Lies About American Health Care - Ann Coulter

(1) National health care will punish the insurance companies.

You want to punish insurance companies? Make them compete.
As Adam Smith observed, whenever two businessmen meet, "the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the
public, or in some contrivance to raise prices." That's why we need a third, fourth and 45th competing insurance
company that will undercut them by offering better service at a lower price.
Tiny little France and Germany have more competition among health insurers than the U.S. does right now.
Amazingly, both of these socialist countries have less state regulation of health insurance than we do, and you can
buy health insurance across regional lines -- unlike in the U.S., where a federal law allows states to ban interstate
commerce in health insurance.
U.S. health insurance companies are often imperious, unresponsive consumer hellholes because they're a partial
monopoly, protected from competition by government regulation. In some states, one big insurer will control 80
percent of the market. (Guess which party these big insurance companies favor? Big companies love big
government.)
Liberals think they can improve the problem of a partial monopoly by turning it into a total monopoly. That's what
single-payer health care is: "Single payer" means "single provider."
It's the famous liberal two-step: First screw something up, then claim that it's screwed up because there's not
enough government oversight (it's the free market run wild!), and then step in and really screw it up in the name of
"reform."
You could fix 90 percent of the problems with health insurance by ending the federal law allowing states to ban
health insurance sales across state lines. But when John McCain called for ending the ban during the 2008
presidential campaign, he was attacked by Joe Biden -- another illustration of the ironclad Ann Coulter rule that the
worst Republicans are still better than allegedly "conservative" Democrats.
(2) National health care will "increase competition and keep insurance companies honest" -- as President
Barack Obama has said.
Government-provided health care isn't a competitor; it's a monopoly product paid for by the taxpayer. Consumers
may be able to "choose" whether they take the service -- at least at first -- but every single one of us will be forced
to buy it, under penalty of prison for tax evasion. It's like a new cable plan with a "yes" box, but no "no" box.
Obama himself compared national health care to the post office -- immediately conjuring images of a highly
efficient and consumer-friendly work force -- which, like so many consumer-friendly shops, is closed by 2 p.m. on
Saturdays, all Sundays and every conceivable holiday.
But what most people don't know -- including the president, apparently -- with certain narrow exceptions,
competing with the post office is prohibited by law.
Expect the same with national health care. Liberals won't stop until they have total control. How else will they get
you to pay for their sex-change operations?
(3) Insurance companies are denying legitimate claims because they are "villains."
Obama denounced the insurance companies in last Sunday's New York Times, saying: "A man lost his health
coverage in the middle of chemotherapy because the insurance company discovered that he had gallstones, which
he hadn't known about when he applied for his policy. Because his treatment was delayed, he died."
Well, yeah. That and the cancer.
Assuming this is true -- which would distinguish it from every other story told by Democrats pushing national
health care -- in a free market, such an insurance company couldn't stay in business. Other insurance companies
would scream from the rooftops about their competitor's shoddy business practices, and customers would leave in
droves.
If only customers had a choice! But we don't because of government regulation of health insurance.
Speaking of which, maybe if Mr. Gallstone's insurance company weren't required by law to cover early childhood
development programs and sex-change operations, it wouldn't be forced to cut corners in the few areas not
regulated by the government, such as cancer treatments for patients with gallstones.
(4) National health care will give Americans "basic consumer protections that will finally hold insurance
companies accountable" -- as Barack Obama claimed in his op/ed in the Times.
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You want to protect consumers? Do it the same way we protect consumers of dry cleaning, hamburgers and
electricians: Give them the power to tell their insurance companies, "I'm taking my business elsewhere."
(5) Government intervention is the only way to provide coverage for pre-existing conditions.
The only reason most "pre-existing" conditions aren't already covered is because of government regulations that
shrink the insurance market to a microscopic size, which leads to fewer options in health insurance and a lot more
uninsured people than would exist in a free market.
The free market has produced a dizzying array of insurance products in areas other than health. (Ironically, array-
associated dizziness is not covered by most health plans.) Even insurance companies have "reinsurance" policies to
cover catastrophic events occurring on the properties they insure, such as nuclear accidents, earthquakes and
Michael Moore dropping in for a visit and breaking the couch.
If we had a free market in health insurance, it would be inexpensive and easy to buy insurance for "pre-existing"
conditions before they exist, for example, insurance on unborn -- unconceived -- children and health insurance
even when you don't have a job. The vast majority of "pre-existing" conditions that currently exist in a cramped,
limited, heavily regulated insurance market would be "covered" conditions under a free market in health insurance.
