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WORLD Government leaders can’t seem to make up their minds as national demo looms
AIDS DAY
We stand divided
A focus by
Toni Borneo
and Positive
Action on
the awareness BY RICHARD WATTS
day, which is
to take place this THE GOVERNMENT IS fac-
Sunday | page 3 ing an internal crisis concerning
the future of funding higer edu-
LORD ROBERT WINSTON cation. Tony Blair, the Prime
Daisy Clay Minister, and his Chancellor,
meets Robert Gordon Brown, are understood
to favour opposing options
Winston, the
- top-up fees and a graduate
man behind tax respectively - reflecting
many of the the split prominent throughout
BBC’s popu- the Labour party. Meanwhile,
lar science Charles Clarke, the new Educa-
programs | tion Secretary, is still “weighing
page 10 up the options,” but warned that
“the issue of fees is in danger of
attaining ‘iconic’ status.” His
IN THIS WEEK’S PAPER results will be published in the
government’s white paper due week with many VCs of the elite What are the funding options?
in January; some anlaysts are Russell group in order to galva-
Are you an extremist? predicting the issue will be the nise support for the policy amid
The government and the papers have spouted so much about fees
How do you decide what is an extrem- and grants and graduate taxes that barefacts thought it would
main point of the next election. growing opposition. Chiefs from enlighten you with an all-in-one-place guide to paying for higher
ists view and what is simply freedom of Last week, more than seventy Oxbridge, Warwick, Bristol and
speech? Opinion | page 5 education writes Philip Howard. The government needs to pay for
Labour MP’s signed a motion other institutes discussed vari- your university education somehow, so here are the choices:
opposing top-up fees, sentiments ous options and the problems TOP-UP FEES
A closer look at SeMS that were echoed by many Vice- facing HE. Professor Patrick Between £0 and £10,000
Toni Borneo and Alf Crossman extinguish Chancellors, particulalry in the Dowling, VC of UniS, has told Dependent on the institution
some of the myths about the European north of England and through- barefacts that UniS opposes Typically likely to be around £4,000 – an increase of £3,000
School of Management Focus | page 8 out Wales. Tony Blair held a top-up fees but will continue to Means tested
secret meeting earlier this monitor the situation. Preferred by Tony Blair and most Vice-Chancellors
barearts sees an Irish vicar Hated by the NUS and most parents.
Alex Read pops along to watch Sinead O’ GRADUATE TAX
g
Either limited term fee equivalent to that of top-up fees, or
n
Connor and, shock of all shocks, actually
enjoys himself barearts | page 17
The current state of art mi ss i Permanent (higher rate of tax for the rest of your life)
Possibly extra 1p in the pound on graduates’ income tax
Dependent (like income tax) on your salary
0
Further into the future
0
Dave Abbott goes to the Bodyworlds &
Earth from the Air exhibitions to see if they
are really any good barearts | page 14
-5 0 - 0 Backed by Charles Clarke to an extent, and by parents.
Hated by the NUS, Tony Blair and many students.
In its White Paper in January, the government is expected to pick
Life after the womb one or the other, although it is likely to be top-up fees since the
“Why don’t they just hide the weapons so mechanism is already in place, and it provides a more immediate
that the inspectors can’t find them?” A sug- payment to the universities. There is potential for a life-long
gestion for the Iraqis Lifestyle | page 21 graduate tax to act as a segregation between university people and
non-university people, as the tax would be insensitive to whether
Paying a tuition fee you used your degree to attain your high salary. On the other
Interested in trampolining? of £10,500 a year
will hand, low-paid science graduates and nurses would have to pay
If you are interested in all things bouncy, increase the cost of
your less over time under a taxation scheme than under a fees scheme.
degree to £50,000.
then turn to the back page to find out how
you can get involved Sport | page 24
Positive Action
now I’d failed. I had become a ‘bad gay’,
rewarding or negative he did his best to fulfilling, so it seemed, all the stereotypes;
confirm every negative thought I’d ever no relationship, no career, lots of sex,
Since Positive Action was established, we had about myself. We didn’t have unsafe which had now become unsafe.
have grown in size to now support over sex. We barely had sex. AIDS was, he said What’s more, like the first viewing of
200 clients and families affected by HIV the perfect excuse not to. This was my first porn, my failure had been exhilarating.
and AIDS living in Hampshire, Surrey proper relationship. Twelve months without Despite the negative feelings, it was the
and Berkshire. We are a voluntary sector one compliment. The price I paid for this best sex I’d ever had. It had been so good
organisation based locally. WE offer a cumulative unhappiness was HIV. – no one had ever warned me about that.
range of services from complimentary Then I met Neil, the catalyst. I didn’t set I went back for more. Now it seems
therapies, counselling and condom supplies out to have unsafe sex or be infected, but stupid. But what was more stupid was
to financial assistance, immigration nor could I have prevented it. It was the that the real reasons for me, and countless
advice and legal referrals. We also have product of eighteen months of punishing others, was that the real reasons for safe
a free phone number with 24 hour answer myself, physically and emotionally. I sex were barely then talked about. It was
service to offer confidential advice with know I shouldn’t have been doing it but I all supposed to be about ignorance and
regards to any concerns or queries with carried out. Not once or twice but tens of condoms. I knew about condoms, what I
AIDS and HIV. We operate with stringent times. It wasn’t ignorance, just a terrible didn’t know about was myself and how
confidentiality guidelines and is delivered consciousness that I shouldn’t have been seductive temporary pleasure can be when
on an equal opportunity basis irrespective doing it and an equally awful sense of you’re unhappy.”
of personal circumstances or however pleasure.
HIV was acquired. We also run a drop He appeared, physically at least, to MICHAEL, DIAGNOSED MAY 1991
in centre where people can meet in a safe
and non-judgement environment, be it to
have a hot meal, watch a video and chill This testimony has been provided with the likely to forget they’re at risk, as perhaps do than you? Get checked out. It’s anonymous
out, do your washing or chat to one of our permission of Health First, via Positive heterosexuals. Believe me, we’re all at risk. through the GUM clinic (Farnham Road
three full-time staff members or one of our Action. This story was used because the This isn’t supposed to scare you, just remind Hospital). And don’t forget, there are lots
volunteers. sentiments apply to every kind of person, you that you’re nagged to use a condom for of horrible bug lurking out there. HIV is as
We are committed to offer our full support not just gay. Straight people are as likely a highly valid reason, and that’s that it could bad as it gets, but there’s Hepatitis C (free
in any way we can, so if you do have any to feel, for complex reasons, that they are save your life. So have a think about your sex inoculations for gay men at the GUM clinic)
concerns or queries with regards to HIV or willing to risk having unprotected sex. It life up until this point. Have you ever once and Chlamydia and they can all creep up on
AIDS then please do not hesitate to contact probably applies to every sexually active had unprotected sex? Do you think that that you with no symptoms. So shut them out
us on 0800 980 1990. student reading this feature. Women are person has had other sexual partners other – before they get in!
