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Yes, he is.
-lt's for you.
-Thank you.
-Baby, l'm still with the Chief.
-No respect.
No, he's really not happy now.
Okay, l got to go. Bye. Thanks, Chief.
in lraq.
-Later, Hag.
-Adis, Dazs.
All right.
Well, let's get this place cleaned up.
-All right.
-Okay, so, you do the floor.
-Hey, baby.
-Don't ''hey, baby'' me.
it's only :.
unaccounted for.
We don't communicate.
Last week.
-Hold on.
-You know why?
We believe
they are the kidnapper's next victims.
-Chief.
-What?
You're on.
Dude, relax.
Look, man.
All we got to do is pick these chicks up...
-All right.
-You didn't put dairy in this, did you?
-No.
-Because you know l'm lactose intolerant.
-Hi, l'm Kevin Copeland. This is--We already gave to the United Negro Fund.
-What's this?
-Baby got to ride in the car seat.
My God. So what?
l sleep with everyone's boyfriend.
-l'm cool.
-Baby's in a wreck!
l can't believe...
l am so fricking pissed.
Scar?
-Well?
-They won't go.
That's cool.
-Bye-bye, Kevin.
-Come on.
-l know, man.
-See? That's probably him right now.
No, we didn't.
Trust me.
They'll be there.
Hey, Josh.
Let's do this.
Yes, sir.
-Whatever.
-Yeah, great. Here. Take Baby.
l go to Dr. Dorfman.
He totally messes up my nose job.
''Dear Mr...
''Royal Hampton.
-''in America.''
-Ladies, is there a problem here?
-Yes.
-No.
There's no problem.
-What a sweetheart.
-Here you are. Enjoy your stay.
Beautiful. God.
My God.
Oh, my God.
-No.
-You gain weight?
-No.
-l know! You just had a birthday.
-Yeah.
-Totally. Total fire sign. l knew it.
There is definitely...
Collagen.
Excuse me.
Where do you think you're going?
To go freshen up.
She won't.
Hey, Mr. V.
They're hot.
-Squeeze me?
-No, you didn't.
A klept-ho-maniac.
What?
liposuction or something.
She's so....
-Ladies.
-Whatever.
-Hors d'oeuvres?
Move, bitch.
You okay?
Love you.
Pardon me.
dress to impress,
and we'll see you there. Have fun.
You're so funny.
Shopping!
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Making a way
Through the crowd
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
C-minus.
feel a nigga
Said what?
Yes, actually.
l need something for my friend.
-Me?
-Yeah, we're girls. That's what we do.
God.
Come on.
-Hello?
-Hi, baby.
-l'm back.
-Who is that?
-lt's so tight.
-Tight?
l'm exhausted.
How's that?
l can't breathe.
ls that better?
-Fourteen.
-What?
-A what?
-A .
Let me go
and see if there's some help out there.
-Okay.
-Dr. Phil!
lt is absolutely fabulous.
lf you don't buy it, l'm buying it for myself.
Turn around.
-What do we do?
We follow them.
But we can't blow our cover.
You messed
with the wrong blonde today, pal.
-Holy Christ.
-Now l'm pissed.
Holy smokes.
Thanks.
later we could--
-$?
-$.
Okay. Do I hear $?
-$.
-That's good.
l see.
-$.
-Sold.
-That's you.
-Me?
$.
$. Do I hear $?
$.
$.
$.
$.
$.
$. Cash!
Fine.
Sold...
l don't want
to go on a date with Buff Daddy.
All right.
Who is it?
-Open up!
-Open.
One second.
You know,
sometimes you sound just like a man.
-All done.
-Really?
in a previous life.
Easy.
-What?
-They got a yeast infection.
-No time.
-Oh, come on!
-Brittany Wilson?
-Yeah, that's me.
Strippers?
Everything is fine.
Just a little case of PMS. That's all.
Skank alert.
My God, girls.
l totally forgot my suntan lotion.
Hey, Russ.
-lnbreds!
-You're a jerk.
Yeah! Sure!
-Sweet!
-Nice!
-Denise Porter.
-Denise. Denise Porter.
Oh, whereabouts?
l kind of want to
get away from all that business and...
You know,
the jet should be here about :...
-Goodbye.
-Take care.
Cheapo.
-Really?
-l don't want to believe Marcus is cheating.
$ dress?
And where did l buy this dress?
The Hamptons!
Yes, l remember.
Thank you.
lt is on.
l don't see
why l got to go out with Mandingo.
She's a reporter.
-You promise?
-l promise?
Hop in.
What the....
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
If I could fall
Into the sky
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
Help me.
Thank you.
Let me have
a bottle of your best champagne.
l was happy
when l bought you at the auction.
Oh, my God!
-l am humbled by your...
-This athlete's foot is just killing me.
-...beautiful nature.
-That smell. That's infection.
Perhaps not.
l'll have the steak, smothered in onions.
Sorry.
They'll think
l'm running some kind of sweatshop.
Who's that?
That's my trainer.
You're so funny.
Voil!
Shit.
That's family.
Hey, cousin.
You know,
l like a woman with a little extra something.
squeeze me.
Back at you!
What happened?
Believe me,
you don't want to know about that.
He embezzled millions
and stashed it in an offshore account.
Man!
-Hello?
-Kev, you got to go.
-What? Now?
-Yeah, now. We're on our way.
-Cottontail!
-l'm coming, nigger!
Find anything?
lt's.... What?
Excuse me.
Come on.
Hold on.
They suck!
Oh, my God!
We won!
l need a drink.
l don't know.
Let it out.
Let it out.
l wonder...
Vandergeld's broke?
No, we won't.
Thank you.
Dance floor.
-What?
-We're on page six.
-No.
-Yeah.
-Wilsons rock!
-We rocked!
-Coming, baby!
l'm on assignment.
ls that a bra?
No, this?
''Freeze, FBl!''
-Check under the bed--What do you mean, ''Check under the bed''?
-l knew it.
-Baby, it's not what you think.
He's a man!
You're sick!
Afternoon, ladies.
Come on.
-Wait a minute!
-Let's go!
-Hey, easy!
-Right this way, girls.
How about....
Save it!
Hello?
Thanks.
Triple T-K-A.
-Copeland!
-Copeland, you dick!
Where?
-That's impossible!
Honey, you're so
barking up the wrong tree right now. Really!
Megan! Don't!
This is unacceptable.
-Can we talk?
-Of course.
Excuse me?
Honey...
-Bastard.
-Excuse me.
Asswipe!
Honey.
-Excuse me?
-You're not on the list.
lnvitation, my ass!
They don't know how we do it.
l'm sorry!
-My God!
-l hope she's okay.
l'm ruined.
-Help me.
-l got you.
So brilliant!
Where's Brittany?
Get down!
-My turn.
-Mama?
-No.
-What's wrong?
-Freeze!
-FBl.
FBl! Freeze!
Drop it!
Don't move!
Negro, please!
-Well....
-Get a leg!
lt's me.
-Good work.
-Thanks a lot, Chief.
All right,
l'll see you all in the office tomorrow.
Kevin or Marcus?
l love you.
A wheelchair?
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Backup, Tony.
Hey, girls.
Yes, we were.
But we was only doing our job.
We're so bummed!
So much more!
shopping!