Serving the students and the University community since 1893
VOLUME 118, ISSUE 23
diversions | page 5
GUITAR HERO
Chapel Hill resident Wes
Lambe makes distinctive
guitars in his basement. His
signature eight-string style
with fanned fretboards is
meant to create a more
accurate intonation.
arts | page 3
PRINTING PROWESS
Melanie Wall, owner of the
Bread and Butter custom
screen printing store, finds
her job almost meditative.
Wall learned screen printing
while she was in college.
sports | online
ROUNDING THE BASES
Despite starting with a 2-0
lead in the first inning, South
Carolina crumbled to the
UNC women’s softball team,
which tied for a record six
homers Wednesday.
city | page 3
CENSUS DAY
Despite the legal guarantees
to keep census information
private, some undocumented
immigrants are wary of
filling out the forms, which
are due today by mail.
Sheriff says killed
this day in history in ‘sour’ robbery
APRIL 1, 2003 …
Men’s basketball coach Matt
Doherty resigns three years
after replacing Bill Guthridge in
2000. Doherty was replaced by
Roy Williams, who would go on
to win a national championship
two years later.
Today’s weather
Snow and ice —
April Fools!
H 83, L 53
Friday’s weather
If we had class, we
would all skip
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police log ......................... 2
calendar ........................... 2
nation/world . ................ 11
sports . ........................... 11
crossword ....................... 11
opinion .......................... 12
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thursday, april 1, 2010
dth/SAM WARD
Efren Cisneros, a day laborer from Mexico, puts finishing touches on a Chapel Hill house he has been painting for more than a month. Cisneros has painted the whole house by himself.
THE FACES
BY Rebecca Putterman United States, cross the border and Ascension Cisneros, who lives in
Senior WRiter come back again — leaving a mark Leon, Mexico, could afford his eye
Everyone dealing with the uncer- surgery last year with the help of his
on our restaurants, retail, infrastruc-
tainty of day labor has a reason for ture and future professionals. son’s carpentry work in and around
his or her work. And as Latin America faces the Chapel Hill. Now, he’s able to watch
OF LOCAL
A carpenter needs to pay his fam- global recession with less economic his grandchildren grow up.
ily’s medical bills. A local dishwasher stability and what some call the short Efren Cisneros’ work can be found
works below minimum wage to stay end of the North American Free in the freshly painted walls and finely
with his U.S.-born children. A clean- Trade Agreement, some workers say crafted wooden floors of student-
ing lady pays for her son’s medical they couldn’t help but look north. majority apartment complexes all over
school tuition. Here are a few of their stories. Chapel Hill and Carrboro, including
DAY LABOR
The national debate still rages over The Warehouse on Rosemary Street.
how the country should deal with Waiting for any truck In North Carolina, employers don’t
Latino immigrants. But whether you have to ask for documents when they
are in favor of immigration or not, it’s Because Efren Cisneros, 45, paints hire independent contractors, defined
impossible to ignore its impact. houses, enduring the constant anxi- as nonofficial company employees.
The dollars and the labor of the ety that he might not find work Bill Cheatham is one such employer.
Chapel Hill area’s Latinos circle tomorrow, his father has recovered
Family ties keep labor in Orange County North Carolina, flow across the from near blindness. See day labor, Page 4
WHAT IT’S LIKE BACK HOME:
The economics of N.C.’s rising Hispanic population leon, mexico
The state’s Hispanic population has grown from about 40,000 in 1970 to about 500,000 in 2004. Many newcomers take
low-paying jobs but contribute to the state’s overall economy. In 2004, N.C. Latinos accounted for $9.2 billion in revenue. Efren Cisneros left his home in Leon,
Hispanic population in N.C. Workers by industry in N.C. in 2004 Mexico to come to Chapel Hill about
50 four years ago.
600,000 Hispanic population The poor economy there has continued
Non-hispanic population
Percent of the workforce
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in Leon is similar to those in many
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Teen was loved by community LAST CHANCE
Hillsborough. He wasn’t shot, but
they searched the scene Wednesday
Saw Mill Road,
for a firearm, Pendergrass said. location where
Maj. C.S. Blackwood said inves- Paylor James
Daniels was
tigators could not find a gun.
N.C.
thrown out
By Kelly Poe “The area we were searching of a car
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Assistant City Editor was far greater than we originally
When someone called Brenda thought it would be,” he said. “We
57
Van Hook’s home Wednesday ask- spent a significant amount of man
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ing for her son, she said he was not hours trying to locate the firearm.” Eno River
available. According to Pendergrass, State Park
“We’ve had Marijuana was later found at the U.S. 70
a death in the scene, leading the deputies to believe Interstates 4
0/8 Hillsborough
family,” she said. it was a drug deal.
2 miles
5
It wasn’t a “It went sour, and we wound up
blood relative with a situation on our hands.”
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who died but Demarus Car ver, 19, and DTH/KRISTEN LONG
a close neigh- Jemeison Torain, 21, turned
bor, whom her themselves in late Monday night He was also a frequent volunteer
son says he saw and have been charged with first- at Hillsborough Hog Day. dth/katherine vance
Deon Thompson talks to the media Wednesday. The game against
Friends said flung from a car degree murder, Pendergrass said. Van Hook said that she believes
Monday, she Rodney Fearrington, 19, was the community will become closer Dayton today will mark the senior’s last game in the Tar Heel uniform.
they thought
said. brought in early Tuesday, after from Daniels’ death.
of Paylor
as family.
The death of
James Daniels Paylor James
deputies found out where he was,
Blackwood said. Fearrington was
Members of his church who
moved away are coming back to the
town for his funeral on Friday from
ONLINE INSIDE
Daniels, 19, was charged with accessory after the
likely the result fact to murder, he said. as far as Florida, she said. At noon, join reporters David Reynolds and On page 10, a look
Van Hook shared that the loss was Powell Latimer at dailytarheel.com for a liveblog at how UNC’s defense
of a robbery and drug deal gone Carver and Torain are being
bad, Orange County Sheriff Lindy held at Orange County Jail in lieu hard on the tight-knit community about UNC’s chances tonight against Dayton. has improved during its
postseason tournament
Pendergrass said Wednesday. of $300,000 bond, according to where Daniels lived with his grand- Throughout the day at dailytarheel.com/ run.
“This was just a very hurtful jail officials. Fearrington’s war- parents. press-box, read blog posts about Larry Drew II
thing for the community because rants were not served until late “Most people here have been and check out a roundup of the players tweets. On page 11, get the
he was so young,” Van Hook said. Wednesday, Blackwood said. farming most of their lives, and every At dailytarheel.com/basketball, catch up on low-down on the game
“He made everybody laugh. He There are no drug charges being body knows everybody,” she said. stories from the season so far. tonight and read about
would help us here on the farm.” pressed, Pendergrass said. “He didn’t ever meet a stranger how freshman John
Deputies said they did not Daniels was a student at here.” Just before the game, check dailytarheel. Henson has stepped up.
originally believe that Daniels was Durham Tech Community College, com for last minute observations and predictions.
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a vehicle about 15 miles north of of the 4-H club, Van Hook said. at citydesk@unc.edu. again after the game for a story and slideshow.
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Pisano, vice dean of medical
school, to leave University
Dr. Etta Pisano, vice dean for
academic affairs of the UNC School
of Medicine, has been selected to
be the next dean of the Medical
University of South Carolina.
She will be appointed as the
school’s first female dean pending
final approval by the school’s board
of trustees on April 9.
According to an announcement
released Wednesday, Pisano was
selected from a national pool of
candidates. She will begin as the
school’s dean July 1 after the school’s
dean of nine years, Dr. Jerry Reeves,
steps down on June 30.
Pisano, who will become one
of about a dozen female medical
school deans in the United States,
has been a faculty member at UNC
for more than 20 years.
During her career with UNC,
Pisano has established herself as a
leader in mammography. A gradu-
ate of Duke University School of
Medicine, Pisano developed a tech-
nology called NextRay, which pro-
duces images more detailed than
X-rays with much less radiation.
Pisano also has received multiple
grants from the National Institutes
of Health.
Honor Court chairman to be
sworn in by student congress
Travis McElveen, a junior eco-
nomics and history major, will be
sworn in by Student Congress as
the Honor Court’s new chairman
on April 6.
Selected by the graduating
chairmen and vice chairmen from
among the Honor Court members,
McElveen will serve a 12-month
term as the primary contact for the
Honor Court and ensure that once
cases are charged and investigated,
they are fairly judged by an impar-
tial court.
McElveen said the primary
goal for his term is to increase fac-
ulty awareness and support of the
Honor Court.
Undocumented immigrants
visit UNC to discuss farming
A group of undocumented
immigrants spoke before a crowd
of about 40 students Wednesday
evening to discuss their expe-
riences working on American
farms.
The event was hosted by Alianza
as part of National Farmworker
Awareness Week.
Six women from Lenoir County
formed the group Mujeres Sin
Fr o n t e r a s ( Wo m e n w i t h o u t
Borders) in 2009 to raise aware-
ness about farm conditions for ille-
gal immigrants. One of the women,
Guillermina, who did not give her
last name, spoke to the audience
through an interpreter.
Mujeres Sin Fronteras built an
organic garden in Lenoir County to
help needy immigrants feed them-
selves.
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campus for the full story.
City briefs
Hillsborough rail funding
and future is still uncertain
Although Hillsborough has
moved one step closer to bringing
passenger rail service to the area,
the question of its funding has yet
to be solved.
The rail station small area plan
task force presented a draft propos-
al to residents at the Orange County
Library on Wednesday night.
If built, the rail station would
provide passengers in Hillsborough
with access to two Amtrak lines,
the Piedmont and the Carolinian,
which connect Charlotte to Raleigh
and New York City.
But town officials said the town
currently does not have a way to
pay for the rail service.
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city for the full story.
El Centro Hispano branch will
not open today as planned
El Centro Hispano’s Carrboro
branch will not be opening today
as originally planned.
April 1 was the original bench-
mark for the Durham-based Latino
nonprofit to take its place in Carrboro
after El Centro Latino closed last
November due to a budget crunch
and high leadership turnover.
The center was hoping to open
its Carrboro branch in conjunc-
tion with the Latino Community Wake Technical Community College’s English as a
Credit Union, which is opening a Second Language classes March 17.
new branch in Carrboro Plaza on
N.C. 54. in more than 12 eastern N.C. counties.
Susan Denman, chairwoman
of El Centro Hispano’s Board of one has openly told her why they will not fill out a
Directors, said that the organiza- census form, but she knows many undocumented
tion is working on a new bench- immigrants are concerned they will be turned in to
mark date. the authorities if they give out their personal infor-
“We’re very close to making a mation.
decision about an opening date,
and we want to have a really nice to emphasizing the confidentiality of the census.
celebration and welcoming to the
community when we do open,” 13 of the U.S. Code, which states that:
Denman said.
— From staff and wire reports.
Grad departments to issue waivers
Students can get financial assistance for longer
By Lyle Kendrick
STAFF Writer
Graduate school departments will now
be able to grant tuition waivers to their stu-
dents, allowing time to study beyond the cur-
rent semester cap while receiving financial
assistance from UNC.
Under a decision made in January by
Steve Matson, dean of the Graduate School,
individual departments are now allowed to
determine how long they fund students.
Doctoral students have a 10-semester
cap, and Master’s students have a four-
semester cap to receive funding.
The move will allow more autonomy for
individual departments and potentially give
graduate students the opportunity for greater
flexibility in working toward their degrees.
PASSION FOR PRINTING
Local screen printers express creativity
By Gavin HACKELING
staff writer
When Jody Cedzidlo graduated
from UNC, she never imagined she
would make a living using the screen
printing skills she learned in class.
After graduation, she worked several
jobs and starting
ART
working part-time
in a local print shop,
gradually getting
JOBS more hours and
responsibilities.
After three years,
Cedzidlo started
Flytrap, a design label specializing in
screen printed apparel.
Screen printing, a technique in
which ink is forced through stencils
and a woven mesh, can be used to print
designs on a variety of materials includ-
ing paper, textiles and wood.
She asked Routlette Vintage in
Carrboro to sell clothes she made.
“I couldn’t believe how many I sold
in the first month,” Cedzidlo said.
Local screen printers like Cedzidlo
are sharing their art with thousands of
people—and making a living at it.
Flytrap
Cedzidlo said Flytrap uses a unique
process to print clothing.
Most screen prints use Plastisol, a
durable plastic ink that often sits on top
of the material.
For Flytrap’s products, transparent
layers of acrylic ink are applied and
washed to produce a softer print.
“After the ink dries I wash the shirt
to remove some of the ink on purpose,”
Cedzidlo said.
Bread and Butter
Bread and Butter is a custom screen
printing company in Chapel Hill.
Though she did screen printing as an
Census forms due today; fill it out or get a knock at door
Undocumented immigrants
worry about filling out form
By anika anand
senior Writer
Her message for Latino immigrants is simple: for
them to count, to have a voice, they must fill out the
2010 Census.
Dayling Tolan, a Census Bureau partnership spe-
cialist, is one of an increased number of Latino census
workers hired to promote the census in Latino com-
munities.
Based on census population estimates, North
Carolina saw a 79 percent increase in the Hispanic/
Latino population from 2000 to 2008. Wake
County, which includes Raleigh, saw a 121 per-
cent increase and Orange County saw a 51 percent
increase.
But it’s likely that these populations won’t be fully
counted due to some undocumented residents’ fear
that releasing their personal information will put
them at legal risk.
The information collected by the census will help
the federal government distribute about $400 billion
in funds, but for every uncounted person, the state
misses out on an estimated $1,500 in federal funding,
said Bob Coats, the governor’s census liaison and a
North Carolina State Data Center coordinator.
If the growing Latino population isn’t recognized
in its entirety, the state will not receive sufficient fed-
eral funding to provide Latinos with vital community
resources.
Fear of the questionnaire
Tolan, a native of Venezuela, spoke to students in
She has been tasked with reaching out to Latinos
More than 100 presentations later, Tolan said no
She dedicates the majority of the presentation time
Data collected by the census is protected by Title
n  private information is never published
n  the information collected is used for statistics
n  anyone who publicizes the information
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primarily comes from state funding and
tuition, as well as from private donors and
applied appropriately,” said Matthew Redinbo,
chairman of the chemistry department, in an
research grants, Matson said. e-mail. “Graduate school is not a lifestyle, and
Matson said the individual departments Once those budgets run out, individual we have a responsibility to mentor our stu-
have the strongest understanding of their departments will be able to use their instruc- dents toward degree completion.”
students and have been most directly tional budgets to assist students staying lon- Keith Lee, president of the Graduate and
involved in students’ work. ger than the capped number of semesters. Professional Student Federation, said the deci-
“It really frees up the department to use Matson said some factors that can cause sion has long been supported by students.
that research in the way they think is most doctoral students to need more than 10 “The departments are the ones who know
appropriate for their students” he said. semesters to finish their degrees include how long it should take a student to gradu-
The overarching Graduate School previ- changing advisers, field work requiring trav- ate,” he said.
ously determined if students were eligible eling to off-site archives and research not Matson said the decision was not a direct
to have the cap waived. being as relevant as initially anticipated. reaction to potential budget cuts, which have
“I think there’s been a misperception that “The policy is in place to, as fairly and already had severe impacts on the Graduate
the Graduate School thought everyone could transparently as we possibly can, allocate a School’s budget.
complete their degree in five years,” Matson limited resource,” he said. He added that he anticipates the upcom-
said. “That’s never been the case.” Matson said department heads have ing budget to have negative consequences on
The Graduate School grants out-of-state responded positively to being able to deter- the school’s funds.
students tuition remission, which reduces mine whether graduate students are eligible
their tuition to an in-state rate. to be waived of the semester cap. Contact the University Editor
The money supporting tuition remission “This will be beneficial for students when at udesk@unc.edu.
art major, store owner Melanie Wall said
commercial printing is very different.
“The art process for an individual is
very ego-laden. For an art business you
have to take yourself out,” Wall said.
“It’s more of a collaboration.”
Wall bought Bread and Butter in
1992.
“It’s satisfying work if you like the
process. Some people would find it to
be monotonous and repetitive. I find it
to be almost meditative,” Wall said.
The Printery
Other screen printers maintain a
focus on local service.
Founded in 1893 to print The Daily
Tar Heel, The Printery has since sold its
offset printing division, and now special-
izes in screen printing and embroidery.
“We do all hands-on, manual print-
ing. It gives us the opportunity to be cre-
ative,” said co-owner Sarah Hammond.
Advice to students
Wall and Cedzidlo cautioned pro-
spective arts entrepreneurs to anticipate
working hard and to follow strict organi-
zational and administrative practices.
“Anyone who owns a business
should be prepared to work very hard
at it,” Wall said.
Cedzidlo said even though screen
printing is a creative business, it’s impor-
tant to do everything by the book.
“I read all of these brochures about
what to expect in your first year of
business. I didn’t think they’d apply to
me. Everything they said turned out to
be true,” she said.
Even in this job market, it is possible
to find an arts-related career, Wall said.
“There’s the potential for creativity.
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There’s hope.”
Melanie Wall, of Bread and Butter Screen Printing, prints a “Dead Mule Club” T-shirt
Contact the Arts Editor at her shop in Chapel Hill on Wednesday. After 17 years, Wall says she still enjoys
at artsdesk@unc.edu what she does and finds the repetition of her work “almost meditative.”
can be jailed for up to five years or be fined up to
$250,000. Q&A: Making sense of the census
Coats said there are no questions about documen-
tation on the census. There are only questions about Today is Census Day, the due date for filling out and return-
citizenship on the American Community Survey, ing the 2010 U.S. Census forms.
which is a longer census form that is sent to a random
sampling of homes. The information gathered by the census — conducted
“You would probably answer more detailed ques- every 10 years — is used to allocate federal funds, draw vot-
tions in applying for a credit card than on a census ing districts and determine the number of representatives for
questionnaire,” he said.
each state in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Importance of counting Latinos In the coming months, census workers will begin to visit
Tony Asion, director of Raleigh-based Latino advo-
households that did not turn in a census form. The compiled
cacy group El Pueblo, said it’s important for lawmak- census information is required to be presented to President
ers to recognize the increasing percentage of Latinos
Barack Obama by Dec. 31.
that make up their constituency.
While Asion acknowledges that some undocu- Here are answers to questions you might have about the
mented Latinos don’t want to fill out the census census. - Compiled by Jeremiah Gregg
because of a fear of confidentiality, he said others
feel taken advantage of. Is my information secure? fill out a form.
“They’re saying, if undocumented workers don’t
count for anything, then why count for the census so According to the U.S. Census What happens if I’m includ-
the state can get money for them,” he said. “Obviously Bureau, personal information is not
shared with any other public or pri-
ed on more than one form?
we don’t agree with that … but I understand both
points of view.” vate entity for 72 years. Any breach The U.S. Census Bureau has pro-
Coats said he sees how some might feel ignored by of privacy is subject to a $250,000 grams and methods for checking
the government, but the census numbers are neces- fine and/or 5 years in jail. and making sure a single individual
sary to develop programs to help Latinos. is not counted more than once.
“If you felt like you’ve been missed in the past, the Can I be penalized for not
wrong thing to do is say you’ll be missed in the future,” filling out my census form? How does the census help
he said. “We can only plan for the future if we know
Yes. Failure to complete the cen-
me as a college student?
you’re there.”
sus could result in a $5,000 fine. Census data is used to help cal-
Latino response culate how much money is allo-
If I live in campus housing, cated for federally funded scholar-
Students in the class, Rafael Lopéz, from Honduras, do I have to fill out a form? ships, grants and student loans.
and Rosa Calderon, from the Dominican Republic,
said they learned about the census from Spanish and UNC fills out census information If I don’t think I was counted,
English media, including television, radio and Web for all people in campus housing.
sites. They have already mailed their forms. where can I go to get or fill
But Carla Carrillo, from Mexico, said two of her Do I fill out the census if I out a form?
friends are worried because, despite being told oth-
erwise, they believe the information could be used by
am still a dependent of my There are four “Be Counted” sites
officials trying to target undocumented immigrants. parents? in Orange County where you can get
“I told them don’t worry, but they don’t believe me,” a census form:
Yes. The census counts individuals n  UPS Store, 1818 Martin Luther
Carrillo said.
according to where they live now. King Jr. Blvd, Chapel Hill
She said she thinks presentations like Tolan’s help,
though. n  Carrboro PTA Store, 103 Jones
“Other students who were afraid before can learn If my parents put me on Ferry Road, Carrboro
about the census. We can go tell our other friends thattheir census form, do I still n  Carrboro Century Center, 100
it’s good to be counted.” N. Greensboro St., Carrboro
need to fill one out? n  Orange County Planning
Contact the State & National Editor Yes. They should not have includ- Dept., 131 W. Margaret Lane,
at stntdesk@unc.edu. ed you, and you are still required to Hillsborough.
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day labor those working in the states because

