with these fun tortoise shell.” tortoises—and one of the mouth.
facts about tortoises. Go ahead. Compliment your biggest.
Tortoises won the space race.
friend's testudinal sunglasses. Get ready to move to the suburbs
A tortoise is a turtle, but a turtle In 1968, the Soviet Union's Zond
and amend your will. Sulcatas are
isn't a tortoise. Tortoises have an exoskeleton 5 spacecraft was the first to circle
the third largest tortoise species in
A turtle is any shelled reptile AND an endoskeleton. the world, behind the Galapagos and the moon and return safely to Earth.
belonging to the order Chelonii. Aldabra giant tortoise. They can live The tortoises on board lost about
The shell has three main parts: the
The term "tortoise" is more specific, more than 100 years and weigh up to 10 percent of their body weight, but
top carapace, the bottom plastron,
referring to terrestrial turtles. (Of 200 pounds. were still ready for a meal when they
and the bridge that fuses these pieces
course, there's always an exception. touched down. That's one giant step
together. You can't see them, but
In this case, the land-dwelling Charles Darwin and Steve Irwin for tortoisekind.
every tortoise has ribs, a collar bone,
box turtle.) Tortoises are usually and a spine inside its shell. cared for the same tortoise, a
herbivorous and can't swim. They might be smarter than we
Galapagos gal named Harriet.
One easy way to tell 'em apart: The scales on the carapace are thought.
look at their feet and shells. Water Darwin is said to have collected
called scutes. and named Harriet back in 1835. She
Slow and steady won the race in
turtles have flippers or webbed feet 2006 when scientist Anna Wilkinson
with long claws, and their shells Made of the same keratin found in was sent to England and eventually
placed a tortoise and rat in the
are flatter and more streamlined. fingernails and hooves, scutes protect wound up at Australia Zoo, founded
same maze. The reptile was better
Tortoises have stubby, elephant-like the bony plates of the shell from by Steve Irwin's parents. She finally
at navigating the maze to find food,
feet and heavier, domed shells. injury and infection. The growth passed on in 2006, the same year
making sure it didn't revisit the same
rings around scutes can be counted as the Crocodile Hunter's fatal
area twice. When cognitive landmarks
A group of tortoises is called a to determine the approximate age of encounter with a stingray.
were removed for a second trial, the
creep. wild tortoises.
Tortoises reach sexual maturity tortoise systematically visited each
But you won't see a creep very The lighter the shell, the with size, not age. section of the maze to find food. The
often. (Not that kind, anyway.) warmer the origin. rat wasn't as methodical. Previous
Tortoises are solitary roamers. Some It's a boy, err, uhh... You won't be research hasn't shown tortoises to be
mother tortoises are protective of Tortoises from hot places tend able to tell a tortoise's sex until it so clever, though: Wilkinson suspects
their nests, but they don't care for to have lighter-colored shells than reaches a certain size, which varies cold lab temperatures are to blame.
their young after they hatch. tortoises from cooler areas. The by breed. The most obvious tell is Later research found that tortoises
light tan sulcata originates from the the plastron—for mating purposes, use gaze-following to learn from the
Tortoises inspired the ancient southern part of the Sahara Desert. it's flatter on females and curved on behavior of other animals.
Roman military. males. Males also tend to be larger I love my back patio overlooking
They can't swim, but tortoises and have longer tails. a wide water pipe on Lake Chatham
During sieges, soldiers would get can hold their breath for a long If you're a tortoise owner who where turtles/tortoises sit for hours
in testudo formation, named after time. prefers surprises, just wait for your sometimes, just sunning themselves.
the Latin word for tortoise. The men pet to come out of his or her shell.
They're extremely tolerant of They will slide into the water if they
formed rows and held shields in front Males will eventually display their
carbon dioxide. It's a good thing— hear people passing above, or a loud
or above them to completely shelter private parts while soaking. And it's
tortoises have to empty their lungs sound such as my back door opening.
the unit.

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WE WERE THE LUCKY ONES


The by Georgia Hunter
Reader’s Just recently, I complained that
most of the books I read were all
right, but not memorable. Though
on the lives of the author's family. It
tells the tale of a Polish Jewish family
under Nazi occupation. It is told
atrocities of WWII is an amazing true
story of courage and determination.
The thing that stood out to me about

Corner
today’s choice is fiction, it is based through different members of the this novel was that the experiences
family alternating of the members of this one family
throughout the were so diverse. My only complaint
book. was that being a large family it was
The Kurc family difficult to keep track of who, when
BY LENORE consists of mother, and where everyone was. I did notice,
father and their however, that the print version
VELCOFF five adult children. includes a character chart.
We follow them This is a story about resilience
through the years in the face of adversity but it is also
just prior to, and a family saga. I am glad Georgia
during World War Hunter decided to write this as
ll. One of them historical fiction instead of a memoir.
is sent to Siberia, It had much more impact. Prior to
and others were reading the book, I did not get the
fleeing to different title but as soon as I turned the last
locations in page, it clicked. It is truly a beautiful
Europe. The book story.
spans eight years as Grab a copy. It will be a roller
we follow the Kurc coaster ride you will not forget. This
family members to story of three generations of the
several countries Kurc family is beautifully written
and continents and is heart-rending. Every time I
including Austria, encounter a story of the Holocaust,
Italy, Argentina, I am taken by the strength of the
South America, human spirit. The author traveled
and Siberia and the world researching this amazing
Russia as the war story and her hard work is evident.
continues and I learned so much reading this, yet
finally ends. you can feel the authors love for her
How the Kurc ancestors spilling from the pages.
family survived the What a very, very special book indeed.

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village. Ceramic tile throughout, nicely furnished building has lift, across from
popular pool, walk to club............................................................................. $102,500 WELLINGTON K - Corner!!!! Overlooks pool, open floor-plan, granite
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new open kitchen, new baths. New electric, plumbing too building has lift, Updated baths and more ............................................................................... $115,000
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Code Enforcement: Help or Hindrance?


Part Two: The Technology behind Code Enforcement
B Y L A N N Y H O W E ( A C T U A L LY M O S T LY B Y D O M G U A R N A G I A )

In the October 2017 issue of the created by all materials that have moves and rigid structures sway for every foot measured toward the
Reporter, we described at length, from created the structure, without on their foundations. Some very ridge. This is steep in order to shed
an interview Dom Guarnagia and I furnishings and appurtenances. tall buildings include rolling heavy snow loads. In Florida the slope
had with Doug Wise, how building rules • LIVE LOAD: Those furnishings, foundations to allow the building of the average roof is approximately
and regulations come into being. Doug movable or fixed, and occupants to move sideways with the force 5 in 12. This shallower pitch allows
is the Building Director of the Palm that increase permanently or and not absorb the entire shock. deluges of water from a storm to
Beach County Planning, Zoning and We are not in an earthquake zone. flow more slowly to the gutter and
temporarily downward forces on
Building Department. downspouts, as well as for heavy
floor levels.
In this issue Dom explains the Foundations: winds to have a lesser effect upon
technology behind Code Enforcement. I • WIND LOAD: Directional forces the integrity of the roof and roofing
think you will find it very interesting. A caused by common breezes as In New England, for example, the materials. Wind loads and roof shapes
lot of the Code has to do with load factors well as hurricane forces upon the winter frost affects soil mechanics have changed during the past decade.
and roof design. Dom writes: exterior walls and roof. as it freezes down to four feet below Seldom is a roof in a hurricane zone
the surface surrounding a structure. now designed with gable ends—like

SNOW AND RAIN LOAD
There is a lot of science behind Any foundation shallower than 4 our two-story condos in Century
(ACCORDING TO LOCALE): The
the components—wood, steel, and feet, 6 inches will be subject to frost Village—unless the gable is built
effect on the roof and materials,
concrete, as well as pipes, wires and heaves that upset the foundation by from poured concrete atop concrete
e.g., the slope of the roof as created
the other ingredients—that comprise applying uneven upward forces that block. Most roofs in Florida today
by the angle of the rafters required
a safe, code-compliant structure. Its jeopardize the plumb and levelness are known as “hip roofs." They have
to withstand the imposed forces
"fit" within a community—location, of the structure above. four distinct sloping surfaces and a
of nature. A steeper roof is Here in South Florida, where frost
relation to abutters and orientation— required to support a snow load; shortened ridge. The hip roof can be
must also be considered. is nonexistent, a shallow "stem wall" embellished with dormers and small
a shallower roof drains rain water and slab, or a "floating slab," is an
Plans provided to a Planning, slowly without the rain cascading gables to create a complex roof.
Zoning and Building Department like acceptable foundation. Also, with
off the roof and damaging nearby the water table only three feet below
ours are scrutinized for size, species landscaping. In an upcoming issue of the
of wood and strength of concrete grade, a full foundation would create Reporter we hope to explain the
as tested by engineers using tables • SEISMIC LOAD: In California, an unplanned indoor swimming permitting process and have a little
compiled through observations and where the "Big One" is anticipated, pool! more to say about how the number,
model tests to produce a structure extreme measures have been depth and type of nails used to
that will withstand the following included in their building code Configuration of roofs: secure the wooden components of a
stresses and loads. to stiffen the structure with Again, in Boston, the average structure are important.
diagonal bracing to provide pitch of residential roofing is 9 in 12.
• DEAD LOAD: The vertical force extra stability when the earth This means that a roof rises 9 inches
MAY 2018 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE A23

LEGAL
New Laws and their implications for your
Association / Part 1
BY MARK FRIEDMAN, ESQ.

Term Limits developer pursuant to s. 718.301(4) provide notice via the website and any Fining committee
must be permanently maintained. emails that are sent to unit owners
Two years ago, there were no term The fining committee used to be
Section 718.301(4) includes, in part (who have opted in) regarding such
limits. Last year, the statute limited able to consist of persons who are not
(the entire list is too long for this meeting must include a hyperlink to
Board members from serving more board members nor persons residing
article): recorded declaration of the notice on the website. Unit owners
than 4 two-year terms. Beginning on in a board members household.
condominium, articles, and bylaws are responsible for adjusting their
July 1, 2018, Board members may not After July 1, 2018 that changes to a
and all amendments thereto, rules email security filters and firewalls to
serve more than 8 consecutive years group of three persons who are not
and regulations, minute books, allow the e-mail server to accept the
(regardless of the length of the term). officers, directors or employees of
financial records and financial Association’s email notifications.
the association or the spouse, parent,
Official Records statements, insurance policies,
and several other items. If you Material Alterations child, brother, or sister of an officer,
Generally, the understanding director or employee.
are planning to purge your files, The vote on material alterations
has been that all official records please contact your attorney for the or substantial additions to the
are retained for 7 years, with the To be continued next month.
complete list of items that must be condominium property must occur
following two exceptions: ballots, kept perpetually. prior to the action being taken. This
sign-in sheets, voting proxies, and all Mark D. Friedman is a shareholder in
has always been the law. However,
other papers relating to voting by unit Association websites some associations have not done
the law firm of Becker & Poliakoff, P.A.
owners are retained for at least 1 year This article is intended for educational
Associations that manage this incorrectly and have gone back
from the date of the election, vote, purposes only and is not intended as
condominiums with 150 or more to ratify the decision. It is not
or meeting to which the document a substitute for consulting with your
units must create a website. The date clear if such ratification would be
relates; and the certificates from association’s legal counsel. If you wish to
for compliance has been changed permissible after July 1, 2018. Before
Board Certification classes retained contact Mr. Friedman he may be reached
from July 1, 2018 to January 1, 2019. altering the common elements
for 5 years after a director’s election at mfriedman@bplegal.com. If your
Anyone who wants the complete list (all portions of the condominium
or the duration of the director’s association wishes to hire an attorney call
of all the requirements for the website, property outside of the units) consult
uninterrupted tenure. The statute 561-820-2868 and ask for Mr. Friedman.
please email me at the address below. with your attorney in advance of that
has been clarified to add that copies
If you do have a website, in addition action being taken to avoid being the
of the plans, permits, warranties,
to the regular means of providing test case interpreting this law.
and other items provided by the
notice the Board may create a rule to