4 COMMENT 28 Novermber 2002
ARE YOU HIV prejudiced? - That hospitals. Clients have identified ART RAMIREZ figures showing the different ways and support to people infected
is theme for this year’s World problems with the new foreign in which AIDS is transmitted are and affected by HIV/AIDS. We
AIDS Day campaign for the 1st of nurses recruited from Asia. The shown in the chart opposite. have over 100 adult clients, 76
“Most university students
December 2002. Most university training and care procedures are Up until June 2002 there have family members and 28 children
would categorically state
students would categorically state different than those taught in that they are not prejudiced been just over 51,000 reported from the ages of one week to 15
that they are not prejudiced as they the UK. Having a nurse arrive as they are socially aware cases of HIV years of age.
are socially aware and informed to change your bed wearing a and informed about the infection in the UK. “Up until June As an agency
about the issues in multi-cultural facemask and surgical gloves is issues in multi-cultural There are currently 2002 there have we currently
Britain not amusing! Britain today” nearly 19,000 living have registered
today. This just shows with AIDS diseases
been just over with us three
The stark AIDS transmission statistics that there is and over 15,000 51,000 reported u n i v e r s i t y
evidence 70% - heterosexual contact still ignorance There are over 14 million orphaned people have died of cases of HIV students - two
s h o w s 10% - homosexual contact around HIV/ by AIDS. When one looks at the AIDS conditions.
that there AIDS and global statistics you can see that A s t o n i s h i n g l y,
infection in the undergraduates
and one
is still
10% - injected drug use ignorance this is indeed a over 31,000 of the UK.” postgraduate
prejudice 5% - blood products / tissue can lead to reported cases live student. We
a g a i n s t 5% - mother to baby infection prejudiced in the greater London area. In are very grateful for funds raised
people behaviour. the UK there has been an annual by the students at the Fetish Ball
with HIV/AIDS. Most young According to figures increase of HIV infections in in November and for the huge
people today still believe that HIV published by the World the heterosexual community contribution to our hardship fund
is a gay men’s disease and that has Health Organisation there over the last three years. from the Annual Colours Ball.
nothing to do to them unless they have been an estimated 64 During this period there has Our thanks go to Toni Borneo,
are gay or bisexual. Unfortunately million people around the been a steady drop in HIV Welfare officer, Denise Goodwin,
the greatest increase in HIV world infected with HIV. infections in gay men. Over Sports Officer and the Electrical
infections in the UK has been in 24 million people have 3000 children have been born Engineering Society (for the
the heterosexual community. already died and there are to HIV positive women in this proceeds from their Ann Summers
We have anecdotal evidence from 40 million people living with country with only 35% of the party) in the Student’s Union. We
our clients who have experienced AIDS disease. HIV infection children going on to show signs run a university accredited training
discrimination, social isolation, can lead to AIDS diseases for of HIV infection with the rest programme for volunteers and
negative labelling and prejudice those individuals without access to reverting back to negative status. training programmes for health &
during their care in hospital and effective treatment. It is estimated RAFT Surrey is a small HIV/ social care professionals. Details
in the community. Our clients there are 16,000 new infections AIDS support charity in Northwest about our work and training
have had these experiences in the every day. More than 10 million serious life threatening Surrey funded by three Primary are available on the web at
leading HIV/AIDS care centres children have been infected with condition affecting & infecting Care Trusts and Surrey Social www.raftsurrey.org
in London, not just in provincial HIV and over 8 million have died. heterosexuals in the majority. The Services to provide practical help
6 UNION 28 November 2002
Union house will open for business as usual on Thursday 2nd January 2002.
NOTICES
Taiwanese Society AGM | 28th November 6.30pm | LTK
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myself, Amintha Buckland, the Alumni – UniS. You may already have met us at the
[4] Draft your answers to the more www.surrey.ac.uk/careers
Events Co-ordinator, who joined UniS Fresher’s Fayre, Careers Fair (we were the
in July 2001 after graduating from the ones giving our free mugs – if you missed
University of Leicester. out – come along on the 12th December to
By Adam Collard
What do we do? We run the only society Lakeside between 2-4pm) and countless
that you can’t join until you leave the other places. English-speaking. This was extremely
university! The Surrey Alumni Society is
your graduate society – a bit cheesy, I know,
A question for you? What else could we
do for you? A dangerous question I fear! lacement detrimental to my goal of becoming fluent.
For the first three weeks my supervisor was
but it does explain us pretty accurately! Reasonable suggestions would be gratefully on holiday in England visiting his family.
Basically once you leave Surrey, we become received – email: alumni@surrey.ac.uk. I’d been left with tasks to complete, which I
your main point of contact – we send you soon finished. When he returned I presented
S EAK my achievements and it was then that
his management style began to adversely
There will be no careers and skills talks this week. affect the amount of work I was doing. I
prefer being set tasks with specific goals
If you would like to register with Careers, please email c.arrowsmith@surrey.ac.uk, or visit in person.
with a deadline. My supervisor preferred
Please keep an eye on your University email and www.surrey.ac.uk/careers for the most up to date information
As part of my course I was required to to point me in a particular direction and let
spend at least 6 months in a French speaking me wander my way through to define and
country, in practice this means spending a eventually reach a goal. We didn’t mix well.
year in France. Luckily, my department I began to get more and more distracted
knew two companies in France with whom from my work, finding it hard to knuckle
they had good relations, so I was given down and get on with what I was supposed
the choice of the two. On the one hand to be doing. This was maybe a fault of
was Recif, a Toulouse based company that mine, but having no supervision whatsoever
manufactured equipment to handle silicon allowed me to continue this way for a good
wafers (the material computer processors part of the year. My work was individual, I
are made out of); on the other, the «Institut did not collaborate with anyone else in my
Laue Langevin» (ILL), a scientific research department or otherwise throughout my
laboratory in Grenoble, funded by the entire year. I judged it to be of little value to
French, English and German governments. the company and could not see any effects
My decision was made on the differing - positive or negative - of me succeeding.