there are such few opportunities for “What you earn here in one day you can buy the cookies.”
It’s a choice she’s had to make.
Gallegos, an advocate for day
laborers, helped Domingo file the
from page 1

He owns Four Seasons Landscaping

of Durham and employs workers
like Efren Cisneros from the unof-
ficial day labor site at the corner of
Jones Ferry Road and Davie Road.
“We kind of pick up anyone
willing to do the work,” he said.
“They’ve all been good workers.”
Efren Cisneros said he tries to
send at least $200 every week to
his family, divided between his par-
ents, his siblings, his four children
and his three grandchildren.
The difference in value between
the Mexican peso and the U.S. dollar
is such that migrants like Cisneros
can go for days without work and
live on bare necessities while helping
their families afford a better life.
“What you earn here in one day
you can earn in one week in Mexico,”
Efren Cisneros said in Spanish. “My
whole family can eat for as much as
I have to spend to feed just myself.”
Ascencion Cisneros said two of his
grandchildren work in a Leon leather
factory where wages and hours were
cut, but production didn’t change.
Those who have left factories to
find better paying jobs or to subsist
on family farms have found the
global recession difficult to endure.
“We need the money sent from
work here,” Ascension Cisneros said
in Spanish.
Just up the hill from the Cisneros’
house, three families have lost all of
their youth across the border — a
trend seen all across Latin America.
David Bacon, a migrant labor
expert from Los Angeles who gave a
speech at last week’s Latin American
Migration conference hosted by
UNC’s Institute for the Study of the
Americas, emphasized the necessity
with which many Latinos migrate.
“Since 1994, 6 million people
from Mexico have come to live in the
United States,” he said, emphasizing
the mass exodus caused by NAFTA.
“You work for half a day to afford
a gallon of milk. Most people live in
cardboard houses, and that’s when
people are working. So when people
lose their jobs, and the border is right
there, what do you think you’d do?”
Ascension Cisneros said when
workers return from the States,
they use their savings to invest in
their hometowns by opening small
businesses and hiring locals.
“They make good use of the money
they saved over there,” he said.
And while he misses his son, he
said he respects what he has to do.
“For his help supporting his
grandchildren and his children, I
earn in one week in Mexico."
efren cisneros, day laborer, explaining why he moved to the U.S. for work
support him. I just hope he doesn’t and other Latinos haven’t been able
lose his identity — his race, that he to afford as much fresh food and
is a Mexican,” he said. cooked meals from the tiendas.
“If he comes home, I will wel- She took home a basket full of
come him, and give him thanks.” freshly butchered beef and fresh
vegetables from Toledo’s Taqueria
Waiting for graduation that she planned to use in her soup
that night, even though she’d only
If Graciela Sigueroa was selling worked four days that week.
vegetables in Guatemala instead of Her red T-shirt was a gift from
traveling the Southeast in search of a friend and her shoes were picked
houses to clean, her son wouldn’t up at a yard sale.
have the money to go through According to a Hispanic eco-
medical school in California. nomic impact study by the Kenan-
But thanks to a commitment Flagler Business School in 2006, as
to her son that takes her across of 2002 Hispanic-owned N.C. busi-
the Virginia border and out to nesses were a $1.8 billion industry,
Wilmington in search of a day’s and as of 2004, Latino buying power
work, the United States might soon in the state was $8.35 billion.
boast one more neurosurgeon. But Sigueroa is an exception.
“My son is studying in the uni- Like many who are unemployed,
versity, and that’s my dream. If when the Latino population isn’t
I was working in Guatemala, I working, it isn’t buying.
wouldn’t be able to reach that goal,” Mariana Dominguez works the
Sigueroa said in Spanish. cash register at Toledo’s Tacqueria
“Thanks to those who have given where Sigueroa was shopping.
me work, I can realize this dream.” She’s worked there for six months,
In order for Sigueroa to afford but even in that time she said she’s
her son’s tuition, she cuts corners seen business decrease, especially
with the clothes she buys and at the restaurant, empty at 7 p.m.
sometimes with the food she eats. on a Thursday.
But she sees the Latino population “There are a lot of diabetics
Waiting for his rights
If Domingo didn’t work for
below minimum wage washing
dishes in a local Mexican restau-
rant, he would have to cross the
border and leave his U.S-born chil-
dren and his wife behind.
But thanks to a commitment
to his family that compels him to
work 12 hours a day nearly every
day for almost half the minimum
wage, Chapel Hill has one more
man serving chips and salsa.
Domingo asked for his last name
to not be published because of his
immigration status.
Last year, he filed a complaint
against a Franklin Street restaurant
for paying him less than the mini-
mum wage. The Daily Tar Heel con-
firmed the complaint to be on file at
the N.C. Department of Labor. Now,
he endures the same low wages and
long hours at a new restaurant.
“I’ve thought of going home, but
I don’t know how I would take the
children,” Domingo said in Spanish.
Domingo’s daughter is seven
months old. His son is only 2.
“A lot of people in this area, they
live off of restaurants around here,”
said Rafael Gallegos, associate
director of the Chapel Hill-Carrboro
Human Rights Center.
complaint.
According to the 2006 business
school study, non-Hispanic workers
in the leisure and hospitality indus-
try, which includes restaurants, make
$28,014 a year on average,. Hispanic
workers pull in around $17,571.
Domingo said he earns $700
every two weeks. If he were paid
at minimum wage, he would earn
$1,000.
At Domingo’s last job, he said he
worked 12-hour days without breaks
and was only paid $50 a day.
While his wages could have been a
violation of the N.C. Wage and Hour
Law, at-will employees, those who
work without a contract, do not have
to be guaranteed any breaks, no mat-
ter the number of hours worked.
When Domingo quit that job,
he said he complained to the
Department of Labor that he be paid
for the hours he’d already worked
prior to quitting — a compensation
required under N.C. labor law.
“They took advantage of us,
they pressured us,” he said. “We
thought the pay would increase
but it never did.”
Now Domingo said he doesn’t
think it’s worth it to keep challenging
the conditions under which immi-
grants like himself must work.
“About the same thing is hap-
pening where I work now, but I

Great Harvest
as a community and makes the effort because they’re eating fast food. “So when you pay $7 at one of have to deal with it unless I want
to spend her extra dollars at the local It’s too expensive to buy food at the those places on Franklin Street, to go without work.”
Latino-owned businesses. tiendas Mexicanas,” Sigueroa said. well, you can pay $7 because the

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munity in 2008, Sigueroa said she pack of cookies costs 75 cents, you making less than that.” at citydesk@unc.edu.

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The first step to guitar luthierie is design. Certain

elements, like the length of the neck or the curvature of
an archtop, require specific measurements to ensure a
sturdy guitar.

Choose your wood, glue

your slabs together and
cut away everything
that doesn’t look like a
guitar. The “holy grail”
of tonewood is Brazilian
Rosewood — it’s expen-
sive and exotic and has a
sound to match.

Sanding is a huge part of building a guitar. To

ensure finishes and smooth joints, prepare to put
in a good amount of elbow grease.

Apply your finish of choice. The simplest

option is an oil rub that will retain the
natural color of the wood. If you’re look-
ing for something more showy, finishes can
include anything from spray-on sparkles to
colored stains.

Dth photos/Joseph Chapman

Chapel Hill guitar maker Wes Lambe stands with his personal guitar, which he uses to test new techniques for expanding his Once you’re done with the body and neck, assemble the
craft. Lambe, who makes guitars in the basement of his home, has been building the instruments professionally for 10 years. electronics, including pickups and wiring. Then you’re
His design incorporates eight strings and a fanned fretboard that allows for more precise intonation. ready to plug in and enjoy.

By joseph chapman
staff writer
Wes Lambe might be a Chapel Hill native, but he’s
no small-town guitar builder. His guitars are not only
renowned for their quality, but they are in demand
worldwide.
His shop, located in the basement of his house,
is stocked with myriad exotic woods and electronic
parts and even quarters a computer-controlled
router.
Browsing through Lambe’s collection of guitars, it’s
hard to believe that these instruments are made by
hand – they’re immaculate to the point of machine
precision.
“Taking your time is the hardest,” he said. “There
are a lot of little details that are easy to skip over. If I
were to look back at guitar eight or nine, I’d probably
cringe at all the little details I missed.”
Lambe got his start in guitar building humbly.
Small, on-the-side repair jobs offered insight to the
inherent faults of the guitars Lambe spent his time
fixing. After this experience, he wanted to build a bet-
ter guitar.
“I’ve always been interested in how guitars work,
and I’ve been taking apart guitars for years,” he said.
From there, Lambe attended the Summit School
of Guitar Building and Repair in British Columbia,
Canada, where he honed his skills as a luthier. The
willingness of his teachers to explore past the con-
ventional guitar-building technique allowed Lambe
to develop his own distinct style.
“One day I saw an acoustic version of an eight-
stringed guitar and thought, ‘Man — that’s really cool.’
And of course I didn’t have the money to buy one, so
I started making one instead,” he said.
Ten years of professional building and more
than 90 instruments later, Wes Lambe Guitars has
become most notable for eight strings and fanned
fretboards.
The fanned fretboard provides a more pure sound,
but few builders work with its complicated design.
“As you play a regular guitar, it’s inherently out of
tune,” he said.
“The bridge is slightly angled to compensate for
the different gauge strings and length, so each note is
going to be a little bit off. On a fanned fret, the intona-
tion is more accurate.”
A guitar fan as well as a craftsman, Lambe keeps
one guitar for his own — a guinea pig on which he
tests new designs. He described this particular guitar
as “the mechanic’s car” — a suitable description for
an eclectic instrument. Lambe tests any new design
or feature on this guitar before implementing it to his
final products.
The result is an eight-stringed, fanned fret semi-
hollow body archtop complete with Alumitone and
humbucker pickups. It even has a leg rest.
Perhaps the most curious element to Lambe’s eight-
stringed guitars is that they have two outputs — one
to a bass amp and one to a guitar amp.
The instrument almost makes the bass player — or
the guitar player, depending on your perspective —
obsolete.
Musicians that are used to conventional guitars
might have difficulty adapting to the new finger posi-
tions on Lambe’s guitars. The fanned fretboard has a
substantial learning curve.
“It’s different,” he said. “There are some things that
are a lot easier. You picture the layout of your hand
and you see a natural fan shape. It gets a little tricky
around the 15th fret because everything becomes
reversed.”
After a few minutes of tinkering, the method
behind the frets becomes more clear.
The sound provided is near-perfect with a faultless
tone. So it begs the question: why doesn’t every guitar
manufacturer offer fanned fretboards?
“Well, they’re harder to make,” Lambe said. “But
I honestly think there’s a lot of tradition involved.
People look at these guitars and think ‘Wow. That just
doesn’t look right.’”
While Lambe’s guitars might not “look right” in
the conventional sense, they’re undeniably beauti-
ful. They are instruments defined by meticulous-
ness, crafted from only the most gorgeous and tonal
wood.
One of Lambe’s guitars can be had for $2,500 to
$6,500 — a price that might seem exorbitant, but con-
sidering the 100 or more hours Lambe puts into each
instrument, they’re a steal.
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BAG IT Dive chats with Spider Bags’ Dan PRESCRIPTION FILLED ROYAL RETURN VISIONARY FILMMAKING A FEW WORDS
McGee and reviews the band’s new 7-inch. Dive catches up with punk John Grant returns with help “Un Prophète” is currently pro- Dive sits down with Durham
ORANGE PEEL This week’s 5 Questions fea- rocker Ted Leo before he brings from Midlake for the triumphant viding a new take on the prison pop-smith Brett Harris on the eve
tures local indie pop act Cassis Orange. his band The Pharmacists to and beautiful new Queen of drama at Chapel Hill’s of the Nightlight release party for
LOST AND FOUND “I Found Out” by Brett Cat’s Cradle on Monday. Denmark. Chelsea Theater. his debut LP Man of Few Words.
Harris is Dive’s Local Song of the Week. PAGE 13 PAGE 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 11
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Ted Leo seeks punk rock enlightenment