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SERVICES
Transportation bound to their rules and regulations
for your safety and to get to their
for department store shopping and
to Clematis St. when Burdine's Dept.
company is performing and what is
in the best interest of all who ride. We
By Lori Torres destinations on time. This is Jose's Store was located there. These stops have welcomed a new member, Bobbi
primary interest and that of UCO. It were made on regular scheduled Levin, a former UCO Corresponding
should be that of the riders, as well. runs. It was never meant to include Secretary. Although Bobbi does not
Monthly We previously announced and excursions to malls, to the beach and ride the buses, she has volunteered
m e e t i n g s published in the UCO Reporter to other points of interest which are a to look into different excursion trips
continue to that full bus schedules would not costly addition to our transportation at minimal or no cost to the riders,
be filled with appear monthly in the newspaper. contract. This is an extravagant such as the Holocaust Museum. She
complaints and Publishing this monthly is costly and bonus. has suggested that it is possible they,
criticisms about the only time that the entire schedule A careful watch continues on or others, may offer a deep discount
the bus system needs to be published is when there regular ridership to determine which when they know that 55 people are
without any are changes. The monthly excursion runs are necessary and how many coming.
viable suggestions or solutions from schedule will continue to appear. buses are needed at various times. There has been confusion about
the riders. They are of the opinion Full schedules are available in the We are now preparing for summer signing up for Wednesday bus
that they are entitled to have bus clubhouse and on all buses. scheduling -- July and August when excursion trips. This procedure has
stops on request to satisfy their The Sunday combo bus to the ridership is extremely slow. Because not changed. When you have chosen
personal needs. This should not be church (Mary Immaculate) and of the lack of adequate parking at the trip you wish to go on, you must
an expectation because routes are Walmart was reported to be too the clubhouse on sellout show nights sign up the Thursday before the
designed so that bus schedules can be full for both stops. Therefore, Jose during season, rearrangement of the Wednesday when the excursion is
met on time avoiding the complaints will research the number of people bus schedule will be looked into to scheduled. Sign up at the Security
that buses are late. Buses will not riding and the advantage of a stop alleviate this problem. Now is the Desk in the clubhouse on the
stop anywhere, except at designated at the church only on the 9:00 AM time of year to look into scaling proper Thursday. Do not look for
bus stops to provide riders with the run on Sunday. Phyllis Zeidman, a down for the utmost benefits. a sign-up sheet when there will be
utmost safety. committee member, offered to check We continue to ask for new no trip scheduled for the following
A complaint arose at our meeting out the combo bus for the number of members who ride the buses to join Wednesday. If Security does not have
about the inconvenience about riders. the Transportation Committee. a sign-up sheet, there is no trip.
getting to the Hastings gym. There All residents are not aware that They are informed as riders how the
is a bus only at 8:00 AM and 1:00 PM their excursion trips which are
to this facility. Returns from the gym enjoyed each month were not part of
can be made with the Route 2 bus
to the clubhouse for change to your
the original transportation contract.
Judge Timothy Poulton, back in MAY EXCURSION TRIPS
bus home. No requests for stops that 1983, ruled that Century Village will
aren't at stop signs will be honored have transportation and that it will
at any time. The drivers are abiding be paid by all residents, but it was WEDNESDAY 2 Boca Town Center Mall
by this rule to be timely and safe on designed for necessities. Originally WEDNESDAY 9 Festival Flea Market
their routes. transportation was meant to
There is no question that bus accommodate residents for grocery WEDNESDAY 16 Palm Beach Gardens
drivers are doing a proper job by not shopping, doctor appointments and Mall(PGA)
veering off the perimeter road to local needs. The buses did make
accommodate individuals. They are trips to the then Palm Beach Mall WEDNESDAY 23 Mario The Baker and
Stein Mart

EXCURSIONS DEPART CLUBHOUSE AT 10:00A.M


AND RETURN ABOUT 3:00P.M

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If you are NOT returning with our bus please notify
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In The Merry Month of May ALL BUS RIDERS


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This year, we celebrate Mother’s Laden.
Day on May 11th. We honor all • May 5, 1865 - Decoration Day was
DRIVER
moms and April showers should first observed in the US with the
bring May flowers. tradition of decorating soldiers'
With the new scanner
graves from the Civil War with
Birthstone: flowers. The observance day system now in place it is
Emerald which means success or was later moved to May 30 and necessary to hand your
love. included American graves from
WW I and WW II. It became better
Century Village ID to the
Zodiac sign: Taurus (Apr. 20 - May
20) and Gemini (May 21 - June 20). known as Memorial Day. In 1971, driver so he can scan it
Birth flower: Lily of the Valley Congress moved Memorial Day into computer. We know
to the last Monday in May, thus
creating a 3-day holiday weekend. that many of our riders
• Memorial Day: celebrated the last
Monday in May. • May 5, 1893 - The Wall Street have found it convenient
nicknamed "Give 'em hell, Harry,"
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falling dramatically. By the end the 33rd president of the US. born
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commander of the US Fifth Army • Communism founder Karl Marx Nightingale (1820); Pope John the driver needs to hold
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MAY 2018 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE A27

MAY 2018 ENTERTAINMENT

Saturday, May 5, 8 pm Saturday, May 12, 8 pm Saturday, May 19, 8 pm Saturday, May 26, 8 pm
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WILLIE CINTRON CELEBRATING THE GREAT CROONERS ANN ANELLO
THE ULTIMATE BEATLES TRIBUTE A TRIBUTE TO THE LEGENDS OF THE 20TH CENTURY Ann is one of the most sought after creative
Experience the music of the Beatles like never With a voice that can hit just about any vo- WITH DON STANSFIELD singers, performers and songwriters working in
before when Across The Universe’s four superb cal range and with astonishing accuracy to Wonderful musical theater entertainer Don the entertainment industry today. She dazzles
musicians recreate the music of Lennon, Mc- the artists he pays tribute to, Willie Cintron Stansfield performs classic melodies from her audiences with her powerful and dynamic
Cartney, Harrison and Starr in a high energy performs with energy and passion. artists such as Perry Como, Johnny Mathis, voice and boundless energy. Opening for Ann is
show playing all your Beatles favorites. Bing Crosby, Dean Martin and many more. the extraordinary pianist, Francisco Paz.

MOVIE SCHEDULE
Afternoon showings are at 1:45PM — Tuesday & Sunday. Evening Showings are at 6:45 PM.
The 1st Monday Evening & Tuesday Afternoon showings of each new movie (some movies are shown two Mondays and
Tuesdays) will have “Closed Caption” (for the hearing impaired) when available. No charge for residents.

M AY 2018 MOVIES
05/01 Thu. 1:45PM WONDER – Julia Roberts, Owen Wilson, Jacob Tremblay, Izabela Vidovic and Mandy Patinkin
05/03 Sun. 6:45PM PG 113 MIN.
Based on a New York Times Bestseller, this heartwarming and inspirational drama tells the story of Auggie
Pullman, a boy with facial deformities who starts out 5th grade by mainstreaming into a public school. Told with
great compassion, the film demonstrates how his classmates and the greater community find the compassion to
accept him.

05/06 Sun. 1:45PM MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS – Kenneth Branagh, Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Johnny Depp,
05/07 Mon. 6:45PM Judi Dench, Michelle Pfeiffer and Josh Gad
05/08 Tue. 1:45PM PG-13, 114 MIN.
05/10 Thu. 6:45PM This suspenseful murder mystery with an all-star cast is based on the famous Agatha Christie novel. The film takes
05/13 Sun. 1:45PM place on the luxurious Orient Express as it travels from Istanbul to London. On board is famed detective Hercule
Poirot who must solve the murder of one of the passengers. The fun begins when everyone on board becomes a suspect.

“R” Rated Movies 05/14 Mon. 6:45PM LADY BIRD – Saoirse Ronan, Laurie Metcalf and Tracy Letts
05/15 Tue. 1:45PM R, 94 MIN. (RATED R FOR LANGUAGE, SEXUAL CONDUCT, BRIEF NUDITY).
“R” Rated (under 16 requires
05/17 Thu. 6:45PM Nominated for an Academy Award, Lady Bird is a comedy/drama taking place in Sacramento, California depicting
accompanying parent or adult 
guardian). 05/20 Sun. 1:45PM the humor, pathos and turmoil of adolescence and the bond between a mother and daughter.
Additional ratings for this movie are: 05/21 Mon. 6:45PM
V for Violence
L for Language (strong language and
drug content) 05/22 Tue. 1:45PM DARKEST HOUR – Gary Oldman, Kristin Scott Thomas and Lily James,
N for Nudity (graphic nudity) 05/24 Thu. 6:45PM PG-13 125 MIN.
SC for Sexual Content (pervasive 05/27 Sun. 1:45PM Taking place during the early days of World War II when the fate of Europe and especially Britain hangs in the
language including sexual references and
situations) 05/28 Mon. 6:45PM balance, this Academy Award-nominated film focuses on Winston Churchill’s struggle on whether Britain will fight or
05/29 Tue. 1:45PM negotiate with Hitler.
An “R” rated motion picture, in the view
of the Rating Board, contains some adult
lmaterial. An “R” rated motion picture 05/31 Thu. 6:45PM WONDER WHEEL – Jim Belushi, Kate Winslet, Justin Timberlake and Juno Temple.
may include adult themes, adult activity, PG-13 101 MIN.
hard language, intense or persistent Woody Allen wrote and directed this drama that takes place in Coney Island in the 1950s. The film tells the story of
violence, sexually-oriented nudity, a middle-aged carousel operator, his long-suffering wife and the visitor who turns their lives upside-down.
drug abuse or other elements. Due to a (Continued in June)
wide viewing audience, WPRF will not
censure “R” rated movies. Therefore, if
you find any of the above offensive, Entertainment information is provided by W.P.R.F.
WPRF suggest you “OPT OUT” of Any questions regarding Clubhouse entertainment should be
seeing this movie. directed to W.P.R.F. at 640-3120.
 This showing will be in Room C
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Century Village Super Women FOR A GOOD


The Ladies of WPRF UNDERSTANDING
OF HOW AND WHEN
VARIOUS ASPECTS
Monica Wells OF THE ATLANTIC
BROADBAND
PROJECT WILL BE
BY BOBBI LEVIN IMPLEMENTED,
In Century Village, we often hear and its affiliates for
WATCH THE MARCH
people speaking with distinct accents thirty years. She now 14 VIDEO OF THE
reminiscent of neighborhoods in supervises the entire
Brooklyn, NY. Montreal, Canada, accounting staff
BROADBAND
Chicago, Illinois, and London, of 7 people who do COMMITTEE
England. No one in Century Village all the accounting/ MEETING.
speaks with a lovelier accent than bookkeeping for the
Monica Wells, the Chief Financial three Century Villages
Officer for Cenvill Recreation. that Cenvill manages. I can't think of a better way
Born in Rome, Georgia and Monica, who has one to learn about how the
brought up in Carrollton, a daughter, Amanda, and different parts of this project
suburb of Atlanta, Monica quickly two granddaughters,
recognized that she enjoyed working Olivia and Kelli, says she
are going to take place,
with numbers. After high school, is “not domesticated.” some of which are underway
she obtained a real estate license She admits that she now. Representatives
and worked with her father in his likes reading a good from Atlantic Broadband
business. Her mom, who managed book but does not like and CSI answer question
a local dress boutique, encouraged gardening, does not like
her to do the shop’s bookkeeping housework, and does not after question from the
so while she was catching up on like to cook. Luckily, Committee members and
the latest styles, Monica was also in 1990 she married a She is proud to represent a company residents of the Village at
practicing her accounting skills. man who is now a gourmet chef and that has offered so much to so many this meeting. These very
She enrolled at Berry College they always eat well. Andy, a banker, people for so many years. She enjoys keen "back and forths" are
and graduated with a degree in was born in Pakistan and raised in meeting monthly with the residents
Accounting. Her first job was with Tripoli,Libya. He understands her at UCO Operations meetings and
understandable, especially
a Georgia bank as an Internal Bank professional responsibilities and says she never underestimates the as some questions are
Auditor in Rome, GA. is happy to assist in running their suggestions made by committee repeated in order to clarify
In 1988, Monica joined Cenvill household. members. certain points.
Development, a public company, It is evident that Monica loves We are fortunate that this Georgia
and she has been with the company her job and loves Century Village. peach has become a Cenvill plum!
There are two main aspects
to the project, at times

Eva Rachesky some parts taking place


simultaneously: getting the
fiber-optic cable installed
throughout the Village (this
BY RUTH BERNHARD -DREISS is in progress now) and the
Eva began employment with Dept. Store in Paramus, NJ, a place cable installation within
WPRF in October, 1987 in the very well known to those of us who each condo unit, which
Accounts Receivable Department. At came from that area. From there, it comes later. Unit owners:
that time, the office staff consisted was on to Florida where she worked
of four women, three of whom were for the Pennysaver and the Palm
Pay special attention to what
responsible to her. She oversaw the Beach Post, before employment in Charlie Roberts, the project
other Villages and processed all Century Village. foreman, explains about
WPRF payments and had charge of As a single mom, Eva raised two arranging for the work inside
cable and water payments as part of sons. Her older son is employed by
your unit, especially those
her routine. United Health Care and the younger
After Hurricane Frances, Eva was boy (who I remember as a tot in a of you who are snowbirds.
offered the position of Vice President stroller when she brought him to Don't be left behind by
in Deerfield where she was employed the office) has a Masters degree in failing to do your part.
for seven years. When the owners of Writing. Eva was a skier years ago,
the Deerfield property did not renew likes to go antiquing and to auctions.
THE VIDEO IS A "MUST
with the Levys, Anita Cruz who had Many of our clubhouse accessories
Eva's present position here, moved are products of her shopping sprees. SEE." IT LASTS ABOUT 90
to Boca Raton. Eva then came back Eva has a collection of Barbie dolls MINUTES AND IS SHOWN
to West Palm Beach in 2011 as Vice with clothes, including Couture ON TV CHANNEL 95 AT
President and Administrator of Barbie with Bob Mackie designed 4:00 P.M. DAILY. IT IS ALSO
Recreational Operations of W.P.R.F., outfits. lifestyle here in Century Village. Her
Inc. She will celebrate her 7th year in As a child, Eva's mom sewed all commitment to the Village is 100%
SHOWN ON DAVE ISRAEL'S
that position in October of this year of her clothes and party costumes. and she attends all club functions "OUR VILLAGE" BLOG.
and celebrated 30 years with Century Eva does not sew, but she is always to which she is invited. She joined SCROLL DOWN TO FIND IT.
Village in October, 2017. elegantly dressed. Her mom is very the Robert Sharon Chorale in 2012, TO ENLARGE THE PICTURE,
As a Bronx girl, Eva grew up talented in sewing, embroidery, singing in the choir, and for the CLICK ON THE ICON AT THE
around the Botanical Gardens and crocheting and knitting to this day. past several years the residents of
the Bronx Zoo. She then moved to Eva loves to cook, but doesn't at Century Village have been treated to TOP RIGHT AND ADJUST THE
New Rochelle, NY and then Bergen this time. She is looking forward to a wonderful holiday concert under SOUND AS NEEDED. WATCH
County, NJ. She attended Jersey resuming her cooking skills at some the direction of Dr Sharon. THE WHOLE VIDEO IF YOU
City State College majoring in future time and has a very large recipe Eva will tell you that her greatest CAN, AS SOME SUBJECTS
Special Education and Psychology. file and improvises with various accomplishment is her two sons
GET CLARIFIED LATER IN THE
Her management career began in recipes to create her own dishes. of whom she is very proud each
the Furniture Dept. of Bamberger's Eva is passionate about the Mother's Day -- and every day. DISCOURSE.
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ATLANTIC BROADBAND
PROGRESS MAP

as of 04/13/18"

