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OBJETIVO GENERAL:
OBJETIVOS PARTICULARES:
---Poner en contacto al estudiante con el idioma Ingls.
METAS:
Que el alumno:
1. Simple present
2. Reading (dialogue) Lesson thirty two
3. Simple past
4. The race
5. Past tense to-be (was-were)
6. A detective talks to Mr. and Mrs. Jacakson
7. Past continuous progressive
8. Present perfect
9. The first heart transplant
10.Can you say the same meaning with differents words
11.Future simple
12.Eversleeping (song)
13.There was, there were
14.Kiss and say good bye (song)
15.Complete every breath you take (song)
16.Sigismund Schlomo Freud
17.To be healthy is responsibility of each one of us
18.The sheriff
19.The sheriff
20. Comparatives and superlatives
21. We should learn how to educate
22.Unit one ship or sheep
23. Idiomatic Expressions
24. Lambert (cartoon)
25. Beauty and the beast
26.Beauty and the beast
27. Here comes the rain (song)
28. Jokes
SIMPLE PRESENT
AFFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE
I work hard day after day. We dont know that woman sitting there.
Jenny wants to talk to you. Mark doesnt make bread.
Every Saturday they go to de movies. We dont have much time to lunch today.
Singular Singular
I learn I
you work you DONT
stay
plural plural
we learn we DONT
you work you
they play they
Noun, noun,
pronoun pronoun
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Lesson thirty two secret agent doble-o-nine talks to his boss.
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SIMPLE PAST
AFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE
Did you arrive on time yesterday? Didnt you tell them to hurry?
When did Paul join you? Why didnt she phone us yesterday?
Why did those people come here Didnt they read the instructions?
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THE RACE
Carmen and Rosita left Comitn at 9 oclock. Roberto left at 11 oclock. Roberto rode very
fast and arrived in Oaxaca on April the 5th. The girls were not there, they were in
Tehuantepec. Their wheel broke and they were very unhappy. (April the 7th.) In Oaxaca,
Roberto visted Monte Alban and saw the ruins. He took many photographs. Roberto arrived
in Queretaro on April 11th. Some friends invited him to a football game.
( April the 16th.)The girls arrived in Tepic but Roberto was not there. He was in Puerto
Vallarta. He went to the beach and swam.(April the 24th.) Roberto was at a party in
Hermosillo with some friends.Im winning the race. (he said) Those girls are very slow.)
The girls were not in Hermosillo. They were in Cd. Obregn. But Roberto was sick for
three days.
He was very unhappy. ( Oh! my stomach. ) He left Hermosillo on April 27th.
( April the 28th.)The girls arrived in Nogales at 2 oclock. Roberto was not there! He
arrived at 2.30. The girls said. It was a good race.
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INTERROGATIVE
Was.I, he, she, it ? Were..you, they, we ?
A DETECTIVE TALKS TO MR. AND MRS. JACKSON ABOUT A PICTURE THAT IS BEEN STOLEN
FROM THEIR HOUSE
MR. J. : I cant understand it. It was here yesterday. MR. J. : Yes, I was, thats right.
Yes, it was here yesterday. DETECTIVE: And you Mrs. J. you were in the
DETECTIVE: Yesterday, uhm at what time? kitchen.
MR. J : Well yesterday evening it was defenitly MRS. J. : Yes, I was, thats right.
here at nine oclock. DETECTIVE: This window was open, and this
MRS. J : At nine oclock. was open.
DETECTIVE : I see, and where were you after 9 oclock? MRS. J. : Yes.
MR. J. : Well I was in bed. DETECTIVE: So the two windows were open
MRS. J. : Yes, he was in bed. MR. J. : Yes, they were, they were yes.
MR. J. : I was very tired. DETECTIVE: So lets see the windows are
MRS. J. : Yes, he was very tired. very small, was the picture
MR. J. : Ethel, Im answering the questions. heavy ?
MRS. J. : Oh, sorry !
DETECTIVE : Well, you were in bed Mr. Jackson ? MR. J. Yes, it was, it was yes.
MR. J. : Yes, I was. DETECTIVE : The picture was heavy, fine.
MRS. J. : Yes, he was. Oh sorry! Thank you sir, madam.
DETECTIVE : And you Mrs. Jackson, were you in bed ? MR. J. : Thank you, can you..... ?
MRS. J. : No, I wasnt. I was in the kitchen. DETECTIVE: Dont worry, we want a
DETECTIVE : I see in the kitchen, and the picture, very small, very strong man
where was it exactly? carrying a picture thats
MR. J. : It was here in this room. fine.
MRS. J. : Yes, it was here in this room MR. J. : Oh, thank you, what a nice
MR. J. : Ethel. It was on this wall. policeman,
MRS. J. : Yes, it was.... oh, sorry ! MRS. J. : A nice policeman.
DETECTIVE : I see... on the wall. And this window was MR. J. : Ethel.
it open ?
MR. J. : No.
DETECTIVE : And this one ?
MR. J. : No, the windows were closed.
DETECTIVE : The windows were closed
MR. J. : Yes, we always close he windows.
MRS. J. : But the windows.
MR. J. : Ethel. Im answering the questions,
but the windows...
MRS.J. : But Albert the windows...
MR. J. : Ethel, Im answering the questions. Yes, yes,
the windows were closed.
Well, they were closed, werent they ?
MRS. J. : No, Albert, they were open.
MR. J. : Oh, no!
DETECTIVE : The windows were open, so lets see the picture
was here yesterday at nine oclock
MR. J. : Yes, it was.
DETECTIVE : It was in this room.
MRS. J. : Yes.
DETECTIVE : And it was on this wall.
MR. J. : Yes, it was, thats right.
DETECTIVE : Mr. Jackson you were in bed. 6
AFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE
Were you falling asleep dad? Wasnt he writing when you walked in?
Was Manuel running when he fell? Werent you trying to run away when I
Was I expecting too much from you? caught you ?
Wasnt it raining last night ?
LISTEN THE DIALOGUE
A. Good evening, Sir. Im Inspector White.
B. Good evening Inspector. Come in Can I help you ?
A : Yes, there was a bank robbery on this street last night.
B : At what time did it happen ?
A : At about 10 o clock. What were you doing at 10 oclock last night?
B : I ....um.... I was playing squash with a friend.
A : And what was your wife doing ?
B : She was washing the dishes.
A : Thank you very much. Good night.
B : Oh, dear !
CHOOSE THE RIGHT ANSWER
a)What were you doing a minute ago? 1.He was fixing the car.
2.I was fixing the car.
b)Were you at home when I arrived there 3.No, I wasnt, I was at Marks place.
last night? 4.No, she wasnt she was at Marks place.
c)Why were you calling me before last 5.Because I was needing your help.
night? 6.Because he was needing his help.
d)When are you planning to work? 7.When he finish his carrer.
8.When I finish my carrer.
e)How long were you waiting for me ? 9.I was waiting for you for more than two
hours.
10.She was waiting for you for more than
two hours.
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PRESENT PERFECT TENSE
AFFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE
I have done my best. (Ive done my best) you havent t completed the exercise
He has worked a lot. (Hes worked a lot) yet.
Im sure theyve finished by now. She hasnt filled out the whole form.
contractions
Ive, youve, theyve, weve Hes, shes, its.
have I done my best ? (Ive done my best) havent you completed the exercise
has he worked a lot? (Hes worked a lot) yet ?
have they finished by now ? hasnt she filled out the whole
form ?
CHOOSE THE RIGHT ANSWER
a)Have you done your homework ? 1.No, you havent.
2.No I havent.
b)Who has seen my glasses ? 3.I have.
4.You havent.
c)Where have you been, Ive been 5.Ive been at home.
looking for you ? 6.Shes been at home.
d)How long have you studied in this 7.For all my life.
school ? 8. For almost two years.
e)Why havent you told me that ? 9.Because I have told you that before.
10.Because you have told me that
before.
f)Are you hungry, have you 11.I ate an hour ago.
eaten ? 12.They ate an hour ago.
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Can you say the same meaning with different words
1. It was a difficult operation but the patient got better and left the hospital.
3. In 1500 there was already one drug in Mxico to help people to cure their heart.
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FUTURE SIMPLE
AFFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE
will Will not=wont
I, he, she, we, you, they..will I, you, he, she, they,wewill not
Contractions; Ill, he,ll, she,ll, youll, or wont
theyll
examples
Ill be among the first ones to arrive. I wont see you before next week.
Cathy will bring her book back The teacher wont answer the question
tomorrow. today.
youll get your money next Monday.
INTERROGATIVE NEGATIVE INTERROGATIVE
will you see him tomorrow ? wont you see him tomorrow ?
will he answer the question later ? wont he answer the question later ?
will they take us to the airport ? wont they take us to the airport
Important vocabulary: next week, tomorrow, next year, after tomorrow.
Will+ verbI will come=vendr. I wont see you= no te vere.
She will understand=ella entendera. We will not arrive on time=no
llegaremos a tiempo.
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THERE WAS...hubo THERE WERE...hubieron WERE THERE?
THERE WASNT...no hubo THERE WERENT...no hubieron WAS THERE ?
In 1965 there was a big power-cut in New York City. All the lights went out and all the
electric machines stopped. Some people were at home. They lit candles or went to bed.
They were not very angry. But some people were riding in elevators in high buildings.
Suddenly the elevators stopped and the lights went out. These people were very frightened
and very angry. They stayed in the elevators for a long time. Other people were driving
their cars. Suddenly the lights went out. There werent any stoplights and some people
crashed. Other people were working in newspaper offices. Suddenly the machines
stopped. They waited but the machines did not start again. Then they went home. Some
people were riding in the New York subway. Suddenly the trains stopped. The people got
out and walked to the next station.
It was an interestiong night in New York City.
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TRANSLATE
KISS AND SAY GOOD BYE
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Sigismund Schlomo Freud
1. Was born into an Ashkenazi Jewish family in Freiberg (Pribor). Moravia, in the
2.Austrian Empire ( now belonging to the Czech Republic). In 1877 at the age of 21, he
3.abreviated his given name to Sigmund . Althought he was the first-born of three
4.brothers and five sisters among his mothers children. Sigmund had older half-brothers
5. from his fathers previous marriage. His family had limited finances and lived in a
6.crowded apartment, but his parents made every effort to foster his intellect ( often
7.favoring Sigmund over his siblings), which was apparent from an early age. Sigmund
8.was ranked first in his class in six of eight years of schooling. He went on to attend the
3. His parents didnt make any effort to foster his intellect. __________ __________
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TO BE HEALTHY IS RESPONSABITY OF EACH ONE OF US
Did you know that ninety porcent of the deseases are because we are having the wrong
feeding, we eat too much sugar, salt and grease, in fact most of what we eat is toxic but we
can have a better feeding if we eat more fruits and vegetables (fruits and vegetables is the
only food which is not toxic.), when we eat more fruits and vegetables we are receaving
the vitamins and fiber, for example we most eat a banana day in other to prevent paralisis,
all the yellow fruits will help us in other not to catch a cold, from the green vegetables we
can get calcium, also we can find calcium drinking milk, but this only when we are kids,
because when we are adults we need the calcium from vegetables, also we need protein,
we can get it from the meat and from all the products from animals, but its much better to
get it from vegetables like soy, musrooms and quelites,to prevent cancer we can have
avocato, carrots, chili jalapeo, grapes, musroosms, oranges, lemons, red wine, soy
products, green tea, tomatoes, etc.
Salmon, olive oil, nuts, berries, spinachs, soy, will help you to prevent heart attacks.
To protect your kidney you must eat; plums, grapes, morron, arandanos. To improve your
memory you must eat: brocoly, almonds, cauliflower, apples, cabbage, lettece, nuts, ginger.
To destroy pebbles in your kidney, stomach, intestins, etc. you can drink pinaple juice.
Also is necessary to exercise your body at least 30 minutes a day in order to burn all the
toxics. Now you now how to prevent deseases if you dont do it its because youre
stuborn, but its necessary to do it in oder to have a better life. Only 4% are deseases from
transmition, and the rest are inherited by the parents, but it happens because they had a
bad feeding. Drinking coke, alcohol and smoking will give you pebles, cancer, diabetis,
tumors, etc. Peaches and green chily have vitamins for your skin.
CHOOSE THE RIGHT ANSWER
a)If you want to protect your kidney you 1. Garbage food.
must eat.. 2. Plums, morron, arandanos
b)To prevent paralisis you must eat. 3. bananas
4. pineaples
c)If you want to destroy pebbles in your 5. coke
intestins, kidney, stomach, etc, you must 6. pineple juices
drink.
d)To prevent heart attacks you must eat 7.garbage food
8. salmon, olive oil, nuts, berries, spinachs
e) what do we need to eat if we want to 9.avocato, carrots, chili jalapeo, grapes,
prevent cancer.? musrooms.