proposed areas of work: at Recif I would be The only meetings between my supervisor
doing more hardware based work, whereas and myself occurred immediately before any
ILL would be software based, hence I chose visits from my University tutors to put on a
ILL. show and make the most of what I had done.
The ILL is a world leader in neutron-based In the end having no motivation whatsoever
research and is situated right in the heart of to do the work, I failed my placement year
the French Alps. Before leaving home soil I by not having logs of what I’d done and not
had several hopes and expectations of what sending in progress reports. Outside of work,
was to come. Over the year I hoped to gain I enjoyed the year immensely and view it as
an insight into the professional world, to put a success. I spent every Saturday (during the
into real world practice some of the things season) learning how to snowboard, and had
learnt in lectures and finally to become a great time visiting places in the area.
fluent in French. I offer these gems of advice for all of you
I started work at the ILL in August 2001 heading off on placement next year: if
and it was all very relaxed, the dress code things start going wrong - shout! Approach
was non-existent and jeans and t-shirts were your supervisor first, then if that doesn’t
commonplace. You could always tell when work contact your placement tutor. If you’re
someone first came to visit the place, their going to a foreign country, then make the
shirt and tie stood out a mile! My supervisor effort and immerse yourself in the language
was English, as was his boss… my circle and culture.
of friends soon turned into exclusively
8 FOCUS: SEMS 28 November 2002
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“I only wanted to be an ordinary parish priest.” directed the video for Michael Jackson’s
“Bad”. words: jolyon hunter
10 LORD ROBERT WINSTON 28 November 2002
an audience with
Robert Winston
He was part of the team that made the first test-tube
baby and has since gone on to become the most popu-
lar scientist in Britain. Daisy Clay spends an evening with
the man behind science and human behaviour.
Professor Lord Robert Winston is probably with ‘perfect little testicles’ containing Body RW examined the debate over the the benefit of genetic modification?
one of this country’s best known scientists ‘perfect little sperms’, with ‘perfect little influence of nature versus nurture; that is R.W. stated that he supports the process
and, in combining pioneering research men’ inside…etc. This idea has obviously how much influence does the environment of genetically modifying babies, but not
with his numerous television programmes been abandoned now, although it is have versus the influence of our genes. to create ‘perfect’ or ‘designer’ babies, but
(shown by the BBC), he has become a interesting to see how far our knowledge in Some thinkers, such as Richard Dawkins to rid disease. He showed a slide of two
“Playing God is a
household name. In just one evening he this area has come.
proved his recognition and prominent As well as the fascinating deliberation
status as both a scientist and remarkable of contentious issues, the talk was full of
individual to be completely deserved. countless anecdotes and much humour.
thoroughly good
Besides being both a Professor and a Lord In contemplating the question as to why
(since 1995) he has more job titles than women have much shorter reproductive
you could pack onto a business card (well, life-spans as compared with many other
maybe a large one); Professor of Fertility animals RW commented that in the duration
thing.”
Studies at Imperial College, University of of the evening the women in the audience
London, Director of NHS Research and would have lost 2 or 3 eggs (through
Development, Chairman of the House natural cell death in the embryo) whereas
of Lords Select Commitee on Science & he would have produced 150,000 sperm!
Technology, and Consultant Obstetrician He then jokingly commented that he
and Gynaecologist at Hammersmith assumes he is still capable of reproduction (author of The Selfish Gene) believe that ‘angel-faced’ twin baby girls explaining
Hospital. He has contributed to many (whilst women his age are generally not) humans are purely influenced by genetics. that their genes had been modified and
advances in fertility medicine, including although hadn’t tested his ability in one RW stated that, although we cannot be sure, that without this process they would have
his involvement in producing the first or two weeks (!) and had not actually he believes that nature and nurture have an both died at a very young age. How can
successful test-tube baby. As a leading proven this ability in 21 years (since the equally balanced influence. there be harm in helping them to live
voice in the debate on genetic engineering birth of his youngest son). Other anecdotes RW introduced the issue of genetic longer and happier lives, when their older
he has written numerous books such included stories of his middle son (of three modification to the audience through the brother had already died aged 4 of the
as Infertility, Making Babies, Genetic children) sitting at the breakfast table aged use of slides showing pictures of Prince same disease? The two little girls were
Manipulation, and The IVF Revolution 6 commenting how lucky they were for his Charles…he went on to say that, with no not perfect nor designer – just healthy and
as well as making television programmes mum and dad to have ‘done it three times’ disrespect to HRH, who has led a campaign happy. However, the risks of cloning are
including Your Life in Their Hands, Making and for there to be three of them! His son against the use of genetically modified a different matter; problems in cloning
Babies, The Human Body, Child of our then went on to ask if more babies were foods, his campaign is based mainly on have been found to include embryonic
Time, Superhuman, and most recently made the test-tube way or the ‘other way’. belief and not evidence. The slides showed death, deformities, illness, and sudden
Human Instinct. Prince Charles happily drinking tea; a deaths, meaning that Dolly the sheep was
The evening, hosted entirely by Robert product which has been highly genetically extremely lucky to survive and to actually
Winston (RW) was structured into an modified over the years, and receiving a be fertile. An Italian scientist, Severino
hour-long talk followed by a question and carnation from a young girl; one of the Antinori, controversially announced 11
answer session. From the moment RW most genetically modified flowers. R.W. months ago that he had produced the first
walked on stage to receive an especially argued that arguments against genetic cloned baby which had been implanted into
warm welcome until the moment he left, modification are often only really based on a womb successfully. He has since claimed,
the audience seemed thoroughly captivated beliefs or assumptions. The media has also in the last few days, that a woman pregnant
by his knowledge. I personally found his played an enormous role in condemning with a cloned embryo is due to give birth
every sentence truly fascinating. Whilst genetic modification, despite possible in January. This remains to be seen. RW,
the talk was mainly centred around the benefits to the entire world. R.W. explained with his scientific influence, has been able
controversial issue of genetic modification how 40% of edible crops produced (often to call for stricter guidelines to be set by
and ideas of science and religion (theories in poorer countries) are destroyed through the General Medical Council in relation to
of creation versus theories of evolution) he disease and pests. If crops could be cloning.
also discussed numerous other issues Besides anecdotes, RW seemed to modified to become tougher to be more On attending a discussion with such a
In looking at the history of genetic have a statistic for ever occasion, even disease, pest and drought resistant then we scientific base I was surprised by the high
research, RW explained how the invention spontaneously in the questions and answers may be able to feed more of the world. As content of religious issues in the discussion.
of the microscope led to investigation session. Through the use of statistics he many as 80% of the population of some It is a often assumed that religion cannot
of seminal fluid (apparently occurring showed that we have more sex in the UK countries are suffering from malnutrition be strongly or easily linked with science
amongst men at dinner parties across than the French do, although those lucky and starving. R.W. asks how much it is but really this is illogical. In response to an
Europe!). This also led to one artist’s Australians have more sex than both our responsibility to help, and says that audience question asking whether scientists
perception of sperm as consisting of a countries! if genetic modification could reduce would become less religious as they
‘perfect little man’ already inside the sperm, During his television series The Human starvation and death then doesn’t this prove continued on facing page
28 November 2002 LITERATURE 11
LITERATURE
Before you all go on your
Christmas hols, thinking that it
“Where true Love burns Desire is Love’s pure flame
will be a relaxing month of
dossing and doing nothing; take a
It is the reflex of our earthly frame
look at the graphic on this page:
Bookstars – The Competitors.
