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A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA
by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Adaptation by Glenn Carlson and Scot Crisp
for One Act Audio Theatre
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INT. NARRATION
SFX:
MUSIC UP
WATSON:
WATSON:
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WATSON:
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VIOLIN SOLO UP
WATSON:
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SFX:
VIOLIN OUT
WATSON:
Hullo!
HOLMES:
Watson!
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
Bravo Holmes!
surely --
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
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WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
Not at all.
WATSON:
No?
No note
Hand
The
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CONTINUED: (2)
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
Precisely.
is German.
WATSON:
Really?
HOLMES:
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WATSON:
What else?
HOLMES:
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HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
KNOCK ON DOOR
HOLMES:
Come in.
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DOOR OPENS
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
I promise.
WATSON:
And I.
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
(CONTINUED)
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KING W:
HOLMES:
Why indeed.
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
This is true.
HOLMES:
Watson?
WATSON:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
Absolutely not.
HOLMES:
KING W:
Nein!
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
Bah! Forgery.
KING W:
HOLMES:
Stolen.
KING W:
My own seal.
HOLMES:
Imitated.
KING W:
My photograph.
HOLMES:
Bought.
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
Stolen, then.
KING W:
HOLMES:
It must be
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KING W:
Ruin me.
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
I am sure.
HOLMES:
And why?
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
But I --
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HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
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HOLMES:
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(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (5)
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
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DOOR OPENS
HOLMES:
KING W:
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DOOR CLOSES
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
SFX:
MUSIC BRIDGE
WATSON:
SFX:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
HOLMES:
WATSON:
Not at all!
HOLMES:
WATSON:
Mr. Norton.
HOLMES:
WATSON:
My word!
Pray continue.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (3)
HOLMES:
WATSON:
No!
HOLMES:
WATSON:
Holmes!
HOLMES:
WATSON:
Three minutes?
HOLMES:
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
In what way?
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
Pshaw!
look.
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
No?
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
I shall be delighted.
HOLMES:
(CONTINUED)
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WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
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MUSIC BRIDGE
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CARRIAGE TO STOP
WATSON:
HOLMES:
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FOOTSTEPS
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
Yes, of course.
HOLMES:
WATSON:
I am to be neutral?
HOLMES:
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES:
WATSON:
SFX:
HOLMES:
IRENE:
JOHN:
VOICE 1:
IRENE:
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MUSIC BRIDGE
May we
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IRENE:
HOLMES:
(CONTINUED)
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VOICE 1:
IRENE:
HOLMES:
IRENE:
Of course.
VOICE 1:
SFX:
WINDOW SLIDES UP
HOLMES:
SFX:
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MUSIC UP
WATSON:
Fire!
Fire!
ALL:
Fire!
Fire!
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WATSON:
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HOLMES:
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Fire!
Driver, the
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CARRIAGE
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
I guessed as much.
HOLMES:
WATSON:
No one.
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
The photograph!
HOLMES:
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
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CARRIAGE SLOWS
DRIVER:
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HOLMES:
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HOLMES:
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FOOTSTEPS UP
VOICE 2:
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FOOTSTEPS OUT
WATSON:
HOLMES:
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MUSIC BRIDGE
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HOLMES:
KING W:
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES:
KING W:
Splendid!
HOLMES:
KING W:
Ja?
HOLMES:
KING W:
Married!
HOLMES:
Yesterday.
KING W:
But to whom?
WATSON:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
Why?
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
Of course.
SFX:
ENVELOPE OPENS
KING W:
(pause)
HOLMES:
I'm sorry?
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
What!
When?
(CONTINUED)
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WATSON:
By jove!
KING W:
Explain yourself!
HOLMES:
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MUSIC BRIDGE
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MAID:
HOLMES:
I am Mr. Holmes.
MAID:
HOLMES:
MAID:
Yes, sir.
KING W:
The photograph!
HOLMES:
MAID:
All is lost.
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SFX:
FOOTSTEPS
HOLMES:
WATSON:
HOLMES:
WATSON:
Indeed.
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ENVELOPE OPENS
KING W:
WATSON:
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KING W:
I demand an explanation!
HOLMES:
WATSON:
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IRENE:
(CONTINUED)
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Amazing!
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HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
KING W:
Name it!
HOLMES:
KING W:
HOLMES:
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KING W:
WATSON:
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MUSIC UP
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