I've hit my word limit on liberal lies about national health care without breaking a sweat. See this space next week
for more lies in our continuing series.
With the Democrats getting slaughtered -- or should I say, "receiving mandatory end-of-life counseling" -- in the
debate over national health care, the Obama administration has decided to change the subject by indicting CIA
interrogators for talking tough to three of the world's leading Muslim terrorists.
Had I been asked, I would have advised them against reinforcing the idea that Democrats are hysterical bed-wetters
who can't be trusted with national defense while also reminding people of the one thing everyone still admires
about President George W. Bush.
But I guess the Democrats really want to change the subject. Thus, here is Part 2 in our series of liberal lies about
national health care.
(6) There will be no rationing under national health care.
Anyone who says that is a liar. And all Democrats are saying it. (Hey, look -- I have two-thirds of a syllogism!)
Apparently, promising to cut costs by having a panel of Washington bureaucrats (for short, "The Death Panel")
deny medical treatment wasn't a popular idea with most Americans. So liberals started claiming that they are going
to cover an additional 47 million uninsured Americans and cut costs ... without ever denying a single medical
treatment!
Also on the agenda is a delicious all-you-can-eat chocolate cake that will actually help you lose weight! But first,
let's go over the specs for my perpetual motion machine -- and it uses no energy, so it's totally green!
For you newcomers to planet Earth, everything that does not exist in infinite supply is rationed. In a free society,
people are allowed to make their own rationing choices.
Some people get new computers every year; some every five years. Some White House employees get new
computers and then vandalize them on the way out the door when their candidate loses. (These are the same people
who will be making decisions about your health care.)
Similarly, one person might say, "I want to live it up and spend freely now! No one lives forever." (That person is a
Democrat.) And another might say, "I don't go to restaurants, I don't go to the theater, and I don't buy expensive
designer clothes because I've decided to pour all my money into my health."
Under national health care, you'll have no choice about how to ration your own health care. If your neighbor isn't
entitled to a hip replacement, then neither are you. At least that's how the plan was explained to me by our next
surgeon general, Dr. Conrad Murray.
(7) National health care will reduce costs.
This claim comes from the same government that gave us the $500 hammer, the $1,200 toilet seat and postage
stamps that increase in price every three weeks.
The last time liberals decided an industry was so important that the government needed to step in and contain costs
was when they set their sights on the oil industry. Liberals in both the U.S. and Canada -- presidents Richard Nixon
and Jimmy Carter and Canadian P.M. Pierre Trudeau -- imposed price controls on oil.

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As night leads to day, price controls led to reduced oil production, which led to oil shortages, skyrocketing prices
for gasoline, rationing schemes and long angry lines at gas stations.
You may recall this era as "the Carter years."
Then, the white knight Ronald Reagan became president and immediately deregulated oil prices. The magic of the
free market -- aka the "profit motive" -- produced surges in oil exploration and development, causing prices to
plummet. Prices collapsed and remained low for the next 20 years, helping to fuel the greatest economic expansion
in our nation's history.
You may recall this era as "the Reagan years."
Freedom not only allows you to make your own rationing choices, but also produces vastly more products and
services at cheap prices, so less rationing is necessary.
(8) National health care won't cover abortions.
There are three certainties in life: (a) death, (b) taxes, and (C) no health care bill supported by Nita Lowey and
Rosa DeLauro and signed by Barack Obama could possibly fail to cover abortions.
I don't think that requires elaboration, but here it is:
Despite being a thousand pages long, the health care bills passing through Congress are strikingly nonspecific.
(Also, in a thousand pages, Democrats weren't able to squeeze in one paragraph on tort reform. Perhaps they were
trying to save paper.)
These are Trojan Horse bills. Of course, they don't include the words "abortion," "death panels" or "three-year
waits for hip-replacement surgery."
That proves nothing -- the bills set up unaccountable, unelected federal commissions to fill in the horrible details.
Notably, the Democrats rejected an amendment to the bill that would specifically deny coverage for abortions.
After the bill is passed, the Federal Health Commission will find that abortion is covered, pro-lifers will sue, and a
court will say it's within the regulatory authority of the health commission to require coverage for abortions.
Then we'll watch a parade of senators and congressmen indignantly announcing, "Well, I'm pro-life, and if I had
had any idea this bill would cover abortions, I never would have voted for it!"
No wonder Democrats want to remind us that they can't be trusted with foreign policy. They want us to forget that
they can't be trusted with domestic policy.