By Joe faile
Staff writer
As an aspiring Bodhicitta war-
rior seeks enlightenment through
compassion and loss of physical
self awareness, Ted Leo pursues
and instills similar principles
to his daily life. Leo, lead singer
and guitarist of Ted Leo And The
Pharmacists, is a Bodhicitta war-
rior in training, a quest which
reflects these fundamental values
in his music, most notably in his
lyricism.
“It’s about a Narragansett Indian
in Rhode Island having a vision of
the coming of the Viking ships,”
said Leo about the cleverly named
“Tuberculoids Arrive in Hop,”
a song off his latest release The
Brutalist Bricks. “It’s not meant to
be a history lesson. It’s just some-
thing I wanted to write about.”
But Indian traditions aren’t the
only bent for Leo’s intensely witty
songwriting. He says his collec-
tive will write about anything that
comes across their creative pallet.
ATTEND THE SHOW “I’m on the streets. I’m only concerned
Time: 8:45 p.m. Monday
Location: Cat’s Cradle about public policy and politics in so far
300 E. Main St.
Info: www.catscradle.com
as they affect people.”
Ted Leo, Leader of Ted Leo And The Pharmacists
No matter if it’s an ominous
recollection such as “Mourning in groundwork for Leo and his band. said Leo. “I usually write stuff alone
America,” or a love-adorned romp Guileless, shouted lyrics, dis- but know that it is going to evolve
in the vein of “Bottled in Cork,” cap- torted power chords, and mod- when we work on it as a band.”
tivating word play is Leo’s trade- estly arranged drums briskly beat As the project developed, cater-
mark, a signature he leaves on the unmistakably redolent of a mid ing to a group was a simple tran-
band’s entire collection. 1970’s mohawk and leather jacket. sition for Leo, who began writing
“I don’t write about things in an “Nobody said London Calling with specific members in mind.
academic way,” he said. “I’m on the wasn’t a punk record because it had Following the utilization of the
streets. I’m only concerned about acoustic guitars on it,” said Leo. band’s strengths and improvisa-
public policy and politics inAiley Ad2-DTH-Duke:Layout
so far 1 3/29/10
Though Leo created 9:57in
the name AM tional
Page 1skills, brilliant albums were
as they affect people.” 1997 and recorded the first album composed and a steady climb to
Although flashes of catchy mel- without a band, he now has a solid the top of the punk scene ensued.
odies are interwoven among the line-up. Chris Wilson has played And it’s a position that Leo has no
band’s albums, The Pharmacists drums with Leo for ten years, intention of relinquishing.
are utterly punk at their core. bassist Marty Key has been in the “I love being at home and writ-
“When we wake up, we’re punk. band for three years, and guitarist ing,” said Leo. “But there are very
When we go to bed, we’re punk,” James Canty has been an inconsis- few things that are as fun and ful-
said Leo about the band’s sound. tent member of the band for the filling as being on stage, playing
“What’s indie?” last decade, recording numerous music.”
Punk roots create a steady albums. Courtesy of Matador Records
“It went from them learning my Contact the Diversions Editor Punk rocker Ted Leo indulges in some amplifier worship. Leo will bring
songs to us recording in the studio” at dive@unc.edu. along his band The Pharmacists for a show at Cat’s Cradle on Monday.

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BRETT HARRIS: A SOUTHERN BOY WITH A BRITISH BEAT

Brett Harris grew up on the gos-
pel of British pop, and now he’s
preaching to the Triangle choir.
This week he releases his debut LP
Man of Few Words.
With a release party at the
Nightlight on Friday, the Durham
musician sat down with Assistant
Diversions Editor Linnie Greene
to talk tape recorders, the South
and the wisdom of Lennon and
McCartney.
Diversions: How and when
did you become a songwriter?
Brett Harris: I got kind of
a late start, I guess, because I used
to sit down with the guitar or the
piano, and things would come to
mind. But either my attention span
was too short or something would
come up, and I’d get called away or
distracted from what I was doing.
And I’d just forget what I was
working on.
So once my wife and I were visit-
ing her parents, and we found, in
an old closet, her brother’s old tape
recorder. It’s one of those where
you hit the play and record at the
same time and use the old cas-
settes, and it’s painted in like these
amazing early ’90s DayGlo colors.
I think it was custom done. And
so we thought, “This could be fun.
This could actually be really help-
ful.” So we brought it home. sight read, and played piano out GO TO THE RELEASE PARTY
of a hymnal, you know. I think it’s
Dive: How did that method of kind of that Southern institution
Time: 10 p.m. Friday
recording affect your music? Location: The Nightlight
of sorts.
BH: I think it taught me to have 405 1/2 W. Rosemary St., Chapel Hill
There really wasn’t a lot of music
discipline. And it also taught me to Info: nightlightclub.com
at home, except she did have her
be willing to commit to an idea. I old Beatles records, and she would
think the Beatles, (John) Lennon play those and pick those out on done quickly. Because, you know,
and (Paul) McCartney, used to have the radio, and we’d get to hear time is money in a studio. So it
this tenet that they held each other them. But a lot of just classic pop was a great experience, and I was
to that they would write, and if they music is where I got my start. It happy with the result. But I was
couldn’t remember it the next day, kind of branched out from there. looking for something that would
it wasn’t worth pursuing. I don’t I’m inspired and influenced by afford me the opportunity to be a
really follow that. Sometimes I’ll anything that’s good. The fun part little more experimental — maybe
surprise myself with what I’ve is having that journey of finding not so much in a sonic attempt but
done, and a lot of those ideas are out what it is that you like, finding just in the way I approached each
songs that have ended up on this out who your influences are. Just song — and gave each song its due
new album, and things like that, discovering new music, both new diligence.
but a lot of the times, you know, it and current stuff and stuff that’s Working at Arbor Ridge with Jeff
helps me to learn how to be more super old. Crawford really afforded me that
economical in my writing, to move opportunity. We were able to co-
past ideas that aren’t going to turn
Dive: What was the recording produce the record, and it was the Courtesy of Brett Harris
process like for your new album?
into anything. first time also that I had someone Durham’s Brett Harris poses in a parlor for a press photo. The songwrit-
Did you integrate the tape recorder
to collaborate with in the confines er’s first album will be released with a party at the Nightlight on Friday.
Dive: You mentioned the at all?
Beatles. Where do you find artistic of the studio. Plus, it’s just a really
inspiration?
BH: We didn’t do the tape great, laid-back environment. You a lot of different stuff, actually. I are a couple of tracks that might.
recorder for the record. We tried on know, it was the type of music that was influenced a lot by what I saw But yeah, I think my influenc-
BH: I am very much inspired one track, it was this old loop I had you make with a dog laying on the going on vocally, and sort of this es were kind of all over the place
by the music of the ‘60s, the early made, and that got banished prop- living room floor. really interesting move that’s a going into this because I had such
‘60s especially. They were the erly, but maybe that’ll surface one return to pop music, which makes a long time and was just constantly
British Invasion groups. And a of these days. I had done a couple Dive: What were you listen- me really happy because it’s some going and finding new records or
lot of that’s because it’s fantastic of EPs before, and I did them in a ing to as you made the album?
of my favorite stuff. I love a good finding old records, and just trying
music, but growing up my fam- studio where it was a great envi- BH: Oh gosh. Wow, at the rock ‘n’ roll song, and I love soul to absorb as much as I can.
ily didn’t have a lot of music in ronment. Loved working there. time I was really listening to a lot music, too. I listened to a lot of soul
the house. Nobody else played an But at the same time I felt a lot of George Harrison records, a lot music. I don’t know if this record Contact the Diversions Editor
instrument, except my mom, who of pressure on myself to get things of Harry Nilsson, which I love — has much soul music to it. There at dive@unc.edu.

