Who travelled far faster than light. The man who invented the sprocket, She set out one day Went on to develop the socket. In a relative way Then one afternoon And returned on the previous night He went to the moon, Thats right, hed invented the rocket. The order of nature, quoth he is wondrously brought home to me The chief stewardess of a Boeing When I think of my clock When asked where the aircraft was going, With each tick and each tock Said, our navigator 1 Is joining us later Goes 2 (two pi times the root of one Until then we have no way of knowing. g over g) There was an old spinster of Fife Who had never been kissed in her life. There was an old maid of Pitlochry Along came a cat Whose morals were truly a mockery, And she said, Ill kiss that, For under her bed But the cat meowed, Not on your life! Was a lover instead Of the usual porcelain crockery. While the Prof. wrote a Latin declension His pupils did things one cant mention. There was an old man of Nepal, Like shouting and shoving From his horse had a terrible fall. Each other and showing But, though split quite in two, A singular lack of attention. With some very strong glue They mended that man of Nepal. There was a young driver named Jake Who made the made the most stupid mistake. There was a young lady whose eyes He drove through the wall Were unique as to colour and size. And into the hall When she opened them wide When he mixed up the gas and the brake. People all turned aside and started away in surprise. There was young maid who said, Why Cant I look in my ear with my eye? There was a young person whose history If I gave my mind to it Was always considered a mystery. Im sure I can do it, She sat in a ditch, You never can tell till you try. Although no one knew which And composed a small treatise on history. A hot-tempered girl of Caracas Was wed to a samba-mad jackass, The smile on the famed Mona Lisa When he started to cheat her Has long been a bit of a teaser. With a dark seorita Perhaps Leonardo She kicked him right in the maracas. In a fit of bravado Made as if he were going to squeeze her. The bashful young bachelor Cleary Of girls was exceedingly leary. You will find by the banks of the Nile Then a lady named Lou The haunts of the great crocodile. Showed him how and with who He will welcome you in He could render his evenings more cheery. With an innocent grin Which gives way to a satisfied smile.