LEGEND:
• White no work performed or a lagoon (water) area.
• Grey shading shows a construction area with conduit installations
• Yellow will indicate fiber installed within the conduit, cabinets, nodes and coax
cable installed up to the pedestals around the buildings.
• Green will indicate areas completed.
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West Palm Beach, FL 33417
THE ON-SITE CENTURY VILLAGE SPECIALISTS
SALE LISTINGS SALE LISTINGS
C Dorchester F ...............1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $29,900 Dorchester A ..................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $58,000
Andover H ......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $31,500 Dorchester I ...................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $58,000
Kingswood A..................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $31,500 Kent K .............................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $58,900
Waltham D .....................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $33,900 Dorchester G .................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $59,900
Windsor Q.......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $34,500 Sheffield G......................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $59,999
Sheffield M .....................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $35,000 Norwich M ......................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $59,999
Andover M .....................1 BR / 1 BA........ Waterfront............................. $35,000 Bedford G.......................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $62,900
Berkshire E ......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $36,000 Cambridge F..................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $64,000
Andover K ......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $38,000 Kent M ............................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $65,000
Camden N .....................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $38,000 Chatham Q ....................2 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $67,900
Canterbury B..................1 BR / 1 BA........ Waterfront............................. $38,000 Kent K .............................2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $68,000
Camden P ......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $38,000 Hastings I ........................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $68,000
Cambridge A.................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $39,000 Cambridge F..................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $69,900
Southampton B ..............1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $39,900 Northampton P ..............2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $69,900
Sheffield F .......................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $39,900 Waltham H .....................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $69,900
Andover H ......................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $39,900 Andover K ......................2 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $74,900
Canterbury C .................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $39,900 Chatham L .....................2 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $74,900
Berkshire E ......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $39,999 Camden E ......................2 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $74,900
Dorchester F ...................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $40,000 Wellington B ...................2 BR / 2 BA........ Waterfront............................. $74,900
Waltham F ......................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $41,000 Chatham G ....................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $75,000
Easthampton H ..............1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $41,900 Wellington M ..................2 BR / 2 BA........ Waterfront............................. $75,000
Oxford ............................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $42,500 Wellington ......................2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $78,500
Coventry J......................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $42,900 Golfs Edge B...................2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $79,900
Bedford A .......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $42,900 Somerset B .....................2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $79,900
Dorchester J ...................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $43,000 Oxford ............................2 BR / 2 BA........ Waterfront............................. $84,900
Chatham K.....................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $44,900 Chatham Q ....................2 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $85,900
Cambridge H .................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $44,900 Oxford ............................2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $86,000
Windsor F ........................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $44,900 Wellington A ..................2 BR / 2 BA........ Waterfront............................. $89,500
Sussex A .........................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $44,900 Somerset D .....................2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $89,900
Windsor R........................1 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $44,900 Oxford ............................2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $90,000
Canterbury G.................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $45,000 Oxford ............................2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $99,999
Bedford A .......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $46,200 Waltham E ......................2 BR / 1.5 BA...................................................$100,000
Berkshire J ......................1 BR / 1 BA........................................................ $48,500 Greenbrier C..................2 BR / 2 BA......................................................$107,000
Berkshire C .....................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $49,000 Stratford G ......................2 BR / 2 BA......................................................$110,000
Chatham D ....................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $49,900 Stratford E .......................2 BR / 2 BA......................................................$115,999
Cambridge I ..................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $49,900 Somerset H .....................2 BR / 2 BA........ Waterfront........................... $120,000
Oxford ............................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $50,000 Wellington J ..................2 BR / 2 BA........ Waterfront........................... $129,900
Berkshire A .....................1 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $55,250 Wellington C ..................2 BR / 2 BA........ Waterfront........................... $154,900
Chatham Q ....................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $58,900 Wellington L....................2 BR / 2 BA........ Waterfront........................... $155,900
Easthampton I................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $59,000
Oxford ............................1 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $59,900 RENTAL LISTINGS
Greenbrier C..................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $59,900
Canterbury F ..................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $59,900 Berkshire B................ 1 BR / 1.5 BA ...............................................................$800
Wellington L....................1 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $59,999 Andover A................ 1 BR / 1 BA ..................................................................$800
Canterbury F ..................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $62,000 Camden L ................ 1 BR / 1 BA ..................................................................$850
Coventry J......................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $64,500 Easthampton H ........ 1 BR / 1 BA ..................................................................$850
Chatham T .....................1 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $65,000 Sussex I ..................... 1 BR / 1 BA ..................................................................$890
Stratford I ........................1 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $71,500 Kent N ....................... 1 BR / 1.5 BA ...............................................................$900
Wellington C ..................1 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $73,000 Camden P ................ 1 BR / 1 BA ..................................................................$900
Wellington E ...................1 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $84,000 Cambridge H ........... 1 BR / 1 BA ..................................................................$900
Dover B ...........................1 BR / 1.5 BA...................................................$110,000 Sussex H ................... 1 BR / 1.5 BA ...............................................................$925
Sheffield F .......................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $35,900 Canterbury G........... 1 BR / 1.5 BA ............................................................$1,400
Kent N .............................2 BR / 1.5 BA..... Waterfront............................. $49,500 Northampton L......... 1 BR / 1 BA ...............................................................$1,400
Dorchester F ...................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $49,900 Sheffield J ................. 1 BR / 1.5 BA ............................................................$1,500
Coventry F......................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $55,000 Andover H ................ 2 BR / 1.5 BA ...............................................................$925
Coventry F......................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $55,000 Dorchester C............ 2 BR / 1.5 BA ...............................................................$950
Cambridge G ................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $55,000 Norwich C ................ 2 BR / 1.5 BA ...............................................................$950
Southampton A .............2 BR / 2 BA........................................................ $55,900 Sheffield C ................ 2 BR / 1.5 BA .......... Waterfront...............................$1,000
Dorchester G .................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $55,900 Kingswood C ........... 2 BR / 1.5 BA ............................................................$1,000
Kent B...............................2 BR / 1.5 BA..................................................... $58,000 Norwich L ................. 2 BR / 1.5 BA ............................................................$1,200

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The On-Site Century Village Specialists


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Our Two Grandmothers


As different as could be . . .
BY LANNY HOWE
Our dad's mother was as different to me. People suspected it in the air, and deposited
from our mom's mother as could wasn't good for you then, it as nicely as could be at
be, and vice versa. They both had but weren't aware of how our feet, obviously awaiting
an English background, but Dad's injurious it could be. She its being thrown again. Of
mother came over to the States called my youngest brother course we kids soon had the
from England when she was in her Arthur her "little pigeon." neighborhood kids over to see
late teens, while Mom's mother was Both grandmothers lived our new talented dog. A gray-
Bermudian, the youngest of twelve with us for spells. colored mongrel of some sort,
children. Nana Howe (Dad's mother) Nana Jordie told us she was "half horse and half
was pretty strait-laced and proper, about a time in Bermuda mouse," said Dad.
while Nana Jordie (for Jordan, her when she nearly drowned. When we visited
married surname) was more of a She was three years old and Nana Howe, if it was an
scamp and fun-loving. was playing near some water. informal visit, we would
Both visited us frequently and She saw an orange peel in the pull up on a side street and
we often visited them. Nana Howe water and thinking it was a go in through the back
read us stories and recited many whole orange, went to grab it, door to the kitchen. If it
poems she had learned by heart. A and fell in. As she describes it, was a "formal visit," as for a
widow, she worked as a housekeeper she sank in the water twice, holiday meal with Mr. Cruff,
in West Roxbury, MA, for an elderly came up twice, and then was we would enter by the front
man, Mr. Cruff, who owned a big, old rescued before she went down door, which meant passing
house with a circular staircase and for the third (and supposedly through a vestibule with Mr.
many rooms, some of which we never last, she said) time. She Cruff's hunting trophies and
saw. The staircase went up to the came with our mother, who mementos. These included a
the place. Mayo's Duck Farm was
upstairs bedrooms. When we visited was then four, to the U.S. during ceramic owl, electrically hooked up
a favorite place to visit. I saw them
her, she had always baked something World War I, because the climate so it had blinking red eyes, and a deer
kill a duck there by chopping off its
for us. It was often biscuits, and oh, in Bermuda was dangerous to our head mounted on the wall. The deer
head. The disconnected body ran
were they good. Mr. Cruff had a huge mother's health. They braved the head scared me, and I always held
around in circles for a while. We had
yard, which included a grape arbor. German U-boats to do that. If either onto our mother's hand when going
a dog with us at this time—named
He was a sportsman and did a lot event had turned out differently, we in. On one occasion, though, our dad
Winkie because someone swore she
of hunting. More about that in a kids realized we wouldn't be here. thought it was time for me at age
had winked once. I seriously doubt
moment. Nana Howe told us about the three to show a little courage, and
Winkie really did wink. She got
Nana Jordie had been mice in Mr. Cruff's house. She would insisted I walk through the vestibule
loaded with ticks one time when
separated from her husband and catch them in traps set in the backs without holding onto Mom. There
we visited Nana Jordie on the Cape.
lived in an apartment. She worked of old cupboard drawers and in the was no arguing with Dad, I realized,
When they get bloated up with blood,
as a telephone switchboard operator basement. She had a rat trap too and so I summoned up my courage,
they take on a grayish color and are
and later for Raytheon Company. caught one in the basement, which gritted my teeth, said in a loud
really ugly.
She was more "fun" than Nana I saw. She wasn't at all squeamish voice, "DEER, YOU SHUT UP!" and
We got Winkie from the
Howe, although we liked both. Nana about them. raced across the room. The deer of
Animal Rescue League when she was
Jordie smoked, which neither of our Nana Jordie remarried and course never said a word—and, to my
1-1/2 years old, and soon found out
parents did, and, we found out later, began living on Cape Cod in a big old knowledge, never had and never has
she had been trained to run after a
drank as well, which neither Mom house on a hill overlooking Nauset since then.
thrown ball and catch it in the air.
nor Dad did. She would go out on the Beach. We had many a good time Those were our
We had been throwing a tennis ball
porch or in the backyard to smoke. there, and I learned to ride a bike on grandmothers. They were different
back and forth when it got away from
It was only an occasional thing and their small circular driveway. Soon I and we enjoyed them both. Happy
us and Winkie leaped up, seized it
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POLITICAL

Property Matters
ANNE M. GANNON
TAX COLLECTOR, PALM BEACH COUNTY
Memorial not waited until the last minute to expired license. Check the expiration about tax collector services. In the
Day, one of complete their transaction? Here are date and if you can renew it online. If last month alone, Civic Engagement
our Nation’s some tips to help you plan ahead and you cannot renew it online, remember Liaisons have logged hundreds of
most solemn avoid a long wait: to schedule an appointment. miles attending various homeowner
holidays, takes • Check wait times. Our association and civic club meetings.
place this service centers are usually busiest at Prepare for Hurricane We would love to come speak at
month. On this the beginning and end of the week Season with our Handy your next group meeting or special
day, we honor and month. Text “waitpbc” to 41411 Guide event. Email us at ClientAdvocate@
veterans who before your visit for updated wait taxcollectorpbc.com to arrange for
lost their lives Hurricane season is around the
times. someone from our office to visit your
while serving our country. Please corner. Some of us are still recovering
• Renew vehicle registrations community!
note that our offices are closed on after Hurricane Irma lashed our
ahead of time. Did you know you can
Monday, May 28 in observance of County in September causing Pick up our Annual Report
renew your vehicle registration up to
Memorial Day. widespread damage. Preparation is
three months prior to its expiration? If you’re like most taxpayers, you
May also marks the start of a key to keeping our neighborhoods,
Renew your registration online want to know how your tax dollars
busy summer season in our offices. communities and families safe. Our
before it expires and renew it for two are spent. Do you ever wonder who
Schools begin summer vacations handy, pocket-sized guide contains
years! is the single largest taxpayer in Palm
this month. Our offices get crowded. practical information to help you
• Make a driver license Beach County? Did you know we
Continue reading for tips to ensure a plan, prepare and protect yourself,
appointment. We ALWAYS collected and distributed nearly $3.5
speedy transaction with us. others and your property. Use this
recommend clients make an billion in 2016 property taxes? This
Finally, I want to wish a Happy tool to get started on preparing for
appointment for driver license service. is just some of the information we
Mother’s Day to all mothers, the unexpected.
But don’t wait! Appointments book present in our 2017 Annual Report
grandmothers and guardians… To request your copy email,
quickly. Book your appointment to Our Citizens. I also share agency
thank you for all you do, you are ClientAdvocate@ta xcollectorpbc.
at least three months in advance. accomplishments and a look ahead
appreciated. com.
Inform the receptionist of your at our plans for fiscal year 2018.
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Don’t Wait Until the Last To request free copies of the
• Renew your driver license Annual Report to Our Citizens,
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wouldn’t need to be there if they had take a chance of being caught with an the county to educate the public
your community, civic or faith group.

Clerk Bock Speaks at Aging in America Conference


CLERK SHARON R. BOCK, ESQ.
PB COUNTY CLERK & COMPTROLLER
Clerk & Comptroller
Sharon R. Bock, Esq. and her
Deputy Inspector General
Anthony Palmieri presented
at the 2018 Aging in America
Conference in San Francisco
on March 27. They spoke on
independently auditing and
investigating guardianships
using professional standards.
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O R G A N I Z A T I O N A L N E W S
DO NOT resubmit dates for events already appearing BEST SHORT STORY DISCUSSION CENTURY VILLAGE NORTH AMER- CONGREGATION ANSHEI SHO-
unless there is a correction. There is no charge for GROUP: Meets 1st and 3rd Tuesday ICAN EDUCATORS CLUB: First LOM, 5348 Grove St. in Century Vil-
listings. ALL SUBMISSIONS SHOULD BE ADDRESSED of each month. Craft Room 1:30 Tuesday of every month at 10:30 AM lage. We are happy to welcome you to
TO: ucoreporterwpb@gmail.com. PM. Contact Julie at 249-6565 in the Art Room. School-related re- our Synagogue. Meet our synagogue
Submissions for Organizational News may be tirees and in-service personnel meet family and learn about our wonder-
submitted in person at the UCO Reporter office BIBLE STUDY GROUP - “Taste & on a regular basis to socialize, share ful services, programs and activities.
on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays from See”: Non-denominational group. ideas, and learn about issues that af- Planning a party? Rent our Social
9:00AM to 12:00PM. All residents welcome. Sunday at fect them presently and possibly in Hall which is strictly kosher. Week-
5pm, Classroom B, 2nd floor. For in- the future. Contact Bob Zuckerberg day minyans will be held on Monday
(All meetings are in the main Clubhouse unless
formation, call Leonore 478-9459. at zuckie15@aol.com or 917-796-1317 and Thursday mornings at 8:45 AM.
stated otherwise.)
for information. Shabbat Services Friday evening at
B’NAI B'RITH CENTURY UNIT 5:00 PM and Saturday morning at
ACT II COMMUNITY THEATRE -
#5367: Annual membership fee $25. CENTURY VILLAGE ORCHESTRA: 9:00 AM. If you need to say Kaddish
Meets every Wednesday at 7:00 PM
Breakfast meetings fourth Sunday Mondays in Classroom C at 1:15 to please call ahead so we can get a min-
at the Clubhouse. New members wel-
of the month at Congregation An- 3:35 p.m. For information, call Rick- yan together. Rabbi Kavon’s class will
come!
shei Sholom with entertainment and ie @ 683-0869 or Joel @ 688-9455. We resume in the Fall every Thursday af-
speakers. need trombone players, string players ter minyan approximately at 10:00
ACTORS STUDIO OF CENTURY
and percussion players. AM. See office for details.
VILLAGE: Join the fun! We have mi-
BROOKLYN QUEENS CLUB: Club- Following are the activities and
nor parts, leading roles, and a need
house Party Room October to April CENTURY VILLAGE (OA) OVEREAT- events scheduled for the month of
for writers, stage hands and props
on the second Wednesday of the ERS ANONYMOUS - Everyone wel- May 2018:
people. We read scripts and practice
month at 2:00PM. Doors open at come !! • May 13, 2018 – Sisterhood Moth-
acting every week, and put on two
1:30. For further information, call Every Sunday 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. In the er’s Day Brunch at 10:00 AM
performances a year. No prior act-
club president Harriet Levine @ 684- Craft Room. For information call: • May 15, 2018 – Sisterhood monthly
ing experience needed. We meet every
9712. 242-0189 or 347-469-2929 or 308- meeting with Mini Lunch at 12:00
Monday night at 7:00 PM in Class-
6444. noon.
room B. Stop in or call Shari @ 415
CENTURY VILLAGE ARTISTS: We • May 20, 2018 – Shavuot Day 1 –
385-9925.
welcome all Century Village residents CENTURY VILLAGE REPUBLICAN Services at 8:45 AM
to view our artwork on 1st and 2nd CLUB - For information, contact • May 21, 2018 – Shavuot Day 2 –
AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE
floor of main Clubhouse. Info about Geoff 291-1940 or Barbara 689-9275 Services at 8:45 AM – Yizkor at ap-
CLUB (AACC) - Meetings are held on
purchase or display -- Beth Baker @ prox.. 10:30 AM
first Wednesday of every month at 6
684-3166. CENTURY VILLAGE WOODWORK- For further information on any of
p.m. in Clubhouse Art Room. New
ING CLUB: Meets 6 days a week from these events, please call the Syna-
members are welcome.
CENTURY VILLAGE BOOK CLUB- 8:30 AM to 11:30 a.m.. Please come gogue office 684-3212.
Card Night: Play Hand and Foot in
We are already working on books for and join us in our hobby shop. .
the Clubhouse Card Room every
next season. For more information, COUNTRY LINE DANCING: Coun-
Wednesday at 6 p.m. All skill levels
call 640-6944 or email arzj@Hot- CENWEST FISHING CLUB: First try and Regular, Monday and Friday
are invited and we will teach new
mail.com Wednesday of each month 3:00 to 9:00 to 11:00 a.m. in Art Room or
players. For details, contact Terry
4:30 p.m. Classroom B. For more In- Party room. . For information, con-
249-7262, Eula 561-718-7478 or Sa-
CENTURY VILLAGE CAMERA CLUB: formation, call Al at 561- 242-0351 tact Frankie 561-777-5712
die (845)541-7167.
Any questions, e-mail Ken Graff at or Mike at 802-479-4184. New and
cameraclubcv@gmail.com. experienced anglers are welcome. DANCE PARTY/NIGHT CLUB: Dur-
AITZ CHAIM: Daily services 8:00 AM.
Events range from drift boat fishing, ing the summer, the Dance Party
Mincha and Maariv at Sundown, Sis-
CENTURY VILLAGE COMPUTER pier and beach fishing to fresh water will meet on Tuesdays 7 - 9 p.m. in
terhood 3rd Monday of month 10:00
CLUB: May through October meet- activities. Classroom discussions the Party Room. For more informa-
AM. Charlotte 917-815-7711; Char-
ings are first Thursday of the month held on fishing on Century Village tion, call Lou 398-8785. In Novem-
lotte 478-8756; Anita 686-9083.
at 1 .m. November through April property, techniques, equipment, ber, the Night Club will start at 6:30
meetings are 1st and 3rd Thursday bait, sustainable fisheries and a host p.m. We play every genre of music
AL’ANON MEETING We invite you
of the month at 1 p.m. Sign up in of other topics. . from ballroom to disco. Requests
to join us every Thursday in the
Clubhouse Room 103.. Annual Dues taken. Come to dance, listen, watch..
Clubhouse Craft Room at 1:30 pm.
are $15. Call Kathy @ 252-8495 or CHRISTIAN CLUB: Will meet again Call for more info: Erwin 917-915-
All 12 steppers are welcome.
visit our website at: http://www.cv- on October 3, 2018. Everyone is wel- 2174
computerclub-wpb.com come. For club information, call Rae
ALZHEIMER'S ASSOCIATION: Free
561-254-2290.. For upcoming events, FRIENDS OF BILL WILSON: Meets
community workshops every 2nd
CENTURY VILLAGE CRAFT CRE- call Figgy 561-707-6548 or figgy039@ every Thursday 6:30: to 7:30 PM in
and 4th Tuesday starting on August ATIONS - KNITTING-CROCHETING yahoo.com or www.grouptrips.com/ the Clubhouse, Craft Room.
21, 2018.. 10:30 a.m. - Noon in Card CLUB: Meets every Tues. 9:30 AM figgy.
Room B or C. Join us to explore how -12 p.m. Craft Room (104). We create • May 7 - Calder Casino ‘FRIENDS OF P.O.S.T.” (Pediatric
communication can take place when items to donate to the Teacup Pree- • May 20 - Motor coach day trip to Oncology Support Team). Meetings
someone has Alzheimer’s. Learn how mie Program, veterans, and other Miami $84/person. Cut-off date - will be held the second Monday of
to decode the verbal and behavioral agencies that provide services to chil- May 3. the month - Clubhouse Party Room -
messages delivered by someone with dren... • July 8-9 - Motor coach trip to Ft. 11:30a.m.- For further information,
with dementia. This is your learning
Myers $139/person. Cut-off date please contact Shirley at 478-2391 or
time. Please do not bring along the CENTURY VILLAGE MEN’S CLUB: May 29 Marion 684-5814.
person you are trying to help.. For We meet September through May on • July 28-Aug 5 - Motor coach trip
more information, call Sandy 561- first Sunday of the month at 9:30 AM to Niagara Falls and Toronto, Cana- HASTINGS CUE CLUB: We welcome
689-3540 or Carmen 561-469-1220. at the Clubhouse Craft Room. Ac- da $744/person Insurance available. new members Mon. - Sat. 9:30 AM
tivities include dinners, dinner danc- Cut-off date May 9. - 12 noon.
BABY BOOMERS CLUB:. 3rd es, fishing trips, football games, base-
Wednesday each month at 3:30 PM, ball games, basketball games, casino HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS OF THE
December through April. Contact trips, cruises and other fun activities. PALM BEACHES: First Wednesday
Lynn at Lynnsevan@aol.com for fur- Coffee, bagels, cream cheese served of month 9:30 a.m., Golden Lakes
ther information. at every meeting. This is a warm and Temple. Bus provided from Century
supportive group and we are plan- Village Clubhouse. Information: call
BALLROOM DANCE GROUP: Mon- ning an exciting season of new activi- Kathy @ 689-0393
days 2 - 4 PM. Party Room, except ties. For more information, contact
2nd Monday occasionally in Art Ruben Ramos at 561-459-7176 or do- IRISH AMERICAN CULTURAL CLUB
Room. No charge. Info: Irwin @ 917- cruben1@gmail.com OF CENTURY VILLAGE - Wishes
915-2174.
everyone a happy and healthy sum-
mer. Next meeting will be in Novem-
ber. Details to follow. Contact Carole
1-914-343-5547 for more information..
MAY 2018 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE B7