(9) If you like Medicare, you'll love national health care, which will just extend Medicare's benefits to
everyone.
Hey -- I have an idea: How about we make everyone in America a multimillionaire by pulling Bernie Madoff out
of prison and asking him to invest all our money! Both Medicare and Bernie Madoff's investment portfolio are
bankrupt because they operate on a similar financial model known as a "Ponzi scheme." These always seem to run
fabulously well -- until the money runs out.
Not only is Medicare bankrupt, but it is extremely limited in whom and what it covers. If Medicare were a private
insurer, it would be illegal in many states for failing to cover hearing aids, podiatry, acupuncture, chiropractic care,
marriage counseling, aromatherapy and gender reassignment surgery.
Moreover, Medicare payments aren't enough to pay the true cost of those medical services it does cover. With
Medicare undercutting payments to hospitals and doctors for patients 65 and older, what keeps the American
medical system afloat are private individuals who are not covered by Medicare paying full freight (and then some).
That's why you end up with a $10 aspirin on your hospital bill.
National health care will eliminate everything outside of Medicare, which is the only thing that allows Medicare to
exist.
Obviously, therefore, it's preposterous for Democrats to say national health care will merely extend Medicare to the
entire population. This would be like claiming you're designing an apartment building in which every apartment
will be a penthouse. Everyone likes the penthouses, so why not have a building in which every apartment is a
penthouse?
It doesn't work: What makes the penthouse the penthouse is all the other floors below. An "all-penthouse" building
is a blueprint that could make sense only to someone who has never run a business and has zero common sense,
i.e., a Democrat.

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(10) National health care won't cover illegal aliens -- as the president has twice claimed in recent radio
appearances.
Technically, what Obama said is that the bill isn't "designed" to give health insurance to illegal aliens. (That bill,
the "Health Insurance for Illegal Aliens Act of 2009," was still being drafted by Ted Kennedy at the time of his
death, may he rest in peace.)
But unless the various government bureaucracies dispensing health care are specifically required by law to ask
about citizenship status, illegals will be covered. We can't even get employers and police to inquire about
citizenship status, but liberals assure us that doctors will?
And by the way -- as with the abortion exclusion -- the Democrats expressly rejected amendments that would have
required proof of residency status to receive national health care.
Still not convinced? Day after day, The New York Times has been neurotically asserting that national health care
won't cover illegal aliens (without ever explaining how precisely it will exclude illegal aliens).
So far, just this week, these Kim Jong Il-style pronouncements have appeared in the Treason Times:
-- "Illegal immigrants will be covered. (Myth)" -- Katharine Q. Seelye, "Myth vs. Fact vs. Other," The New York
Times, Sept. 2, 2009
-- "(Sen. Jim DeMint) fueled speculation that a health care overhaul would cover illegal immigrants, although
specific language says it would not." -- Katharine Q. Seelye, "Fighting Health Care Overhaul, and Proud of It," The
New York Times, Aug. 31, 2009
-- "'Page 50: All non-U.S. citizens, illegal or not, will be provided with free health care services.' ... The falsehoods
include (that italic statement)." -- Michael Mason, "Vetting Claims in a Memo," The New York Times, Aug. 30,
2009
-- "But that would not help illegal immigrants. Contrary to some reports, they would not be eligible for any new
health coverage under any of the health overhaul plans circulating in Congress." -- Duff Wilson, "Race, Ethnicity
and Care," The New York Times, Aug. 30, 2009
The last time the Times engaged in such frantic perseveration about a subject was when the paper was repeatedly
insisting that Durham prosecutor Mike Nifong had a solid case against the Duke lacrosse players.
By August 2006, every single person in the United States, including the stripper, knew the stripper's claim of "gang
rape" was a lie. That was when Duff Wilson -- quoted above -- co-wrote the Times' infamous cover story on the
Duke case, titled: "Files From Duke Rape Case Give Details but No Answers." No answers!
(11) Obama has dropped his demand for the ironically titled "public option" (i.e., government-run health
care), which taxpayers will not have an "option" to pay for or not.
Liberals never, ever drop a heinous idea; they just change the name. "Abortion" becomes "choice," "communist"
becomes "progressive," "communist dictatorship" becomes "people's democratic republic" and "Nikita
Khrushchev" becomes "Barack Obama."
