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By
Nikhil Parekh
Author Biography
Nikhil Parekh , ( born August 27 , 1977 ) , from Ahmedabad ,
India - is a Love Poet and 10 time National Record holder for his
Poetry with the Limca Book of Records India limcabookofrecords.in , which is India's Best Book of Records ,
also Ranked 2nd in the World officially to Guinness Book of
World Records . He is an author of - ' LONGEST BOOK written
by a mortal - COLLECTED POETRY ' , which has a Print Length
of 5254 pages on the Amazon Kindle .
The Poet's style of Poetry / literature is unique and has never
ever been written before or experimented on the mortal planet
by any mortal . Though his Poetry / literature is normal and
natural .
10 National Records held by Parekh with the Limca Book of
Records India are for
CONTENTS
1. I WANTED TO BREATHE, SLEEP, EAT WITH YOUR
NAME
2. TO MAKE HER HAPPY
3. THE MILLION DOLLAR KISS
4. BELOVED
5. WOULD YOU EVER BELIEVE
6. PLEASE DONT MIND
7. IN ORDER TO BREAK THE MONOTONY
8. NOSTALGIA
9. CAN YOU FIND ME
10. WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE WORLD
11. YOU AND I
12. UTTERING HER NAME
13. SOMEWHERE
14. COMPASSIONATELY IN LOVE
15. THE THING
16. IMPRISONED
17. I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF THE RICHEST
18. THE PLATE OF LOVE
19. USE YOUR HEART
20. WE STILL LOVED EACH OTHER
21. WHERE THERE IS LOVE
22. THE THING I FEARED THE MOST
23. THE BISCUIT OF LOVE
24. WHEN I WANDERED THROUGH THE LANE OF LOVE
25. IF I WERE YOUR HEART
26. BREAKING BARRIERS
27. ASK MY LIFE
28. AS IF THE MOST ULTIMATE OF KINGS.
29. WHY DID I LOVE TO PERPETUALLY LOVE.
30. NO NEW DEFINITIONS
In order to annoy her all I had to do; was say that she wasnt
looking extravagant in her new dress,
And then to make her happy was even simpler; as I swirled her
in my arms; hoisting her high in the sky towards the resplendent
stars.
In order to annoy her all I had to do; was look pretty nonchalant
when she arrived home back from shopping,
And then to make her happy was even simpler; as I sprung at
her with surprise gifting her with a shining pearl; which I had
evacuated myself from within the fathomless ocean.
In order to annoy her all I had to do; was asking her whether
titanic was indeed a ship; after she had narrated the entire
story,
And then to make her happy was even simpler; as I honestly told
her that she was the only girl I had loved in my life; she was my
rose of my heart.
In order to annoy her all I had to do; was to call her
indescribable names,
And then to make her happy was even simpler; as I assisted her
in washing the tainted utensils; vigorously scrubbing the fetid
clothes lying in a bedraggled heap.
In order to annoy her all I had to do; was to babble incoherently
every time she felt sleepy at night,
And then to make her happy was even simpler; as I massaged
her dreary feet; sung mystical rhymes to put her back into a
heavenly slumber.
In order to annoy her all I had to do; was refrain to budge an
inch from my bed; with brilliant sunshine circumventing our
room,
And then to make her happy was even simpler; as I carried her
on my back down the volley of stairs; avoiding to travel by the
ostentatious elevator.
In order to annoy her all I had to; was forget our anniversary;
the day we actually bound in threads of holy matrimony,
4. BELOVED
In an ambience of rustic jungle trees; with their branches
dangling incongruously towards the ground,
In a backdrop of colossal mountains; with their summits sailing
handsomely in the clouds,
In a cloistered environment; sequestered partially from the
blazing sun,
In an island of marshy swamps; inundated with a plethora of
languidly drifting logwood; puddles of muddy slush bountifully
dispersed,
Resides the ominous and hideous; serrated skinned alligator.