O R G A N I Z A T I O N A L N E W S
ITALIAN AMERICAN CULTURE EL CLUB LATINO AMERICANO: POLISH AMERICAN SOCIAL CLUB VILLAGE SONGBIRDS: We are a fun
CLUB: (IACC) OF CENTURY VIL- El Primer Jueves de cada mes habrá OF CENTURY VILLAGE- Polish loving, singing group that performs
LAGE: Meets the 3rd Wednesday una reunión de La Junta Directiva American Social Club promotes and in Memory Care Nursing Homes in
of each month in Clubhouse Party a las 7:00 PM en el Clubhouse en el preserves the traditions and customs Palm Beach County two or three
Room at 1:00 pm. For club informa- Salón de Clases B. Esta reunión está of Polish ancestry. Meetings 1st and times a month. We NEED a piano
tion, call Fausto 478-1821. Check out abierta a todos los miembros. Alenta- 3rd Thursday of the month at 6:30 player - music director that can trans-
our blog at: http://cvitalianclubwpb. mos a todos los miembros que asis- PM at the Art Room . For info. call pose music for the group. Rehearsals
blogspot.com . tan. Necesitamos su opinión sobre Krystyna Teller at 561-674-4887, and auditions for men and women
● Bowling - Saturdays at nuestros planes futuros. Discutire- w w w.facebook.com/polishsocial- for the 2018 season will begin on Au-
Verdes Lanes, 9:00 A.M. For informa- mos los planes para nuestro próxi- clubflorida2x gust 21, 2108. Call Carmen for more
tion call Lenny 471- 2603. mo baile. El Baile Latino es el Tercer information 561-469-1220.
Domingo de cada mes de 5 a 9 PM. PROACTIVE RESIDENTS PROJECTS
JUDITH EPSTEIN CHAPTER of Todos son Bienvenidos. Nosotros in- COMMITTEE: We are a non-profit YIDDISH CULTURE GROUP: The
HADASSAH: Third Wednesday of vitamos a nuevos miembros. El 20 de group of CV resident owners con- Yiddish Culture Club presents pro-
month at Congregation Anshei Sho- Mayo a las 5 p.m. será nuestra Baile cerned with Village issues. For infor- grams that perpetuate our Jewish
lom. Latino. El Tema será el "Día de las mation and meeting schedule check heritage. All programs are translat-
Madres". Tendremos muchas sor- our Blog at http://proactive-comit- ed into English and are held in the
KARAOKE: presas, bizcocho y entretenimiento. teeblogspot.com/ Auditorium on Tuesday morning at
• November through April - Friday Venga como invitado y regrésese a 10:00 A.M. Everyone is welcome.
6:30 - 9:30 p.m. in Party Room. Host- su casa como miembro. Para obtener SAILING CLUB: Meets every 2nd Fri.
ed by Janisse más información, comuníquese con 10 AM, Classroom C. Sailing in-
• November through April - Tues- Rubén Ramos al 561-459-7176 o do- structions given at boat dock. For
days 6:30 - 9:30 p.m Room C. Host-
ed by .Marshall Eads..
cruben1@gmail.com. information, contact Commodore
Ray Cook at 561-603-9326. HAMS WANTED!
• May through October Friday eve- LINE DANCE WORKSHOP - Learn
nings in Party Room. Hosted by SCRABBLE CLUB OF CENTURY VIL- Actors Studio Invites
the most used line dance steps Have
Marshall Eads.. fun while stimulating your brain and LAGE: Every Tues .6:00 PM - 2nd New Members
working your muscles. For informa- Floor Card Room. For information No Memorization
KATHY’S KITCHEN. CAN WE DISH? tion contact Jerri Adams 731-439- call Lucy @ 729-0705. Required
Third Friday - from November - April 0730
at 1 p.m. Come join us for a nibble? SHUFFLEBOARD CLUB: May 1 - No Experience Necessary.
Olddiva@aol.com Call: 561-252- Summer schedule will begin. Play Workshops!
MERRY MINSTRELS: Looking for
8495 after 12pm. women and men who enjoy singing. will begin at 9 a.m. on Tuesdays and
Interested? Please contact Louis Ah- will continue through October. In Can You Act? Direct? Write?
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS: Palm Beach wee at 561-531-3188. November , the winter schedule will Make Props? Actors Studio, CV’s
Rainbow Lodge #203 meets the 2nd begin. Equipment is always pro- Readers Theatre Group, Invites
and 4th Tuesdays in Century Village NEW YORK CITY TRANSIT RETIR- vided. We welcome members with You to Join in the Fun!
Walgreens/Medical Building (sepa- EES: N.Y.C. Transit Retirees. Anyone a wide level of playing ability. Get
For more information please
rate ground floor entrance), 100 Cen- interested in attending a meeting of outside and exercise and meet new
call Shari @ 415 385-9925
tury Blvd., CSI Caregiver Services, at the New York City Transit Retirees of people. For more information, leave a
1:00pm. We are an international fra- Florida, West Palm Beach Chapter, message with Jack at 640-3373.
Actors Studio meets Monday
ternal organization, non-sectarian. please call Kathy - 689-0393.
The Lodge welcomes new members, SNORKEL CLUB: For summer snor- Nights From 7 to 9 pm at the
dual members, transferees, and Py- NORTHERN STARS: Will resume keling and hiking information, con- Clubhouse.
thian reinstatements regardless of in November on second Monday of tact Christine at cmsmithfl@yahoo.
inactive years of service. WE WEL- every month. 6:30 to 9:30 PM - Club- com, Club meetings will begin in Check with the security desk
COME ALL MEN! Participate in so- house Party Room - Singing, Danc- October on the 3rd Friday of the for our room location.
cial and charitable events. Collation ing - Prizes & a 50/50. For further month.
after each meeting. For further info, info, call Janisse @ 586-291-8286 or
call Irv 683-4049. Check out our blog email: northernstarsbo@hotmail. SPANISH CONVERSATION CLUB:
at: http://knight203.blogspot.com . com Weekly meetings in Clubhouse,
Classroom B, Wednesday 10 a.m. If S E N IOR S
LATIN AMERICAN CLUB: First PET CLUB: Everyone is welcome you speak a little Spanish, or if you
Thursday of every month - Staff
Meeting at 7:00 PM in Clubhouse
whether or not you have a pet. All
you need is a love for animals. Top-
are fluent, it doesn’t matter. Come
and join our informal group which is
VS. CRIME,
Classroom B. All members are urged ics under discussion so far have been designed to be a fun experience. No
to attend to give your input on fu- the need for pet sitters and arranging fee. Contact: Thomas Kansas, 864-
a service provided to
ture plans. animal play dates. If you would like 504-8285 or wizzrad30@hotmail.
• The Latin Dance is the third Sun- to join our group, or if you have ideas com Century Village residents
day of every month from 5 – 9 PM. to share, please contact me at hmal- by volunteers working with
Everyone is welcome. New members loy2000@yahoo.com. UNITED DEMOCRATIC CLUB OF the Palm Beach County
are welcome. CENTURY VILLAGE - Next meet-
ing is Thursday, May 17 - 1:30 p.m.
Sheriff’s office, announces
• May 20 at 5 PM will be our Latin PHILADELPHIA CLUB: Greater
Dance. The Theme will be “Mother’s Philadelphia Club will meet on the in Party Room. Guest speaker: Pam new hours at the UCO
Day”. We will have lots of surprises, 1st Thursday in January, February, Keith - Candidate for U.S. Congress, Office, 2102 West Drive.
cake and entertainment. Come as a and March 2019. Clubhouse Party District 18. Meeting dates for sum-
guest and leave as a member. Room at 12:30 p.m. For informa- mer months are June 21, July 26, Au-
gust 23 and September 27. For infor-
New hours are
For more information contact Ruben tion, call: Phyllis at 561-712-0612 or
Ramos at 561-459-7176 or docru- 212-219-0297. mation on voter registration, mail-in Monday
ben1@gmail.com. ballots, or club membership, call 1:00 to 3:00 PM
PICKLEBALL: Learn and play the Rhoda at 686-0835.. Wednesday
fastest growing sport in the USA.
Courts open at 8:00 each morning. UNITERS SOCIAL CLUB OF CENTU- 1:00 to 3:00 PM
Meet new people, exercise and have RY VILLAGE: Diverse people coming Friday
lots of fun. together in a united way for social
10:00 AM to 12:00 noon
times. Bring a guest or come alone
on second Sunday of each month in
Club House Craft Room. For addi-
tional information, call Esther 561
Telephone number
635-4298 or 561 328-7935. Like us for Seniors vs. Crime is
on Facebook/United Social Club of
Century Village. 721-7424
PAGE B8 | UCO REPORTER | MAY 2018

Around the Bases with


Irwin Cohen
Some familiar baseball card faces Khrushchev. Birmingham, Alabama. Gamble, balls to the left fielder in any other
and names have departed this life Sievers, an outfielder, hit 42 home an outfielder who sported the major league ballpark would go over
recently. runs with Washington in 1957 and biggest Afro hairstyle in the major the screen for homers. Moon broke in
Roy Sievers was one of baseball's for nine consecutive seasons hit 21 leagues, spent 17 seasons in the big with the St. Louis Cardinals in 1954
biggest stars and nicest guys. He was or more home runs. He can be seen leagues. From 1969 to 1985, with and became the National League
also poorly paid in his time in the era in distant shots hitting long balls the Chicago Cubs, Philadelphia Rookie of the Year. During his
before free agency. He had the bad in the movie "Damn Yankees." The Phillies, Cleveland Indians, New career, which spanned from 1954 to
luck of playing for teams who had 1958 musical comedy is about a mid- York Yankees, Chicago White Sox, 1965, Moon compiled a .289 career
the poorest owners, and in that era, lifer who sells his soul to the devil San Diego Padres and Texas Rangers, average with 142 home runs and was
a player was stuck with the team he to come back as a young superstar he compiled 208 home runs while a teammate of Sandy Koufax with
was on. They were like baseball cards named Joe Hardy to lead the last- batting .265 for the aforementioned the Dodgers. Moon appeared in the
-- they could only be traded, sold place Washington Senators to the top seven teams. l959, 1963 and 1965 World Series. He
or released. Most players of Sievers' of the standings over the Yankees. *** died in Texas at 87.
caliber were paid much more. Starring Tab Hunter as Hardy, Jean Wally Moon was most famous for ***
Sievers slammed 318 career home Stapleton as the mid-lifer's wife, Ray hitting pop-ups that sailed over the Rusty Staub was one of my
runs and batted a lifetime .267 Walston (“My Favorite Martian”) as 42-foot high fence erected only 250 favorite baseball people. Maybe even
from 1949 through 1965. He was the devil, and Gwen Verdon as his feet down the left field line at the number one. He was a gentle man
the American League Rookie of assistant, the movie has some great football home of the Los Angeles and gentleman. And a refined one.
the Year in 1949 with the St. Louis baseball scenes and music. Rams. The cheap home runs were I have a lot to say about him as we
Browns and had his greatest years One of the tunes, "Ya Gotta Have known as "Moon Shots." Sixty years talked often as our paths crossed
with Clark Griffith's Washington Heart," plays often in the television ago in 1958 the former Brooklyn on the baseball beat. He was only 73
Senators (1954-1959), spending the of my mind -- especially the words: Dodgers became the Los Angeles when he died around Opening Day.
next decade with the Chicago White "Ya gotta have hope / Just can't sit Dodgers and used the Los Angeles He deserves a lot more space and I'll
Sox and the National League's around and mope." See if you can Coliseum as their home while Dodger relate some experiences in a future
Philadelphia Phillies (1962-1964), get the DVD from the Okeechobee Stadium in Chavez Ravine was under column.
before returning to Washington's library. They just don't make movies construction.
Griffith Stadium, where he closed like that anymore. Moon, an infielder-outfielder, --------------------------------------------
out his career with the Senators in When you watch the distant scenes became one of the most popular Author, columnist, public speaker
1965. of the runner going around the bases, Dodger players as he was able to Irwin Cohen headed a national baseball
During his tenure in Washington, that's Sievers, and he would go on to undercut the ball and pop it over monthly for five years and earned a World
Sievers lunched with President John a good life as he returned to St. Louis the screen more often than anyone Series ring by working for a major league
F. Kennedy and schmoozed with and lived to almost 92. else. The fence stopped line drives team. He may be reached in his dugout at
presidents Eisenhower, Nixon, and *** from going farther and becoming irdav@sbcglobal.net.
Johnson, and met Russia's Nikita Oscar Gamble died at 68 in legitimate home runs, while high fly

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Sports of the
Century—Village
BY SAM MILHAM

BASEBALL: the Nationals. Yes, our two spring


training clubs in West Palm. Must be
It looks as if the California the water!
Angels will get their $$ worth with Look for the Dodgers, Rockies,
Shohei Ohtanis. With eight games Diamondbacks and San Francisco
completed, he has two pitching Giants to contend, as well as
victories and three home runs, Cleveland, the California Angels, with a 30.6 points-per-game average, expansion team. They won their
and is the first player to be both Minnesota, the Red Sox and Yankees. 8.7 assists per game and 1.8 steal per division and look to be a contender
designated hitter and pitcher in my Speaking of the Yankees, even I get game. He is going to be tough to beat for Lord Stanley’s Cup.
memory. Shohei is putting a bad excited watching them bang out this year. It looks to be a great playoff
spring training behind him, and at later this month. FOOTBALL:
those 400-plus feet home runs. Just
this point is off to a good start at how many do you expect them to hit? The Knicks fired head coach Jeff With the draft coming up April 27
both his positions, pitching and DH. My guess is between 210 and 240. Hornacek. His two-year record was to 29, as a Giants fan I hope they pick
The question is, can he keep it up? I Look for the Mets to be an over-500 59 and 104. They have now closed the their running back from Penn State
wonder if he likes hot dogs and beer club this year, if their pitchers stay Phil Jackson era -- not a good one. Jeff -- Saqon Bradley, if he is available.
-- like the Babe? healthy. never had much of a chance to put This kid is the real deal. I don’t know
his signature on this Knick team. He the last time they had a runner with
BRONX BOOS: BASKETBALL: was stuck running Jackson’s triangle his talent and ability. A runner like
Giancarlo Stanton has been to bat offense till Phil got fired. Let's hope Saqon can add to Eli’s pass blocking.
As in baseball, this sport has at
33 times with 7 hits and 3 home runs, the next Knicks’ coach can put his It looks like the new G.M. is going all
least 10 teams capable of winning
but has a league high 15 strikeouts, stamp on who plays for the Knicks, out with Eli, and Bradley is the guy
the playoffs with my pick for the
and that stat has the Yankee fans in as well as how they play the game. to get!
finals to be Cleveland and Houston.
the Bronx giving him the Bronx cheer Let's hope they also look at ex-Knick
The Golden State Warriors will be
(boos). Hang in there, Giancarlo, coaches Jeff Van Gundy and Mike Till then, take “2” and hit to right!
shorthanded for the first round with
New York takes some time to get Woodson, plus Mark Jackson. Mike’s
Stephen Curry on the disabled list
used to! Just play your game and the 109-79 was the best record since Van Sam Milham hosts a Computer Radio
for at least the first round. If they
boos will turn into cheers. It looks Gundy's in the early 2000s. Show Monday nights at 5:00 p.m. on the
are to win, Kevin Durant needs to
like it’s a great baseball season with WEI network.
at least 10 teams capable of winning
carry his and Stephen’s load. They HOCKEY:
must get past the Houston Rockets.
the World Series. My picks to meet James Harden is having a career year The Las Vegas Golden Knights
in the Fall Classic are the Stros and have proven to be sports’ greatest

Howard Silver 1935-2018 CLASSIFIED


Howard Silver, longtime resident of Century Village, West Palm Prices for the ads are $10. All ads must perfect condition. Rentable with no
Beach, passed away on January 25, 2018. Mr. Silver is survived by be paid in advance by the 7th of the restrictions. $59,000 or make an of-
his beloved wife Catherine, two children, three step-children, one month prior to the edition they will fer. Call: 561-323-2856 or 919-747-
grandson, five step-grandchildren, two great grandchildren, and appear. Classified ads are printed on 9874.
a space available basis. Ads may be
two brothers.
placed for 1, 2 or 3 months. Submis- Chatham Isle - 2 BR. 1.5 bath. Up-
Howie, as he was called, led an amazing, full life. Born August sions must be made at the UCO office per floor. Water view. Move in condi-
20, 1935, and brought up in Brooklyn, he became a licensed ham at Music Room A in the Clubhouse. tion. Call: 646-761-6366.
radio operator at a very young age. He served in the US Navy
during the Korean War. On return from duty he became a butcher, Classified advertisements may be Hastings G - 1 br. , 1 bath. Ground
his main occupation throughout life. submitted by email to the following floor. Tiled floors. Newly painted
address: and renovated. Updated appliances.
His other interests and the organizations he belonged to were
$38,000. Call: 561-301-2314.
so many it is impossible to list them all. He became interested in ucoreporterclassifieds@gmail.com
photography and, self-taught, he helped found the Century Village
Computer Club twenty years ago, which his longtime friend Ken Ads submitted by email must be paid YEARLY OR
Graff now heads up. for before they will be included in the
Howie served as president of Stratford K, later as president of the paper. All ads are subject to editing. SEASONAL RENTALS
Stratford "umbrella" association, and was a vice president of UCO. 1 BR - 1.5 BATH in Waltham B. 2nd
He was a Red Cross volunteer for 26 years, assisting with FOR SALE: floor. Fully and beautifully reno-
food distribution during the 2004 hurricanes. He was a member vated. Pet friendly building. $875/
of Ansei Sholom Synagogue and was particularly active in the Chatham M - 2 BR. 1.5 baths. Cor- month. Call Vall: 561-707-8953
ner unit with lake view. Patio/Bar B
Village Italian Club.
Q out the door. New kitchen. New
Howie and Catherine traveled to many parts of the world and tile floor. New bathrooms. New fur- SERVICES
especially enjoyed cruises. "I had a wonderful life with Howie, niture included with sale. Move in
with a man who was so caring," Catherine says. One of the most condition - Asking Price: $122,000 - WORTHY & SONS CARPET
loved and popular persons in the Village, whose warmth and smile Contact Michael at 917-836-5538 CLEANING SINCE 1962
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Gene Autry, Singing Movie


