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THE MET
GALA
JOBS:
Readers
Letters
Page 4
Unhappy
councillors
PAGE 21
The saints of
St Chads Page 18
Farage comes
to town.. with
Heseltine and
Paddy Page 3
Kays
Music with
Brookly:
History
Page10 DRAKE
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DAN
DAZZLES
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ZERO rating
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Cut-price Right
to Buy threat to
social housing
take over. Now housing stocks are being cut so that private landlords and
the open market can take over.
Shelter reckons that Birmingham
Council will need to sell over 1,000
homes per year on the open market
to make up the money that they will
need to give local housing associations who lose homes as more ten-
ning Bill.
Its not a good situation, says Pioneer boss Peter Richmond.
Government policy seems to be intent on getting rid of social housing.
The plan is to raise 4.5bn nationally,
and almost 150 million for Birmingham.
Some councils will suffer more than
others. Shelter estimates that Birmingham will be the hardest hit council in the region, and will need to sell
1,190 per year.
Buskers
Pleasing performers
or pavement pests?
Should street buskers be
banned?
Or do they provide harmless entertainment for
shoppers and tourists?
Tribute to
night club
Castle Vale Community Choir
Generations will be performing
at St Barnabas Church on Saturday 28th May in Erdington as part
of a tribute to a famous old rock
music landmark.
The concert will be a tribute to the
former Mothers night club in Erdington which hosted most of the big rock
bands including the Rolling Stones,
Black Sabbath, Move and Fleetwood
Mac.
The church and caf will have guest
appearances, and stalls including
memorabilia. The free event runs from
10.00am til 4.0pm with the community choir singing at 12noon and 1.30pm
The choir is led by local resident James
O Hare
Cost of a vile
text message
A man has been ordered
to pay compensation for
sending an offensive text
message.
Tyburn beauty: a Canada goose swims serenely past the yellow rippled reflections on the canal from ambulances stationed near Tyburn Island. The Birmingham and Fazeley canal was an 18th century HS2 - a
controversial project aimed at speeding up travel between cities - in this case, Coventry and Birmingham.
Recent improvements to the towpath have made this a popular route for cyclists into the city centre.
Es are good
Birminghams
health
boss Dr Adrian Phillips
says that smokers should
be offered e-cigarettes
to help them quit smoking.
He supports a 200-page report from
the Royal College of Physicians
which says there is very strong evidence that e-cigarettes are much
safer than smoking and aid quitting.
The report goes onto say that with
the right checks and measures,
vaping could improve the lives of
millions of people.
New laws come into place on 20th
May 2016 for the production and
distribution of ecigarettes.
100+ year-old
facing under
age sex charges
IM
OFF...STED
Willmott boss Mandy calls it a
day after inspection disaster
Arthur Terry group steps in to lead school into a positive new era
last term.
The inspection team had concluded
that the school is inadequate, and its
leaders do not have the capacity to
improve.
Ofsted reported that poor standards of teaching and disruptive pupil behaviour had contributed to the
schools decline.
The schools benchmark GCSE results
have fallen by 20% in the past four
years, from 66% down to 46% last
summer (5A*-C passes including English and maths). John Willmott School
is now in special measures.
Ms McCrohon will leave her post at
the end of term.
She will be replaced by Tracy Peters,
Ofsteds verdict
on John Willmott
School
The school has declined since
2013, and leaders are not good
enough to improve the school.
Teaching is poor and shows little sign of improvement.
Large numbers of pupils are
significantly underachieving in
maths and science.
Some teachers in science have
inadequate knowledge about
their own subject.
Some students show little respect for the environment because they drop litter at breaktimes and when they are moving
between lessons. Others put
graffiti on furniture. Some choose
to ignore instructions from staff
when moving between lessons.
Too many pupils do not attend
lessons on time. A significant minority walk slowly between classes and many stop to chat.
Too many pupils are underachieving, especially the most
able
Teaching is inadequate
Pupil behaviour is poor.
Too many lessons are disrupted, often by girls, because some
pupils lose interest and do not
consistently pay attention.
Governors are not doing their
job of holding the school to account.
But the school has made changes, and say that the evidence of
results already confirmed suggests that this years GCSE results will be some of the schools
best ever.