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John Grant crafts dark, brooding
folk with heartbreaking honesty
Singer explores regrets and hardships
By Joseph Chapman
Staff Writer
Midlake fans were probably
wondering what took Courage of
Others so damned long to record.
Their answer comes in the form of
an album with John Grant of The
Czars.
And it’s a good answer at that —
Grant’s soothing voice is the perfect
counterpart for Midlake’s retro-folk
soundscapes.
Capturing the eerie softness of
the ’70’s with reverb and simply-
strummed acoustic guitars, Grant’s
collaboration is like The Moody
Blues meets Crosby, Stills, Nash &
Young.
Queen of Denmark is tan-
gible proof that an album can
save someone’s life. “Jesus Hates
Faggots” is cathartic, giving Grant
the chance to come to terms with
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the repressive cruelty he faced
growing up. “I can’t believe I
considered taking my own life/
Because I believed the lies about
me were true,” he sings.
The song is an appropriate, wel-
come departure from the rest of
the album’s easy-going aesthetic,
emphasizing the real and palpable
aching behind Grant’s collected
façade.
The entire album reaches a turn-
ing point with “Jesus Hates Faggots.”
Grant throws everything out on the
table for his listeners — he’s gay, he
doesn’t like Jesus and he doesn’t like
his dad.
This song and the tracks that fol-
low it reveal Grant at his most vul-
nerable. It’s this willingness to share
with his listeners that changes the
direction — and reliability — of the
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MUSICreview
john grant with midlake
queen of denmark
folk
With these admissions, the synth
effects become more prominent and
the tone and subjects of the songs
become increasingly dark and
heavy.
The album finally closes with the
aching and dark title track “Queen
of Denmark.” It’s a song that is epi-
cally heartbreaking in its helpless-
ness.
The listener is immediately
thrown back to Pink Floyd’s The
Wall and its manic almost-closing
track, “The Trial.” It’s an uncanny
parallel.
Queen of Denmark is not, by
any definition, a happy or cheerful
album. Don’t be fooled by the seem-
ingly carefree sounds of tracks like
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Your Own Way” is really fun to
play on Rockband, but don’t think
that’s all this 1977 gem offers. From
Stevie Nicks’ ethereal voice to John
McVie’s throbbing bass, it’s not
“Chicken Bones” or “Silver Platter hard to figure out why Rumours is
Club” — these quirky names are one of rock’s most famous albums.
simply a guise for therapeutic, Movie from the Vaults:
regretful apologies.
This ability to so coyly emit pain “Le fabuleux destin d’Amelie
throughout the album proves just Poulain”: Better known as simply
how prolific Grant is as a song- “Amelie,” this 2001 film a classic.
writer. Director Jean-Pierre Jeunet chron-
Let’s just be glad that Grant is still icles kooky Amelie Poulain as she
around for us to hear his songs. navigates between life, love, and her
fantastical daydreams. It’s a quirky
Contact the Diversions Editor romance that’s perfect for spring.
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musicshorts
Asher Roth
Seared Foie-Gras with
Quince and Cranberry
Hip-Hop
On Asher Roth’s 2009 debut,
Asleep in the Bread Aisle, the pale
and lanky MC set out to do a lot.
Between emphatically condoning
his approval of university life and
preference for Lisa Turtle, Roth
eloquently broke into diatribes con-
cerning his similarity to Eminem,
the War on Terror and race.
Roth’s latest French culinary-
themed project doesn’t deal in seri-
ous issues. It’s more about “titties”,
blunts and name-dropping Dutch
basketball players from NBA Jam.
This is essentially rapping-
under-the-influence: what Roth
and running mates Boyder and
Brian Bangley probably do in their
downtime.
It’s no surprise when the grue-
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movieshorts
Un prophete
“Un Prophete” (“A Prophet”)
leaves nothing to assumption in its
raw presentation of an unconven-
tional rags-to-riches story that is
anything but romanticized.
The movie follows the rise of
Arabic prisoner Malik El Djebena
(Tahar Rahim) in a corrupt French
prison dominated by inmates from
the Corsican mob.
AFFORDABLE BEAUTY.
Diversions
Director Jacques Audiard never
hesitates to show the images of pain
and desperation that many survival
stories leave to the imagination.
The story is brought to life in all its
cruelty with scenes of inmates mas-
turbating and El Djebena’s first kill,
which is so violently vivid the audi-
ence can nearly taste the blood that
splatters on his face.
The movie never directly address-
es El Djebena’s rise through the
prison ranks but subtly shows the
movement of his status among the
other inmates. The director charts
this change through the transitions:
a tattered blue jacket to a sweater,
his cell gaining a television and his
eventual ability to sneak a prostitute
onto the prison’s premises.
The movie strays away from stan-
dard prison fare in that El Djebena
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The film explores the depths
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But Audiard thrives in showing
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is looking out into the sea before tions for dramatic poignancy, the
returning to prison, the audience film whishes and whoops through
understands that El Djebena does a surprisingly emotional adventure
not want to be tied to the crime that is as multi-dimensional in story
circles he has outsmarted. as it is in spectacle.
“Un Prophete” stands out from Hiccup Haddock (Jay Baruchel)
other prison films because it shows is a wimpy teenage misfit in the
El Djebena as a man who is still Viking village of Berk, where fight-
growing. Audiard’s stark style of ing pestilent dragons is a way of life.
direction demonstrates the reality One night, Hiccup privately catch-
of the inmate’s violent and volatile es himself a dragon and, instead
existence. of killing it, adopts it as his secret
pet, which he names Toothless as
-Lyle Kendrick an oxymoron. Hiccup’s secretively
acquired talents of dragon-tam-
how to train your dragon ing earn him celebrity status, but
when the village discovers the truth
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even Avatar’s aerial scenes. You can
almost feel the wind in your face.
And while the film is by no means
tear-jerking, it’s touching in its own
way. The bond between Hiccup
and Toothless blossoms, affecting
the viewer with a “My Dog Skip”
dynamic. So much attention to this
union provides little to no time at
all for the plot to seal itself up, but
between the film’s charm and 3D
marvel, you barely notice.
Blissfully devoid of a single pop-
culture joke, the film derives its
laughs from the absorbing Viking
world which it so thoroughly con-
structs. At its core, the film is a dra-
matic work, but it conceives Vikings
as everyday people, and everyday
people are funny as hell.
As the filmmakers breathe incen-
diary visual life into a near-perfect
script that bursts with imagination
and heart, the film roars revolution
for DreamWorks Animation.
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When Roth flips Kanye West’s
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 10 thursday, april 1, 2010 Sports The Daily Tar Heel

Tar Heels’ defense evolving as tournament final looms

BY David Reynolds
Sports Editor
A 32-point loss isn’t usually
included in a discussion of a team’s
increased effort level.
But that’s exactly what point
guard Larry Drew II wanted to
talk about when asked why North
Carolina has shown more emotion
and passion in this year’s NIT than
during the regular season.
That defeat, an 82-50 shellacking
at Duke, broke through whatever
barrier stood between UNC and the
message of coach Roy Williams.
“Things just kind of clicked in for
us — snapped, I guess — especially
after that Duke game,” Drew said.
“It was a certain feeling that we got,
knowing that we haven’t been play-
ing as well. I felt like we let a lot of
people down, ourselves included.”
Earning back that trust has
taken the form of an increased level
of ferocity on the defensive end.
Diving for loose balls has become
the norm. Blocked shots await any
opposing guard hoping to sneak into
the lane for an easy two. And a sense
of urgency for the full 40 minutes
has cut down on defensive lapses.
Together, those have transformed
UNC from the worst scoring defense
in the ACC to a stingy unit that’s
earned its way in the NIT finals.
In the Tar Heels’ four games in the
postseason tournament, they haven’t
allowed an opponent to shoot better
than 42 percent from the field.
“I guess everything Coach was
talking about finally got through to
us and sunk in,” Deon Thompson
said. “Getting after loose balls and
all the little things we didn’t do all
season. Now that we’re doing those
things, we’re finding some wins in
the win column.”
That defensive focus comes in
handy during poor shooting nights
like Tuesday. UNC shot only 35 per-
cent in that one. Dominating num-
bers on the glass — the Tar Heels
grabbed 60 rebounds to Rhode
Island’s 45 — were enough to nudge
them to victory.
“Learning involves teaching
and absorbing, and the other part
is putting into action. We haven’t
changed our coaching style; we
kept trying to emphasize,” Williams
said. “I kept saying I have to find a
way to get them to do that. I still
don’t know what we did except they
do have it a lot better right now.”
UNC’s final test this season will
come against a Dayton team that
earned its way to the title game the
same way the Tar Heels did.
The Flyers hassled Ole Miss
into 34 percent shooting in the
semifinals en route to a 68-63 win,
and they did it from contributions
across their roster — 11 Dayton
players saw action.
Only two Flyers average double
figures in scoring for the season,
but they all possess a high level
of athleticism Williams is having
trouble preparing his team for.
“Their pace of play is impres-
sive. Substitutions are impressive. I
substitute a lot, but they substitute
a heck of a lot more than we do,”
Williams said. “They have some
youngsters that are extremely ath-
letic, extremely quick. It is impos-
sible to simulate it.”
Contact the Sports Editor
at sports@unc.edu.

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CPR-PRO FOR LG RECERTiFiCATiON at the
Chapel Hill-Carrboro YMCA. April 17 or 24
or May 8, Saurday 8am-12pm. Registration
on April 7. $55, books and pocket mask
are extra. Visit www.chcymca.org or call
919-442-9622.
STUDENTS: OWN YOUR TUxEDO! $85 in-
cludes: Tuxedo jacket, pants, shirt, tie, cum-
merbund or vest, studs and cufflinks. You
OWN it, this is not a rental. Ladies, we’ve
got new cocktail and evening dresses for just
$95 each! Formalwear Outlet, 415 Millstone
Drive, Hillsborough, just 15 minutes from
campus. 644-8243.
SALSA 4 U! Come dance salsa every
1st Saturday! Salsa lessons offered
every Monday! For more informa-
tion call 919-358-4201 or check out
www.salsaforu.com.
PARALEGAL SUMMER iNTENSiVE: Duke cer-
tificate in paralegal studies begins 5/24. Free
info session 4/8. learnmore.duke.edu/parale-
gal. 919-684-3379.
LiFEGUARD TRAiNiNG CLASS at the Chapel
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1, W/Th/F, 6-9pm. Register now. $225. Visit
www.chcymca.org or call 919-442-9622.
LiFEGUARD RECERTiFiCATiON at the Chapel
Hill-Carrboro YMCA. April 17 or 24 or May 8.
Saturday 1-5:30pm. Registration on April 7.
$55, books and pocket mask are extra. Visit
www.chcymca.org or call 919-442-9622.
HR ESSENTiALS: Certificate program
4/28-4/29 at Duke. learnmore.duke.edu/
humanresources. 919-668-1836.
Child Care Wanted
BABYSiTTER NEEDED. We are looking for an
experienced babysitter to work 25 hrs/wk
starting July 15th and continuing through the
fall semester. Pay is 13/hr for 2 kids, 15/hr for
NANNY: Need afterschool care 2:45-
5:30pm M-F starting April 4th or
ASAP for kids 6 and 9 in Chapel Hill.
Full-time for summer if interested.
nannysearch27516@gmail.com.
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law. Our readers are hereby informed that
all dwellings advertised in this newspaper
are available on an equal opportunity basis
in accordance with the law. To complain of
discrimination, call the U. S. Department of
Housing and Urban Development housing
discrimination hotline: 1-800-669-9777.
GRAD STUDENTS: 1BR iN CARRBORO
available now for upcoming school year
at 101-B Cheek Street. $525/mo. Con-
tact Fran Holland Properties via email:
herbholland@intrex.net.
WALk TO CAMPUS. 2BR/1BA apartments
with W/D, dishwasher, central air and heat.
Available August for $875/mo. 933-8143.
RARE FiND. 2BR HOUSE 200 yards from cam-
pus and Franklin Street. $1,300/mo. Available
in mid-May. AC, dishwasher, W/D hookups,
private yard, parking for 4. Call 824-7981 or
email pro@hotwhere.com.
AVAiLABLE MiD-JUNE. 3BR/3BA Chapel
Hill house. Furnished? $1,650/mo. includes
3 parking spaces, all utilities, cable, inter-
net access. 3 blocks from Foster’s Market.
On busline. Call 704-210-8356 or email
chhouse1925@yahoo.com.
DUPLExES FOR RENT: Campus housing
available for immediate move in. 5BR close
to campus and on busline. Rents for $2,500/
mo. Security deposit same as rent. ALSO Mill
Creek unit available for immediate move in.
4BR close to campus and on busline. Rents
303 Smith Level Road. Each bedroom has
its own private bath. $1,600/mo. On the
busline, ALL utilities included except phone.
Email nnewcomb@brixxpizza.com, 919-225-
6491.
GRAD STUDENTS: 130 CARR STREET only 4
blocks to campus, this 1BR duplex is $700/
mo. Fran Holland Properties, herbholland@
intrex.net.
WALk TO CAMPUS. 5BR/3.5BA duplex with
W/D, dishwasher, central air and heat. Avail-
able June, July or August. $2,300/mo. 933-
8143.
3BR/2BA OFF NORTH COLUMBiA. W/D,
dishwasher. Walking distance from campus.
Available August 1. $1,450/mo. Call 698-
5893.
COUNTRY SETTiNG 5 MiLES TO CAMPUS.
2BR/1BA duplexes are in North Chatham
County. Hardwood living room floor, fire-
places, pets negotiable with fee. 1 mile to
groceries, UNC park and ride lot. Enjoy quiet
nature moments. $650/mo, water included.
Fran Holland Properties, herbholland@intrex.
net.
4bR HOUSE IN CARRbORO
304 Davie Road. 4BR/2BA house in central
Carrboro. All appliances included. Excellent
condition. On free CW busline, easy walk
to Farmer’s Market. $1840/mo. Lease and
deposit. June or August. 919-605-4810 or
CoolBlueRentals.com.
OFFiCE SPACE DOWNTOWN. 1 room, 260
square feet. Lease required. $500/mo, in-
cludes electricity, gas, water, 1 parking
space. rental@upcch.org. 919-929-2102.
4BR/4BA UNiVERSiTY CONDOS. This ground
level unit is across from pool. Available June
15 with new carpet. Living room and kitchen
are furnished. On busline. $1,400/mo. Fran
Holland Properties: herbholland@intrex.net.
3BR/1BA. Wood burning stove. Wall of win-
dows overlooking woods. 2 decks. Screened
in porch. Gas cooking range. Great loca-
tion. Charming. $1,300/mo. Call kathy,
910-690-1407.
AFFORDABLE NEAR CAMPUS HOUSiNG 3BR
and 4BR condos near Foster’s Market. Spa-
cious units with large bedrooms, hardwood
floors, W/D, gas heat, central air. $1,300/mo.
919-968-2100.
$630/month & up
• 3BR/2BA with 1200 sq/ft
$700/month & up
• Rent includes water
• Very QUIET complex on
“N” busline
Real Estate Associates
919.942.7806
www.bolinwoodcondos.com
For Rent
WALk TO CAMPUS. Newly renovated
3BR/2.5BA duplex. Central heat, air, W/D,
dishwasher. Available June, July or August.
$1,700/mo. 919-933-8143.
WALk TO CAMPUS. Available July. 2BR/1BA
house. W/D, dishwasher, central heat and
air, hardwood floors, fireplace, large back
garden. $1,400/mo. 919-933-8143.
4 bR/3bA.
3 bLOCkS TO CAMpUS
Awesome, new upscale townhouse. Just re-
duced Only $1,800/mo. Available 6/1. How-
ellStreet.com for pictures and floorplan. Call
to see! 919-933-8144.
3BR/1BA HOME 4 MiLES SOUTH of campus.
Beautiful hardwood floors, central heat and
air, W/D hookups, nice yard, no pets. Avail-
able immediately. $750/mo. Leave message
at 919-933-1162.
For Sale
LEATHER ROCkERL Dark burgundy leather
rocker, excellent condition, for office or living
room. Would list for $300-$400. A steal at
$85. Photo available. 919-967-3435.
Help Wanted
2010 BS BUSiNESS GRADS: UNC Alum-
ni owned small business seeking to
hire BSBA (new or recent graduate)
SCIENCE CAMP COUNSELORS
Morehead Planetarium & Science Center.
Summer weekday hours, competitive pay. Lead
K-8 students in science experiments, educational
activities and games. Undergrad science or
education majors preferred (but not required).
Training provided. Employment info:
www.moreheadplanetarium.org Interviewing now!
Help Wanted
VETERiNARY ASSiSTANT. We are looking for
a mature, responsible veterinary assistant for
full-time employment, includes 2-3 Satur-
days a month. Experience preferred. Please
apply in person at Legion Road Animal Clinic,
1703 Legion Road.
YMCA AT MEADOWMONT is hiring for sum-
mer! Camp counselors, certified lifeguards
and swim instructors, member services,
snack bar. YMCA experience a plus. Contact
Jess Hanlin for more information. jhanlin@
chcymca.org or 919-945-0640. Applications
available online at www.chcymca.org.
RALEiGH LAW FiRM in Cameron Village
area seeking graduate student to work
minimum of 1 year in full-time courier, clerk
position. ideal for pre-law graduate. Require
reliable vehicle for travel. Must be depend-
able and detail oriented. Email resume to
law@jordanprice.com.
SALES, ADVERTiSiNG: Town and Country
Trader is looking for person who enjoys the
challenge of selling, has professional appear-
ance, excellent communication and follow up
skllls. Flexible hours, generous commission.
919-542-2446.
EGG DONORS NEEDED. UNC Health
Care seeking healthy, non-smok-
ing females 20-32 to become egg
donors. $2,500 compensation for
COMPLETED cycle. All visits and pro-
cedures to be done local to campus.
For written information, please call
919-966-1150 ext. 5 and leave your
current mailing address.
Internships
PAiD iNTERNSHiP: Summer market-
ing communications internship op-
portunity in Charlotte. Manufactur-
ing company that sells GE branded
sealants is currently seeking highly
motivated self starter with strong
attention to detail. intern will assist
the MarComm team with public re-
lations, advertising, merchandising,
collateral. JOMC majors strongly
preferred. Great way to build port-
folio! Email cover letter and resume:
trisha.mcguire@momentive.com.
Visit www.gesealants.com for com-
pany information.
Lost & Found
FOUND: iPOD. You lost your iPod! Oh no! But
don’t worry, i found it. Call me to iD. Jill at
919-830-7763.
FOUND: kEYS on the street in Carrboro, West
Main and Davie. Call to iD. 919-428-6203.
LOST: SiGG WATER BOTTLE. White metal,
lovely flowers. Most likely in a neoprene
sleeve with spots. Small reward :) 919-475-
9018.
LOST: DOG. REWARD OFFERED Emily, 4 year-
old, black short haired shephard mix, white
blaze on chest. From Franklin Street, North
Street area Saturday, 3/27 around 10:30am.
Very shy, very sweet. 919-818-5013.
Roommates
SEEkiNG 2 ROOMMATES: 2 easy going girls
looking for 2 roommates to fill 2 bedrooms
open in newly renovated Columbia Place
town house, less than a mile from campus,
$625/mo. 919-740-4569.
Rooms
FALL SEMESTER SUBLET 5BR/3BA house.
101 Nunn Lane. June 10 thru December 31.
5 minute walk to campus $400/mo +utilities
(about $50/mo). klokman@email.unc.edu.
Sublets
SUMMER SUBLET! 116 MALLETTE STREET.
SUPER CLOSE TO CAMPUS AND FRANkLiN.
$600/mo (which includes utilities and plenty
of parking). Call for details. 919-639-3274.
SUBLEASE: 1BR in 2BR Chapel View Apart-
ment for Fall 2010 sublease. Furnished,
$585/mo, includes all utilities. On NS, T
buslines. Contact bkinsey@email.unc.edu or
704-322-0832.
1BR iN 2BR Chapel View apartment. Private
restroom, full kitchen, fully furnished, utili-
ties included, FREE gym, tanning and pool,
on 3 buslines. $550/mo. Available early
May thru mid-August. kaxe@email.unc.edu,
704-609-8456.
WALk TO CAMPUS, 1BR in 4BR beauti-
ful townhouse. $625/mo, price negotiable,
Available June thru December. Email Amy:
akgwynn@email.unc.edu.
Wheels for Sale
2003 TOYOTA CAMRY xLE, Aspen
Green, 4 door, 73,600 miles, $8,900.
Single owner, garaged, 4 cyl, new
Michelin tires, ABS, airbags, JBL
6CD stereo, grey cloth interior.
919-949-3460.
NEED A PLACE TO LIVE?
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3 kids. We are flexible as to days and times.
We have 4 kids, newborn to age 5, but there
will be very few times that the sitter would
have all 4. The kids are silly but well behaved.
We are looking for someone that they can
have a lot of fun with, who is creative and
energetic. They love to go to the pool (across
the street) and be outside. We primarily need
help during the day with the occasional eve-
ning. We are located in Durham but close to
Chapel Hill. Emily, 919-493-2270.
AFTERNOON “MOTHER’S HELPER” 3:45-
5:15pm M-F, Hillsborough. Help 3 fun chil-
dren (ages 3-8) with outdoor activities, play,
putting away toys, washing up, helping set
the table for dinner. $9/hr. Child care experi-
ence is a MUST. References required. Email
hnrs@earthlink.net.
Announcements
for $1,950/mo. Security deposit same as rent.
Both of these units are currently available
with payment of security deposit with first
month free. For more info to schedule an ap-
pointment for viewing please call 919-260-
6635 or leave a message with first and last
name and contact number at 919-932-6779.
WALk TO CAMPUS. 2BR/1BA house. W/D,
dishwasher, central air and heat, hardwood
floors, large back deck. Available June.
$1,150/mo. 933-8143.
SpOTS STILL AvAILAbLE!
Where else can you walk to class, tan for
free, workout, enjoy the view of downtown
from our rooftop and live in an apartment
that is modern, unique and can’t be repli-
Announcements
bARgAIN RENT 4bR/4bA
University Commons. $360/BR. On busline.
Private. All utilities and internet included.
Available August 1st, 2010. 919-923-0630,
919-767-1778, 919-265-9116 or hpone91@
gmail.com.
705 NORTH COLUMBiA HOUSE. Walk to cam-
pus, 3BR/1.5BA, central AC, W/D, nice yard,
garden space, storage building. $1,125/mo,
available June 1st. Call Leif, 919-542-5420.
APARTMENT FOR RENT: Finley Forest, 2BR/
2BA, fireplace, W/D, refrigerator, dishwash-
er, disposal, no pets. $820/mo. Convenient
to UNC, near Friday Center. Available June 1.
919-452-4627. ttwu200@aol.com.
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or related major. Excellent salary
and benefit package. MUST have a
minimum 3.0 GPA. Email resume to
BSkFSB2010@aol.com.
bARTENDERS
ARE IN DEMAND!
Earn $20-$35/hr. 1 or 2 week and weekend
classes. 100% job placement assistance.
Raleigh’s Bartending School. Have fun!
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rent tuition rates. Call now! 919-676-0774,
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ATTENTiON MEDiCAL MAJORS: First,
second summer session and fall
