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Neil
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people who submitted pictures, articles and contributed to the lay-up in some other way!
Although there are too many to mention - you all know who you are.
2 news
“How to Kill the Compact Disc Despite the music industry’s fears, legal downloading of
and make Two Billion Dollars” music only accounts for around 3% of the total revenue in
the market, so don’t throw away any of your blank CDs just
T
the most lucrative he Government has admitted that almost one
one signed by any in eight students are still waiting for their
rock band in history student loans after this summer’s chaos with
and sees Apple the Student Loan Company’s new computer system.
releasing a black, U2
branded edition of In a Parliamentary answer to Chris Grayling, Conservative
the Ipod and offer an Higher Education Spokesman , the Government said
exclusive 400-track that more than 100,000 of the 800,000 total for loan
digital box set of all applications are still awaiting processing or payment.
the band’s albums.
Chris Grayling said it is outrageous that students are still
However, at the heart of the debate is the question of the waiting for their loans to be issued after term has started
effects these kind of deals will have to CD sales. Last and are having to exist on interim payments or University
year there was a 7.1% decline in CD sales. With Apple hardship funds . The Government should get its house in
now having a near two-thirds majority of the market of order rather than writing to HE institutions asking them to be
portable players, and popularity of iTunes (the first legal supportive of students who do not have loans in place at the
downloading website for music) soaring, it seems that the start of term. It is simply not good enough. The Student Loan
online revolution of the music industry may occur quicker Company is well aware of the pressures on it in weeks before
than expected. term begins and should plan accordingly.
While on campus, the Earl also visited the Performing Arts Turing, who lived
Technology Studios, student radio station GU2 and Surrey in Guildford in his
Satellite Technologies Ltd. He then lunched at Lakeside earlier life, led the
Restaurant in the newly opened School of Management team that succeeded
building. in breaking high-level
secret German codes in World War II, using the first practical
Catherine Lee introduced the Earl to Nathan Whitaker, the
programmed computer, called Colossus. In 1937 he suggested
station manager, who subsequently introduced him to a few
a theoretical machine, since called a Turing Machine, which
members of the GU2 team. Following the somewhat formal
became the basis of modern computing. In 1950 he suggested
introductions, which included Scott Geary (GU2 Technical
what has become known as a “Turing’s test,” still the criterion
Manager) and Graham Chipande (Head of Marketing) at
for recognising intelligence in a machine.
the studios beneath Battersea Court, Prince Edward was
interviewed by Jay Butcher - a recent graduate of Surrey As well as his intellectual achievements, Turing was a world
University and current GU2 presenter. class distance runner, with a personal best time over the
Marathon distance of 2 hours, 46 minutes and 3 seconds. This
The interview was particularly insightful into both how is just 11 minutes slower than the winner of the 1948 Olympic
and why the Earl wants young people to be involved in marathon race.
opportunities such as the Duke of Edinburgh’s award and
indeed gaining experience in student driven environments Professor Dowling comments, ‘Today we were pleased and
such as GU2, and the other sports clubs and societies provided honoured to welcome our nearest royal neighbour, the Earl of
by USSU. Rest assured clips of the interview will be heard on Wessex to the university for the first time. As well as unveiling
GU2 over the forthcoming week. this magnificent statue of a colossus of a man, the Earl was
The statue itself, [see front cover] which marks the 50th able to see first-class dance and leading edge technology. We
anniversary of the death of the scientist, was created by John hope that this will be the first of many visits.’
W. Mills and took over 18 months to complete. It depicts Neil Christie / Jay Butcher
Alan Turing striding across the University piazza in front
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4 news
THE NEWS THAT MADE THE HEADLINES | OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 05
John Peel dies time in almost three years and ridiculed his response P r i n c e
The veteran on Friday 29th October to the 9/11 attacks. The Harry was
Radio One as he flew to Paris to video is the clearest involved
DJ John receive medical treatment. admission yet that Bin in a scuffle
Peel died Mr. Arafat was yet to be Laden is responsible for with the
at the age diagnosed but had been the attacks and serves as a paparazzi
of 65 on suffering with stomach reminder that he is still a outside a
Tuesday pains for two weeks. The threat to US security. London nightclub. As he
26th October while on a Israeli government, who left the club the Prince was
has long held Yassa Arafat hit in the face with a camera
working holiday in Peru.
