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"We won't have sex tonight!" - There's always this one girl in the club that stands out. She's
the hottest one, she's your absolute dream girl. She's surrounded by guys, but no-one even
dares to approach her. She's so beautiful she seems like out of this world. There's no chance
in hell you ever touch her, kiss her, let alone fuck her... I did it, I approached, pulled, and
fucked my dream girl.
I've been going out full time for a couple months now. Fully immersed in Pick Up, work out
and poker. I'm still a little chody every now and then but my natural style of game is slowly
evolving and bits and pieces are falling together. The whole thing happened in January 2014.
I kept these stories as pure and unedited as possible. - just like I wrote them back then. About
some of it my opinions differ now, some of it I would do differently now but I kept it to depict
my inner change accurately.
Additional comments that I added now are kept in brackets []
# She's taller than me.
# She's a cop.
# She throws shittests at me like crazy.
# "We won't have sex tonight!" - hehehe

---> Fucked the Hottest Girl in Club: She's A Cop <--Preliminaries


She's the hottest girl I've fucked until that point. Her body... perfect. Her ass... perfect. Her
face... perfect. Damn, thinking back to her now... her tender skin, her shoulder tattoo, her
small, tight tits... oh Jimmy.
But let's start from the beginning, shall we. It's Wednesday evening and I'm having a new
Inner Circle member with me to give some free coaching. Mister K. is super motivated, wants
to know everything and he really wants to gain maximum value out of that whole thing... nice.
We hit Club Passage - Vienna's high end venue with high heels and miniskirts everywhere.
Partying, blow outs, it's a fucking brilliant night...

The Approach
At some point I'm alone on the dance floor. Half in trance, I dance to the music, enjoy the
sexy vibes, enjoy my life. People dancing in my periphery view, people dancing in front of
me. All of a sudden, just for a short second, a little gap opens up in the crowd in front of me
and I catch a glimpse of her. She looks at me... with promising eyes. Just a moment... before
the dancing crowd blocks the view again, but her looks burned into my brain: Long,
darkbrown hair... eyes as beautiful as two dark suns... absorbing everything, seducing
everything. On top of that, a burning-hot body, deadly for anyone who dares attempting to
own it, covered in a stylish top and fucking tight leather pants. For me, she's definitely the
hottest girl in the club tonight.
I freeze for a second, doubts, can't approach her. "Not yet" I think to myself. But damn it, I
can't let my useless brain tell me when to approach! Aaaand my legs are moving towards
DreamGirl.
Note: AA is normal, especially with really hot girls. The feeling of excitement and "anxiety"
will never go away. But you can learn how to plow through, to move anyway, even though
the mind is screaming... you learn to let it scream and still walk your path. But I'll spare you
the details here, watch every detail on how to overcome Approach Anxiety here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkRmOWBoU-w
2 meters in front of her I can establish eye contact through the masses of people. I'm just
grinning like a retard: "Ey, you look like a rock star chick" I say in a chill mode over my
shoulder. She actually does. "Whaaat? Haha, thanks" is her response.
Many, many times my Lay Reports started with a shitty approach, I had to plow through tons
of shittests first, before she showed interest. This time is different, the shittests stay away... at
first.
We chat about music for a second - as well as possible, it's loud as fuck on the dance floor. I
notice how her super ugly friend wants to intervene immediately. She does. But I stay chill
and calm, establish strong eye contact with my target and also with UG [ugly girl], show her
that I'm not some drunk chode. In addition, DreamGirl shows quite overtly that she likes me.
Note: The best recipe against cock blocks is still hooking the target itself and showing her
friends that there's no potential danger coming from you: Barely any physicality, being very
congruent and natural, not faking anything, showing everyone that you're sober and cool.
Bam.
UG friend notices immediately that I'm not a threat and runs off to the rest of the group next
to us (DreamGirl seems to be here with UG + 3 dudes).
DreamGirl and me keep chatting and soon UG takes the dudes and walks to some other part
of the club, free isolation, nice. I get to know that she's a police officer, niiiice.
It's too loud here, so I take her by the hand and bring her to the bar area where I wouldn't have
to yell. She doesn't object to my leading but makes a "this guy is weird"-face. (Later on she
tells me how much she actually thought I was a weird idiot in the beginning, haha).