Cowboy Who Rode Champion
to Fame-America's first singing
cowboy of the movies is
“BACK IN THE
SADDLE AGAIN.”

with a rope tied to the nearest tree. Most historians agree that the
The Federal government passed western genre reflects many accepted
the Homestead Act which gave American values and virtues. Western
settlers free land to establish farms stories usually take place in the rural
and bring a semblance of civilization sections of the western portion of the
to the western frontier. Farming on U.S and primarily in the Southwest
the Great Plains was difficult. Lack and takes place during the mid to
BY STEW RICHLAND
of rain, floods, grasshoppers and late 1800s.
The lure of the West began soon foreign born persons looking to start prairie fires made life very hard for The “frontier” forms the basis for
after the Louisiana Purchase, which a new life. Americans of Mexican the settlers. most of the western stories in which
changed Americans’ idea of the origins populated the Southwest, After the Civil War the Texas cattle there is conflict between various
West. As they ventured beyond the Germans, and Scandinavians and industry grew by leaps and bounds. forces of civilization overcoming the
Appalachian Mountains, explorers other Europeans were numerous on To get the cattle to the eastern wilderness and lawlessness. Western
sent back dispatches about their the High Plains. railroad centers, ranchers resorted to heroes were bound by a code similar
discoveries and helped write a new Throughout the West lived many “cattle drives, across the open plains to the Knights of Medieval Europe
chapter in America’s story. Stirred different tribes of Indians. The of Texas and on to Chicago where the code of honor. Most western heroes
by these words and by images of the Plains Indians were introduced to cattle were processed. reflect the code of conduct such as
pristine wilderness, many settlers the horse by the Spanish and became The “open range” came to an end the Marshall upholding the rule of
turned westward. part of the Plains culture from the when cattle associations began to law or a code that understands the
By the end of the Civil War the 18th century on. Horses were used fence off their lands. Fences became difference between “right and wrong.”
west contained several growing for hunting in wars and travelling. possible when Joseph F. Glidden in A good example of this is the Lone
cities. San Francisco, Denver, Salt The Plains Indians soon adopted 1874 invented “barbed wire.” The Ranger who uses his remarkable
Lake and San Antonio. The West modern weapons and wars with the barbed wire was strung up along marksmanship and shoots the
was predominantly agricultural and newly arrived European immigrants the plains. This resulted in “range gun out of a “sidewinders” hand.
extractive but also commercial and became very bloody. Unfortunately wars” between competing interests The antagonist in most western
entering the early stages of industrial the Native population was no match and “sod busters” who purchased stories are the forces that oppose
development. Chinese immigration for the U.S. Army and eventually farming land from the government the advancement of civilization,
was encouraged because the railroads they were rounded up and placed and railroad companies. usually in the form of a bad guy who
needed cheap labor to complete on reservations. The government All of these events provided a seeks to take advantage of those in
the building of a trans-continental decided that the answer to the Indian wealth of material for newspaper weaker positions. These may be “Dirt
railway system. When the rail system problems was to “civilize” them. reporters and background for some Farmers,” Settlers, or even “Friendly
was completed there was no need for Gold and silver discoveries of the great western story tellers Indians” whose cause the hero has
Chinese labor and there was a great led to “rushes” by thousands of such as Zane Gray, Louis L’Amour taken up. There are several typical
deal of resentment towards them immigrants with dreams of striking and Max Band. The first commercial villains in the westerns. They may be
on the West Coast. The Chinese it rich. Boom towns sprung up over film with a western theme was the a marauding gun-slinger who bullies
Exclusion Act was passed when the night. Then high prices, low yields, “Great Train Robbery.” A silent film the settlers, a band of bloodthirsty
Chinese population reached 40,000 hardship, violence, and deception, produced in 1903 and was inspired Indians, a con-man that cheats
in California. It later was extended led to an end of the boom and the by the history of the settlement of honest cowboys out of their hard
permanently. Prejudice and pressure death of the towns with only a very the west. The Great Train Robbery earned wages, or a merciless land-
by the labor union movement pushed few finding wealth. was the first American action film grabbing rancher who doesn’t want
Congress to pass this law/ Law and order were hard to come and the first Western film with a farmers encroaching on the water
The West was populated mostly by by and vigilante law was enforced "recognizable format.” he needs for his cattle. Some of the
Cont. on Pg. 11

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Cont. from Pg. 10 Rogers. According to Gene’s tale, he However, two things stood in
most famous radio Western stories was strumming his guitar during his way. First, he could not ride a
that reflected the spirit of the West a slow time at the railroad station horse and secondly he could not
were Gunsmoke, Have Gun Will where he worked in 1928, when Will act. Eventually Autry learned to
Travel, Tales of the Texas Rangers, the Rogers passed by. Hearing Autry’s ride a horse but he never learned
Six Shooter and the Lone Ranger. singing, Rogers supposedly advised to act. This did not deter Autry.
There has always been debate over the young man that he was so good His singing ability and his
who was the greatest fictional western he should be singing on the radio. personality were sufficient in
hero. I will leave that up to my According to Autry, he took Rodger’s those dozens of B pictures that
readers to choose. However, in advice and the rest is history. (Autry’s made him famous.
recognition of the “Country Music biographer, George Warren, spent When World War II broke
Awards” show that was televised years trying to verify this incident, out, Autry patriotic to the core,
recently, and the huge number of but never could.) enlisted and volunteered to be a
people watching the show, I decided Autry started his career as a part pilot in the Army Air Corps. He
to not write about a cowboy with a time singer for KVOO in Tulsa about was 40 years old and flew many
“six shooter” and write about a 1928. By 1930 he had recorded a missions in the Burma region.
cowboy with a guitar. few songs and became a regular on All those who knew Autry
Hard-riding, sweet singing, cowboy Chicago’s radio station WLS where agreed that he was an alcoholic.
picture star Gene Autry was heard he was billed as “The Oklahoma His contract with Wrigley’s
each Sunday evening on radios across Yodeling Cowboy.” According to his Gum stated that he show up
America via CBS. Gene’s Melody biographer, Autry was not paid much for a live performance once a
Ranch radio show aired for 16 years, for his gigs so he had to perform week. When Autry showed up owner of the Los Angeles Angels
featuring songs, comedy and action in nearby towns to supplement his too drunk to perform, he was told baseball team. With all his drinking
filled drama. Throughout the run, the income. Autry met his wife while that if this happened again his show and womanizing he lived to be 91
show’s sponsor was cool, refreshing touring for the radio station and was would be cancelled. Sadly he did not years of age. He died in 1998.
Doublemint Gum. married in 1932 and when she passed heed the warning and the show was Gene Autry’s horse Champion,
away they had been together for over cancelled. a stocking footed chestnut stallion
Autry was born in in Texas in 1907. 60 years. In the course of his career, Autry appeared regularly in the sketch
He was an industrious young man, With his popularity growing, released 635 recordings. His first hit portion of Autry’s Melody Ranch
and was working part time trying Autry and his partner Lester “Smiley” was “That Silver Haired Daddy of radio program. In the “Adventures of
to help support his mother as his Burnet headed for Hollywood where Mine,” winning the first ever gold Champion” Autry’s horse is the “King
father was usually in jail. Autry quit they obtain small roles in his first record, but his trademark tunes were of the Wild Horses.” In the show
high school because he had many picture, “In Old Santa Fe.” Autry “Back in the Saddle Again” as well the only person who was allowed
different jobs to occupy his time. must have lived under a lucky star as his eternally popular version of to ride Champion was a young boy,
His childhood issues to earn money because Ken Maynard, also a well “Rudolph the Red –nosed Reindeer”. Ricky West. Ricky and his dog Rebel,
to support his mother, according to known cowboy personality backed Autry was a Hollywood creation but live on the Flying A Ranch, with
his biographer, became a “lifelong out of a planned chapter serial, “The he brought his music to the rest of his adopted Uncle Smokey. Ricky,
obsession that eventually propelled Phantom Empire” and Autry was put the world. Smokey, and Rebel have a number
him into multi-millionaire status.” into the leading role. Autry had the “Midas Touch.” of adventures and run-ins with bad
According to Warren, Autry He made millions, investing in real guys, but because this is a kid’s show,
One of the most popular myths was being groomed to become estate and the communications even the Bad Guys have a hard time
about Autry, is how his singing Hollywood’s singing cowboy. industry and eventually was the killing anyone.
career was jump-started by Will
PAGE B12 | UCO REPORTER | MAY 2018

How do we learn history?


Can Movies Teach History?
BY STEW RICHLAND

In 1989, Richard Bernstein, writing “bright young woman” who confided


in the New York Times, commented she’d never realized that the thirteen
that something strange, not new, “but original American colonies were all
more conspicuous, haunts the cultural on the East Coast. Jay Leno, in his
landscape.” He refers to the fact that TV segments, Jaywalking Citizenship
movie makers and television producers test illustrated this phenomenon every
have become our most powerful, week on his show.
though perhaps not our most careful Ultimately the fault lies with the
historians. Bernstein laments that far parents, McCullough observes. He
more people are getting their history, feels that parents do not talk about
or what they think is history, from the history with their children around the
movies than from standard history dinner table any more. He reflects on
books. He feels that most history the fact that most families do not even
that is presented by the medium of dine together. The lack of quality time
movies “turns out to be a muddy blur and good old fashioned conversation
of fantasy and fact.” He concludes is non-existent. Technology and
that the consequences for Americans how we use it seems to dominate the
cannot be good. He quotes Francis conversation. He states that lovers
Bacon as saying, “that history makes of history must, in its purest form,
men wise.” Bernstein concludes, “that must love the printed word. Young
able to major in education, but rather Do the listeners get the truth? He yells
bad history, trivialized history, history people don’t have to read books to
in specific areas of learning which no! just propaganda, it’s like a circus,
distorted and sensationalized can get the information they need they
promote passion and expertise in a traveling side show, telling any lies
make them (Americans) foolish.” just have to open up their computer
some particular area. However, he said you want to hear, it’s an illusion and
David McCullough, one of and navigate the internet. Images are
the ultimate responsibility for young the audience is mesmerized. At the
America’s famous living historians more important, and the rewards of
people’s “historical literacy” lies with end of the movie Howard Beal, Peter
has gone on record to bemoan studying history will suffer.
the parents. Finch’s character is murdered, killed
the younger generation’s limited
In the film “Network (1976)” Peter off, because his ratings has dropped.
understanding and appreciation of McCullough concludes that part
Finch, as a TV commentator rants to This was 40 years ago and nothing has
history, emphasizing that this includes of the problem lies in our educational
his audience that no one reads books changed.
American history. system. We need to teach our teachers
anymore. They don’t read newspapers. John F. Kennedy remarked, “To
McCullough tells the story of a better, “that no one should simply be
They get their information from TV.
Cont. on Pg. 13

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Cont. from Pg. 12 mingle fact with fancy, history with


see our future, we must understand imagination, in such a way that the
our past.” History deals with human average viewer has no way of sorting
behavior, live flesh and blood people. out one from the other. There are
Their achievements or failures have websites that are like “fact checkers”
shaped who we are but also they had that examine films for content
much to teach us. accuracy and provide the moviegoer
If, as I have said, our children’s with some direction in interpreting
parents have as little historical literacy fact from the movie directors artistic
as their kids, who then should take up license.
the task to remedy this equation. The Some films that historians
onus falls to the teacher to effect some recommend for viewing because of
1. Which of the following are the unalienable rights referred to in the
sort of change. The teacher has to be their historical accuracy are: Young
Declaration of Independence?
interesting, imaginative and he/she Mr. Lincoln (1939), All The King’s
a) life, liberty and property
should have an educational credential. Men (1949), Judgment At Nuremberg
b) honor, liberty and peace
Most people find history boring. (1961), The Longest Day (1962)
c) liberty, health and community
Young people often respond when Malcolm X (1992). Most teachers
d) life, respect, and equal protection
history is being taught, “What’s so recognize that when you teach
e) life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
interesting about learning the lives with movies, you offer your class a
of a bunch of dead guys?” Their welcome break to traditional teaching
2. In 1933, Roosevelt proposed a series of governmental programs
experiences with history is laced with methods. Students can sit back and
that became known as:
tests in which you had to memorize enjoy learning history through the
a) the Great Society
names of people, dates, and places. No entertaining medium of cinema.
b) the Square Deal
wonder they would find history boring. However, teachers are cautioned not
c) the New Deal
One of the more conventional to substitute films for teacher student
d) the New Frontier
strategies that many teachers use to interaction.
e) supply-side economics
create interest in the study of history is In my next column, I will list
the use of movies. While not all movies additional movies that do a better than
3. The Bill of Rights explicitly prohibits:
portray history accurately, there a lots average job in teaching history along
a) prayer in schools
of films out there that do a fairly good with some books that help students
b) discrimination based on race, sex, or religion
job depicting the events that happened can read that would stimulate their
c) the ownership of guns by private individuals
in the past. For example, if you wanted interest in history.
d) establishing an official religion for the United States
to learn more about the holocaust you The Smithsonian Institute
e) the President from vetoing a line item in a spending bill
would watch Schindler’s List, The Boy developed a quiz to determine how
in Striped Pajamas, or The Pianist. much civics and history recent high
4. Under our Constitution, some powers belong exclusively to the
However, you must be cautioned about school graduates know. I have selected
federal government.
watching films like these because a few topics to challenge the grey
What is one power of the Federal Government?
producers and directors have the cells of my readers. Good Luck. (The
a) make treaties
tendency to construct technicolored answers to the questions will be found
b) make zoning laws
and sound tracked productions on a at the end of the article.)
c) maintain prisons
d) establish standards for doctors and lawyers slender foundations of what appears 1. E | 2. C | 3. D | 4. A
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Back to the 50’S