Page 3 Tyburn Mail May 2016
LETTERS
Stop making
personal insults
Dear Editor
False
claims
Traffic signal
timings need to
be changed
Hi
I dont know if this will do any good,
Ive noticed the crossing signals
Good report
for Little Folk
tranquil afternoon in the daffodil and daisy adorned Sorrell Park, Pype Hayes. Above: the glorious May blossom above the park entrance in Tyburn Road
Page 4 Tyburn Mail May 2016
Manus X
Machina
Fashion in the age of
technology at Met Gala
Taylor Sheldon
Tyburn Mails
award winning
fashion journalist
One of my favourite
events that I look forward to every year to flick
through the photos of
glammed up celebrities is
the Met Gala.
The carpet has saw a mix of both
timeless and outrageous outfits strut
down it and after the beauty of last
years Met Gala I was excited to see
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JLR multi storey car park will delight residents, says Councillor
Jaguar has been given
the go-ahead to build its
new multi-storey car park
on the site of the former
Showcase cinema and
Frankie and Bennys restaurant.
The five-decked car park will eventually have room for 2,761 vehicles for
employees and factory products. The
current car park holds 1,122 vehicles.
Premium spaces for ease of entry and
exit in the new car park will be given
to car sharers with three or more passengers.
The site will have traffic lights to control the flow of traffic onto Kingsbury
Road.
Labour councillor Keith Linnecor (Oscott ward) praised the design of the
site. Erdington Conservative Councillor Bob Beauchamp said: The sooner
this is there, the better the whole area
will be. Its known to be an awkward
area as far as traffic is concerned.
Bring it on.
Mike Sharpe, who chairs the Planning Committee that approved the
JLR proposals this week, said: The
Rose-tinted glasses: blue skies, no traffic congestion in either direction... yes its Tyburn Road, an architects version of the
JLR multi-storey car park in the distance
Top: aerial view of multi-storey car park
Ofsted royalty
says well done
to Kingsbury
Not only has Kingsbury
School got out of special
measures, it even received
a letter from the countrys
top inspector confirming
the news.
Back with
a splash
Mick wins as
three out of
four dont vote
.....One Dance
struck me as soon
as I heard it......
Brookly
Taylor
Tyburn Mails
music journalist
Drake is back at it
again.
After the hit that was
Hotline Bling hes hit
us with another song
that you just cannot
control yourself to.
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Page 8 Tyburn Mail May 2016
WEIRD ELECTIONS
A
seven-year-old
dog named Duke was
elected mayor of Cormorant, a
small town in Minnesota,USA.
The 12 residents each paid
one dollar to cast their
vote,
The Good Knight
Sir Nos Dar from
the Monster Raving
Loony Party stood
for election this month
(May 2016) in the
Pelsall ward of Walsall. His real name is
Mark Beech. He also
stood for the MRLP in
2015, in the Aldridge/
Brownhills ward, but
he delivered 5,000
campaign leaflets
in the wrong area.
One of his campaign
policies was to ban all
right turns.
A clown
won an election to
get into Brazils congress in
2010. His name was Tiririca - Portugese for Grumpy. His real name
was Francisco Silva and he won over a
million more votes than the runner-up.
Grumpy told voters that he knew
nothing about politics.
He won again in 2014.
Brothel keeper Cynthia Payne (centre) hit the headlines in the 1980s
when she stood as an MP for the Payne and Pleasure Party. She
wanted to change Britains sex laws. She was put on trial for running
a
brothel, and entertained the court, and made plenty of headlines,
with
her evidence that included details of visits from celebrities, vicars,
police
officers and politicians who visited her pleasure parlours. She was
jailed, but her imprisonment caused outcry as the public claimed
she
was harmless..
Screaming Lord Such
started his career as a
pretty good rock musician. He worked with
rock legends Jimmy
Page and Jeff Beck.
His real name was David Edward Sutch. He
made regular headlines
as the leader of the
Monster Raving Loony
Party. He dressed in
outrageous Mad Hatter
style clothes as he
stood next to serious
politicians for photo
opportunities. His
jovial exterior covered
an inwardly sad man.
He hanged himself in
1999, grief-stricken
after the death of his
mother.
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Phoenix Court is
feeling blue.
Readers may recall we
recently held a consultation with our residents
in Phoenix Court; the
question was asked to
paint or not to paint.
Residents voted to paint
and chose the colours,
after 2 hours of debates
over greens and yellows
the colours were chosen and our contractors
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Neighbourhood
Partnership Board
Partnership Board (NPB) have been
discussing whether it is a good time
to investigate whether a Community
Council would be a good idea for Castle Vale.
A Community Council may be a positive solution as it would give residents
more control over services, ensure
that their views are listened to, make
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Erdington wins
back its abbey
and train station
Commission backs down after public outcry
.......And the train now arriving at Erdington Railway Station.... is in Erdington, ...... not Small Heath
ish boundary they are leaving users
of the Church out of the ward.