responsible for militant
Gambling Bill and in pushing the camera
Peel’s career stretched back A new Bill has been
to the launch of Radio One attacks, has said it will not away left one photographer
proposed to modernise the
in 1967 and it was down to prevent him from returning with a cut lip. A spokesman
gambling laws in UK. The
him that many prominent to the West Bank. described the event as
law would mean tighter
bands were given the big regretful, but insisted Harry
controls on fruit machines
would not apologise.
break which launched their Hobbit sized ancestor and online betting, but
careers. The music world conversely would allow
was shocked by the news unearthed more American-style Mutu Sacking
and many music stars paid The bones of a species
casinos to be opened. The Chelsea
tribute to the man who of human only one metre
move would boost the striker
had meant so much to the tall with long arms and a
local economy in areas like Adrian
industry. grapefruit-sized head have
Blackpool but has aroused Mutu was
been discovered on Flores
concern over the danger sacked by
Island. The specimen
The EU Constitution of encouraging organised the club on
has been classified as a
On Friday 29th October the crime and of allowing Friday 29th
new species called Homo
leaders of the 25 member people to rack up huge October after he failed a
floresiensis and dates back
states of the European debts. drugs test. Fifa regulations
18,000 years. Inhabitants
Union signed the EU only require a six month
of the isolated island even
ban, but the club’s zero
constitution. The document have references to the little Black Watch Troops tolerance policy on drugs
is a momentous step in people in local legends, British military action in
creating an ever closer was upheld and the
leading some scientists to Iraq was brought under the
European Union. The Romanian was told to leave.
wonder if they could have scrutiny on Wednesday 20th
constitution cannot come The player denied taking
survived into recent times. October as it was revealed
into effect until it is ratified cocaine and claimed he
around 650 troops from the
by all 25 member states, a took a substance to enhance
Black Watch were to be
process that may take up to Osama Bin Laden moved from the relatively
his sexual performance.
two years and which may A tape was
stable British-controlled
released by
prove a stumbling block as
the Arab
southern Iraq, to work And the winner is....
around 9 member states are alongside the American
likely to hold referendums television
troops further north near At the time of going
on the issue. The Foreign station al-
Baghdad. The extra troops to print, it was still not
Secretary said the UK will Jazeera of
in the area will allow the clear who has won the
hold a referendum itself in Osama Bin
US forces to crush violent US Presidential Election.
early 2006. Laden issuing a message
uprisings in cities such as President Bush did
directly to the people of the
Fallujah. however say that whatever
United States. In an attempt
Yassa Arafat Illness happens, either he or John
to disrupt the US election,
Kerry would be victorious.
Palestinian leader Yassa Bin Laden claimed the Prince Harry
Arafat left his compound in American people were In the early hours of
the West Bank for the first [The Global Idiot] p.13
deceived by President Bush Thursday 21st October
barefacts@ussu.co.uk | 05 Nov 04
news 5
The waitress taking our order brought over the wrong starter, I therefore tried to renegotiate with the manager, Clare, the
and we all got the impression that this was a real effort next day, but she shouted to me that she was not interested
to change. After this problem, the evening was running to listen as we had short changed her, and she was too busy
smoothly until it came to pay. We were brought over the anyway.
reciept and fully charged, without discount, realising that we Our receipt was taken from us to have the head office
had not made it clear that we were students. telephone number written down, we left, before this was
given back to us. I work in a store and reminded the
Therefore I personally tried to call over a waitress cleaning manager of the fair traiding and advertising laws which she
a table, but she just looked up, and I had to shout across the breahced but she did not sound bothered in the slightest.
resturant, asking whether we were still entitled to a 20%
discount? She asked whether we had any meal deals, to whic A writen apology from the manager in question would be
the answer was no, and we were therfore told that we could appreciated. I would suggest that she is put on a customer
still recieve a 20% discount. service training course, which if you find to costly, her
dismissal or demotion may be a cheaper option.
Two of my friends went up to the till, and quickly came back
saying that we were not allowed discount as there was too Simon Brown, Student.
many of us, the offer is only available for 4 students or under.
8 exec
sportsclubsofficer@ussu.co.uk
10 comment
My problem with the views propagated in the media about Many of us rebel against society during our student days;
immigration is that mainstream parties’ views are too it is almost a rite of passage. The factors above explain
politically correct and don’t reflect the reality, whereas the why my student rebellion is being a BNP voter, despite
views of anti-immigration parties are illogical: - the BNP’s one of my parents being an immigrant. I would vote for
economic policy is positively communist in my view. mainstream parties if they would actually do something
about the problem, stop boring me with platitudes about
My argument is that immigration should not be used as multiculturalism and stop calling me racist for not wanting
a cheap and easy way out for people unwilling to think to become a foreigner in my own country.
of long-term solutions. Immigration may solve some
problems in the short term, but ends up bringing additional There are many alternative solutions to the pensions crisis.
problems that outweigh any benefits. They are giving tax disadvantages to people who don’t
have children for any reason other than infertility and tax
The most obvious of these problems is advantages to people who do, increasing
the destruction of indigenous culture. “mainstream parties pension contributions from employees
Immigrants are often unjustly made are too politically and employers, increase the pensionable
scapegoats for problems afflicting Britain age (why not if we are living longer?),
e.g. overcrowding, a shortage of jobs, crime correct and don’t increase taxes (and make our industry less
etc, but this is a problem that, if you think reflect the reality” competitive), increase the availability of
about it, nobody else can be blamed for. childcare for working parents, give people a
One thing that makes this problem worse is the double pension according to how many children they had, penalise
standards culture. India frequently sees protests against people doing degrees like “Beckham studies” and reward
western fast food outlets, with the locals demanding their people studying subjects that are actually of use to the
removal, whilst being apathetic about the huge number economy, increase the availability of affordable housing
of curry take-away shops in the UK. It would appear that etc. Lastly, we need to propagate the message to society
western cultures in non-western countries is called “cultural that governments are not a source of free money and that
imperialism”, whereas non-western cultures in western just like everybody else, they have to balance their books:
countries is called “multiculturalism”. - it is gross hypocrisy to refrain from having children on
account of the possibility that they might cramp your style,
We are seeing the paradox that former colonies of the UK reach retirement, find that you have a meagre pension and
are more British than the UK as a result of immigration. A then blame the government for your
good example is New Zealand, where the national dish is plight.
still “fish ‘n’ chips” and not curry. However, the transsexual
prime minister (actually, she isn’t as far as I know; she Paul Canning mentioned that
just sounds like a man), who is overtly republican and women are often trying for a baby
anti-British, is doing her best to make New Zealand into and finding that they have left it
just another Asia-Pacific nation, meaning that my advice too late. Women ought to start
is to visit New Zealand before it just disappears into the taking responsibility for this. For
monotony of other countries in the region. Similarly, a instance, they should not imitate the
Peruvian friend of mine claims that Lima is known as “the actions of Germaine Greer, whose
Seville of the Americas” as a result of the phenomenon of response to her infertility (resulting from the large number
ex-colonies being more like the colonising country than the of abortions she had) was to blame fertility treatments for
colonising country itself. giving women false hope.
barefacts@ussu.co.uk | 05 Nov 04
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as soon as the conditions in their country of origin become
safe once again. However, I feel that all immigration not
already mentioned should then be stopped and we should
withdraw from the EU to stop people taking advantage of
relaxed citizenship requirements: - many people arranging
bogus marriages for a person to gain British residency bring
in a person from a non-UK EU country; with the recent
enlargement of the EU, this will only get worse.