Dances Score Big
BY CHRISTINE MOHANTY
On campus, we had two fabulous the support of 50 people who signed
retro dances, the first sponsored by up to make that happen.
the Doo Wop Club on February 26 On Sunday, March 4, Ryan and the
and the other by the Sailing Club Rockers had a crowd of 220 hopping
March 4. It seems that Century and bopping to their superb sound.
Village residents can’t get enough of Seventeen cheerleaders decorated the
that “old time rock and roll.” party room to the hilt in preparation
Michael Pierno’s Doo Wop dance for the big night and during
attended by over 200 enthusiasts were intermission performed routines to
regaled by the music of DJ Janisse “Old Time Rock and Roll” and “All
Laho. Bop and cha-cha contests Shook Up” directed by Gail Fei and
were judged by professional dancer, choreographed by mate Nancy Reser.
Natalia Bragarnik, and ballroom Next up, Ron Helms, Joe Verfenstein,
competitor, Lynda Davenport. Ruby Tony Caruso, and Theo Martzoukos
Botto and Paul Gold placed first for traded in their sailors’ caps for
bop though they had never partnered tutus to dance their version of a
before; Vera and Dale Bell came in piece from “The Nutcracker.” They
second. Olivier Maltais and Colette brought the house down with their
Parent wowed everyone with their hilarious routine. Let’s just say that
cha-cha routine. Charlie San Filippo, New York City Ballet has nothing
a doo wop aficionado, selected Joan to worry about in the competitive
Dahmer and Libby Ranelli for best arena. The evening concluded with
costumes, matching hot-pink skirts arms stretched upward and frenetic
with 45 record motif . Proceeds from gyrations to “Shout”—AND DID WE
the 50-50 run by Marsha San Fillipo EVER!
in addition to separate donations It’s clear that our residents are still
went to Peggy Adams Animal moving and grooving to nostalgic
Rescue League. Mr. Pierno hopes to music that makes them feel like
rejuvenate the club next season with teenagers once again.

HAPPY
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MAY 2018 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE B15

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ANDOVER A Ceramic tile flooring thru out. Lots of light, central air conditioning, unfurnished, tenant in place, COVENTRY D Fully furnished, ceramic tile thru out. Out side corner with central air conditioning, plenty of privacy, cul-de-sac.
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Near the clubhouse and fitness center and the east gate. $45,000 GOLFS EDGE D Ceramic tile and carpet, this is a large two bedroom two full baths, washer and dryer is allowed in the building,
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Hastings fitness center. Inside corner $55,000
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This community has pools, tennis, clubhouse, fitness center, gated community. $59,900
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UPPER FLOOR 1 BEDROOM 1.5 BATH GROUND FLOOR 1 BED, 1 BATH
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laundry in building, this condo is very serene and the condo association is great to work with. $38,000 WALTHAM B Ceramic tile flooring, new appliances, near the east gate and clubhouse gated community $875
EASTHAMPTON G Unfurnished, rentable, garden view, lots of space, near east gate $39,000 UPPER FLOOR CORNER 1 BED 1.5 BATH
EASTHAMPTON G Near east gate,near clubhouse, lots of space and lots of light, great view priced to sell $39,000 SHEFFIELD L Knock down wall in kitchen, part furnished, ceramic tile flooring, lots of light central air, enclosed patio $900
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STRATFORD N Ceramic tile flooring thru out. Unfurnished, large spacious rooms, two year waiting period for renting, no pets, Laundry in building, cul-de-sac. Near Kent pool $900
central air conditioning, freshly painted, patio off living room,. Lots of light. Near the clubhouse and fitness center. $55,000 EASTHAMPTON G Furn/unfurn. Inside corner, upgrades are happening, near haver hill entrance, lots of light, lots of amenities,
PLYMOUTH F Furnished, wall paper, new a/c central air, new screens on porch $49,000 pools, tennis active clubhouse and fitness center, gated community, ideal location for shopping and transportation included. $900
SOUTHAMPTON B Ceramic tile, large spacious patio, garden view, upgraded master bath, steps to parking, steps to pool $42,500 SUSSEX K Ceramic tile, unfurnished, out side corner, lots of light, central air conditioning $950
GREENBRIER B Ceramic tile, steps to parking and pool, large spacious rooms, elevator building, laundry on floor $45,500 NORWICH C Unfurnished, garden view, new carpet, near club house, rentable building $850
UPPER FLOOR 2 BED 1.5 BATH
GROUND FLOOR 1 BED 1 BATH
NORWICH B Unfurnished, garden view, new ceramic tile flooring, near the haver hill gate $900
KINGSWOOD D Furnished, near laundry, enclosed patio, garden view, steps to parking, renting restrictions of two years,
non smoking building, cul-de-sac $39,900 GROUND FLOOR 1 BED, 1.5 BATH
SALISBURY B Ceramic tile flooring,pergo wood flooring, pt, furnished, rent able, 2 a/c units are newer, refrigerator and STRATFORD N Central air, unit will be painted, ceramic tile flooring, unfurnished, great floor plan, steps to condo
range less than two years old, screen patio with garden view. Near the east gate and clubhouse $45,000 from parking, enclosed patio from living room $950
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NORTHAMPTON A Property well taken care of, near west gate, near Kent pool, steps to parking, unfurnished, garden view $30,500
SALISBURY B Unfurnished, carpet, two ac units, immaculate and ready for you, great building, near the east gate and
NORTHAMPTON R Near Kent pool, laundry, and west gate, steps to parking, cul-de-sac, two year restriction for lease $32,000 clubhouse, transportation goes every where $900
CAMDEN J Unfurnished, community patio, near the west gate and the Camden pool great building, just needs a little tlc $29,000 EASTHAMPTON G Vacant, carpet, unfurnished, garden view, near the east gate, lots of amenities, 24 hour security,
WINDSOR B This condo is ready to move into. Ceramic tile flooring, new kitchen, waterview, furnished, steps to parking, active clubhouse and fitness center $800
close to west gate, active clubhouse and fitness center. $39,900 GROUND FL CORNER 2 BED 1.5 BATH
ANDOVER A This condo is picture perfect and ready for occupancy, ceramic tile flooring, near laundry and mail boxes. COVENTRY H Ceramic tile flooring, furnished, outside corner, move right into, lots of light $950
Rentable. 24 Hour security, active clubhouse and fitness center, gated community with lots of amenities such as pools, *SEASONALS*
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SOMERSET H Beautifully done, water view and tennis and pool with in walking distance, beautiful furnishings
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DORCHESTER K Water view, near pools and Hastings fitness center, tenant in place, carpet and furnished, cul-de-sac, great building $40,000 CYPRESS LAKES WEST PALM BEACH
CANTERBURY F Rentable building, furnished, move in ready, cul-de-sac, close to pool and fitness center, very nice unit, tenant in place $39,000 CHRISTOPHER STREET  Spacious rooms with water view. Partially furnished. Washer and dryer, ceramic tile flooring,
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MAY 2018 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE B17

Shuffleboard Club Sailing Club


BY ED WRIGHT BY CHRISTINE MOHANTY
When you get this article the Fahey, Archie McKay.Carlos Munz, At our Duck Island annual Friday’s winter navigational races
regular shuffleboard season will Jim Reed, and Ed Wright. We will start picnic April 6, the following trophies had practically the same results: Jan
be over. Beginning in May We playing the regular schedule of singles were distributed. For the Tuesday first, Ron second, Marc third, AND
will continue playing on Tuesday on Tuesdays, Doubles on Wednesdays,
championship winter races, Jan Jose Saavedra fourth. Almost too
Mornings at 9:00. We have had a very and Bowling Pin on Thursdays Around
successful season. We finished with the first of November. We will again Roszko came in first, Ron Helms strange, the results for the spring
64 members of which 16 were first start playing around 1:25. Everyone is second, Marc Benson and Allan series were IDENTICAL. The rest of
timers. The winners for the final three welcome to join us. Hope everyone has Twohig shared third, and Nick us sailors need to get out there and
tournaments were as follows: Jack a safe and healthy summer. Goeb fourth. The spring series was give these guys some competition.
coincidentally much the same with
Jan first, Ron second, Marc third, and

BEWARE! Allan fourth.

Snorkel Club
ANOTHER SCAM! BY BETH BAKER
While you are reading this
column, members of our snorkel
Gaps in protective forest canopy
allow trees faster growth, but they’re
club are enjoying fine snorkeling in more vulnerable to overheated soil
BY RUTHIE BERMAN Guadeloupe. Consider joining our and damaging winds, and short lived
international snorkel trip next year. without mycorrhizal support systems.
Recently, I received a telephone the number that was left on my
Our formal meetings are over until Young seedlings are easily consumed
call from Medicare. At least the Caller ID. Medicare answered.
next season, but if you wish to join us by browsing mammals and hostile
caller number identified itself as That woman said Medicare had to snorkel, kayak, hike, or go to nature fungi. Mother trees are vital defense
Medicare on my phone. Although not called me and that Medicare lectures, please email Christine to be against threats. When biggest trees
I did not recognize the number, I does not call clients. If you have put on the summer list: cmsmithfl@ cut down, survival rate of youngest
picked up the receiver. The caller, a question, a problem, or need yahoo.com substantially diminished.
a friendly woman, wanted me information, you must personally There’s an emerging idea that plants Unable to move away from danger,
to know that I might be eligible call Medicare and arrange for and trees possess intelligence. Trees falling in catastrophic numbers to
for additional Medicare services. a return call at a specific time. are networkers; they do communicate the human demand for land and
Given that Connie is not well, I She said there are no-gooders in their own way. They share resources lumber, forest trees also face the threat
continued to speak with her.. But, hacking Medicare trying to and form alliances with trees of of accelerating climate change. All
I soon realized that she was really get our private information. other species. In forests, it has been scientists are on board with the new
only interested in my personal Remember: Medicare never scientifically shown that red cedar is claims being made about trees. If you
information and my current calls you unless you have called networked with maples. Hemlock and wish further information, one source
medical plan. I immediately them. Douglas fir are networked. Trees live is Smithsonian’s March 2018 issue.
hung up the phone and called longest and reproduce most often in Should we consider the rights of trees?
a healthy stable forest. That is why Should we allow some trees to grow old
they’ve evolved to help their neighbors. with dignity, and die a natural death?

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Disorder in the Court 2


Another great offering from Actors Studio
BY BOBBI LEVIN
On March 19th in Classroom
C, Actors Studio, Century Village’s
oldest acting group, treated our
residents with another entertaining
comedy production, Disorder in the
Court 2, written and directed by Jody
Lebel, who also writes a monthly
humor column in the UCO Reporter.
You may recall Jody’s comedy offering
last year, Disorder in the Court, a
funny take on the old Night Court
series but set in a Century Village
courtroom. Disorder in the Court
2 continued with the same theme of
funny and oddball cases, and once
again the audience was in on the
fun by playing the jury, which Jody
feels keeps them engaged as well as
entertained. The back of the playbill
read: “You are now a member of the
jury and will hear and vote on as
many cases as may be on the docket.
Not one case more; not one case less.
Got it? Think you’re too old for jury
duty? Think again. Don’t have time
for jury duty? Too bad, take a seat.
Can’t see, hear, or remember? We don’t last year but was voted out and was Two Times) who repeated everything Delicious Delores.
care. Your service will be completed a bit bitter about it. Her character twice, and was quite funny as This is a Century Village group
upon tonight’s performance. There grew the most and Shari handled it Dave the Chopper Guy. Sonny also and therefore a senior citizen group,
will be no jury duty fee paid. Things well delivering comedic lines with successfully tackled two other parts thus scripts get lost, props get
could be worse. YOU could be one of a straight face. Erwin Protter did a and was kept busy with costume forgotten, cues get missed, and mics
the defendants!” bang-up job playing the 96-year-old changes. Corrine Healey played the need handling. Jody came up with
This year’s “Disorder” didn’t clerk who fell asleep, confused case mobster’s girlfriend right down to a pretty clever idea to deal with all
disappoint. There were four cases for numbers, and got robbed in the copy the New York accent, made us laugh that. She didn’t take an acting part
the jury to deliberate on, all of them room. Hilda Ortega played a wise- as one of the Trite sisters, and then in this production per se, but donned
involving CV residents and their cracking court officer and delivered got more serious as a bomb squad a yellow t-shirt that had ‘court staff’
various crimes. Many of the members her lines in a deadpan manner that officer who handled the bomb dog, on the front and back which allowed
in this group, who for the most part kept the audience in stitches. Lynda Links (who was the real star of the her the freedom to move around the
are all seasoned actors, took multiple Davenport looked like a real court show and who gave out pawtographs set in front of the audience and direct
roles, sometimes as many as four, reporter up there using a steno at the end). David Boas got laughs as the play while the performance was
and pulled it off with costume and machine, and she also doubled as the man (Mr. KND238) who believed live and on-going.
voice changes. Chris Mohanty played the court artist which was a role she aliens are on the golf course. He The audience laughed often
the newly elected judge and made stepped into late in rehearsals due to too handled two more parts later and lived up to their jury duties by
us laugh when she refused to sit on a member being unable to go forward. on with ease. Estelle Symons, who is voting after each case. Of course the
the chair the smarmy state attorney Lynda handled both roles smoothly the newest member of the club, did a judge ruled any old way she wanted
had just been in, and made her clerk and if you didn’t know it you great job as one of the Trite sisters. and meted out sentences liberally.
spray it with disinfectant. Allen would never guess she was juggling I was told that Estelle decided to Traditionally there is no charge for
Preston played the whiskey-drinking two parts at the same time. Her join the group while they were in the performances from the Actors Studio
state attorney who didn’t disappoint. delivery was spot on. Len Perlman, midst of rehearsing for this play, and and they perform several times a
Between being nervous and stapling who played a great gangster-type the club immediately included her in year. How fortunate Century Village
his tie to his desk and chasing every character (Joey Big Nose), also took the production as Actors Studio likes is to have these talented folks in our
female on the staff, Allen had his two other parts like a pro. He even to keep all of their members active village. Watch for more plays from
hands full with this role and he did it played an alien that silently walked and participating. June Kleinwaks Actors Studio this season.
wonderfully. Shari Orgill played the across the stage. Sonny Buovolo played a woman with two husbands,
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I had ordered from the Pasta cheese and BJ's signature burger
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What I've learned from the


