i&. 3 NO. 1 , WATERLOO, omARi0 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER.

28, 1962 % _’

\II M E.XPANSION
AT THE ‘HOP m m
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ENROLL 6,000
NFCUS CONGRESS STUDENTS ‘IN ‘70
MEETS AT SHERBROOKE A National Fund Drive to ex-
pand the University was launch-
Sherbrooke, Que. (Special to The Coryphaeus) - More than ed early this week by the U of
120 student delegates representing 40 Canadian universities are W President, J. C. Hagey. A
meeting this week at the University of Sherbrooke for the 26th goal of $11 ,OOO,OOOhas been
Annual Congress of the National Federation of Canadian Univer- set to cover the estimated costs
sity Students (NFCUS). of a Faculty of Science Building
NF$CUS, which celebrates its 36th anniversary this year, is a Library, a Books and Period-
hosting 30 observers from foreign countries. icals Fund, Campus Centre and
The University of /Waterloo is represented at the Congress by a much needed scientific equip-
three man delegation headed by Student Council President John ment.
Braun. Provincial government cap-
Among the items under discussion are academic freedom as ital grants are expected to pro-
applied to the student press, fraternities and possible support for vide more than 70% of the
the Combined Universities Campaign for Nuclear Disarmanent. fund. Business&en and individ-
(A complete report on the NFCUS Congressi will appear in uals will link hands to raise the
- the next addition). remaining $3,000,000 and it is
hoped that the Kitchener-Water-
loo area will raise half this sum,
NO QUORUM W. M. Rankin is serving as
the National Chairman of the
FOR STUDEtiT COUNCIL l a l _ Fund and Chancellor I. G,
Needles is the K-W area Chair-
The Student’s Council met on Tuesday, September 18, for man.
their first meeting of the new term.
President John Braun called the council to order for an tinfor- The faculties of Arts,. Science!
ma1 meeting after a 30 minute waiting period failed to raise a Engineering and Graduate Stud-
quorum. ies currently have 1,650 students
Claude Brodeur, the newly appointed Adminstrative Assist- enrolled including. 3 00 out-term
ant (Student Affairs), was introduced to Council. He took an active engineers. It is planned, to enrol1
part in discussions concerning the division and facilities offered in 2,500 students here in 1965 and
the new student offices located in Annex 1. this will increase to 6,000, stu-
dents in 1970. David U. Umeh, newly registered Engineering student, demonstrates his
The Awards and Constitution Committees did not present native Nigerian dance and dress to his fellow students. Approximately 425
their reports but Chairman Paul Koch, Student Jacket Committee, attended the dance held last Saturday in the Waterloo Mall. The evening
was highlighted by the 66decappingy’ ceremony and Frosh were welcomed
announced that sample jackets would be available and shown to into cam@s life.
Council at their next regular meeting. BRUNO’S BUS
Treasurer Dave Smith presented his report to the chair and TO VISIT MAC.
he later submitted his resignation because of heavy academic com-
mitments. The Warriors play the Mc- ST. IEROME’S HALL
Master Marauders in Hamilton
tomorrow. afternoon with _a re- ANNUAL KANGAROO -COURT .
Love In The Bucket Seat duced squad of 28. BEFORE MAGISTRATES J. GLEASGN &, W. MURPHY
The bucket seat is just one more saddening reminder of tech- Only one bus has been hired Barry Demeter v, the Krown- Charged with being guilty
nology’s, genius for getting in the ‘way. The girl in a bucket seat on to take Warrior fans to Hamil- of every possible crime, including being caught without a bib.
a moonlight summer night is not likely to slide closer to the boy ton. Students interested in re- Barry Demeter, who refused to plead guilty to these innumerable
behind the wheel. Its primary purpose is to keep passengers in serving a seat may do so by con- charges even after- several “exercises” at the command ,of the Pub-
upholstered comfort so they can enjoy the full smoothness of the tacting Big Bruno at Renison lic Prosecutor R. Wilson, was declared guilty by the honorable
miracle-suspension ride without emotional distract. College. magistrates. Mr. Demeter was sentenced to put on a dress and go