10.hamburger, chips, cakes, cookies
f)Exercising 30 minutes a day will help us 11.to burn toxics and be healthy
to. 12.to get deseases
g)If you want to have a nice skin you have 13.drink coke and smoke a lot
to.. 14.eat peaches and green chily
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THE SHERIFF
PART ONE
1.The year is 1879. This is red river. Red river is a town in Arizona in the United States
2.of America. It is a very small town, it has a bank, a hote a church and small school.
3. all towns in Arizona have a jail. Red river has a jail too. It is in front of the bank.
4. There is a picture on the wall of the jail. The man in the picture is Clint Westwood.
5. He is a bank robber and a killer. This is sheriff Tom Holden. He is the sheriff of
6. Red River. He is with JennyCarson. Jenny is the teacher in the school.-
7. Good morning. Miss Carson. How are you ?.- Fine. Sheriff. How are you ?
8. Im fine ! just fine. Tom smiles. He likes Jenny. And she smiles. She likes him too.
9. Listen ! Oh yes ! that bird in the tree. What a pretty song !Tom whistles the song too.
10.Oh ! you can whistle the song too. Thats very pretty. Sheriff. This is the desert near
11.Red River. Four men and their horses are in the desert. Are we near Red River boy ?
12.-Yes Clint were very near. One of the men is Clint Westwood, one of them is Larry
13.Carson. Larry is very young. He is only seventeen. Clint, Larry and the other two
14.men are on a hill now. They can see Red River from the hill. There is is Red River!
15.I can see it boy. Wheres the bank ? Its down there look ! you see, the bank is in the
16.front of the jail. The Sheriff can see the bank from his office.- Do you know the
17.Sheriff boy ?.- Yes I know him. His names Tom Holden, and hes dangerous.- he
18.isnt dangerous. Not to me boy. I have a plan. You go to the jail and.....Clint is
19.telling the other men his plan now.they are listening.- Thats my plan. Do you
20.understand it.- Its a good plan but. Whats wrong boy ? Dont you understand my
21.plan ? Dont you like it.- I understand it Clint and I like it, but.- Good ! No mistakes
22.I dont like mistakes ! You know that boy.- Yes, clint I know, but. Come on boys !
23.Were going to Red River ! were going to the bank ! They are going to Red River
24.now. Clints men understand his plan. They are going to the bank and Larry is
25.going to the Sheriffs office at the jail. Tom is in his office. He is looking at a
26.picture. It is a picture of Jenny.- What a pretty face ! What a pretty woman ! Jenny
27is in the school, is a very poor school. The children are very poor too. Jenny is
28.thinking.- The children are poor ! Theyve no money, no bookds or pencils ! What
29.can I do ? Hmmmmm, I know ! I can go to the bank, I can get money from the
30.manager !Larry is going to Red River with Clints gang. He is thinking too..- I dont
31.like Clints plan, its dangerous ! but what can I do ?
PART TWO
32.Later, in Red River. Tom is at his desk in the jail. Larry comes in.- Sheriff ! Clint
33Westwoods here ! Hes going to the bank ! What?.- Come with me. In the bank
34..- Can I help you ? Yeah, you can help us. Where is the manager ? And wheres the
35.money ?.- I dont understand.- Do you understand this ? Jenny is in the bank
36.managers office, they are talking.- So you see, I want the money for the school and
37.the children, theyre very poor ! Theyve no books or pens ! no paper or pictures !
38.Do you understand? .- Yes, Jenny I understand , but...-Hands up !.- What ? Tom is
39. at the door of the bank, Larry is behind him.- Stop there Sheriff at the door ! put
40.your hands up !.- What ?.- Are you with Clints gang ? .- Larry takes Toms gun
41.Clint I have the sheriff and his gun !.- Good ! You see boy, my plans are always
42.good. Jenny is in the banks manager office with Clint, but she hears Larrys voice
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43.Larry ?is that your voice ? What are you doing with this gang ? Larry doesnt
44.understand what is his sister doing in the bank ?.- Jenny are you in there ? Tom
45.turns and hits Larry. Larry drops his gun. Tom has Larrys gun now.-Clint come out
46.come with your hands up ! Clint comes but his hands arent up.-Drop your gun,
47.Sheriff ! I have the girl here ! I have my gun in her back. Do you understand ? Clint
48. is a killer, Tom knows that, he drops his gun. Bill ! get the money ! Jeff ! get the
49.horses ! and you, Larry ! stand up ! on you feet, boy ! The two men get the horses
50.and the money.-heres the money, Clint ! the horses are ready ! Were taking the girl
51put her on a horse ! But Larry is on his feet now.-Not my sister ! Dont take my sister
52.Clint looks at Larry he smiles, but it isnt a nice smile.-I dont like mistakes, boy !
