Speaking

Work in pairs. Stop your partner after one

minute and answer the short question.
First long turn (photos

and

2):

Student A
Compare the photographs and say
what makes something funny on film.
Student B
Which type of film do you prefer
to watch at the cinema?
Second long turn (photos 3 and 4):

Student B
Compare the photographs and say what is important
when watching live performances.
Student A
What kind oflive show would you like to attend?

Reading
2

You are going to read four'urban myths' - modern-day

stories, usually humorous, which people enjoy telling each
other at parties or at the pub. First, read questions 1-

10.

In which urban myth does someone

need to withdraw money?

have an injured pet?

appear unconcerned?

mistake a person for a criminal?

have urgent treatment?

disobey a request?

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have to make a hard decision?

break the rules?

try to hide something?

receive an apology?

10

Now scan the four texts for the answers, ignoring the
highlighted words. Compare your answers with another
student.

UNIT24

0A woman was looking forward to an important dinner

. party,
where her guests would include her husband's new boss. She
wanted to serve a really special meal. so she bought a whole
salmon which she cooked and prepared beautifully. The _dinner
party s~arted well, and the woman received many compliments
about the starters she served. At a suitable moment, she went
out to get the fish from the kitchen. where she found a rather_
horrifying sight: her cat was sitting on the work surface, tucking
into the fish. She shooed the cat away and, in a state of total
panic hastily disguised the damage with some carefully placed
slices. of lemon and cucumber. Then she took the salmon
through, to gasps of admiration. However, when the woman
went to the kitchen to make the coffee. she found her cat
writhing around on the floor in obvious pam. Convmced that
the salmon was to blame, the poor woman went back m to tell_
her guests the truth They all rushed off to hospital to have their
stomachs pumped. The woman had only just returned home
when the doorbell rang. It was the milkman: who explamed that
he was just calling to see if the cat was all nght. It turned out
that he'd dropped a metal milk crate on its head that mommg.

CI) A young man had been out for the evening in central
London and was making for Charing Cross station to
catch his train home, but then decided he would rather
have something to eat first. Checking his pocket, he found
he only had about 5. It was a difficult choice: go home
or get a quarterpounder with all the trimmings. Then he
remembered he had his cash card, so all was well. He
bought himself the burger, which he had already started to
eat when he reached the cashpoint machine. He put in his
card, put the snack down next to the keypad, punched in
his numbers and waited for the cash to come out. Instead,
the screen flashed up : 'Sorry, you have used the wrong
number. Do you wish to try again?' A bit nervous, he keyed
in another number. Again the message appeared. He was
convinced that the first number was right, so he keyed
it in carefully. No sooner had he finished than a message
came up, saying his card had been retained. This was not
the only thing he lost either. for then the glass shield came
down, locking away his delicious burger.

Which do you think is the funniest of the four urban

myths? Are any of them not funny at all, in your view?
Explain your reasons to another student.

Work out the meaning of the highlighted words in

the text from the surrounding context. Then use
some of them in a-j.

a The walkers sensed movement and suddenly

b
c

[I)
An English couple who were driving around the USA were
spending a few days in New York. They'd had some great
evenings out on the town, including a show on Broadway
and an Italian meal on the Lower East Side. They'd been a bit
anxious at first, having seen all those violent shoot-'em-up
cop shows on Tv, but by the final evening, they were really
enjoying themselves. They drove back to the hotel, parked in
the basement car park, and waited for the lift up to reception.
It was quite dark and rather scary. Suddenly, a huge man with
a Rottweiler loomed out of the shadows. The lift came and
the couple hurried in, followed by the man and his dog. As the
doors closed, the man shouted, 'Get down, lady!' Rather than
put up a fight, the petrified couple tossed all their money at him
and threw themselves on the floor. When the lift arrived, they
scrambled to their feet and ran out in a panic. To their surprise,
when they checked out the next day, the receptionist explained
that a man had already settled their account, and she handed
them an envelope. Inside was all the money they'd given the
'mugger' and a note saying: Tm real sorry about scaring you
yesterday, and I hope paying your bill has made up for your
ordeal. By the way, Lady is the name of my dog.'