part-time jobs. Positions available
for people thinking about or ma-
joring in one of the medical fields
such as nursing, pre-med, physical
therapy, occupational therapy or
one of the other medical disciplines
but not a requirement. Can train,
no experience needed. Excellent op-
portunity to gain hands-on experi-
ence. Pays $12-$14/hr. Call for more
information. 919-932-1314.
SOLAY COUNSELiNG AND Research Center,
PC is seeking a part-time office assistant to
work in our Durham office. Responsibilities
include heavy calendar management, client
interaction, sending and returning emails,
payments processing and general office ad-
ministrative duties. $8/hr. Forward resumes
to: kuzzell@solaycounseling.com.
COMPUTER SAAVY? Professional resuming
job search seeks assistance with online appli-
cations, 3-4 hrs/wk; flexible schedule, $10/hr.
919-428-5150.
TRAiNER: Chapel Hill-Carrboro YMCA is
hiring personal trainers. Would work with
clients on a 1 on 1 basis, providing assess-
ments, developing fitness programs, and
provide fitness orientations. Personal train-
ing experience is required in addition to cur-
rent certification from nationally recognized
organization. Hours will vary based on client
needs. Submit application (found on web site
www.chcymca.org) to nchan@chcymca.org,
mail or bring to our Chapel Hill Branch.
HELP WANTED: Experienced food servers
and late night security needed at R&R Grill.
Full-time and part-time positions available.
Apply in person at 137 East Franklin Street.
919-240-4411.
HOUSEHOLD MANAGER NEEDED: Busy profes-
sional couple seeks a household manager to:
run household and personal errands, maintain
household orderliness (laundry, dish washing,
light cleaning), manage the household calendar
and coordinate schedules and daily activities,
plan and direct special events, coordinate other
household services (nanny, housekeeping,
lawn), occasionally cook. Position requires dis-
cretion and the ability to maintain employers’
privacy. Must have a valid driver’s license, ve-
hicle and insurance. 10-20 hrs/wk, occasional
extended hours required. Graduate student
or recent college graduate preferred. $10/hr.
Email: personalasst_joblist@yahoo.com.
PART-TiME: Leasing apartment homes at
Glen Lennox Cottages, 20-25 hrs/wk, week-
days and weekends. Prefer property manage-
ment experience and some college educa-
tion. Fax resume to 919-967-7090 or email
to chuntley@grubbproperties.com.
ANiMAL CARE PROViDERS. We are looking
for mature, responsible animal care providers
for part-time employment. Afternoons and
weekends. Please apply in person at Legion
Road Animal Clinic, 1703 Legion Road.
Homes For Sale
HOME FOR SALE in historic district. Unique
opportunity, 560 yards from Old Well.
Peaceful enclave, friendly neighbors. Archi-
tect designed, many features. 4BR/2.5BA.
High quality, excellent condition. $475,000.
919-619-5950 or 919-619-0001.
HOROSCOPES
If April 1st is Your Birthday...
Communication is the root source of your
success this year. Whether romance, work or
family is involved, you’ll be wise to carefully
consider responsibilities and figure out how
to share them with significant others.
Relationships thrive as a result of your efforts.
To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is a 7 - Pretend that you’re in Today is an 8 - What seemed like a lot of
charge of the world. Everyone else acts mental work yesterday becomes a bal-
anced, practical plan today. Two people
that way today, so you may as well, too.
Use your creativity for practical results. agree with your assessments and move
forward wholeheartedly.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Today is a 6 - keep your eye on the prize. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Visionary ideas feed into your practical Today is a 7 - Most of your work involves
assessment of the situation. An older direct contact with others today. The
person supplies necessary logic. impact is a heartfelt, private matter.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 2)
Today is a 7 - All good ideas today come Today is an 8 - Circumstances put a
from actions behind the scenes. Channel wrinkle in your plan. Gather the team to
everyone’s thoughts into one logical consider practical options. Solutions may
plan. Creativity will move forward. come from an unexpected source.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Today is an 8 - You get the results you
Today is a 6 - Prepare to change your
mind in a big way today. Opportunities deserve. Hopefully, this means that
come from several directions. Don’t try today’s opportunities fall into place to
them all. Choose carefully. produce a satisfying result.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Today is a 7 - Early indications suggest Today is a 6 - Somehow responsibilities
grabbing opportunities and making seem distant or vague. To clarify your
adjustments later. The initial ideas are position, use practical language and fol-
strong, but they benefit from logic. low the logic. Put it in context.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is a 6 - Make time for sympathet- Today is a 5 - Your favorite person embarks
ic communication. By helping others on a new plan, and you feel left behind.
resolve their difficulties, you put your As you struggle to catch up, you realize
they’re waiting for you. You’ll make it.
own troubles in perspective and boost
your self-esteem.
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BY powell latimer thin 6-foot-10 freshman struggled in good spirits.
Senior writer
NEW YORK — Just before the
learning to play small forward. His “He just always manages to find
weight-gain goals continue to be the brightest side of the situation,
Obama plans for Pakistan tries to More bombings
tip-off of overtime during North
Carolina’s win against Rhode
problematic, drawing the unyield- and people just feed off that.”
ing ridicule of teammates.
off-shore drilling clear insurgents in Russia kill 12
Island on Tuesday, John Henson But Drew agrees that Henson Contact the Sports Editor ANDREWS AIR FORCE P E S H AWA R ( M C T ) — MOSCOW (MCT) — Double
had to stop. continues to go about his business at sports@unc.edu. BASE, Md. (MCT) — President Pakistan’s military is planning suicide bombings struck the
URI’s Will Martell, trying to get Barack Obama announced plans to complete operations to clear strife-ridden Russian republic of
an advantage, twitched before the The Lowdown on Thursday’s Game to expand offshore drilling for insurgents from the tribal area Dagestan on Wednesday morn-
ball was thrown. Henson straight- oil and gas Wednesday, arguing — including North Waziristan, ing, killing 12 people and injur-
ened in joking offense, looking to No. 4 North Carolina vs. that it was critical to the cause of where al-Qaida and the Afghan ing dozens.
the crowd as if to ask, “Did that No. 3 Dayton energy independence and thus a Taliban have long had sanctuary The attacks came as a violent
really happen?” 7 p.m. matter of national and economic — within the next two months, echo of this week’s bombings
Never mind that the Tar Heels Madison Square Garden security. the Pakistani general in charge aboard Moscow’s subway sys-
had barely reached overtime and 20-16 Broadcast: ESPN; Radio: 1360 WCHL 24-12 Speaking before a military of the special paramilitary force, tem, which left 39 dead.
had five minutes to extend their audience, the president said his said. A Chechen militant leader
season or go home. Action stopped HEAD-TO-HEAD administration will consider Operations in North claimed responsibility for the
for a few moments while Henson new areas for development in Waziristan, which are already subway bombings in a state-
hammed it up. Larry Drew II and Dexter Strickland made under way but haven’t been ment released Wednesday to a
big plays Tuesday, but UNC’s backcourt
the southern and mid-Atlantic
Immediately afterwards, UNC Ocean and in the Gulf of Mexico announced, will not take the Web site affiliated with the mili-
made its first two buckets and took
Backcourt looked shaky. Marcus Ginyard and Will
form of a major offensive but
Graves struggled, and someone needs to while working to protect tour- tants. Russian Prime Minister
control of overtime. step up and make a shot. Edge: Dayton ism and the environment in the a series smaller unannounced Vladimir V. Putin again lashed
The freshman forward and his process. operations, he said. out at militant groups.
goofy smile have helped lift the Tar John Henson is a blocking machine, Deon
Thompson keeps piling up points and UNC is
Heels out of what looked like a los-
ing season earlier this year and into Frontcourt coming off a plus-15 rebounding Turn it in
performance. Dayton simply doesn’t have the
the NIT finals. talent in the post to match up. Edge: UNC Today marks Census Day, the
day that U.S. Census forms are due
games
“John’s just a very light-hearted
kid,” Larry Drew II said. “I think Eleven players saw action for Dayton in back. See pg. 3 for story.
guys just feed off his energy.” Tuesday’s semifinal against Ole Miss, but
Henson’s smile came out earlier Bench none of the Flyers’ subs can match the Bigger and better
instant offense UNC’s Tyler Zeller and Dexter © 2009 The Mepham Group. All rights reserved.
in regulation when one of his pass- Strickland provide off the bench. Edge: UNC Level: 1 2 3 4 The men’s basketball team’s
es was so errant that Will Graves defense has evolved through the
was still laughing as he walked Not only has UNC seen tougher opponents
and played at Madison Square Garden NIT. See pg. 10 for story.
onto the court to replace Henson, Complete the grid
The freshman could only smile, Intangibles before, but the Tar Heels came up with big
plays late in almost every NIT game. That so each row, column Guitar hero
hold his head in his hands and jog won’t stop in the finals today. Edge: UNC and 3-by-3 box (in
to the bench. bold borders) con- Learn how to build a guitar
Since moving into the starting The Bottom Line — North Carolina 72 , Dayton 70 tains every digit 1 from a Chapel Hill legend. See
lineup 12 games ago, Henson’s stats Compiled by David Reynolds and Powell Latimer to 9. pg. 5 for story.
and play have steadily improved. In
Solution to
the last six games, he’s averaging 10.2 Russian classic
points and 7.8 rebounds per game, Wednesday’s puzzle
and has eight blocks in the NIT. Are you a female unc student 18 or older? A classic of Russian theater,
“Uncle Vanya,” came to Memorial
“He really stepped up big for us
Hall. Go online for story.
down the stretch,” Drew said. “With
his length and his athleticism, he
makes it difficult for other teams Another one down
to run the offense.” The UNC women’s tennis team
But more than numbers, defeated Wake Forest, 5-2, on
Henson’s nature provides lev- Wednesday. Go online for story.
ity to a Tar Heel team that, just a
month ago, slid to the depths of
the ACC and couldn’t build any
confidence.
Henson’s seen his fair share of
struggles this year as well. The rail-
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Charlotte.
E-mail: bierer@email.unc.edu
I’ve gotta
go, I’ll
talk to
you later
I
was riding in the car with a
friend the other day when he
got a phone call. He glanced
at the number and gave an exas-
perated look. He waited a couple
rings and answered the phone
with as much enthusiasm as an
anticipated visit to the dentist.
The conversation quickly
became a soliloquy on the other
line. Detailed answers turned
to monosyllabic yeses and no’s.
After three painstaking minutes
of listening to this nails-on-
chalkboard conversation, he gave
the classic line, “I’m losing recep-
tion. Can I call you back later?”
He delivered the line well. He
conveyed some semblance of
remorse that the conversation
would have to be reconvened a
later time, and he left me believ-
ing that he actually might return
the call once he had some free
time and better reception.
I looked over disapprovingly,
but he assured me that he in fact
had lost reception.
But the fact that he had used
an excuse to leave a conversation
made me realize just how impor-
tant that skill set is.
Having one bulletproof
“Conversation Ender” or being
an accomplished “Conversation
Executioner” are skills that we
will come to value at a premium.
People communicate in more
mediums now than ever before —
face to face, on the phone and on
instant messenger. So it stands to
reason that people have more frus-
trating conversations they need to
weasel their way out of now, too.
A bad Conversation Ender can
ruin a relationship and is emo-
tionally crippling to both parties
involved. The receiving party of a