53.you know that. and now Sheriff, but Tom jumps behind a table. One of the
54.men runs into the bank.- Clint six men are riding into town. They have guns. Clint !
55.Clint runs out of the bank. He and the two men ride away with Jenny, but in the bank
56.Larry is talking, he is dying.- Sheriff... listen, Larry.- Im dying, I know that, you
57.cant help me, but you can help Jenny. Theyre taking her to the Hendersons ranch..
58The henderson ranch...The Sheriff runs out of the bank.- Charlie, Ted, Harry, come
59.with me ! Were going to the Hendersons ranch !
PART THREE
61.It is evening at the Henderson ranch. Tom and his men are behind some trees. They
62.can see a light in a window of the ranch.- Listen Im going to the window. you men
63.go to the door. Clint and his men are playing cards. Jenny is tied to a chair. Tom
64whistles the birds song.- The Sheriff ! Jenny sees him at the window. Tom points to
65.the lamp on the table in front of her. Jennys feet arent tied. She hits the table with
66.her feet. The lamp falls down. One of the men puts his hand on his gun, but Clint
67.stops him.- You.- Look a fire is starting get water. We can kill the girl later !
68.Clint runs out of the door. His men run out, too, but Tom and his men are waiting.-
69.-Hands up Clint ! Take their guns, Ted. All right Clint !.- Youre going to Red River
70.again, but this time youre going to the jail, not the bank.
PART FOUR
71.It is evening two days later. Tom and Jenny can see the bird in the tree. Whistle the
72.song again Tom I like it ! And I like you Jenny, I ....have a question...Yes, Tom
73.what is it ?Can I see you again ?Can I see you tomorrow?.Of course. Tom, of course.
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COMPARATIVES AND SUPERLATIVE OF ADJECTIVES
the highest, the tallest, the youngest, the cleverest, the prettiest, the ugliest
careful careful
obscure obscure
more probable the most probable
valuable valuable
interesting interesting
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WE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO EDUCATE
1We dont know how to educate, some times we dont know how to educate a
2single pet we let the pet to do whatever it wants, for example step on our
3beds or our furniture, we let our pet to distroy what ever it wants and we
4dont do anything about it, if we are not capable of educating a small animal,
5how are we going to educate our children.Everything begins when a baby is born, when
6he or she begins crying we, feed the baby and we leave him on his bed and we try to
7continue doing our house work, but he continues crying, after we had fed him, we change
8his diaper and we pamper him and we notice that he stops crying when we are embracing
9him, in that moment if we dont let him to continue crying just for noting, what its
10happeing is that he is commanding us, so he is the boss and we are just obeying him, so
11we are going in the wrong direction, he continues growing up, and probably at the age
13between four or five, the father commands him something and the mother ask him to do
14a different command, so the poor child doesnt know to whom he should obey, so he
15is beginning to disobey because it is easier for him, time goes by and one day somebody
16knocks at the door, probably one of our neighbors, or maybe somebody who wants us to
17pay what we have to, but what we do is to tell our child to tell that person that we arent
18at home, so now he is beggining to lie, when we go to the supermarket and our kid wants
19something and we dont have enough money to buy it ( a candy, cookie or a toy) and
20he takes it , probably we didnt notice it, so he has begun to steal, and if he has done it,
21its because we are not very strict , and also because probably he has seen a similar
22example.When he goes to school he complains about a teacher, specialy if that teacher is
23very strict, and instead of giving the reason to the teacher we protect our child. Now,
24think about this bad education at home plus bad education at school, because absenses of
25teachers for whatever reasons or because they didnt have good teachers, so poor
26students, because when they ask for a job, the doors are closed, because they are not well
27prepared, they dont have experience, discipline, besides if they are dishonest, apathics,
28So if they dont get an honest job the only choice they have is to get into the bussines of
29kidnapers, stealers, extorsionists, etc, so think about it and if we want a change we
30have to begging now, we cant wait for a miracle or for an alien to come to solve our
31disaster, so we got into this problem and we have to solve it by ourselves, so think
32about it, for our own good.
