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12 OCT 2016

Say "Hello" if you our universe is believed to have come are not linked.
to be. 3. Or perhaps multiple universes
meet yourself. Advertisement can follow the theory of quantum me-
Arguing for a multiverse chanics (how subatomic particles be-
Scientist from Around 13.7 billion years ago, have), as part of the "daughter uni-
simply speaking, everything we know verse" theory. If you follow the laws
Griffith University of in the cosmos was an infinitesimal of
warns the world singularity. Then, according to the-
Big Bang theory, some unknown trig-
says " On 13th ger caused it to expand and inflate in
three-dimensional space. As the im-
Nov 2016 roughly mense energy of this initial expansion
cooled, light began to shine through.
between 8pm to Eventually, the small particles began
Reuters
to form into the larger pieces of mat-
11pm two parallel ter we know today, such as galaxies, International
stars and planets.
universes have One big question with this the- Moose Count
high chances of ory is: are we the only universe out
there. With our current technology, Underway
coming in the we are limited to observations within
By BOB OBOBSTON
this universe because the universe is
same timeline." curved and we are inside the fishbowl,
unable to see the outside of it (if there
By BRIAN GREENE is an outside.) The UN-sponsored International
There are at least five theories Moose Census got off to a flying
why a multiverse is possible, as a 2012 start today with hopes for an increase
Is our universe unique? From sci- Space.com article explained in the worldwide moose population
ence fiction to science fact, there is a 1. We dont know what the shape compared to last years disapointing
proposal out there that suggests that of space-time is exactly. One promi- figures. Among the traditional early
there could be other universes besides nent theory is that it is flat and goes reporters were Egypt, returning fig-
our own, where all the choices you on forever. This would present the ures of six moose, a twenty percent
made in this life played out in alter- possibility of many universes being increase on 2011s figures of five, and
nate realities. So, instead of turn- out there. But with that topic in Uruguay whose moose population re-
ing down that job offer that took mind, its possible that universes can mains stable at eleven.
you from the United States to China, start repeating themselves. Thats According to Robbie McRobson,
the alternate universe would show the because particles can only be put to- head of the UN Moose Preserva-
outcome if you decided to venture to gether in so many ways. More about tion Council, worldwide moose num-
Asia instead. that in a moment. bers are expected to grow markedly
The idea is pervasive in comic 2. Another theory for multi- on last year due to the traditional
books and movies. For example, in ple universes comes from "eternal moose strongholds of Canada and the
the 2009 "Star Trek" reboot, the inflation." Based on research from United States, with the larger de-
premise is that the Kirk and Spock Tufts University cosmologist Alexan- veloping moose ecologies also poised
portrayed by Chris Pine and Zachary der Vilenkin, when looking at space- to make gains. The largest percent-
Quinto are in an alternate timeline time as a whole, some areas of space agege increase in moose will likely
apart from the William Shatner and stop inflating like the Big Bang in- come from China, says McRobson,
Leonard Nimoy versions of the char- flated our own universe. Others, how- The Chinese government has invested
acters. ever, will keep getting larger. So if we heavily in moose infrastructure over
The concept is known as a picture our own universe as a bubble, the past decade, and their committ-
"parallel universe," and is a facet of it is sitting in a network of bubble ment to macrofauna is beginning to
the astronomical theory of the mul- universes of space. Whats interest- pay dividends. Since 2004 China has
tiverse. There actually is quite a bit ing about this theory is the other uni- expanded moose pasture from 1.5%
of evidence out there for a multiverse. verses could have very different laws of arable land to nearly 3.648% and
First, it is useful to understand how of physics than our own, since they moose numbers are expected to rise
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to 60,000 making China a net moose the moon is significantly smaller than she clawed back two rounds to take
exporter for the first time. This is previously believed. This conclusion, the contest into a decider. By this
good news for neighbouring Mongo- which is the conclusion of a ten- time Luttis body language indicated
lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose year collaborative project, will have that he already felt overawed by the
inhabitents nonetheless have an insa- profound implications for the moose pretender to his crown, and the new-
tiable desire for the creatures. The in- community as the gravitational field comer took advantage of this to en-
crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is is now known to be of the right gage a mutual headlock which she
anticipated to relieve pressure on the strength to support moose in orbit. held for three hours until the Vat-
relatively strained Russian suppliers, According to John Johnson, head ican man retired from exhaustion.
but increase Mongolias imbalance of of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi- The next seven matches were barely
trade with its larger neighbour. ment the first delivery of moose into a contest as the news of Johnsons
Historically the only competitor low moon orbit could be achieved as supremacy overawed all her oppo-
to China in the far eastern moose early as the third quarter of next year. nents who became too indimidated to
markets has been Singapore but the The technology to nurture moose in fight properly.
tiny island nation is set to report a space is available now, he said, all Nigerian Tommy Thompson is
net loss, expecting a decrease of more that is needed is political will. also a relative newcomer to the
than five percent on last years 50,000 wrestling scene, but with his 210lb
moose counted. The head of Singa- Granny wins frame he was expected to fare well
pores Agency for Agriculture, Jing- against Johnson who weighs in at
Feng Lau, explained to an incredu- World Wrestling only 90lb. However Johnsons lithe
lous Singaporean parliament yester- and slender, some would say scrawny,
day that bad weather had contributed Championship figure belies her agility and strength
to this seasons poor showing, most which she demonstrated by holding
notably when a cargo of 150 moose By ROY MCROYSTON Thompson above her head several
were swept out into the Indian ocean times during the bout and throwing
in a monsoon. him into the crowd once. With the
Yet again the global demand for Records were smashed in scores tied at 2-2 time ran out and the
moose will be met largely by the Nicaraguas World Wrestling Cham- contest went to a panel of judges to be
US and Canada. The recession-hit pionship last night as 78-year-old assessed. They awarded Thompson a
States is taking comfort in its moose Maud Johnson, grandmother of five, C grade whilst Johnson received an
growth figures with gross production became the first woman for fifty-six A, becoming the first grandmother to
expected to break 700,000 and net ex- years, and the oldest competitor ever, ever win the title.
ports to grow by 2%. The worldwide to claim the gold medal. She walked The new champion explained her
dominance of Canada shows no signs away with her million dollar share of success as the result of a strict train-
of abating though with this years the prize money, runner up Tommy ing regimen instituted by her coach
moose population expected to match Thompson from Nigeria taking half a and grandson five-year-old Sammy
last years record figures of one hun- million, and third place New Zealan- Johnson. "Ive been drinking ten
dred million billion. der John Smith receiving a warm raw eggs for breakfast every morning,
Europes rise as an international handshake from the umpire. sprinting fifty miles a day and carry-
moose power will slow slightly this Having started the tournament a ing my daughters car to the end of
year as a response to the European rank outsider she began to impress the road and back whenever I felt my
Unions move towards standardising in her second match when she took arthritis was OK" she said. Sammy
the European moose. Stringent qual- US number three Ron Ronson by sur- added "I always knew she could do
ity controls are holding back the de- prise and subdued him in twenty sec- it. Shes my grandma.". The young-
velopment of the eastern european onds with her unique move that has ster is also her manager and has re-
populations compared to last year been dubbed "Mauds Death Grip". portedly arranged sponsorship deals
when they contributed significantly The injection of a new wrestling style which will dwarf her one million dol-
to europes strong growth figures. into the tournament was welcomed lar prize fund. Her new contract with
Norway, which is not an EU member by spectators and Johnsons pre- and headband designer Nike alone is set
but has observer status, strengthed post-match breakdances have proved to earn her fourteen billion dollars
in numbers relative to the Euro area entertaining to fans. However, she over the next year. She will also be
with numbers of Norweigian moose, was still not expected to win in promoting Tupperware, Halliburton,
known locally as elk expected to rise round three last Wednesday, facing the Republic of Macedonia, and Gala
for the tenth consecutive year, partic- off against title-holder Paulo "Spine- Bingo. Her continued participation in
ularly thanks to a strong showing in Snapper" Lutti, of Vatican City. Un- the sport is not assured as she wants
the last quarter. derdog Johnson was soon showing her to spend more time on her bungee-
As moose season reaches its close, worth with stamina and agility easily jumping business, and knitting. Ev-
researchers world wide are turning to matching last years winner. Luttis eryone here at the World Champi-
science in an attempt to boost next experience paid off initially as he took onships, however, hopes for her re-
years figures. NASA stunned the the first two rounds, but as John- turn.
scientific community today with the son became more confident her su-
announcment of their discovery that perior strength came to the fore and

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