1. I am a fallen star. If I dont return to the heavens,
one-hundred and one prophecies will fail to come true. 2. My wooden leg is made of an aged treant whose spirit still resides in it. 3. Because of what my father did, I bleed ink. 4. The schematics of an ungodly machine are tattooed on my back. If it is built, the current era will end. 5. I am the best farmer in the world. If it werent for this wanderlust, I could really get something done. 6. I was raised by owlbears and they regard me as one of their own. 7. My dance moves have been outlawed in three nations. 8. I was born in a hurricane and my cry calms the sea. 9. A miniature planet orbits my head. The inhabitants have yet to make contact. 10. My cloak is made of live bats. 11. I have the birthmark on my right foot that denotes iconhood; however, no one is certain whether I am the Fool or the Earthshaker. 12. I have written fourteen courtly romances under the name of an assumed noble. 13. I look exactly like the emperor, only ten years younger. 14. A shard of Eternal Winter is lodged in my heart. My romantic feelings are frozen. 15. I am the last survivor of an ill-fated journey to the Palace of Eternal Delights. All I have to show for it is this music box. 16. My old gang stole a powerful artifact from a vengeful icon. Now Im left holding the bag while they lay low. 17. A powerful wizard has seeded the world with identical copies of me. 18. A youthful encounter with the fae has left me with a tree growing from my head. Its fruits are like none on this plane. 19. My tattoos shift to match my moods--even the hidden ones I dont know about. 20. I once held my breath for ten straight minutes.
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21. The King of the Dwarves has named me his
royal taster. 22. My familys ancestral weapons are forged of dragonbone and elemental greed, which shimmers like oiled obsidian. 23. I conned my first windfall from an elderly ally of one of the icons. 24. I prophecize in my sleep. Loudly. 25. Im the subject of a popular ballad that defines one of the virtues of the age. 26. The second-most-common swear word on the continent is named after me. 27. The Queen of the Elves spurned by advances, but spared my life. I hope to learn if it was our shared history, or if she has greater plans for me. 28. My mind hosts telepathic symbiotes, which eat loose thoughts and excrete secrets. 29. My jams and pickles have yet to be bested by man or god. 30. I am a patchwork suit of armor. I communicate through masks and pantomime; most people are too polite to mention this. 31. When I die, it will rain until waves lap the heels of the Western Colossus. 32. Im getting tired of telling stories about legendary swords, but I cant deny Im a natural! 33. No one must know why I smell of cinnamon and rust! 34. My former paramours go on to great success, but no in fields of their chosing. 35. I ate the Troll Platter at Bugsys in under five minutes! 36. Ive never had an annoying song fragment caught in my head and I never will. 37. Im afraid of the sea, but its just as scared of me. 38. Nine times out of ten, being the third-friendliest gnome in the world is a blessing. The other time, Im glad Im not the second-friendliest gnome! 39. Fire reveals the unveiled path, free from corruption and want. It is a beautiful song that is both fierce and soothing. I am guided by the melody of flame.
40. My uncles home remedies are the bane of
ailments ignored by modern magic: crystal cobbles, skin-figs, and screaming fever. This knowledge is now mine and mine alone. 41. I grew up in a cursed valley, untouched by the Daystar. I am the first to escape home in over a generation. 42. My shield protected a great icon at the Siege of Kaldor. My arm and torso retain a burnt sunburst scar from the blow. 43. Im the last survivor of seven siblings who stole the sky. You dont believe me? It didnt use to be blue--not this blue. Now where did we hide it? 44. I have a perfect memory for nicknames and faces. 45. Im a demon bound to mortal flesh for a slight against the Goddess. If I die, my hellish coup will have been for naught! 46. Every day I experience one unexpected blessing, no matter how small. 47. The Shadowthief stole my memories and replaced them with those of a young nobleman. Whatever I knew must have been important--or theres something in my new memories that I dont understand. 48. Prophecy decays around me. I am that which is Revolution. 49. Ever since I was exiled by my sister, two opposing philosophies have been looking for me. Both are interested in reclaiming their lost figurehead. 50. I have a blood relative in every town and thorp in the empire. 51. My hands weep blood for something I will do in the future. 52. Ill never be the Chosen One, but Ive weaseled my way into half a dozen prophecies so far. All it takes is moxie, a convincing disguise, and my cursed bloodstone. 53. I dont dream. 54. Horses kneel at my approach often enough that people are starting to talk. 55. The shattered sword around my neck brought an end to the last era. 56. I dont want to talk about what I saw as a child. The red in my nails and eyes tell you enough. 57. I spent ten years chained to the back of a gargantuan eagle. My view of nature is complex.
