Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!"
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at
school. The boy goes home and asks,
"Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies a
nd bastards are gentlemen."
Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentall
y drops a perfume bottle,
and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume." So he go
es to see his dad (who is carving a chicken),
and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuck

mean?" and dad says "preparing.

" Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are abou
t to have sex when his dad says,
"Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his fathe
r says, "Condoms are coats and jackets.
" The following night his father invites over some important business clients. T
he boy opens the door for them and says,
"Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here,
my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the
chicken.

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST