I, Katie,

Daughter of decorated, educated parents,

Raced my brother out of the womb
And prevailed.
I have improved my already impressive skill
In dancing with blade-shoes
On sheets of solid ice.
I have performed many impressive solos
On my brass valved-horn
But most impressive of all,
I have read all of War and Peace
and remembered the thousands
of main characters.
I will soon conquer all of Leo Tolstoys story-pages
And execute impressive essays on them.