bad Conversation Ender knows
that their time and input is not val-
ued at all, and worse yet, feels like
their intelligence has been insulted
by the Conversation Executioner.
On the other hand, the
Conversation Executioner must
realize that he or she is an idiot
that can’t make a good excuse.
Good Conversation
Executioners do not lie. Excuses
and lies are different. An excuse
is something you can follow
through with, regardless of what
lengths you might have to achieve
to attain your excuse. A lie is less
defendable than an excuse.
If, after the Conversation
Ender has been issued, the
receiving party confronts the
Conversation Executioner about
the Conversation Ender, he or she
must be able to prove the validity
of the Conversation Ender.
Complexity is a good thing as
long as the Conversation Ender is
true. Everyone has a high opinion
of themselves. The more complex
and outrageous the Conversation
Ender, the more likely someone
is to believe it. Who would volun-
tarily spill boiling water on them-
selves while making spaghetti
and talking on the phone to get
out of a conversation? A good
Conversation Executioner.
For face-to-face interactions,
it’s good to have another pos-
sible future activity at all times.
At parties, I make sure I always
have an empty cup. That way
I can always say, “Nice seeing
you. Wait one second while I
get another drink.” While this
method may have some negative
unintended consequences, it is a
perfectly reasonable and believ-
able Conversation Ender.
Everyone has the abil-
ity to become an accomplished
Conversation Executioner.
Remember, don’t lie, feel free to
make your excuse as complex
as you want, and ignorance
is bliss. If you feel like you’re
on the receiving end of a good
Conversation Ender, give credit
where credit is due and respect
the Conversation Executioner.
andrew dunn
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Harrison Jobe
Opinion EDITOR
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GREG MARGOLIS
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EDITORIAL CARTOON
Increased pay for UNC-system president not necessary
M
embers of one of
the committees
helping to find out-
bound UNC-system President
Erskine Bowles’ replacement
want the next system presi-
dent to make substantially
more than any of the system’s
chancellors.
Proponents of the wage
increase cite the fact that many
public university systems pay
their presidents more. Bowles
took home $478,291, plus
benefits and use of a house, in
2008-09.
The highest paid chan-
cellor, UNC-Chapel Hill’s
Holden Thorp, brought home
$418,150.
While the idea of a salary
increase sounds nice, the fact of
the matter is that the position
of UNC-system president is an
occupation of public service.
Money shouldn’t play a
major role in this hiring pro-
Preventing network havoc
ITS right to protect campus against virtual threats
I
nformation Technology
Services is right to take
further steps to protect the
University’s Internet network.
ITS launched a pilot pro-
gram in Cobb Residence Hall
last week that will eventually
go mainstream. The program is
called Network Access Control.
It puts ITS in a position to find
software vulnerabilities before
they wreak havoc on the net-
work and on students’ comput-
ers.
The program scans a com-
puter to make sure it has up-
to-date anti-virus software, a
firewall and current system
updates.
It cannot scan your personal
files. Ryan Turner, a network
specialist for ITS, said that the
program is very limited in the
Get o≠ your phone
Cell phone use has become an epidemic, Student Congress
must act quickly to ban on-campus digital banter
E
nough is enough. We’ve
all fallen victim to the
inconsiderate few who
insist on yapping on their cell
phones while strolling through
campus. Face it, your digital
vomit is polluting our cam-
pus.
Incessant cell phone use
has contributed to a culture
of insensitivity and unfriend-
liness that fails to reflect the
Southern values of UNC.
We call on Student Congress
to enact a campuswide cell
phone ban. It’s about time.
A cell phone ban would force
us to take in the priceless sights
of spring here at UNC: Carolina
girls in sundresses and the
whites of frat guys’ thighs.
And without the easy cop-
out distraction of looking down
at your cell phone and pretend-
ing to check your digital clock
12 times in three minutes, stu-
Opinion
EDITorial BOARD members
meredith engelen
Patrick Fleming
Nathaniel Haines
ahna hendrix
By Mark Viser, mviser@email.unc.edu
No pay raise
cess, and therefore a substan-
tial raise would be unnecessary
and quite wasteful.
Individuals applying for the
job do not typically do so with
the intention of making money.
If a qualified individual views
the position’s salary as the sole
incentive to apply, then they
have the wrong motive and
shouldn’t be hired.
This is one of the first deci-
sions the search committee
must make before continuing
to look for the UNC system’s
future leader.
“I can’t conceive us con-
sidering compensation that
would be less than a chan-
cellor makes,” said Board of
Governors member Frank
Daniels, Jr. last week.
Daniels makes a good point.
However, the ultra-political
position of UNC-system presi-
dent comes with an entirely dif-
ferent set of responsibilities than
scope of what it can check. It
only checks to make sure that
computers aren’t running pro-
grams with known weakness.
For example, Jim Gogan,
director of network systems for
ITS, said that there have been
problems with older versions of
Adobe Reader. This new pro-
gram will make sure users are
running an updated version.
As of now, there’s only a
download for Windows on the
ITS Web site. But Gogan said
that there should be a Mac ver-
sion before the program goes
mainstream.
ITS is responsible for the
safety and stability of Internet
and network services on cam-
pus. And the ITS staff should
do everything it can to further
ensure the safety of computers
dents will be forced to make
eye contact.
This face-to-face interac-
tion will, of course, be the
only interaction allowed on
campus given the “no texting
while walking” clause of the
ban.
Studies show that a per-
son inadvertently ignores the
cheerful hello of a friend once
every three minutes. The pri-
mary cause: staring down at
a cell phone in the afternoon
sun and trying to make out the
words on the screen.
The measure could also
potentially protect students
from criminal prosecution, pre-
venting individuals from “sex-
ting” and initiating large-scale
drug deals via Blackberry.
If the ban is enacted — and
it must be — UNC would be a
pioneer among peer institutions
that are too cowardly to address
cameron parker
pat ryan
steve kwon
christian yoder
that of a university chancellor.
And to say that a higher salary
is deserved because the job of
UNC-system president is more
burdensome is a bit of a stretch.
Currently, Barack Obama,
president of the United States,
makes $400,000 in salary
annually. That is $78,291 less
than Bowles.
On top of all of that, the
UNC system is not in a good
financial position to make large
administrative raises.
We shouldn’t make the new
UNC-system president search
all about the Benjamins.
In order to find the right
replacement for Bowles, the
search committee needs to
find qualified prospects who
are interested in serving and
working for the betterment of
our education system.
Increasing the UNC-system
president’s salary is contradic-
tory to that mission.
connecting to the campus net-
work. This program does just
that.
In the pilot program, some
students have voiced concern
that this process slows their
Internet access down. Turner
said that the last thing ITS
wants is for users to have slow-
er connections.
And ITS doesn’t leave stu-
dents out to dry with their
services. Gogan said students
should contact their ResNet
staffer or call 962-HELP if they
think the program is slowing
down their Internet connection
or if they have other problems.
Cyber security is a huge con-
cern on university campuses.
And ITS should take Network
Access Control mainstream as
soon as possible.
this societal pandemic.
A Duke official discussed the
heavy reliance of Blue Devils,
especially males, on text mes-
saging to interact with pro-
spective partners.
“I mean, they may be wealthy
blue bloods from South Jersey,
but they don’t exactly teach
‘How to Confidently Talk to
Women Without Being Cocky
or a Creep’ at Cotillion,” the
official said.
In a concession to a strong,
vocal minority, the measure
allows degenerate cell phone
users to get their fix within 100
feet of the flag pole on the Polk
Place quad.
It’s time to take a stance
against this type of unhealthy
behavior.
Editor’s Note: April Fools. This
one is fake, in case you didn’t
guess. The others are real, though!
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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Rush Rosemary Street if
UNC basketball wins NIT
TO THE EDITOR:
On Thursday night at 7 p.m.,
the UNC men’s basketball team
will once again play for a post-
season basketball championship.
This time the prize is the NIT,
and should UNC win the game
and championship, the play-
ers certainly would be elated
upon their return to know that
students celebrated the victory
appropriately.
In previous seasons, students
have taken over Franklin Street
as a gesture of appreciation for
the team’s success in the NCAA
Tournament.
However, Franklin Street
should be reserved only for
NCAA Tournament successes.
The current students have
an opportunity to start a new
tradition. Much like the flash
mob in Davis Library, students
should rush Rosemary Street,
not Franklin Street, should the
Tar Heels prevail. It would be
a timeless gesture that nobody
on campus will ever forget. GO
HEELS!
Dana McCall
UNC, BA ’91, DDS ’96
University takes safety at
research facility seriously
TO THE EDITOR:
In response to the edito-
rial “Waterworld: UNC style”
(March 29), I assure you that the
recent violations at the Bingham
research facility are no more
acceptable to the University than
they are to the facility’s neighbors
or The Daily Tar Heel editorial
board and readers.
That’s why we are being
proactive in our approach to
solving the facility’s problems.
We shut down the wastewater
treatment system on the site
more than a month ago, and it
will remain shut down until we
can be certain it is operating
correctly.
We have hired expert con-
sultants to advise us how to fix
current problems and to plan
for the future. We are updating
the neighbors regularly on our
activities.
Regarding those violations,
it is important to note that we
have been cited for an improper
method of release of the treated
wastewater, not for an improper
level of treatment. Because the
leaks were highly treated waste-
water approved for spray irriga-
tion, there has been no contami-
nation of the soil, groundwater
or creek.
We self-reported these inci-
dents to the N.C. Department
of Environment and Natural
Resources and filed a detailed
list of corrective tasks to be
performed, also sent to the
neighbors and to The Daily Tar
Heel.
As for oversight, the Bingham
facility is overseen by several
regulatory agencies at the feder-
al, state and local level. Orange
County already is providing
oversight as specified by law,
including site planning and well
approvals. The University takes
this oversight very seriously
and adheres to all regulatory
requirements.
Bob Lowman
Associate Vice Chancellor for
Research
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Dear UNC housing: You know
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Dear professors: Don’t blame
me for my terrible grades.
Blame Chatroulette.
Dear UNC birds: I know you’re
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but isn’t chirping at 3 a.m. a
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To the guy in my biology class
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Dear girl wearing a push-up
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To the girls on 3rd floor Kenan:
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Dear campus housing application:
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Dear guy who revealed himself
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To the guy at Caribou who said
he’d like to “be the male icon
of sororities:” If sorority girls
like tools — you’re already
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To the boy on the Hojo balcony
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and stand there: Just grow a
pair and commit.
To the girls taking apple pie
shots on the 8th floor of Davis
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