college application process
Too bad that hindsight is 20/20
BY ZOË FRIEDMAN

May is here! For Century Villagers, Now that I am debriefing my word “ma” in Mandarin? While my and used all of my writing-related
that means snowbirds flocking from applications after the fact, I find I friends played Wii video games, I was activities and contests as support.
West Palm and the UCO elections did it all wrong. Too late now, I guess. motivated by the image of strutting My Food is Love column for The
coming to a close. For high school I'm writing about my mistakes with down a walkway at Yale. Reporter, my award-winning poems,
seniors, it means colleges announce the hopes that future generations of As it turns out, only my high school my role as news editor for my school’s
their acceptances. That's right, folks - Century Village grandchildren will grades appeared on my transcript online newspaper, my self-published
I just found out where I can continue learn from my mishaps and land their anyway. The time spent perfecting cookbook, culinary magazine, and
my next four years of education. I dream schools. Colleges, if you're essays and compiling research poetry book are evidence enough that
promised the UCO Reporter staff that listening, it's not too late to reverse papers should have been dedicated writing is my passion.
I would keep them posted along my your decisions. I would still welcome to studying for the Scholastic Lastly, as with any recipe, I needed
winding road to college, so I thought a package in the mail! Aptitude Test (SAT). Contrary to the garnish - some pizazz of herbs and
I would let the whole Village know at I executed my first grave error insistence of most Admissions Deans spices to lend my application an
the same time. in sixth grade: spending time and college counselors, the SAT can unforgettable flavor. Maybe start my
Recently, the college process has maintaining a straight-A average make-or-break an application. In own underground news publication?
morphed into a crazy, competitive for the next eight years instead of today's ruthless rush for selective Lead a group of volunteers to teach
version of Florida's Powerball. I was devoting that time to college entrance schools, I have friends whose parents English and writing to illiterate
one of over 26,000 students vying exam preparation. Caught up in the have hired SAT tutors for upwards of children? Write the script for a
for an open spot at each college, and idea that I needed a pristine academic $250 an hour. Should I be penalized Discovery Channel Documentary?
I applied to quite a few schools. In record to get into Harvard, I buried because I tried a less expensive route? Maybe I already had unique features
blunt terms, I had absolutely no clue my nose in the books. As an eleven- I maintain that I am too creative but fell short in marketing them
how to shape my application and year-old, I was tutored in Chinese for standardized tests, but that is far to colleges. After all, it's hard to
advertise myself to college admissions from 2:45 until 6 p.m. each day by from the point. remember that I wrote a culinary
officers. According to the College my computer science teacher. What Thinking that colleges would magazine when it’s lurking behind a
Confidential website, admissions was it that fueled me through these review my application holistically meaningless math award that I also
officers have roughly four to five grueling sessions, sitting in a hard was a big mistake. Colleges don't decided to throw into the pot.
minutes to analyze my application plastic chair trying to memorize the care how many culinary magazines, I recognize that this was the
and make or break my future. five different ways to pronounce the business lines, and poetry accolades Ivy League’s most selective year in
I have under my belt if my SAT score history. With millions of hopefuls but
isn't competitive. I missed out on far fewer vacant dorms, Ivy League
the maximum score of 1600, being acceptances rates ranged from 5-7%.
stampeded like the man grasping the Ending on a high note, I was still
last pair of glasses at the solar eclipse admitted to great schools, and I am
last summer. proud and excited for my future. I
Another error glares at me from my have a guaranteed spot on all of my
resume and Common Application (a colleges' cross country and track
self-questionnaire of sorts that I sent teams. At the University of Maryland
to my colleges). I advertised myself as at College Park, I was accepted
a multidimensional student-athlete to the Robert H. Smith School of
passionate about business, writing, Business as well as the Scholars
cooking/food science, chemistry and Program. At Emory University, I
running. Instilled in me was the received an enormous scholarship
Sisterhood of Congregation Anshei Sholom following mantra: be well-rounded. and can graduate from the acclaimed
I had heard for years that colleges Goizueta Business School. At
Invites you to sought well-rounded students with Brandeis University, I was named an
a broad spectrum of interests. International Business Scholar (I can
Admissions officers want to know complete a Masters and Bachelors in
everything Zoë Friedman does, right? five years) and a Dean's Scholar. I also
Our Mother’s Day & Father’s Wrong. gained acceptance at two "safety"
Again, my lack of proper college schools in the honors programs,
Day guidance resulted in confidently respectively.
following the fork to the right, while I’m a bit disappointed that I labored
the Emerald City glistened at the end my entire life to gain admission to an
Annual Brunch of the left-hand path. Colleges want a Ivy League school, only to fall short
well-rounded class, not person. They because of how I tangled my interests
seek students who go in-depth in into a confusing application lacking
SUNDAY MAY 13TH – 10 AM one particular subject area. Think of
designing a college class like honing a
clear structure. As I've heard from
countless adults, it doesn't matter
wardrobe – Admissions Officers want where you go to school, but how
Deluxe Brunch a few pairs of shoes, a few hats, some you seize opportunities to shape a
jeans, and maybe a shirt or two. The meaningful experience. I’m excited
shirt should epitomize a 100% cotton, that I have five options, and I am
Entertainment soft and durable t-shirt. It wouldn’t determined to milk the next for years
be that helpful for the shirt to double for everything they’re worth!
as a dress or poncho if it can’t master
Donation: Members- $12.00 its intended function as a t-shirt. P.S. Thank you for sticking with
Non-Members - $15.00 I needed to pick one passion and me, Century Village!
roll with it! Looking back, I should
have sold myself as "the Writer"
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My mom. Built to last.


BY JODY LEBEL
I have a mother, I am a mother, I ate canned food from a dented can,
and my daughter is a mother. I love I’d die of food poisoning. Of course
mothers. Mothers are a force to be that was before we began injecting the
reckoned with, and the government same poison into our foreheads.
should be smart and figure out how Mom was also afraid of electricity.
to harness their energy. In her prime, She said I would be electrocuted if I
at 5’4”, my mom was a short stack used the phone during a thunderstorm.
of heart, nerve, and spunk. Most If water spilled on me and I was near
moms have superpowers, we all know an outlet I’d fry on the spot, so I
that, but my mom was the best. She wasn’t allowed to walk around with
could tell what I was doing with her beverages when it rained. In fact any
back turned. She knew I had a fever electrical gadget just waited for the
by placing her palm on my forehead. front of her and wrap it in white paper to put money in or take my tip out. chance to leap into the nearest sink
She could be at three places at once; tied with string that came off a huge Mom never bought ‘new’ when and kill me. Our toaster had murder
hosting a Tupperware party, cooking spool; and the owner had his son carry there was still life in the ‘old’. I didn’t on its mind, and we kids double dared
dad his dinner, and sewing my the box of goods up the street to her realize until I started to care for her each other to stand next to it during
costume for the upcoming play. (I home. Nowadays at the food store not that she had been wearing the same a lightning storm. Almost anything
got the role of a tree in the enchanted only do we have to weigh and wrap our three bras for years. You don’t need related to fire would bring disaster
forest of Hansel and Gretel.) My mom own produce, but we check ourselves to be on Project Runway All Stars according to my mother; birthday
could always tell how upset I was by out, fill our own bags (that we bring to understand the fitting logistics candles, lightning striking the tree in
the way I said, “Nothing’s wrong.” in with us unless they’re out in the here. Her breasts are now somewhere the back yard, or leaving the stove on,
Currently my mother has car in the trunk like mine) and lug near Panama and these old bras are which she checked three times before
Alzheimer’s and she suffers short- the groceries up the stairs in the rain. not holding up their end. When she dared to leave the house. Back
term memory loss. She’ll ask me where So far the stores still supply the food she moved in with me and we were then my dad smoked. Mom would go
we’re going three times while we’re in though. And I don’t mind not seeing unpacking I asked her, “How old are around checking the trash cans for
the car on our way to the dollar store. the butcher hacking the meat off the your bras?” To which she promptly hot cigarette butts. I have to admit,
But old memories? She’s scary sharp. animal for me. replied it was none of my business. I’m she was right about that one.
So that’s what we talk about when I Things have changed so much that thinking they’re old enough to get a In the summer, we could not go
visit her twice a week. She remembers if mom could recognize it she probably senior discount at Denny’s. “Mom,” back in the lake after eating until we
things I’ve forgotten, which amazes wouldn’t. There are car washes where I said, “you should buy some new waited the regulation one hour. When
me. For instance, although mom never you wash your own car. There are hair ones.” To which she replied that she we whined, mom said, “Go ahead
got her driver’s license, on Sunday she salons where you dry your own hair. paid good money for those bras and and sink like a rock. But don’t come
drove the family car down dirt roads At the airport you print your own she expects them to last. My mother crying to me when you’re dead.” Of
to go visit neighbors. She recalls boarding pass and check your own lived through the Depression, a world course then we wouldn’t even put a toe
pulling into a Texaco station and how luggage. At least they still fly the plane. war, and the death of not only all her in the water before our hour was up.
they used to come out and pump your Well, for the time being, because we siblings, but three husbands, and all After I moved out of the house and
gas and wash your front and back now have cars that drive themselves. of her friends. And she is still here, the to another state, my mother used to
windows while the tank filled. Every Mom used to send me packages sole survivor, strong on her feet if not make me call her when I got home
time we stop for fuel today mom asks wrapped in brown paper, tied with in her mind. She lived in a world that and let the phone ring three times;
me, “Where’s the man? You’re going string. Dad and she would make changed from things that were made the traditional signal that I was
to get in trouble messing with that a special car trip to the post office solid and never broke to things that home and safe. Back in the day long-
pump.” Mom, today not only do you to get it on its way. Now you either are made like junk that we throw away distance calls cost money. I sometimes
have to pump your own gas and clean print out your own air bill and call after a few uses. forgot to call after a long trip and
your own windows, but you have to for a pickup at your door, or take My mom was a pip though. I my father would grumble but he’d
run the computer to pay the bill. the items to a place where they pack remember her telling me if I put too make that expensive call to me or else
Mom loves it when I take her to and ship it for you. Mom talks about much food in my mouth I’d choke mom would not be able to go to bed.
Publix. Because of her disease, every when waitresses used to bring you to death. If I didn’t chew my food 20 I thought it was unnecessary. When
time we go in there it’s like the very your order. To your table. Now they times I’d choke to death. If I talked you’re a mother, she told me, you’ll
first visit for her and she marvels at all yell out your number and you jump while I was eating –- I’d choke to death. understand. And eventually I did.
the choices. She could roam around in up like you got a bingo, and hustle to Bottom line: Food leads to death, I Mom’s real superpower though was
there for hours. Back in the day when the counter to claim your food which guess. And food wasn’t the only killer how she turned me into her without
she had an ice box, she walked to the you then carry and essentially wait back then. There were pointy knives me even knowing it. Happy Mother’s
local market every two days to shop. on yourself. Some places give you a in the kitchen sink, and scissors that Day, mom. Even though you can’t
The grocer used to weigh the produce paper cup and tell you to go get your if you ran you’d fall on and impale remember what day it is, I do, and I’ll
and place it in brown bags; the butcher own drink. Yet there’s a tip jar on the yourself. I was warned that I’d go blind remember for you.
would cut a piece of meat right in counter. I never know if I’m supposed from reading without enough light. If

Mean Mothers by anonymous


Was your Mom mean? I know mine She had to know who our friends the truth, the whole truth, and None of us have ever been caught
was. We had the meanest mother in were and what we were doing with nothing but the truth. shoplifting, vandalizing other’s
the whole world! them. By the time we were teenagers, she property, or ever arrested for any
While other kids ate candy for She insisted that if we said we could read our minds. Then, life was crime. It was all her fault.
breakfast, we had to have cereal, or would be gone for an hour, we would really tough! Now that we have left home, we
eggs, or toast. be gone for an hour or less. Mother wouldn’t let our friends are all God-fearing, educated, honest
When others had a Pepsi and a We were ashamed to admit it, but just honk the horn when they drove adults. We are doing our best to be
Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat she had the nerve to break the Child up. They had to come up to the door mean parents just like Mom was.
sandwiches. Labor Laws by making us work. We so she could meet them. I think that is what’s wrong with
And you guessed it. Our mother had to wash the dishes, make the While everyone else could date the world today. It just doesn’t have
fixed us a dinner that was different beds, learn to cook, vacuum the floor, when they were 12 or 13, we had to enough mean moms anymore.
from what other kids had, too. do laundry, and all sorts of cruel jobs. wait until we were 16. Do you know a mean mother you
Mother insisted on knowing where I think she would lie awake at night Because of our mother, we missed could pass this on to?
we were at all times. You’d think we thinking of more things for us to do. out on lots of things other kids
were convicts in a prison. She always insisted on us telling experienced.

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