The Warriors will play the to Renison College asking each girl for a date.
In the American cars the girl’s escape is blocked by an im- Mary Jane Taylor v. the Krown - Charged with distracting s
posing obstacle called the console. This is dangerously studded with Carleton Ravens on October 20
and Bill Fines of the Eng. Soc- an engineer from his work. Public -Prosecutor R, Wilson, in his
mechanisms that set lights flashing, catch cigerette butts, and dis- address to the court, pointed out that “plumbers” are required to
pense facial tissue. This is Detroit’s ‘answer to how the Berlin Wall iety is organising a group visit
to the Capital. Mr. Fines will spend (all their time studying. Miss Taylor was ruled out of order
could have been built had the Communists only had the know-how. when she attempted to speak in her ‘defence. The judges after re-
advise those interested of the
Consider the range of activity available with the all-purpose rail and bus rates. viewing the charge checked their notebooks for the judgements
seats. In one car spotted recently at a red light, the following was which they had worked out the day before. Miss Taylor underwent
seen: the girl had both arms around the driver and was kissing him a change in her hair style to make her less attractive.
warmly, the radio was broadcasting the news, the driver (offering Gary Marsh v. the Krown - Charged with not wearing his
his cheek to the girl) was talking on the radio telephone, racing his JUSTICE3 bib. and not knowing the house rules. Mr. Marsh threw himself on
engine, and watching the red light. This was a vignette of a man the mercy of the court and was subsequently sentenced to be man-
trying to steal a moment with his girl while his car, his telephone, icured. -
his radio and his radar-controlled traffic lights screamed, rang bells, Sharon Ferguson v. the Krown -Miss Ferguson &erupted
howled and flashed lights at him to break it up. Now bucket seats the prosecution to point out that the court was improper, a jury of
threaten to make that stolen moment more difficult. twelve peers being required. The honorable judges immediately
interrupted (shut-up) to pass sentence. Miss Ferguson was order-
A car’s original function was to get you out of the constrict- ed to wash the floor with a tooth brush. However because she
ing, atmosphere of the parlour or the public glare of the front porch continued to challenge the court. Miss Ferguson was command-
and provide a settee-like seat on which the growth of a human ed to’ take a dip in the university -pool.
relationship could be measured inversely by the distance between Court was recessed while the honorable magistrates of the
driver and passenger. In final analysis, the bucket seat is just an C&t aided by a few unscrupulous freshmen gleefully watched
armchair without legs, and armchairs are furniture for parlours, Miss Ferguson disappearing into the pond.
and parlours are what we started to get away from. What this trend Mary Heien McDonough v. the Krown - Declared guilty,
could do, in effect, is turn the car into a parlour on wheels. Miss McDonough was ordered to push a roll of tissue paper with
her nose across the common room along a trail of water and
ketchup.
II Jan Hagyard v. the Krown - Miss Hagyard, who was declar-
I FREE DANCE TO-NIGHT - zd guilty of contempt of court for suggesting that the public pro-
II secutor was under the weather, was made to walk blindfolded
through cooked spagetti. Pandemonium struck the court while Miss
The Engineering’ Society is sponsoring a dance tonight
Hagyard contemplated throwing the spagetti, but she decided
at the Seagram Gym at 9:00 p.m. The Harvey Smith Orches- 3gains this.
tra will provide the dance music. pue to the courtesy of the At this point the honorable magistrates adjourned the court
Athletic Departuknt, the Musician’s Union and Mr. Smith, Sharon Ferguson emerges from the xnd left making a ast but dignified exit. The court clerk, unaware
4here will be No Charge for admission. lake after receiving the water-jus- If the significance -of this, suddenly found himself snatched up by
tice of the St. Jerome’s College soup of ‘unruly freshmen. Mr. R. Weiler went for a dip in the
Magistrates. chilly pond.