In an atmosphere of golden dew drops; shimmering vividly under
the moon,
In a conglomerate of satiny puffs of sky; stooping effeminately
down,
In a mesmerizing lake; circumvented from all sides by the steep
valley,
In a stony silence prevailing eternally; with the only sound being
evanescent ripples caused by wading birds,
Resides the redolently pink and supremely voluptuous; fragrant
lotus.
In a camouflage of broken twigs; and incommensurate stalks of
dried grass,
In a compactly hollow space; neatly imprisoned by slender tower
walls,
In a whiplash of heavy wind; incessantly blowing in tenacious
draughts,
Would you ever believe if I called the blazing sun; as a pudgy bar
of delectable chocolate,
Would you ever believe if I called an angular sculptured bone; as
acid bubbling in a swanky bottle,
Would you ever believe if I called a scintillating oyster; as an
inarticulate matchstick coated with lead,
Would you ever believe if I called a cluster of bells jingling from
the ceiling; as a sordid cockroach philandering beside the
lavatory seat,
Would you ever believe if I called a fruit of succulent coconut; as
a dead mans morbid tooth,
Would you ever believe If I called a steaming cup of filter coffee;
as gaudily colored water emanating from the street fountains,
Would you ever believe if I called the majestic statue of a
revered historian; as a slab of tangy peanut butter,
Would you ever believe if I called a vibrant shirt; as a
protuberant pigeon discerningly pecking its beak at grains
scattered on the floor,
Would you ever believe if I called a flocculent bud of cotton; as a
camouflaged lizard transgressing through wild projections of
grass,
Would you ever believe if I called a photograph depicting the
steep gorges; as a gutter inundated with obnoxious sewage,
Would you ever believe if I called a lanky giraffe; as a convict
nefariously lurking through solitary streets of the city,
Would you ever believe if I called a pair of flamboyant
sunglasses; as a weird tattoo to be adhered to the chest,
Would you ever believe if I called a chickens egg; as logs of
sooty charcoal abundantly stashed in the colossal warehouse,
moon.
In order to break the monotony of the nonchalant room; well
embellished with exquisite carpets; and mammoth curtain
shades camouflaging the windowpanes,
What I did was; to install wacky gizmos all around the ambience;
and let sizzling rays of sunshine fumigate the cloistered
interiors.
In order to break the monotony of incessant sheets of glass;
riveted firmly to the silhouette of dressing table,
What I did was; shatter them into multiple fragments using a
sharp stone; then ludicrously laughed at my grotesquely
distorted reflection, which emanated.
In order to break the monotony of the placid river; flowing
languidly from bank to bank,
What I did was; to voraciously move my fishing rod in the water;
thereby producing a flurry of mesmerizing ripples.
In order to break the monotony of work; unrelenting browsing
through scores of office records,
What I did was; to take a brisk walk along the seaside; with the
frothy waves delectably striking my weary eyes.
And in order to break the monotony of my heart; palpitating at
regular speeds all throughout the sweltering day,
What I did was; to marry the girl of my dreams; and then
philander with her in a space rocket; exuberantly making it
throb a hundred beats faster.
8. NOSTALGIA
The fish slithering in the claustrophobic swimming tank; had a
nostalgia for swirling waters of the gargantuan ocean,
The flower sprouting from the cloistered pot; had a nostalgia for
growing in farm soil; with an ambience of wind blowing
tenaciously,
The spider crawling in dingy corners of the dilapidated mansion;
had a nostalgia for traversing through vivacious threads of web;
dangling from trees in the amazon forest,
The crimson beaked bird incarcerated in grilled cage; had a
nostalgia for flapping its wings exuberantly in the sky,
The blistering lava imprisoned at unprecedented depths beneath
the ground; had a nostalgia to fulminate into infinite fountains in
fresh air,
The globules of fat moisture trapped in ominous thunder clouds;
had a nostalgia for cascading down rampantly in the form of
glistening rain,
The biscuits of glittering gold embedded in dilapidated
dungeons; had a nostalgia for; people admiring them in dazzling
rays of the sun,
Can you find me a pellucid mirror; which does not reflect beams
of white light; even after holding it stringently beneath the
scintillating sun,
Can you find me a building; whose foundations do not dither;
even after facing the onslaught of the tumultuous earthquake,
Can you find me a river; which does not rambunctiously flow;
even after plummeting down from the slope of the colossal
mountain,
And can you find me a heart; which does not turbulently throb;
even after witnessing the love of its life; the person it profoundly
believes in.
refraining to shine.