We get to know each other better, she invests a lot, I'm entirely Free From Outcome and talk
random shit that comes into my mind, which further fuels my good state in which jokes and
negs just bubble out of my mouth. Beautiful.
The Willingness to Walk Away
DreamGirl and me neg each other a lot and it's basically impossible to establish a "We"frame,
which does make the interaction a little difficult. She really gives great contra to my negs! At
some point there's a really hard shittest from her side - it's a pretty tough neg, but little does
she know that I've heard it TONS of times before: "You're too short." (She is taller than me).
Now what to answer? Here's my default answer - it works every time: I lean in to her, very
serious face, holding strong eye contact, and say: "This, darling, isn't the only thing that's
small on me ;)". She cracks up laughing.
I neg her back shortly after, since she's drinking beer: "I really hope you're not drunk or
something! I don't talk to drunk girls..." She acts all butt-hurt and leaves instantly. I know I've
hooked her, will re-approach later.
The Re-Approach
Mister K. and me pimp a little more through Passage and it's already pretty late, around 4am. I
decide to dedicate the rest of the night to DreamGirl. But when I spot her on the dance floor, I
see how she's dancing with some dude... pretty sexually. In my reality she's only doing that to
impress me and make me jealous. Cute. I won't indulge in any competition and simply wait
until she's standing alone again.
Go in strong. I hug her and we chat more. UG friend wants to cock block, but same game as
before: She sees that DreamGirl finds me cool and that I'm a normal, sober guy and stops
cock blocking. DreamGirl tests me again by talking to one of her male chode friends, but I
show absolutely no reaction, even get him into the set a couple minutes later, befriend him,
congratulate him for his birthday, high five him.
Just Front Door Rule It!
Aight, this is the situation: I know DreamGirl is hooked, however, she decided to keep
playing a little more. She's here with her friends and the night's going towards an end. What
should I do, I keep asking myself? Make out to sexualize? Number close? Eject? In all
honesty, I actually wanna get the number first and bail, gotta get up early tomorrow, hungry
as fuck. So I let her qualify, hand her my phone, but she just types in some sex hotline, haha.
No, no, no, I wanna fuck her, Killer Instinct, now! Fuck getting up early.
We stand at the bar, isolating and escalating would be counterproductive so I just decide:
Keep the conversation light and fun, build up some attraction here and there, some negs, some
rapport, no rush. I know she's hooked, her IOIs get stronger and she starts being physical and
we naturally sexualize. Wait. Wait until her friends leave. I've already screened for logistics:
DreamGirl lives alone (Neg her that she's a crazy cat lady), friends life in another area, they
don't share cabs. Nice.

She starts giving me first compliments, it finally crumbles, the frame of "against each other".
Brilliant, I love that moment in which both of us drop our mask and allow the tension to be
loaded positively.
The Pull
It's taking time but I'm patient. Mister K. has already said good bye quite a while ago.
DreamGirl is talking to her friends and I have no other choice than just looking into the empty
club and enjoying the music.
I overhear some of the conversation between DreamGirl and UG, get to know that UG wants
to fuck one of the guys, but is not allowed to since they're all cop colleagues. DreamGirl tests
me again by talking overly loudly and saying: "Well the guy I'm talking to is nice, you should
take him with you!" She wants me to doubt myself haha, cute. But nein, nein, nein, I want you
today, you beautiful beast.
The lights go on and there's pretty much only staff here anymore. Her male friends are gone
and UG friend is saying bye. She's leaving, she's leaving, finally! In my heart there's a little
jump: DreamGirl is staying. I love you.
But again, there's a little obstacle: The whole interaction per se has already been full of traps,
but of course there has to be one at the pull as well. The bar keeper behind us simply has to
decide to start his chode game on her now. He chats her up, turns out both of them are from
the same little shitty super-small home town - insta connection. DreamGirl keeps testing me
by chatting with him super excitedly. I, however, stay chill and count on his chodiness - the
conversation fades out and he's not able to hold it.
DreamGirl turns towards me: "So, can we leave now?" Nice.
The Pull
We walk towards the exit, she asks me what we're about to do. I tell her I'm super hungry.
Coat check, vibing with the staff there, we walk out laughing about some joke.
We walk down the street, me: "Ey, I'm super hungry, can you cook?"
Note: In my head it's already fixed and done that we won't go separate ways now.
Her: "Yah, haha, I only have cheese at home." - "Oh my God, I love cheese!" - "But it's really
messy and there's a lot of stuff lying around... well you can do the dishes!" - "Deal, I do the
dishes, you cook for me, where do you live?" And off we go.
We get a cab, vibing with the cab driver, more physicality, but still no make out, deliberately.
Escalation I
We enter her apartment and inside I have to laugh out loud, it's exactly the same apartment
that a girl I banged a week ago has, wtf, I must be in the same area, haha.
Instead of cooking we just get drinks, which is fine, it's fucking 6am and it would take too
much time.

