The Awesome 2nd General Elections Presidential Debate BINGO by Louie

Rules:

This Sunday all eyes will be on the town-hall meeting style debate between Clinton and
Trump. Thats ninety minutes glued on talking heads in split-screen. Once again we will be
horrified by the prospect of Americas future. For some, it already means that there is no
future, and well help you get to that future faster by helping you drink yourself to death.
If any of the twenty-five items come up, take a shot of the hardest liquor you can find at
home. Dry? Bleach will do OK.
If you fill out an entire row or entire column (or even the big slash or backslash across the
board), spin on a chair five times really, really fast. Or just twirl in place, sure.
If you have blacked out the BINGO board, celebrate by chugging the rest of the bottle.
Empty already? That spare bottle of bleach surely comes in handy.
BONUS: If you black out 60 minutes in then reward yourself with a bleach-smoothie
infused with your favorite bath bomb flavor.
Please, dont take any of the above seriously. Take this as you would the debate.

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1. Hillary quips about the microphone.

2. Trump calls out Hillary for referring to half the electorate as constituents of a "bag of
deplorables". Trump follows up with how Hillary cannot speak for the working class.
3. Hillary lashes at Trump's brashness and his "insult-driven" campaign.
4. Trump's selling point is what his business background can do for the country, Clinton huffs
as she brings up Trump's 960 million dollar loss in one fiscal year.
5. In Trump's defense he prides himself as a genius for making use of the loss as a way to
avoid having to pay federal taxes in the 15 years since.
6. Hillary points out that just this week New York has asked the Trump Foundation to stop
soliciting contributions.
7. Trump shames Hillary for allowing foreign governments to contribute to the Clinton
Foundation.
8. Hillary and Trump agree on opposing Transpacific Partnership.
9. Trump mentions Ford is moving to Mexico just like what Carrier had just done. "America
has become the skinny kid on the beach getting sand kicked on his face!"

10.Hillary mentions unemployment rate is at lowest since 2011 and dependence on

unemployment benefits is at its forty-year low.
11.
Trump turns red, snorts, interrupts both moderator and Hillary.
12.Hillary declares that Trump supported the Iraq war for the interests of his business.
13.Trump is praiseful of the Republican-majority congress for vetoing Obama's own veto of
the bill allowing 9/11 families to sue the Saudi Arabian government.
14.On the "state-sponsored" hacks, Trump deflects blame from Putin and commends whoever
is responsible for putting out the truth. Trump hopes that all of the Clinton e-mails get
leaked.
15.On the second NSA leak, Hillary does not comment but only emphasizes the need to
advance STEM in order to combat the cyberthreat to national security another argument
to move away from Manufacturing.
16.Trump reiterates how Hillary supports NAFTA and then proceeds to indirectly blame
immigrants.
17.Trump blames Obama for the deadlock in Aleppo ceasefire.
18.Hillary denies Trump as a conservative and instead makes use of "alt right".
19.
Someone in the audience is seen sporting a Gary Johnson t-shirt.
20.Hillary shows support for Paris accords on climate change.
21.Trump showcases features of his tax plan that appeal to the middle class like tax breaks
for parents, more government support for single mothers.
22.Hillary: "The past forty years hasn't seen a general election nominee who decided not to
release their tax statements.
23.Trump lambasts Obama for Obamacare.
24.Hillary mitigates the e-mail scandal as mere "carelessness".
25.Trump chastises Hillary for Benghazi.