Yes! It had to happen! Well… it That takes its meaning from the nobler part
didn’t really, but I ran out of
original ideas. Over the next
semester our panel of judges will
And but translates the language of the heart”
- “Desire” by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
read, analyse, and scrutinise
the short stories that you send
in. If you think you’re the modern classic | lord of the flies | william golding
next Edgar Allen Poe or Ian
As you may expect from the Nobel Prize winner for Literature, William
McEwan, then send in your
Golding packs plenty of punches in his exploration of the dark primitive
masterpiece, between 2500-3000
side of humanity. He sticks a group of young “upper-class” boys on
words There are lots of great prizes to
an island, and tracks their descent into savagery as they brutally start
be won (we haven’t decided yet, but we’re sure many of them
ripping each other apart. Even the prestigious choir trade their “proper
will be alcohol-based). So what are you waiting for?? Get
English manners” for the satisfaction of their predatorial desire for flesh.
writing! Oh… and have a great Christmas and prosperous New
The shipwrecked boys begin by basking in the freedom that has been
Year. Chris Ward | Literature Editor
thrown upon them, gradually realising how lax the rules are when
“grown-ups” aren’t there to punish them. Nobody is there to tell
Ralph off when he calls the fat boy “Piggy” (which becomes his name
throughout the rest of the novel). Nobody is there to tell Jack off when
he breaks away from the group and starts a rival gang. And tragically,
nobody is there to tell the breakaway gang off when they decide to hunt
and kill those who oppose them.
Golding’s fluctuating language style is very effective as the novel
progresses. He begins by creating an exotic and blissful atmosphere
when the island and the boys are introduced; but purposefully shatters
this illusion with a fusion of fear, darkness, isolation, and the always-
present realisation of inevitable tragedy. His imagery cooperates with
the language: as the small flame grows into the deadly fire, the agile
squirrel becomes the deadly predator.
Lord Of The Flies creates awareness of the savagery embedded in
each and every one of us. Golding shatters the conditioning of society
by expelling it from the events of the novel, and in turn exposing our
primitive animal instincts – survival of the fittest. The novel disturbs
the reader not merely because of the storyline, but because of the cold
fact that the events of the novel could happen and are not entirely
fiction. The bitter irony of the navy warship turning up at the end
(saving Ralph) highlights this. How can we punish our children for
throwing stones at each other when we are using weapons to hurt people
on a much more epic scale? Is there really any difference between the
two concepts?
*
FEEL
ROBBIE WILLIAMS | EMI
At the risk of offending nine tenths of the world’s population, LOSE YOURSELF
this simply must be exposed as the steaming elephant turd EMINEM | INTERSCOPE RECORDS
of a single that it is. Over a softened 80’s style piano motif This Soundtrack single from one of raps
with a dodgy Manics-like chorus, Williams tells us how he stars sees him in the eagerly awaited
‘doesn’t want to die but isn’t keen on living either’ – most of us performance in ‘8 Mile’. This superb
can only imagine the ordeal of being a pop megastar who’s single from the lyrical genius highlights
virtually just bagged 80 million quid, whose even more in an already prolific year of hits
job description includes groping Kylie’s from Eminem. Lose Yourself shows off his
backside. Hang in there man. Still, musical talent with Eminems acting talent
you should enjoy this while it lasts; as reputed to be as good as the soundtrack.
Robbie’s ‘co-writer’ Guy Chambers From the winner of three MTV European
has recently departed, the next album awards and ‘Moby’ hater can do no wrong.
will probably sound like three penguins Powerful lyrics combined with inspiring
bashing one out in a lift shaft. If we’re choruses make Eminem a global star and
lucky. two | a.c legend. Even if you don’t agree with
his values their no denying he produces
original records that get better and better.
eight | m.b.
RHINESTONE COWBOY
RIKKI & DAZ FT. GLEN CAMPBELL | SERIOUS
To do you a favour here, maybe a quick
comparison would help. At least that way
you won’t have to bother reading the rest
of this review! Just be glad you’re not the
one having to do the reviewing! Anyway,
lets start with hmmmmm………. DJ
OTZI! And how about “Cotton Eye Joe”?!
Remember those? Right well if you do, I’ve
got to ask, why are you still reading?!?!!
Surely that is enough to put you off unless
you happen to be about 5 years old, in
which case you will undoubtedly have
already hassled your parents into buying
this ‘gem’ for you! Well anyway, if you IT’S A RAINBOW
are still reading and you REALLY want to MC ZIPPY AND DJ GEORGE | ZIPPED RECORDS
know, this “song” is a bastardised version Now this is something else. Starts off with the rainbow theme tune
of Glen Campbell’s 1975 hit, ‘Rhinestone then drops into what is possibly the worst piece of dance music in the
Cowboy’ it even features re-worked vocals history of Bungle’s hairy arse. Then Zippy shouts something like
from the old crooner himself. Oh great! “go on, put your hand on my staff, George!”, and there’s a
The “creators” call this “scumpop” which few odd squelching noises, like thousands of small animals
SEE AMERICA RIGHT being liquidized and sold to fund Geoffrey’s crack habit.