Just about all native speakers will know about the story of Guy Fawkes was hung,
Guy Fawkes and have been forced to recite the Gunpowder, drawn and quartered,
Treason and Plot poem during a year 4 assembly to cooing which was the traditional
parents. For those with international roots, the custom of punishment for traitors in
setting off fireworks and burning someone may seem a bit 1606.
mad. For the justification of this strange behaviour, read
on… For those that want to know
the gory details, he was
Guy Fawkes (real name Guido Fawkes) was a man that hung until he was half dead
was rather skilled in the uses of gunpowder and the act and then his genitals were
of tunnelling. He served in the militia in Netherlands for cut off and burned in front of him. All males are wincing at
twelve years and honed his skills when he was there. He this point. Whilst still alive, his heart and bowels would be
was a devout Catholic, possibly removed from his body. He was
influenced by his step father, Remember Remember the fifth of November, then decapitated and his limbs
and at this time (around the year The gunpowder treason and plot. were removed from his body.
1600) the struggle for religious I see no reason why gunpowder treason, Finally, his body parts would be
control in England was a hotly should ever be forgot. publicly displayed and left for
contested one. Essentially, Guy Fawkes Guy, ‘twas his intent , the birds to eat them.
Protestants were persecuted to blow up king and parliament.
if the leading monarch was Three score barrels were laid below, In 1605, on the anniversary of
Catholic and vice versa. For the to prove old England’s overthrow. Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder
hard of thinking, if you weren’t By God’s mercy he was catched, Plot, bonfires were lit to burn
the same religion as the throne with a dark lantern and lighted match. effigies of Guy Fawkes and
then it was just a matter of time Holler boys Holler boys let the bells ring, fireworks were let off in defiant
before you were burnt. Holler boys Holler boys God save the King. celebration all over London.
Within a couple of years this
And so in a bid to blow up was a national celebration…
James I, which would enable the next heir to the throne to
be a Catholic one, Guy Fawkes met up with thirteen other www.guy-fawkes.com
conspirators to try and destroy the Houses of Parliament http://il.essortment.com/guyfawkesattem_rkdl.htm
and the Palace of Westminster.
There are many things in life that are hard to work out. Just
why exactly is Tara-Palmer Tompkinson famous, given that
she’s “famous for being famous”? Is there anything that
Neil and Christine Hamilton won’t do for money? Why is
bargain hunt so addictive given how naff it is?
Chancellors Challenge
Channie’s Challenge. Every Thursday, and it’s something to do on a Thursday to get down to
unsurprisingly located in Chancellor’s, night. Afterwards there may also be a Chancellors on a
and it starts at 8:30pm. society event in the HRB – this year Thursday night,
has seen 60s and 70s nights, and traffic then quite
Why is it being hailed as the social light parties. frankly we’re
event of every Thursday night? Two glad you’re
reasons – and you’d be forgiven for Thirdly – and yes we lied about there not there.
thinking they are Ewan and Neil. But only being two reasons but getting
no, that’s not it. things wrong is a common theme in All that we ask in
our quiz, it’s fun. Nobody takes it too return of giving away
Firstly you can win guaranteed cash seriously. Those that do get mocked, lots of freebies is that you
prizes. In past weeks first prize has those that don’t end up winning. think of a funny team name. One such
been around the £70 mark, with example – “Superman costume for
second and third coming in around And finally, previous weeks have sale… Trousers hardly worn”.
£40 and £20 respectively. seen girls getting their tops off and
blokes dancing in a very ridiculous p.s. If you get offended during the
Secondly it costs just a quid per person, manner. If that’s not enough reason course of the night – sorry
barefacts@ussu.co.uk | 05 Nov 04
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A Beginner’s Guide to the EU in 2005 (so all the big EU meetings will be held here) and
they don’t want to send out any anti-Europe vibes during
Constitution that time. If the constitution is rejected in
any member state no-one is quite sure what
On Friday 29th October the 25 heads will happen, but it will probably mean going
the member states of the European back to the drawing board and finding a
Union came together to sign the EU compromise.
constitution. This historic event took
place in Rome and marks the beginning Will any of this actually affect me?
of a two year struggle to get the treaty
ratified in all 25 member states. It’s probably only going to become significant
if the EU tries to make Britain do something it
What is in this constitution thing? doesn’t want to do. Compared to a lot of EU
states which have the Euro and which do not
The various political parties have all tried to put a spin on have “red lines”, the UK is in a pretty cushy position and
this, but there is some truth in the claims made that this can mostly get its own way, so this probably won’t happen.