f
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a huge bear ................................ out of the trees just

ahead of them.
The hotel ................................ their passports for the
duration of their stay.
Take that ................................ look off your face - it's
me in disguise!
Murray ................................ the ball in the air badly
and decided not to play the serve.
The baby's birth had been difficult and Jane looked
exhausted, so her father ................................ everyone
................................ to allow her to get some rest.
Rob cooked an amazing Sunday lunch of roast
beef and ................................ .
We ................................ the bill between the three of us,
as it was Gregor's birthday.
You can't go to a job interview dressed like that
- you look so ................................ !
Thousands of villagers are thought to be
................................ their homes, fearing the worst after
the second earthquake.
When we moved out of the apartment, we packed
everything into large wooden ................................ ,
which we stored at my parents' place.

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Look at these examples from the four urban myths and then
answer questions a-c below.

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Maxwell owned
hen businessman Robert
he lived above their offices
Back in the 1980s, w
m
the luxurious
t he Daily Mirrornewspaper,
Maxwell who was
in London. One day,
,
. down in the lift. At the
top was commg
.t
penthouse flat at the

1 din a rather scruffy sm

next floor he was joined by_a Y~~ll was furious to find one
who happened to be smoking.
any's no-smoking policy.
oring the comp
of his employees ign
xtinguish his cigarette, but
The lad was promptly told;e~ blowing smoke in Maxwell's
rather than domg so he st ed that he put it out irnrnediately.
face. Maxwell angrily ms~tcarried on puffing. At this, Maxwell
'No way,' said the lad, an
e lad earned a week. On bemg
demanded to know how much th his pocket and handed it to
told 200, he took 400 m cas~~med Maxwell said Tm giving
the lad, who lo~ked totally ~:e fire~~ G~t out of my offices now.'
fl . through the lift doors
You two weeks notice. You
d the lad eemg
1
'Don't worry, mate, sai
. , I work for Telecom anyway .
with his wad of cash, Tm gomg -

But rather than doing so, he started blowing smoke in

Maxwell's face.
2 At the next floor he was joined by a young man in a rather
scruffy suit.
.
3 ... but then decided he would rather have something to
eat first.
4 It was quite dark and rather scary.

a In which example could you use instead of? Wh ich word

apart from rather would you also have to omit?
.
b In which example is rather used to mean prefer? Which
word has to be used as well? What word could be added
to these words to give the opposite meaning?
c In which two examples is rather used in the same way?
What similar word is also used in one of these examples?
Grammar

ANYTHING FOR A LAUGH

Check your ideas by matching examples a-j to these

statements.

1 When a two-part phrasal verb is intransitive (has

The grammar of phrasal verbs

2
A phrasal verb consists of a main verb and a particle

- an adverb or a preposition. You have met many

phrasal verbs throughout this course (pages 186-187
have a list of these). Now it is time to understand
their grammar, which affects word order.
1

Look at these examples from 24.1. Which two contain

intransitive phrasal verbs (verbs which have no
object)?

a A woman was looking forward to an important

dinner party.
b Her cat was tucking into the fish.
c She shooed the cat away.
d It turned out that he'd dropped a metal milk
crate on its head.
e He put the snack down next to the keypad.
f He keyed it in carefully.
g No sooner had he finished than a message came
up.
h Rather than put up a fight, the petrified couple ...
I hope paying your bill has made up for your
ordeal.
Maxwell insisted that he put it out immediately.
2

Examine the word order for the transitive phrasal

verbs in 1. Can the position ofthe object be changed
in any of the examples? If so, give the alternative
word order.

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4

no object), the verb and the particle cannot be

separated by other words.
When a pronoun is used as the object of a two-part
phrasal verb, it always comes before the particle.
When a noun is used as the object of a two-part
phrasal verb containing a preposition, the object
has to come after the preposition.
When a noun is used as the object of a two-part
phrasal verb containing an adverb, it can generally
come before or after the adverb. There are one or
two exceptions, one of which is example ....
In a three-part phrasal verb, the object cannot
come between the two particles.