CHOOSE THE RIGHT ANSWER
a)Line eight refers to . 1. a pet
2. a baby
b)Lines 17 and 18 are refering to 3. speaking the truth
4. saying a lie
c)Letting a pet to destroy the furniture 5. that we know how to educate
probably meanslines 2 and 3 6. that we dont know how to educate
d)Been apathic, dishonest, inexperienced, 7. a good job
unprepared will get the teenagers into. 8. bussnes of kidnapers, stealers,
extorsionists.
e)Line 31 persuades us to solve our 9. themselves
problems by. 10. ourselves
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UNIT 1 SHEEP ( i ) is a long sound
PRACTICE 1 PRACTICE 2
BEAN...frijol CHEAP Edith, evening, easy, Jean, cheese, see, tea, pea, three,
HEAL...tacn SEAT eating, Peter, meat.
MEALalimento EAT
PEELpelar LEEKporo
SHEEPborrego CHEEKScachetes DIALOGUE (in a restaurant)
Peter: What would you like to eat Edith?
Edith: A meat sandwich Peter.
Peter: Jean would you like a meat sandwich or a cheese sandwich?
Jean : A cheese sandwich please Peter.
Waiter :Good evening
Peter : Good evening, well have one meat sandwich and two cheese sandwiches.
Edithand three teas.
Walter: One meat sandwich two cheese sandwiches and three teas.
INTONATION QUESTIONS WITH o have a falling tune at the end, the part of
words which are in blacker type are louder or stressed .
Would you like coffe or tea ? Would you like veal or beef ? Would you like coffe or
milk or tea ?
UNIT 2 ( I ) ship, first practice the sound ( i ) then open your mouth a little more
( i ) is a long sound, ( I ) is a short sound.
PRACTICE 1 TEST ; tick the words you recognize in the sentences you
sound 1 sound 2 hear.
sheep ship 1. a)sheep ; b)ship
bean bin 2. a)bean ; b)bin
eat it 3. a)cheecks ; b)chicks
seat sit 4. a)cheap ; b)chip
leek lick...lamber 5. a)heel ; b)hill
cheecks chicks...polluelos 6. a)peel ; b)pill
PRACTICE 2 its, isnt, ill, indians, interesting, Tim, film, minutes, beginnings, Mrs
Smith, fifty, sixty.
Dialogue An interesting film
Bill Is Tim in ? stress Numbers
Lyn Is he coming to the pictures ? Listen and repeat
Mrs Smith Tims ill. three thirteen thirty
Bill Here he is ! Hello, Tim. four fourteen forty
Tim Hello, Bill five fifteen fifty
Lyn Are you ill, Tim? six sixteen sixty
Tim Is it an interesting film? seven seventeen seventy
Lyn Its Big Jim and the Indians . eight eighteen eighty
Bill And it begins in six minutes. nine nineteen ninety
Mrs Smith If youre ill Tim...
Tim Quick or well miss the begining of 21
the film.
IDIOMATIC EXPRESSIONS
1. Why is the door open? Im sure I left it closed, frankly I smell a rat
2. Listen ! Why donyou buy a new car, this is really gone to the dogs
3. You told me that Albert was on vacations, but look somebody is taking something
from his house, I think something fishy is going on we better call the police.
4. Then you took the bull by the horns and finally you decided toget the divorce.
5. He wasnt supposed to know about it, but somebody let the cat out of the bag
6. Hi, Ted ! How was the concert last night ? It was for the birds
7. How did you know that Carol was going to get the promotion ? Oh ! I got it
straight from the horses mouth
8. Whats the matter ? has the cat got your tongue
9. Please stop getting in my hair otherwise you will be sorry.
10. Jim doesnt play tennis very well, but hes always shooting off his mouth how
good he is.
11. I know dad. You dont have to jump down my throut
12. You had dinner with the President ! come on your pulling my leg
13. Stop doing plans. lets play it by ear .
14. Do you think that Im going to stick me out my neck after all the problems you
have cost me ?
15. Mary, you always take such a long time to put on you make up, come on shake
your leg
16. I guess Im all thumbs because Im so nervous, no wonder Im getting married
in one hour.
17. Look get off my back I cant go with you right now.
18. Liz had high hopes of marrying Dean. When he ran off with another woman, she
realizad that he was just stringing her along .
19. I heard that poor Jud landed in jail. Yeah, his so called girlfriend sold him down
the river and claimed the reward on him.
20. Say Jill. I thought that John was going to help you to do the dishes tonight. So did I
but he left me high and dry
21. Mike was planning on surprising his wife with a trip to Europe in their aniversary,
but someone spilled the beans
22. He had promised her a promotion in the near future, but she soon discovered that he
was feeding her a line when he passed her and gave the promotion to someone
less capable.
23. Why dont you come over to my place? We can listen to some records and shoot
the breeze
24. Andy did exceptional well in all of the track events, but he bit the dust in the
high jump competition.
25. We better hit the hay now, remember tomorrow we have to get up very early.
26. Okay if you scrach my back Ill scrach yours.
27. Dons father hit the ceiling when he was informed that his son had been
detained by the police for disorderly conduct.
28. He really turned me off because he was eating with his mouth full.
29. She had been refussing all along and finally in desperation she told him to go to
fly a kite Jerry didnt like to be told to go away in such forceful manner.
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LAMBERT THE SHEEPISH LION
1. ONCE UPON A TIME A SPRING TIME AS A MATTER OF FACT A NIGHT TIME A CERTAIN
erase una vez en primavera en verdad en la noche una cierta
2. FLOCK OF SHEEPS HADA A VISITOR FROM OLD MR. STUCK, HERE WE ARE NOW PLEASE
manada de ovejas tuvo una visita del viejo Sr. Stuck. Aqu estamos ahora por favor
3. DONT CROWD EACH OTHER, PICK OUT THE YOUTH THAT YOU LIKE BEST AND SHE WILL
no se amontonen, escojan a la joven que ms les guste y ella
4. BE YOUR MOTHER. COME ON YOU LAZY LITTLE LAMB IS TIME YOU WERE AWAKE, OH
ser su madre. Vamos tu cordero flojo es hora de que estuvieras despierto, oh
5. GOODNESS! THATS NOT A LAMB, THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. LAMBERT ! THATS
Dios ! ese no es un cordero, debe de haber algn errror. Lmbert! ese
6. NOT A LAMB AT ALL LAMBERT IS A LION. SOUTH AFRICA. OH GOODNESS ME ! I HAVE TO
no es un cordero para nada. Lambert es un Len. Sud frica. Oh Dios! tengo que
7. DO SOME FLY. COME LAMBERT, BEG YOUR PARDON, SORRY...MRS SHEEP, IM AFRAID
volar algo. Ven Lambert, perdon, lo siento....seora cordero, siento que
8. THERE MUST BE A SLIGHT MISTAKE. I TAKE THIS LITTLE AND DROP IT IN THE JUNGLE
debe haber un ligero error. Tomo este pequeo y lo deposito en la jungla
9. OH GOODNESS! HEAVENS TO GET IT, ALL RIGHT LET IT HAVE IT LET IT HAVE IT
Oh Dios ! cielos tenlo correcto, dejemos que lo tenga, que lo tenga
10.EVERYTHING SHE WANTS, FOR HEAVENS SAKE! IM ONLY A DELIVER SERVICE, THATS
todo lo que ella quiera, cielo santo ! yo slo soy un repartidor, eso es
11.ALL. WELLNEXT MORNING WHEN THE SUN ROSE THE SHEEPS ROSE AND ALL THE LITTLE
todo. Bueno la siguiente maana cuando el sol sali, las ovejas se levantaron y todos los pequeos
12. LAMBS WERE BEEN TIDYNG BY THEIR MOTHERS AND LAMBERT THERE, JUST LOOK
corderos fueron aseados por sus madres y Lambert ah, slo mira
13.AT THIS LITTLE GUY, HE JUST CANT HARDLY WAIT TO RUN AND JUMP AND GAMBLE
a este pequeo, el difcilmente puede esperar a correr y brincar y jugar
14.WITH HIS BROTHERS. OH YOURE RIGHT THERES SOMETHING WRONG, THE OTHER
con sus hermanos. Oh rienes razn hay algo equivocado, los otros
15.LAMBS THEY ALL LAUGH AND TEASE HIM WITH A SONG LAMBERT YOU CANT EVEN
corderos todos ellos rean y lo molestaban con una cancin Lambert no puedes ni
16.BARK, YOU CANT EVEN PLEAD, YOUR EARS ARE TOO BIG AND SO ARE YOUR FEET,
mugir, ni puedes rugir, tus orejas son muy grandes y tambin tus pies,
17.LAMBERT YOUR TAIL IS TOO SHORT, AND SO IS YOUR WOOL, THERE ISNT ENOUGHT FOR
Lambert tu cola es muy corta, y tambin es tu cuero, no hay suficiente para
18.ONE THAT FOOT. LAMBERT THE SHEEPISH LYON, LAMBERT IS ALWAYS TRYING TO BE
que un pie. Lambert el len obeja, Lambert esta siempre tratando de ser
19.WILD AND MOODISH. SHE....LAMBERT THE SHEEPISH LYON TRY TO HIT THEM LIKE A
salvaje y cambiante. Ella....Lambert el len oveja trata de golpear como una
20.DOZEN LAMBS ALONE, BUT THE OTHER LAMBS ARE GETTING AROUND TO WATCH YOUR
docena de corderos, pero los otros corderos llegan para observarte
21.BODY OUT. HE WANTED TO BE CARVED IN BUT HE WAS COUNTED OUT. LAMBERT THE
el queria ser tomado en cuenta pero no fue as. Lambert el
22.SHEEPISH LYON. LAMBERT IS ALWAYS TRYING TO BE A WILD AND WOOLY SHEEP.
El len oveja. Lambert esta siempre tratando de ser salvaje y peludo
23.LAMBERT THE SHEEPISH LYON. THE LITTLE LAMBS GOT LAMBERT THOUGH HE WAS
Lambert el len oveja. Los pequeos corderos atrapaban a Lambert porque el era
24.NAIVE AND SHRIECK. HE HAD TO HIDE BEHIND HIS MOTHER TO SAVE HIS LITTLE NECK
inocente y tonto. El tenia que esconderse detras de su madre para salvar su pequeo cuello
25.HE COULDNT BARN,, HE COULDNT BARK AT LAST POOR LAMBERT KNEW HE HATED TO
no poda ladrar, no poda mugir por ultimo pobre Lambert sabia que odiaba
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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
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JOKES
1.A mexican woman was having vacations in 2.There was a bus which was full of politicians
New York, suddenly a tall black man came from differents parties like ; PRI, PAN, PRD,
close to her and told her : baby I wan to have etc. And it had an accident on the road, so the
sex with you, as she didnt understand English police began looking for the survivers, but they
She answered mande the man told her ; not found none of them, close from the bus
accident there was a small town, sot hey went to
ask if they knew about them, and they answered
We bury them. The police was surprised and
on Monday, right now. asked. Were all of them death ?!!!!!
They said. well, some of them said that they
werent death, but you now how they lie those
politicians !
3.A drunk man was with a friend another 4.During the last elections Batman was asking
drunker. they were about to sleep. One of them to Robin.. !
was going to sleep on a pliant bed(litera) and he Batman : Robin who are you going to vote for ?
began praying. He said : Angel of my guard be Robin : Im going to vote for Pea nieto
with me, God be with me, holy spirity be with because he is very hansome.
me, Saint Mary be with me. Suddlenly his bed Batman : Come on ! Pea nieto is just going to
breaks down, and the other drunker tells him : Rob you, he is not going to have sex with you !
That happens for inviting to many people to
your bed.
5. A dummy blonde girl was seated on a seat 6. A donky had just crossed the border to the
which was in first class. One steward went to United States, so it thought I must speak
check her ticket and told her that it wasnt her English now suddenly a Skunk came running
place and that she had to move to her seat, but and crashed towars the donkey and the Skunk
she answered ; sorry but Im not moving from said Im sorry and the donky said Im
here. The steward went away but another one burry
came to her and told her again to go to her seat,
but she answered the same, so a third one came
to her and told her to move to her place, but she
answered the same, so the stewards went to tell
that to the captain, and the captain went to talk
to the blonde girl and told her something on her
ear, inmediatly she got up and she went to her
seat. The stewards were astonished and they
asked the captain what had he told her. He said I
just told her that those seats do not go to New
York.
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