is a “tidying-up” exercise. The constitution is meant to At least now you’ll be in the know if it does!
condense the 80,000 pages of the existing European treaties
into one single document. The structures of the EU were Classifieds
designed for a community of six member states, and now
there are 25, with possibly more joining in the next couple Got something to sell? Want to market it to around 6,000
of years, so something really needed to be done to take students? Tired of wasting money on posters for campus that
account of that. Since 2000 the voting rights have changed get torn down and generate little interest?
so that a decision cannot be vetoed by one member state.
This makes making decisions in the EU easier and more Well then why not advertise your goods in barefacts? All
you have to do is provide a contact name, description of
efficient. The constitution will also have a charter of basic
what it is you want to sell, and a rough estimate of the price
rights to protect EU citizens.
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someone’s interested then they’ll email the barefacts office and
Sounds good! What’s wrong with that? their details will be passed on to you.
This all depends on your view of Europe. Until now There will only be a limited space offered for classifieds, so get
European integration has mostly been along economic them in quick to avoid missing the next edition!
lines, but this takes it more towards political integration.
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16 features
Focus on Chancellors bar, shout and swear
at each other whilst
staring at anything
So, What is Chancellors? in a skirt, and then
watching them come
Ask that question to any group of people, and more than in the next morning
likely each person will tell you something different. Nearly with their parents,
every student at Surrey University will visit Chancellors at acting all coy and
some point during their 3,4, or 5 years of uni life. Some polite, desperately hoping that none of their team see them
visit just the once, others once a week, and some can’t get holding Mummy’s hand!
through a day without ‘passing through’ (ok….I admit it,
that’s me!). Some love the place, others hate it but wouldn’t For those of us whose lives don’t revolve around drinking
it be a boring place if everyone was indifferent? stupid amounts of purple coloured alcohol, there are plenty
of other reasons to head down to Chancellors though. For
Back to the question in hand though, what is Chancellors? example, did you realise that there is live entertainment five
Is it, the place you go for a quick snack between lectures? days a week this semester? Monday and Saturday being the
Is it where you go after you’ve finished that important only two quiet nights a week. Plus, you get nearly all this
essay or exam for a celebratory/commemoratory drink? Is entertainment for free, the only night you pay to get in is
it where you go to watch Tuesday.
the premiership football
on the weekends? Or • Monday - Chilled out evening.
even just where you start
the night on Wednesday • Tuesday - Comedy Club starts at around 20.30
before going upstairs to and is always packed, tickets are sold from the
Rubix? OR is it all of the Union Shop in advance which alternates with
above? Karaoke each week.
Chancellors has been around for donkeys years, anyone • Wednesday - DJ Jez (erm…. That’s me, and yes
who’s really interested need just ask Guzman, the (cough) it’s a shocking name!) Warms the place up with
slightly older waiter who you see everyday. Its rumoured cheesy 80’s & 90’s hits.
Guz has been working at chancellors for around 20 years!
And has seen it change beyond recognition in that time. He • Thursday - Chancellors Challenge starts at 8:
often tells me of a time when Chancellors was a proper sit- 30pm and is hosted by Ewan and Neil. It only
down restaurant and was only open for a few hours each costs £1 to enter, and cash prizes are on offer.
day to lecturers! Imagine lecturers having the run of the
place now! Who can imagine the chants we’d here from the • Friday - More DJ action to get you in the mood
sports clubs on Wednesday night…. for dancing.
students are then going to have to pay £55, 49 games, 1 penalty. Unlucky
The research consisted of 800 interviews £10 to receive the discounts? If you have Marc...
and 6 focus groups; it concluded that a view on the issue why not submit a
Garlic? Bread? Garlic bread?
72% of students would be willing to motion to the next Union Council (30th
pay the delightfully eccentric figure of November) and make your voice heard. has anyone seen my hat?