apparently is made “by Northern scum, for MOUNTAIN GOATS | 4AD
Northern scum” do I really need to go on? Honestly. This is apparently 10/1 with William Hill to be the
The abnormal Mountain Goats use Xmas No.1, but with a horde of pop idols/rejects/tarts, the
Even the people who made it think its crap! American soft rock similar to likes of
Who am I to disagree?!? Absolute arse. one Tweenies, Wombles, various pokemon and Cradle of Filth
‘Cake’. Formed ten years ago few will all trying to ride the Xmas cash wave, it’s unlikely. Still, if
| d.h. have heard of these guys whose spoken you don’t buy, Zippy remains on the street. two | a.c
vocals and relaxing instrumentals scream SCORPIO RISING
warm up band. Looking further, more DEATH IN VEGAS FT. LIAM GALAGHER | BMG
complete New Chevrolet In Flames shows This is the record that has been permanently on the radio lately. Featuring Liam Gallagher
MORE HEAT THAN LIGHT promise of a forthcoming album out early on vocals, this could easily be ‘Whatever’-era Oasis, before the band started their massive
THE VEILS | BLANCO Y NEGRO/WEA next year. The laid back rock is calm and downward projectory. Even the lyrics (“If I don’t go crazy, I’ll lose my mind”) and the
This limited edition EP is the first ever atmospheric that shows a band that been drug references sound like vintage Oasis. Swirling guitars and 60s mystical influences
release from much-touted London four- well formed with more to offer. six | m.b. add to the illusion and for the 4 minutes of the single, it could be 1995 again. Not as
piece The Veils. The single starts off progressive or original as you might expect from Death In Vegas, but this is still going
slowly and quietly and soon builds up to be huge. The band play a special one-off pre-Christmas show at
to choruses of fabulous, dark, snarling the London Forum on December 21st.
vocals over heavy minor guitar chords and seven | a.w.
crashing drums. The vocal style of New
Zealander Finn Andrews complements
the dark, atmospheric, yet urgent music
perfectly. The other tracks on the EP don’t
stand out as much as the title track, but still
the debut album out in the spring should be
worth checking out. seven | a.w.
16 MUSIC 28 November 2002
MUSIC NEWS
Robbie William’s has beaten Oasis
record of selling out two dates at the
infamous Knebworth. The infamous
mancunians sold out the two dates in LIGHT & MAGIC ~ LADYTRON | TELSTAR RETRO
9 hours in 1996 but Robbie managed The follow up to their debut ‘604’, ‘Light & Magic’ is electro- NEW ORDER | LONDON
to sell out in 7 hours. Due to the huge clash meets pop. Synths dominate the whole album, drenched in electro Christmas time approaches and so its time for
demand he has now added a third date. beats and kitsch beeps. But it is the pop sensibility of Ladytron that makes bands to retrospect, think of the money and release
He is due to play the three shows on this such a good record. Whilst the electro-clash movements implodes up a greatest hits album. ‘Retro’ isn’t one of these. Yes
1st, 2nd and 3rd of August at the end of a its own ass due to its self indulgent, egocentric, pompous look at me “I’m it’s a kind of greatest hits (and yes it is coming up to
16 date European tour. so cool” attitude, Ladytron reach out and let you come into their Christmas) but this isn’t just a best of, four cd’s are
weird world where kylie and Miss Kittin featured in this box set. CD 1 features the hits and there
Pop idol winner Will Young, failed mingle to the sounds of are plenty of those. Blue Monday through to the present
to reach the top spot this week when Kraftwerk. Crystal, show how much they have grown but are still
his charity single was held off by the Electro relevant. CD 2 is a selection of early tracks that show
‘Dirrty’ Christina Aguilera, which pop at its them closer to their Joy Divison days and the beginning’s of
stayed at number one for the second best. their electro days. CD 3 is a waste of time, remixes done by
week running. Will’s single sales have nine | s.r. bit producers and unknown DJ’s. CD 4 is a selection if live
been dropping slowly since his first tracks from as early AS 1984 to 2002. For the die hard fans
record breaking single ‘Evergreen’ this is a great collection but maybe a little to indulgent for the
went into the top spot. Could it be that not so keen and is probably a waste of three cd’s. ten (for the
die hards) five (for
ALBUMS
Will is heading for Hearsay anonymity
as well? everyone else) | s.r.
*
Plagued by a chronic back problem
for several years the blonde songster OUT OF SEASON
has been told by doctor’s that she must BETH GIBBONS & RUSTIN MAN | GO BEAT
take a year off to rest it. She is need Those of you who had the sense to get
of an operation that could lead to her into Portishead a few years ago will
being wheelchair bound. However, undoubtedly remember the gorgeous,
if she leaves it she could also end up heartrending vocals of Beth Gibbons. ‘Out
in a wheelchair. It looks like S Club MORE FRIENDS Of Season’ is her debut solo album but
Junior’s came about at the right time. JOOLS HOLLAND | WARNER don’t come here looking for the moody
Follow up to last years phenomenal selling Small World, big band proved a successful trip-hop beats that once accompanied
formula of Jool’s Rhythm and Blues with special vocalist proving a winner. Volume two this exceptional voice so well. Made in
carries on where the last left off with rhythmic melodies and lively tempos. The album collaboration with former Talk Talk bassist
If you would like to be featured in “what’s contains Fly Me To The Moon by ‘Fun Lovin Criminals’, Huey on this classic hit. Jool’s Paul Webb (under the bizarre pseudonym
on your campus stereo, then drop us a line calls upon the likes of Bono to violent hip shaker, Tom Jones being just a few of the star of Rustin Man), the awkward beats and
at barefacts@ussu.co.uk, and we may very studded line-up. These household names are drawn together by the charismatic ‘Jools haunting soundscapes of Portishead are
well come and search you out. Or we may Holland’ promoting rhythm and blues to people who would never consider this style. replaced with sparse folky, acoustics adding
not. Who knows what crazy things we Offering something for all ‘More Friends’ is guaranteed success with good reason due to its to the image of desolation that Beth so
might do... blend of a quality orchestra and varied vocals. seven | m.b. vividly sculpts. While the album is a clear
departure (from Portishead) for Beth,
What’s on your campus stereo? it retains that distinctive, unforgettable
Portishead mood. With lines such as
This week WOYCS continues in the music section. Five people have been asked a few questions on what they “Autumn leaves / pretty as can be/everyone
have been listening to recently and below are what they said. It’s not a chrstmas special this week, so here are the can see/everyone except me” Beth’s
questions: [1] What was the last record that you bought? [2] What was on your stereo when you left the house laments sweep majestically over eerily
today? [3] What one song would make you get up and dance at the union? [4] What do you have on to put you in atmospheric backdrops. Full of melancholy
the mood to party? [5] What is your favourite band/artist at the moment? and memories of better days, if given time
Mr Simon Robinson posed the questions and even took the photographs. Clever chap, isn’t he? ‘Out Of Season’ will suck you in to its
autumnal mix of folk, soul and midnight
Stephanie, Maths Jon – Economics Nina – Nutrition jazz. It won’t sell millions (though it
[1] Moulin Rouge soundtrack [1] Lemon Jelly – New Album [1] Nora Jones should) and it may not get the attention so
[2] System of a down [2] Eric Morrelo – Subliminal.. [2] Greenday – International... deserving of it from the music press but
[3] Love Shack – B52’s [3] Donna Summer – I Feel Love [3] S Club 7 – Reach if you can appreciate wonderfully crafted,
[4] An upbeat compilation [4] Dimitri – A night at the... [4] Bridget Jones Diary gorgeous music made with a passion rarely
[5] System of a down [5] Andy Farley [5] Ella Fitzgerald seen nowadays, then don’t let this one slip
you by. Record of the year? It’s close.
nine | d.h.
deep breaths
this is the last printed barefacts of the year, although there will a barely-there available at
www.ussu.co.uk on thursday of wk.14. the first barefacts of the spring semester will be
on the 23rd january and will be better than anything you have seen so far this semester.
