Hephaestus, God of fire? Sounds like a joke to me.
Is blacksmith the only
thing you can do? Give me a break; you’re just like a mortal. Zeus made you marry the god of beauty but you’re just too ugly for her so she had many affairs. Unlike you, I am a luck-bringing messenger to gods and the intercessor between mortals and the divine. Therefore I have the ability to move freely between the mortal and divine worlds. But I’m not only that but also the god of trade, travelers, sports, shepherds, the patron of poetry and I guide the spirits to the underworld. The mortals present me as a graceful youth, wearing a winged hat and winged sandals. I helped kill Medusa and the benefactor of mortals. I am also associated with fertility and good fortune. I feel so sorry for you to be thrown out of Olympus, brother.