It doesn't matter if liberals start calling national health care a "chocolate chip puppy" or "ice cream sunset" -- if the
government is subsidizing it, then the government calls the shots. And the moment the government gets its hands
on the controls, it will be establishing death panels, forcing taxpayers to pay for abortions and illegal aliens,
rationing care and then demanding yet more government control when partial government control creates a mess.
Which happens to be exactly what liberals are doing right now.
(12) Only national health care can provide "coverage that will stay with you whether you move, change your
job or lose your job" -- as Obama said in a New York Times op-ed.
This is obviously a matter of great importance to all Americans, because, with Obama's economic policies, none of
us may have jobs by year's end.
The only reason you can't keep -- or often obtain -- health insurance if you move or lose your job now is because of
... government intrusion into the free market.
You will notice that if you move or lose your job, you can obtain car and home insurance, hairdressers, baby
sitters, dog walkers, computer technicians, cars, houses, food and every other product and service not heavily
regulated by the government. (Although it does become a bit harder to obtain free office supplies.)
Federal tax incentives have created a world in which the vast majority of people get health insurance through their
employers. Then to really screw ordinary Americans, the tax code actually punishes people who don't get their
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health insurance through an employer by denying individuals the tax deduction for health insurance that their
employers get.
Meanwhile, state governments must approve the insurers allowed to operate in their states, while mandating a list
of services -- i.e. every "medical" service with a powerful lobby -- which is why Joe and Ruth Zelinsky, both 88, of
Paterson, N.J., are both covered in case either one of them ever needs a boob job.
If Democrats really wanted people to be able to purchase health insurance when they move or lose a job as easily
as they purchase car insurance and home insurance (or haircuts, dog walkers, cars, food, computers), they could do
it in a one-page bill lifting the government controls and allowing interstate commerce in health insurance. This is
known as "allowing the free market to operate."
Plus, think of all the paper a one-page bill would save! Don't Democrats care about saving the planet anymore? Go
green!
(13) The "public option" trigger is something other than a national takeover of health care.
Why does the government get to decide when the "trigger" has been met, allowing it to do something terrible to us?
Either the government is better at providing goods and services or the free market is -- and I believe the historical
record is clear on that. Why do liberals get to avoid having that argument simply by invoking "triggers"?
Why not have a "trigger" allowing people to buy medical insurance on the free market when a trigger is met, such
as consumers deciding their health insurance is too expensive? Or how about a trigger allowing us to buy health
insurance from Utah-based insurers -- but only when triggered by our own states requiring all insurance companies
to cover marriage counseling, drug rehab and shrinks?
Thinking more broadly, how about triggers for paying taxes? Under my "public option" plan, citizens would not
have to pay taxes until a trigger kicks in. For example, 95 percent of the Department of Education's output is
useful, or -- in the spirit of compromise -- at least not actively pernicious.
Also, I think we need triggers for taking over our neighbors' houses. If they don't keep up 95 percent of their lawn
-- on the basis of our lawn commission's calculations -- we get to move in. As with Obama's public option trigger,
we (in the role of "government") pay nothing. All expenses with the house would continue to be paid by the
neighbor (playing "taxpayer").
To make our housing "public option" even more analogous to Obama's health care "public option," we'll have surly
government employees bossing around the neighbors after we evict them and a Web site for people to report any
negative comments the neighbors make about us.
Another great trigger idea: We get to pull Keith Olbermann's hair to see if it's a toupee -- but only when triggered
by his laughably claiming to have gone to an Ivy League university, rather than the bovine management school he
actually attended.
(14) National health care will not cover abortions or illegal immigrants.
This appeared in an earlier installment of "Liberal Lies About Health Care," but I keep seeing Democrats like
Howard Dean and Rep. Jan Schakowsky on TV angrily shouting that these are despicable lies -- which, in itself,
constitutes proof that it's all true.
Then why did Democrats vote down amendments that would prohibit coverage for illegals and abortion? (Also,
why is Planned Parenthood collecting petition signatures in Manhattan -- where they think they have no reason to
be sneaky -- in support of national health care?)
On July 30 of this year, a House committee voted against a Republican amendment offered by Rep. Nathan Deal
that would have required health care providers to use the Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements (SAVE)
Program to prevent illegal aliens from receiving government health care services. All Republicans and five
Democrats voted for it, but 29 Democrats voted against it, killing the amendment.
On the same day, the committee voted 30-29 against an amendment offered by Republican Joe Pitts explicitly
stating that government health care would not cover abortions. Zealous abortion supporter Henry Waxman -- a
walking, breathing argument for abortion if ever there was one -- originally voted in favor of the Pitts amendment
because that allowed him, in a sleazy parliamentary trick, to bring the amendment up for reconsideration later.