When I thought about the world; lying surreptitiously hidden
within the interiors of the government treasury; boundless
clusters of crisp notes making it onerous for me to breathe,
I contemplated it to be inundated with money; school children
scribbling finishing their assignments on currency sheets;
instead of using plain paper.
When I thought about the world gallivanting through the dense
forests; slithering reptiles transgressing ominously through the
bushes; lethal alligators scrawling up the marshy swamps,
I assumed it to be a place impregnated with savage men; with
rustic cakes of cow-dung adhered to house walls instead of
conventional plaster.
And eventually when I thought about the world incarcerated in
the arms of my beloved; the moistness in her breath virtually
putting me off to sleep,
I imagined it to be an astounding paradise; with a harmonious
synergy existing between the young; the old; and the deprived.
13. SOMEWHERE
Somewhere in the boundless stacks of golden hay; there lies
incorporated an intricately pointed needle,
16. IMPRISONED
I had dirt imprisoned in my nails; which seemed all the more
abashing when I
stood in the limelight; confronting public,
I had scores of dandruff imprisoned in my scalp; prompting me
to inevitably
scratch; although it blended strikingly with my black coat,
I had tumultuous strength imprisoned in my clenched fists;
having stupendous
power to decimate impostors swindling the innocent,
I had eloquence imprisoned in my throat; which made me chant
melodious rhymes
of synchronized music,
I had tenacity imprisoned in my emphatic eyes; which possessed
the prowess to
melt the supremely intransigent,
I had a frivolous smile imprisoned in my luscious lips; which
seemed all the more profound; when I encountered ravishing
beauty,
smile,
I had nostalgic memories imprisoned in my subconscious mind;
as I ruefully
reminisced all those moments when I was young,
And most importantly; superseding all things; I had her love
imprisoned in my
heart; which bestowed upon me the impetus to blissfully live;
fight for justice in this nonchalant world .
The thing I feared the most was the insatiable desire for water;
which kept
overpowering me when I knew there were no resources
available.
When I was sleeping blissfully in the night; with mystical
reveries besieging
my mind,
The thing I feared the most; was rambunctious noise jolting me
wide awake from
my celestial siesta.
When I was chopping the trunk of corrugated tree; utilizing the
full tenacity
of my wrists,
The thing I feared the most; was the blade of my axe acquiring
incongruous
rust; emancipating its sharpness.
When I was swimming through placid waters of the river; with
lavender coated
petals of lotus drifting past my nose,
The thing I feared the most; was turbulent waves pervading the
still waters;
disrupting the synchrony of my swim.
When I was traveling up the monumental edifice in an elevator;
sighting
spacious dwellings now as condensed matchboxes,
The thing I feared the most; was the intricate coil of lift
brusquely
snapping; and the contraption hurling at full speeds towards the
stony
ground.
When I was driving my car at swashbuckling speeds through
picturesque slopes;
feasting my eyes on a backdrop of panoramic waterfalls,
The thing I feared the most; was the twin brakes failing and the
automobile
wildly careening into the treacherous valley.
expurgated my bowels.
When I chewed a biscuit of royal gold; endeavoring to soften it
with the slimy
layer of my saliva,
Horrendous feelings of wasting currency engulfed my mind; and
I immediately
spewed out the biscuit; trying to retain its natural contour and
shine.
When I ate a rotund biscuit of condensed chocolate; replete with
bountiful
fillings of sweet candy,
I felt good in the beginning; but my felicity soon transited into
dismay; when
the blood report indicated that I had astronomically high levels
of sugar.