Note: For the last couple months I've worked on my sleeping schedule. I never go to sleep
before 5am, always sleep 7h. This enables me to be persistent enough to go for pulls, no
matter how late it is (clubs here in Vienna close around 6am). No more tired and exhausted
going home at 3am, I can stay awake all night - no problem. This is something that has come
in handy more than once so far ;)
We chill on her couch, I play some on her guitar and notice how she finds it hot. We're
slightly physical, walk into her kitchen, she smokes out the window, we start talking about
concerts and I throw out my awesome First-Metallica-Concert-Story, which includes TONS
of emotional spikes... maybe I'll write it down some time. [lol I later decided to just include
it in a free tour speech HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgrQ1Eaitw4]
She now gives me the full anime eyes, and for the first time I feel it - sexual emotions, just
slightly, but there. So far there's only been attraction, but no anime eyes, barely any
sexualization, even I didn't feel much sexuality coming from myself.
I grab her perfectly slim waist, pull her close, she smiles at me, we kiss.
She kisses a little reserved, but that's okay.
Escalation II
We chill on the sofa, chill for a looong time, and just cuddle. I take my time, give her time,
enjoy the moment, let pressuring thoughts about escalation just pass by. She needs a little
more time, we talk a lot, she shittests me a lot - still. We talk about one night stands, I give her
high five after she tells me about hers, I show her I'm not a guy who would judge just because
she likes sex. Shittest passed again.
We talk about passed relationships, and I can sense that she wants to find out what kind of
guy I am. She really needs that.
I get more sexual now, feel her body with my hands. She gets up and I look at her perfect tight
ass, covered only in a thin layer of black leather. I spot the black g-string peeping out of her
pants - instant boner, rock-hard, I wanna fuck her.
With sexualization, I always pay attention to keeping the fun vibe up, talking shit and just
keep being ridiculous. It's really just a step by step sexualization and one can always see how
far one can go and where "attackable" spots are - just like velociraptors, that never attack the
same spot on the electro fence, in order to find out where its weaknesses are. Hahaha.
Here and there I kiss here, lie on her, we hold hands, feel each others' bodies. Her skin is so
unbelievably tender... I love her. We talk about masturbation, I'm totally open about it and
again, it shows her how natural and beautiful I find sex. She tells me she only masturbates
with a vibrator, she opens up, nice.
Now even though we keep making out, things are not heating up yet, she's not horny enough
yet, I can feel it.... I decide a different approach: Let her feel my belly, take off my shirt and
there it is:

Now it's here, now she's horny. She looks at me and bites her lips. She feels my abs with her
hands, feels my chest. She tells me she has to go to the bathroom real quick, comes back, lies
on me, we kiss, I can feel how horny she is now.
"Now you" I say in a commanding tone. She doesn't listen to me, talks about the tattoo she has
on her shoulder, I tell her to show me, she now takes off her shirt. Oh Jimmy... her belly is
perfect... there's just no other way to describe it... there's literally no gram fat on it... Oh
Jimmy... her tattoo looks good. Still wearing her bra. We cuddle, make out, I take it off.
I massage her titties while I'm lying behind her, she breathes heavier, I kiss her neck, she
moans - jackpot.
I finger her pussy over her pants, she complies for a moment and then blocks, damn it.
Aaaand here comes the next shittest: "We won't have sex tonight." Ah, brilliant, I just love
how decisive women can sound with that, even though I know exactly that it doesn't mean
shit. I'm just like: "No sex. Okay. We won't have sex until we're married anyway..." She just
gives me the wtf look, is surprised towards the fact that my reaction is not at all emotional. "...
you'll have to get to know mom and dad... and they have to like you", I continue. We both
laugh and I see how much that impressed her: "Okay... I've never seen a man react like that..."
Sun's coming up, both of us are really tired already and I have to fight against not getting
nervous, since the later it gets, the harder a lay will be.
Her: "Let's just lie in bed and chill." Again she looks exactly at my reaction, but my Freedom
From Outcome is just unbeatable, I'm just "responsive but not reactive". We walk into her
bedroom. I'm thinking "well, one usually takes off their clothes for going to bed" so I start
taking off my socks. She lies on her bed, I'm standing next to it, see how she's looking at my
body lustfully. "Open my belt" I say, again in a relaxed but demanding voice. She does it
without hesitation and I immediately notice how horny she gets now. Not only does she open
my belt, she also opens button after button on my pants, pulls them down, bites her lips and
starts massaging my boner over my boxer shorts. She pulls them down, I now know we will
have sex after all. Nice, I still can't believe it... oh gawd, I love this girl...
She sucks my cock. I love this girl. I enjoy it, but push her away. She grins, lies on the bed,
takes off her pants. I'm over her, finger her over her panties, she moans. I take them off, she
protests, says no, I plow through, as her body is not protesting at all and she doesn't try to stop
my hands either.
Her pussy is perfect, she is so perfect, I love this girl. She smiles at me, I smile back: "Oh god,
you're so fucking hot, I can't believe it..." It doesn't matter if I put her on a pedestal, since the
way I'm saying it is simply an honest, fully congruent compliment, and she knows I'm man
enough to make these kind of compliments. "I just totally fell in love with you" I smile. We
laugh, I finger her "God, how wet you are already..." She goes crazy, especially when I give
her G-Spot Action.
She pushes me away, turns me with my back on the bed and now she says very, very slowly:
"Maximilian... I want... you to... take your hot... penis (I interrupt: "Cock" - she laughs)... and
fuck me really hard..." Oh shit, I almost cum just hearing those words. Me: "Yeah, I can do
that"... (so much as to "we won't have sex tonight"...)