Robert added I urge residents to
write into the commission asking for
them to respect the will of local residents and make changes as asked for
by the local community in the North
Birmingham Community Together
submission.
A new six-week public consultation
on the recommendations started on
10th May and will end on 20th June
2016.
Over 2,000 local responses were received on the Commissions original
recommendations.
lgbce.org.uk.
Professor Colin Mellors, Chair of the
Commission, said: We are now asking local people to have a look at the
revised recommendations and to tell
us where they support them and, if
not, to put forward alternative suggestions.
The Commission will consider all
submissions received during this consultation before we finalise them in
September.
The Commissions report and interactive maps can be found on its website
at: www.lgbce.org.uk
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Gold-hearted
garage owner
Shailesh Parekh, who owns the Midland Link Autocentre and Nisa shop
on Tyburn Road has helped the members of St Chads Church to buy kitchen equipment for their community.
He has given them the cash to buy a
brand new cooker and dishwasher worth over 850.
Gnome
mans
land
Gardeners are a
bit old fashioned
School walk
makes for
happy kids
Morale at
all-time low
School with suspended
headteacher still in limbo
Morale at St Barnabas
School is at an all-time
low, according to one
employee who has
contacted Tyburn Mail.
The staff have been kept in the
dark about the schools future,
even though it is almost nine
months since their headteacher
was suspended.
Heather Powell has been suspended since the start of the
academic year in September
2015, following the discovery
of financial irregularities. But
staff and parents have not been
told whether she is ever coming
back, or if the school is likely to
advertise for a new headteacher
for next year.
The situation is impacting on
the children, according to the
member of staff who contacted
Tyburn Mail. Year 6 Sats results
this year will be shocking, said
the employee who wished to remain anonymous.
The employee gave a startling
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Gents beats mens watches, and authentic fragrances top genuine ones
Whats in a name?
That which we
call perfume, by
any other name
would smell as
sweet. But it will
fetch more money
on ebay of you
describe its scent
as authentic
Sexy or sexist?
A poster in Birmingham
City Centre is being labelled as sexist by a local
academic.
The huge ad features a close up of
a womans rear with the text: Were
getting ready to reveal our fabulous
new rear..! (entrance) Pert and perfect by June.
There are four posters featuring women, and one featuring a man.
Birmingham City University lecturer
Charlotte Barlow says: This type
of campaign objectifies and sexualises women, encouraging them to
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Your councillors, campaigners and candidates
Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets - Napoleon Bonaparte
Construction woes
for local residents
by Robert Alden
Lets set
record
straight
Thank you
Clifton Welch
Conservative campaigner
Thank you very much to
everyone who voted for
me in the recent elections.
Andrew Garcarz
UKIP Sutton Coldfield
& Erdington, Chair
Should we stay or
should we go?
US IN A BOAT!!
National Drowning Event at Castle Pool
Tough for
talented
dancers
Dancer Emily Seeney
had plenty of fans in
the audience as she
delivered a stylish
performance in the
Castle Vales Got Talent finals.
Its difficult for individual dancers to make their mark with
the judges. Its usually the
singers who get the glory.
Emily, along with Sadie Horton who puts in a brilliant
performance every year, and
dance group Desist, have to
be content with the admiration of the audience.
Its been six years since an
8 year-old dancer called Jak
Tuite won CVGT.
Jaks been a hard act to follow!
Audience
loves
Hammad
CRASH!
BANG!
Par-three
paradise
In a Tenerife gutter
Jack Grealish sleeps, pissed
His career is on hold
And his talent is missed
Remi Garde was a flop
He took Villa to bottom
He did nothing for months
And is now long forgotten.
The Champions League
Is awaiting Bacuna
Pigs flying overhead
Could well happen sooner.
Tony
Roche
NZogbias job
Was to work in attack
He took lots of money,
And gave nothing back.
The stadium echoes
With boos from the fans
Their players the target
At a club with no plans.
Cissokho and Richards
Gestede and Sinclair
The club will be better
When you are not there.
The fans deserve more
But Lerner is blind
To the banners and protests
He seems not to mind....
Tyburn
Mails
golf writer
On the 23rd of April 2016,
I took part in a unique
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Nailcote Hall in Berkswell,
Warwickshire.
The event hosted by Midlands Golfer
magazine, and special guests Club
Choice Ireland, is played each year on
Some of the nations best loved sporting and tv personalities will be taking
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To get your tickets go to britishpar3.
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