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4) "There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without selfinterests. This is a bitter truth."
5) " Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it,
What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find
satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
6) "As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
7) "The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."
8) "Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."
9) "The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a
person spreads in all direction."
10) "God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."
11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships
will never give you any happiness."
13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your
best friends."
14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
15) "Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education
beats the Beauty and the Youth."
Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes
IndiraG. ke 2 bete..
1 ko Desh chalane ka shauq tha
wo Plane chalane ki koshish mei mara gaya
2nd ko Plane chalane ka shauq tha
wo Desh chalane ki koshish mei mara gaya
2 BAHU hei
1 ko Pets Paalne ka shauk tha;
Wo Mantri ban gayi
2nd.. Ko PM
banne ka shauk tha
Usne Pets paal liye
Mnmohn Singh,
Digvijay Singh,
Kapil Sibbal..
WAH PRABHU TERI MAYA
KAHIN DHOOP, KAHIN CHAYA..
Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes
Santa: mera beta bike se girgaya :]xx :'(
Doc.:I don't know Hindi ! speak in English :/ /:)
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.Santa: my londa gironda from Hero Honda =D \=D/ =)) \=D/ =)) \=D/
Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes
Japanese Sex:
Japanese couple in an argument
over ways of highly erotic sex
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife replies: Kowanini!!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi
roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging:
Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou
kina tim kouji!
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And you sit and read this shit as if
you understand Japanese!
You are unbelievable!!
I always knew you would read
anything on SEX..=D
Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) How u Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL
GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!
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