RPG pickup lines

1. Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you."

2. Hey girl, are you a rebel drow house? 'Cuz you're causing a stir in my
underdark

3. Hey girl, I hope you're a druid, 'cuz this animal wants to be...handled.
4. Hey girl, what do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all
need some D

5. I may not be a necromancer but I know how to make things rise.

6. Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you're looking lawful good in
'em.

7. Hey baby, wanna get prone?

8. "I must have failed an acrobatics check when I saw you. Cause you got
me falling for you."

9. Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed
me.

10. Hey babe, I just want you to know I have Exotic Proficiency.. with
whips. Grrraarrrl...

11. It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!
12. Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the
morning?

13. Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my

diplomacy?

14. You must be divine because I'm taking radiant damage just standing
here.

15. I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.
16. Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.
17. Woman: hire their adventurer to explore her dungeon.
18. What say we go back to my place and practice casting Dominate
Person?

19. Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?
20. "Did it hurt when you got sucked through that portal out of the
Celestial Plane?"

21. "You must have cast Ray of Enfeeblement on me, because you're
making my knees weak."

22. Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
23. My greatsword is too big for my belt. Mind if I stick in your bag of
holding?

24. "I'm gonna fall to zero hit points next round, baby, because you're
takin' my breath away."

25. "Give me a minute. Where're my books? I need to look up the grapple

rules." Winking ensues.

26. Are you sure you aren't a succubus? Cause I'm willing to handle the
level drain.

27. "If I told you that tight-fitting leather armor was sexy, would you hold it
against me?"

28. Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder? No, I
heard you ran out of charges years ago.

29. I can do more than Stone Shape to make the bedrock.

30. "You must have endurance to look so great after running through my
mind all day."

31. "Did you just levitate me? Cuz I'm walkin' on air."
32. "Well, it looks like my ring only has two wishes left now."
33. "It's a good thing I prepared planar travel cuz you look like you need an
escort back to heaven."

34. "I must have failed my earthquake save, or else you just rocked my
world."

35. "Nice armor. Can I talk you out of it?"

36. "If I were a ranger, I'd take you as my favored enemy so I'd get a +2 to
hit that."

37. Do you mind inter party conflict cause I'd love to flank you from
behind.

38. Your eyes sparkle more than any dragon's hoard.

39. Are you a mind flayer cause you just blew my mind.
40. "Let's meet for breakfast. Should I cast sending or message?"
41. "I can get up as a free action."
42. Hey baby! You can leave me fatigued any time.
43. Your eyes are greener than Orc snot, baby.
44. How many ranks do you have in sense motive? None? Excellent. My
name is..... unimportant, and I'd like to buy you a nice, friendly drink.

45. 30 heads of state want me to be hung, and all 30 of their wives know I
already am.

46. I have 20 ranks in Use Rope.

47. I have proficiency with all my weapons
48. If you didn't have such a high AC, I'd hit that.
49. "Wow, you're an avatar of Sarenrae!?" (impressed look) [her answer]
(surprised look) "You're not? Well, she's the only smoldering angel I
knew... before now."

50. You must have one hell of a Sleight of Hand modifier, because you just
stole my heart.

51. "Will you just say yes, or do I have to take twenty?"

52. "What's your Challenge Rating, because there's no way you're a
random encounter."

53. I'm a wizard with access to the Enlarge spell.

54. wanna come back to my place and slip into something with a lower
armor class?

55. I've got a silver piece if you've got 10 rounds.

56. "Whoa! Is it you or did I just mislabel that Potion of Love as Cure Light
Wounds."

57. "What's your Challenge Rating, because there's no way you're a

random encounter."