[we’ve found, by the way, that if we write things in the paper, then we kinda have to do
them, so when we say it will be better, then you’ll have to suppose that it will be].
sinead o’
connor: anyway, if you have any comments or suggestions, then please e-mail your thoughts to us
SINEAD O’CONNOR planning her here at barefacts@ussu.co.uk. we are willing to listen to any constructive comments that
next sermon, you may have, though we should probably warn you we respond to most comments with
GUILDFORD CIVIC HALL | 23 NOVEMBER no doubt.
“well, of course, you could always write for barefacts youself...” so the challenge is to wile
A deep breath was required both inspired but slightly devalued due to away those bored christmas hours by putting pen to paper or nail to key and letting us, and
before writing this review and going a poorly engineered bass level (too everyone else that reads barefacts, what it is you are thinking.
to the gig itself. Sinead O’Connor much bass!) and ‘Thank You For
famous for the most emotive music Hearing Me’ which thankfully didn’t don’t forget: barefacts | wk.14 | on www.ussu.co.uk
video ever made - see ‘Nothing suffer the same fate. The gig was
Compares To You’ stopped off close to flawless, the highly talented
rather unusually at the Civic hall in backing band were exceptional. We
COMPETITION[S]
Guildford for the last date on a short were treated to piano, guitar, drums,
UK tour. The gig comprised of two violin, cello, whistle and bass guitar!
distinct halves, the first consisting The beauty of this arrangement was
of songs from her new album ‘Sean the complex orchestration and level of
Nos Nua’. The literal translation of musicianship, not once did the tricky The last winner of the semester and I think we can all agree that it has been a bit of a stonk-
this title is ‘Old Songs Made New’ whistle, violin and cello annoy in the er for prizes: two mobile phones, £200 of clothing vouchers, a Dangermouse dvd (crumbs!)
it’s perfectly descriptive. The album same way anything by the Levellers and tickets to the charity dinner dance (which, incidentally, have arrived if you were the
consists of Sinead’s take on traditional does. The only disappointment was winner - louise, maybe? Get in touch...). The final winner of the semester is adrian gaskell
Irish songs like ‘Molly Malone’ and Sinead’s decision to invite a singer who gets himself the nice mobile phone we were offering last week, meaning he can text
‘Oro se do bheatha 'bhaile’. Although by the name of Natasha Atlas onto until his thumb is no longer capable of moving. And who says technology means we don’t
no expert on Irish music, it’s clear the stage for a couple of songs in the exercise?
that they’ve have been wonderfully second half. The flow of the gig was Anyway, we will be back with more competitions next semester, including pizza and prob-
reworked to breathe fresh life into ruined. Irish and Indian music does ably more mobile phones. As that bloke on Central News used to say: keep ‘em peeled.
a previously dusty and inaccessible not gel and this was painfully obvious.
collection of songs. The first half It was so blatantly a personal favour
works well because not a minute goes that I felt embarrassed for the girl
by where the audience feel that they’re who was clearly out of her depth. This
watching a set of covers. The tales slight disappointment aside (in no way
of love and war synonymous with did it detract from the gig as a whole)
traditional Irish music fit beautifully the evening was an unquestionable
with everything Sinead O’Connor success. The seated mainly middle-
stands for both past and present. aged crowd were over the moon with
The second slightly disjointed half what they’d seen and so was I. alex
consisted of older songs such as read
‘Nothing Compares To You’ - still
the.net
HOW TO STOP A RUNAWAY We can’t deny that christmas is around the
corner, and we can’t deny that this is the
ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH last published barefacts of the term (though
[1] Stay in the sleigh – Grip the seat or there will be one on ussu.co.uk in wk.14),
railings with one hand and the reigns with so daisy clay thought she would give you a
the other if possible. little bit of advice should things get a little
[2] Tug and release the reigns with a sticky during the festive season...
medium pressure – Repeat this until the
bringing you the randomness from cyberspace horse begins to slow down.
words: chris “funkyberry” hunter [3] Do not jerk the reigns of a horse that is HOW TO SILENCE A GROUP
Hi there. I’ve been feeling in a really weird mood this week, and
running at full speed – Never pull a running OF CAROL SINGERS
horse off balance, which might cause it to
this is reflected in the websites that I’ve been looking at over the
stumble or fall. Horses can run at a speed of
week. Without sounding too much like a music critic, I find the
25 to 30 m.p.h. while pulling a sleigh.
words cynical, sarcastic, and satirical describe these sites well. I
[4] When the horse slows to a trot, pull one
have selected 3 which I liked more than the others.
reign to the side – With steady pressure,
The first, www.teamfishcake.co.uk , is written by a guy that
move the horse’s head all the way around
must have been dropped on his elbow as a child. Take for
toward you. This will cause the horse to
instance “Fireman Dan”. I don’t see many people getting this kinda
begin going in a circle. The horse will
inspiration from the Fireman’s strike. On the other hand, there is some
quickly tyre of circling, and slow to a walk.
really inspirational reading on there – check out “Alpha Male”. [ 1 ] Turn out the lights
[5] Pull back with slow, steady pressure on
[Disclaimer: Please don’t go to this website if you don’t like – Doing this before they arrive will
both reigns until the horse stops – Once the
frequent use of naughty words] deter them from stopping. Doing this as
horse is at a walk it is safe to bring it to a
Cloud adoption is very popular these days, and almost they arrive will send a strong message but
complete stop.
anyone that is anyone has adopted a cloud. For those that still they can be very persistent.
