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Cumming is
the best
dressed star,
male or
The bear in
The
Revenant
wins the
best actor
Golden
Someone
mispronounc
es Saoirse
Ronans
name
A wild
Weinstein
is spotted
in the
periphery
Helen
Mirren
is bae
BINGO
Sylvester
Stallone is
unintelligib
le
Everyone tries to
forget Love Me
Like You Do is
from Fifty
Shades as Ellie
Goulding
performs it
Ricky
Gervais
makes a
quip about
gun
violence in
A presenter
mentions
Ryan
Goslings
sexual
Someone
makes a
joke about
the Sony
hack
BI
NGO
J-Law trips
for a
second
time
You make
mental note
to watch
Penny
Dreadful at
some point
The
Hollywood
Foreign
Press
Association
overlooks a
person of
The Doof
Warrior is
one of the
musical
guests
Presenter
Mel Gibson
is sucked
into a
Hellmouth
mid-
J-Law trips
over
Amy Schumer
makes a
feminist
statement by
showing up
Someone
explains why
Spy and The
Martian are
in the same
effing
category
Passive
aggressive
orchestra
music plays
over best
foreign
language film
Cookie Lyon
throws
shade better
than a
skyscraper
Patrick
Stewarts
date is
Ian
McKellen
#LeeLinforLogieswin
Giuliana
Rancic says
to celebrity
on red carpet
emergherd
you look
amazing
George Miller
screams
WITNESS
when Mad
Max: Fury
Road wins
best picture
The bear in
The
Revenant
wins the
best actor
Golden
Presenter
Mel Gibson
is sucked
into a
Hellmouth
mid-
Someone
mispronounc
es Saoirse
Ronans
name
J-Law trips
over
Sylvester
Stallone is
unintelligib
le
Taraji P.
Henson and
Viola Davis
redefine
friendship
goals
Maggie Smith
is a no-show:
shes got
more
important shit
to do
A wild
Weinstein
is spotted
in the
periphery
*nip slip*
Cate
Blanchett
dresses
shiny and
chrome
BINGO
Patrick
Stewarts
date is
Ian
McKellen
Presenter
sounds like
theyre having
a stroke trying
to say Anom
Anali.. *sighs*
Anomalisa
Helen Mirren
is bae
Someone
explains why
Spy and The
Martian are
in the same
effing
category
Amy Schumer
makes a
feminist
statement by
showing up
J-Law trips
for a
second
time
George Miller
screams
WITNESS
when Mad
Max: Fury
Road wins
best picture
Ricky Gervais
rips on
Donald Trump
Passive
aggressive
orchestra
music plays
over best
foreign
language film
Quentin
Tarantino
looks directly
at the
camera,
A presenter
mentions
Ryan
Goslings
sexual
People in
the
audience
roll a tear
during
performanc
e of See
BI
NGO
#LeeLinforLogieswin
The
Hollywood
Foreign
Press
Association
overlooks a
person of
Quentin
Tarantino
looks directly
at camera,
winks
Sam Smith
smiles
Youre
reminded the
guy who
directed
Spotlight also
made Adam
Sandlers The
Ricky
Gervais rips
on Donald
Trump
Despite two
nominations
Idris Elba
doesnt win
a trophy
but wins
your heart
Leo leaves
with more
supermodels
than he
arrived with
Someone
mentions
how much
it has cost
to save
Matt
Damon in
Jamie Lee
Curtis
defies
time/grav
ity
Passive
aggressive
orchestra
music plays
over best
foreign
language film
Presenter
Mel Gibson
is sucked
into a
Hellmouth
mid-
Someone
mispronounc
es Saoirse
Ronans
name
BINGO
A presenter
mentions
Ryan
Goslings
sexual
*nip slip*
BI
NGO
Sylvester
Stallone is
unintelligib
le
J-Law trips
for a
second
time
You make
mental note
to watch
Penny
Dreadful at
some point
Patrick
Stewarts
date is
Ian
McKellen
Someone
explains why
Spy and The
Martian are
in the same
effing
category
Cate
Blanchett is
bestdressed
#LeeLinforLogieswin
J-Law trips
over
George Miller
fangs it down
the red
carpet on
The War Rig
Jon Hamm
wins for Mad
Men when
everyone
knows it
should go to
Rami Malek
Lady Gaga is
a meat
popsicle
Christian Bale
looks like hes
attending
Parent Teacher
night, dresses
accordingly