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Page 4 ‘Ihs CORYPHAEUS, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, lobe

Renis Anyone?’
/Golden Hawks Take The key to the ‘whole stor BY G. WHIZ
at Renison is . . . that it’s gone
t Waterloo Warriors 7-6 Who would have thought tha
in one week so ’ many angel
The coming year may see increased rivalry between ourselves
and the “College”. Snatching their cute little initiation hats was .a
I Last Friday night the Waterloo Warriors and the College could be caught by the Devil beginning- however crude - and the year should see many more
Golden Hawks met at Seagram Stadium head on in a pre-season Eye from the south? trifling acts perpetrated by both sides. Please do not mistake my
football exhibition game. The result was a 7-6 victory over the intentions. I am neither counselling heightened rivalry nor am I
Hawks. A funny thing happened tc
me on my way’ to class - ant condoning the resulting pranks; I am simply stating that all hell
The deciding factor in the game was a’blocked convert attempt it’s all the phalt of that ash! might break loose. Dwelling on this prank business for a minute,
in the final quarter. The Hawks deflected Jim Harm’s convert An invitation: The appreciation 1 had to chuckle at the wording in the “Welcome to Waterloo”
attempt wide of the uprights to thwart the Warrior’s bid for a tie. shown by one Pre-Eng studen
of the resident facilities will bc booklet. Once a prankster is brought to justice, “action will be
The first half was uninteresting and showed clearly that both returned in equal measure, fo swift, fair, Grm and direct”. The boys on Mt. Olympus pull no
teams were hampered by a lack of conditioning. The only scoring if he favours Renison once agair punches, so as mother always cautioned, “BE GOOD”.
threats were two attempts at singles by the Hawks., with his presence they have pro
Midway in the third quarter, the Hawks scored their maior mised to usher him swi tly tc
the Presidential Suite reserves : *. * * *
on a well executed 48 yard pass -and run play from quarterback
Millar to wingback Heinbecker. Drynan converted for what later for such\ guests, wherein he ma;
sink with ease into the river-bed A word to the Frosh might not be appreciated at this time
proved to be the margin of victory. Jut consideration for others has never been my strong point so
Early in the fourth quarter, the Warriors recovered a blocked A cat’s paw was last seer read and absorb. I have become rather cynical about the capabili-
punt on the Hawk’s 41 yard line and moments later, quarterback where angels fear to tread -
Nihill hit Harm with a 28 yard pass to take the ball to the Hawk’s on their wing. ies of Frosh regarding campus activities and consequently have
13. Three plays later, Atwood took a pitchout three yards around tdopted a “show me” attitude. Certainly you, as Frosh, should
The better half have kindl! ook to others for guidance and advice, but please show a little
right end for the unconverted major. converted their smoking roon
into. an extension of Hell’s Cor nitiative in the process. University has the capability of developing
Late in the game, the Hawks recovered a Warrior fumble on
the Warriors’ 22 yard line. Three plays later, Drynan unsuccess- ner-perhaps that way they hope :haracter and potential in its students but the door is more easily
fully attempted a field goal and the Warriors took over on their own to kindle a few more flames. mlocked from within than battered open from without. If you have
\ 18, but too late to get downfield to tie up the game with a single. Renisonites use their bridg 3 mind given to analogies, I hope you will recognise this little
The game, although disappointing to Warrior fans, was most either with their feet or thei blurb as a rap at the door.
indicative of the team’s potential. The coaching staff believes this hands, yet they manage to ge
year’s personnel to be better; than any previous season. However, ‘cross with both. >Fc * * *
only nine holdovers from last season and but one week of practices Who spread ’the rumour tha
certainly handicapped the team. the new coat of arms was to bf Occuring in the stands at Seagram. Stadium is a rather unfair
a kneeling moose? practice which should be nipped in the, bud before it assumes the
FROM THE SIDELINES
All annreciate the formal notI aspect of a ritual. Specifically it is this: when a mickey is discover-
The crowd of 1,884 (paid attendance) set a record for College struck Thursday nights at dinner zd, those around the unfortunate owner are guilty ofI a serious
Football in the Twin Cities . . . the Hawks reported eleven injuries but I wonder -(does talk flo\
with two players hospitalized temporarily . . .the Warriors had only breach of etiquette. They stand up and bring undue attention to
as easily at the head table a the consumer by pointing many tigers in his direction. Is this
3 or 4 minor injuries. the gowns? action prompted by jealousy? Is it the idea of the accusers to pro-
Hawks - Warriors , Statistics My how time flies at Renisol vide the crowd with a laugh at the expense of the poor slob? What: ’
Hawks Warriors . . . and flies, and flies,, and flies ever the reason the practice should be stopped because it is both
Yardage gained running ’ 85 ’ 158 BullwinkI un;sportsmanlike and against all tradition. I say tradition because
Yardage gained passing 138 64 mickeys in the stands have been, are, and always will be a part of
Passes attempted & completed 7 for 16 4for 19 our little society as it swings into the autumnal season. , ’
Total yardage gained j 223 222 URGENT! URGENT!
First downs running 6 7 The authorities are perfectly correct in taking a fhm stand on
First downs passing ,4 3 Photographers needed for the this business of liquor on campus and they should be commended
First downs by penalty 1 3 Board of Publications for it. But bear in mind that such commendations have been part of
No. of punts and yardage * 11 for 328 11 for 354 Are you interested? the University scene since the invention of the mickey. “Forbidden
Penalties and yardage ’ 9 for 95 4for35 fruit . . . ” is a tired clich6 but nevertheless it is extremely apt.
If so, be in Room P-145 at
Grant us enough intelligence not to exceed the bounds of propriety.
5 p.m. on Mon., Oct. 1,