[6] Dismount.
haven’t adopted a cloud yet, then help is at hand on the Internet. There are many Adopt-A- [2] Turn up your music – Metal or rock will
Cloud websites on the Internet, but choosing the right adoption company is like finding a be most effective. If you are listening to
building firm that don’t charge you for their tea breaks. I have done the research and found Christmas music shut it off immediately.
www.cloudkissing.com . After their first business plan (Protect-a-Dino) failed back in the [3] Answer the door in a dressing gown or
prehistoric era, as a company they have gone from strength to strength. They are now able towel – Embarrassed, the carol singers may
to offer a full range of cloud services in addition to adoption, including: Surveillance Cloud simply leave. Nudity may offend the and
(a cloud which will hover over a certain target for an amount of time), Haute Couture make them unable to sing. Even better, call
Cloud (designer clouds to appear in the back of wedding photos), and Rent A Cloud (a inside the house “I’ll be right back”.
special deal with St Peter to have a nice fluffy white cloud ready for you when you die). [4] Request songs they will not know.
Finally, the US Government may make people laugh, but their new website
www.whitehouse.org will even cause cats, dogs, and even the occasional milk bottle to Adapted from The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Christmas by J. Piven and D.
giggle. Worried that their last website would put the general American public off politics, Borgenicht. Available from all good book shops! This will also tell you useful information
they decided to widen the appeal. The new site includes smoking tips for children, top such as how to fend off a charging reindeer, extinguish a Christmas tree fire, win a
secret intelligence justifying Saddam Hussein’s immediate toppling, and a new line of snowball fight and even how to survive if you have no one to kiss on New Year’s Eve!
J
merchandise - you can now buy your lover what she always wanted for Christmas, a thong
team
with the photo and caption “that’s my Bush!”
- j-team.biz
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I don’t know about you guys but I find it impossible to revise in
my room at home.
This leaves few options open to you; crash to climb up and then squeeze over the top
someone else’s revision session, sit in a of a bookcase can produce endless hours of
café or pub in town, try and get the world fun. I have personally found the horizontal
record for hours spent revising on a roller ascent between cases and feet first method
coaster, or go to the library. particularly useful. Of course if you are
Now I’ve had the misfortune of having slightly less daring, the dive through the
to visit a morgue relatively recently and I middle shelf might be more your cuppa
don’t think that it had any less charisma tea! When in the library there will be other
than the library. This means that to students revising around you. Without words: Mr Tea
get through this stressful period in the even speaking to such people, they could
library there are some important things to be a great boredom reliever. Just wait for actually during a summer revision session. remember about the library is the strange
remember. the point where they get up for a wander, I must also say that it was during one of phenomenon of ‘Library Minutes’. All
Firstly, you have to set up camp and make possibly to get a book. Scribble your mate’s the brief moments that I was actually in the shenanigans mentioned above are all
yourselves comfortable. It is important to name and phone number down on a piece the library, rather than rolling down the hill good and fun, but if you are in a pressure
be in a location that has hidden bonuses of paper and slip it into the other students outside! It was also one of those days that situation and needing to revise, you may
to it. These could be anything from the bag. Easy as that. Now this is quite amusing you feel really hot and sticky. For some find it incredibly unhelpful. It all boils
good-looking breed that are library goers, but you have to sit back for the possibility strange reason I was dreaming of a nice down to this afore mentioned phenomenon.
to comedy books on the shelves. Now, not of the real results. I can honestly say that dip in a swimming pool. One deranged Time does seem to fly in the library. Due to
to give away the best spots in the library, we slipped one of my housemates’ numbers thought led to another and the next thing careful research and investigation, I have
but the fourth floor is particularly useful in a young ladies bag and she rang up and I knew I was dreaming of a water slide come to the conclusion that one library
for such books. Titles such as ‘Who Dies?’, asked for him! I promise you that is gospel! out of a fourth floor library window into a minute is four normal minutes. Therefore
‘Pornography’ and ‘Smart Jews’ to name These are all moderately funny but not if very inviting pool below. This is somewhat if you are in the library for what you think
but a few of the delights. you’re on your own. For enjoyment on your ridiculous in its own right but this wasn’t is an hour, when you leave it is actually
What is inevitable when in the library is own one must relearn the art of creative the end of the madness. The trouble is if four hours later! I have wasted many days
the boredom factor. However studious one thinking. Ridiculous thoughts have been the you fancied a quick swim where would dreaming my life away in the library and
is, concentration spans do not last forever. only thing to save me from insanity during you put your clothes and other belongings? just wanted to pass on my knowledge
There are many ways to counter your brief hectic solo revision sessions. I would love Obviously you would put them in a chute and experience to you all. So enjoy your
boredom. Bookshelves are an untapped to share my favourite daydream with you. that would take it down to a ground level! revision time because you will, believe it or
source of comedy. Finding a way To give you a tiny bit of background, it was Lastly the most important thing to not, miss revising!
20 INTERACTIVE 28 November 2002
Quiz
Last week’s answer was a twisted-on-its-
side-photo of the lights outside the Roots/
Seasons entrance lobby bit. This week you
have to work out where I trapped my friend
Lyrics from songs you might now know: if that
Vicky in the name of Art. I’m not giving
was to happen you would all go bonkers, so we
any clues this time, but I’ll let this fester
don’t do that. Then we get accused of being too
over the Christmas period, and when you
easy and we end up sitting here thinking you simply cannot win. The question we must
are drunk over new years, you may look at
ask, then, is what to do? Hey - how about a reader writes the lyrics quiz each week. If you
this photo again and think – “I know where
want to write it, therefore, e-mail us: barefacts@ussu.co.uk
that is”….. D’OH!- funkyberry -
[1] I was working in the lab late one night
[2] I’m just a urchin livin’ under the street
[3] When she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
[4] I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
[5] We can be like bonnie and clyde, be by your side
[6] I’m six feet one and I’m tons of fun and I dress to a T
[7] I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
[8] Some people call me Maurice
[9] It’s a crazy world but tonight’s the right situation
[10] Gopala Jaya Jaya Radha-ramanahari
X
£200: what might be divided into stanzas?
a: land | b: time | c: poetry | d: food
WORD
£300: which of these bears is native to South America? Not actually a cross word this week, but a wordsearch - it’s a bit primary
a: speckled | b: gloved | c: wigged | d: rain-coated school, but we can’t all going around being intelligent all the time.