Complete the sentences using the phrasal verb in

brackets and a suitable noun or pronoun.
EXAMPLE:

My friend .. hM...~.. JJg..11.9....~A..

.l$.:.~.. !11!!,.. at the weekend. (talk into)

a Please ............................................................................... - you've

watched far too much already. (turn off)
b Sooner or later you'll have to tell me the truth, so
let's ............................................................................... , shall we?
(get over with)
c It was getting foggy, but they
............................................................................... in the distance,
which had its lights on. (make out)
d That story ...............................................................................
driving in an open car for life! (put off)
e While we were living in Sweden, we ............................ .
.................................................................... quite well. (pick up)
f If there are any words you don't understand,
........................................................... in a dictionary. (look up)
g I've just ............................................................................... to that
question! (work out)
h You know you really should have
............................................................................... before now - it's
not good owing so much money. (face up to)
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EXAMPLES:

a A woman was looking forward to

an important dinner party.
no change possible

c She shooed the cat away. ,/

She shooed away the cat.

These three-part phrasal verbs with up are frequently used

by exam candidates. Match them with the noun phrases to
check your understanding of them.
catch up on
come up with
keep up with
live up to
put up with
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UNIT24

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his expectations
your bad moods
some sleep
the international news
some good ideas

5 Match the first lines (a-o) and second lines

(1-15) of these jokes. Then take a vote to
decide on the three funniest ones, giving
reasons for your choices.

a What do you call someone who hangs

around with musicians?
b Every time I drink coffee I get a
stabbing pain in my left eye.
c When a man has a birthday, he takes
the day off.
d What's the definition of a modern
artist?
e I ended up as the teacher's pet.
f What's the best way to make the
landlord paint your apartment?
g Did you start out as an actor?
h What's the best way to stay out of the
army?
Why did you wake me up? It's still
dark.
j My brother and I are inseparable.
k What are you doing in my tree, young
lad?
1 A Hollywood couple have finally
worked out their divorce settlement.
m Would you please open up the piano?
n Old pickpockets never die.
o What would you do if you were in my
shoes?
1 One of your apples fell down and I'm
putting it back.
2 No, as a little boy.
3 Clean them up.
4 She couldn't afford a dog.
5 In fact, it takes six people to pull us
apart.
6 I can't - the keys are inside.
7 Well, take the spoon out of the cup.
8 Join the navy.
9 Someone who tosses paint on a
canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and
sells the cloth.
10 A drummer.
11 Well, open your eyes!
12 Now they can get married.
13 Move out.
14 They just steal away.
15 When a woman has one, she takes a
year off.

Read this biography of Jim Carrey. For questions 1-8, think of

the word which best fits each gap. Use only one word in each
gap. There is an example at the beginning (0).

Example: 0 MUCH

Jim Carrey's humour is very (0) ................................ his own brand. It is

often slapstick, sometimes a bit tasteless, but always extremely
funny. Carrey, who was born in Canada in 1962, believes that his
sense of humour developed (1) ................................ his teenage years.
This was his way of dealing with a difficult period in his life, when
his father had lost his job and Carrey junior had to earn money
and study (2) ................................ the same time.
Carrey first performed live when he was 15, at Yuk Yuks, a famous
club in Toronto. Even (3) ................................ he failed to make his
audience laugh on this occasion, he kept working on his material
and within four years became the club's top comedy act. He
moved to Los Angeles to tour the clubs there and later starred
regularly in an American TV show. One of the many characters he
played was Fire Marshall Bill, who always went (4) ............................... .
in smoke! Sadly, this character finally had to (5) ............................... .
dropped because of complaints that his fire act might have a bad
influence on children.
Carrey's first feature film was Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, one of his
(6) ................................ popular films ever. Another early film , The Mask,
was the perfect vehicle (7) ................................ his weird humour. Other
films (8) ................................ then have included Batman Forever, The
Truman Show and Yes Man. His earnings are estimated at around
$20 million per film.

ANYTHING FOR A LAUGH