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It really doesnt matter how brilliant your life is, the last
day of your holiday is always depressing. Im talking
Monday dread plus post-Christmas blues multiplied by
a maxed-out credit card with the added bonus of knowing
there are at least another twelve holidayless months
stretching out in front of you before youll be able to get
away again. Unless youre Beyonc. I imagine nothing
other than dinner with Kanye is quite that depressing if
youre Beyonc, but for the rest of us, the last day of a
holiday is right up there with doing your taxes, getting
a bikini wax and that time you went to the fridge for
your favourite bar of chocolate and found out someone
had already eaten it.
Kneeling on the sofa, I rested my chin on my forearms
and stared out the window. Bright blue skies bled into
dark blue seas with flashes of pink and purple smeared
through the middle to let me know that night-time was
on its way. The sun was literally setting on my vacay
and it just wasnt on. I had a tan, seventeen insect bites,
a suitcase full of tat I didnt need but I still didnt have
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the one thing Id been waiting for which could only mean
one thing.
Tonight was the night.
Liv?
Adam?
Is it me or can you see my knob through these
trousers?
Not exactly the question I was waiting for him to ask.
I craned my neck to see six feet four inches of blond
boyfriend framed by the bedroom doorway, thrusting his
crotch in my general direction with a vexed expression
on his face.
Hmm. He was wearing his Best Trousers. My heart
started to beat a little bit faster.
I dont think so? I said, squinting at the general area.
You could sort of see it, but only if you were looking for
it and, really, how many people were strolling around
Tulum on a Monday night, staring at my boyfriends
crotch? I hoped it wasnt that many. I cant see anything.
I cant see anything isnt exactly what I want to
hear when youre looking down there. Adam bent his
knees slightly and bounced up and down in front of the
mirror. You sure there isnt, you know, an outline? I
forgot how thin these trousers are.
You look nice, I reassured him with a smile while
he shoved his hands deep into his pockets and checked
his reflection at every angle. I like those trousers.
Im going to get changed, he said, more to himself
than me. I cant put anything in these pockets. And you
can totally see my knob.
What do you need to put in your pockets? I asked,
the attractive high pitch of desperation squeaking into
my voice. I can put your wallet in my bag.
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Id just told her she had to walk the rest of the way
barefoot, over hot coals.
I cant walk another half an hour in these shoes. As
she leaned forward, her blonde hair fell in front of her
face, showing off her long neck as she messed around
with the miniscule gold buckles. I hated those shoes but
I loved that neck. I wanted to kiss it. But this really was
not the time. My foot is killing me.
I bloody knew it.
Well, take your shoes off and well walk on the sand,
I suggested, looking at the uneven path that ran down
the side of the beach. Even my leathery Hobbit feet
wouldnt fancy that much.
I cant, she said, wincing as she removed her left
shoe. My foot is a bit of a mess.
Oh my god, theres a hole in your foot! I made an
involuntary gipping sound as she pulled the shoe away
to reveal what must have been a particularly nasty blister
about fifteen minutes ago. Why didnt you say something?
You were in such a rush. She leaned against the low
tidal wall and poked gently at the weeping mess formerly
known as her foot. I didnt want to be late.
I told you not to wear those shoes, I said, mad at her
foot, mad at Google and possibly, very slightly mad at
myself.
You also told me the restaurant was ten minutes away,
she snapped back. I cant help it.
I checked my phone one more time before taking
another look at Livs gammy foot. It was utterly disgusting
but I couldnt tear my eyes away.
If we walk around the beach, well be there in ten
minutes, I said, enlarging the map to make sure of my
short cut. Then we can clean that mess up there.
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Fine, Liv pursed her lips and stood up, limping along
to the edge of the path. Well just go back.
Thats right. For some reason, the voice sounded an
awful lot like my big brother. Go back to the hotel, dont
propose, wait for Liv to leave you then you can die alone
with a massive beard, tissue boxes on your feet instead
of shoes and hundreds of bottles full of your own wee
to keep you and your eighteen cats company.
Fuck it, I murmured, fishing around in my pocket
for the ring and bending down. Slowly. I really needed
to see someone about my back.
Theres a taxi!
Before I could stop her, Liv hopped off the path and
into the street, flagging down a white car with a red
stripe down the side. It screeched to a halt at her side.
I watched her, the headlights of the car lighting up her
flowing white dress as it swirled around her slender legs,
her hair flying out behind her. She was beautiful. She
was clever and caring, she made me laugh, she took care
of me even when I didnt know I needed taking care of
and she always watched Star Trek Next Gen with me,
even if wed seen it a dozen times before. Olivia Addison
was perfect.
And I couldnt even get her to a bloody restaurant on
time.
I cant, I realized, staring at my grandmothers engage
ment ring. I cant do it.
Adam?
It was too late, Liv was already inside the taxi, staring
back at me. What are you doing?
It felt as though everything inside me had stopped
working, like even my organs were waiting to see what
came next before they bothered to carry on keeping me
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