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58. I wake up every morning to find an apple next
to my head. 59. I saved the last of the eye tyrants from extinction for purely selfish reasons. It owes me a troubling boon. 60. I am the Queen of Cats. 61. When Im depressed, I carve demonic woodcarvings. They dont mean anything, but the travelers who offer top silver for them arent convinced. Those people are strange. 62. I know the sinister truth behind a beloved icon; sharing it could kill thousands. 63. A new color was created when I was born. It causes poets to weep and drunkards to sing. Its spreading. 64. My tears are delicious. 65. Before I found my current calling, I was an icons personal cobbler. 66. Upon reaching adulthood, I burnt off my tentacles and made my first journey to the Quiet Realm. 67. My grandmother built traps for priests and kings. She left a message for me scattered across their tombs. 68. My noble parents sold me, their firstborn, to a wizard as house for his aged soul. I learned a lot during my youth--including how to escape. 69. So long as my glorious beard is unshaven, I cannot lie. 70. I remember when my race could fly. 71. I traded my immortality to protect an undeserving lover. 72. This cursed mask will not remove itself from my face unless I am slain by one of my blood. Why would an icon do this to me?! 73. Im the last survivor of a cult devoted to elevating an icon to godhood. Their hopes and their curse rest in me. 74.Im the only slave to ever escape from the phase spider webs. I saw their grand plan, and now I need to do something before they tear down the moon. 75. I traded my noble title for these three magic beans. 76. Someday soon, Ill tell someone about the ghostly women who I see in mirrors and hear in breaking bells. 77. My fire elemental heritage has blessed me with burning blood and flame-flecked eyes.
78. A youth of intense training has left me with an
encyclopedic knowledge of my masters extensive library; however, the library was poorly indexed and compiled according to his esoteric whims. 79. I once made the Skeleton King laugh, for which he is eternally vengeful. 80. I have no interest in living up to my heroic relatives legacy, in spite of my familys encouragement. 81. Ive discovered the answer to the unsolvable Sultans Riddle. I just need to find the wizard-king who first posed it and three wishes will be mine! 82. My hat cannot be destroyed. From which dead relic was it hewn? 83. I am one of five survivors of the expedition to the Chasm of Bones, and the only one not to have lost my mind. Yet. 84. A dark knight saved my village at great cost to himself. One day soon, I must grant him a dire boon, or he will return to finish the job. 85. I ate the heart of my tribal chief after ritual combat. His wisdom and his rage are my rewards. 86. I am an eternal soul. With each death, I lose more of myself, but gain a new form. 87. For years, my stomach was used as a living alembic by a crooked alchemist. I hope those auras I see are harmless. 88. Im the incarnation of a legendary heros squire. This time its my turn to shine. 89. Without my hallucinogenic mushroom pills, I will transform into a monster. 90. Ive been to the Inner Moon and will do anything to avoid returning. 91. Blood split by the cursed spear Bringer of Monsters transforms into chimeric aberrations. Why, then, did it create me? 92. Demons show up to my performances, observe politely, and leave. They look amused, hungry. 93. Some days Im the good twin. Some days Im the evil one. Our lost triplet was the key and the balance. 94. Im taller than I look, except when Im furious. 95. You cannot hide clams from me! Yum! Yum! 96. My spirit is a prison for angry ghosts. Pray that I do not waver in my duty.
97. I was the first gnome to be recognized as
Dwarfbrother. My statue in the Hall of the Mountain King proves it. 98. Im annoyingly cautious because a crazy plan of mine left my estranged soulmate bereft of hands. My conservative fashion holds surprising flourishes from my old life. 99. I used to be a smuggler of magical secrets. I didnt dip into them myself. Its too dangerous, really. Anyway, some powerful folks are calling on me for one last score. Maybe I even have it in me. As for not using those secrets, I lied. 100. Undead are unerringly polite to me. It doesnt stop their hunger or subsequent violence, but they still know something I dont. 101. I am not myself. I am a doppelganger under deep cover. Were I to drop cover before the arrival of Yeons Comet, I would invite the Death of Six Cuts. 102. The tastes of blood and wine are reversed for me. 103. Im a recruiter for a secret society of mercenaries and kingmakers. 104. The sages agree: my tail is either a blessing, a curse, or a sign of spiritual infidelity in my family tree. 105. My body is an incubator for the eggs of gross, necessary insects. Without them the local ecology would be in shambles. 106. I am the prayers of a volcano given flesh, but my thoughts are my own. 107. Everybody knows I killed the lieutenant of an icon. No one but me knows I pushed her off a cliff-or why. 108. I came to adulthood in the shadow of a fallen dragon. Its battered body wrapped around my village, and its meat fed me in the harsh winters. To this day, I smell like dragon. 109. Im an elven carnivore, like some kind of jungle cat. 110. Everybody in my village was scarred by a rain of dragons blood. We share the dragons dreams.
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