Which he did -- as soon as he had enough Democrats in the hearing room to safely reject it.
If any liberal sincerely believes that national health care will not cover illegals and abortion, how do they explain
the Democrats frantically opposing amendments that would make this explicit?
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(15) Democrats lost Congress in 1994 because President Clinton failed to pass national health care.
I'm not sure if this is another example of the left's wishful-thinking method of analysis or if they're seriously trying
to trick the Blue Dog Democrats into believing it. But I gather liberals consider the 1994 argument an important
point because it was on the front page of The New York Times a few weeks ago in place of a story about Van
Jones or ACORN.
According to a news story by Jackie Calmes: "In 1994, Democrats' dysfunction over fulfilling a new president's
campaign promise contributed to the party's loss of its 40-year dominance of Congress."
That's not the way I remember it. The way I remember it, Republicans swept Congress in 1994 not because Clinton
failed to nationalize health care, but because he tried to nationalize health care. HillaryCare failed because most
Americans didn't want it. (For more on this, see "ObamaCare.")
Bill Clinton had run as an old-school, moderate Democrat and then, as soon as he got elected, immediately became
Che Guevara. (What is it with all our black presidents and these bait-and-switch tactics?)
Instead of pursuing "mend it, don't end it" on welfare and no "middle-class tax hike" -- as Clinton promised during
the campaign -- he raised taxes, signed ridiculous gun restrictions into law, enacted "midnight basketball" as the
solution to urban crime, announced that he was putting gays in the military and let Hillary run riot over health care.
But just to check my recollection, I looked up the Times' own coverage of the 1994 congressional races.
Republicans won a landslide election in 1994 based largely on the "Contract With America," which, according to
the Times, promised "tax cuts, more military spending and a balanced-budget amendment." Far from complaining
about Clinton incompetently failing to pass health care, the Times reported that Republicans were "unabashedly
claiming credit for tying Congress up in knots."
These claims were immediately followed by ... oh, what was that word again? Now I remember ...
LANDSLIDE!
It was almost as if the voters agreed with the Republicans in opposing Clinton's risky health care scheme, then
voted accordingly.
The Times' own polling showed that two-thirds of voters believed that "government should be less involved in
solving national problems" -- which doesn't sound to me like voters being huffy with Clinton for failing to stage a
government takeover of one-sixth of the economy.
In a Hail Mary pass just before the election, President Clinton pulled Hillary off the health care beat. CNN's
repository of liberal cliches, Bill Schneider, reported that Clinton was trying to calm voters by "removing the most
visible symbol of the liberal tilt of the last two years, which is the first lady."
And what a morale boost for the Democrats that must have been! Kind of like firing the manager of a losing
baseball team in the last week of the season.
Too late. Shouldn't have tried to socialize health care.
(16) America's relatively low life expectancy compared to countries with socialist health care proves welfare-state
health care is better.
The life expectancy argument is so stupid even The New York Times hasn't made it -- except in news stories
quoting others or in the ramblings of the Times' more gullible op-ed columnists. You mostly hear the life
expectancy argument from Hollywood actresses and profoundly dumb Democrats, such as Sen. Ben Cardin of
Maryland.
Trying to evaluate the quality of a nation's health care by looking at life expectancy is like trying to estimate the
birthrate by counting the number of flowers bought on Valentine's Day. (Or estimating future pregnancies of
women with low self-esteem by adding up the total number of U.S. cities on a Bobby Brown tour and then
multiplying by 2.)
There are a lot of ways to get to a pregnancy besides flowers or a Bobby Brown tour, and a lot of ways to die
without ever setting foot in a doctor's office.
For example, more Americans are murdered with guns than in any other industrialized country. (And it would be
even more without concealed-carry laws! See John Lott, "More Guns, Less Crime.") According to a 1997 report by
the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the homicide rate with firearms alone was 16 times higher in the
U.S. than in 25 other industrialized countries combined.

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That will tend to reduce the U.S.'s "life expectancy" numbers, while telling us absolutely nothing about the
country's medical care. (I promise that if you make it to a hospital alive, you are more likely to survive a gunshot
wound in the U.S. than any place else in the world.)
It's comparing apples and oranges to talk about life expectancy as if it tracks with a country's health care system.
What matters is the survival rate from the same starting line, to wit, the same medical condition. Not surprisingly,
in the apples-to-apples comparisons, the U.S. medical system crushes the welfare-state countries.
(17) America's low ranking on international comparisons of infant mortality proves other countries' socialist health
care systems are better than ours.
America has had a comparatively high infant mortality rate since we've been measuring these things, going back to
at least the '20s. This was the case long before European countries adopted their cradle-to-grave welfare schemes
and all while the U.S. was the wealthiest country on Earth.
One factor contributing to the U.S.'s infant mortality rate is that blacks have intractably high infant mortality rates
-- irrespective of age, education, socioeconomic status and so on. No one knows why.
Neither medical care nor discrimination can explain it: Hispanics in the U.S. have lower infant mortality rates than
either blacks or whites. Give Switzerland or Japan our ethnically diverse population and see how they stack up on
infant mortality rates.
Even with a higher-risk population, the alleged differences in infant mortality are negligible. We're talking about 7
infant deaths per 1,000 live births in the U.S. compared to 5 deaths per 1,000 for Britain and Canada. This is a
rounding error -- perhaps literally when you consider that the U.S. tabulates every birth, even in poor, small and
remote areas, while other countries are not always so meticulous.
But the international comparisons in "infant mortality" rates aren't comparing the same thing, anyway. We also
count every baby who shows any sign of life, irrespective of size or weight at birth.
By contrast, in much of Europe, babies born before 26 weeks' 
gestation are not considered "live births." Switzerland only counts babies who are at least 30 centimeters long (11.8
inches) as being born alive. In Canada, Austria and Germany, only babies weighing at least a pound are considered
live births.
And of course, in Milan it's not considered living if the baby isn't born within driving distance of the Côte d'Azur.
By excluding the little guys, these countries have simply redefined about one-third of what we call "infant deaths"
in America as "miscarriages."
Moreover, many industrialized nations, such as France, Hong Kong and Japan -- the infant mortality champion --
don't count infant deaths that occur in the 24 hours after birth. Almost half of infant deaths in the U.S. occur in the
first day.
Also contributing to the higher mortality rate of U.S. newborns: Peter Singer lives here.
But members of Congress, such as Reps. Dennis Kucinich, Jim Moran and John Olver, have all cited the U.S.'s
relatively poor ranking in infant mortality among developed nations as proof that our medical care sucks. This is
despite the fact that in many countries a baby born the size of Dennis Kucinich would not be considered a live
birth.
Apart from the fact that we count -- and try to save -- all our babies, infant mortality is among the worst measures
of a nation's medical care because so much of it is tied to lifestyle choices, such as the choice to have children out
of wedlock, as teenagers or while addicted to crack.
The main causes of infant mortality -- aside from major birth defects -- are prematurity and low birth-weight. And
the main causes of low birth-weight are: smoking, illegitimacy and teenage births. Americans lead most of the
developed world in all three categories. Oh, and thank you for that, Britney Spears.
Although we have a lot more low birth-weight and premature babies for both demographic and lifestyle reasons, at-
risk newborns are more likely to survive in America than anywhere else in the world. Japan, Norway and the other
countries with better infant mortality rates would see them go through the roof if they had to deal with the same
pregnancies that American doctors do.
As Nicholas Eberstadt demonstrates in his book "The Tyranny of Numbers: Mismeasurement and Misrule,"
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weight babies, another third of their babies would survive, making it even harder for an American kid to get into
MIT.
But I think it's terrific that liberals are finally willing to start looking at outcomes to judge a system. I say we start
right away with the public schools!
In international comparisons, American 12th-graders rank in the 14th percentile in math and the 29th percentile in
science. The U.S. outperformed only Cyprus and South Africa in general math and science knowledge. Worse,
Asian countries didn't participate in the last 12th-grade assessment tests.
Imagine how much worse our public schools would look -- assuming that were possible -- if we allowed other
countries to exclude one-half of their worst performers!
That's exactly what liberals are doing when they tout America's rotten infant mortality rate compared to other
countries. They look for any category that makes our medical care look worse than the rest of the world -- and then
neglect to tell us that the rest of the world counts our premature and low birth-weight babies as "miscarriages."
As long as American liberals are going to keep announcing that they're embarrassed for their country, how about
being embarrassed by our public schools or by our ridiculous trial lawyer culture that other countries find
laughable?
Don't be discouraged, liberals -- when it comes to utterly frivolous lawsuits against obstetricians presented to
illiterate jurors so that John and Elizabeth Edwards can live in an 80-room house, we're still No. 1!