She gets condoms and in my head there's one thought spreading... one thought I fear... one
thought I want to prevent from happening, but it's spreading... like a virus... irresistible.
Oh No, This Can't Be Happening!
Don't... get... soft... and there he is already: Sergeant Halfmast. She comes back, I put on the
condom, am horny like I've barely been before, she spreads her legs, but my dick couldn't be
limper. I try to penetrate her... anyway. But it doesn't work, no chance. Oh God, no... no, no,
no, not now, not with this absolute stunner, not with my dream girl... I keep trying, try to
remain chill... but my body won't listen... on top of that it's fucking 8am in the morning and
I'm tired as fuck.
DreamGirl is a true angel, I really love her, haha. Instead of pressuring me, or looking at me
with a dumb face, she just smiles at me with her beautiful face and says: "Hey hey hey, boy,
chill... lie down and let's chill... we have all morning... don't stress out." Her voice is so
soothing, no sign of pressure or disappointment. I love her. I lie on her and enjoy her body.
We vibe well, chill, laugh, have fun, neg each other. I lie next to her and feel her body with
my hands. I'm not pressuring myself any more. When I'm thinking about it now (when I
initially wrote this LR in German a couple months back), I know Sergeant Halfmast only
appeared because of one reason: The fear of "having the lay taken away from me". I know,
weird and totally unnecessary thought I had back in the days...
So I'm free of any pressure and feel her simply perfect ass. My dick gets hard and when I
slowly finger her with two fingers I'm fully hard again and I feel the sex running through me...
I put on a condom again, she spreads her legs and I penetrate her.
The Sex
I hold her legs up and immediately penetrate her super deeply. We both moan quietly, she
feels so good, this wonderful, perfect woman... The sex is good, we're both tired and I can't
give her all I got, but whatever. She's constantly close to cumming and I feel her contraction,
but always have to stop just before.
Oh wow, I would have barely expected to fuck her today... or ever... haha.
At some point we're both just too exhausted and tired and we agree on going to sleep to keep
banging in a couple hours. Too bad though... I have to be at the airport in 3h to pick up
friends...
Afterwards
We exchange numbers and she falls asleep in my arms... this unbelievable piece of
perfection... I have trouble falling asleep... have exactly 60minutes until I have to get back
up... I doze off...
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# Height doesn't matter, she was, again, a taller girl. Can't emphasize that enough, dear reader.

# I was speaking in my deep hillbilly Austrian accent the entire time with her. A big step for
me, barely ever trusted this way of speaking, as I used to associate it way too much with my
old chodiness.
# Freedom From Outcome - The entire interaction I was free of any expectation. In the club I
just enjoyed the set, while pulling I just thought: "Cool, let's see how far I can push this,"
same goes for inside her apartment: "Cool, let's see how far I can escalate."
# Play to Win: Despite the Freedom From Outcome, I kept trying to push myself, just didn't
want to give up, saw every block as a challenge. Thoughts like "Just get her number and go
home" were ignored and I pushed myself to see how far I can get... Well, I was rewarded... :D
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My alarm goes off and I get ready, don't want to wake her up, but she sleeps like a rock
anyway. Crazy how beautiful she is... I give her a kiss goodbye and walk out of the room.
Coat on, smile on, Daft Punk - Get Lucky on... Next to the door there's a hand-drawn picture
of Mr. Burns... I love this girl.
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