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Laughter
is the best
medicine
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One night a mother upon passing the door of her little girls bedroom
heard her daughter praying. She was saying quite loudly the following
words:
Oh God, please send some clothes for the many poor women I saw on
the screen of my Daddys computer.
Parents should be role models for their children. Alas, many parents
indulge in activities like gambling, smoking, drinking and watching
porn. What sort of messages are they sending to the little ones?
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Ganasamy and Ah See were drinking in the bar trying to wash away
their cares of life. Ah See asked Ganasamy, Do u know the difference
between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when ur wife gets pregnant; tension is when ur girlfriend is
pregnant and panic is when both ur wife and girlfriend r pregnant,
Ganasamy replied.
The person who lacks wisdom and does not live righteously is more
likely to face with more situations of stress, tension and panic. The
mind needs to be developed in terms of understanding, compassion
and wisdom in order to live a more peaceful life.
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Tit-For-Tat
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A Bestseller
Teacher
Peter
Martha
Matthew
Denis
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A Kids Curiosity
One day three-year old Gary asked his mother, Mummy, what food do
u feed our new born baby? Oh, baby drinks breast milk and orange
juice, the mother told Gary.
The following morning, Gary was very fascinated watching his mother
breastfeeding his baby sister. Gary asked the mother, Mummy,
Mummy, which side is the orange juice?
Little children are by nature very curious. Parents must give them
due attention and educate them in proper wise ways. Failure to do so
will impair the development of the child.
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Twin Sisters
Chubby married one of a pair of identical twins. One day he and his
friend Roy were having a chat at the bar. Chubby told his friend that
sometimes his wife would be away for a few days and he would be
alone at home. His friend asked him, Chubby, suppose one day ur
wife came back suddenly and started to kiss u passionately, how would
u recognize it was ur wife and not her twin sister? Chubby smiled and
said, Why should I?
How many husbands would remain 100 % faithful to their wives
under all circumstances? There would be some who fall into
temptations or exploit a situation to their advantage.
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All-You-Can-Eat
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Important Event
The history teacher asked the class, Can u give one important event
that took place in 1869?
Puva stood up and answered, Teacher, Mahatma Gandhi was born.
What about the year 1873? the teacher asked again,
Mahatma Gandhi was four years old, Puva answered confidently.
When questions are asked, the answers given by students can be most
unexpected and at times truly amusing. Much patience is required of
the teacher.