£6.82 (an average one presumes) for the
Can I borrow your deep body heat
current card. When vaguely asked about Ewan Panter please?
how much they’d pay for an ‘improved’ VP Education & Welfare
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Saturday Football
12:45 Aston Villa V Portsmouth Cigars and Good Living
Returns to Rubix
Sat 17:15 Crystal Palace Varsenal
Chancellors c i g a r s a n d g o o d l i v i n g
9pm-2am
£2 before 10:30pm £4 after
Sunday Football Free Film
14:00 Mboro V Bolton
HRB 8pm Sexy Beast
Sun 16:00 Man Utd V Man City
Chancellors 28 Days
Spiderman 2HRB 8pm Later
Mon
Karaoke!
Rubix for £1 tickets
on sale today from
the Union Shop Songs you never wanted to hear
Chancellors Sung by people you’ve never met
Tue
With Leroy Wilson “Little Sister”
Requests, Shouts, A tribute to Big Brother
Wed Dedications Subject to lots more applications
Rubix for £1 tickets
hancellors Challenge
on sale today from
the Union Shop
Chinese Asian Society
Thu Rubix 9-2am
9-2am £2
Its the quiz of the week.
Chancellors 8pm
Flirt!
9-2am £3 before 10:30
£4 after
Guests in advance
Fri £1 tickets available on Thursday
£2 tickets available from Chancellors
Saturday Football
Tamil Society Hellenic Society
12:00 Spurs V Arsenal Rubix 6-10pm Rubix 11pm-2am
HRB 10pm-2am
Sat 17:15 Birmingham V Everton
Chancellors
SUR
NC
Requests, Shouts,
Wed
E
£4 after SQUAD
Dedications Guests £5 in advance
GEORGE MICHAEL
KINGS OF LEON THREE DAYS GRACE
Aha Shake Heartbreak Just Like You
Round Here
Sony
Hand Me Down Records BMG A typically George Michael single,
The second track to be taken from Round Here has a chilled out feel, with
After the Incubusesque Canadian band Three mellow lyrics sung over a laid back
fantastically Days Grace starts off well with beat and synth string accompaniment
received debut pounding guitar riffs and drums, that you can just drift off to whilst
Youth and Young unfortunately it continues like this you’re listening. The song doesn’t
Manhood, Kings for the next three minutes without really go anywhere though and
of Leon had to anything interesting actually just kind of floated around for five
work hard to happening. If only they occasionally minutes, which felt like a very long
produce an album let rip or at least changed the tempo it time. ** a.s.
to live up to its predecessor. They’ve
managed it quite well, producing a THE RASMUS
JAMELIA
warmer and more mature sound, whilst First Day Of My Life
DJ/ Stop
still kicking out some killer rock’n’roll Universal
Parlophone
hooks, particularly in the blues-tastic While these Finnish goths may really
I was disappointed with ‘DJ’ after the
Pistol of Fire, Razz and current single be about as sinister as McFly, it was
success of her previous single (written
The Bucket. Lyrically, it’s more mature unsurprising when the devastatingly
by Chris Martin), the shining star of
as well, reflecting on their experiences catchy (and rather silly) In The
British r n’b has produced a catchy
of the past couple of years, as opposed Shadows finally gave them a hit here.
pop tune, whilst proving a popular
to the youthful hopefulness of their This unmemorable attempt at an
choice in the clubs, its no master piece.
debut. Of course if you hated the first anthem seems most likely to still leave
‘Stop’ is a more soulful song, showing
one you’ll hate this, but you still won’t continuing the slide back to obscurity
why she’s queen of r n’b.
be able to get away from it. **** j.a. ** s.c though. ** i.f.
26 live
Stunning! There are not enough Already having supported
SIA WILLY MASON
superlatives to describe this the likes of Ben Kweller, and
Kings Cross Scala show. On entering we were Kings Cross Scala
tonight in support of 22-20’s,
Thurs 28th Oct handed a pair of 3D glasses this 19 year old troubadour Weds 27th October
and told there was a surprise looks to have quite a future
in store. After a rather quirky ahead of him. He has a
support act that certainly got the crowd off their chairs, fantastic line in acoustic blues-country tunes that sound
even if it was only to see who was playing the goat’s bell so simplistic, yet contain some spellbinding guitar work.