£1k: which of these parts of the body is most important for the sense of balance?
a: mouth | b: nose | c: chin | d: ear
£2k: who played Scarlett O’ Hara in the 1939 film “Gone With the Wind”?
a: vivien leigh | b: olivia de havaland | c: ingrid bergman | d: kathryn hepburn
£8k: used in dentistry, an ‘amalgam’ is an alloy of which metal and other metals?
a: gold | b: mercury | c:iron | d: copper
£32k: how many tricks must a bridge player to take to make a contract of four spades?
a: 4 | b: 7 | c: 10 | d: 13
Scorpio
You didn’t do it, did you. It was ALMOST ACCURATE ASTROLOGY onup,hold for a couple of days and put your feet
and you really do need the rest. Other
here last week in plain black and words and predicting: morgan gooch than that, remember to collect your toe-nails
white “tell them how you really after you cut them.
feel” but you still didn’t do it. I bet you feel Your lucky number for the week is five. You should involve
very alone right now, as well as an utter wally. The only yourself with anything related to this number, no matter Leo
thing I can really suggest is to drink away the week (Tesco how difficult it may seem at the time. This week is the week in which all Leos should
sells very cheap vodka) and rest easy in the fact that the do their washing up. We all know you love the
other person who got there before you only has a few Aries attention of having your dirty dishes in the full
months to live (though they don’t know that yet). Uh-oh. I’ll be staying out of your way for a limelight of the sink as your housemates struggle to clean
while. Mars is quite firmly in your sign now their dishes around the gargantuan heap that you have
Sagittarius and that means you’ll be on the warpath. You’ll amassed, but all is not well and unless they’re done by
Hahahahaha…. I know it’s wrong to laugh at blitz your work, housework and house generally. Just try to Wednesday, there’ll be hell to pay.
the misfortune of others… hehehe… but it’s remember that although you have to use that kitchen, other
just so funny! Haha haha I can’t breathe…. people do too and once it’s out of your way, their mess is Virgo
HAHAHAHA! Oooh dear. Ahem. OK, advice, sorry. Stay their own problem. Well, like the other earth signs, you don’t have
in. For the love of god, stay in, unless you want everyone much to look forward to. Nothing exciting,
else laughing at you as hard as I am. Taurus but then nothing terrible either, so just take
Watch out for rampaging Aries, horny Gemini advantage of this dead time to catch up and do all the
Capricorn and sullen Scorpio. You haven’t got anything mundane little things you’ve been putting off for when
This week you should be nice to everyone. unusual to look forward to but it’s going to be you get really bored. That time is now, cherish it because
It’s not as hard as it sounds, and remember eventful for them and you won’t want to get caught in the although it’s dull, it really could be a lot worse.
(this is important) that waiters are people too. blast, so just keep your head down and stick close to the
Following this very simple piece of advice will make an Sagittarius in your life, because you’ll really want to see Libra
embarrassing moment pass by quickly and with as little what happens to them! My heart goes out to you really, but you got
fuss as possible. And don’t wear the blue on Saturday, what you deserved. Just know that this week
there’ll be someone else there wearing exactly the same. Gemini could have bad effects on your sanity. For a
This week you’re not going to have much fun while now, every time things got good something bad
Aquarius until Tuesday, when Venus enters your sign. happened and that trend is going to continue. Call niteline
Write this on your hand on Monday morning; Watch out world, Gemini is on the pull, and or get some therapy, just get someone besides me to tell
“DON’T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA”. Even with your luck overdue to change things are definitely you that it’s just luck and nothing to do with you, or by next
if you don’t own an umbrella, your friends may looking up, up and away! week you could be on prozac.
still thank you for it.
Cancer Remember to look out for a special edition of barefacts
Pisces OK, cancer, this is your mission brief for the on the web (www.ussu.co.uk) in around wk.14 - the stars
This week I strongly suggest you don’t eat week. Things have been backing up for a while will have a special christmas theme, though they will still
anything orange. Oranges, satsumas, carrots, now and you feel you’ve been continually be written by consumate amatuers who take pride in their
none of the above. This may seem like a strange rushed off your feet without achieving anything, so here it inaccuracy and ability to disinform the unsuspecting public
thing to ask of you, but believe me, it’s for your own safety. is; relax. No harm will come to you if you put everything of the University of Surrey. And yes: daisy clay is real.
SURREY PRIDE
Footballers win... almost...
This week’s match was against our arch By Ally Clifford
rivals - Roehampton. After losing to them
8-0 in our first match of the season, we
were pretty much guaranteed that the result University of Surrey 1st 1
couldn’t get any worse. However, feeling Roehampton 1
that we had something to prove we went
out as a more much improved and more in our area, but we didn’t let our heads go
confident side. We were out for revenge! down and continued to fight. Just before
We started brightly, putting into practice half time our efforts were to be rewarded
everything that we have learnt from our with a justly deserved goal. This came from
coach Amy during training sessions. Collette whose work rate in the centre of
Roehampton were well and truly riled as midfield is always astonishing. It was her
we stifled all of their offensive play and first goal of the season but definitely won’t
pressurised them in defence. In particular be her last.
our two wingers Carly and Trina, (player of The second half saw us continue to match
the match) put in outstanding performances, Roehampton, with our back four putting in a
beating their defenders time and time solid performance and goalie Rach making
again. This was even better as it was all a tremendous save when Roehampton
caught on camera by our substitute Beth, finally broke through. We were playing
whose photographic skills are unmatched, great football, but we just couldn’t score!
(sorry to those of you who felt a bit sick As the whistle blew, we were well and truly
whilst watching the footage in the HRB on frustrated by the draw, but felt proud of our
Wednesday night). very much improved performance. We only
Just as everything was going so well, we bloody won again! (Well, okay, we drew, but
conceded a sloppy goal from a scramble it was definitely a moral victory).
Do you trampoline?
On the 2nd of February 2003, Surrey University will be hosting the BUSA regional trampoline
championships. The university trampoline squad are looking for anybody with trampolining
experience but who is currently unknown to us, to compete for their university and are also
searching for volunteers to help on the day with the smooth running of this major event, (no
previous experience is necessary but we are particularly looking for people with computer
skills or those interesting in martially, scoring or being part of the welcoming committee).
UniSPORT is also holding the annual coaching course between the 15th and 18th of January
2003. This is a fantastic opportunity for anyone with some trampolining experience to
become a qualified British Gymnastics Trampoline coach. This course is heavily subsidised
and the qualification allows you to coach at the university, schools, centres, Camp America
and so on, coaching jobs are well paid and it also looks great on a student CV!!
If you are interested in either helping out on the day of the competition, competing or
Surf and totty in Lanzarote becoming a coach, please contact Ben Brennan, (club chairman) bjb.x@yahoo.com or Sally
Edie, s.edie@surrey.ac.uk or x3917 for more information.