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Another light-year has
have to wish for you?
have a great life. May
.
Congrats for traveling
alactic core.
Congrats on completing

passed, it is again your shining momentum. Ohm, watt do I


You seem to have everything. Weight, I think you need to
you have a blast Faraday and for more light-years to come
about 7 billion km through space on the trip around our g
another lap around the sun

I know it has been difficult these years, with all the studies , relationship, f
amilies and all; but we have came this far, 5years hema, (and it means alot to m
e), and so we will be together till end of the time;
U have asked me that, what i will tell my parents about u? Whats so different ab
out u? i will tell that, i have spent that much yers with you, you are next to c
lose as my sister is with me, as we started our relation where my sister was jus
t 7years old, i will tell every good thing about us, that we spend everyday sinc
e then together....
What if i dont feel like celebrating my birthday ? You will feel bad na? Same is
with me..
Hema, You said that we are one, you cant live without me, then why are you not e
xited being with me on this special day? (following applies to me also), that I
came in your life as ur life partner hema, i came to support to all the problems
u have, whats point of having me in your life when u cant enjoy your life and b
irthday with me?
So, Hema, I want your smile and awesome good mood when i meett u in this very sp
ecial day...
And I am really sorryy, I dont have any gifts for you,....
Dear Miss Magnet,
With the cells of love, I last saw you across the field at uniform velocity.Then
my heart started beating at twice its frequency with respect to vision, my angl
es of elevation and depression of sine,cos, tan and other t-angles.You looked so
beautiful that my resistor failed and I could not control myself.Since that day
,I am doing simple harmonic motion with you as the mean position.The south pole
of my heart was attracted towards your north pole.I was recharged by induction w
ith the image of your eyes, forming a real picture of the concave mirror of my h
eart.
But since, Mr. Kelvin, Mr. Kepler and Mr. Newton were with you, the idea of meet
ing you repelled me.It created tensions in the string of my brain and my escape
velocity increased. So I want to meet you without risk using the cushion of an e
lectric fuse.
Please come to wheatstone bridge at the velocity of light.If you do not come, th
e circuits of heart will break.Please come in order not to dismantle me.
My heart will act as instable nucleus and will split into love and life.
With squaring and cube love,
Yours chargefully,
Iron.
Dear Differentiation,
Without you, there is no existence of my functions as they are the basis of our
life. Our love is always a Straight Line. There are no limits of our love and it
is continuous at every point of life. Our love is so strong that no one can dif

ferentiate you and no one can integrate me. Our love is free from Complex Number
s & it is now in a state of Progression and Series. The Probability of getting a
part from each other is Nil between us. Our love story is totally based on Inter
mediate Value Theorem which nobody in this world like FIITJEE, Brilliant, Apex,
Bansal or Arihant can explain. OK Darling, Bye.
Yours mathematically,
Integration
Hi Miss Physics,
How r u? With the blessings of earth s gravitational force, I am living on the ear
th and hope you too. I always want the force of attraction between us to be more
, for that reason we should always be closer to each other because, as Newton s Un
iversal Law of Gravitation states the force of attraction between two masses is
inversely proportional to the square of distance between us ( Fa m1.m2/ d2) or
F=G m1.m2/d2, where G is gravitational constant and its value 6.67 10 Nm2/Kg2.
My inertia of love is always greater than inertia of hate for you. So I am comin
g to meet you with a uniform velocity, where acceleration is 0(zero), in 5 hours
. Now you can calculate the distance between you and me by yourself.
In voltammeter, you ll be always in cathode and I will always in anode so that my
love will be electroplated on you by the process of love plating. This time plea
se hump the voltage of your beauty because I have already lost the resistance of
5 last times when I met you and got 100 amps. Current.
I always want to keep you in between focal point and optical center so that magn
ified; virtual image of yours is formed. But due to total internal reflection, y
ou are always far from me like mirage.
I am sending you this message through ultra sound with a frequency of about 30 K
Hz. Please respond to it as fast as possible, like acid base reaction where you
may use a sweet kiss as catalyst.
Last but not the least, please always be in the South Pole and I will be in the
NorthPole so that there is always attraction between us with no sign of repulsio
n. And our meeting point will be as usual, neutral point.
Urs truly
Mr. Physics

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