(interesting choice of instrument), Sia took to the stage. Highlights of his set included Live It Up (also seen on Jools
The surprise wasn’t just her amazing voice, which soared Holland on Friday 29th, for
from the powerful outburst of an emotional chorus to a anyone who was watching)
soft whispering verse laced and Oxygen, both
with vulnerability. It wasn’t highlighting Willy Mason
just her stage presence that as a singer-songwriter of
had the audience captivated, a talent to possibly match
with her lively chatter, girly Bob Dylan. Except Willy
dancing and glamorous can sing too. He’s that
outfit making it pure fun. damned good. j.a.
The surprise was the encore,
which blew us away. Fairy
lights and heart shaped disco
balls were now in place and
with the aid of the magic glasses the entire room filled Congrats to Richard Benson and Anna Bearryman
with hearts, literally, the lights had been transformed into - winners of Good Charlotte T-shirts. This week’s
twinkling love bubbles and all that was left was to take it all reviews by Jon Allen, Dina Mystris, Neil Boulton,
in and realise just how powerful music can be. d.m. Sam Carney, Matthew Conacher, Jon Darzi, Corin
L Douieb, Christopher Driscoll, Beth Heale, James
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30% of Surrey graduates obtain their work by replying to
advertisements. Since these are more likely to be available
nearer to the time you graduate, you could decide to put off
applying till then knowing that you won’t have missed the
boat.
I’m worried that exams are looming and I still haven’t
filled out all the application forms I intended. What But aren’t they more likely to be smaller employers who
should I do? advertise in the summer?
This is one of those questions for which there is no right Generally speaking this is true. Most of the employers who
or wrong answer. There are all sorts of personal issues recruit graduates in large numbers are likely to have filled
involved. For example, how important is it that you have a their vacancies. However, they sometimes get their sums
definite job offer before you leave? It goes without saying wrong or perhaps win contracts they weren’t expecting so
that the more applications you make, the more you increase you can still pick up occasional vacancies with recruiters
your chances of finding a job. Mind you, it is mainly the who are popular with graduates. If your heart is set on a
larger graduate recruiters who set early closing dates for Graduate Training Scheme with a major recruiter you could
receipt of application forms and they are also the ones who also consider applying the following year.
are the most difficult to get into. Simply making lots of
applications doesn’t, unfortunately, guarantee you a job. Any final tips?
Only you can decide whether you want to make the extra
effort required to meet their deadlines and keep alive your Just one. If you are someone who is good at getting on with
chances of employment with them. things through careful prioritisation and a well-organised
lifestyle, then you might be able to squeeze a few more
I am wondering whether it might be better to concentrate forms out of your busy schedule. If you decide to do that,
on my degree. What do you think? you can check closing dates in the Vacancies Bulletin on
the Careers Service website at http://portal.surrey.ac.uk/
If you are you on a borderline at the moment e.g. First / 2.1 careers. We also keep paper copies in the Careers
or 2.1 / 2.2 and you think that spending too much time on Service if you would prefer, together with other useful
application forms will interfere with your chances of getting information which could help you with your applications.
a higher degree class, then you might benefit from a strategic
decision to put your job-hunting on hold for the time Dr Russ Clark | Careers Service
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Manda, gave her opponent a good thrashing, 9-0, 9-0, 9-0, and
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the other hand was up against an old-timer, who played against Spending quality time with the chaps.
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won in straight sets. hard and I’m always in the trees. Also everyone laughs
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Finally, on court was Cat. Up against another very experienced
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above the tin, playing really good dummy shots (shots that
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the way to the back of the court was too much for Cat and Golf Camp. And when it is really windy my hair gets
she had to concede in straight sets. The game, however, was messed up out on the green.
a really strange one to watch, and no offence to the girl, but
it seemed to us like we were watching Cat play against a guy Greatest Sporting Achievement: Knowing a true
as her opponent’s technique so much like a guy’s. All in all, Olympian, Mr Colin Roope
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