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Kadali Pradeshe Aam Aadmir Baadar Naach
Indranil Sarkar
The botanical name of banana is Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana or hybrids Musa acuminata balbisiana,
depending on their genomic constitution. The very term Musa is significant. Some religious faiths hold that
Man emerged from Musa.
Banana is a very beneficial fruit.From curing dry skin and dull hair to curbing our untimely hunger pangs
and burning fat, banana does it all. It is one of the most versatile fruits, which is packed with nutrients that
are essential for our body. Besides this, banana is used for many homemade beauty treatments as well.Banana
contains Vitamin B6, C and a high percentage of water,which nourishes and hydrates the skin.These nutrients
also help to maintain the elasticity of our skin. So, one may add bananas in his/her daily diet.If one is looking
for instant solution to moisturizehis/her dry skin, he/she has just to apply pulp of a ripe banana on his/her
face. It is to be kept for 30 minutes before rinsing it off with lukewarm water.
Banana (then)
Banana (now)
The very name banana evokes in our minds eye the image of our primitive forefathers, relishing the magical
banana to their hearts content. There is a funny but somewhat true proverb:You are what you eat; and the
biologists have detected the hair-rising fact of the kinship between Man and Banana. Banana is certainly the
first ever food of Man. We have the same DNA code, the same Krebs cycle, the same cellular respiration,
etc. Most of the biological functions of any living creature are done within the cell; plant and animal cells
differ only in a few significant respects - cell walls, plasmids, etc. The cells of the monkeys and that of
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with bananas.
Modern Scientists have even found sufficient ground to speculate that Eves apple was in reality a banana
and its peel, thrown away casually (as everyone does) caused her to slip and fall (literally) which was used
metaphorically later to frame the story of snakes whispering provocation etc.
Since mythological time, we Indians have only one record of conquering a foreign country (i,e Sri Lanka of
Ravana).The battle was fought by the monkeys under the leadership of their supremo Hanuman,and not by
the Mango People of Ramas Ayodha. It was definitely the magical power of Banana that made them
victorious
over
the
carnivorous
Rakhasas
of
Ravana
army.
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under the guidance and blue-print of the Monkey Engineer Nala.The bridge was 18 miles (30 km) long and
separated the Gulf of Mannar (southwest) from the Palk Strait (northeast). The Ramayana attributes the
building of this bridge to Rama in verse 2-22-76, naming it as Setubandhanam, a name that persists till
today.Now,how did the primitive monkeys got such a huge strength and technical skill? If food is the fuel of
human-engine, then the answer is from banana.The matter is not at all laughable.There is a modern
repetition of the same old story.When the American engineers began the construction of the First
Continental Rail Road in the Progressive era, they followed monkey engineer Nalas technique (Note; I dont
know whether they read Ramayana or not).They supplied only bananas to their Chinese and Caribbean labours
for minimizing the labour cost and increasing the efficiency of the labours. The history of the creation of
the massive First continental Rail Road is still considered a modern wonder. And, it once again provides a
direct proof of the miraculous power of Banana.
The ape-army building the bridge. Illustration by Balasaheb Pandit Pant Pratinidhi from a 1916 edition of the Ramayana epic It was
the monkey engineer NALA who created this impossible work possible with his monkey labours- cum-soldiers.
The connecting bridge between India and Lanka created by the monkeys is still a nightmare to the highly
skilled modern engineers of modern times.Again, would any one justify how did they make the impossible task
of defeating the monstrous and carnivorous Rakhasas? It was definitely the enormous power of banana that
made the monkeys indomitable.
Ravana realized the secret of Ramas monkey-regiments hidden strength through personal catastrophic
experiences. So, from his death bed he gave Rama the wise suggestion of dis-mantelleing his Monkey
Regiment before returning to Ayudha for the sake of a peaceful Ram-Rajya. As a great military general and
veteran ruler, Ravana could guess a massive revolt against weak Ramchandra at any time by the indomitable
Monkey generals like Hanuman,Sugreva,etc.
Rama realized the truth in seeing the miserable condition of Ravana. He did not delay in obliging Ravanas
suggestion and not only dismantled his Monkey-Regiment just after celebrating the victory but also ordered
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them to undergo for a mandatory religious mission henceforth. Probably his real intention was to separate
the monkeys from naturally available bananas in Indian jungles.
But, his monkey-trick was understood by personalities like Hanuman, Sugrebe, etc. and they successfully
convinced their posterity never to change their food habit. For this reason, the discipline, dedication,
sincerity, fraternity, and comradeship of the monkeys are still seen among the members of erstwhile
dismantled Monkey-Regiment of Sri Ramchandra here and there who have been undergoing obligatory nonviolent observances since then. It appears clear that the monkey leaders realized the monkey-trick of Sri
Ramchandra in this regard but obliged the order because of the virtue of dedication they got from banana.
In the wake of modernity and supremacy of U.S.A, banana has got a new name. Bananas are now called
plantains (mainly in American English) instead of their original name. There is no doubt saying that it is just
because of a modern mans tendency to hide their shameful (!) ancestral affinity for Bananas.
Its a postmodern concept in practice similar to that of adopting dignified titles forsaking hereditary
occupational titles.
(Note: Mr. Darwin! are you smiling? Although you could not prove that monkeys are the primitive forefathers
of modern man,you managed the situation by mentioning the probability of some missing links. Thanks for
your patch-up theory. We dont like to imagine some super-terrestrial creatures as our fore-fathers.
Monkeys are definitely a better option.)
But the problem arises when Mango and Banana sleep away from refreshment dish and find them placed in
the hotspots of modern day parliamentary politics.
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Now, Mango, Banana etc. adjectives to the citizen of a country like India which has a cultural heritage of
more than 1.2 million years (Rama was born about 1.2 million years ago)sound perversity. Indian people
have forgotten the Magical Power of Bananas of the mythological period.We Indians would prefer death
than to eat bananas. We prefer fast-food, Chinese food or KFc etc.Of late some of us have interchanged our
positions with the so called wild animals like Tiger, Elephant, Rhinoceros etc. and have even started killing
them for flesh (not meat) [Note: Glance over the national dailies of last few months before doubting about
my statement]. In this way we have determined to take revenge against the age old cruelty of such animals
against innocent (?) man.
However, the haunting question whether the Tigers, Lions etc are really cruel animals or not, demands a
second thought. I personally doubt. Because I have never read any story of any animal however ferocious or
cruel it might have been lebelled, killing any human-thing (John Dryden) without being provoked. No animal
except the Cannibals like to eat human flesh. Most probably they are afraid of being infected with the
poisonous ingredients of human brain. They are satisfied in consuming their safe and traditional risk-free
brain-less deer, goat, cow etc. instead. Otherwise our thinkers would not have to pass sleepless nights in
thinking about the solution to the monstrous Population Problem and, the so called cruel animals would not
have got the label of endangered species.
In any case, no Indians, however poor he may be, considers banana worthy to be eaten by any civilized man.
So, calling them members of a Banana Republic is quite undignified, offensive, insulting etc.
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Aam Aadmi be Mango People? Who gave the license to the translator of causing dual crimeagainst English
language and against Indian Commoners? Whosoever has done it, has inflicted the very sentiment of the
millions of half-clad and half-fed Indians.
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And, allow us to pass our life happily meditating like mango-men in this banana-republic (!)
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