The Coryphaetis Needs Help! LIBERAL CLUB
Staff reporters are needed immediately for The Coryphaeus. A Liberal Club made it
appearance on the Waterloo
In order to, produce a CAMPUS newspaper every week, all Fact& campus yesterday afternoon, her
alding the arrival of varsity poli
ties, organixations and’clubs shonld be represented on the paper.
tics. The other parties shoulc
All interested in assisting and working on the Coryphaeus are not be far behind.
asked to ,contact Editor SidI Black at Renison College or at the Once they are organized 4
rivalry is sure to follow and a
newspaper% office located in Annex 1, Room A. model parliament for this yea ir
is now, a strong possibility. Th ie
student election that normal1
precedes such an event wi
probably make the fist Battl le
MAKE MONEY of Waterloo look like a te,a
party*
The Board of Publications requires solicitors for advertising.
tidvertisements are solicited on a local and national kc& Any and all interested in
for publication in the student newspaper The Coryphaeus, the joining the Liberals may do s0
yearbook The Compendium, the handbook and the student by contacting club organizc:r
Richard Comber of Arts II.
III directory. I _
, A commission of eight percent is paid on the total advertis-
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My roomate, a vigorous healthy farm lad; has become overly
concerned at the rate at which my chest is sliding into my abdomen.
He has taken it upon himself to remedy the situation. Consequently,
the 5BX plan is fast becoming the bane of my existence. Running
on the spot, deep knee bends, push-ups, etc., are having a more
1telling effect on my landlady than on me. She is a quiet soul who
’does not take kindly to great thumps on the ceiling. One of us will
have
l to go, either me or -the 5BX booklet.
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There was an emergency meeting called at Renison College’
Residence earlier in the week to discuss the lack of lighting in the
parking lot. The question was put to a vote and the, girls carried
the decision by the narrowest of margins. Happy blackout girls.
Need I say more?
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ing solicited. About four hours of diligent work per week is

required. For further information and application contact:
MUSICAL NOTES the crude Roaming around the campus, one can’t help noticing that
, i boardwalks and muddy sheep trails are fast giving way
Music Director Paul Ber to a vast winding complex of asphalt paths. This complex lends
Murray French III announced that two chart31
SHerwobd3-0450 itself to endless possibilities, the first of which is an inter-faculty
groups and a jazz worksho P bicycle race . . . a “Tour de Waterloo” . . . along the paths, over
/ have been organized on campu;s. and around as many obstacles as can be devised. Or perhaps the
The University mixed chart 1s “Waterloo Cup” would have more appeal. The lake back there is
will rehearse Tuesdays and thke hardly twelve metres long but it is canoe size. The imagination
The CORYPHAEUS male chorus Wednesdays iin staggers at the possibilities; the ideas run rampant. . . so rampant
Room 246 of the Arts Buildir 1g I am unable to catch them. Two suggestions, Wa Wa Wee com-
Sid Black, Ed Castoqguay, Richard Comber, Wallace Krawczyk at 6:30 p.m.
William Lee, Ted Rushton, Sandra Saunders, Mike Topolay and mittee. Consider them; then let them lie fallow.
George Welch. The jazz workshop musicianIS
will gather each Tuesday everl- * * * *
Published by the Undergraduate studeht body Of the University of Waterloc ing at 7:00 p.m. in the Seagra m
and its afEliated Colleges under the authorization of the Board of Public% Gym. Those interested in can
tions. Letters should be addressed to the Editor, University of Waterloo As is my usual custom I shall close with a word of wisdom
The opinions expressed herein represent the freedom of expression of E pus musical activities shoul from Reverend George Crabbe.
respor&ble, autonomous society. contact Mr. Berg in Room 23 5
Member: Canadian University Press I of the Arts Building; “A bird in the hand’will do you dirt”. ,’

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