When I tasted a piquant biscuit of green chili; blended
commensurately with
garlic powder,
I rampantly screamed as if stabbed by a thousand burnt needles;
scampered like
never before to the nearest source of portable water.
When I put a biscuit of almond soap in my mouth; there was
gargantuan froth
produced as a manifestation,
Infinite bubbles elastic in texture now emanated whenever I
opened my mouth;
and there was an insurmountable urge in my persona to
thoroughly cleanse my
tongue.
When I languidly placed a biscuit of frozen snow in my mouth;
the complexion
of my face transformed to a scarlet crimson,
Unfathomable clusters of taste died there itself; and I felt
gruesome shivers
cascading down my spine.
If I were your rotund belly; I would make sure you digested your
food to
meticulous perfection,
Bore a battalion of impeccable children as you desired; without
the tiniest of
anguish and tribulation.
If I were your silken hair; I would make sure that I glistened
ravishingly in
full rays of the sun,
Keep myself bereft of abhorrent dandruff flakes; so that you
never felt the
need to vehemently scratch.
If I were your rosy tongue; I would make sure that you spoke
with a perfect
blend of eloquence,
Sedately swishing inside your mouth; saving you on umpteenth
occasions from
the tyranny of your chiseled teeth.
If I were your conglomerate of bones; I would make sure that
you never felt
dreary; even after marathon hours of work,
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of
defending
your persona your true integrity.
And by magnanimous stroke of fortune If I were your heart; I
would command you
to throb; only when you witnessed me,
Instruct you to love me as uninhibitedly; as much as I fanatically
wanted to
possess you .
When you possessed the most sharp vision in the world; perhaps
an infinite women came to you; solely so that that they could put
their foot into every possible
profitable venture existing; and then exit whenever the odds
were astutely foreseen by you,
When you possessed the most loudly throbbing heart in the
world; perhaps an infinite women came to you; solely assuming
that here was where they could get the
ultimate fructification and friendship of their otherwise;
wantonly infidel lives,
But when you didnt possess any of the above; and if yet there
was just a single woman who came to you on the trajectory of
this fathomlessly bewitching
Universe; then it was solely and solely because she really; truly
and immortally loved you; for what you were in your most
natural form; just as the Almighty
Lord had bountifully sent you .
death,
There were an infinite nefariously indigent nooses; which so
horribly lead you; forever towards the nooses of perpetually
stony and intolerably beheading death,
There were an infinite malevolently diseased curses; which so
despondently lead you; forever towards the curses of
unfathomably blighted and lecherously evaporating death,
And then there was just a single beat of her immortally
throbbing heart; which so miraculously leads you; far away from
the most bludgeoning gorges of death; and forever and ever and
ever towards the heartbeat of Omnipotent life; even after youd
veritably surrendered your physical form and died .
fertility,
Through the lovers eye; even the most irascibly squabbling of
organisms; suddenly seemed to be the most ubiquitously
harmonious harbingers of Omniscient truth and peace,
Through the lovers eye; even the most lecherously demonic
parasites; suddenly seemed to be the most holistically surviving
lanterns and mists of unprecedented joy,
Through the lovers eye; even the most laconically nonchalant
entrenchments of oblivion; suddenly seemed to be the most
vividly boisterous playgrounds
of uninhibitedly iridescent frolic,
Through the lovers eye; even the most satanically plundering of
traitors; suddenly seemed to be the most rhapsodically gyrating
fairies; just descended from the womb of heaven divine,
Through the lovers eye; even the most venomously gory
battlefields of prejudice and lies; suddenly seemed to be the
most blissfully mollifying rainbows of impregnable universal
peace,
Through the lovers eye; even the most lethally unbearable
anecdotes of infidelity; suddenly seemed to be the most amiably
bonding mists of eternally victorious love,
And I just wished and wished and incessantly wished and
prayed; that each one of us living beings who have so
derogatorily become robotically commercial stonepieces these
days; fall in true love this very instant irrespective of our age;
caste; creed; status; color or tribe; and then forever and ever
and ever possess the Immortal Lovers Eye.
The End .